Least disturbing Cyberpunk side quest

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  • @BoredWalk0
    @BoredWalk0 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    *Deafening shotgun blast* "Yeah, so this is my stealth build"

    • @Sir_ShadowZ__
      @Sir_ShadowZ__ ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They cannot hear you coming if they cannot hear.

  • @sidestep5435
    @sidestep5435 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Imagine being a heavily trained security team just to see a guy who looks like David Martinez rip a door open in front of you stop time and unload 500 rounds and 70 grenades along with swinging a gold plated baseball bat like a golf club

    • @jerimiahdotson1257
      @jerimiahdotson1257 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagining being absolutely molecularized by basically a god

    • @misterbeeast-real
      @misterbeeast-real ปีที่แล้ว +14

      imagine being discombobulated by some 17 year old kid with no parents and a cool spine

    • @jerimiahdotson1257
      @jerimiahdotson1257 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine being yeeted across a large open room as though you weigh less than nothing

    • @misterbeeast-real
      @misterbeeast-real ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ⁠imagine being from italy and being french 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

    • @jerimiahdotson1257
      @jerimiahdotson1257 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine being human but not living where the humans are

  • @edooooooooo
    @edooooooooo ปีที่แล้ว +160

    *fires shotgun at enemy's head* "this is my stealth build"
    ah yes, the shotgun ninja, the grenadier samurai's estranged cousin

  • @mr.miserlou8323
    @mr.miserlou8323 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “This is gonna take me somewhere new” yeah Zanny it’s an elevator

  • @The_Boys42
    @The_Boys42 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    As a Zanny viewer i can confirm that this video was zanny

  • @UNOwen-sk9hs
    @UNOwen-sk9hs ปีที่แล้ว +104

    its a perfect stealth mission if there no one to tell the story🙃

  • @Mark-dy4yb
    @Mark-dy4yb ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The stealth shotgun tactic is like shouting "STEALTH!" every time you sneak attack

  • @MLGHazrad
    @MLGHazrad ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Jesus, just the idea of chroming children to make them be athletes is just a few steps away from making people act like servitors from Warhammer 40k.

    • @conghautran6317
      @conghautran6317 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah it doesn't sit right on me, after completing it with stealth i reload the save and go gun blazing, did tommy dad lose his chance to leave dogtown? Yes, but at least Tommy is free

    • @triplehelix3207
      @triplehelix3207 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is my new favorite quest in the game because it rubs so close to reality for any number of disciplines, not just sports.
      its perfect for everything Cyberpunk is trying to say without being retarded, that "this future is closer than you think", its a real slap to the face, i love it

    • @superior_nobody07
      @superior_nobody07 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its surprisingly morally gray. On one hand, its deplorable and deserves to be shut down, but on the other, at least for some, you're robbing them of a stable and successful future. Dogtown is no place for a child, and it seems wrong to ruin not only timmy's chances, but who knows who else's changes of actual making it to a better life​@@conghautran6317

  • @RandomSatyr
    @RandomSatyr ปีที่แล้ว +21

    whos gonna tell him the boss was throwing smoke grenades

  • @silentsad981
    @silentsad981 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Zanny: i didn't want to fight you flash.
    Me: I wouldn't want to fight me either.

  • @Moviebro
    @Moviebro ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Eagerly awaits most disturbing side quest.

  • @ahbudhabbid
    @ahbudhabbid ปีที่แล้ว +113

    zanny never fails to fill me up with his content

  • @alexgould2572
    @alexgould2572 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    best bit is zanny laughing at boris using smoke nades like a ninja and he thinks hes glitching out(the movements shit for boris but thats how hes coded)......shows you how bad cyberpunk was

  • @AesirUnlimited
    @AesirUnlimited ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That child athlete misssion was so hard to decide what to do. On one hand, them exploiting children is deplorable. But on the other hand it’s true that they are giving at least some kids a chance at a brighter future. But I’m just not sure if the ones that make it justify the exploitation of all the ones that don’t. It’s a truly morally grey decision. Because no matter what you choose, kids will continue to suffer as a result of your choice.

    • @ethanliao2769
      @ethanliao2769 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t think our decision caused kids to continue to suffer, but rather they are already suffering in this world and there’s nothing we can do about it

    • @tobiasbayer4866
      @tobiasbayer4866 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, there are multiple characters in this game whose backstory is that they grew up in some sort of ghetto but then got chosen by a corporation to work for them because of their "potential". Takemura, Alex, Songbird, even V themselves.
      And then you have have Kerry Eurodyne who is a rich superstar but whose life still sucked before we do his quests. Theres also the boxing world champion who instantly loses all his sponsors after we beat him. Theres also Johnny and all of the other veterans stories about how they were drafted for war.
      Basically their story is always the same. Your life sucks and someone promises you a happy future and then after decades of serving your country, working for a corporation, etc, you are left with a bunch of chrome and trauma and realise that life sucks, just in a different flavour.

    • @AesirUnlimited
      @AesirUnlimited 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tobiasbayer4866 Yeah, it’s a tough choice for sure.

  • @just.a.jester8233
    @just.a.jester8233 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Do you think Zanny knows about the Wardrobe function? Lol

  • @kaittei
    @kaittei ปีที่แล้ว +7

    fun fact: no one is called steven in brazil
    and yes, im a brazilian. i've met people named washington but never a steven

  • @daanabbring5409
    @daanabbring5409 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:45 That little smirk. The game has become pretty good with facial animations!

  • @maxino135
    @maxino135 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    after this mission you can see tommy with his dad in the arena clothing store. only if you leak the data.

    • @randomisaac5959
      @randomisaac5959 ปีที่แล้ว

      The controlled leak or the full on leak?

  • @chadacus3620
    @chadacus3620 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Waiting for four zany to start making podcasts on things he shouldn’t be talking about

    • @chadacus3620
      @chadacus3620 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Five zanny would just straight up be terrorist tutorials

  • @simpy3651
    @simpy3651 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the most creepy- on edge side quest ive ever done was the guy who wanted to crusify himself on bd for the world. i nailed him to the cross though

    • @deathgorilla782
      @deathgorilla782 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too, good times

    • @a.w_.
      @a.w_. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best side quest in the game, the atmosphere in the crucifixion set was unreal

  • @MasonTheCourier
    @MasonTheCourier ปีที่แล้ว

    when the guy came up to question i just went guns a blazing

  • @Leeviathan26
    @Leeviathan26 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Petition for zanny to make a FOuR Zanny channel where he can put fanart, memes and whatnot made for him by his viewers.

  • @zerotrig8331
    @zerotrig8331 ปีที่แล้ว

    (sees David's clothes in my inventory)
    my eyes : guess I'll cry now

  • @tylenol3749
    @tylenol3749 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ive had very bad diarrhea for 2 weeks and now i cant trust a fart, i feel betrayed

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju ปีที่แล้ว

    I will say, I’m so glad the throwing knives have been updated because they’re so goddamn satisfying

  • @RagingBrachy
    @RagingBrachy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:21
    This part is crazy💀

    • @TheePinky
      @TheePinky ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah this guy was being a bit kooky in chat 😅

  • @slumpywumpy4166
    @slumpywumpy4166 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont even have the DLC yet because of paydays, but my god Zanny’s Grenadier Samurai build is so OP 😭 They made projectile launcher too good

  • @altietiam1957
    @altietiam1957 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He's nading himself!"
    How random CoD teammates be like.

  • @er5114
    @er5114 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3-4nd ROCK AND STONE🗿

  • @tommymaxey2665
    @tommymaxey2665 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:48 Bro i know the Cyperpunk future is bleak but who the fuck names Tommy with an "ie"?? As a Tommy i feel offended by looking at it

  • @ThunderXYZ.
    @ThunderXYZ. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Zanny and 17 minutes of yapping

  • @ragingcroc1802
    @ragingcroc1802 ปีที่แล้ว

    the evening swan strikes again

  • @adrenaverse
    @adrenaverse ปีที่แล้ว

    'is the receptionist romance able' 😂

  • @Sydistic
    @Sydistic ปีที่แล้ว

    “Is the receptionist romancable?” As if Aurore isn’t in the game

  • @johncharlesxavier9657
    @johncharlesxavier9657 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:05
    Filipino Tsupers revving their 10-year-old jeepney up to Baguio with 20 passengers inside:

  • @MatteoTagliabue-q2r
    @MatteoTagliabue-q2r ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just finished cyberpunk edgerunners, what do i even do with my life now?

  • @scourgeofyoutube9448
    @scourgeofyoutube9448 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:38 kill her? It’s not part of the contract I’m a professional
    *immediately cuts to footage of him slaughtering people*

  • @inkyeo
    @inkyeo ปีที่แล้ว

    bro plays video games for a living and doesn’t catch on that boris is using smoke nades to disappear and reappear…

    • @hirad7349
      @hirad7349 ปีที่แล้ว

      seriously that annoyed me quite a bit. it's fair to criticize the game for its actual faults but that boss fight isn't one of them, it was designed to be like fighting a secret special agent operative. And if you find the boss fights too easy, change the difficulty mode to hard lmao, I'd say that's a much more fun way to play the game with all these overpowered abilities they give you compared to normal. zanny be using 2% of his brain sometimes

  • @CandleWisp
    @CandleWisp ปีที่แล้ว

    1:24 Hitman aesthetic. Shame he didn't pick it.

  • @staticplays1871
    @staticplays1871 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Titan fall got fixed. Not north start, the base game.

  • @germanmandalorian3514
    @germanmandalorian3514 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:40 Zanny. You say you dont are like Adam Smasher but did a pretty smiliar entrance to this poor Souls?

  • @BlackEliteGroup
    @BlackEliteGroup ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bosses cant do shit" - plays on easiest difficulty

  • @danieljvanrensburg
    @danieljvanrensburg ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldn't wanna fight me either

  • @yammega
    @yammega ปีที่แล้ว

    they cooked with this dlc.makes me have hope i didnt have before for the next game theyll make

  • @leonarduskrisna4588
    @leonarduskrisna4588 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im surprised how V can be so soft to children
    Its really suit my streetkid Playthrough

  • @cheber817
    @cheber817 ปีที่แล้ว

    most of these least blank memes just replace least with most and it makes them actually true

  • @Watching4life
    @Watching4life ปีที่แล้ว

    will there be a Cyberpunk Fashion contest ?

  • @lordmorklen5166
    @lordmorklen5166 ปีที่แล้ว

    so I am super anti-corp and I decided to hell with the stadium and leaked their client info as requested. Then I went clothes shopping and the consequences hit me when I tried to act high and mighty and the dad laid it on me thick. Gods as my witness, I felt so bad I would've reloaded had I not done like two gigs and some vehicle contracts since.

    • @lordmorklen5166
      @lordmorklen5166 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do not hate on the Hercules - I poisoned the shit outta Smasher with it.

  • @c0hink176
    @c0hink176 ปีที่แล้ว

    You could have killed Fiona with literally no consequences

  • @kingg7540
    @kingg7540 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you have a secret recipe for longganisa

  • @greaserat4126
    @greaserat4126 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a zanny viewer i can confirm the content is coming inside of me

  • @Theunchartedguy
    @Theunchartedguy ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Day 82 of asking Zanny to do an uncharted series:

  • @ryanlemon9839
    @ryanlemon9839 ปีที่แล้ว

    so was it a zoo orrrrr….

  • @pillowcai6072
    @pillowcai6072 ปีที่แล้ว

    ate my lunch to this today 👍

  • @revelation9125
    @revelation9125 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zanny try Lords of the Fallen this weekend!

  • @RubyIzfet
    @RubyIzfet ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the rifle zanny is using. The one that looks like a bolt action rifle.

  • @ouroboros1809
    @ouroboros1809 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone know what weapon he was wielding during the second gig? Is that an autorifle?

  • @Antiquitiys
    @Antiquitiys ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that maine's arm?

  • @cheryllang98
    @cheryllang98 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How many channels does he have 😭😭😭

  • @lionellejo5469
    @lionellejo5469 ปีที่แล้ว

    So guys this is my stealth build i have a katana some throwing knives oh yeah and a shotgun

  • @personmens
    @personmens ปีที่แล้ว

    BRAZIL MENTIONED LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

  • @Tingderikgivermeneng
    @Tingderikgivermeneng หลายเดือนก่อน

    What sandevistan you using

  • @kimjai40
    @kimjai40 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How many acc zanny's have?

    • @ordenax
      @ordenax 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Three

  • @Ruuinx
    @Ruuinx ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro plays controller and removed aim assist and can’t hit anyone😭

  • @that.guy1219
    @that.guy1219 ปีที่แล้ว

    can you play the high on life dlc

  • @RIPJAW10
    @RIPJAW10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where’s the destiny 2 video I was promised?!

  • @CensoredSquirrel
    @CensoredSquirrel ปีที่แล้ว

    At 12:20 you talk about where you get energy to fuel your chrome. I have a simple answer for that. The brain, has many neurons that discharge 70 millivolts so (0.07v) but our brain has a shit ton of neuron connections and etc. So probably somewhere around 14 billion volts. Needless to say, our brains would power our chrome.

  • @alanbolt6800
    @alanbolt6800 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:03 : Parkour

  • @simpsimon69
    @simpsimon69 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:56 cdpr are Polish. That says it all

  • @finnconnelly9983
    @finnconnelly9983 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncharted time

  • @G.H.O.U.L.2.7.9
    @G.H.O.U.L.2.7.9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Day 1 of asking Zanny to play Uncharted series

  • @levifarmer733
    @levifarmer733 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try getting cyberpsychosis

  • @strangeperson1255
    @strangeperson1255 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is zanny three better than zanny two

  • @luukas7498
    @luukas7498 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When siege again

  • @yo_dad_was_here526
    @yo_dad_was_here526 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zanny wanny

  • @tuckerlambert-clark6284
    @tuckerlambert-clark6284 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day one of asking zanny to play baldurs gate 3

  • @MaidenlessRunt-mz7zm
    @MaidenlessRunt-mz7zm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Day nine billion 3 hundred and 58 of asking Zanny to do an uncharted series

  • @KickedCrusader
    @KickedCrusader ปีที่แล้ว

    Zanny play party animals

  • @CosmicAether
    @CosmicAether ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed when Rebecca got crushed by Adam Sandler

  • @ChaosBan3
    @ChaosBan3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool new vid

  • @TheePinky
    @TheePinky ปีที่แล้ว

    told ya, worst gig ever

  • @riccardodalseno1595
    @riccardodalseno1595 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    An uncharted series would be awesome

  • @kristinap.4634
    @kristinap.4634 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day 3 of asking Zanny to play Shadow of the Colossus 🧚‍♂️

  • @Medic-ku6vc
    @Medic-ku6vc ปีที่แล้ว

    W.

  • @ordenax
    @ordenax 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't why the comments are bothering you so much. Stealth clearly requires brains and patience. They should know better. 😂

  • @aidenpearce1568
    @aidenpearce1568 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please play Yakuza 0 😞

    • @aidenpearce1568
      @aidenpearce1568 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not gonna play it lil bro

    • @aidenpearce1568
      @aidenpearce1568 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't be rude to him man

    • @Hsyt145
      @Hsyt145 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aidenpearce1568think you forgot to switch accounts bro

    • @aidenpearce1568
      @aidenpearce1568 ปีที่แล้ว

      No need to be an ass bro lol

    • @aidenpearce1568
      @aidenpearce1568 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yakuza franchise is underrated i don't think he knows about it

  • @Lepas_Lepinhas
    @Lepas_Lepinhas ปีที่แล้ว

    dislike, u didnt kill her

  • @sharpnighttoo3667
    @sharpnighttoo3667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro pls turn back on aim assist 😭

  • @confettiyeti184
    @confettiyeti184 ปีที่แล้ว

    3rd Zanny

  • @GUD0
    @GUD0 ปีที่แล้ว

    Play yakuza 0 zanny

  • @khyhlima2920
    @khyhlima2920 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hi , first

    • @khyhlima2920
      @khyhlima2920 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      never have i ever been this early to a zanny vid

    • @er5114
      @er5114 ปีที่แล้ว

      ROCK AND STONE

    • @sewerum2620
      @sewerum2620 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real

  • @MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA
    @MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA ปีที่แล้ว

    What would it take for zanny to play warhammer 40k darktide. Seems like his kinda game