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- A drastic new law has come into force to tackle what many see as a scourge of modern society.
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Went through parliament with a rare 100% supporting vote, I'd have thought.
At last, new govt. legislation we can all get behind.
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Took the words right out of my mouth....😂
Not gonna lie; I'm right behind this idea ✋
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Having a drink of my tea at the "morons and twats" part wasn't a good idea 😂
"...but it's been confirmed that they can f@ck off."
Genius.
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Sunak's government stumbled upon the _one_ measure that can still save the Tory Brexit majority!
A stroke of political genius!1
Agreed 👍🏻 however, bringing back indentured servitude for those that can’t afford would get my vote also 🧐
@@WildcraftBritain Like, work houses for the NHS nurses and other derelict poor. Talk about privatization. Private ownership of the workforce is what is actually needed!
@@Cancun771 exactly, they are poor because they are lazy, (not a broken system where a few, largely hereditary people own everything and have a rigged system to that power that has little in the way of risk), no, it’s their own fault- as for nurses- it’s a vocation and a privilege to look after the sick- they should pay for doing the job (ps I’m a nurse btw 😂)
@@WildcraftBritain They just can't _BUDGET!1_
Brilliant news. If only It was true.
It IS!
Technically these guys are geniuses. This is absolutely brilliant. Plus yes in public speaker phone users are inconsiderate *************!
I took the discussion to put my coffee down before I watched this and it was a good thing too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely a lovely story. 😅
As my Latin master at Eton used to say, 'angins tu gud forum'
*HERE IN BULGARIA* everyone does this, but they are pretty quiet about it.
Do you mean they don't talk about it or they fit a silencer on the gun they use? 😂
@@obtuse1291 HAHAHAH - not they talk on speakerphone - its a remarkably violance-free society. Ive not seen one fight in a bar in 14 years of living here. Which as a Brit is just wierd.
If only 😜
Brilliant stuff 😘
Long overdue
If only it were true
About time too x
I love you guys, you really lighten my day! So funny!!! ❤🤣
Lovely to read. Thanks!
Best news ever. Let’s hope it’s policed aggressively.
Yup...zero tolerance.
A lot of people walk into my work on speaker phone and it drives me up the wall. I wish this law were real. Where do speakerphone users get cell service so good that it works in the elevator??
I just left a job in a supermarket, and people would come to the till having their pointless phone conversations. They would also walk around the shop playing music.Actually the ones talking on bluetooth were the most confusing, though.
You should engage in the conversation with them, after all it’s a public announcement/discussion forum that entitles engagement.
@@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers I would say, actively *encourages* engagement :)
Can we also extend this to people who park in residential car parks and use their car's Bluetooth system to make long phone calls, often right outside the bedroom window of people who are nightshift workers and trying to sleep. Always makes it sound like they are conversing with Barry White.
Yes, a lovely story. Many thanks too, to Montego for his sensibly sensitive reporting of the act; he is indeed Live.
AMEN!!!!!!!!
Humanity has devolved to the point we're having trouble blocking traffic noise from the ear that a phone is designed to cover, whilst speakerphoning a foot away from our face next to a motorway. We need to be purged 💯
I’m glad they included music- the youth around us plays shouty bleeps and bangs from their phones, (what ever happened to Cliff and the gang- proper music 🫡 and how do they afford them, I was paying a mortgage on my home at that age)- they should be working not lazy work shy walking and laughing 😤 and they need to include young people in cars playing such stuff 🧐 transport the lot to Australia (or death, death is good) 🤨
Transport to Australia? I thought we were meant to punish them?
Absolute top quality here, great content, if only it were TRUE!
LOL, what a lovely story and hopefully debated in parliament soon 😁😁
Ooof. I needed to know about this the other day. Some was doing this walking past my place, which has two building sites very close by (who all deserve the same treatment IMO) and they were repeating themselves and shouting down the speakerphone, rather than using normally so the phone had a chance to distinguish the speakers ramblings from the surrounding noise.
If only there was some kind of of a thing we had for children that taught them how to not be .
My new favorite!
that seems reasonable
Great idea - glad others have been irritated by it too! Always happens in a coworking space when some completely self-unaware tosser (...usually a "startup bro") wants everyone to hear about his mediocre business deal because it's far more important for his future plans to cash out lambos than your work will ever be.
Where has this channel been all my life? I just discovered it today and have gladly shared it far and wide with everyone I can think of.
Absolutely love it!
Thank you for keeping me up-to-date with the best news in the business.
I love the speakerphone setting! My favourite is when I talk to my mum in Spain, who likes to wander around the room without holding the phone and every time I open my mouth I'm drowned out out by a distorted robot version of my voice and feedback talking over me until she agrees to stop doing it. Treasured moments with a parent I rarely see enhanced by modern special effects which would be impossible without this useful and in no way pointless and deeply flawed function. What's not to love?
“He is (a)live”, at least until he reaches for his phone.
Love it!!
Classic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What a lovely story" 😄
Thank goodness, I thought that the music amendment wasn't going to go through. Although I note the back bench suggestion that any music played has to be agreed by a straight majority vote of all those in earshot didn't make it.
But I do have a question for Mr Fortnightly. Was it the Reception Lobby or the Sunroom Entrance? I'd heard she'd been hanging around menacingly for a while. 😉
Once again, bravo Chaps, well done and may your careers be rich and varied! 😁
Can we extend this legislationation to include GBnews journalists, even if they dont own a phone?
That said, if anyone has any evidence at all (even circumstantial) of any journalists actually working at said Sh1tpuppet Jamboree then bring it on.
We'll put an amendment on the legislation x
You sir, deserve a prize for the phrase “sh1tpuppet jamboree”- bravo!
I feel offended.
Nasty incident with Kuenssberg there. Still it could've been worse, Nick 'Dirty Digits' Robinson springs to mind.
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You’re like the new Brass Eye! Brilliant!
A lovely compliment! We'll take it!
Wonderful.
Thank you guys.
I can't see a reason to not support this new law. Frankly amazing it's taken this long! Is it just the police who can do this? I feel it's every right-minded person's responsibility to put these people down as soon as they're spotted, or rather heard, persisting with their ASBO lifestyle, it's only humane. Although free passes should be given to anyone trying to educate the masses on how amazing prog-rock, especially Genesis, is, that's just a public service!
I agree
Literally just got back from PC World and had to post that there was a woman involving everyone in the queue in her conversation, but none of us could get a word in!
nice🤣🤣🤣
I walk through my town a few times playing Redgums long run, and boom, this new law
Business wankers 😂😂😂
about time
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PMSL
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Keep in mind some cultures do not consider being loud in public to be rude.
- black
- latino
- muslim
- Russian
So be tolerant.
Then there is Japan, where no one even uses their cell on trains so people can relax.
It is all cultural and yes, IQ. The lower it is, the more tolerance we need to show them.
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I just got me a brand ganew speaker for my phone.
And if I want to crank up Duane Eddy you can just peas off.
But if you enjoy hits from the 50s come sit by me.
Take out the papers and the trash.
Or you don't get no spending cash.
Apple phones have shite microphones and earpieces, hence speaker phone.
However I agree with this new law
Nor funny in the US.
Um. Please may we write a Rick Astley exception to the music rule? I'll go to jail if I have to.
Sending the authorities now.
Really ?
Rick Ashley !!!!!!
Is this the hill on which you are prepared to die ?
ashly / astly /ashlee.... whatever
@@daneenmurf1043 Indubitably.
@@msmojo7991 Are you at home ? Good. Now i want you to open the curtains and turn Rick Aslee up nice and loud. Ignore anything you may hear from outside. Try to keep very still. Ignore any red dots you may see moving around ypu
@daneenmurf1043 cool! disco lights!
Have you considered that some people cannot hear without having it louder ? I can’t make a phone call without speakerphone. However, I dont do it in public. There is a sense in which your video is hateful towards people who have no choice but to use speakerphones. Just imagine you said this about wheelchair use. Now imagine someone in a wheelchair who cannot move freely and has to use speakerphone and needs the train guard to come and put the ramp in and uses the phone to call the rail services. I love your videos - as long as you take the P out of the powerful, not the little people. You are good guys, Im sure you will take on board the need for care here.
Clean the speaker hole then.....
@@timballam3675 you have a poor understanding of disability
@vulvacioustottie you comments are insulting and bigoted.
Or alternatively, in your rectum. Vibrations also carry and are picked up by the nerves serving the ears. 😃
The simplest solution is to connect your phone to your hearing aids via Bluetooth.
About Time
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