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  • @larryandpaul
    @larryandpaul  ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hi! If you LOVE these updates, then help us to keep news fair and impartial at ko-fi.com/larryandpaul

  • @kadran3263
    @kadran3263 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Went through parliament with a rare 100% supporting vote, I'd have thought.

  • @martinradcliffe4798
    @martinradcliffe4798 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    At last, new govt. legislation we can all get behind.

    • @leroysimon5692
      @leroysimon5692 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍🏾

    • @clausderenda5777
      @clausderenda5777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Took the words right out of my mouth....😂

  • @KackieJennedy
    @KackieJennedy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Not gonna lie; I'm right behind this idea ✋

  • @terryseymour3195
    @terryseymour3195 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Having a drink of my tea at the "morons and twats" part wasn't a good idea 😂

  • @bigtoe333333
    @bigtoe333333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "...but it's been confirmed that they can f@ck off."
    Genius.

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you! Please do share!

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sunak's government stumbled upon the _one_ measure that can still save the Tory Brexit majority!
    A stroke of political genius!1

    • @WildcraftBritain
      @WildcraftBritain ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed 👍🏻 however, bringing back indentured servitude for those that can’t afford would get my vote also 🧐

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WildcraftBritain Like, work houses for the NHS nurses and other derelict poor. Talk about privatization. Private ownership of the workforce is what is actually needed!

    • @WildcraftBritain
      @WildcraftBritain ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cancun771 exactly, they are poor because they are lazy, (not a broken system where a few, largely hereditary people own everything and have a rigged system to that power that has little in the way of risk), no, it’s their own fault- as for nurses- it’s a vocation and a privilege to look after the sick- they should pay for doing the job (ps I’m a nurse btw 😂)

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WildcraftBritain They just can't _BUDGET!1_

  • @retrogiftsuk4812
    @retrogiftsuk4812 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant news. If only It was true.

  • @philryansluckyseven
    @philryansluckyseven ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Technically these guys are geniuses. This is absolutely brilliant. Plus yes in public speaker phone users are inconsiderate *************!

  • @timballam3675
    @timballam3675 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I took the discussion to put my coffee down before I watched this and it was a good thing too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tamara3984
    @tamara3984 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Definitely a lovely story. 😅

  • @Stoic_grimace
    @Stoic_grimace 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As my Latin master at Eton used to say, 'angins tu gud forum'

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *HERE IN BULGARIA* everyone does this, but they are pretty quiet about it.

    • @obtuse1291
      @obtuse1291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you mean they don't talk about it or they fit a silencer on the gun they use? 😂

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@obtuse1291 HAHAHAH - not they talk on speakerphone - its a remarkably violance-free society. Ive not seen one fight in a bar in 14 years of living here. Which as a Brit is just wierd.

  • @basfinnis
    @basfinnis ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If only 😜
    Brilliant stuff 😘

  • @Martinohdeargodmyback
    @Martinohdeargodmyback ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Long overdue

  • @wuntbedruv3477
    @wuntbedruv3477 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If only it were true

  • @MrFunsocks
    @MrFunsocks ปีที่แล้ว +3

    About time too x

  • @lonelylantern9135
    @lonelylantern9135 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love you guys, you really lighten my day! So funny!!! ❤🤣

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lovely to read. Thanks!

  • @kellypaws
    @kellypaws ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best news ever. Let’s hope it’s policed aggressively.

    • @curmudgeon1933
      @curmudgeon1933 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup...zero tolerance.

  • @metalhero117
    @metalhero117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A lot of people walk into my work on speaker phone and it drives me up the wall. I wish this law were real. Where do speakerphone users get cell service so good that it works in the elevator??

  • @claresherman2278
    @claresherman2278 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just left a job in a supermarket, and people would come to the till having their pointless phone conversations. They would also walk around the shop playing music.Actually the ones talking on bluetooth were the most confusing, though.

    • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
      @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should engage in the conversation with them, after all it’s a public announcement/discussion forum that entitles engagement.

    • @Chewiebakke
      @Chewiebakke ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers I would say, actively *encourages* engagement :)

  • @raithrover1976
    @raithrover1976 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we also extend this to people who park in residential car parks and use their car's Bluetooth system to make long phone calls, often right outside the bedroom window of people who are nightshift workers and trying to sleep. Always makes it sound like they are conversing with Barry White.

  • @Chewiebakke
    @Chewiebakke ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes, a lovely story. Many thanks too, to Montego for his sensibly sensitive reporting of the act; he is indeed Live.

  • @daniellemurphy9755
    @daniellemurphy9755 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    AMEN!!!!!!!!

  • @nonsequitor
    @nonsequitor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Humanity has devolved to the point we're having trouble blocking traffic noise from the ear that a phone is designed to cover, whilst speakerphoning a foot away from our face next to a motorway. We need to be purged 💯

  • @WildcraftBritain
    @WildcraftBritain ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m glad they included music- the youth around us plays shouty bleeps and bangs from their phones, (what ever happened to Cliff and the gang- proper music 🫡 and how do they afford them, I was paying a mortgage on my home at that age)- they should be working not lazy work shy walking and laughing 😤 and they need to include young people in cars playing such stuff 🧐 transport the lot to Australia (or death, death is good) 🤨

    • @acefaceuk
      @acefaceuk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Transport to Australia? I thought we were meant to punish them?

  • @peterowbottom6640
    @peterowbottom6640 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolute top quality here, great content, if only it were TRUE!

  • @andjc72
    @andjc72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL, what a lovely story and hopefully debated in parliament soon 😁😁

  • @ChrispyNut
    @ChrispyNut 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ooof. I needed to know about this the other day. Some was doing this walking past my place, which has two building sites very close by (who all deserve the same treatment IMO) and they were repeating themselves and shouting down the speakerphone, rather than using normally so the phone had a chance to distinguish the speakers ramblings from the surrounding noise.
    If only there was some kind of of a thing we had for children that taught them how to not be .

  • @reneeking8272
    @reneeking8272 ปีที่แล้ว

    My new favorite!

  • @frippp66
    @frippp66 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that seems reasonable

  • @metastract
    @metastract ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great idea - glad others have been irritated by it too! Always happens in a coworking space when some completely self-unaware tosser (...usually a "startup bro") wants everyone to hear about his mediocre business deal because it's far more important for his future plans to cash out lambos than your work will ever be.

  • @TheOnjLouis
    @TheOnjLouis ปีที่แล้ว

    Where has this channel been all my life? I just discovered it today and have gladly shared it far and wide with everyone I can think of.
    Absolutely love it!
    Thank you for keeping me up-to-date with the best news in the business.

  • @benlee8436
    @benlee8436 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the speakerphone setting! My favourite is when I talk to my mum in Spain, who likes to wander around the room without holding the phone and every time I open my mouth I'm drowned out out by a distorted robot version of my voice and feedback talking over me until she agrees to stop doing it. Treasured moments with a parent I rarely see enhanced by modern special effects which would be impossible without this useful and in no way pointless and deeply flawed function. What's not to love?

  • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
    @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He is (a)live”, at least until he reaches for his phone.

  • @marcusfry2580
    @marcusfry2580 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it!!

  • @chloehayllar6195
    @chloehayllar6195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RichardM-kv4uu
    @RichardM-kv4uu ปีที่แล้ว

    "What a lovely story" 😄

  • @EthanKristopherHartley
    @EthanKristopherHartley ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank goodness, I thought that the music amendment wasn't going to go through. Although I note the back bench suggestion that any music played has to be agreed by a straight majority vote of all those in earshot didn't make it.
    But I do have a question for Mr Fortnightly. Was it the Reception Lobby or the Sunroom Entrance? I'd heard she'd been hanging around menacingly for a while. 😉
    Once again, bravo Chaps, well done and may your careers be rich and varied! 😁

  • @thewhippetreport1868
    @thewhippetreport1868 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can we extend this legislationation to include GBnews journalists, even if they dont own a phone?
    That said, if anyone has any evidence at all (even circumstantial) of any journalists actually working at said Sh1tpuppet Jamboree then bring it on.

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We'll put an amendment on the legislation x

    • @peterrenn6341
      @peterrenn6341 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You sir, deserve a prize for the phrase “sh1tpuppet jamboree”- bravo!

  • @adblocker276
    @adblocker276 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel offended.

  • @tonymccake3057
    @tonymccake3057 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nasty incident with Kuenssberg there. Still it could've been worse, Nick 'Dirty Digits' Robinson springs to mind.

  • @nicindiff
    @nicindiff ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You’re like the new Brass Eye! Brilliant!

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lovely compliment! We'll take it!

  • @adrianrutterford762
    @adrianrutterford762 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderful.
    Thank you guys.

  • @ModelsExInferis
    @ModelsExInferis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't see a reason to not support this new law. Frankly amazing it's taken this long! Is it just the police who can do this? I feel it's every right-minded person's responsibility to put these people down as soon as they're spotted, or rather heard, persisting with their ASBO lifestyle, it's only humane. Although free passes should be given to anyone trying to educate the masses on how amazing prog-rock, especially Genesis, is, that's just a public service!

  • @oquic
    @oquic ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree

  • @Chewiebakke
    @Chewiebakke ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally just got back from PC World and had to post that there was a woman involving everyone in the queue in her conversation, but none of us could get a word in!

  • @motorwest
    @motorwest ปีที่แล้ว

    nice🤣🤣🤣

  • @somethingelse4878
    @somethingelse4878 ปีที่แล้ว

    I walk through my town a few times playing Redgums long run, and boom, this new law

  • @majordelays4909
    @majordelays4909 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Business wankers 😂😂😂

  • @THDYoung
    @THDYoung ปีที่แล้ว +1

    about time

  • @PeterSmall-fr3wk
    @PeterSmall-fr3wk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alanspeakman8554
    @alanspeakman8554 ปีที่แล้ว

    PMSL

  • @gadgett4174
    @gadgett4174 ปีที่แล้ว

    🙌 👏

  • @lancelotxavier9084
    @lancelotxavier9084 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep in mind some cultures do not consider being loud in public to be rude.
    - black
    - latino
    - muslim
    - Russian
    So be tolerant.
    Then there is Japan, where no one even uses their cell on trains so people can relax.
    It is all cultural and yes, IQ. The lower it is, the more tolerance we need to show them.

  • @cpuuk
    @cpuuk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad you enjoyed! Please do share!

  • @gigmaresh8772
    @gigmaresh8772 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just got me a brand ganew speaker for my phone.
    And if I want to crank up Duane Eddy you can just peas off.
    But if you enjoy hits from the 50s come sit by me.
    Take out the papers and the trash.
    Or you don't get no spending cash.

  • @sidney001
    @sidney001 ปีที่แล้ว

    Apple phones have shite microphones and earpieces, hence speaker phone.
    However I agree with this new law

  • @karmad4491
    @karmad4491 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nor funny in the US.

  • @msmojo7991
    @msmojo7991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Um. Please may we write a Rick Astley exception to the music rule? I'll go to jail if I have to.

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sending the authorities now.

    • @daneenmurf1043
      @daneenmurf1043 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really ?
      Rick Ashley !!!!!!
      Is this the hill on which you are prepared to die ?
      ashly / astly /ashlee.... whatever

    • @msmojo7991
      @msmojo7991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@daneenmurf1043 Indubitably.

    • @daneenmurf1043
      @daneenmurf1043 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@msmojo7991 Are you at home ? Good. Now i want you to open the curtains and turn Rick Aslee up nice and loud. Ignore anything you may hear from outside. Try to keep very still. Ignore any red dots you may see moving around ypu

    • @msmojo7991
      @msmojo7991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @daneenmurf1043 cool! disco lights!

  • @josephfredbill
    @josephfredbill ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you considered that some people cannot hear without having it louder ? I can’t make a phone call without speakerphone. However, I dont do it in public. There is a sense in which your video is hateful towards people who have no choice but to use speakerphones. Just imagine you said this about wheelchair use. Now imagine someone in a wheelchair who cannot move freely and has to use speakerphone and needs the train guard to come and put the ramp in and uses the phone to call the rail services. I love your videos - as long as you take the P out of the powerful, not the little people. You are good guys, Im sure you will take on board the need for care here.

    • @timballam3675
      @timballam3675 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clean the speaker hole then.....

    • @josephfredbill
      @josephfredbill ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timballam3675 you have a poor understanding of disability

    • @josephfredbill
      @josephfredbill ปีที่แล้ว

      @vulvacioustottie you comments are insulting and bigoted.

    • @obtuse1291
      @obtuse1291 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or alternatively, in your rectum. Vibrations also carry and are picked up by the nerves serving the ears. 😃

    • @Tailspin80
      @Tailspin80 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The simplest solution is to connect your phone to your hearing aids via Bluetooth.

  • @bobdickweed
    @bobdickweed ปีที่แล้ว +1

    About Time

  • @rolfgall9495
    @rolfgall9495 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂❤❤❤