The Tourist reviewed by Mark Kermode

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  • @richardbrabin3188
    @richardbrabin3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have no idea why, but Mayo saying at the end of the clip “Is that the train in the background” makes me laugh hard.

  • @DaveNoodles
    @DaveNoodles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Couldn't be bothered to watch the film, but this is a great review. Apparently Depp plays a math teacher.

    • @c.j.griffin
      @c.j.griffin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry, Dave, I know it's been a minute, but does Depp only teach the one math? I can't be bothered to watch it either.

  • @tomsega
    @tomsega 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The ending is indeed ludicrous. It's all very well making that sort of twist in a theatre stage show, but rewatching the movie it's impossible to believe the change of identity, unless we're to believe Depp is acting to be someone who is a great actor.. if you know what I mean.

  • @zoeblacklock5381
    @zoeblacklock5381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kermode didn't even mention Paul Bettany, is he feeling OK?

  • @AvatarTwasCheesy
    @AvatarTwasCheesy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Is Johnny Depp a math teacher?

  • @antohall2007
    @antohall2007 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon Mayo does a great impression of a guy who doesnt wanna be there

  • @AeroHybrid
    @AeroHybrid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really liked this film and I find it such a guilty pleasure to watch

  • @Mankind081
    @Mankind081 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I watched Anthony Zimmer I didn't see the twist coming either.

  • @84PhillyB
    @84PhillyB 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Totally agree with 'adim88'. Yes this movie was fluff - from start to finish. But it KNEW it was. It obviously didn't take itself too seriously and i don't think the people who see it should either. It's stupid, yes. But it one of those films you can just stick on when you wanna cuddle up with your girlfriend on a Sunday night with a glass of wine.
    It is dumb, yes - totally agree.
    But it's harmless fun and it never tries to be anything more.

  • @mollers92
    @mollers92 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mrpossibilities cos its a radio show?

  • @leviterande
    @leviterande 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    what does he mean: gentleman in the tenement??

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaledius it’s a play on repeatedly mispronouncing “denouement”

  • @booster330
    @booster330 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SpeedFreakNO Its the Exorcist.

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    its Angelina Jolie in does my bum look big in this, answer yes and its amazing.
    and Johnny Depp simple math teacher..........or is he?
    also i think its ricky gervais' favourite film, might have to actually watch this now.

  • @jd899
    @jd899 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A good rant with some nice flappy hand action, is it more stupid as Angel and Demons? which I have not seen but DrK did say it was the stupidest film he ever saw

  • @adim88
    @adim88 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    also- the movie is just fun fluff. nothing to get too serious about. really got unfairly bashed by critics.

  • @bertfromseasamestreet
    @bertfromseasamestreet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yea

  • @Bagrah10
    @Bagrah10 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah screw it, I quite enjoyed it.

  • @killswitchred19
    @killswitchred19 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Tourist wasn't very good. Not terrible but too complicated and did not live up to the "dream pairing" of Jolie and Depp!

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @jd899
    I'm guessing not. Angels and Demons manages the neat trick of actually being dumber than Christianity. I suppose one could argue there's a real sense of achievement there.

  • @IceCreamSuit
    @IceCreamSuit 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @qwertyuiopdan1 No, Mark was saying the misogynist attitudes about Angelina Jolie were a good representation of the film, which he didn't like.

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BRm2008 I dont think she is artsy at all. I think she is overrated.

  • @omgwtfbbqstfu
    @omgwtfbbqstfu 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    watch the original, it was so much more convincing.

    • @Jan-se1nd
      @Jan-se1nd ปีที่แล้ว

      I did. And no, it isn't.

  • @matdur2000
    @matdur2000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it was a bad film but i liked it.

  • @edwardsadler3348
    @edwardsadler3348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved it

  • @meio4744
    @meio4744 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was excruciatingly boring, I couldn't finish watching it, never have I seen two more moribund movie stars on the screen.

  • @nelsano3
    @nelsano3 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Johnny Depp is overrated.

  • @relinquis
    @relinquis 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    horrible film...

  • @rasco1521
    @rasco1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked the film. I’ve seen it a good few times.
    Also a quick word to Mark: “stupider” is not a word.

    • @timsplanet2
      @timsplanet2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he said it ironically

  • @jackmurphy6864
    @jackmurphy6864 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Woeful film.

  • @chrishiggins7166
    @chrishiggins7166 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The film’s poorly acted, poorly written, poorly directed, unfocused, dull, lifeless & is A predictable thriller. (18%) (1/5 stars) (negative)

  • @nocreativename
    @nocreativename 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seems boring.

  • @leevww
    @leevww ปีที่แล้ว

    he films total sh.... spent 30m watching this junk. time is precious..what a waste.

  • @billlozier5551
    @billlozier5551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Totally disagree. I enjoyed the Tourist a lot. Jolie never looks more beautiful. Deep is funny and awkward. Romantic too. Beautiful music. Thumbs up 👍

  • @adim88
    @adim88 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    critics are so full of themselves. audiences obviously loved the movie- $250m worldwide and counting.

    • @jackmurphy6864
      @jackmurphy6864 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just because they went to see it doesn't mean they enjoyed it or it was any good. Dreadful film.

  • @ottokaare5925
    @ottokaare5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hated that movie

  • @DTM4581
    @DTM4581 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did'nt rate the lives of others.

  • @kemp10
    @kemp10 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:57 - So you clever guys across the pond never use a singular mass noun to describe something as a whole? That means if I were to go to the BBC Sport section they would only cover 1 sport, right?

    • @PNETriffid
      @PNETriffid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mathematics or Mathematic?

  • @tabarakanwar
    @tabarakanwar 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    first