Hate playing BA against custodes. Can't win any game and I always hear that cusodes are weak with 55% winrate ,and 2-5 dead banana models against almost all my blood losers
To be fair, the custodes aren't getting their full points value here. They have ranged attacks and a shoot twice ability. Not to mention their wound re rolls when on an objective.
It is crazy how the custodes seem so bad on the tabletop but are literal demigods in lore, Ik you can't make them too good or else they would be at the top all the time but still.
They're one of the best armies in the game, you just have to know exactly how to maximize their value because the loss of a single model is a good portion of your army! I've straight up never lost while playing them.
Having played 40k last in 4th edition this confuses me to no end… what is up with this avalanche of dices coming from one model??? Have heroes become this powerful? Seems kinda absurd
Things have changed dramatically. I started in 3rd and theres only a few things that have made it from there. 10th edition is about to be released and so far the previews have pulled the reigns in a little bit
@@dittmar104 Good point, actually! If you're taking Guards, bring the sword and board combo. If you want spears and miserable accordions, just bring Wardens. They're just better.
Some guardsman watching 5 nigh unkillable demigods armed and armored with the most advanced technology in the imperium get killed by some fucking fungus with speech impediment and a prosthetic hand made of scrap metal: 🫥
I’m suffering from a Copium addiction, but I think Custodes need to be buffed on the table top, and in lore. I want these golden bananas to 1v1 primarchs and bench press the golden throne.
So im new to this channel, why did the custodian guard wound on 4's? Mozrog is a toughness 10 model isnt he? Or was this in 9th edition and their numbers were different?
How many times did it take to achieve this result? Seems… unlikely to say the least. Did you reroll 1s on wounds? It would also be 25 attacks and you didn’t even use one of their battle stances. They’d make mincemeat of that silly ork.
Depends on the writer. I'm still mad about that one time a single World Eater solo'd a Custodian. Or that other time that a small group of Word Bearers killed multiple of them. And of course, one book later, a loan Custodian effortlessly walks his way through an entire WE squad.
My Mozrog has never done anything in games, no idea why :/ he's meant to be sick against vehicles etc, and the math hammer websites have him doing an average of 3 damage to a dreadnaught 😪
@@heresyforheretics I think it's mostly because he basically doesn't have any AP which causes the issue. Ap 1 isn't good enough for killing the things he wants to kill unfortunately, hence the maths showing him performing very badly against vehicles. Usually his squig does all the damage for me anyway 😅
Everyone somehow complaining about this video like custardes are weak and need buffs. Bro the army was competing still with aeldari before the latest balance dataslate, and aeldari had like a stupid winrate around like 60-70 percent. You play an army that has the tankiest most reliably proficient stats in the game. Vehicles have bonkers stats too, galaxies tanks get 4 twin linked lad cannons hitting on 2s. You literally play one of if not the most stat check simplified armies in 40K. Your army isn’t weak, it’s actually really good. It just gets beat by other armies that can be utilized to score better, and armies that have a higher level of skilled tactics. Custodes are literally just run at the enemy the whole game and see if I can table them before they can outscore me. And when that doesn’t happen dumb people look at that as the army being bad lol .
What a suprise. The custodes fking suck when every other unit is better than them in melee and shooting while quite a lot of units are tougher. And all of those are cheaper
I have literally never lost a game while playing as them. Unless you come up against some real horeshit unit, they will walk through most things on the tabletop.
I understand why the game rules are the way they are otherwise everone would just be using custodians to rekt, but really it's all just chance??? 40K is basically just gambling for nerds
Why are the custodies so shit on tabletop yet in the lore they are freakin almost god like
On paper they're amazing and in all fairness in an actually game they can be solid but just running like this they struggle
Apparently, the Custodes are actually really strong on tabletop, but you have to play them flawlessly or else you get punished hard
To be lore friendly we can say that they get bored and leave instead of be wounded.
This was a head to head melee battle not a real fight
Hate playing BA against custodes. Can't win any game and I always hear that cusodes are weak with 55% winrate ,and 2-5 dead banana models against almost all my blood losers
Nuts. Was thinking it was gonna be a tall order....guess I'm just full of noobsauce.
I was a little worried that bananas going first with 15 attacks it would of been a super quick one shot but -1 damage really hurts them
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Never underestimate an Ork on a cyborg shark.
There’s always one guy who counts his wounds up.
Custodies on tabletop - You
Custodies in lore - The boy your mrs tells you not to worry about
This is heresy! Custodes never loose!
Hail to the golden throne
You Forgot that Custodes can shrug mortals.
The custodians just failed the 4+ invuln to mortal wounds.
This is an amazing idea for a YT short! Quick 1 squad vs another squad battle. Love it!
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These bannana boys never win😢
Theyre cursed! But also, I just finished editing tonight's video. You'll definitely want to check this one out!
These are the dudes who died fighting that horde of 100,000 orks.
Custodes players when Custodes lose to the elite of the elite enemys
Great concept
To be fair, the custodes aren't getting their full points value here. They have ranged attacks and a shoot twice ability. Not to mention their wound re rolls when on an objective.
That's what those Custodes deserve with those green bases!
Don't blame me! These guys are in on commission 😅
I simply choose to believe this is lore accurate
WAAAAAAGH
Idk what is happening but love the minis! 😂
I’m convinced at this point that he promotes custodian genocide
It's revenge for everyone that's ever slipped on a banana peel
Mozrag skagbad - un man army's my WAA-
Those green bases are taking me right back just a bit of pva and flock needed 🤌
This is such a cool idea for an Internet show
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Awesome batrep! This has seriously inspired me to do the same for my channel. Gotta make a cool backdrop like you did!
Go for gold my friend!
Ill throw you a sub and watch along too!
@@heresyforheretics awesome!!
4+ invulnerable and 6+ fnp to mortals
It's in there my guy. I rolled two lots of 4 for the shrugs
I saw the huge great white looking squig and had to click. ❤😊
It is crazy how the custodes seem so bad on the tabletop but are literal demigods in lore, Ik you can't make them too good or else they would be at the top all the time but still.
They're one of the best armies in the game, you just have to know exactly how to maximize their value because the loss of a single model is a good portion of your army! I've straight up never lost while playing them.
Having played 40k last in 4th edition this confuses me to no end… what is up with this avalanche of dices coming from one model???
Have heroes become this powerful? Seems kinda absurd
Things have changed dramatically. I started in 3rd and theres only a few things that have made it from there. 10th edition is about to be released and so far the previews have pulled the reigns in a little bit
Nice paint job bro you are really improving
aaayyy appreiate it! im putting in the hours
Insane!!
I have never played the tabletop but as someone who reads the books its honestly wild they lost hahaha
Yeah, the lore and tabletop are pretty far removed from each other. Like, there's definitely themes and influence but that's almost where it stops
Man do I wish Custodian Guard were better.
In a full game setting they do alot better but I think it stands to show how they need quite a few buffs to really pop
Better? They're one of the best units and armies in the game.
@@vsGoliath96can be hard to justify spears over warden’s with spears tho
@@dittmar104 Good point, actually! If you're taking Guards, bring the sword and board combo. If you want spears and miserable accordions, just bring Wardens. They're just better.
Huh strange when it charged him with custodies he died huh yeah strange.
If the table top was like the books and the lore 1 custody could of killed him
Just curious, why are there a number of models with no basing applied? They are painted super nice but just on the stock base
Some guardsman watching 5 nigh unkillable demigods armed and armored with the most advanced technology in the imperium get killed by some fucking fungus with speech impediment and a prosthetic hand made of scrap metal: 🫥
And a voice say "who wanz nezxt?"
Dios a gradesco haver conocido este universo por 3huntleo
It’s rare when you can beat the action economy
Beat the economy? In this economy!?!
Can you do baneblade vs mortarion
Ooft I may have to direct you and several credit card holding friends to the patreon for that one 😅
Who would win?
5 demigod in shiny armor bearing training behond compression
1 magic mushroom riding and angry fish
If this was all the context avaliable, I would still pick the magic mushroom on angry fish
Can you make a "lore acurate" version with the custodes just for fun not serius
The dice gods decide our fun
I’m suffering from a Copium addiction, but I think Custodes need to be buffed on the table top, and in lore. I want these golden bananas to 1v1 primarchs and bench press the golden throne.
If they were buffed to that level on Tabletop, their points levels would increase quite a lot
@@hypo7351 But that wouldn't really be bad thing. It would just be like a knight army just small minis
So im new to this channel, why did the custodian guard wound on 4's? Mozrog is a toughness 10 model isnt he? Or was this in 9th edition and their numbers were different?
This is an older one from 9th edition
Custodies should have sliced them up
Waaaaaagghhh!!
Do Grimaldus next
Man I have no idea how you roll so terribly for custodians, it’s kinda crazy. My experience with them is I’ll just chop through anything that moves.
These particular bananas are cursed. It's not even just me 🤣 these belong to a buddy of mine and the rolls have continued for him
WAAAGH!!!
What ork is this called again? I want him
I mean, you did do it in ranged combat, where custodes are way worse
What index is this based on the custodes profile seems completely wrong?
Sorry I realise this is 9th edition data
You should do logan grimnar on slay!
Ooooh I don't think we've had Logan requested before! I'll add him to the list
@heresyforheretics and if you don't have him you can barrow my logan grimnar on slay!!!! Thanks also I look forward to seeing someday!
How many times did it take to achieve this result? Seems… unlikely to say the least. Did you reroll 1s on wounds? It would also be 25 attacks and you didn’t even use one of their battle stances. They’d make mincemeat of that silly ork.
How tf does he kill them? Does he do 3 damage per hit?
What is this Green liquid that is using?
Warhammer lore and the game are so different one banna boy would solo that war boss and his entire wagh
In lore 1 banana boy is has dangerous has a bunch of angry marines who come to steal ur shit XD
Depends on the writer. I'm still mad about that one time a single World Eater solo'd a Custodian. Or that other time that a small group of Word Bearers killed multiple of them. And of course, one book later, a loan Custodian effortlessly walks his way through an entire WE squad.
Sorry but i’m calling bs on that, 1 custode should have been able to take that thing out with no sweat
Waggggggggggggghhhhhhh!
Are custards just not that great or shark boy n lava girl over here really good
ooooh its a dang solid shark rider for sure
Mozrog vs Lord Solar
I know the results i just want to see it happen 😢
Ill add solar to the list!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH
My Mozrog has never done anything in games, no idea why :/ he's meant to be sick against vehicles etc, and the math hammer websites have him doing an average of 3 damage to a dreadnaught 😪
Weird... moz is an absolute beatstick against monsters and vehicles. He's one I leave on the shelf alot for 40k in 40 sec because he's tobstrong 1v1 😅
@@heresyforheretics I think it's mostly because he basically doesn't have any AP which causes the issue. Ap 1 isn't good enough for killing the things he wants to kill unfortunately, hence the maths showing him performing very badly against vehicles. Usually his squig does all the damage for me anyway 😅
Man this channel is really missing out on some baneblade action.
No shooting-not fair
I mean, you don't usually get to use ranged weapons in the fight phase
@@heresyforheretics what about the kha'tar the custodes could use
@@dennisburkle4276 these are just straight datasheets. No faction traits or abilities outside of what their base datasheet is
dude the custodian weapons deal two damage
Not against models that are -1 damage
Ork takes -1 damage.
an ork beating Castodies? I feel like this is bs
i love how in the lore just one of these custodians unarmed could decimate that ork, but on the tabletop theyre just garbage
While it would be awesome if custodes lists looked like you were playing imperial knights 15-25 dudes and some tanks makes a lot more sense game wise
I'm into heroscape, is playing tabletop 40k any similar?
They need better FNP'S TBH
Advance wars 40k edition
Yeah, not exactly done right. 5 custodian guards get 25 spear attacks, 5 each. Not 3. Also FNP against mortals...
Lets roll initiative.
Ghazghakul wins that, so as with most warhammer games, theres no point watching anything else.
Everyone somehow complaining about this video like custardes are weak and need buffs. Bro the army was competing still with aeldari before the latest balance dataslate, and aeldari had like a stupid winrate around like 60-70 percent. You play an army that has the tankiest most reliably proficient stats in the game. Vehicles have bonkers stats too, galaxies tanks get 4 twin linked lad cannons hitting on 2s. You literally play one of if not the most stat check simplified armies in 40K. Your army isn’t weak, it’s actually really good. It just gets beat by other armies that can be utilized to score better, and armies that have a higher level of skilled tactics. Custodes are literally just run at the enemy the whole game and see if I can table them before they can outscore me. And when that doesn’t happen dumb people look at that as the army being bad lol .
Model paint job - 10/10
Base paint job - 0/100
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What a suprise. The custodes fking suck when every other unit is better than them in melee and shooting while quite a lot of units are tougher. And all of those are cheaper
And now we know how the emperor became a psychic potato
@@heresyforheretics BigE should have gone for the metal forge world dreadnoughts and tanks build
I have literally never lost a game while playing as them. Unless you come up against some real horeshit unit, they will walk through most things on the tabletop.
orks is neva beat'n
GREEN IZ BEZT!
That's why I paint dont play that's to much going on
I know this doesn't accurately portray the bananas... But damn... These guys need a break somewhere, its almost like theyre the jobbers now.
Garbage tier balancing
I understand why the game rules are the way they are otherwise everone would just be using custodians to rekt, but really it's all just chance??? 40K is basically just gambling for nerds
surely theres an underground venue playing for money somewhere
He just too good
Green is best!