Bill Burr & Nia - Girl At Jiu Jitsu

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  • @treyroc7353
    @treyroc7353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    Hes just trying to sound cool for bill

    • @Handlebarrich
      @Handlebarrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kyle Snyder yea i think there was a key and peele sketch about tht

    • @harrisonking4025
      @harrisonking4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@simondewit6119 intellectual TH-cam comment

    • @ricksanchez3557
      @ricksanchez3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not even 'sounding cool'. Bill throws shit out like that constantly, he is just putting it in a fitting way for the podcast.

    • @_Mr.Tuvok_
      @_Mr.Tuvok_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea it’s a funny line designed to get a laugh on a podcast hosted by a comedian, he may very well never use phrases like that IRL.

    • @jimwerther
      @jimwerther 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Four years late, but @Trey Roc, that is precisely what I was thinking.

  • @justyoureverydaypig3716
    @justyoureverydaypig3716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    Bill truly has mastered the art of arguing with women

    • @mito-pb8qg
      @mito-pb8qg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A shitload of practice^^

    • @EpicM1lkman
      @EpicM1lkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@purplecx3459 Yeah because he knows not to lose his temper and resort to namecalling in an argument

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. Because that’s what man babies do. Isn’t it Mister Davinci?

    • @fakhriaslan6479
      @fakhriaslan6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Actually, Nia is a reasonable person too. She is able to quickly admit that she went too far. There are women out there that will argue over that for 3 hours and then barely acknowledge that they were too emotional.

    • @jd5296
      @jd5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pass Datass what did he say?

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "I asked her for her Snapchat" jesus, I'm only in my early 30's and that sentence made me feel about 80

    • @ferfiti
      @ferfiti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm 27 and this makes me feel old

    • @zoranallen5205
      @zoranallen5205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      noisyturtle Dude I’m 19 and it made me feel old. It must be the area I grew up in lol.

    • @Ryfinius
      @Ryfinius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Back in my day we asked for phone numbers and got our freshest horse ready.

    • @milkcatdog394
      @milkcatdog394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I never got into it. It’s super confusing to me.

    • @thinkingagain5966
      @thinkingagain5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Rafael Felan no. Girls give out their snapchat like candy. Asking for her number is cutting straight to the chase

  • @gosling4391
    @gosling4391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    "The lovely Nia everybody!"

    • @gosling4391
      @gosling4391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nah, she has her moments...

    • @jj1023665
      @jj1023665 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      they are a perfect match, endless material for Bill.

    • @gosling4391
      @gosling4391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't think their relationship is ever boring.

    • @tonychaez420Food4Thott
      @tonychaez420Food4Thott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nia. Suuuuuuuuuiuuuuuucks!

    • @johnvaughn4723
      @johnvaughn4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh GEEEZUS Nia she rants and rants then after bill says for the 5th time she finally self reflects and admits she does the same thing and she over reacted. SHE DIDNT EVEN REMEMBER THE QUESTION

  • @fleepss2407
    @fleepss2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    lmao i think the main point to be learned here for the 18 year old guy is :
    at the end of the day, this is what you're getting yourself into lmao

    • @MilLeAy
      @MilLeAy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Accurate. I love this comment.

    • @benanderson4639
      @benanderson4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gold

    • @omrixeren
      @omrixeren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lollllll i bet bill would laugh at this

  • @Asalad1888
    @Asalad1888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    He accepts your apology

    • @poopstain5216
      @poopstain5216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An Irish person you’re the guy!

    • @bearcatm2395
      @bearcatm2395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@poopstain5216 THIS IS THE GUY!!!!!

    • @wsdamico
      @wsdamico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So what happened with the Jiu Jitsu broad?

    • @Daniel-bb9qj
      @Daniel-bb9qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roland Deschain that’s the Ivory Coast flag

    • @ellisdee9481
      @ellisdee9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro you better prove you’re the guy.

  • @ooLevityoo
    @ooLevityoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Dude's 18, probably still a virgin, just playing tough because he's still learning. They lost a lot of time on this sentence.

    • @basicexamples296
      @basicexamples296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You’re 100% right. However, 18-year olds need to realize how quickly they can ruin an opportunity by throwing out the sort of comment that their fellow virgin bros use all the time.

    • @mafiamanveto3004
      @mafiamanveto3004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@basicexamples296 good thing he's only 18 and he's allowed to make mistakes and grow as a person...

    • @pwnership3292
      @pwnership3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay everyone just take a deep breath

    • @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq
      @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also he’s Irish

    • @mosspally6995
      @mosspally6995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don’t see the sun very often, but we know how not to burn ourselves.

  • @shorpy3407
    @shorpy3407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Nia: "How do you know what kind of person she is??"
    Bill: "Oh boy"

  • @nickrobinsonaws
    @nickrobinsonaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “Aww no that’s not pathetic” - Nia about the kid getting the girls SC
    Fast forward to after the comment she took offense to.
    “HER SNAPCHAT? REALLY DUDE? GROW A PAIR AND GET HER NUMBER”

  • @enthymeme4856
    @enthymeme4856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    lol calm down Nia

    • @YuGhunt
      @YuGhunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      TeaL her fucking rant actually just made hate her

    • @ryanenglish4705
      @ryanenglish4705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Subversive Control latched onto a passive comment which she blew out of proportion and completely misconceived a perception of the guy

    • @jonathanryan2915
      @jonathanryan2915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah seriously, I can't wait until they get a divorce " OMG, this guy is being a guy, what an asshole male oppressive piece of shit." Yeah fuck you Nia, we all know you're just gonna try and take Bill for everything he's worth one of these days

    • @edwardmay6891
      @edwardmay6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jonathanryan2915 Incel

    • @jonathanryan2915
      @jonathanryan2915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@edwardmay6891 fuck i've been discovered

  • @KeishenLloyd
    @KeishenLloyd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Took about 5 minutes of arm-twisting to get Nia to say "Oh wait we actually do the exact same thing."

  • @heavyflippingrandmasboifir669
    @heavyflippingrandmasboifir669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Acting like the world owes you a drink!!!" Classic stuff!!!

  • @Breaker197
    @Breaker197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Love how Bill called Nia on her shit, and even more that she actually owned up to it.

  • @TheMrlitemaster
    @TheMrlitemaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It's amazing how many layers of emotion he had to break down to get to her logic

  • @maxrice6990
    @maxrice6990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    this might be the most irrational i've ever heard nia; i loved it when bill said "i think you've said enough, nia" lmao

    • @simplyecksplicit
      @simplyecksplicit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Max you haven’t listened to the time she went off on a big ass rant about a boyfriend that was trying to help his girlfriend lose weight and he even made her meals and bought her a bike but she threw those meals away and so he called his girlfriend fat with jowls.
      Nia just went off on a long rant and bill had to calm her down and talk her through what the boyfriend actually meant and in the end she apologized.
      It was great advice too what bill said. I recommend it if you can find it 😅.

    • @gatekeeper494
      @gatekeeper494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simply Ecks yeah that’s the first time I heard her rant

  • @Hammerite
    @Hammerite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I just love they are not afraid to admit the other is right. It's those kinds of things that make a relationship work.

    • @Trolleleoltexte
      @Trolleleoltexte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of the better comments here
      I got too worked up reading through the triggered bunch of people who even question Bill's choice of women

  • @donovan9931
    @donovan9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I want her to feel my passion" killed me 🤣

  • @mau4604
    @mau4604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bill’s “meet me outside how bout dat” and then Nia correcting him killed me 🤣🤣

  • @lagroad
    @lagroad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Trigger Warning. And it isn't Bill.

    • @samlee3039
      @samlee3039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Parry No Stamina The day Bill needs a trigger warning, I think we should just do him a favour and pool our money and arrange for him to be put down.
      What is he, Gaaaaay?

    • @43110clyde
      @43110clyde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@samlee3039 your grammar needs some work. Its what is he? A faaaaaaaaaag? Rest of your comment is a1 tho

  • @gobvuu
    @gobvuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I love how Nia admitted she was wrong right away. I could learn a lot from that approach.

    • @mindfullygreen2870
      @mindfullygreen2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Right away? You mean after 5 minutes of twisting her arm about it?

  • @sam-gu4qy
    @sam-gu4qy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Y'all know the only reason Nia goes on outbursts is because Bill eggs her on too. Bill and Nia are very much the same person.

    • @The420BrownKid
      @The420BrownKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn’t mean people can’t call her on when she spouts bullshit.

  • @DoYouDontYou89
    @DoYouDontYou89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Makes me miss Patrice

    • @thenotoriousdr7107
      @thenotoriousdr7107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      cut her mike off.

    • @thevelointhevale1132
      @thevelointhevale1132 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never miss Patrice ...

    • @bonybiga7616
      @bonybiga7616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenotoriousdr7107 lmfaooo

    • @bvailcards44
      @bvailcards44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Voidaken who is Patrice?

    • @HittokiriBatosai
      @HittokiriBatosai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Voidaken Nah, that's nonsense. Patrice had a woman too, both Nia and Vond are good women.

  • @HatmanXIIX
    @HatmanXIIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    He's nervous......... BUT HE WAS CALM AND READY TO DROP BOMBS!!!

    • @alpha-king3808
      @alpha-king3808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthur Morgan just so you know , I got that reference

    • @gyzevtjong5407
      @gyzevtjong5407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mom's spaghetti

    • @permabulk1454
      @permabulk1454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down

  • @jlong401
    @jlong401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    “You’re right, women do the same thing.” After ranting 3/4 of the podcast away. Broads.

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This one should be called “Nia has a meltdown on the MMP”
    I never side with the Nia-haters but holy shit did she make herself hard to defend on this one.

    • @eveeve8254
      @eveeve8254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well she admitted that she was wrong and a hypocrite. So I dont think she needs defending, because she just ranted off like Bill and realized she got off track.

  • @bluepearl_22
    @bluepearl_22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nia going full rage mode, I love it :D

  • @allenroisen2386
    @allenroisen2386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All this hate on Nia, it took her 5 minutes to admit she was a hypocrite and apologize when a lot of girls will take that shit to the grave and deny it to God himself if that's what it takes. Loosen up guys.

  • @Archaelleon
    @Archaelleon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nia can be obnoxious but notice how she comes around a lot. She's just emotional, but she's reasonable. She's the yin to Bill's yang. I always enjoy their banter.

  • @esperanzogomez3237
    @esperanzogomez3237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He clearly only said what he said to impress Bill. lol.

  • @xThe_Wendigo
    @xThe_Wendigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Nia so predictable. Always going on a 5 minute tirade about what someone said on a podcast and eventually apologizes when Bill convinces her that she's wrong.

    • @stvia
      @stvia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dude do you know how rare people are who in the middle of an argument can reflect enough to notice their in the wrong and admit it? She's a gem

    • @GhostOfZion
      @GhostOfZion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Darth Magnus you know how hard it is to find a woman that admits she’s wrong Lol

    • @tuchesuavae
      @tuchesuavae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most women don't admit they are wrong.

    • @hazardousjazzgasm129
      @hazardousjazzgasm129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stvia That's just how good Bill is, most guys couldn't pull that off

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol most women would have the reaction she had, you youtube comment kids that hate on Nia whenever she has a rant are just exposing yourselves as virgins and incels who have never even talked to a woman other than your moms hahaha

  • @aahyes9068
    @aahyes9068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I think Nia & her triggers are pretty hilarious, actually.

  • @tuchesuavae
    @tuchesuavae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Nia will focus on one statment that gets her in her feelings and ignore everything else.

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol most women would have the reaction she had, you youtube comment kids that hate on Nia whenever she has a rant are just exposing yourselves as virgins and incels who have never even talked to a woman other than your moms hahaha

    • @tuchesuavae
      @tuchesuavae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lotaryguy12 I don't know how many women you actually interact with but every woman I know over the age of 28 thought this was a really stupid, sophomoric, and intellectually lazy group of blanket statments. The false equivalencies of sexual performance to playing video games is ridiculous as well. This I also clearly compounded by the ammount of women that buy their significant others gaming councils. And the ammount of females that have made videos criticizing this clip. I don't know what you mean buy a youtube comment kid, but I'm an 38 yo married man and one who does not watch this show or know who any of these people are, so your assumption doesn't apply here. Furthermore, your use of being a virgin as if that is an insult, says a lot about you. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, having sex is not a huge thing. There are 11yo that have sex and frequently, shit you can pay for sex, setting the bar at something so easily achieved and s commonly done makes me sad for you. You might want to stop trying to put women into a box, there are lots of different views on topics, held by them.

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lotaryguy12 oh you’re cool tough guy

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tuchesuavae That was the cringiest most pseudo-intellectual comment I've ever read. I should screenshot this and post it to r/iamverysmart. Thanks for the laugh xDD

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@accidentalmadness1708 Your dumbass comment made me see the hilarious reply the other kid made, so thank you.

  • @permabulk1454
    @permabulk1454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how she says ‘that’s not pathetic not at all’ then once she hears one single weak ass statement she just completely loses it entirely and blows all emotions out of the water. Get a grip my god

  • @V3rnSqwd5611
    @V3rnSqwd5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmao Nia was actually pretty funny in this one

  • @yunggoochy6318
    @yunggoochy6318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Ahh see, looks like im going solo on this one” 😂😂😂

  • @crapconnoisseur6691
    @crapconnoisseur6691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *Nias* *triggered* *rant*
    Bill mockinngly says: meet me outside how bow dah!
    lmfao

  • @firestoops5651
    @firestoops5651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    All the comments are about nia being annoying lmao 😂😂😂

    • @BigggusDikkkus
      @BigggusDikkkus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Her annoyingness was level 99 in this one.

    • @mykschumacker967
      @mykschumacker967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Geezzz... She was just ultra unreasonable and hipocritical... And I guess the reason we are all commenting is because all guys know at least one girl who acts like that... you can't even have a conversation with a person without feeling like you're walking on egg shells... fuck outta here with this bullshit...

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BigggusDikkkus her skillcape is her wearing a blm shirt and her emote is being self righteous

    • @ellisdee9481
      @ellisdee9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayyyeee UK!

    • @hamarbiljungskile8953
      @hamarbiljungskile8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@T0YCHEST Fucking really?

  • @Marcus-gh8bh
    @Marcus-gh8bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “FOR MEEEEEEEEE”

  • @veracitymedia3649
    @veracitymedia3649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Bill is my boy, but Nia can really derail these podcasts sometimes.

    • @agent00chimp
      @agent00chimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah like 1 in 10 times is the rate at which she actually makes them better. The other 9 times she's on that sassy feminist soap box...I keep just wanting Bill to STOP asking for her advice...

    • @mweathers79
      @mweathers79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I always thought Bill was a hot head. Nia, is raging at men on most of these things, girlfriend is mad at the world.

    • @renatofabbro5263
      @renatofabbro5263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No way, she makes the podcasts way better and more interesting. She also challenges when he sometimes needs it.

  • @soupedkid13
    @soupedkid13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m going to take a guess someone used that “one time fuck material” line on nia once years and years ago and it all just came out right here

  • @eoinobrien4294
    @eoinobrien4294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time I hear nia go off on somebody, she goes crazy for 10 minutes, bill makes valid points for 2 minutes and then admits she went too far and he’s right 😂

  • @harkyo
    @harkyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this episode, especially when they are both laughing.

  • @keanangarcia4562
    @keanangarcia4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hit the showers on this one" "hahaha o boy"

  • @Jefrejtor
    @Jefrejtor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Okay, I defend Nia and think she's a great addition to this podcast, but she just went full emotional here. Step back, take a couple deep breaths, CONCEIVE in your mind that this inexperienced guy is trying to mask his fragility with a macho-man bluff. Jeeezus.

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is how most women would react, and this is how they rant, so for you youtube comment kids so be so annoyed by this can only mean that you've never talked to a woman nor learned to have fun with one. It's really sad, but hey, it's youtube comments, the perfect community for teenagers, virgins and incels xD

  • @iamborat100
    @iamborat100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Nia is the girl who walks into a male friendship group and ruins the vibe because now we can't talk freely about women and other shit we like to complain about because she's gonna get all offended and upset the mood. If girls can have their space then so can us guys.

    • @mikeliterus1628
      @mikeliterus1628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yuuuuup nailed it. What a dumb bitch

    • @drawingstuff6660
      @drawingstuff6660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      she is chill , you act like a girl

    • @evanschulte6153
      @evanschulte6153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Remember.... she is on BILL BURRS pod cast. That can't be 100% true.

    • @stutterstep831
      @stutterstep831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Nia just got really triggered and was feeling some type of way, but this is the first time I've seen her get that triggered

    • @luxoclermenceau2935
      @luxoclermenceau2935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stutterstep831 watch some more videos its not gonna be the last time trust me

  • @kylefrandsen4514
    @kylefrandsen4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best podcast always involve Bill waking up Nia from a nap 😴 😂 PS I love these 2

  • @kazuhira_miller
    @kazuhira_miller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:57 listen to bill when he said ~his wife isn't freaking out~ i died

  • @theamericanwararcher4872
    @theamericanwararcher4872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nia (who is totally legit, beautiful and cool) just proved it takes one statement to ruin things with a girl no matter how good you are at heart

  • @KennyBucketz
    @KennyBucketz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    As an uber driver, I can tell you, when women are telling other women about a guy they just started dating, the first question the women usually ask is, "What does he do?" It's sickening. happened twice in the span of a week or two in my car. It's all about, "What can you get out of him?"

    • @ColonelNegative
      @ColonelNegative 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kenny Bucketz Women in their natural role look to men to fulfill their role as providers. Therefore the man will need to have a good job. Granted there are gold diggers out there but you’re taking a huge leap.

    • @mystaminacantakethis
      @mystaminacantakethis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re an idiot

    • @ColonelNegative
      @ColonelNegative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      topherh33 Tell me all about the girls begging your beta ass to go on a date to your mom’s basement.

    • @TheMausymaus
      @TheMausymaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's not necessarily always about "getting stuff out of him". In fact, most of the time it's not. Successful, confident people are attractive. That and what someone's career is can say a lot about who they are as a person and what problems they want to solve in the world.

    • @nicknicknick1159
      @nicknicknick1159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ColonelNegativehaving your finances sucked dry by women that dont love you isnt alpha

  • @enomfonsammy5646
    @enomfonsammy5646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nia is killing this guy😂😂😂😂😂😂 i love it

  • @FUT13withMagicz
    @FUT13withMagicz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loved Nia to start with because she sometimes made bill funnier but now she just grinds my gears 😂

  • @Blazorbust
    @Blazorbust 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How much of this was advice ? Honestly.
    But she did apologize and calm down at the end, which many women (and some men) wouldn't have done, so kudos.

  • @alexody1824
    @alexody1824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nia: "Her snapchat..... really??"
    Kevin Hart was right

  • @SCOTTpilgrimist12
    @SCOTTpilgrimist12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favourite letter Bill's ever read; the change in tone, and Nia's subsequent reaction, is fucking hilarious

  • @tapiture3720
    @tapiture3720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That was pathetic” hahaha

  • @albertrodriguez1923
    @albertrodriguez1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bill married his nightmare. His post divorce podcasts are going to be epic.

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait until his post-divorce specials. It'll be exactly like Louis CK, funnier when life is in shambles. Honestly, Bill should've never got married, he got indoctrinated by his friends and put himself in their same misery. Talk about stupid.
      Remember to take Bill's own advice. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVERRRRRRR GET MARRIED....

    • @mrc6808
      @mrc6808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Sparrow or do the alternative find a woman you hate and give her your money and house if you want to experience the married life.

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrc6808 Pass....

  • @fffrrraannkk
    @fffrrraannkk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Nia is being ridiculous. All the guy is saying is that there are 2 types of girls (in his mind anyway).. one is the type you can trust to have a relationship with, and the other is the type that just wants to get laid and be done.. Either is fine depending on what you are looking for. He sees this girl as the relationship type. This is one reason why it's an awful idea to get relationship advice from women if you are a man.

    • @fffrrraannkk
      @fffrrraannkk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe I should have not paused it to type my comment and just listened to the whole thing.. Bill reeled her in with some logic and she understood how obnoxious she was being.

    • @miamiheatbaby87
      @miamiheatbaby87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s a woman

  • @silviosantapaola2825
    @silviosantapaola2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's the lockerroom speaking"
    i laughed my ass off

  • @Seveporayi
    @Seveporayi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill , Nia is just as funny as you and i love you two together

  • @elsiem7295
    @elsiem7295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I know y'all are mad at Nia but she's hilarious and shes literally me when she goes in like this but she did admit to being a hypocrite lmao

  • @monsterbull1
    @monsterbull1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm guessing Nia has NEVER had a first impression about a person?

  • @MultiMrskat
    @MultiMrskat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cash me outside! 😭😭😭 I'm dying!

  • @bishoprocswell2312
    @bishoprocswell2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What is his name? Colin? ....Sheamus? " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @heavyflippingrandmasboifir669
    @heavyflippingrandmasboifir669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His female voice is classic!!!!

  • @notaseal7864
    @notaseal7864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Getting people's snaps is pretty interchangeable with phone numbers now

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah if you're fuckin 12

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landonic81 not really almost everyone does it

  • @edgeinc.3766
    @edgeinc.3766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "you're holding a child" lol

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love their chemistry. Talk about GOALS.

  • @dylanhill4428
    @dylanhill4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nia and Bill are absolutely perfect for each other I love this

  • @experiment54
    @experiment54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Snatchchat what the fuck is a snatchchat?!

  • @theprimonemo
    @theprimonemo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao bill imitating nia's friend was amazing

  • @mihaelaandronache5492
    @mihaelaandronache5492 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The chemistry this two have is out of this world.😍😍😍

  • @ongobongo8333
    @ongobongo8333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    no fun nia

  • @louduva9849
    @louduva9849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nia's hilarious in this. The 'Colin' line is gold.

  • @LionHeartZell
    @LionHeartZell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The minute bill said he really made a left turn there. I was in tears 😂

  • @moonandantarctica2
    @moonandantarctica2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha Nia is spot on with that projection shit tho

  • @nikkishaye1156
    @nikkishaye1156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Collin, Shamus, or Patrick 🍀🤣🍀Gotta 💜 Nia.

    • @nick-knack782
      @nick-knack782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well, you spelled Patrick right at least..

  • @tintinftww
    @tintinftww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like half the time Nia isn't even really mad, she just saying stuff like this so they can riff on each other. They seem to enjoy getting into little arguments like this so they can joke about it. These interactions make the podcast more entertaining imo.

    • @Trolleleoltexte
      @Trolleleoltexte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She doesn't want to hold back
      If only the people here would understand
      She is hilarious
      I thought Bill Burr fans must be somewhat smart and posses critical thinking to enjoy his bids

    • @Shalimar_trailsss
      @Shalimar_trailsss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Trolleleoltexte yes!

  • @lettherebelamp5102
    @lettherebelamp5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hit the showers on this one”
    😂

  • @autonomous8108
    @autonomous8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO Nia really dug into this dude 😂😂😂😂

  • @Subject__
    @Subject__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "grow up and get her number"
    "i dunno.. iTs MaKiNg mE fEeL sOmE tYpE oF wAy" like thats not the most highschool thing to say

  • @joserivas6980
    @joserivas6980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Look, Nia gets emotional sometimes, but at least she can admit her faults once brought to light. I'd love to have a wife like that; I hope the best for them and their kid.

  • @sharonthompson672
    @sharonthompson672 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these two. 😆

  • @chrismcdaniel7901
    @chrismcdaniel7901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "He really took a left turn there" LMAO!!!!

  • @dylantyndall2258
    @dylantyndall2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sometimes I can’t stand nia, and this is one of those times

  • @MattsWhatItIs
    @MattsWhatItIs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Goes on a three minute tirade about profiling people, proceeds to profile @ 6:21, LOGIC 101 FOLKS

  • @sveadashcam
    @sveadashcam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    02:58 made me laugh out hard every time hahahaha.

  • @tuckercrawford220
    @tuckercrawford220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bills the only man who can call his wife a pig and get a laugh out of her 😂

  • @jackhancho8571
    @jackhancho8571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    She really hates Snapchat.. but that’s how people communicate nowdays😂
    Nobody calls people anymore

  • @MrRufus1111
    @MrRufus1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nia latching on to one sentence and ruining what couldve been a great clip... who wouldve seen that coming

  • @phoenixvette
    @phoenixvette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "it took ya 20 minutes to get there!"

  • @dz9589
    @dz9589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nia, you're holding a child." Awesome!

  • @greybeard6504
    @greybeard6504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nia is Bill's Yoko Ono.

  • @FreemonSandlewould
    @FreemonSandlewould 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Say "hi" to horse teeth Nia!

  • @decentsizedballs
    @decentsizedballs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “She’s not a bitch”
    Nia: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @toneeh1307
    @toneeh1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It means you got way to emotional and you lost control." Lmfao

  • @ninja123425
    @ninja123425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Isn’t it amazing that Nia can just play the “we’re not talking about that” card any time she’s backed into a corner?

  • @callowayjoe
    @callowayjoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everything else aside getting a snaphat is lame as fuck.

  • @tnteachertim
    @tnteachertim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Yeah, women definitely have the same judgements of men, ok."
    "Yeah, well it took us 20mins to get THERE!"

  • @manuelcastaneda1383
    @manuelcastaneda1383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh all he had to do is say “Hey, you wanna get some acai after class some day”

  • @grapefruitsimmons
    @grapefruitsimmons 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    should be renamed "Nia hears words she doesnt like and acts like a child about it"