Jimmy Hill is a troll who tricked Chris into thinking he stole Sonichu and that Jimmy Hills stolen Sonichu was extremely popular in Europe and showed Chris fake photoshopped images of Sonichu merchandise and TV shows "Jimmy Hill created" to anger him, in case any of you were wondering.
14:08 Yep, they're traced from a Sonic and Knuckles fight scene. Whenever something in Sonichu almost looks decently drawn, Chris most likely ripped it off.
+Vee Pizza Pie In addition to that you should watch my videos too while you are at it. twas a 9/11 according to some other guy. But if you want to find the source picture yourself, look up disgaea succubus.
There is in fact a pokemon that hits things with a board. It's called Timburr. It evolves into Gurdurr, where it attacks with, what else, a girder. I WISH I was making that up but I'm not.
Chris-Chan's fondest memories were of slacking off in highschool, not being held accountable for slacking on his studies, and hanging around with girls his age. Count Graduon is a villainous embodiment of Chris being forced to graduate from highschool.
14:37 Chris traced those poses from one of the Archie Sonic comics. The top left one is originally a picture of Sonic getting punched by Knuckles, then the top right one is of Super Sonic punching Knuckles iirc.
The PS3 was beat by 360 at first because the PS3 was really expensive since it was backwards compatible. They took that out so they could afford to sell the PS3 at a cheaper price. I think the joke was that you can buy a Wii and a 360 for the same price as a PS3? Idunno. Oh and I guess technically there's a Satan Pokemon? I mean, it's not really Satan but... Anyway, Giratina.
It's a shame that Chris is too stressed (lazy) to make more Sonichu comics. Because his art had improved a lot. I'm sure some of it is traced. But what looks original isn't half bad by Chris standards. Not great at all. But there's way worse that passes for Sonic art and gets commissions. Sometimes the facial expressions are pretty good. Other times it's like a botched abortion that was allowed to live. But had he actually put some effort into keeping this up I think it would have gotten better. There's uglier web comics out there. He's not the worst. But since Chris has no work ethic he's let one of the few things he's capable of putting any effort into rot. People would pay for more Sonichu. Rather than make begging video after begging video and reading dumb things for money he should buckle down and get back to Sonichu. It's the only thing he can produce that anyone actually wants. But he couldn't even keep up his Etsy store. And he has all the time in the world to sit around gluing cannibalized Amiibo parts together with crayola fucking model magic. It's too bad that Chris' autism wasn't treated when he was at a critical stage in development. He probably would be a different person today. Not normal. But he might have a job and even a heartsweet. Borb really screwed this up. Better luck next lifetime Chris.
If I recall, Chris-chan basically had a page on tripod he used for his Soni-chu stuff which kept getting hijacked over and over by trolls. They'd make him do stuff to regain control of it, including posting videos calling himself gay, which is where his gay virus curing stuff likely came from in the previous installment.
I like high school rings, but they really should be cheaper for the kind of crap that's being offered. I still have my high school ring but I got a very specific ring done. I got my high school initial and the year of my graduation engraved on a nice ring that was only around $100. The poor thing needs to be reshaped because I have a nervous habit of tapping the thing on tables and counters, which slowly bent it inward. It's silver so I expect that. I also have a lot of fond memories of high school even if much of my time going to school was fucking awful thanks to constant bullying.
He used to need the medallion but it was retconned to be the ring, then it was re-retconned to be the medallion again. Sonichu continuity's a mess, especially after Sonichu 10.
*I bought Song of The Deep, decided to trade it in for Diablo III. *I've ruined my life playing this game, playing day and night. *Damn you Brendaniel, Song of The Deep was shit, now I've ruined my life playing a game about a skinny elf with a magic bow killing demons.
At 14:08 the first two pictures were traced directly from Super Sonic VS Hyper Knuckles. I hope Chris rots in hell, especially since he copyrights this stuff even tho it's basically ripoff 101.
Legitimately, HOW OLD was Chandler when he wrote this? Because as far as I can tell, he was at LEAST 14 or 15 at this point. And even at that age, this art is just disgraceful. EVEN WORSE if he's older.
Chris is still making videos, although there kinda sad and cringey. He's begging for money and even had his elderly mother in a video. If you pay him money he will make a video with a custom message. He looks like an old woman.
Chris gave his medallion (his original one he actually made) to a fake girlfriend who turned out to be (if I remember correctly) a couple of guys. They made a video of them cutting up the medallion and stuffing it in a pickle jar.
no not really the guy is an ass and holds some shitty world views but he didn't deserve to be tormented the way he was and if anything you have to commend him on holding on to hope
12:13 Back in the day, some trolls posed as Jimmy Hill (a English football player from the 50s through 60s who continued to be involved in the workings of the sport until the 80s), claiming that Sonichu was his creation and that he was selling merchandise in England. While the real Hill might not had the slightest idea who the fuck Chris Chan is, Chris fell for it. Hill died in 2014, BTW.
Yeah, there is a move in Pokemon where you smash a two by four over the enemy's head. Its called Wood Hammer I think. Its actually more of a log in the games though.
Back in the day Tripod was a free web hosting company. Back before social media accounts most people got a web page through services like them anglefire, or the most popular service Geocities. Now if you will excuse me i have to go drink my prune juice because I feel like a old man now.
Looks like Brendaniel dislikes highschool class rings. See, I got mine because it looked fuckin' sick as fuck. Also, Highschool was the point in my life when I actually started on my upward climb in terms of being social. Because Elementary and Middle School fuckin' sucked.
I imagine that how Chris talks in this comic is how he thinks real guys talk in real life. "Trolls Am I right? Gal Pals am I right? '4 cent garbage' am i right? Hehehehehe sanic."
"Can I catch Satan?"
in Pokemon Platinum you can.
Jimmy Hill is a troll who tricked Chris into thinking he stole Sonichu and that Jimmy Hills stolen Sonichu was extremely popular in Europe and showed Chris fake photoshopped images of Sonichu merchandise and TV shows "Jimmy Hill created" to anger him, in case any of you were wondering.
Well he used the name as an English TV personality apparently. Because I got some different results after a quick search.
This is the most powerful cancer I've ever seen. My mouth has been rendered paralysed by mere exposure and now I'm just vomiting blood.
It gave me cancer in the cancer
+kit kuromu no
14:08
Yep, they're traced from a Sonic and Knuckles fight scene. Whenever something in Sonichu almost looks decently drawn, Chris most likely ripped it off.
what if sonichu wore a chris chan medallion
What if sonichu got to fuck a succubus
What do you think Rosechu is? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Maximus Vile A bootleg amy rose. not a succubus.
Not even close to the succubus from disgaea.
id fuk roosechu...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Maximus Vile Id prefer the succubus from disgaea
the mr men show was awesome. My favorite character was Mr. i'm just going to go get cigarettes i'll be right back.
Nobodu needs to know that right? Right?
+SwagOfficerSuccubus my comrade im going to need the source on that icon
My favorite was Mr. Freindzone
+Vee Pizza Pie In addition to that you should watch my videos too while you are at it. twas a 9/11 according to some other guy.
But if you want to find the source picture yourself, look up disgaea succubus.
SwagOfficerSuccubus thanks fam i'll check out your videos soon
Before this video, I got an ad of a guy hitting his head on his desk and wishing he had other things to do. I think it fit quite well.
I know this is a little late Brandon, but yes. Hitting someone over the head with a 2 x 4 is a Pokémon move. It's called "Wood Hammer".
I didn't know chris knew how to use the ripple
There is in fact a pokemon that hits things with a board. It's called Timburr. It evolves into Gurdurr, where it attacks with, what else, a girder.
I WISH I was making that up but I'm not.
Chris-Chan's fondest memories were of slacking off in highschool, not being held accountable for slacking on his studies, and hanging around with girls his age. Count Graduon is a villainous embodiment of Chris being forced to graduate from highschool.
14:37 Chris traced those poses from one of the Archie Sonic comics. The top left one is originally a picture of Sonic getting punched by Knuckles, then the top right one is of Super Sonic punching Knuckles iirc.
The PS3 was beat by 360 at first because the PS3 was really expensive since it was backwards compatible. They took that out so they could afford to sell the PS3 at a cheaper price. I think the joke was that you can buy a Wii and a 360 for the same price as a PS3? Idunno.
Oh and I guess technically there's a Satan Pokemon? I mean, it's not really Satan but... Anyway, Giratina.
It's a shame that Chris is too stressed (lazy) to make more Sonichu comics. Because his art had improved a lot. I'm sure some of it is traced. But what looks original isn't half bad by Chris standards. Not great at all. But there's way worse that passes for Sonic art and gets commissions. Sometimes the facial expressions are pretty good. Other times it's like a botched abortion that was allowed to live. But had he actually put some effort into keeping this up I think it would have gotten better. There's uglier web comics out there. He's not the worst. But since Chris has no work ethic he's let one of the few things he's capable of putting any effort into rot.
People would pay for more Sonichu. Rather than make begging video after begging video and reading dumb things for money he should buckle down and get back to Sonichu. It's the only thing he can produce that anyone actually wants. But he couldn't even keep up his Etsy store. And he has all the time in the world to sit around gluing cannibalized Amiibo parts together with crayola fucking model magic. It's too bad that Chris' autism wasn't treated when he was at a critical stage in development. He probably would be a different person today. Not normal. But he might have a job and even a heartsweet. Borb really screwed this up. Better luck next lifetime Chris.
You bring up some fair points.
I want this Chris back.
Goddammit, you're right about class rings. My poor mom bought me one for like $200 and I tried to wear it, but now I don't even know where it is.
Dude the thing you said about the high school rings is 100% dead on. I felt the exact same way! Those things are stupid and I never got one.
All the Sonichus have like 20 something moves by this point.
At this point, the Sonichus moves are just another word for the term 'Deus-Ex Machina'
Sadly Pokemon doesn't have a move that hits someone with a 2 by 4. Wood Hammer is the closest thing to it, but it is a tree instead.
Jimmy Hill was a former footballer, manager and football pundit that palmed off cheap Sonichu merchandise on the side.
yes hitting someone over the head with a 2x4 is a pokemon move. see timburr
Timburr is a Pokemon, not a move
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chad didn't die for this
todokete
Tripod is where Chris hosted the first Sonichu comics.
If I recall, Chris-chan basically had a page on tripod he used for his Soni-chu stuff which kept getting hijacked over and over by trolls. They'd make him do stuff to regain control of it, including posting videos calling himself gay, which is where his gay virus curing stuff likely came from in the previous installment.
waiting for next episode brendanial sings
Holy crap, more Sonichu? Woo! Ready for cancerous art that'll melt my brain! Love ya Brenpai :3
lewd
I always knew Pyrocynical was in on Sonichu. It would explain the crippling depression.
I was just binge watching all of the series.
Thank you.
[Insert comment about false ass account attempting to identity theft]
make brendaniel sings
Brendaniel sings: Staying Alive by the Bee Gees :^)
+Have A Cigar bees
I like high school rings, but they really should be cheaper for the kind of crap that's being offered. I still have my high school ring but I got a very specific ring done. I got my high school initial and the year of my graduation engraved on a nice ring that was only around $100. The poor thing needs to be reshaped because I have a nervous habit of tapping the thing on tables and counters, which slowly bent it inward. It's silver so I expect that. I also have a lot of fond memories of high school even if much of my time going to school was fucking awful thanks to constant bullying.
11:20 This is Sonichu back together.
AND WE ARE BACK BOYS
OH BOY
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Aw man, I'd have loved to see Satan turn into a sonichu.
5:55 - 6:01
You now have the official audio that CWC makes taking a shit.
Lol great sound effect
He used to need the medallion but it was retconned to be the ring, then it was re-retconned to be the medallion again. Sonichu continuity's a mess, especially after Sonichu 10.
Yes, I saw those kanji as "PORN" too.
"want to pre-order 'song of the deep'?"
That game me ptsd hahahah fucking game stop.
Jimmy hill is a TV presenter from England in the 70s,
High school was traumatic
*I bought Song of The Deep, decided to trade it in for Diablo III.
*I've ruined my life playing this game, playing day and night.
*Damn you Brendaniel, Song of The Deep was shit, now I've ruined my life playing a game about a skinny elf with a magic bow killing demons.
Man LBP was a great game back in the day.
The Power Rangers Theme for PS4 is pretty awesome, comes with generic electric guitar riffs
They are nothing compared to japanese spiderman.
Seriously. Check japanese spiderman out!
the other kind of G virus
Pokemon satan already exists. That's Giratina. :v
At 14:08 the first two pictures were traced directly from Super Sonic VS Hyper Knuckles. I hope Chris rots in hell, especially since he copyrights this stuff even tho it's basically ripoff 101.
Why was the history of America 2016 removed.... is the removed video meant to represent nothing?
JASON
1:30
Chris knows hyper beam is a trash move...
Right?
Video starts at 14:20
Brendaniel , I wanna be your bestest friend.
I'm new to this channel.
New? Well then go and look at some memes and shit
I live in Tennessee Jesus h. Christ
its two in the morn
cmon fam
chill
One of the earliest comments here
Reldnahc is Chandler backwards.
HA.
Obviously no shit sherlock
SwagOfficerSuccubus
No it's not obvious, Chris-chan does NOT have a big ego you fuck.
I can spell dracula backwards into alucard.
Its not a new naming concept in media as well.
Wow you didnt respond with a snappier response in a week?
You got fucking rekt.
SwagOfficerSuccubus Don't you mean tker?
HORSE
HORSECOCK
GIRTHY COCK OF THE HORSE
Legitimately, HOW OLD was Chandler when he wrote this? Because as far as I can tell, he was at LEAST 14 or 15 at this point. And even at that age, this art is just disgraceful. EVEN WORSE if he's older.
He was like 30.
+qwertzy121212 good lord
To be fair, he did come up with Sonichu in his last few years at high school, if that helps.
So I'm looking through the sonichu wiki and holy shit is Chris here is pathetic af
Sonichu began when Chris was in College, and by this comic, he was about 28.
My niqqa can you read some vore fanfictions please i am but a poor nigerian prince
Chris is still making videos, although there kinda sad and cringey. He's begging for money and even had his elderly mother in a video. If you pay him money he will make a video with a custom message. He looks like an old woman.
Its a sad sight to see christine weston chandler like that, but maybe one day someone else may continue the legacy of sonichu.
SwagOfficerSuccubus Perhaps.
+InSaNe Engi 132
Dont worry. If someone doesnt wish to continue the legacy, I might. maybe.
SwagOfficerSuccubus Well if you are, then you're doing Godbear's work.
+Mary Draconis I am aware of the remake. But i mean actually extending the sonichu lore itself.
FIRST FAM
I SMONK THE GOOD WEED
+CRJR (Tanuki Gaming)
YEEEEEEEAH DOOD!
Ur your ass goes the blue shell
First, Bren
First to get a blue shell from mario kart up the ass
SwagOfficerSuccubus Fucking hate blue shells
+Kidd Kunn Thats what you get for being first matey
LupisPlayer DaMn tHats EdGy
SwagOfficerSuccubus I deserve to be in pain just for being the first to watch a video?
Spiny Norman? WTF?
Sonichu is a good lesson to learn about shitposting
I wanma push a button to become a villian in the sonichu comics. I unironically like the sonichu comics
Wonder if a succubus sonichu would be a practical thing?
Brenpai better not make a god damn video on me.
That entire fight scene is traced from a Sonic comic.
holy kek
Junior High, you have the excuse of age.
Dis nigga be 34
That's sad.
sonichu 100% original
SupremeEdgeLord not sure but it's in a sonic archie comic. A super special I think with Super Sonic vs Hyper Knuckles.
Chris gave his medallion (his original one he actually made) to a fake girlfriend who turned out to be (if I remember correctly) a couple of guys. They made a video of them cutting up the medallion and stuffing it in a pickle jar.
And pissing on it and I think they burned it?
+Phil-Angie Carpal (aLLiance) They pissed on it to put out the fire.
Wasnt that during the Blanca saga? The medallion in the pickle jar was gold.
no not really
the guy is an ass and holds some shitty world views
but he didn't deserve to be tormented the way he was
and if anything you have to commend him on holding on to hope
Was the second one the one he shoved up his ass? Or were there other ones in between?
12:13 Back in the day, some trolls posed as Jimmy Hill (a English football player from the 50s through 60s who continued to be involved in the workings of the sport until the 80s), claiming that Sonichu was his creation and that he was selling merchandise in England. While the real Hill might not had the slightest idea who the fuck Chris Chan is, Chris fell for it. Hill died in 2014, BTW.
Chris now has a fistula from a self made piercing he believes to be a vagina. He might actually die at this point.
what the fuck?
Sebastian Michaelis This is what Chris Chan does with his life.
Rochyan ok
If chris died, I would honestly be upset. Then there would never be any more official shitty sonichu comics
Never say never
You would think that after 2 years the art quality would improve
Around 2:00 "I know that was a shitty Adam Jenson"
OR, now hear me out, that was a pretty good JC Denton
7:34
You have the touch!
You have the poweeeeeerrrrrr!
Yo its you again! Oh my god
SwagOfficerSuccubus It is...
I!
yo brenpai
bren bren bren
whens tails gets trolled?
OMG, thank you, I want a fucking custom background, and that shit should be easy to add.
This guy, this guy knows what matters.
Sexually entertaining too.
i fap to my bee wallpaper
Degan Kaczor fuck yeah dude
Pepe Silvia love your username
giratina is the pokemon equivalent of satan, in case you were still wondering.
My friend had a high school ring and he wore it every
single
day
Yeah, there is a move in Pokemon where you smash a two by four over the enemy's head. Its called Wood Hammer I think. Its actually more of a log in the games though.
Did Chris just make a Monty Python reference at 12:01? Please no
Back in the day Tripod was a free web hosting company. Back before social media accounts most people got a web page through services like them anglefire, or the most popular service Geocities. Now if you will excuse me i have to go drink my prune juice because I feel like a old man now.
Thanks for the intel.
Kinda surprised CWC didn't support HD-DVD instead.
Also, nice deux-ex-machina there with the high school ring, Chris!
What even is going on anymore?
Timburr is a pokemon that uses a large piece of wood to beat the shit out of it's enemies.
Then it evolves into Gurdurr which uses a well girder to beat it's opponents up :P
If you didn't have any good memories of high school, you may enjoy Central Intelligence.
Looks like Brendaniel dislikes highschool class rings.
See, I got mine because it looked fuckin' sick as fuck. Also, Highschool was the point in my life when I actually started on my upward climb in terms of being social. Because Elementary and Middle School fuckin' sucked.
Didn't he say something about making this Sonichu only ? I guess not....
Chaotic control sounds like an oxymoron.
well if you want a Satan pokemon, theres always giratina
Brendaniel in my sub feed. Day has been made.
Jimmy Hill was a made up character from Europe who eledgly sold sonichu merchandise without consent. Obviously Chris thought he was real
I imagine that how Chris talks in this comic is how he thinks real guys talk in real life.
"Trolls Am I right? Gal Pals am I right? '4 cent garbage' am i right? Hehehehehe sanic."
Sonic, pokemon, power rangers, transformers, sailor moon, yu-gi-oh , and sex. This series is a sixth graders fever dream.
Actually PS3 bet XBOX 360 by the end of both consoles cycles Microsoft hasn't won a console war/battle once.
I've said it once and I'll say it again... WILL THE LIGHT EVER SHINE AGAIN?!?
He can swap the powers from the medallion to the ring and back
Brenpai, please sing when the time comes. The internet needs you to sing the song.
13:50 Brendan, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit any more.
overused meme-ception
Chris-Chan doesnt know Japan and China are any different.
1:35 t r a c e d
Can't wait for Pokémon Heaven and Hell