This Is The Worst Final Fantasy 1 Speedrun

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  • @DoctorSwellman
    @DoctorSwellman  12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    I heard if you press E and subscribe to me you'll instantly become hydrated

    • @TheSpoonyFox
      @TheSpoonyFox 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I accidentally pressed R and ended up wrong warping to ExDeath, what do I do?! I'm still in a level 1 t-shirt and stick!

  • @islander-0
    @islander-0 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +53

    I physically recoiled when I saw "Full Bestiary" in the first seconds of the video. Completing this casually on the GBA version was a nightmare, I can't imagine speedrunning this, let alone on the PSP version... respect.

  • @TheMoogleKing93
    @TheMoogleKing93 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    1 in 64, about 1%
    Found thw engineer.

    • @AstrobioMike
      @AstrobioMike 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂

  • @tnuhenaj3752
    @tnuhenaj3752 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    I’ve still never beaten every form of chronodia. I didn’t want to be overlevelled for it so I tackled the hardest form first and then I saw no point to doing any of the others.

  • @Aaronjdoucet
    @Aaronjdoucet 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

    **hydrates** ahhhh, that’s better

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Full power Chronodia used to kick the absolute crap out of me...
    But that was when I didn't realize that you could stack buffs by recasting them before they wear out...

  • @SBaby
    @SBaby 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    And now people understand why this isn't included in the Pixel Remaster version.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I wouldn't mind the extra dungeons again but I also wasn't crazy about 100%... On top of those dungeons have those REALLY weird challenges you're forced into just as a casual player.
      I heard that the items inside are also broken, I know the earthen shrine had a magic shop NPC of which I found all the items broken even at the end of running the main games ignoring these shrines. They legit just selling heal party staffs, berserk effects, haste and more and I could've just bought this power... I really feel there's a reason why there was only a few of these in vanilla if not just 1 I could find in game like the heal effect staff.

    • @AndreiCatalin42069
      @AndreiCatalin42069 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Nah, that was just laziness from Square, they could have just tweaked these bonus dungeons instead. I doubt they didn't add them just because of speedrunners.
      Improve, don't remove.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @AndreiCatalin42069 this is improved
      The extra dungeons had broken loot can and basically kidnapped you from the rest of the world. I don't remember being allowed to leave, if I was a casual first time player who did those I'd be such in there not expecting a 40 floor maze gauntlet nanny with their own unique challenges, just finding the next stairs being a major challenge
      The only one I feel isn't improved is 3 for leaving the characters roleplay scenes

    • @AndreiCatalin42069
      @AndreiCatalin42069 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@elgatochurro but they cut them out, they removed them instead of improving them, that's what i meant. Lazy shit imo

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @AndreiCatalin42069 it's a better experience, as I explained

  • @netorosa4539
    @netorosa4539 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    Bro you're probably my favorite channel on yt, everytime the notification come in, i know is a banger

    • @xS3T0x
      @xS3T0x ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Agreeable its consistently good content.

  • @PikaEmblemofGensokyo
    @PikaEmblemofGensokyo 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Thanks for the hydration time to enjoy more speedrun stories

  • @NeonNobility
    @NeonNobility 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    He really said "1 in 64, or 1% chance"

    • @skarloey1214
      @skarloey1214 38 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Engineers am I right

  • @KanaevM
    @KanaevM 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Can I have some water please?

  • @ThatRedHusky
    @ThatRedHusky 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    SWELLMAN JUMPSCARE!
    Keep it up my man, you have wonderful videos. Gotta support any Mother fan/runner!

  • @Moveset-Mastery
    @Moveset-Mastery 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Most goated speedrun channel. Tells me to hydrate like I should
    I'm subbin

  • @yukaiyami
    @yukaiyami 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Man, I dislike the pixel remaster not having the features of special anniversary editions. It’s why I never got the Ff5 version: I still find the GBA version with the special dungeon more fulfilling. But with the passage of the years, playing the old versions becomes harder to do. It’s so discouraging that the “official remastered way to play classics” don’t have tons of the goodies fans loved throughout the years. Seems FF1 fans also have these issues if they wanna do this speedrun, sadly :/

  • @purplemario50
    @purplemario50 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Love seeing young Crrool doing these foolish categories.

  • @charmanderfan1
    @charmanderfan1 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thanks for tempting me, doc

  • @BigLeafyTree
    @BigLeafyTree 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    For glorious hydration

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Okay analysis video! Thanks for uploading!

  • @gamin9wizard945
    @gamin9wizard945 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    3:02
    Bro unironically rounded 1.5625% to 1% lol

  • @veghesther3204
    @veghesther3204 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    I can't EVEN reach that boss EVEN ONCE with a LV 99 Knight White Red and Black Mage AT all since I find doing all 50 trials a LOT harder to do then the BOSS fight On its LAST floor.

  • @RoseFielden
    @RoseFielden 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I reached for my bottle of water as you said to hydrate. Too bad I can't subscribe twice

  • @RazorBladezX
    @RazorBladezX 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I’m… *thirsty*

  • @DiverseCurse
    @DiverseCurse 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    The last time I saw your face it was your Earthbound speedrun video where you were bald. Had no idea you have a really nice head of hair nowadays. Looks great.

  • @squeethemog213
    @squeethemog213 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I'm hydrated and ready to rock this day. Thanks for starting it out right 🙏😄

  • @hughmen
    @hughmen 22 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    This has the feel of a video made in 2007.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Never knew the Pixel Remasters weren't the "definitive" editions, everyone was falling over themselves to say how amazing they were at release. It would be interesting to see overall achievement stats and how many people played for more than just an hour of nostalgia.

    • @alephnull127
      @alephnull127 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      the Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster is actually rather infamous for not being the definitive way to play the game, because it has *none* of the GBA Content

    • @19Szabolcs91
      @19Szabolcs91 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      They were "amazing" at what they set out to do, which was a clean, accessible updates to the originals, so of course they ignore the remakes.
      With FF4 it's debatable whether the DS or the PSP version is the definitive / best because of how different they are, both having tons of content that the other doesn't.

  • @starryknight5555
    @starryknight5555 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Legend of Dragoon music will never not go hard in video essays 🙌

  • @VinsCool
    @VinsCool 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks god there are glitches masking this more manageable.

  • @Rex_Cosmos
    @Rex_Cosmos 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    E oh my, the electrolytes

  • @TraxtasyMedia
    @TraxtasyMedia 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    not into that speedrun specifically, but amazing what types of speedruns exist. Stay hydrated

  • @mogalixir
    @mogalixir 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    You can be a guru if you want to be, Doctor.

  • @yvendous
    @yvendous 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Now that I've seen your face, your pfp's are starting to add up

  • @yawg691
    @yawg691 2 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Whoa there's the good doctor!

  • @Infindox
    @Infindox 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I did a full beastiary run casually on the gba version; I had to do some of those dungeons several times. I would never try and speedrun that, that sounds awful... and the PSP one is worse!

  • @stevenlockhart9255
    @stevenlockhart9255 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I feel like a blindfolded run would be objectively worse

  • @HadesElderSage
    @HadesElderSage 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    FK yeah FF1 represent! My favorite FF! Hydrate up old folks who played this on the NES!!

  • @CSmyth-
    @CSmyth- 35 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Look, I know you're actually CORRECT, but I physically recoiled every time you said bestiary... Because myself and everyone I know pronounces it "beast-iary". Saying it the right way just feels so, so wrong.

  • @Siinory
    @Siinory 30 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    The last Chronodia reminds me of the Seven Heroes (last boss of Romancing SaGa 2) a lot!

  • @Cokody
    @Cokody 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    3:06 how is a 1 in 64 a one percent chance? Im sure someone has a answer on the code?

  • @elise3517
    @elise3517 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    E *chug chug*

  • @rebelrouzer5318
    @rebelrouzer5318 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Brother may i have some hydration?

  • @redirectto
    @redirectto ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I haven't even beaten any Chronodia fight.
    I always end up dropping the game and somehow losing my save data (I lost my save data at least 3 times)

  • @evdomos
    @evdomos 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I think that's just the worst speedrun category at all.

  • @banterbollywoodandbeyond8135
    @banterbollywoodandbeyond8135 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Excellent video, but isn't Warmech also a very rare enemy that could have been mentioned? 1/64 in most versions I believe.

    • @DoctorSwellman
      @DoctorSwellman  ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      You’re right! Warmech is one that could have been mentioned. Thanks for calling that out 👀

  • @alexanderhardy3354
    @alexanderhardy3354 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    E, way too early love the content

    • @DoctorSwellman
      @DoctorSwellman  11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Thanks for watching and pressing E

  • @ShadowEclipse777
    @ShadowEclipse777 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    *Bullys you* >:3

  • @sideeggunnecessary
    @sideeggunnecessary 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Holy shit, you have hair?!

    • @DoctorSwellman
      @DoctorSwellman  11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      ye

    • @sideeggunnecessary
      @sideeggunnecessary 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@DoctorSwellman you always had it buzzed because of the army reserve I never realized until right now

  • @ShadowAngle
    @ShadowAngle 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I am the least hydrated player on the block.

  • @alienhatz3265
    @alienhatz3265 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    the hydration meme is fuckin old man

  • @zuliusbazworth8627
    @zuliusbazworth8627 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nice you're a normal guy and not some weird troon monster 👍