Northernlion ranks executions and gets progressively depressed
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 มี.ค. 2023
- it wasn't that ToS but extremely despair
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Stream date: 03-28-2023
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#northernlion #clips - เกม
Hearing him compare being stoned to death to being unfairly accused of "being sus and schmooving in admin" in a children's game is the funniest shit I've heard all week
Dude I couldn't breath
I fucking knew this was coming because this comment was on top and it still killed me when it happened
Literally 1498
Him talking about the last electric chair death being in 2002 and one guy says “9/11 ruined everything”
“Were it not for a simple twist of fate you yourself could’ve found yourself in the gallows”. This eggman is a poet
This is the video that got me into NL That shit is probably my favorite bit
“i guess we’re splitting hairs but i’d rather just drown than drown in a sack” my fucking sides
NL reenacting having to walk up to the guillotine is one of the funniest fucking things ever
We're stupid! We're stupid!
WERE IT NOT FOR A SIMPLE TWIST OF FATE
He stole a hay sixpence from the tax levy on all harvests day. He deserved it.
"at least with starving to death you can just like watch netflix or something" i lost it
One of the funnier NL segments I've seen in a while. The combination of the grossly unfitting art, NL trying to banter but becoming progressively more uncomfortable, and chat's descriptions had me rolling.
The fucking art was pegging me out of my gourd, especially the executioner's smirk
Finishing up with "The Librarian can have this one" is like a cherry on top :D
@@JB-xl2jc For me it was the choking art lol
Jacob Geller's recent video on execution methods changed my opinion on lethal injections. Apparently not only does it have the highest failure rate of methods used in the past 100 years, the paralyzing agent means that the executed could be suffering greatly, they just can't express it, which would be even worse than just excruciating pain. It deserves to be Mid at highest.
The tier list should've specified which era injections those were... I had modern ones in mind..
@@vario6492 yes, modern ones. They're still like that. They're the most modern method.
guillotine still the goat.
@@Domebuddy guillotine's often weren't properly weighted or sharpened, botching the execution and requiring multiple repeat drops to successfully kill the executionee
@@sighreliefthat's why you tip the guillotine guy. Quick death and also you support small businesses.
I learned that NL wouldn't want his execution to be livestreamed.
selfish streamer peeposad
S-tier: Colonoscopy stream, Uncircumcision stream
A-tier:
B-tier:
C-tier: Peloton stream
D-tier:
F-tier: Execution stream
Hell is a better alternative-tier: “hey can you play “x” game even though you have no desire whatsoever to do so?”
The difference between NL and Jerma
the depression was worth it just to hear him compare halo 3 game modes to the kamasutra. "Reverse Grifball" is a 10/10 punchline.
Damn just referring to you as The Librarian is so much cooler than the full channel name hahaha. Makes it sound like you're a vendor in an RPG or something
I saw someone in chat say "please go back to chairs" and I can't stop laughing at it lol
I lost my shit when he was talking about getting sown up with Dog, Snake, Monkey and Rooster and someone in chat said goated blunt rotation LMAO
now i kinda want the opposite with immortality curses like "i have no mouth and i must scream", vampirism, being a sentient zombie that isn't in control and the like
That one would be great
Vampirism must be 1 of the top ones cause at least you have control over your mind and you're kinda cool. And you can die.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 and all things considered you got an easy out any time you want
Adeline LaRue's curse would be near the top, walking the earth without being able to leave any impression. The instant you close the door on someone you’re already forgotten, really horrible.
"local bald man gives up entirely after completing existential horrors tier list"
the fucking Mbappé joke got me dying irl
>lethal injection is acceptable
He doesn't know.
Fun Gamer Fact!:
There is no proof that Lethal Injection is painless. The paralization is done to prevent convulsions of pain in Inmates as they die.
being in chat as we all collectively had the vigor, optimism, and the purity of our souls slowly drained from us as we considered each method was quite the experience. i will remind you all that this was literally the first thing he did in that stream lmao, good fucking morning everyone
Nothernlion, regarding stoning:
"It would be like Among Us."
13:15 NL explains this is serious business and no chance of escape, adults only. Said man will outrun and tire out a panda no fighting necessary.
Hanging is a discussion of how you hang someone. For example there are the pull up, the short drop and the long drop method. The pull up method is really cruel and closely related to strangling. You choke to death and have several minutes to experience this, struggling for your life. The short drop in its ideal form will make you unconscious and then choke you out, but if you are unlucky it doesnt and you still struggle. Terrifying because of the unknown. The long drop will break your neck and is probably one of the most humane ways to kill someone.
Great work on the tierlist library! Too bad it made him depressed, even with the funny pictures
At least he committed
wait library made the tier list?
@@Mackymon Yeah, Watanabe (u_watanabe in chat) is librarian, he mentions it near the beginning that he made the tier list for em
@@Mackymonyea
18:56 average 10 win SAP team
+2
+2
Fun Fact: The most recent was actually Nicholas Todd Sutton, who was killed in February 2020 in Tennessee. He chose the chair though, the last time it was mandatory was 2002.
him putting burning to death as mid tier is more phychotic than him thinking he could beat a panda in a fight
There is something very funny about a streamer saying "burning to death" and someone types "mid"
you should have added a katana that stores the souls of it's victims
I wouldn't recommend getting killed by her
I don't think the death itself would be bad but the the not having a proper afterlife definely puts it in Mid.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Not recommended, my soul is in anguish
@@bluemutt9964 catch your soul ass now being folded 1000 times
Yeah I hate pulling a cart for hundreds of thousands of years just to get pulled into the infinite chaos
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I think an eternity in purgatory is definitionally less bad than hell but worse than any other alternative. I'd put it in "Let the sweet nothingness embrace me" category.
i missed this segment and joined the stream late and he was talking about this and i thought it was a joke because it is exactly the type of content he has avoided making for years. absolutely a moment in history
With this, we are one step closer to the librarian creating their own, home grown Northernlion clips
in the future, enelle clips will be randomly generated
on god, the nervous tummy execution bit is so true
Gas chamber heavily depends on the gas used. If it's some kind of nerve agent or poison in general it's terrible; if it's a noble gas then it's the best one.
Putting hanging on the same tier as burning to death though...
With NL’s incredible attention and care into being PR friendly, I’m honestly in tears from just the thought of the headline “NL deems gas chamber execution ‘Acceptable’ “
Like how did he not see (lol not-see) that potential issue.
Thank you librarian, there couldm't be content more fitting for a bit of light-hearted banter right before a sponsored stream segment. 🙏
Would just like to put here apparently lethal injection is painful as hell and people can be trapped coma style for minutes not reacting but their body feels on fire.
Like a bad drug trip, probably the worse drug trip you can have.
Since the middle ages, the motive driving the adoption of newer execution techniques has been to reduce the suffering of the executor and not the victim. Discuss.
That's bad
@@BilliamTorpedo Interesting to think about though right?
Fuck I missed this live.
Great work as always Mr library, I would have killed to see this live
been unfathomably depressed this last month. this video is making me rethink my value on life and surviving. feeling better. struggle onwards bros
Is the "were it not but for a twist of fate!" bit right off the top of the domepiece, or is that a reference to something?
I mean it's kind of a riff on “there but for the grace of god go I” kinda but beyond that no I don't think so man's just good at sayin stuff
Alright boys we got him time to execute the tier list from top to bottom
You're doing the Lord's work brother. I wasn't able to be there live the last couple of weeks but your videos help me get up to speed ❤
I don't know if anyone ever corrected NL, but there are still 4 states that use firing squads, and they use 5 people, 4 with blanks and 1 with the live round. That way they don't even know which one was the killing shot.
What is this ww1 deserting.
The main reason firing squads went out of fashion is more because of the trauma gunmen developed rather than it being from a humanitarian standpoint. Also we started associated those with despotic government so it's not great PR. I think some states used to have a statute that you could at least get off death row if you survived because it's basically God's will at that point. I wish they offered the same to those who underwent failed electrocution.
Edit: also the firing squad is voluntary nowadays.
@@Kimmie6772 I look forward to the blissful future of robot executioners.
@@jimmyredd that would be dystopian af
He knows, he made the point in past streams that even though like the electric chair some of this methods are technically still legal. They are not used anyway so it doesn't matter. Last electric chair execution in the US was more than 20 years ago I believe.
"Surprise, you're getting boiled alive."
He underestimates how painful it is to go through hunger, let alone actually starving to death
My guy the torture porn ones are all still worse. That was the logic
They're all bad, but at least you can idk be sleep while you die of hunger.
Starving sucks but any sane person would choose starvation over the Scaphist "insects-and-vermin eat you alive while your trapped in a boat" hell methods
I just know he considered doing this tier list for a little but then thought “eh it can’t be that bad” and it is was that bad lmao
excellent content but he definitely had a more somber day
Thank you librarian for bringing us this masterpiece, your work is highly appreciated 🙏🙇🙇
Oh my favorite (most terrifying) one wasn’t included. Where a rat-filled pot is strapped to a persons stomach, and heated with coals so the rats burrow through the stomach to escape the heat. 😱
holy fuck ive never heard of that one, good shit
That is basically scaphism
is that the thing they did in game of thrones
what in the ever-living fuck
@@kaifulbright5241 yes
yooo librarian exclusive!!
the kama sutra bit at the end was the perfect pallet cleanser
The Librarian's efforts paid off huge he's in the NL dm's and a reoccurring character in the streams now
Thank for uploading this, hearing that he actually did this and then finding out he wasn't gonna upload it and leave it to you had me instantly over here to check it out lol
Absolutely beautiful picture choices
+2 but in a golf way
Tesla guy at the end was the perfect capstone. Ya know NL was thinking about consigning that dude to the brazen bull
4:11 the wheel was the town millstone. Used to grind grain to make bread; the cornerstone of civilization (see idiom bread and butter)
Your image choices had me laughing out loud, thanks for making this happen
this is the peak egg content we subscribe for
I’m crying at thinking about listening to the opening of Delfino Plaza but also being boiled alive 🤣🤣🤣
Keelhauling … sounds like drowning with extra steps.
Any form of death related to cooking alive is instantly worse than hell.
And that’s only due in small part to the pure agony you experience as all your nerves are literally set ablaze by your own melting body fat, and due much more in part to the fact that once all your nerves burn away you’re simply left to observe your own body cook and fall apart as the flames overtake you until eventually your eyes boil and melt out of your skull, and presumable your inner ear also boils and explodes, leaving you blind, deaf, and unable to feel anything, you’re just a vegetable being melted.
That strangling image is fucking cursed haha. God damn this was a great video, thanks as always Librarian.
Nice work on the tier list librarian, and congrats on getting the internship
honestly I'd rather have a bolt of lightning shot through my body, searing me from inside out, than have a shot be the last thing I ever experience.
Antivax smh
How far the library has come, to get exclusive content from the egg made explicitly for his channel!
Every time he talks about the electric chair as a bolt of lightning I fuckin lose it
"The guillotine is an acceptable way to die."
"I don't like any word that sounds like its from middle English."
As to be expected from someone of French ancestry like EnElle
I think he was talking about keelhauling when he said that. Hard to tell though.
@@jimmyredd yes he was
my first dnd character got executed via the breaking wheel. it was the 9th session of the campaign
are you okay
I love your DM.
I’ve watched this video about half a dozen times now, never ever gets old
Hook me up to an electric chair and turn me into a Kirkland signature
the images are actually killing me
Breaking wheel being described by a chatter as Crucifixion + DLC is hilarious 😂
Chat getting mad at him for putting lethal injection at the top because it often fails but then getting mad at him for putting hanging next to drowning because it often snaps the neck proves that they just disagree with whatever he says just for the sake of disagreeing
I mean, technically it makes sense. The injection failing makes it more painful so more of a mildly disturbing, while the hanging snapping your neck makes it less painful. That said yeah he specified "just successful executions" so the injection part doesn't apply. Technically though i believe the noose snapping the neck is indeed the successful version (unless the executioner wants to be a dick about it, in which case it's the same as strangling).
Death by Snu-snu was missing. I guess he has to do a part 2.
Honestly probably mid or mildly disturbing. I feel like firing squad would be better bur it's luck based.
You did such a good job on the pics
11:22 Memer_Moe is my hero for "The worst part is the hypocrisy" after NL's "The worst part is the anticipation" xDDD
This is so good
The outro with ame and etho goes crazy
He should rank different kinds of existential dread
Seeing Hol Horse with a Nerf gun is something else lmao
btw, the outro is goated
love the description of the electric chair as "frankenstein-style"
The pogging of the wheel
Yes thank God I've been praying for this
Niceee, long form miscellaneous NL content. Thanks Librarian
This execution tier list took a dark turn
your daily wholesome northernlion content
Oden at the tierlist? Great video!
It's INSANE that this happened
Seeing the barber's chair in S tier without any context has my rolling
This is THE peak of content creation
This is going to be some pog banter
Lethal injection is a pretty awful way to execute someone, by the way, it has the highest failure rate of any “modern” execution method, higher than hanging and the electric chair, and a lot of victims are paralysed due to drugs and unable to express their pain
Yeah. Lethal injection is horrifying....
Thank you for torturing the streamer for our entertainment, librarian
good god the amish paradise at the end i cant
Guillotine is the best and least failure prone execution method. You die in a second and the blade is heavy enough and placed on a rail so that theres no way for your head to stay on
God what a good bit. worlds best banter
When they turn on the chair, something’s added to the air
This was a fun watch while eating
LMAO that norm reference in chat at 11:26 by memer_joe had me rolling
good stuff librarian stay pegged
This is such pog rich content, exclusive to the LIbrarian. Genuinely makes my days better.
My 9th grade history teacher played us the video of an elephant being electrocuted to death. Super disturbing. She didn't even make it a lesson about the cruelties of man, in the pursuit of science. She was always a very fierce and intimidating teacher, but that took the cake.
So many laugh out loud moments; a must watch! 5/5