That makes way more sense. He views everyone else as idiots who need institutions on how to use ladders, and it also explains why the hologram is able to move around without emitters
Yeah, that really would make me doubt both the safety of this course and the level of health care they plan to offer afterwards, if they don't even mop up the massive hemorrhaging from my predecessors.
"How stupid do they think we are? I guess pretty stupid since she goes into details" and then i remembered when DSP played Black Mesa Source and couldn't figure how to crouch jump, hell at the end of the playthrough he called it a bugged jumping mechanics xD
+Ethan Saucier i have no idea, since the remake tells you how to crouch jump right after the resonance cascade takes place, but that's DSP, sometimes i wonder how in the hell he manages to beat games even when people give him hints and solutions, he's that dumb
***** Sometimes I wonder why DSP plays games if he never pays attention. He skipped the intro cinematic in KOTOR. *He skipped the intro in a story-driven RPG.* How incompetent can someone be?
Well, in the original game, once you got to Xen, and you didnt play through the Hazard course tutorial, you were kinda screwed, because you need the long jump module to make it through the platforming segments, but the only explaination on how to use the module is in the tutorial.
Makes sense that he didn't finish. Who would even jump down from that height onto concrete? He also said sometime before that he hasn't shot a gun ever before.
@@VimyGlidehe still didn't USE a gun until later knowing how to use a gun does not mean you have used it before i have used a beebee gun but i have never used a real gun. that means i have never used a gun ever after all a real gun has a kick back unlike a beebee gun.
Freeman is the employee I aspire to be. "That's not my job!" "You're not doin' anything, you're just lookin' busy!" "How stupid do they think we are?" "Who designed this!?" "I could do your job too." "You're on THE LIST."
zestytoaster well well, now thats a good idea my friend, I will try my best to be the second channel to do the good and fun way to do a Lets Play on my channel, if its half life, that would be good, but ross already done it, but i can do other games, as long as they are on pc... But anyways, great idea man!
math Ross wasn't the first to role play his Let's Play, but he was definitely the best. Most people who try it end up falling into one of two camps: either they take the game's own lore waaay too seriously and it just sort of gets weird and fan fictiony, or they refuse to commit to the premise at all and you end up with an exhausting series of self-aware "jokes" that just make it a chore to sit through. Where it seems to work consistently is with LPers who use role play solely as a means to the end of making a joke, then switching back to being themselves. Very very few could ever do what Ross pulled off with this series. Also, keep in mind that if the game doesn't have a silent protagonist - or does but has an overt story - playing as the voice of the protagonist simply doesn't work. Like, you could do this with Metroid or Shadow of the Colossus or Zelda...but Nathan Drake or Batman will constantly undermine your efforts to make them your own. Their dialogue and cutscene choices will always keep them apart as someone else's character. And multiplayer games are right out. Yeah you play as a silent protagonist in CoD matches, but so does everyone else, and they're not interested in whatever storyline you're trying to pull off.
The placement of episode 0 on the official playlist is incorrect, based on the original release. Currently, it's placed between episodes 37 and 38, but it was originally released between episodes 34 and 35. In its original placement, episode 0 can do a better job at acting as a sort of flashback sequence that Gordan Freeman experiences as a dream, after he is knocked out in episode 34, and before he regains full consciousness in episode 35. That was probably Ross Scott's original intent, for episode 0.
+EQuake2290 Uhhhhh, I think they understand that. You do realize the episode production order is NOT the same as the number order right? And +Lab Matt yes, it pretty much is a flashback.
Alomegasupreme I came to that conclusion also by pure logic, in episode 0, he gets training for the HEV suit, while in the later episodes, he uses the HEV suit with authorization, as in he is already trained to use it.
+Lab Matt Or just a fun extra episode.. Had it been a flashbag, he'd most likely ended it after getting back to his senses, climbing up all boxes and then ending the episode with "I wont start moving until I realize what just happened" or something like that. Oh, and the episode would have a continiues number just like the one he did with episode 10.5 where it's an extra episode jut for the heck of it.
I like how there's just puddles of blood down there. When you play the game yourself, you don't stop to think how insane it would be to include a near suicidal jump in a training course
It always disappointed me that he never got to the firing range. I used to imagine what his response would be... "What the FUCK? Why are we learning how to fire MP5s? We're scientists! That's what the security should know. Did the tests get switched? It wouldn't surprise me. Is that why I've been navigating this obstacle course designed for people with clinical brain death? I can see it now. A bunch of clueless, confused security personnel sitting in a classroom, doing paperwork, wondering why they forgot the letter 'e' in the word "pi". **fires at target** Wooh, this baby's got some punch! I like it. Y'know, I bet I'm the only scientist here who could fire this thing without getting knocked back on his ass from the recoil. **fires more** I've seen these arthritic chess club captains limping around. **burst fire** I'm about forty years their junior, and at least thirty pounds heavier. Someday I'm gonna own this place. **continues firing** Man, this is awesome. I could sit here and shoot stuff all day. I think I will. **ratta-tat-tat** I think I would like to own this place. It is a secret underground facility, afterall. It could make for a sick secret lair. Once I start waving this MP5 around they're gonna have to show some resp- Wait, no, that's a bad idea. Classroom or not, there IS a security force. I could scare these unarmed shrimps into submission, but a bunch of gung-ho armed security guards? There's gotta be a hundred or more in Sector B alone. **blasts more shit** I dunno, I'm pretty awesome, but I don't think I could take down hundreds upon hundreds of heavily armed and trained combatants like that. I'll stick with moving carts and pushing buttons. At least for a little while. ... **Continues firing, cue fade out to black and credits, followed by Accursed Farms logo, then you hear a sudden explosion** THIS THING HAS A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER?!?!"
“To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself. Then move it forward”- me when the tutorial forces you learn about EVERYTHING even the basic movement commands
I love how the assistant assures you that you'll be given medical treatment after jumping down an elevator onto solid concrete, but they didn't even bother to clean up the blood splattered all over the floor or the bloody hand prints on the walls. Yeah, real assuring.
In the Hazard Course in Black Mesa: Source, it's a bit worse. The target is spray painted onto a piece of wood paneling, and it seems that the last person to do the test may not have survived, cause there's a trail of blood leading away from the target and to a nearby security room labeled as "First Aid Station".
I'd love to see this referenced if someone did a Dual-Mind series for Decay where Gina also lampshades the fact she had to say "commands" in her recording or the notes that Gordon didn't even complete the course and Colette guessing Gordon went to get stoned.
I would love a Half-Life: Decay mind series but how would it work would it be separate episodes for both people's perspectives or would it be one episode which would cut to different perspectives?
@@TheArkman360probably the latter, unless they stuck with Gina specifically. If they did stick with just Gina’s perspective, they’d be better off waiting for the full release of Decay Solo Mission. That said, a regular Decay mind series would be sweet.
"Who doesn't know how to use a ladder?" A 25 year-old co-worker literally asked our minor co-worker to show her how to use a ladder last week. ...And then she called him "disabled" when he asked if she was serious. People are _wild_ nowadays.
I started laughing when the lady said "Look up, and then move forward"; then Ross made his comment; I'm still laughing three minutes later. My lungs hurt a little.
"What the fuck? Why the hell do they think we need gun usage in our training? I mean, don't get me wrong, getting to shoot something sounds great, even if it's just targets, or..." *shoots panel* "...nope, bullet-proof. Anyways, why do they think we need to be able to handle a gun, or a... is that a goddamn machinegun? Yeah, I could... _maybe_ see why they teach us to use a gun, just in case of emergency, but a SMG? With... _HOLY SHIT,_ that thing's got a grenade launcher! What the fuck would I need that for? Are these guys absolutely apeshit?" - Gordon Freeman in reaction to the firing range, probably
The first time I watched Freeman's Mind, I started with this episode. And now since I see there is still no Episode 2 for FM2... I'm rewatching the entire series. Welp, only 70 more episodes to go! And then I'll probably watch it again.
Black Mesa's version of Hazard Course is gold. Partly because there is one part where they do make fun of themselves for bothering to instruct you on how to climb a ladder. Also, the whole thing of you learning how to use fire arms was a result of a 'glitch' in the system and it put you in for fire arms training.
I'm sure someone has pointed this out before, but I love how he's a drug addict, who ignores medkits and med stations throughout the entire game because he didn't finish the HEV training, and doesn't know that they provide straight up morphine. This adventure would likely have ended a lot sooner if he knew. SPOILERY EDIT: OH OK I just watched ep 57. Someone has pointed this out before, and that's Ross Scott himself. Lmao
That was why I left that out of my series. Some of that was also not necessary either. The long jump is the only one I would have needed to know about.
Even though I have finished HL over thirty times, HL2 fifty three times now, I'm gonna start this series all over from the beginning, and then enjoy it once again.
Oh, that's definitely the case. It's ambiguous as to which is which in most situations, though, and I kind of headcanon that Gordon himself sometimes has trouble telling, too, kind of like the opposite of "did I say that out loud?"
"Q: Do you record the audio for Freeman’s Mind as you play? Is it a script? A: I generall think ahead of one or two jokes for an episode, then think of what to say during editing. It’s not live, but it’s not scripted either." I copied that from the FAQ of the Accursed Farms Website
***** Grazzi, now I am truly impressed. Oh, and I am currently on episode 59, and no, I did not no-life it, I just watched it between working on reports. Thanks again.
clyax113 Dude i am not going to judge you for watching what you like and when you do it. Also calling it nolife just because you got the time to watch it would be unfair. Could be any reason why you can watch it over that time period. I as an example watched about 100 episodes of Chilled Chaos TTT once. Why? Because there was nothing else todo. Was while i was in school and it was holiday soooo :D
I am now double the age I was when this first came out. I know I have no right to, but this is making me feel old. I practically grew up with this. I have regularly watched it hundreds of times by this point.
I wondered why he didn't recognize the suit batteries and never used the wall chargers. He never reached that point in training! It makes so much sense now...
I just noticed that he had said in a previous episode that he hadn't fired a gun before, and lo and behold, he stopped before getting to that portion of the training course, thus maintaining continuity. I still can't be sure if it was intentional or not.
I know black mesa incoperated tutorials with hte actual game, i sort of wish the hazard course was there, but i also want the same people to give gunman chronicle the same treatment, does anyone remember that game?
I never noticed it before, but you can hear the hologram/Gina's voice actor trying not to laugh as she says "you will have to perform both moves at the same time"
This explains why he never uses batteries or charging stations for his HEV suit. He never got to the part where they explain how this system works. His suit has infinite power because he doesn't know that it can be charged up. Genius!
sidex15 There is a pretty good one by CyhAnide, but unfortunately it seems to be abandoned. Though she did comment 5 months ago that "Chell's Mind isn't quite dead, but I have to decide whether to let it go or bite the bullet and finish it eventually."
![Freeman's Mind: Episode 68 [FINAL EPISODE!]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ex-Da3NC83o/mqdefault.jpg)
"ASS, SLAPPAGE"
What a brilliant introduction to our protagonist.
I mean, with this commentary, he's the _antagonist_
@@Caldoric Nope, protagonists are the ones we follow and Ross Scott's Gordon Freeman definitely is the main character
The placement in the playlist indicates that this is a dream Freeman was having while sleeping under that conveyer.
That makes way more sense. He views everyone else as idiots who need institutions on how to use ladders, and it also explains why the hologram is able to move around without emitters
ahh, so freeman never actually learned about the HEV chargers or batteries. soehow, i didnt pick up on this watching this originally
+suprtroopr1028 True! So Ross made FM true to the lore
oh damn, I didn't even notice that detail o.o
suprtroopr1028 the suit is built for damage, hence the name: Hazardous Environment Vest.
Actually, Alex, the HEV stands for Hazardous EnVironment. Not vest, haha.
@@Tjthemedic no it stands for hazardous enviroment vehicle
I'm surprised he didn't comment on the _blood_ around the target.
Yeah, that really would make me doubt both the safety of this course and the level of health care they plan to offer afterwards, if they don't even mop up the massive hemorrhaging from my predecessors.
"How stupid do they think we are? I guess pretty stupid since she goes into details" and then i remembered when DSP played Black Mesa Source and couldn't figure how to crouch jump, hell at the end of the playthrough he called it a bugged jumping mechanics xD
+Omega Coolster What? How does one not know how to crouch jump? I mean...it's...in the name. You jump...while crouching.
+Ethan Saucier i have no idea, since the remake tells you how to crouch jump right after the resonance cascade takes place, but that's DSP, sometimes i wonder how in the hell he manages to beat games even when people give him hints and solutions, he's that dumb
*****
Sometimes I wonder why DSP plays games if he never pays attention. He skipped the intro cinematic in KOTOR. *He skipped the intro in a story-driven RPG.* How incompetent can someone be?
Yeah, but DSP is the bane of the Let's Play community, so he doesn't count.
Well, in the original game, once you got to Xen, and you didnt play through the Hazard course tutorial, you were kinda screwed, because you need the long jump module to make it through the platforming segments, but the only explaination on how to use the module is in the tutorial.
6:29. If you can press buttons all day, the work in 'The Stanley Parable' seems right for you
Stanley's mind :O
@@spiritshifter OHGODOHGOD
Saving that baby and that cat (puppy?) again for six hours, are we?
Makes sense that he didn't finish. Who would even jump down from that height onto concrete? He also said sometime before that he hasn't shot a gun ever before.
"Good thing I watched Die Hard over a million times otherwise I'd have NO IDEA how to use a gun."
@@VimyGlidehe still didn't USE a gun
until later
knowing how to use a gun does not mean you have used it before
i have used a beebee gun but i have never used a real gun.
that means i have never used a gun ever
after all a real gun has a kick back unlike a beebee gun.
@@Boomrainbownuke9608 what in the literal fuck are you on about? i'm quoting ross' freeman when he finds the glock.
@@VimyGlide I love how you replied 4 years later just to correct some guy lol
@@creeperhunterD he commented on the post late, i just responded lol
"Government funding kicks ass"
*sad Aperture Science Laboratories noises*
I read it just as it happened :P
nice meme dude that was a really cool and good meme
*insert sad version of some portal 2 ost*
Freeman is the employee I aspire to be.
"That's not my job!" "You're not doin' anything, you're just lookin' busy!" "How stupid do they think we are?" "Who designed this!?" "I could do your job too." "You're on THE LIST."
This actually fits perfectly for a programmer sitting right next to a system administrator
sounds like working at a car dealership haha
I was sold at "Ass Slappage". This series is amazing. And now that it's finished, I'm re-watching the whole thing.
This series is everything Let's Play should have been.
zestytoaster well well, now thats a good idea my friend, I will try my best to be the second channel to do the good and fun way to do a Lets Play on my channel, if its half life, that would be good, but ross already done it, but i can do other games, as long as they are on pc... But anyways, great idea man!
math Ross wasn't the first to role play his Let's Play, but he was definitely the best. Most people who try it end up falling into one of two camps: either they take the game's own lore waaay too seriously and it just sort of gets weird and fan fictiony, or they refuse to commit to the premise at all and you end up with an exhausting series of self-aware "jokes" that just make it a chore to sit through. Where it seems to work consistently is with LPers who use role play solely as a means to the end of making a joke, then switching back to being themselves. Very very few could ever do what Ross pulled off with this series.
Also, keep in mind that if the game doesn't have a silent protagonist - or does but has an overt story - playing as the voice of the protagonist simply doesn't work. Like, you could do this with Metroid or Shadow of the Colossus or Zelda...but Nathan Drake or Batman will constantly undermine your efforts to make them your own. Their dialogue and cutscene choices will always keep them apart as someone else's character. And multiplayer games are right out. Yeah you play as a silent protagonist in CoD matches, but so does everyone else, and they're not interested in whatever storyline you're trying to pull off.
+math It started in similar form in SA forums, than devolved into the effortless garbage here.
Tol Hydra
"Effortless Garbage" would make a great band name
Started by Ellie from The Last of Us.
The way he put this in the playlist makes this seem like a dream...
The placement of episode 0 on the official playlist is incorrect, based on the original release. Currently, it's placed between episodes 37 and 38, but it was originally released between episodes 34 and 35.
In its original placement, episode 0 can do a better job at acting as a sort of flashback sequence that Gordan Freeman experiences as a dream, after he is knocked out in episode 34, and before he regains full consciousness in episode 35.
That was probably Ross Scott's original intent, for episode 0.
As it's placed now, it's a flashback during his nap he takes under the conveyors at the end of Episode 37.
thank you for this info
This episode is after Freeman is knocked out. So, is this like one of those dream-flashbacks?
Lab Matt This is episode 0, as it happened before episode 1.
+EQuake2290 Uhhhhh, I think they understand that. You do realize the episode production order is NOT the same as the number order right?
And +Lab Matt yes, it pretty much is a flashback.
Alomegasupreme I came to that conclusion also by pure logic, in episode 0, he gets training for the HEV suit, while in the later episodes, he uses the HEV suit with authorization, as in he is already trained to use it.
EQuake2290 And that's what makes it a dream-FLASHBACK.
+Lab Matt Or just a fun extra episode.. Had it been a flashbag, he'd most likely ended it after getting back to his senses, climbing up all boxes and then ending the episode with "I wont start moving until I realize what just happened" or something like that. Oh, and the episode would have a continiues number just like the one he did with episode 10.5 where it's an extra episode jut for the heck of it.
I like how there's just puddles of blood down there. When you play the game yourself, you don't stop to think how insane it would be to include a near suicidal jump in a training course
It always disappointed me that he never got to the firing range. I used to imagine what his response would be...
"What the FUCK? Why are we learning how to fire MP5s? We're scientists! That's what the security should know. Did the tests get switched? It wouldn't surprise me. Is that why I've been navigating this obstacle course designed for people with clinical brain death? I can see it now. A bunch of clueless, confused security personnel sitting in a classroom, doing paperwork, wondering why they forgot the letter 'e' in the word "pi".
**fires at target**
Wooh, this baby's got some punch! I like it. Y'know, I bet I'm the only scientist here who could fire this thing without getting knocked back on his ass from the recoil. **fires more** I've seen these arthritic chess club captains limping around. **burst fire** I'm about forty years their junior, and at least thirty pounds heavier. Someday I'm gonna own this place.
**continues firing**
Man, this is awesome. I could sit here and shoot stuff all day. I think I will. **ratta-tat-tat** I think I would like to own this place. It is a secret underground facility, afterall. It could make for a sick secret lair. Once I start waving this MP5 around they're gonna have to show some resp- Wait, no, that's a bad idea. Classroom or not, there IS a security force. I could scare these unarmed shrimps into submission, but a bunch of gung-ho armed security guards? There's gotta be a hundred or more in Sector B alone.
**blasts more shit**
I dunno, I'm pretty awesome, but I don't think I could take down hundreds upon hundreds of heavily armed and trained combatants like that. I'll stick with moving carts and pushing buttons. At least for a little while.
...
**Continues firing, cue fade out to black and credits, followed by Accursed Farms logo, then you hear a sudden explosion**
THIS THING HAS A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER?!?!"
You captured his style perfectly. I love this comment
I've read this in Ross's voice. It was perfect.
THERE YA GO ROSS! THERE'S THE SCRIPT!
I like the foreshadowing about fighting hundreds of trained combatants.
I don't know how you wrote something that is literally exactly what Ross would write, but you did.
"Ass. Slappage" I say that a lot now....
“To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself. Then move it forward”- me when the tutorial forces you learn about EVERYTHING even the basic movement commands
At work whenever I hear the intercom call out "CUSTOMER ASSITANCE REQUESTED AT THE [store area]." I keep muttering this phrase to myself.
5:10 Freeman's impression of Courier's Mind
I love how the assistant assures you that you'll be given medical treatment after jumping down an elevator onto solid concrete, but they didn't even bother to clean up the blood splattered all over the floor or the bloody hand prints on the walls. Yeah, real assuring.
In the Hazard Course in Black Mesa: Source, it's a bit worse. The target is spray painted onto a piece of wood paneling, and it seems that the last person to do the test may not have survived, cause there's a trail of blood leading away from the target and to a nearby security room labeled as "First Aid Station".
Don't forget the "wet floor" sign on the blood trail!
Where's your picture from?
@@christianwright7581 lol
@@sirbeary6438 I am legit curious about that.
Funny that the long jump doesn't actually come into play until near the end of the game.
+Indurok I don't know why it's in the tutorial in the first place, as they tell you how to use it when you get it anyway.
+Skullhawk13 Yeah, but this is a better place to practice it.
Yeah considering how many times I fell. Ugh I was a terrible kid.
Uber late response but Imma guess that it was originally going to see more use on earlier builds but got shafted as a late game tool for the release
"To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself and then move it foward or backwards."
"Honestly, who doesn't know how to use a ladder?"
I'd love to see this referenced if someone did a Dual-Mind series for Decay where Gina also lampshades the fact she had to say "commands" in her recording or the notes that Gordon didn't even complete the course and Colette guessing Gordon went to get stoned.
I would love a Half-Life: Decay mind series but how would it work would it be separate episodes for both people's perspectives or would it be one episode which would cut to different perspectives?
@@TheArkman360probably the latter, unless they stuck with Gina specifically. If they did stick with just Gina’s perspective, they’d be better off waiting for the full release of Decay Solo Mission. That said, a regular Decay mind series would be sweet.
Fitting, as in official lore, both Barney and Gordon were pranksters.
"It's not like I disarm bombs for a living."
Me: Oh Freeman, you'll be doing much more than that.
"Who doesn't know how to use a ladder?"
A 25 year-old co-worker literally asked our minor co-worker to show her how to use a ladder last week.
...And then she called him "disabled" when he asked if she was serious. People are _wild_ nowadays.
I would have shot back at her “said the pot to the kettle” for that disabled remark, then fired her.
Can't believe I never watched this one. Well, might as well start all over while waiting for the new one.
"Ohhhh, Rabbit Style. But only a training course MASTA can perform dat! :O"
That part killed me xD
I just love how he mimics gestures with the camera control. 😂
"To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself, and move it forward or backwards"
hahahahahahaha
imgur.com/gallery/lNEf0
I started laughing when the lady said "Look up, and then move forward"; then Ross made his comment; I'm still laughing three minutes later. My lungs hurt a little.
This is by far one of my favorite quotes of all time😂😂😂
Starting this Freeman’s mind marathon then Barney’s and then shepherds
I’m so excited
Shame he didn't get to the weapons training....
I don't think I ever did and I played the whole game legit
optimuprime500 G4U kid
But if he did, it would create a plot hole due to him claiming he never fired a gun before the aliens attacked.
@@Bauglir100 would have been amusing to see him question why a member of the science team is being trained in the use of an SMG with grenade launcher.
"What the fuck? Why the hell do they think we need gun usage in our training? I mean, don't get me wrong, getting to shoot something sounds great, even if it's just targets, or..." *shoots panel* "...nope, bullet-proof. Anyways, why do they think we need to be able to handle a gun, or a... is that a goddamn machinegun? Yeah, I could... _maybe_ see why they teach us to use a gun, just in case of emergency, but a SMG? With... _HOLY SHIT,_ that thing's got a grenade launcher! What the fuck would I need that for? Are these guys absolutely apeshit?"
- Gordon Freeman in reaction to the firing range, probably
watching this video makes me remember having trouble making theese jumps as a kid... damn those were the good times.
The first time I watched Freeman's Mind, I started with this episode.
And now since I see there is still no Episode 2 for FM2...
I'm rewatching the entire series.
Welp, only 70 more episodes to go! And then I'll probably watch it again.
StrongAdel now there’s episode 4 lol
6!
14
Started this when i was kid and never finished it. Gonna try to finish now :)
i rewatch this every 4 months, and laugh harder and harder every time. Good job Ross!
Its not like I have anything better to do than re-watch the entire series.
Hey this was originally uploaded on my birthday. Awesome!
Fun fact in the PS2 version the training course has an intro that happens before you step on the elevator
Silly Billy I don't have a video to show you, I just played the ps2 version on an emulator
you could just look it up on TH-cam
not right now
Exposed Brain Films Airborne Coyote didn't you see the +sad billy in the first reply.
Exposed Brain Films Airborne Coyote I guess his comments got deleted. After all there are some problems going on right on TH-cam.
Well, I suppose it's time to re-watch the series
***** Time to start over.
Dude you would be here for years if you did that.
Black Mesa's version of Hazard Course is gold. Partly because there is one part where they do make fun of themselves for bothering to instruct you on how to climb a ladder. Also, the whole thing of you learning how to use fire arms was a result of a 'glitch' in the system and it put you in for fire arms training.
I've kind of accepted "stealth mode" as actually being just padding.
Plot twist: Freemans Mind and Half Life take place in that vending machine
I thought they took this down. I loved this series, glad to see it is still up. Binge watch ahead!
I really want to see an extended version and watch his bewilderment as he is taught how shoot a gun.
Are we sure that Holo-chick wasn't stolen from Aperture Science?
No.
Zack Y XD
"Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-!"
Cave Johnson, 198X
Zack Y ;3
She is an actual person in the hl universe, you play as her in half life decay
if you see one of these buttons press it and hello and welcome the the black mesa hazard course!!!!!!!!!
The gimp-closet
fuck me. what are you doing here
Second run through because I love it!
"Ass. Slappage." is still one of the funniest things in the world to me and it is the literal second thing he says.
I'm sure someone has pointed this out before, but I love how he's a drug addict, who ignores medkits and med stations throughout the entire game because he didn't finish the HEV training, and doesn't know that they provide straight up morphine.
This adventure would likely have ended a lot sooner if he knew.
SPOILERY EDIT:
OH OK I just watched ep 57. Someone has pointed this out before, and that's Ross Scott himself. Lmao
That training was SO FREAKING ANNOYING!!! thank god I dont have to repeat it
Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!
That was why I left that out of my series. Some of that was also not necessary either. The long jump is the only one I would have needed to know about.
Indurok I learned how to pull objects from this Hazard course, course I was using the original version of Half-Life.
Indurok I needed to repeat the training after they gave me the long jump in the real game because I forgot how to use it. really sucked.
Firose I actually remembered how to do it throughout the game, but I didn't remember that you need a certain piece of equipment to do it.
someone needs to make fan art of the first three versions of hev suit
Even though I have finished HL over thirty times, HL2 fifty three times now, I'm gonna start this series all over from the beginning, and then enjoy it once again.
Nice bro. You gonna show your sick stats to your lover too?
TheToasterRabbit ye
my mom says that's good son
Jack Ahern Waiting for the Xen chapters.
I like to think that sometimes hes talking and other times he just thinking.
Oh, that's definitely the case. It's ambiguous as to which is which in most situations, though, and I kind of headcanon that Gordon himself sometimes has trouble telling, too, kind of like the opposite of "did I say that out loud?"
Is Freeman remembering this while knocked out? FLASHBACK
23rd time watching this series O___O still the best Ross, your one tiny flaw is you work VERY slow
Masterpieces take time to create and every episode of Freeman's mind is it's own masterpiece :)
Remember it takes 6 months to build a rolls Royce but just 16 hours to build a Toyota.
Don't forget Machinima.com kept delaying the episodes ;P
KeiYama43 that's no flaw
I'm sold; Imma watch this entire series starting today. Very nicely done by the way. If this wasn't scripted before recording I'd be uber impressed.
"Q: Do you record the audio for Freeman’s Mind as you play? Is it a script?
A: I generall think ahead of one or two jokes for an episode, then think of what to say during editing. It’s not live, but it’s not scripted either."
I copied that from the FAQ of the Accursed Farms Website
*****
Grazzi, now I am truly impressed. Oh, and I am currently on episode 59, and no, I did not no-life it, I just watched it between working on reports. Thanks again.
clyax113
Dude i am not going to judge you for watching what you like and when you do it. Also calling it nolife just because you got the time to watch it would be unfair. Could be any reason why you can watch it over that time period.
I as an example watched about 100 episodes of Chilled Chaos TTT once. Why? Because there was nothing else todo. Was while i was in school and it was holiday soooo :D
***** Eyup..... that was my reason anyway. Interesting thought though.... Thanks for that.
Ass slappage has made it’s way in my daily vernacular thanks to this episode.
So, recently I saw _Pulp Fiction_ for the first time, and suddenly the "gimp closet" joke both makes more sense and is more horrifying…
9 year ago... Hard to believe, I still remember it like if I've watched it last summer. May be I did, because here I am again o)
I had to ask my brother for help with 3:49 back when i was a kid
wait rewatching again? damnit brain!!....thanks.
I am now double the age I was when this first came out. I know I have no right to, but this is making me feel old. I practically grew up with this. I have regularly watched it hundreds of times by this point.
3rd times I'm watching this series. Still awesome :D.
me too
wait, EPISODE 34, then EPISODE 0? NO WONDER I WAS CONFUSED
I like how the last one is Freemans Mind Episode 68, and this is Episode 0. He didn't want episode 69!
It would be impressive if this was cannon to the skills of Freeman in the rest of the Freeman's mind episodes
I love this dude and the weird but relatable character he created
Freemans Mind with Portal would be great. Or Freemans Mind in HL2.
SnoopysOtherBird well, he said that he has thought of it, but he has a big project so he may delay that series for a little longer...
SnoopysOtherBird HE HAS TO MAKE THE MOVIE!
SnoopysOtherBird HE HAS TO MAKE THE MOVIE!
SnoopysOtherBird HE HAS TO MAKE TH-
+Wrath's Attack They wanted to make the janitor clean that up for minimum wage, but he refused.
I'm surprised Gordon didn't comment on the BLOODY HAND-PRINTS after the "lemming" portion of the test.
Love this! Watched them all in one day. Great Fun!
2:32 I cannot stop laughing! XD
I wondered why he didn't recognize the suit batteries and never used the wall chargers. He never reached that point in training! It makes so much sense now...
Having played Half Life, I think this is a clever way of cutting out the weapons portion of the tutorial.
I find it slightly funny that they included long jumping in the tutorial despite the fact that you never even use it until the very last levels.
Wow, quite the surge.
Guess I should keep up to date on his website.
I my head cannon, this is what Gordan Freeman is actually like when he isn't busy being a silent personalityless protagonist.
I just noticed that he had said in a previous episode that he hadn't fired a gun before, and lo and behold, he stopped before getting to that portion of the training course, thus maintaining continuity.
I still can't be sure if it was intentional or not.
3:03: What that scientist said brings back some Thief: The Dark Project/Gold memories.
Funny that I can picture Gordon sounding like that. An alternate universe where Valve made Gordon more like Duke Nukem.
Thanks for the sub box full of Win!
All these videos have found a new home. Now we can forget all about Machinima.
i really hope he does an Episode 0 part 2
I don't think he's going go since Freeman mentions that he's never fired a gun before and you do get to pickup a gun later in this course.
just found this. i think im going to like it here.
hmm considering where this is placed in the playlist you might be able to call this (chronogically) a dream/nightmare.
I guess it's time for a Freeman's Mind marathon.
Gotta be the funniest episode so far, especially the wiping your ass bit. LOL.
I like how TH-cam can’t figure out what game you’re playing
I know black mesa incoperated tutorials with hte actual game, i sort of wish the hazard course was there, but i also want the same people to give gunman chronicle the same treatment, does anyone remember that game?
The UNIVERSE is going to check this, Ross.
Finally, I found this fucking show
I never noticed it before, but you can hear the hologram/Gina's voice actor trying not to laugh as she says "you will have to perform both moves at the same time"
This explains why he never uses batteries or charging stations for his HEV suit. He never got to the part where they explain how this system works.
His suit has infinite power because he doesn't know that it can be charged up. Genius!
I wish They have a Chell's mind
sidex15 They do now! (It's not that good of a series though.)
sidex15 They have a lot of them, but the original is by Cyhanide.
Rampant Mouse *The only one worth watching.
sidex15 There is a pretty good one by CyhAnide, but unfortunately it seems to be abandoned. Though she did comment 5 months ago that "Chell's Mind isn't quite dead, but I have to decide whether to let it go or bite the bullet and finish it eventually."
They should make a Rage Guy's Mind based on Rage.
Please proceed to the next area XD
This was OSOOOOON!
6:07 Sierra Madre casino anyone?
Well, only with mysterious lasers instead of knives.
fallout new vegas?
Yep
Yessssss
supchppt
Those holograms are still nightmare fuel.
They were like the first thing in the game that you CANNOT fight.
I just got spammed by every episode of Freeman's Mind, but I'm cool with it. Time for a marathon I believe.
Awesome that the HEV-suit has the Same voice as in Subnautica (Half live was the best )