It's pretty silly. Because crossing the connection between mamilian species have a tendency to play with and torture their food. Orcas body slam and bully whales. Cats play with mice before killing them. Dogs don't even eat all of the things they hunt. Chimpanzees have wars. Even deer, a predator species, can eat meat... When you consider all that. It's quite understandable that they are a little disturbed with us being mamilian.
@@501Magnum Just a couple of days ago, I stumbled over a video of a deer trampling a hawk to death after it had caught a rabbit. Apparently, the squeals coming from that rabbit sounded like a fawn crying for help, which threw that doe in a fit of murderous rage. The bird was pulp when it was finished.
1st story is when you're a rent a cop, your partner is Jack Bauer, and you find out you guys aren't on the same team. Sure hope Ord got to have lunch before eating a laser.
@@wrathshorts2894 Doomslayer is capable of being injured, I mean they knocked his butt out and sealed him up in a stone sarcophagus. He's simply too angry to die.... or he is so angry that the reaper won't get near him XD
@@burnttoast5372 if he hadn't provided so much extraneous information and acted a tad more frightened, his buddy would've wrote it off as just an honest cop not wanting to risk significant property damage and loss of life and limb over what could reasonably be an innocent being just wanting a bit of crystalline plucium. Or he could even simply aid a "mysterious being" who may accidentally cause a serious disturbance by his clearly frightening presence without a bit of help.
great stories, i had a lot of fun listening to them. on a related note: can anyone tell me where and how the recurring jokes of nanites and socks came from? were they stories read in the past? i'd love to understand the references...
Yeah, I think it’s just a joke the narrator came up with when brainstorming intro ideas. And since he recycles intros instead of recording a new one each time (I think he has 4ish currently in rotation?), the nanite swarm sock one and the speedrunning one which uses the same script but a bit of extra text before and after come up a lot.
Why stop them… they locate you “other sock” by parsing your surface thoughts so simply think of anything you want to be rid of, garbage, weeds, the jerk who cut you off in the carpark and think “oh no not my other sock” and the nanite swarm will take care of it for you in short order.
I need to be fast. The nanites are currently occupied. I have lost all my socks and they are currently making me sort socks. I have started a with an escape tunnel. Oh no they........................ he............ send...............
that first story the shooter will not be believed and he will go to jail. Hopefully the human got away before word got out. At least that is how I hope the story went.
That first story went from 0 to 100 so fast at the end
Honestly I want a word with that author about his opinions of sharks.
vroom vroom said the author
@@AgroSquerril I think you mean bang bang at the end
No. It slowly went up to 24 over the course of the story. And then skyrocketed to 1000 at the end.
I wonder what humanity did to get the quarantine in the first place.
"The second most-perfect killing machine" regularly gets bodied by dolphins and orca.
To be fair, the aliens in these stories often seem to have a poor understanding of predatory species, which is one of the main plot drivers.
It's pretty silly. Because crossing the connection between mamilian species have a tendency to play with and torture their food. Orcas body slam and bully whales. Cats play with mice before killing them. Dogs don't even eat all of the things they hunt. Chimpanzees have wars. Even deer, a predator species, can eat meat...
When you consider all that. It's quite understandable that they are a little disturbed with us being mamilian.
@@Volucrum I think you meant to say that Deer are a prey species. And not predator species, correct?
Not to mention gators. Something so good at what it does it hasn't really evolved in a very long time.
@@501Magnum Just a couple of days ago, I stumbled over a video of a deer trampling a hawk to death after it had caught a rabbit. Apparently, the squeals coming from that rabbit sounded like a fawn crying for help, which threw that doe in a fit of murderous rage.
The bird was pulp when it was finished.
Nice and practical -- the Dreen will do well in the new order.
1st story is when you're a rent a cop, your partner is Jack Bauer, and you find out you guys aren't on the same team. Sure hope Ord got to have lunch before eating a laser.
"they're going to find those stale *ss crakers in the autopsy big man" Grouse from one of TheRussianBadger's videos.
The second Story sounds like the Doom Slayer on vacation.
he vacates?
@@AgroSquerril vacates demons from this realm
@@AgroSquerril I would think he takes his vacations by becoming a bouncer or security officer.
Except for the fact that he was injured.
@@wrathshorts2894 Doomslayer is capable of being injured, I mean they knocked his butt out and sealed him up in a stone sarcophagus. He's simply too angry to die.... or he is so angry that the reaper won't get near him XD
That voice for Ord... Oh my dog!
I love it!!
:)
That murder in the first story was completely unnecessary.
If he had let him live he would have reported the incident
@@burnttoast5372 if he hadn't provided so much extraneous information and acted a tad more frightened, his buddy would've wrote it off as just an honest cop not wanting to risk significant property damage and loss of life and limb over what could reasonably be an innocent being just wanting a bit of crystalline plucium. Or he could even simply aid a "mysterious being" who may accidentally cause a serious disturbance by his clearly frightening presence without a bit of help.
The truth is Ord, the game was rigged from the start
that it was
Sixteen times the detail; it just works
And since ord wasnt a mailman, he didnt survive.
The only game to play.
great stories, i had a lot of fun listening to them.
on a related note:
can anyone tell me where and how the recurring jokes of nanites and socks came from? were they stories read in the past?
i'd love to understand the references...
I believe it is a joke the narrator came up with himself a while ago
Yeah, I think it’s just a joke the narrator came up with when brainstorming intro ideas. And since he recycles intros instead of recording a new one each time (I think he has 4ish currently in rotation?), the nanite swarm sock one and the speedrunning one which uses the same script but a bit of extra text before and after come up a lot.
I used to have one way back when that was the nanites would eat your toothpaste , so now they are eating socks :D
@@AgroSquerril ok, so long as they dont change my usb charger tip on me again.
@@shadowhenge7118 the nanites don't need to do that , tech companies will do it anyways
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
Story 2, xeno shoots human cyborg in the shoulder and basically just mad him angry.
For the algorithm! So the nanites stop tryin to steal my socks
For the algorithm , they are eager little things , arent they?
Why stop them… they locate you “other sock” by parsing your surface thoughts so simply think of anything you want to be rid of, garbage, weeds, the jerk who cut you off in the carpark and think “oh no not my other sock” and the nanite swarm will take care of it for you in short order.
a sacrifice performed for the nanite swarm
now leave my socks alone!
the marker of the second story should be 8:42
I didn't expect the final of the first story
no one expects the Spanish inquisition... and corrected
Damn that slug must have hurt.
Well that escalated quickly
yup
1st story; hmmm...no...we arent predator per se. And orca is a smarter predator than shark, I think.
2nd story; rip n tear?
rip and tear
RIP AND TEAR!!!!
Bless the Squerril
For the algorithm
I need to be fast. The nanites are currently occupied. I have lost all my socks and they are currently making me sort socks. I have started a with an escape tunnel. Oh no they........................ he............ send...............
oh look , new socks
Omg that ending of the first one! I didn't expect that!
:)
Time to reconstruct the socks with nanites.
Both really entertaining
:)
Ords voice is amazing
:)
NO MY SOCKS!!!!
nom nom
So the mentlegens thing, it has me wondering... Do you play TF2 or was it from that MENTLEGENS meme? And if you do play TF2, what class?
Something my dad used to say when i was young (before memes and TF2 were things :D)
@@AgroSquerril Ah, got it. I only asked because that's the only other place I recognize that from.
@@jameswhite8133 no worries , I have come to realize that it is not a common thing
Dad jokes and bathroom walls were the original memes, campfire stories the original creepypastas.
I think I first heard it on aqua teen hunger force.
For the algorithm and the narrator.
For the algorithm
Ord sounds like Mr Cheese
welp these stories do go zoom
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm
First for the "AGRORITHM "
For the algorithm
that first story the shooter will not be believed and he will go to jail. Hopefully the human got away before word got out. At least that is how I hope the story went.
The Dreen shot the other one.
@@calvingreene90 Accidental weapon discharge you mean. So tragic.
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For the algorithm
neat
:)
Then a predator stalks it's prey you simply hide and do nothing to draw its attention
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For the algorithm
comment for the algorithm god
reply cause i you know ...things
Boom
KAPEW
F.T.A !
boaob the drgn
F.A.S.
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