9 THINGS ONLY SINGLE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND

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  • @jianhao
    @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +12636

    Who here is single af? hahaha

    • @florleano3217
      @florleano3217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      JianHao Tan ✋

    • @nicoleong7719
      @nicoleong7719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      JianHao Tan me but I'm in p5

    • @L霖-v2z
      @L霖-v2z 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      JianHao Tan "I am not single I am double"
      -One of your videos

    • @linkstart2828
      @linkstart2828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Meee 😂

    • @sillyally81
      @sillyally81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      JianHao Tan MEEEE😂

  • @yumihotaru741
    @yumihotaru741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    the sun is alone too..but still shining

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just so beautiful

    • @JunJTF
      @JunJTF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yumi hotaru lmao best comment ever

    • @weisodraws
      @weisodraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But the moon.....

    • @aikku3518
      @aikku3518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      xXBlueShadowXx The sun makes the moon rise too!

    • @weisodraws
      @weisodraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aikku :3 unfortunately the moon doesn't shine😁😁😁

  • @TitanGamersOfficial
    @TitanGamersOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Forever alone...

    • @l.niengboihaokip9817
      @l.niengboihaokip9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      after 3 years you will have a wife and a daughter jianhao

    • @sidtherobloxgamer440
      @sidtherobloxgamer440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@l.niengboihaokip9817 UHHH THAT ALDREY HAPPENED!

    • @caitlinpinn5121
      @caitlinpinn5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Siddu Candy we know

    • @desire6625
      @desire6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sidtherobloxgamer440 *already

    • @siddharth8500
      @siddharth8500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes...

  • @malak0209
    @malak0209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3352

    Single bells
    Single bells
    Single all the wayy
    My crush told me lets be friends
    Single all the way
    Yay.. :(
    (I don't have a crush)

    • @alvin8203
      @alvin8203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Cherryz Life I love this 😂

    • @malak0209
      @malak0209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@alvin8203 Lmao

    • @VulpesFlauros_
      @VulpesFlauros_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      so true :'(

    • @tls1236
      @tls1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      No no, it’s
      Single bells
      Single bells
      Single all the way
      My crush said
      Let’s just be friends
      Friend zoned all the wayyyy

    • @malak0209
      @malak0209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@tls1236 Well It Can Be Both

  • @nynra6584
    @nynra6584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    There should be a 'Singles Day' just right after Valentines Day for people like me. Anyone thinks the same?
    Update: Visiting this comment after 2 years on May 7, 2020. And I didn't know it had 2k+ likes and so many people have been here 😭 How time passes. 😢 My friends I think God forgot to make one for me😑

    • @larrybyrd6596
      @larrybyrd6596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      navin rai agreed.

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Definitely.

    • @HugeMobTowerBoy
      @HugeMobTowerBoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      valonetine
      *pun intended*

    • @abdullahsarker3595
      @abdullahsarker3595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES! Im single cos almost everyone in my school hates me.BTW there are sooo many lesbians in my school.

    • @AB-J
      @AB-J 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There should be one BUT
      We need to think about what people should do on singles day
      e.g. Valentine's Day is there so people can spend time with their special someone

  • @jianhao
    @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    Poppy is the queen

    • @abhinavacharya1469
      @abhinavacharya1469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      JianHao Tan plz ever come to India

    • @abhinavacharya1469
      @abhinavacharya1469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      there r lot of fans waiting for u

    • @gamingthrone9575
      @gamingthrone9575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup..plzz come to India also

    • @RNJK-youtube
      @RNJK-youtube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JianHao Tan who is poopy?

    • @chanduyadav9361
      @chanduyadav9361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow im surprised to see sub continent indians here.

  • @xiaolin6541
    @xiaolin6541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    You sleep, Internet, eat and repeat I do this everyday.

  • @Stones309
    @Stones309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5623

    Now hao hao still doesn't have a girlfriend...
    He has a wife and a baby

  • @toshilikessushi8943
    @toshilikessushi8943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    The most relatable thing I've seen all day

    • @KesCeleste
      @KesCeleste 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Giselle Chionh Ikr.. Phichit_kun

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      yeah../ #foreveralone

    • @pinkupinkusehunnie2710
      @pinkupinkusehunnie2710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ure the worst

    • @sherenezoee4812
      @sherenezoee4812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NoTHaciuri u r soooooooo stupid omg u r disgusting too!!!!!!

    • @sherenezoee4812
      @sherenezoee4812 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      U laaaaa!

  • @lbot6366
    @lbot6366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    The third wheel thing... never get into this, that sucks. And never let your friend feel like the third wheel. Take your time for your gf and take your tome for your friends.

    • @Antony2618
      @Antony2618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2000 Abonnenten ohne Video? Helft mir! :D Amen LMAO

    • @christinerosario6210
      @christinerosario6210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3000 Abonnenten ohne Video? Helft mir! :D yeh true

    • @touxiong519
      @touxiong519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being the third wheel is an art. You just need learn how to disappear the moment they forgot about you. It quite funny if they actually forget you were even there and leave without you. Lol agian it's an art.

    • @oxyyy6467
      @oxyyy6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So then am i god at it since i disappear almost all the time undetected?

  • @saku9269
    @saku9269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Single bell
    Single bell
    Single all the way.
    All what’s fun it is to see
    All couple fight all day
    Hey!
    :’[

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Epic Christmas lyrics 2k18!! XD 👍👍👍

    • @cookiemunch8295
      @cookiemunch8295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow.Creative

    • @normahzainuddin6819
      @normahzainuddin6819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG love it. U r so creative. U should this more often.🤗

    • @alleykhashannona.3331
      @alleykhashannona.3331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)

    • @1cecreampize197
      @1cecreampize197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Single dog
      Single dog
      Single all the day
      See my friend has a girlfriend
      And I am still single hey!

  • @thu4der536
    @thu4der536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4104

    Mom: do you have a girlfriend
    Me: yea but in a different nation
    Mom: what nation

    Me: my imagination

    • @kiyoshi5430
      @kiyoshi5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      😂😂😂

    • @soon1336
      @soon1336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I'll tell the same thing to my mom

    • @HabaouiAdam
      @HabaouiAdam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      How original

    • @nolongerhooman2341
      @nolongerhooman2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It happens when you're an otaku. You don't find the people around you attractive. You can't date an anime character either. So you just imagine having your favorite anime character as girlfriend/boyfriend.

    • @星星-c8u
      @星星-c8u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Boomers: HAHA 😂

  • @Cathleen998
    @Cathleen998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    its alright everyone :(
    we're single cause we're painfully beautiful (according to buzzfeed) ahaha xD

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      AHHAHAHAHA HA HA Hah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa a a a a...... ahhh ahh :(

    • @Cathleen998
      @Cathleen998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      your gf and you (if you like being called beautiful ahaha) are probably outliers though!!

    • @nothinghere5775
      @nothinghere5775 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JianHao Tan Hey JianHao I am Thailand Peoples I want to ask you what eternal crusade Server are you in and what is your name in Eternal crusade (if you think I lie that I am thai here a proof สวัสดี)

    • @Redl1me_
      @Redl1me_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat C Fuck Buzzfeed, like Fuck Buzzed.

    • @kuyusiro9428
      @kuyusiro9428 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat C tat is truee

  • @jab5737
    @jab5737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Reserve a table,
    Dinner for two,
    Who needs a lover,
    when u can eat all the food

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      A for effort

    • @sjsjsjsjsj4769
      @sjsjsjsjsj4769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      JianHao Tan E for effort

    • @juliesim7111
      @juliesim7111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gay Ra Dos b

    • @Alex-lb6hp
      @Alex-lb6hp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wadda pak S for So true

    • @claireclaire3643
      @claireclaire3643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good poem 👏👏

  • @alida8837
    @alida8837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    3:00 Took me a while to understand😂

    • @betelgeuse4568
      @betelgeuse4568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I still dont understand

    • @Shidetsa
      @Shidetsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Chemzz the hotdog represents something that starts with d and the donut represents something that starts with a v

    • @miclisandro6719
      @miclisandro6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah I understand it

    • @theunknown9441
      @theunknown9441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      same

    • @zhongkai5242
      @zhongkai5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Shidetsa thanks for ur explain...

  • @arshadfarah3236
    @arshadfarah3236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    When he was eating the sausage and the old guy came like "EAT THIS!" And gave him a donut I understood very well

  • @typicalhike8673
    @typicalhike8673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    well thats describe my whole life 😅

    • @mariab.3487
      @mariab.3487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol

    • @yaele_flips
      @yaele_flips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Single gang

    • @ylva_v_aamaas5316
      @ylva_v_aamaas5316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!

    • @smatzuu
      @smatzuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      typical hike yeah! And its also weird to see people making out while your single

    • @marioelburro1492
      @marioelburro1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariab.3487 lemme change that lmao jk I have no game😅😑😥

  • @kariririri1
    @kariririri1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Who's here in 2019? When JianHao got married?

    • @Red-on9rw
      @Red-on9rw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Duck

    • @kariririri1
      @kariririri1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yay! I'm not alone! lol

    • @gilda105
      @gilda105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lumine :-)

    • @AMoon-sw2jh
      @AMoon-sw2jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Koya!

    • @nexusace_
      @nexusace_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2019. Maybe,4 months ago?

  • @HarishKumar-uq5ml
    @HarishKumar-uq5ml 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I don't really understand why being single is a like big crime in today's world, most of the successful youth are single people and relationship is gone to such an extend that they can't even define what Love is anymore and now it's all about Lust :(

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's not, but once you reach a certain age people do begin to ask questions. For girls it's along the lines of "Is there something wrong with her? Why aren't guys willing to settle down with her?" And for guys it's along the lines of "Is there something immature about him? Is he not mature enough to settle down and take responsibility?"

    • @shelleynguyen2410
      @shelleynguyen2410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Because it gets different when u grow up, u feel lonely and at one point u want to someone to "share" your love. And no longer can you hang out with friends cause they have girlfriends. At one point it will be depressing in life sometimes because u have no one to love by your side. Sure u have friends and family but they have their own stuffFF. IdK but that's what I think.

    • @LoveleneLeBlanc
      @LoveleneLeBlanc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A couple of reasons behind that: #1.Because deep down, most people don’t like the feeling of being single for so long in their life, #2.There’s gonna come a time when you will eventually want to be with someone, especially if there’s someone you become attracted to or develop strong feelings for, #3.You’re gonna eventually want to have sex with someone, #4.Sometimes there are just too many attractive people in the world for you to stay single, and #5.then there’s being third-wheeled all the time. I’m sure the list could go on, especially if people have their personal reasons behind it.

    • @daraptor5281
      @daraptor5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lovelene2105 Le Blanc yea the time I will feel like entering a relationship is the time I'm dead

    • @samatoki3495
      @samatoki3495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im a girl almost 20 not interested in sex. I hate being sexually active with someone so im single on purpose and im just ugly lol.

  • @monmaka
    @monmaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    my friends:crying over being single for a week
    me:been single for 13 years probably 10 more YEARS

  • @lovemecom3832
    @lovemecom3832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Sometimes being single is a smart choice because you don't depend your happiness to someone else and you don't need to invest on someone who will just break your heart. But it's your choice because there are pros and cons to every situation so bettter choose the things that makes your heart happy.

    • @seriouslatte9167
      @seriouslatte9167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m gay. Maybe Gong Gong will give me a donut, not a sausage.

    • @sarangfied
      @sarangfied 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well said some people are just made to be single.. there should be no rush and get heartbroken again and again

    • @Senpai_Kunn
      @Senpai_Kunn ปีที่แล้ว

      Its so lonely though since I have no friends and im not dating anyone T-T I do understand that though having someone by your side could be very painful to me at most times. Which is why just making friends is hard since I always feel so insecure thinking I made a mistake or they don’t like me/ don’t think of me as a friend. Its better for me to stick alone since i can just focus on school and not feel anxious but at the same time its so lonely and difficult everyday..

  • @hi24626
    @hi24626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    It's nice to stay single...
    You won't have to share your snacks with anyone else.

    • @xconankunx4530
      @xconankunx4530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Random Girl
      you must be mudda fat. jks 😈

    • @hi24626
      @hi24626 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Konan Kun haha XD Well I AM gaining weight lolol... still love mah snacks~

    • @xconankunx4530
      @xconankunx4530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Random Girl
      more cushion for the pushing. built for comfort not speed. 😏

    • @masrybeyhebelyoutubemy8231
      @masrybeyhebelyoutubemy8231 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Girl who are u.....damn it I hate being single

    • @dankmemesandmusic
      @dankmemesandmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FeelsGoodMan

  • @soyboy6832
    @soyboy6832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    i spend half of my day sleeping and the other half watching random stuff

    • @NakulA2730
      @NakulA2730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i like pie I was ur 100th like

    • @ap-ks9ey
      @ap-ks9ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I spend my whole day playing pc eat and sleep that all

    • @harveychiefe8508
      @harveychiefe8508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "random"

  • @wangjingyi4360
    @wangjingyi4360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Debbie must be so offended when she sees this because she’s already your wife, oof

    • @ibnbattuta7031
      @ibnbattuta7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it's a skit.

    • @v9151
      @v9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Debbie is literally the woman in the video

    • @AnAmazingAmazonAlexa
      @AnAmazingAmazonAlexa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@v9151 true

    • @HALYNNNNN
      @HALYNNNNN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Wang Jin YI
      Dude its just for fun

  • @meowman9084
    @meowman9084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    " *Hi I'm Poppy* "

    • @proudtobeaslytherin7431
      @proudtobeaslytherin7431 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MeowMan I am scared to death now. WHY DID YOU MENTION POPPY???!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰

    • @LOVAR7
      @LOVAR7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:45 Creepy

    • @marikadesho8507
      @marikadesho8507 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MeowMan Hi Poppy, my name is jeff

  • @giocuthbert7921
    @giocuthbert7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    3:00 i see what you did there...

    • @adralenagd2669
      @adralenagd2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gio Cuthbert oh god now I see it

    • @dea368
      @dea368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @dracotunes
      @dracotunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This and Grindr

    • @scpfoundation8597
      @scpfoundation8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t understand the joke

    • @dea368
      @dea368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Its because he was eating a sausage and it's gay eating them so gong gong gave him a bagel since it means a girls part since he thought he was gay

  • @andeeeideiii1447
    @andeeeideiii1447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    And years later, they got married and is now expecting a baby

    • @yikxuan2977
      @yikxuan2977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      andeeei deiii and now the baby is already out

    • @johnethanwilliamsolo1025
      @johnethanwilliamsolo1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And now we have Baby Starley!

    • @periottt6896
      @periottt6896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U forgot she gave birth and is raising that baby👶 LOL😂😂😂

  • @ARMY-MOA-Engene-cv2js
    @ARMY-MOA-Engene-cv2js 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "doesn't bother to look good"
    JianHao: *looks great in the hooded jacket*
    Hmmmm I think not xD

  • @blackballoons2555
    @blackballoons2555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    this message has been edited twice so it doesn’t make sense but stream montero

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      none of this makes sense anymore.

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      what are you talking about this video is totally PC okay? No titties no cuss words no views

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AHHAA TRUE

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Took me forever to realise the jokes and i fucking fell off my chair from laughing

    • @Mintshake_bunny
      @Mintshake_bunny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OHMY, I just realised thanks to this comment xDD I just passed it like 'probably another SG joke/ a reference to something I don't get' but wow I'm stupid :D

  • @NoyumiAo
    @NoyumiAo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    it's okay, we all secretly watch Poppy

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I do more than just watch...

    • @NoyumiAo
      @NoyumiAo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      JianHao Tan oh... hmm, better if you stay single! 😂

    • @abhivenkat581
      @abhivenkat581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JianHao Tan think u r totally free 2day bro

    • @nightowl2782
      @nightowl2782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol true

    • @ploppatartu5378
      @ploppatartu5378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JianHao Tan Wth what??😂😂

  • @davidjohnrico6362
    @davidjohnrico6362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    i’m still single what about you?

    • @renniemaharaj
      @renniemaharaj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anime Panda me too

    • @Ryenalds071
      @Ryenalds071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Single I am and so I will end.

    • @sophier3152
      @sophier3152 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anime Panda same😔

    • @bryllereyel7592
      @bryllereyel7592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anime Panda violets are not blue

    • @misasa2176
      @misasa2176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dominus Imperial no shit sherlock

  • @macyrabino8470
    @macyrabino8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Everyone around me is sleeping and
    I screamed when Denise was Bryan's girlfriend😂😂

    • @randomcubing7106
      @randomcubing7106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too, but surely denise looks magnificent

    • @paulineang7907
      @paulineang7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha me too

    • @ineranan2233
      @ineranan2233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same af 😆
      my whole life is a lie after that 🙂

  • @kn9733
    @kn9733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I don't know why people always associate being single as something bad?? Are people really that desperate? Some people make it seem like it's the end of the world.
    This video was funny I just wanted to say something

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thats what I realized thats why I think this video is a little different :P shows the good and bad sides

    • @freshmarcent2741
      @freshmarcent2741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah well... When you finally get a girlfriend & after a year or two in the relationship, you're obviously going to want more as you thought getting a girlfriend was going to be more cooler than you thought...

    • @someguy9520
      @someguy9520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wotz wright im like 1.5yrs into a relationship and sometimes i feel like being single would benefit my cycling training and social environment like friends an colleagues. But after some thought im still happy to have my gf. Kinda strange

    • @annabellebhagwandeen1306
      @annabellebhagwandeen1306 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orange Jams Jimin true. BTW armyyyyyy

  • @gamerricey-minecraftroblox7689
    @gamerricey-minecraftroblox7689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Jian Hao: "I don't like having a girlfriend. I like being single."
    Poppy: "I will hunt for you, Jian Hao. You will be mine. Action: *poppy does her creepy face*
    RIP Jian Hao 2K17

    • @alive65
      @alive65 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude, it’s been 5 months, and you still haven’t closed the parenthesis

    • @dominantpersona3326
      @dominantpersona3326 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GamerRicey -Minecraft, Roblox, The Sims 4 & Games cringe

    • @tomatoboi5735
      @tomatoboi5735 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GamerRicey -Minecraft, Roblox, The Sims 4 & Games popy?

  • @ankitdas8200
    @ankitdas8200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I am single too....😔
    And this video shows the real me.

    • @rockon795
      @rockon795 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello darkness, my old friend...

  • @revertingthemoldways
    @revertingthemoldways 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Everything you do, you do for yourself.
    "And all I loved, I love alone " Edgar Allan Poe ❤❤

  • @shreeprajan9435
    @shreeprajan9435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I dead laughed when his father changed his breakfast to......

    • @reddinosaur5491
      @reddinosaur5491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umm its his grandfather

    • @xiumin9273
      @xiumin9273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Died* nit dead

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shree Prajan how old are you? 11?

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parik Satu no one cares

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parik Satu ah okay

  • @aoevapor8702
    @aoevapor8702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    ... The donut and sausage joke thoo
    Edit : wow 334 likes most likes i gotten so far

    • @donatiuspynethz1296
      @donatiuspynethz1296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      TyranT fuck now I understand what the joke was about. He should not eat sausage because it is gay

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How did I miss that...

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Donatius Pynethz there’s nothing wrong with that bro

    • @donatiuspynethz1296
      @donatiuspynethz1296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes I know it was just a joke

    • @swagsenpai7701
      @swagsenpai7701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just now got it because of your comment lmao

  • @AzZulski
    @AzZulski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    I get the joke the sausage and the donut
    Is sex

    • @camelcam6008
      @camelcam6008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      ohhhhh! he was eating dic but his dad thinks he gay so he gave donut

    • @afshariyas5587
      @afshariyas5587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Az Zulski what?

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Az Zulski I _just_ got the joke 😂

    • @afshariyas5587
      @afshariyas5587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roben what is it?

    • @shadowx2561
      @shadowx2561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huh?!?

  • @melissa-sj4rr
    @melissa-sj4rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    3:00 OML IM WHEEZING
    after gong gong asked if hao was gay who else got that
    2019 any1?

    • @giocuthbert7921
      @giocuthbert7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!!!!

    • @giocuthbert7921
      @giocuthbert7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Parik Satu i'm 13 and look what he is eating. You know...

    • @user-vt3xj6ii7p
      @user-vt3xj6ii7p 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oohhhh I get it now

    • @spo0q178
      @spo0q178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ARMYY

  • @polo2678
    @polo2678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    you shouldnt leave that window unlocked from now on... XD

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      uh oh...

  • @GhostJPS
    @GhostJPS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    My current life in a nutshell

  • @normahzainuddin6819
    @normahzainuddin6819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Those who dislike doesn't appreciate it. He work so hard on the videos!😩😞

    • @kittyplayer
      @kittyplayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Normah Zainuddin IKR THEY SHOULD DIEEEE
      too far oops

    • @normahzainuddin6819
      @normahzainuddin6819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kittyplayer I really think u gone tooooo far.🤐

    • @noonebossesthegarnet2890
      @noonebossesthegarnet2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nahh, the dislike button is another way to say “dis i like”

    • @tanujamorrow6813
      @tanujamorrow6813 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I agree

    • @sushi-pm9ib
      @sushi-pm9ib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is their opinion you can't go and tell them not to like or dislike vids. Everyone here has an opinion, like some of you guys like it, you like the vid and some people dislike it they don't like it.

  • @willashei
    @willashei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Jianhao:I’m fine being single
    Also jianhao: **married to debbie**
    Me:bruh

    • @seoox7721
      @seoox7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      strawbxrrytae딸기태 ya he’s fine bc he’s taken but I don’t mind being single bc I’m still a kid

  • @Soze-zw1uy
    @Soze-zw1uy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    I have something better than a girl
    Consoles and video games

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have something better than a partner *high ten
      -Yaoi-

    • @jaybn4350
      @jaybn4350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Those won't break your heart at least 😂

    • @luxury2092
      @luxury2092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I agree, except I'm a girl.

    • @p4lladion
      @p4lladion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meeee

  • @zoyamalik3289
    @zoyamalik3289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I am 21 years old still single no boyfriend yet . I never get into relationship. first achieve ur goals make ur parents proud then marry becoz I truly believe in arrange marriage. my friends like "if u study Nd love books no one is going to marry u" what serious???

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      zoya malik u like arrange marraiges lol u suck bet u r Indian some people like nerd partners by the way

    • @zoyamalik3289
      @zoyamalik3289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Domins mob don't call him herd partner.. intensionally our parents never ever select a wrong person as their daughter life parents it's a beautiful gift from them. I truly believe in arrange marriage happiness of our parents all functions everything . it's more better than hurting our parents by doing love marriage and live our life without our parents blessings.

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      zoya malik love marriages are good only if you find a good life partner and if your parents are open minded. after all its our life and we cant always do what someone else wants us to do and our parents can select a wrong person if they don't know the reality of that person maybe he pretends to be good but actually he is an evil inside it is good to marry someone whom you trust and already know well

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      zoya malik and by the way why are you referring to yourself as him?

    • @xnk8555
      @xnk8555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      zoya malik Arranged marriage is a joke. It's you who have to spend the rest of ur life with the person you marry not ur mom nd dad so it should be your choice.

  • @sirroderic4794
    @sirroderic4794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    I'm single but not for long
    I'll have a girlfriend in a few months
    (Don't ask how)

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Hyper Rifle fine I'll tell you
      She told me its too early to be dating so we have to get to know each other better

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Volacious what?

    • @Rebornedi
      @Rebornedi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      JaderGDYT So ur telling me that she friendzoned u and u didn’t even realised? Lol

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No she likes me too
      And we have a date planed

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She told me we are gonna be a couple one day
      That one day is in a few months

  • @mikecher9890
    @mikecher9890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You can be lonely within the crowd, or you can be strong being alone....

  • @xxgachakittenxx6755
    @xxgachakittenxx6755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    being single is a win win but a lose at the same time, ya kmow?

  • @kreyzgr5167
    @kreyzgr5167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Youre right i can underdtand you, but only the one with the dating apps is wrong, i have 0 and dont need a girlfriend, im weird and single is the best 4me.

  • @Rachel-nw3gu
    @Rachel-nw3gu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    My boyfriend is Nutella ☺️

  • @gabrielle258
    @gabrielle258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:34
    JianHao: I mean, touch it touch it!
    Me watching in 2020 during corona virus: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

  • @devilboy1444
    @devilboy1444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    i'm single... i don't have friends.. i always wear a mask, but i'm still happy..
    why i don't want to be in a relationship is because... i can never be in one.. i'm too ugly..
    i wear a mask because i'm a pretty risky and secretive + mysterious person...
    the reason why i don't have friends is because i like being alone.. forever and yes, like you think.. i'm a weird person

    • @Yuras649
      @Yuras649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Devil Boy bro i‘m not ugly .. neither am I Pretty, I like been around people, and also like been alone. Iv had 5 Realationships, but no friends. Lol sad life, now I’m single 4 hole 7 months. Life sucks.

    • @jassicastifani6186
      @jassicastifani6186 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here, but sometimes feel lonely tho

    • @shouryaamrut7736
      @shouryaamrut7736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Devil Boy ARE YOU POPPY.?.!!

    • @devilboy1444
      @devilboy1444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kirke - i'm 23. a bit older than you. :D and i've never been in a relationship too...
      and yes, people think that being alone is some kind of a bad thing. but i guess at some point in your life you have to be alone, one way or another...

    • @devilboy1444
      @devilboy1444 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shourya Amrut - i'm more than POPPY!!! :D

  • @NightHoundd11
    @NightHoundd11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    that wood joke....LMAO

  • @boiboi8591
    @boiboi8591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This guy just explain my daily life in 5 mins

  • @aleekalexiecampos133
    @aleekalexiecampos133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Marvel studios: wakanda forever!!!
    Single people:Alone forever!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cereol7750
    @cereol7750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Omg... I can relate to every “single” thing is this video. (I’m crying right now 😂😂)

  • @RakeshKumar-ef9pq
    @RakeshKumar-ef9pq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Hello JianHao Tan
    I am from India and I like your videos very much. 3 days ago , I watched a video of yours and it was so good that whole day I spent my time in watching your videos.

    • @rakhalroy4411
      @rakhalroy4411 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same like me i am spent my whole day watching his videos

  • @dr.harmanankaur2768
    @dr.harmanankaur2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    4:18 she is ur real girlfriend... And now ur wife to be!!!!

  • @Dj-ow4op
    @Dj-ow4op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is disturbingly accurate to my life 😂

  • @chrischewc
    @chrischewc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    HAHAHA good job bro

    • @anjay4450
      @anjay4450 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @OrionnPax
    @OrionnPax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    JIANHAO YOU'RE THE BEST!!!! DONT STOP MAKING AMAZING VIDEOS PLEASE!!!!!

  • @sayantankar7208
    @sayantankar7208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me. It's like you are saying you're hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground.😢

  • @christinen4093
    @christinen4093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are literally the best TH-camr ever!!!!!!! I watch you 24/7 literally!!
    😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Sai-kg7bv
    @Sai-kg7bv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This video.....
    Is the definition of me 😂😂😂😂

  • @potatopatata1511
    @potatopatata1511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Single pringle and proud of it!

  • @Jesusimfruguys
    @Jesusimfruguys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    No one will buy them,
    It's painful but true.

  • @roohani610
    @roohani610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I LEGIT DIED WHEN GONG GONG CHANGED HIS FOOD... DID Y'ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS SKSKDJF 😏

    • @lovely-gt3ox
      @lovely-gt3ox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Voldemort I'll explain it.
      sausage: a man's, uh, let's say, wood.
      donut: a woman's... you get it.
      so basically he said he was into women. and gong gong replaced the sausage because he's worried that'll turn him gay.

    • @nicodiangel6503
      @nicodiangel6503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Insfired I get ur user name. INsFirEd mAaAAaaaAaAan😂💜 BTS

    • @roohani610
      @roohani610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicodiangel6503 yesss 😂😂💜 also hi army

    • @spo0q178
      @spo0q178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ARMYYY

    • @roohani610
      @roohani610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spo0q178 HI

  • @icyrita7308
    @icyrita7308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Debi, shes so cute and perfect, I’m inspired by her confidence and beauty 🥰🤩

  • @abelxotesfaye406
    @abelxotesfaye406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just had a breakup yesterday😖
    Watching this video made me alive again like there's other things i could do
    Like imma full time gamer. Soon gonn get start up gaming TH-cam
    Ths is crazy but now i feel like i shd start my crazy life alone😇

  • @emeraldzzjh8512
    @emeraldzzjh8512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ROSES ARE RED,
    VOLIETS ARE BLUE,
    BUNCHA WEARING A CUTE HOODIE,
    IZ ALL I NEED!!!

  • @ScarBrosBlackSmokeScarBrosBlac
    @ScarBrosBlackSmokeScarBrosBlac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I understand all of that... I have experienced almost all of them, apart from the date apps, and at the start I was "Well, I'm not appealing to girls, fine whatever" and as time was passing I saw THE BOIS (my "gang" all having a relationship). Then one day I thought "Well, everyone's busy their gfs. Seeing them happy makes me grateful" then a few crushes in and out I ended up saying "Of course y'all will reject and friendzone me because you prefer bad boys (aka dickheads) and all muscular guys who lack brain cells". Now I'm swinging between the thought "Forget everything and just focus on your career and climb the mountain towards your success" and "I'm so lonely. When will I ever get at least one date, not a gf, just a date"
    Being lonely sometimes make me feel like I am mighty and powerful and other times I feel like I'm a sinner who is being punished in hell

    • @dianarain120
      @dianarain120 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey am a loner too ...I think a lot about life am losing it

  • @maddygrabham136
    @maddygrabham136 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    ThatPoppy

    • @starsinthedarkness6315
      @starsinthedarkness6315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy

    • @frootyfabulous101
      @frootyfabulous101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Frooty I'm Frooty I am Frooty I'm Frooty I'm Frooty I'm Frooty I am Frooty.

    • @salmaalsalem5170
      @salmaalsalem5170 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha lol Maddy

    • @allianimation1507
      @allianimation1507 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poppy gives me the nightmares

    • @prajwalgaming664
      @prajwalgaming664 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maddy Grabham oh really

  • @fennefoxx
    @fennefoxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That one friend who hides in your yard waiting for you to be bored...

  • @mexyou292
    @mexyou292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I actually think there is difrence betwen girl & boy singel

    • @gravykinss
      @gravykinss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well I'm a single girl and relate to everything

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Single boy here 👋
      I'll never get a girl 😖

    • @katemarie5924
      @katemarie5924 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      how tho i relate so much to everything in dis tho

    • @potatoesandtomatoes6817
      @potatoesandtomatoes6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh
      We are just extra awkward with opposite sex

    • @EllySoccerstar
      @EllySoccerstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      # MExYOU why

  • @Varun_79
    @Varun_79 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The struggle is real, Thanks for the video

  • @nimakp2039
    @nimakp2039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YESSS.... I LOVE BEING SINGLE.... No Girlfriend 😌😌 Money free
    I feel good when there is no girls around me

  • @elliepuppyfan9579
    @elliepuppyfan9579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    at 0:01 who else spot the dog at the bed

    • @jeromegoh6293
      @jeromegoh6293 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellie puppyfan that's buon cha

    • @aznxkaoru_3437
      @aznxkaoru_3437 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellie puppyfan that my friend is buncha

    • @美千子秋本
      @美千子秋本 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ellie puppyfan spoted*

    • @piaalexandracabezas1938
      @piaalexandracabezas1938 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellie puppyfan I saw it. it was JianHao's dog it's name is Buncha.

    • @pearlyntuen7098
      @pearlyntuen7098 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realized it, 😂 haha

  • @kizkuzgamer7264
    @kizkuzgamer7264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You want to go out on my place theres more wood you can touch there
    HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @lovely-gt3ox
      @lovely-gt3ox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the inside joke of the sausage and donut haha😂

  • @alexamaxineaguilar350
    @alexamaxineaguilar350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its good seeing jian hao younger in this video, but now he has a wife and a beautiful baby girl , hope you to have a happy life 💕
    Who's watching this in 2021 ?!?!

  • @ronaldgogoi3491
    @ronaldgogoi3491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    4:10 I feel the same

  • @melolusion5718
    @melolusion5718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    the amount of sexual innuendos in this video though lol

  • @lilpluto3860
    @lilpluto3860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *He watching Poppy while eating Cheetos that is literally me*

    • @artsy4667
      @artsy4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lilpluto lol

  • @kohamy8910
    @kohamy8910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Me, because I’m a child

  • @sanjanasonakshichinnee5352
    @sanjanasonakshichinnee5352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I really loves your videos ..
    Keep doing it..
    And yeaH u R vry handsome ❤❤

  • @saketkulkarni4544
    @saketkulkarni4544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY

  • @utterlunacy
    @utterlunacy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    IT TOOK ME A MIN TO UNDERSTAND THE FOOD JOKE ABOUT THE HOTDOG AND BAGEL

    • @rodolfos4052
      @rodolfos4052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Soft Hair it was easy to understand

    • @venixcringe5469
      @venixcringe5469 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soft Hair m

    • @freshmarcent2741
      @freshmarcent2741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LOL, don't eat boy stuff, eat girl stuff!

    • @kylesimpson6729
      @kylesimpson6729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soft Hair your not alone

    • @nathanbarucha3944
      @nathanbarucha3944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol i understood that after reading this comment xD

  • @minichuus
    @minichuus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:00 LOOK CLOSELY ON THE HANGER THE SHIRT WAS ON..
    (Hint: fell..)

  • @friendlyhands_
    @friendlyhands_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Single af"? Okay if you really every are single just contact me man you cute😂

  • @majimeow3098
    @majimeow3098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am single - so - no plans! Guess I'll just watch JianHao Tan videos all day long! :D

  • @LactiC
    @LactiC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    so you made this video just to tell us that you are a big fan of poppy ..
    RESPECT

  • @rose4lyfe
    @rose4lyfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a single person, I can confirm this true af! XD

  • @bandsfv
    @bandsfv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:41 they’re controllers aren’t even on lol😂

  • @vedansh.97
    @vedansh.97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rm : we want to focus on our career so it's hard to date
    Haohao: I'm trying to focus on my career so I cant date.

  • @tiagonunes2376
    @tiagonunes2376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Literally my life in a nutshell

  • @hoon09
    @hoon09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved how the hanger swinged round and round

  • @irfxnezwxndy
    @irfxnezwxndy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    HAHAHA BRYAN IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON NOW ON YOUR CHANNEL .. WHEN I LOOK AT HIM , HE SHOWS ME POSITIVITY AHHA

    • @qezlix
      @qezlix 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      IrfanEzwandy no one gives a fuck loser

  • @seanwong6171
    @seanwong6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Water the plants alone. “Can’t make next Friday cause I have to water the plants and it’ll take like 10mins.”

  • @aelishajazzgarcia
    @aelishajazzgarcia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    who's here after jianhao's proposal!?

    • @nicodiangel6503
      @nicodiangel6503 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nvm that! Who’s here after his kid was born?