NO matter what you've been through no matter what you've done Jesus STILL LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HE LOVES YOU WITH INFINITE LOVE We've all sinned and deserve hell but THE GOOD NEWS IS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS PAYING THE PRICE SO THOUGH FAITH IN HIM WE WILL BE SAVED BECUASE HE LOVES YOU the prodigal and return to God son he sinned against the father God and ran away from him and sinned agianst the father but he came back The father was so happy to have him back that while he was still a long ways off he ran towards him and embraced him Back then distinguished men wouldn't run as it was seen as disgraceful but the father loved the son so much and was so happy to have him back he ran towards him anyway and when he did he took him back into his family with open arms even slaughtering the fat and cow which was a big deal only killed for specail occasions which they had been preparing That's how God will be if you come back to him because he loves you and just wants to have you back (This story is in luke 15:11-33) You are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name AmenYou are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name Amen
Yeah, a ban on freedom includes freedom of expression. You literally couldn't talk because doing so means freely choosing your words. After 2010 the ban was lifted and history continued.
SHE, HE and ME all being Jehovahs Witness in Medieval Germany was not on my bingo card edit: AND HE going to America and being imprisoned for his faith, AND somehow converting to Catholicism and becoming Pope? Wow ok
Well ancient East Germanic tribes did adopt Arian Christianity as their religion, which theologically foreruns Jehovah Witnesses toca remarkable extent.
@@ajoajoajoaj Arianism isn't even the same thing as Jehovah's witnesses. Arianism just says that Jesus is the Son of God and separate from him, having been begotten by god, and therefore there was a time where Jesus didn't exist. That's literally it.
Erst recht die Geschichte von IHM, die ja die gesamte Geschichte des Universums und allem existierendem beinhaltet. Egal worum es geht, ER war daran beteiligt
The laundry room. I can't stop thinking about the laundry room. Women were sent from it, and there was a whole war between women and Denmark. Some dirty secrets were uncovered in this room, apparently.
If I remember correctly, I was sleeping when it actually happened, but I was called by a lot of people at the same time. I went through a lot to actually know why my phone blew up
1:44 “According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.” 😂
I like to think that in this timeline, Germany won WW2 as it does not talk about any exact German defeat, and it seems the Allies did awful in this timeline. I mean, Germany did so well they got a colony in Korea.
Okay, so HE seems to be responsible for most of the major religions. Also, considering what we know about Frederick the Great, his army's activities in this timeline make a lot of sense
Wow, bro! This is a utterly mind blowing accurate summary of the factual german history! Even the 869 "Battle with Barry" is covered, wich was a fundamental turningpoint, but it does not get the attention it deserves , because all this "Real jeovas whitness" stuff was in hintsight totaly blown out of porortion by the damn Lederhosen poser wannabe´s 💪💪🖤❤💛
O.k., I knew of the medieval yearly garlic celebration in my South German home town, but the garlic war was new to me. No surprise however, there were less important issues wars broke out over.
I found this quite chaotically humorous! Now, we have plenty of Jehovah's Witnesses, Serbia turned Lutheran, and Ukraine had a debt crisis for some reason? That last one would be better for a bad translation of Ukrainian history (which you _should_ make, in my opinion). Thanks for the video!
13:49 I'm mad because you skipped 57 years of history. Especially the most interesting bit of cold war and reunion. Man there had been so much more content.
That some "germans" are depicktes as Trump with other clothings.... I just wanna remember, when Trump talked about his German blood in front of former Chancellor Merkel, she laught xD She never laughts!
I didn't laugh as much. Untill "War. War can be devastating and devastating, especially in germany." And I lost my shit in the from 1914 onwards hahaha.
3:46 tbf puffin dice odddal being 1.6km away from austria would probably mean it being in Bavaria and honestly, that would be reason enough to not visit a 5 star property
"War can be devastating AND devestating, especially in Germany."
Evergreen Wisdom 🤯
NO matter what you've been through no matter what you've done Jesus STILL LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HE LOVES YOU WITH INFINITE LOVE We've all sinned and deserve hell but THE GOOD NEWS IS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS PAYING THE PRICE SO THOUGH FAITH IN HIM WE WILL BE SAVED BECUASE HE LOVES YOU the prodigal and return to God son he sinned against the father God and ran away from him and sinned agianst the father but he came back The father was so happy to have him back that while he was still a long ways off he ran towards him and embraced him Back then distinguished men wouldn't run as it was seen as disgraceful but the father loved the son so much and was so happy to have him back he ran towards him anyway and when he did he took him back into his family with open arms even slaughtering the fat and cow which was a big deal only killed for specail occasions which they had been preparing That's how God will be if you come back to him because he loves you and just wants to have you back (This story is in luke 15:11-33)
You are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED
Prayer for giving your life to Christ
Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name AmenYou are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED
Prayer for giving your life to Christ
Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name Amen
It is wisdom only we may hold
@@jermainereyem7635 "Well, you're not wrong..."
"If there's one thing I learned from my time in the army, its that war - war can be devastating and devastating, especially in Germany."
- Fallout
Accurate Description of the 30 years war.
I feel like the German Republic of Korea might be a reason why there was no major events from 1968 to 2010
What Happened in 2010
Yeah, a ban on freedom includes freedom of expression. You literally couldn't talk because doing so means freely choosing your words. After 2010 the ban was lifted and history continued.
@@NicolasHaufe Eather Cold war, Korian war or Vietnam war one of the three
@@dunkelheit5055 It was a *special* ban on freedom.
@@wildfire9280 Exactly, that's why it was lifted in 2010. Otherwise the video would have ended there.
9:25 RIP Busmark
Press F to pay respects to Busmark
F
F for Auto Edward Leopold wann Busmark Schönhausen.
F
F
F
As a German, I can say all of those Events are Canon. Even to this day, we still mourn the loss of Chile 😢😢😢😢 Gone, but not forgotten 😔😔🫡🫡🫡
Ich öffnete eine spezielle Flasche auf Diet Charlemagne in memory.
As a fellow german i can also confirm that, especially around here, war is devastating and devastating
Ah yes, my favorite empire.
*BIGTIT*
@@newyorkedit0r I for one welcome our new THICC big tiddy overlords.
My ancestors fought in the Women's War, I am so happy that it gets recognition here.
I’m glad people are finally taking the Women’s War seriously, my mom was killed in that war before I was born.
Same, but mine were on the side of Denmark
We never exit out of the bubble after 8:02, meaning that everything after that point was actually just said by sarah
no, it just was specified that sarah says somrthing, but wasn't specified what
Huh.
Wow it was a story all along.....
As an American, I can confirm that children who survived eating at Chili’s are an evolutionary miracle.
SHE, HE and ME all being Jehovahs Witness in Medieval Germany was not on my bingo card
edit: AND HE going to America and being imprisoned for his faith, AND somehow converting to Catholicism and becoming Pope? Wow ok
Goodbye little sheep.
Well ancient East Germanic tribes did adopt Arian Christianity as their religion, which theologically foreruns Jehovah Witnesses toca remarkable extent.
@ true but Jehovah’s Witnesses refers specifically to that one denomination so it’s just funny lol
@@ajoajoajoaj Arianism isn't even the same thing as Jehovah's witnesses. Arianism just says that Jesus is the Son of God and separate from him, having been begotten by god, and therefore there was a time where Jesus didn't exist.
That's literally it.
He was Muslim at some point too 💀💀💀
Is this the first video where Cambodia hasn't made an appearence? I'm shocked!
Germany scared off Cambodia.
Chile accepted the baton
Tru
Cambodia is taking a break
Instead the translator never could decide if it was talking about Austria or Australia
British Napoleon is not real, he cannot hurt you
British Napoleon: 8:17
Napoleon's great-grandnephew served in the British army as an officer That's not even a joke that actually happened
The first gay appearing in Europe, only for insertion and entering to follow... O_O
Can't believe Germany invented gays
German history is freaky af
He was not appeared just to waste time, you know
I love German inventions 🥰
Geyman
The strawberry syndrome pandemic was so deadly. Glad to see it covered in such a respectful manner
Das sollte man im Geschichtsunterricht für mehr Nationalstolz zeigen
I lost it at Busmark 😂
Erst recht die Geschichte von IHM, die ja die gesamte Geschichte des Universums und allem existierendem beinhaltet.
Egal worum es geht, ER war daran beteiligt
We need badly translated Danish history, we need to learn more about this war on women they had going on.
Well it started in 368 and ended in 1370, we know that much
That lasted for 1002 years
Women are persistent@@MultinationalCrabLegion
Good to see that HE is 42,051 years old, that answers that question
I’m not sure. It could also mean that it’s been 17 years since he died the last time.
@@ZarexianMapperHE canonically was born and died multiple times, so yeah
HE played the game twice so maybe His age is much more
Never ask a man his salary,
A woman her age, and THE man what he did in Germany between 1933 and 1945.
Possibly similar to He in Argentina from 1976-83.
Most likely similar to
Never ask a THE man what HE did in Northamerica between 1776-1890
*German companies, but yeah.
Or his family. or during ww1. that was also Germanys Third Rich.
Ww1 was germanys third reich? Very interesting.@@Forest_on_pawsz
I like the sudden whiplash from "his age is 125" to "his age is 17"
1:25 Did we just find Biggus Dickus’s sister?
It's still a he(-us is masculine)
@@leszekryniec7054Transmasc icon
ICON
The laundry room. I can't stop thinking about the laundry room. Women were sent from it, and there was a whole war between women and Denmark. Some dirty secrets were uncovered in this room, apparently.
Yeah we don’t talk about that war here in Denmark 😂
2028 Is the planned year to finnish building the bridge which goes from Germany to Denmark. I think they already moved it to 2029 I believe
Yes, I love Austria-Hunger, Busmark, President Loganburg and the German Republic of Korea.
As a Russian...
I can confirm.
That we are
Unlike locusts.
Unlike locusts.
Meow
I dunno, that's exactly what a locust would say.
I am learning Russian. I have to say that the Russian language is definitely unlike locust sounds.
@@angelaboleyartist357 moyo uvazheniye.
I can also confirm but I still think Italian sounds like a drunk person. (No offense!!!) I don't even know why I think that.
4:41
HE thought: "I am bored. Let's become a Jehovah's Witness."
As a German, I can confirm that in 637 bike died.
Truly one of the most tragic moments in all of Germany‘s history. 😭
You know a StarvHarv video is going to ben a banger when it starts with He Lore
HE always looks the same, no matter the age
A gay banger in this particular case.
this episode's in memory of Busmark.
And the other half million that died, but mainly Busmark
Deutschland History boutta go crazy
12:44 I’m not sure whether to be scared, or be afraid… be both
Finally someone talks about this😭
Everything has been awful ever since Buswark was killed.
Granted, it's also been bad before, but rip Buswark.
Love how it just completely skipped over the revolutions and the DDR
The 1953 was kind of a GDR one. With the construction workers😬
@tst2363 Ah, yea, but like- that it-
Dance Dance Revolution?
@@Kingdom_Of_Dreamsnah, the other one
Diet Charlamagne is on the legendary worm diet.
where were you when chile die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"chile dead.”
“no”
If I remember correctly, I was sleeping when it actually happened, but I was called by a lot of people at the same time. I went through a lot to actually know why my phone blew up
As a German, thanks for the refresh. I am going to rock that test about our entire history.
2:15 HE died without a child.
My son died without inheritance.
Is HE the narrator's son?
So the women's war starts in 368 (AD) ends in 1370 for Denmark, so that is over 1000 years of war. Impressive.
As a German, I would like to say that all of this happened. I was there.
Are you HE?
9:16 austria hunger 😭
Burgerkrieg
Burgerpest, Hunger
🍔
1:44 “According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.” 😂
AM
Unlike locusts. Unlike locusts.
Thank you for spreading awareness about the strawberry syndrome
I like to think that in this timeline, Germany won WW2 as it does not talk about any exact German defeat, and it seems the Allies did awful in this timeline. I mean, Germany did so well they got a colony in Korea.
Actually, in this timeline war ended earlier in 1943 with the destruction of 6mm of German army...
Whatever followed next wasn't WW2 I think
Even google confusing Austria with Australia
Can't really blame google translate. The names are similar
Probably what is meant is Austrasia.
5:39 It seems that Google Translate is well-versed in the Chronovisor conspiracy theory.
0:18
first ever recorded say gex in existence
Gex
gex is bexst
gex in existence
Not really but funny gex
gex
1:25 clearly life of brian was a historical piece, just in the wrong continent
Yeah, Brian probably wound up in the wrong continent.
Man "He" lived for a very long, and got killed 2 times, and he also became the pope.
As a American born German who has never been to Germany, I am very excited to visit Germany this history is truly fascinating
Suggestion: Do this with the timelines of some fictional universe that have them like Star Wars
There is a great mistranslation of Revenge of the Sith on YT. 'Star War, The Third Gathers : Backstroke of the West'. Absolutely hilarious.
bless the 60 to 80 construction workers in berlin that allowed for the Wirtschaftswunder 🙏
Fr
Rip busmark, we will never forget u 😢
Apparently, in 2028 we all become the Kiel Canal.
0:10 and already we are at the Warhammer 40k 'verse.
“Wait, they’re all Jehovah’s Witnesses?”
“Always have been.”
Also totally off topic but I recommend doing the American Civil War or Russian History next for the bad translation series.
That was a lot of sex in this installment of Badly Translated History.
Why is German history so damn Zesty?!
That's just what we're like, we just know to hide it well
1:04 I'd just like to point out that's an actual website.
Jesus fuck I checked and it was real.
yeah I was waiting for Harv to check if it actually existed lol
it's about as generic of a domain as you can get, of course it exists.
Yay, some rare She lore!
the lore is multiplying
Is this the most lewd translation so far? 😂Also too many Jehovah's Witnesses
Coincidence? Or....?
It's a feature not a bug.
Bike III dying is one of the most tragic events in ancient German history….
ROME BEER PUT IN PRAUGE
GRASS COLOR: GREEN
Okay, so HE seems to be responsible for most of the major religions. Also, considering what we know about Frederick the Great, his army's activities in this timeline make a lot of sense
"Hello there will be more massacres." Sent me into orbit. It's like a hidden message by Germany
NOOOO THEYRE ALL JEHOVAHS WITNESSES
Always have been
A little note: a circuit overseer (7:14) is a kind of Jehovah's Witness leader.
Bro was a circuit overseer when he was 5. Hes gonna be in the governing body at 10
I was dying of laughter when BUSMARK approached me. I swear… 9:25
Love how we just jump from 1968 to 2010 because nothing relevant happened there in German history
Wow, bro! This is a utterly mind blowing accurate summary of the factual german history! Even the 869 "Battle with Barry" is covered, wich was a fundamental turningpoint, but it does not get the attention it deserves , because all this "Real jeovas whitness" stuff was in hintsight totaly blown out of porortion by the damn Lederhosen poser wannabe´s 💪💪🖤❤💛
As an Australian, i am glad we are getting representation in this VERY accurate German history video.
14:24 Wow, that's so high. When I played the Christmas market game, i only scored 25.
Terrorism is not a game
🤨📸
Yes, the universal christmas market game. I try to always set a new highscore!
O.k., I knew of the medieval yearly garlic celebration in my South German home town, but the garlic war was new to me. No surprise however, there were less important issues wars broke out over.
Badly translated Russian history is needed in such times!
As a German this video had me dying of laughter for 15 minutes straight! Thank you.
even google translate couldn't resist a Hungary joke....
I found this quite chaotically humorous! Now, we have plenty of Jehovah's Witnesses, Serbia turned Lutheran, and Ukraine had a debt crisis for some reason? That last one would be better for a bad translation of Ukrainian history (which you _should_ make, in my opinion).
Thanks for the video!
Plus Greece of all nations ends up being the one to pay off the debt?
4:47 it’s about time they outlawed that
Finally we get some queer representation
13:49 I'm mad because you skipped 57 years of history. Especially the most interesting bit of cold war and reunion. Man there had been so much more content.
6:05 Political pundits are always taking about "A War on Women," but Denmark literally had one 😮
Rip Busmark 😭😭😭 9:26
If I had a hat like that, maybe I wouldn't have gotten married...
Love how literally nothing happened in Germany between 1968 and 2010.
That some "germans" are depicktes as Trump with other clothings....
I just wanna remember, when Trump talked about his German blood in front of former Chancellor Merkel, she laught xD
She never laughts!
Wow😂 I haven't laughed that much for a long time. Thank you
busmarck 💀💀
Themes:
Suggestive
Jehovahs Witnesses
Women
Website Domains
Really nice one! I haven't laughed so loud and intensely in a while from a video! Really good job!
‘War can be devastating especially in Germany’ you have no idea…
HE just dies of everything at this point..
WOOHOO!! JA!! Jetzt haben wir die Wurst, Jungs!
What my teacher reads marking my exam:
Historically speaking polish history should be next🙏
I tried doing a little and found it funny so
a pozniej: historia Rosji, albo tez historia Syberii.
@@埊 Naja, Deutschland war ja jetzt dran. Wollte ich letztes Mal vorschlagen.
I didn't laugh as much. Untill "War. War can be devastating and devastating, especially in germany."
And I lost my shit in the from 1914 onwards hahaha.
The way the creator of the wiki leaves hints about themselves is insane
3:46 tbf puffin dice odddal being 1.6km away from austria would probably mean it being in Bavaria and honestly, that would be reason enough to not visit a 5 star property
I can't believe He died of an aneurysm :(
Jehovah's witnesses lore is crazy and abundant in this one for some reason
At least most of the stuff talked about after 1800 was somewhat followable, everything before that is just a fever dream
Off the bat he lore is crazy😂
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