How To Start A Cold War In Cities Skylines

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    Remember to hit the dab button on the like button to like the dab button to a like button with a fat dab on a like button can't believe you've done this.

    • @legatus3213
      @legatus3213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      iSorrowproductions Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga.

    • @elsasslotharingen7507
      @elsasslotharingen7507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey Trotsky, read the Transitional Program at 444k likes

    • @meh3277
      @meh3277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R E S P E C T + .

    • @drpedopuk9705
      @drpedopuk9705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Remember to P L A Y E U 3

    • @cas3571
      @cas3571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you ok?

  • @haydenerikson1812
    @haydenerikson1812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    As a South Korean who lives near the border of North Korean, I can confirm there are massive 90 degree roads going straight into the air.

    • @AfshinR.Laroudi
      @AfshinR.Laroudi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      But...... Your name is Hayden ERIKSON.... I know you ain't Danish because it doesn't exist but....

    • @wyvern1183
      @wyvern1183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@AfshinR.Laroudi hes one of those denmark larpers

    • @cantspeakcantspeak79
      @cantspeakcantspeak79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      you could see that in Busan(city in the south of South Korea) too
      south of south of south of south Korea?

    • @rahdbadak8813
      @rahdbadak8813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cantspeakcantspeak79 are you a korean ? (rok ofc), if yes have you been through the mandatory conscription ?

    • @someaustralianguy4807
      @someaustralianguy4807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

  • @johndoe-qn2mm
    @johndoe-qn2mm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "I'm just spit balling the border here." I didn't know this would be historically accurate.

  • @harrisonharry15
    @harrisonharry15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Belgium, the new North Korea

  • @notadog4762
    @notadog4762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    king jong un actually stopped the tsunami by raising up mountains when no one was looking,his power might even match that of shaggys

    • @Retravox
      @Retravox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      mr kimmy is actually *INFINITY* times strongker than shaggy

    • @shadowsinger4737
      @shadowsinger4737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shaggy at 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent power would bet Kim Jun un 1000000000 times over without breaking a sweat.

    • @yammers7496
      @yammers7496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mike Myers no shaggy at 000000000000000000000000000000000°00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power can defeated the whole military of North korea

    • @shadowsinger4737
      @shadowsinger4737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yammers7496 and take the nukes head on and them not even dent him or slow him down

    • @ozkul_arda200
      @ozkul_arda200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shaggy's power can not be comprehended by us mortals

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Solution to Cold War: buy a heater

    • @drpedopuk9705
      @drpedopuk9705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and eu3

    • @kieranmilner1295
      @kieranmilner1295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      and by heater you mean a thermonuclear device

    • @nolanjackett7534
      @nolanjackett7534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      actually you cant buy a heater in my communist dictatorship, you need to get a state approved one which we wont give you because we cant figure out how to build them.

    • @clyran5507
      @clyran5507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.

    • @someaustralianguy4807
      @someaustralianguy4807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😐not a good pun

  • @romell.d4953
    @romell.d4953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    "doctor my arms are broken, what to do?" ..."Y recommend an AKA in the head one day at the week"

    • @Mark-xq7lh
      @Mark-xq7lh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      10/10 spelling

    • @drpedopuk9705
      @drpedopuk9705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "doctor my arms are broken, what to do?'' play eu3

    • @hoisoiboi6535
      @hoisoiboi6535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "doctor i have a cut, what to do?" blow your house up"

    • @someaustralianguy4807
      @someaustralianguy4807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

    • @stalker5299
      @stalker5299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doctor: I'm replacing your medication with a more responsive treatment, take 1 a day until you notice any improvement
      Patient: How do you administer it?
      Doctor: All soldiers are certified in first aid they will be happy to assist you

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Father: “Oh no, my son twisted my ankle! Honey what did the doctor say to do?”
    Mother, Tears welling up: The shed is over there”

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    War. War never changes.

    • @guillman
      @guillman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Chris Hansen I'm more impressed he listened to others and stopped spamming dead ,,artillery only" meme.

    • @drpedopuk9705
      @drpedopuk9705 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it changes in eu3

    • @deadset15-hrvavik17
      @deadset15-hrvavik17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh look the guy who steals peoples add revenue and is a good meme, hi

    • @JohnBadger17
      @JohnBadger17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guillman ARTILLERY ONLY!!!!

    • @lbl9266
      @lbl9266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mate at this point I see you on every video

  • @TheLordZoka
    @TheLordZoka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Can you make a video where you Balkanize a large urban area and replicate the Yugoslav wars in Cities: Skylines?

    • @Ivan-fn8bf
      @Ivan-fn8bf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Now that would be epic

    • @elsasslotharingen7507
      @elsasslotharingen7507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't think the national militias and the war crimes are replicable in City Skylines. Someone call Vale over, he's the only one who can make it work.

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@elsasslotharingen7507 NATO is the real war criminal in disguise as a military organisation, they are terrorists working with terrorists.

    • @elsasslotharingen7507
      @elsasslotharingen7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PHILMKD95 I can't disagree, but the Jugoslav civil war was not caused by NATO.

  • @freakatron-3000
    @freakatron-3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I cant wait for a thousand years from now when they try to explain how this great south Korean lake formed... Oh yeah, Its kim Jong un's shi-" -isorrowproductions

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    _Joseph Stalin has clicked the like button_

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The war was colder in the re-upload

  • @itzibitzie8724
    @itzibitzie8724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I just got the most terrible image someone putting someone down like a horse unloading a full mag" you sir have my subscription...

  • @finnmccool5272
    @finnmccool5272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Gotta watch this before it gets taken down again

  • @AlreadyTakenTag
    @AlreadyTakenTag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Im literally hitting my head with a hammer every time that IRONSIDE intro comes. IM NOT JOKING

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky ปีที่แล้ว

      R u ok?!?!

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    👏👏 reupload review

  • @legatus3213
    @legatus3213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    *Enter LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga joke*

    • @shalomodom
      @shalomodom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How to start a Cold War in LEGO Star Wars The Complete Saga

    • @kaddouraymen3296
      @kaddouraymen3296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHO ARE YOU

    • @ZeFluffyKnight
      @ZeFluffyKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go back to Charlie's comment section

    • @phantomkrieger2744
      @phantomkrieger2744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

    • @thatonecrytian8997
      @thatonecrytian8997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Hello there.”

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Hey ISorrowproductions. I have to report a problem with your merch, after I bought a shirt I fell asleep with it on, and when I woke up, my room was filled with pictures of Stalin, statues of Lenin, and there was a communism flag outside my house. Is this a normal thing?

    • @gotoveritlmao8202
      @gotoveritlmao8202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Matas Raudonis yeah I discovered my closet was full of them.

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When I woke up while warching a Playlist of his videos , I noticed that I was now a Belgian Nationalist and for some reason I was speaking in waffle tounge.

    • @beurteilung713
      @beurteilung713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have been blessed by Karl Marx.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh that is unrelated, don't worry about that.

    • @will-ie6to
      @will-ie6to 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, none of those things are supposed to be happening. That sounds like a red flag to me

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It wasn't very cold since...
    *Everything was on fire*

  • @patsfreak
    @patsfreak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Why am I so messed up?"
    ISP asking the questions we all should.

  • @Sutton-vp3bf
    @Sutton-vp3bf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I went to the DMZ this summer and I can 100% Promise that the super sky road is completely real

  • @blakeknox9563
    @blakeknox9563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    when you are a true ISP fan and watch both videos

  • @minidingbat265
    @minidingbat265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He should do the Welsh, English, Scottish and Irish next

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This one hits close to home on iSorrow...

    • @jimbojonsy2990
      @jimbojonsy2990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scotland being the best of unless he makes dundee that's where all the poverty is

  • @ernescig4463
    @ernescig4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:47 not noticing the fire

  • @masonfindlay3452
    @masonfindlay3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The KGB going carbon neutral: come out we know you dropped that plastic bag in the lake

  • @silverhome341
    @silverhome341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Next video: how to start a colonial empire in cities skylines

  • @toby6418
    @toby6418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:04 i love how there is literally a tornado in the background as he is showing off best Korea

  • @TheBreadpope
    @TheBreadpope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love history documentaries, their always so acetate and interesting.

  • @ObligedUniform
    @ObligedUniform 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A cold war only lasts as long as it takes the blastwave to reach you.

  • @williamsudell3209
    @williamsudell3209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If this was realistic the buildings would be demolished if they had a problem

  • @PitterPatter20
    @PitterPatter20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At this point I have to wonder if ISP has caused more death and destruction in this city-building game than he has in the World War II simulator...

  • @vikki2702
    @vikki2702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You know it’s a good video when it has funny in the tags

  • @netherbee6523
    @netherbee6523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:01 when you finally managed to follow the damn train

  • @josh_3465
    @josh_3465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Nice re-upload, you didn't get away with it x

  • @zacharyboni1118
    @zacharyboni1118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I did not know Skylines had warfare.

  • @blank2.0
    @blank2.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    oh boy, time to clap at the intro

  • @jz4163
    @jz4163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:05 someone has sacrificed themself for the greater of Lenin

  • @conormcgavern6395
    @conormcgavern6395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:50 "Three American Marines hop into the ocean to begin the NATO Wave attack. 2020"

  • @1mostaussiebruce390
    @1mostaussiebruce390 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't you know that there's so many little red books in North Korea that they're just laying out in the street so every time someone flicks a cigarette it causes a massive fire

  • @alexstanton8247
    @alexstanton8247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he does make a point the problems with capitalisim

  • @j.willitts825
    @j.willitts825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For some reason that I can't explain I actually do clap when I see the Ironside intro

  • @dt2213
    @dt2213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a challange:
    Make a city that makes profit

  • @wilhelmferdinandiii7430
    @wilhelmferdinandiii7430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "History is Written by the Victors" -General Shepherd

  • @Hoentroper1995
    @Hoentroper1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finaly a funny Intro again. I die every them when its just the "normal" one. You are not normal, I am not normal, we are not normal - we sorrow.... SO DELIVER MATE!

  • @aronjensen1766
    @aronjensen1766 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ISP: Hey get ur hands of of that
    Me: wait h-how do u see me

  • @hatter3555
    @hatter3555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *WINER* - KOREA
    *WHO NEXT* - POLAND vs RUSSIA
    *COLOUR* - RED - the coloUr of *REVOLUTION*
    *DAY* - Friay
    *WHY I'M HERE* - I don't know - many have ask that question, and no body had the answer
    *I DIND"T CLICK ON THE VIDEO ON THE SCEREEEN!*

    • @wojewoda965
      @wojewoda965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, but Russian people like Polish vodka :/

    • @exphurtfan
      @exphurtfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Red is my favorite colour tho

  • @SkepCakes
    @SkepCakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ISP: *Bombing Seoul*
    KCIA: Alright, you will be put on a list.

  • @lordbutlins1479
    @lordbutlins1479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 400k subscribers, sell your cat

  • @MagnustheMage
    @MagnustheMage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he stopped mid-sentence when talking about building a sewage system I immediately thought "He's gonna pump it into south korea, isn't he?

  • @Mark-er7nl
    @Mark-er7nl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2 hours later Belgium was nuked

  • @nobodyofinterest2822
    @nobodyofinterest2822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    make the next cities skylines episode LITERALLY get you on every 'danger to society' list on earth via making a whole dystopia with a giant hill dumping sewage on a pathetic excuse for a city of peasants below

  • @xmodgamer2655
    @xmodgamer2655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How to make a naval invasion in France in city skylines

  • @hamzahharis2238
    @hamzahharis2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Next video idea: USA Vs Canada Vs Mexica
    Winner: Worst Korea
    Favourite colour: Green
    What day it is: Sunday
    Your welcome

  • @hengzhizhu7920
    @hengzhizhu7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Do Hungary vs Romania now.

  • @arianagrandeaudios5182
    @arianagrandeaudios5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was your world history project presentation, wasn’t it

  • @linuxoperatingsystem6402
    @linuxoperatingsystem6402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Go commit Coolmathgames only

  • @tsarmischievous
    @tsarmischievous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, kids, Grandma fell down the stairs. Better go say your goodbyes. *Loads my Kalishnikov*

  • @Esoteric_5075ism
    @Esoteric_5075ism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    >not Israev V Palestine

    • @legio1942
      @legio1942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Empire of Zion vs Western Arab boys that got supported by Yugoslavia, only to join Muslims in civil war and burn the flags.

  • @imski9270
    @imski9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Kalashnikov is an AK-47 btw

  • @BloodRider1914
    @BloodRider1914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You put Seoul in North Korea

  • @Arkiasis
    @Arkiasis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25 looks like something that'd be at the Canadian border. "Yeah eh, we build this little privacy fence if that's oke."

  • @aghost2501
    @aghost2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have the UK try to leave the EU in Cities Skylines

  • @karry2711
    @karry2711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now this is the content I subscribe for.

  • @_kurt
    @_kurt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Reupload?

  • @candlelighter1588
    @candlelighter1588 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quick fact daddy kim does care about his people but he wont give personal freedom to help

  • @sinonkryze3638
    @sinonkryze3638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ISorrow productions please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic. Use any mod in HOI4

  • @gentlesirpancakebottoms6692
    @gentlesirpancakebottoms6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm relaxing with some YT after being at the hospital for almost 2 days. It's currently friday and my favorite color is potato. Hitting the like button now

  • @A12683
    @A12683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sup. Reason for re upload?

  • @madgkrwink7mad700
    @madgkrwink7mad700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:52 look!,I burn my forest!
    (Lenin)

  • @gamingandschoolstuff4865
    @gamingandschoolstuff4865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why did you delete upload then reupload it

  • @frodoan
    @frodoan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the funneist video in a while. And your not the only one thinking execution by horse doctor

  • @rexcentx2254
    @rexcentx2254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do something with the US - Mexican border

  • @ericcleveland1260
    @ericcleveland1260 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is actually iSorrows job application to be Kim's missile expert

  • @someaustralianguy4807
    @someaustralianguy4807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My favorite color is red. Like if your favorite is red to😎 if not let me know.

  • @sean4929
    @sean4929 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm increasingly enjoying the various intros

  • @drpedopuk9705
    @drpedopuk9705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    do eu3

  • @lukasluga1338
    @lukasluga1338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Liked for the north korean doctor putting someone down with a kalašnikov

  • @snipingflute4346
    @snipingflute4346 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a coincidence! I started a Victoria II HPM campaign as Prussia and Conquered part of Manchuria and freed The Kingdom of Josen off of the Chinese Empire. Then there just so happened be a video about the Korean Peninsula uploaded by ISP.

  • @autobuspatyk3284
    @autobuspatyk3284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being drunk makes this video even more funny.

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No need for alcohol, ISP is already permanently drunk enough...

  • @SYCOSUBWAY
    @SYCOSUBWAY 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what's more confusing than this video? Trying to figure out the connection between ISP and Koifish.

  • @bgthereformer
    @bgthereformer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good to see this is on trending

  • @ExileRika
    @ExileRika 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You fool, it's THE ONLY thing I've dreamed about for City building game

  • @jonasbogdan4600
    @jonasbogdan4600 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a ex-soviet country inhabitant who has been near the russian and belarussian border i can confirm there are 90° roads and statues of lenin, wait what?

  • @purplelionpoliticsandhisto5025
    @purplelionpoliticsandhisto5025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They just needed a cool math game to be happy..

  • @arnoldthehistorian5280
    @arnoldthehistorian5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy and this is the first episode I have seen

  • @drdiabeetus4419
    @drdiabeetus4419 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "North atlantic" part of NATO is surprisingly literal in this video

  • @josephpierce4665
    @josephpierce4665 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ISP missed out on the perfect opportunity to use a Nato-Nado instead of a Nato-Tsunami

  • @sithalo
    @sithalo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
    How about a nice game of cities skylines chess instead?

  • @scottjanes8964
    @scottjanes8964 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many other people have taken actually clapping to every intro to heart ever since the Planet Coaster video?
    Please tell me I’m not the only one.

  • @iruleatgames
    @iruleatgames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet Kim Jong Un is still watching you, even to this day.

  • @Ryan-mg8gb
    @Ryan-mg8gb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:33 Country roads take me home North Korea dear supreme leader
    Please feed me..... Please I'm dying here 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

  • @marcinmarszaek3813
    @marcinmarszaek3813 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just cut the whole Earth in two by buliding A WALL on the Atlantic and make West vs East video. And am I the only person who really hopes that one day Cities Skylines will have an actual military-warlike mode?

  • @DevinPurcell
    @DevinPurcell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:45 I'm at a pool and someone screamed when this played

  • @krispykillz8134
    @krispykillz8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ISP-insane soldja pain

  • @tharaven2864
    @tharaven2864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it weird to get arroused by that sexy ironside intro?

  • @Luschenjaeger
    @Luschenjaeger 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That reupload came faster then the Vietnam war after the Korean war

  • @floridaman4827
    @floridaman4827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor land vs Richland
    part two electrical boogaloo

    • @beurteilung713
      @beurteilung713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine being rich.
      Brought to you by wage slavery poverty gang

  • @adrsdgddvg
    @adrsdgddvg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Favourite colour: oh no no
    Who won: oh no no
    What day is it: oh no no
    Who won: oh no no

  • @sfctw1
    @sfctw1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    There has to be a How To Start A Cold War In Cities Skylines 2: East German Boogaloo