A restraunt with rats and the man behind the counter wraps his meaty claw around it and smashes it on the counter, just bashes its head in, before taking your order. You order and hesitantly place your money on the VERY crusty countertop while the man makes your "food"
Customer: "This wasn't what i ordered." Tomato: *starts committing full on aggravated assault with the plate the guy just cleaned of a bacon burger that contained a fall block of cheese*
1:37:40 Chef Dave came from a real restaurant where people send back expensive food so the chef could come to the table and insult them. The waiting list was months long till someone died. Now he cooks with the notorious Tomato. Tomato gives out insults for free to everyone in this dive. Can Dave get Tomato to charge for all the insults...nah.
There is a chemical in skunk spray that is also present in marijuana, which is why skunk spray smells like weed. As an avid pot smoker I got Dave's back.
The look on some people’s faces after you tell them that beer is made from microorganisms pissing shitting and farting for years until it’s bottled 😂🤓👌💯
Yep basically like when your in your car and drive by a dead skunk so you just get a hint of it for a second. Skunk smell gets worse the longer you smell it. Plus the weed has other odors in it that make it not as overpowering. Still stinky tho
🤣🤣🤣 I'm so sorry Tomato. Sadly I don't know of anything to get that smell out quicker. I had a family of skunks under my deck one year. I left them alone and they didn't come back.
"We don't even have a manifesto" "Your honour, the defense is willing to plead guilty to 28 counts of murder if the prosecution agrees to drop the charge of terrorism on the grounds that my client at no point wrote down a manifesto."
Reminds me of that one game from long ago about cooking burgers it was multiplayer. though I cant remember the name all I remember is that it was chaotic and your player body was shaped like a pill.
Finally, after all these years of searching, I've found the rat who got all my buddies sent to the gulag. I shall now take my revenge by creating a shitcoin for him to promote.
I remember getting a $100 bill working at Toy's R Us as a kid. The bill's year was 1923 from this old laddy and its quality well warn but not torn. While I don't doubt it was real I kind of wish I swapped it from one in my wallet...well if I had that much:P
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It's not, it's a cringey boy's club/drinking group, which sometimes shows up at political rallies in a questionable state of sobriety. Also no politics, tomato doesn't like it
@@userequaltoNull they're neo-nazis, not a boys club dude. they love when people write them off as "cringey" so they can keep getting away with heinous shit.
It’s literally just a cringe boy’s club/drinking group that goes to rallies to rough up their left-wing, and equally cringe, counterparts. Also, no politics on here.
![[Tomato] Gamer Stream : I get irrationally upset when i lose. I froth and seethe w/ David](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C11i2bvFPWo/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Tomato] Dad Stream : The baby dashes right for the vents every time. with david](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w6t5ZsS3HGM/mqdefault.jpg)
A restraunt with rats and the man behind the counter wraps his meaty claw around it and smashes it on the counter, just bashes its head in, before taking your order. You order and hesitantly place your money on the VERY crusty countertop while the man makes your "food"
Sounds like California
@@offdogs6217 its Brittain
I just love the absolute chaos at the start lol
Honestly I'm genuinely amazed that they left the intro in. With how unhinged Dave was, I was sure they'd have to delete it.
Hes a loose cannon but hes the best of the best
Tomato isn’t scared of Susan anymore
Customer: "This wasn't what i ordered."
Tomato: *starts committing full on aggravated assault with the plate the guy just cleaned of a bacon burger that contained a fall block of cheese*
1:37:40 Chef Dave came from a real restaurant where people send back expensive food so the chef could come to the table and insult them. The waiting list was months long till someone died. Now he cooks with the notorious Tomato. Tomato gives out insults for free to everyone in this dive. Can Dave get Tomato to charge for all the insults...nah.
Another great intro, don't skip.
As if I needed anyone to tell me that
thank you, usually I'm a dirty no good skipper and this intro ruined me
Hmm i need my dave gaming funny moments (not clickbait) but youve persuaded me
no gäm no watsch
You guys crack me up so much! 🤣 I love the impressions! 😆
what horrible things has david said this time
They'll Assange him if he's not careful!
Every time I see w/David I think: "Wonder if the intro made it in?"
Nothing, he's just one proud boy
Quandale Dingle here
it was "I'll serve the dirty browns" this time
There is a chemical in skunk spray that is also present in marijuana, which is why skunk spray smells like weed.
As an avid pot smoker I got Dave's back.
Smoke skunks erryday.
The look on some people’s faces after you tell them that beer is made from microorganisms pissing shitting and farting for years until it’s bottled 😂🤓👌💯
@@Dietrich_Kaufmann
It's not that different from bread really, think about that next time you're eating a sandwich.
@@Vaguer_Weevil Peanut butter contains a certain amount of insect parts and rodent hairs in every jar.
@@Vaguer_Weevil 😱😰😨😱😨😰
(Yee the truth be dirty 😅 however there can be some exceptions 😂🍻🍞)
Gotta love Dave's intros demonetizing the vods so no ads.
veteran and mild deutan make nasty burgers to serve to the unsuspecting public, 2022 Colorised
wasn't there an old really shitty chief game where you could cook rats like this? wonder whatever came of it
Do you mean Citizen Burger Disorder? That's what I was thinking of too, that seems like a Tamota game
the one the Vanoss crew played?
@@chrisgeraghty9951 vanoss and tomato collab?
*sees title*
ah, so that's why they didn't make Ratatouille 2
Tony's Big Meat Shack - Serving the Dirty Browns since 2022.
I am so happy the intro was left in, that was absolutely hilarious, spent the whole intro laughing
honestly pretty accurate to working in food service
you need to be kinda far from them to think it smells like weed. but it super does when you're not so close that your nose is getting a chemical burn
Yep basically like when your in your car and drive by a dead skunk so you just get a hint of it for a second. Skunk smell gets worse the longer you smell it. Plus the weed has other odors in it that make it not as overpowering. Still stinky tho
Crazed streamer breaks in and lace's all the food with rat poison
🤣🤣🤣 I'm so sorry Tomato. Sadly I don't know of anything to get that smell out quicker. I had a family of skunks under my deck one year. I left them alone and they didn't come back.
seriously such a good stream. the sheer manly cooking vibes is great
My dog got skunk'd recently and after a good handful of bathes and like, a week later he still has a lingering aroma de skoonk. It's rough
This is just citizen burger disorder ver. 2
Ill die on this hill
Ill never eat my meat anything other than well done.
Y'all sick for eating it pink
Listening to Dave's eco-terrorism arc was not what I expected but mkey
"We don't even have a manifesto"
"Your honour, the defense is willing to plead guilty to 28 counts of murder if the prosecution agrees to drop the charge of terrorism on the grounds that my client at no point wrote down a manifesto."
Reminds me of that one game from long ago about cooking burgers it was multiplayer. though I cant remember the name all I remember is that it was chaotic and your player body was shaped like a pill.
IT WAS CALLED CITIZEN BURGER DISORDER
@@ztoxicman i've already seen it get ripped off 1 time
The Skunk Master is like Tomato's Wrinkler.
I was just made aware that this is in fact not markiplier.
David can never run for office
I always show up for the dave streams, he's the cream of the crop despite all of his many many eco-crime allegations
Finally, after all these years of searching, I've found the rat who got all my buddies sent to the gulag. I shall now take my revenge by creating a shitcoin for him to promote.
i miss cooking simulator streams 😢
oh
@@BakedBanana oh
Aye is this the same person that did tomato gaming if so I watch ur old contact
I remember getting a $100 bill working at Toy's R Us as a kid. The bill's year was 1923 from this old laddy and its quality well warn but not torn. While I don't doubt it was real I kind of wish I swapped it from one in my wallet...well if I had that much:P
HELLA FUNNY GUY KEEP UP UR WORK, MISS UR OLD CONTACT
i love that tamto shortens "hotdog" into "hog" here 1:03:33
yay mato man
Woah dude chill
oh SO THIS manifestos ok huh... Well.. i think your mean.
1:57:40
Evil/Crime competition in prestream
this game has been made before
oh?
It’s the boyyy
oh!
i am looking for you for what you pulled on me in minecraft
david-chan kawaii
Crung
CRUNGO
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Borger stream
Bork bork bork
Dave can appropriate my culture whenever he wants. He's got the right criminal mindset anwyay.
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Shame at the people going "hell yeah brother" when dave says 'proud boy' like, yo, it's a fuckin terrorist organization lmao chill
It's not, it's a cringey boy's club/drinking group, which sometimes shows up at political rallies in a questionable state of sobriety.
Also no politics, tomato doesn't like it
Pretty sure you have to be from the deep south + have an IQ of 60 to say ''hell yeah brother'' unironically so I really doubt that they were serious.
@@userequaltoNull they're neo-nazis, not a boys club dude. they love when people write them off as "cringey" so they can keep getting away with heinous shit.
Those people are 110% being ironic and just joking
It’s literally just a cringe boy’s club/drinking group that goes to rallies to rough up their left-wing, and equally cringe, counterparts. Also, no politics on here.