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  • @notaidiot8701
    @notaidiot8701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5155

    “It’s the Jedi should we shoot them!?”
    “It wont matter”
    *proceeds to be destroyed by multiple lightsaber strikes*

    • @Bluepizza1684
      @Bluepizza1684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not a Idiot is your logo from class dojo

    • @midnightZer0
      @midnightZer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Bluepizza1684 It Is and I'm extremely confused why.

    • @Vaporkarp
      @Vaporkarp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Battlefront 2 galactic supremacy in 2 lines

    • @SmilingSekiro
      @SmilingSekiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “You said we would be safe out here!” “Come on, there’s 3 of us and only 1 of him.” “It won’t matter.”

    • @mr.h1083
      @mr.h1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just went on and accepted his fate.

  • @supanerdreviews4056
    @supanerdreviews4056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9114

    *gets force thrown off the ledge for doing its job*
    “WHYYYYYYYYYY......”

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Never use sarcasm with a Dark Side adept.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      And its siths job to be jerks

    • @FullmetalTimo
      @FullmetalTimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Couldnt stop laughing the first time i saw this, was in the clone wars movie if i remember correctly

    • @willtheshyguy
      @willtheshyguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      This is the worst job in the entire droid army
      *friends get killed by obi wan
      And it just went into overtime...
      *gets locked in a cell
      Awww....

    • @anti1training
      @anti1training 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kylepessell1350 Nnnnoted lol

  • @Mjdecker1234
    @Mjdecker1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4092

    "Don't shoot, im not the commander, He's the commander" *while having the distinctive yellow head*

    • @Boringspy
      @Boringspy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      I’m the recently demoted droid who hasn’t had his paint removed while that droid there is my replacement who also hasn’t gotten his promotion paint!

    • @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp
      @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "Guess I'm the commander now!"

    • @erusian_uav
      @erusian_uav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp * sound of a shot from DC-15S *

    • @dariusalexandru9536
      @dariusalexandru9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      camouflage 100

    • @ranjimab
      @ranjimab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah,wow stating the obvious so underrated!

  • @japtakito8551
    @japtakito8551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    While the clones are the best part of the clone wars, the droid army was the most memorable and charming part of the series. They are the army you wish you had...

    • @9.5.9.5
      @9.5.9.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Nah the droids are the best part of the clone wars

    • @japtakito8551
      @japtakito8551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@9.5.9.5 True, without the droids, the clones wouldn't exist

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@japtakito8551 But Without The...
      *Ah Yes I Forgot The Droids Still Have To Face The Jedi*

    • @japtakito8551
      @japtakito8551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Yes, but let's not forget the droids outnumber all living species in the galaxy...
      th-cam.com/video/_Kh__wr5dUQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @abicharles6292
      @abicharles6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes I prayed to get my own everyday when this show aired on Cartoon Network

  • @HunterIsRad
    @HunterIsRad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3031

    “GET OUT OF THE WAY, ALL OF YOU.
    I’M HAVING A SERIOUS MALFUNCTION.”

    • @starwrath1326
      @starwrath1326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Me walking around in school

    • @alexmyladoor4858
      @alexmyladoor4858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I guess malfunction is their term for meltdown

    • @doggo7514
      @doggo7514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Me walking to the chipotle bathroom after a meal

    • @Gr33nOfGrundleburg
      @Gr33nOfGrundleburg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love the supers, they're so cool.

    • @Loan_me_a_smile_117
      @Loan_me_a_smile_117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We can't we can only walk forward

  • @neoxenoz3262
    @neoxenoz3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4851

    I love how Battle droids have personalities programmed into them instead of being empty robots.

  • @gibmesumluv
    @gibmesumluv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5630

    You forgot the
    "We are independent thinkers!"
    "Roger roger"
    "Roger roger"
    "Roger roger"
    "Roger roger"
    "Roger roger"

  • @kadinconway8401
    @kadinconway8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    'Obi Wan locks droid in cell'
    Droid proceeds to make the most depressed sound I've ever heard.

    • @chaoticdragons9990
      @chaoticdragons9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Makes me sad.

    • @jedinight235
      @jedinight235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The guy coulda just left my man to do his chores

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh....
      Oooohhh...

    • @Dementia_Springtrap
      @Dementia_Springtrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jedinight235 My man gonna die from battery loss

    • @jedinight235
      @jedinight235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Dementia_Springtrap Then our boi gonna start Rustin, OO his joints.. 😔😥

  • @nolanjoseph1553
    @nolanjoseph1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5403

    "Don't shoot! I'm not the commander, he-he's the commander!"
    *Literally a commander droid*

    • @mrayrick7631
      @mrayrick7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Before anybody wooooshes anybody you are from reddit

    • @Afiriss
      @Afiriss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ayrick J you sir, are a month late.

    • @mrayrick7631
      @mrayrick7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Silver _Light_ I watched a month ago but commented this a few hours ago so that doesn’t count

    • @Afiriss
      @Afiriss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayrick J >:(

    • @Sssaaakkkuuu
      @Sssaaakkkuuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh well looks I’m the commander now.
      Gets shot

  • @OrbInDaFrame
    @OrbInDaFrame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    "There's only three of us, and only one of him"
    "It won't matter"

    • @ComicFan83
      @ComicFan83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I felt bad for those droids.

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@ComicFan83 the first one must've been freshly programmed while the other must've survived combat....somehow

    • @ComicFan83
      @ComicFan83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@OrbInDaFrame maybe the veteran got an arm sliced and the jedi presumed they were dead.

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ComicFan83 hmmm that could be a possibility

    • @legoyoda645
      @legoyoda645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ComicFan83 honestly same
      Some of them were actually smart, and some really didn’t deserve to die or didn’t want to die. Felt pretty bad seeing them die

  • @Kirbo4004
    @Kirbo4004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7945

    Tbh you forgot the best line from the droids:
    "This looks like the remains of the scouting team. Figures they'd end up like this, they're one of the old models that was hooked up to a central computer. Not like us, we're independent thinkers!"
    "Roger Roger" "Roger Roger" "Roger Roger"

    • @Jonathan-sz8wj
      @Jonathan-sz8wj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Straight out of the Life of Brian

    • @holyghoft8427
      @holyghoft8427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Jonathan-sz8wj wow, you're right. Never thought of that

    • @rajdeepdas1842
      @rajdeepdas1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES!!

    • @b1battledroid128
      @b1battledroid128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Roger Roger!

    • @MoistDelta.
      @MoistDelta. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A reference to the first movie I see

  • @coco3584
    @coco3584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3033

    I'm the only who find a bit unnerving the fact that these clearly sentient beings capable of expressing emotions are mercilessly murdered by our hero without any moral implication ?

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      All droids in SW are sentient, most are just memory wiped so often they're perpetually stuck as babies. :/

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      also that time one of the droids was like hey wtf is wrong with y'all, they were stripped of corporeal form and forced into eternal slavery to some asshole who then pretended they didn't even exist

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      yea droid slavery is never adressed in sw
      Like sure they all have copies as personalities but they clearly learn and develop as they live

    • @mosqit4324
      @mosqit4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      B1 droids are cute and I hate how everyone treats them. Jedi and clones are heartless, killing every droid they see. #savethedroids

    • @andesinthesky623
      @andesinthesky623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      no, me too

  • @widgetfilms
    @widgetfilms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15152

    This.
    This is why Palpatine wanted a clone army.

    • @lordluga1752
      @lordluga1752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      @Turtle Crud They were trained to try and not hit their target if necessary. They weren't an aggressive Empire at first

    • @rougedragonwhiteflame3990
      @rougedragonwhiteflame3990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Turtle Crud their cruddy aim is mainly their helmets fault. Heck not even Rex can hit what he’s shooting at while wearing one of those thing.

    • @PrincessTwilightdash
      @PrincessTwilightdash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wyvernblue he made both

    • @yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744
      @yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@rougedragonwhiteflame3990 God thanks I though only I know that.

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mmhmhmhmhmh

  • @mattplayz4550
    @mattplayz4550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Unfortanatly all Droids where harmed during the making of this video

    • @MuramanaDubs
      @MuramanaDubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not the one clening the cell

    • @Wildcard-Jack-47
      @Wildcard-Jack-47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lorenzo Marchand forced overtime is harmful

  • @Failous
    @Failous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2899

    I think the B1 battle droids have been programed by the same guy who programed Claptrap from Borderlands

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The Duke of Suffolk except sometimes the droids stop talking

    • @gavinalbair6313
      @gavinalbair6313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Then it would be the heypiron corporation that programmed them

    • @ScoutTrooperMan
      @ScoutTrooperMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But he atleast putted stop talking module lol

    • @appplejoose2227
      @appplejoose2227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then they’re all probably quite depressed

    • @IvailoStoychev
      @IvailoStoychev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, Claptrap programmed them.

  • @enternamehere4124
    @enternamehere4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    "Fire!"
    "NO!, WAIT"
    that droid has a 1000 IQ

    • @dolphinplayz1230
      @dolphinplayz1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      for a droid

    • @marcosvazquez5912
      @marcosvazquez5912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @ DolphinPlayz battle droids in this show are smarter than the clones

    • @Bruh4.
      @Bruh4. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@marcosvazquez5912 they can’t even tell if a couple of clones is more than dozens and dozens of droids

    • @coppertop3571
      @coppertop3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I see no droids in these comment sections guess im in charge now.

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Bruh4. To be fair this is comedic relief for a kids'/teens' show. In most other EU sources, Droids are basically superior in every way but in the "think outside the box" department, which is why Clones pull off such risky moves in comparison and win out. When it comes to a straight battle - droids are fearless, mechanically precise unlike any biological entity could ever be, have a much easier command information flow due to their robotic nature and faster information processing, and more advanced models can offer devastating weaponry that a normal clone would take an entirely new weapon just to compensate, whereas a droid can have both Anti Infantry and Anti Vehicle in one neat package like B2 super battle droids do.
      Clones were simply superior because of sentient imagination and not being held down by protocols and programming. And the clones were superior by choice of the Seppys, technically they could fund an army of B2s and demolish nearly everything in their path, but B2s are first of all very expensive as they are more akin to shock troops than ground infantry, and second are far more stupid than the more common B1s.

  • @PasSpin
    @PasSpin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8263

    These are the droids I'm looking for

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    “Sector 113... what was it again?”
    *”JUST FIRE RIGHT THERE!”*

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I seriously love how the Sargent grabs the other droid by the head and just points while nearly yelling that.

    • @ancaplanaoriginal5303
      @ancaplanaoriginal5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kabob0077 believe it or not, that's something a marine commander would do

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ancaplanaoriginal5303 I wouldn't be surprised, really. Given what Drill Instructors do.

    • @ancaplanaoriginal5303
      @ancaplanaoriginal5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kabob0077 green NCOS sometimes need some help to center themselves.

    • @KorporalNoobs
      @KorporalNoobs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Hey man im bad with numbers"
      01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011
      "Well that's just rude."

  • @ugandaknuckles5691
    @ugandaknuckles5691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    “Becareful not to drop it”
    Droid: immediatly drops it

    • @dankmemer8287
      @dankmemer8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @saamjaza1742
      @saamjaza1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Round of applause!

    • @dankmemer8287
      @dankmemer8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @johngervais230
      @johngervais230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Ow."

  • @LatteMonke_
    @LatteMonke_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    2:17-2:33 I've always loved how he spared this innocent droid.

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      tbh, I don't think him being innocent mattered much

    • @GETOFFMYDAMNBUS
      @GETOFFMYDAMNBUS ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@isuckatusernames4297 the droid wasn't going to do anything without a weapon.

    • @lordrinkashi
      @lordrinkashi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GETOFFMYDAMNBUS i dunno a weapon change thing, still...

    • @Kekatronic
      @Kekatronic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he just left it for the people there to deal with

    • @devin5297
      @devin5297 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The droid sounded disappointed that obiwan didn’t kill them

  • @crevbrokenleggies8960
    @crevbrokenleggies8960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11994

    I find these droids kinda cute in a dumb way

    • @mr.irrelevant8826
      @mr.irrelevant8826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Ikr?

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I always found them pretty cute

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Yeah, the clankers are some of the funniest and goofiest characters in star wars

    • @fadzilicious4411
      @fadzilicious4411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You fucking weeaboo what’s wrong wrong with you people

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @loga6991 loga6991 Anakin would have killed it, so Obi did the kind thing imo

  • @subaesubae
    @subaesubae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4550

    *”outnumbered? Wait, 1 2 3...”*

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I read that as he said it lol

    • @b1battledroid706
      @b1battledroid706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Roger Roger"

    • @girl-xk2db
      @girl-xk2db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *B O O M*

    • @DarthGrievy
      @DarthGrievy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Does the Star Wars Battlefront II Emote: KABOOM* 😂😂

    • @spaiii206
      @spaiii206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It went from Fortnite to Star Wars battlefront 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kingargon
    @kingargon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    The legend who sold millions of the dumb robots to the Seperatists: I was a businessman.... doing business.

    • @muffinthered9263
      @muffinthered9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      there were droid factories the seperatist were the ones producing them

    • @elricofmelnibone6301
      @elricofmelnibone6301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@muffinthered9263 woooosshhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @muffinthered9263
      @muffinthered9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elricofmelnibone6301 y i conyinued the joke
      also subscribe

    • @Joxat_
      @Joxat_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@muffinthered9263 shush self promoter

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@muffinthered9263 but funded by corporations that convinced them

  • @HalduBouyaNono2
    @HalduBouyaNono2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Giving the battle droids independent personalities and sens of humor is both hilarious, and incredibly messed up in its implications

    • @Saqux
      @Saqux 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, those evil separatists fighting their war using a slave army

    • @ilduce4298
      @ilduce4298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Saqux the clones are the same thing

    • @Saqux
      @Saqux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ilduce4298 that was the joke :D

  • @legoyoda645
    @legoyoda645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    Sometimes you just don’t want the droids to die

    • @Ultramarineapothecary
      @Ultramarineapothecary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yep

    • @stickboi922
      @stickboi922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I always think “Why can’t they just reprogram them?! It would be really useful to have your own battle droids for missions

    • @Stone69420
      @Stone69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thanks, gaster

    • @andrewrat961
      @andrewrat961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@stickboi922 lmao remember when r2 was a battle droid commander

    • @stickboi922
      @stickboi922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewrat961 yeah but I mean like have the b1’s permanently instead of just letting them die like that.

  • @tar2161
    @tar2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16361

    Take a moment to realize that these things killed hundreds of jedi

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      In canon?

    • @blueshard4632
      @blueshard4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

      @@ugiustuskeiserus8066 This show is cannon now.
      To be fair, the jedi destroyed millions and millions of these droids

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

      @@blueshard4632
      The show has always been canon.
      The B1 droids have certainly not killed "hundreds of Jedi" at least not in canon

    • @kripidir
      @kripidir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

      @@ugiustuskeiserus8066 Geonosis Arena

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

      @@kripidir
      The B1s didn't kill hundreds of Jedi. Even if hundreds of Jedi did die there in canon it was most likely by B2s and droidekas

  • @21owlgirl72
    @21owlgirl72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2829

    Can we talk about Obi Wan sparing that one droid that was cleaning the cage? Id love to see that B1 come back after the clone wars and be like "hey, thanks for not slaughtering me"

    • @BravoTango-ef9mz
      @BravoTango-ef9mz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      "hey, so I'm fired, do you need a janitor

    • @Brnanabird
      @Brnanabird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Actually if you read the comics, there was a battle droid that joined the Republic

    • @acke5820
      @acke5820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Brnanabird Bats

    • @dr.bismarck7828
      @dr.bismarck7828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      BrnanaBird72 there were 3 more who followed R2D2 for a while

    • @ipsrayhanal-fatihrobhani4554
      @ipsrayhanal-fatihrobhani4554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dr.bismarck7828 yea but they die.

  • @EntrieOstrich
    @EntrieOstrich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    “Surrender republic dogs”
    “We got you out numbered”
    “Out numbered? 1..2..3”
    *gets blasted*

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    “Fire!”
    “No wait”
    (Deflects bolts killing both)
    “I knew that was a bad idea!”

  • @YuckCanuck
    @YuckCanuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    **anakin appears**
    "I knew it, we're doomed."
    "What? There's three of us and one of him!”
    *"It doesn't matter."*

    • @marxjester9802
      @marxjester9802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Titus Fielder *crawling in my skin plays*

    • @TheLPN05Fan
      @TheLPN05Fan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I tried so hard and got so far
      But, in the end, it doesn't even matter

    • @Blaedin1337
      @Blaedin1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the sight of anakin broke the droid's will to fight, he broke a machine's will to fight and obey their own programming, imaging if they saw darth vader.

    • @pighater1111
      @pighater1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Battlefront 2 logic: 25 droids vs. Anikan. Anikan wins almost instantly

    • @somerandomtankist6069
      @somerandomtankist6069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nihon Genji The droid would probably just end it right then and there, done, no more, just blasted itself.

  • @jacobflores1038
    @jacobflores1038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2795

    "Don't shoot! I'm not the commander, he's the commamder!"
    *PEW PEW*
    "Well I guess I'm the commander now..."
    *PEW*

    • @alexminard6975
      @alexminard6975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YASSSSSSSSSSS

    • @anti1training
      @anti1training 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I like how the good guys never actually Acknowledge what the Droids say 😂

    • @moontrooper2587
      @moontrooper2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “You have failed me for the last time, commander....”
      “You. You are the commander now. Do not disappoint me.”

    • @randomrecruit
      @randomrecruit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@anti1training except at the end where Obivan felt bad for the droid and didnt kill it and just locked it up

    • @anti1training
      @anti1training 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomrecruit I mean, he didn't exactly feel bad. It was unarmed.

  • @KristofferEk
    @KristofferEk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Obiwan locking the droid who's unarmed and cleaning a cell into said cell instead of destroying it is probably the nicest thing he's done to a droid.

  • @BoldOne8760
    @BoldOne8760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    "There appears to be a gunship blocking our path. OM5, OM7 go check it out."
    "Roger Roger."
    "There's no clones in here sir, it's just full of explosives"
    *"EXPLOSIVES?!?!"*

    • @nero9105
      @nero9105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wait isnt om5 the same droid that got lost in a sandstorm on geonosis?

    • @SmilingSekiro
      @SmilingSekiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      “Gotcha.” *Boom*

    • @fabian2062
      @fabian2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They two are OMG.

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Rebecca Black bitch you lost or some shit

    • @decothegecko7520
      @decothegecko7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    A clone develops a friendship bond with a droid.
    Clone: I like you; even though you're a clanker
    Droid: Roger, Roger.

    • @etl0789
      @etl0789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This is one of the most random comments I think I've ever seen

    • @KristofferEk
      @KristofferEk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@etl0789 I think it might have actually happened though. isn't there a comic that goes through that specific cenario during or after order 66 was executed?

    • @etl0789
      @etl0789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KristofferEk it probably did yeah

    • @kirby7294
      @kirby7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heyyy, why the hard "R", boys?

    • @masongill821
      @masongill821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kirby7294 ZAN CLAN IN THE WILD

  • @i_am_thebatman
    @i_am_thebatman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6767

    I want a complete comedy series with just the droids.

  • @thepersonwhoseesnoevil
    @thepersonwhoseesnoevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    How other people remember it: “I am Clanka”
    How I remember it: “WE ARE CLANKA”

  • @eatsand7801
    @eatsand7801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    Might I add they were literally programmed to complain about their jobs

    • @treytonpoling1356
      @treytonpoling1356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +664

      They actually had bugs in their programming, which caused them to develop their own personalities.

    • @sumbuddy4088
      @sumbuddy4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Treyton Poling id I’m not wrong these are the ones that aren’t just controlled by a central computer but instead do the computing in their own systems, which would make it much easier for original personalities to be developed over time.

    • @theHedgex1
      @theHedgex1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sings: what if droids was one of us?

    • @guyincognito3530
      @guyincognito3530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm the 800th like!

    • @lu065ca7
      @lu065ca7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      as one droid said:were independent thinkers

  • @denizs.9619
    @denizs.9619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5282

    Those droids have more personality than the stormtroopers in movies

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      That why I loved the droid army more then the stromtroopers. The droid are funny and seem to have tiny mini personality.

    • @Suranavy_
      @Suranavy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And Clone

    • @jasperssssa
      @jasperssssa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Suranavy_ your stupid

    • @Suranavy_
      @Suranavy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stupid meat factory

    • @jasperssssa
      @jasperssssa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Suranavy_ is that supposed to be an insult?

  • @comradecommie7144
    @comradecommie7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Forgotten quote.
    "BUT I JUST- GOT- PROMOOOTEEED!-"
    *Shredded into scrap metal by Yoda immediately after*

    • @Lycan_Jedi
      @Lycan_Jedi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I felt horrible for that poor tank B1.

    • @jasonryan2727
      @jasonryan2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      #droidlivesmatter

    • @Born...
      @Born... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out the Movie battles 2 multiplayer mod for starwars jedi academy! its 1000 times better than any game starwars game on the market, it has the best lightsaber combat of all time! not only that but has a class system and a crazy high skill ceiling if you are looking for something to be a beast at, has the best starwars roleplay, has almost every starwars characters from the movies, books, games, tv shows etc etc for FREE and many maps! this is the best starwars experience hands down! and is still being worked on to this day with weekly updates! Im telling you if you are a starwars fan that likes any of what i have said above then you owe it to yourself to check out this amazing mod! here is a review th-cam.com/video/hRatNEMQKbE/w-d-xo.html that goes into a little more detail than i do because there is too much to talk about here! this is the mod website www.moviebattles.org/ if you are tired of this stunlocking nonsense and unbalanced game play then try a real starwars game made by the fans for the fans! and last but not least here is the trailer to get you hyped! it only take a couple mins to download and runs on most pc rigs! we love to see new players so please pick up starwars jedi academy on steam or g2a for peanuts and join! may the force be with you

    • @rice2meatu
      @rice2meatu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      PROMOOOOOTEEEEEEED! -Battlefield Friends

    • @dragoned7685
      @dragoned7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is sad.

  • @mr.blobberry3112
    @mr.blobberry3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Ur a terable shoot"
    "Well, its my programing"
    I like how they program droids to be bad at combat

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mr.blobberry3112 bro did you just reply to yourself and disagree with yourself

    • @holycrusader680
      @holycrusader680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was so that they would miss hitting the one behind to kill jedi hiding behind stuff

    • @mr.blobberry3112
      @mr.blobberry3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mitchell3593 no someone posted a comment about how millions of jedis got killed by droids (then deleted the comment) and that i disagreed with.

    • @Jack-hd6vh
      @Jack-hd6vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh its probably cause they were never supposed to win, if they killed all the clones the Jedi wouldn’t of been able to be killed in Order 66.

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 ปีที่แล้ว

      For context, they’re not actually ‘Battle Droids’, they’re labor bots basically
      It’s like if we took high Tech Roombas with personalities and gave them guns to fight a war against a clone army made up of one New Zealand man

  • @kalebashdon
    @kalebashdon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    I almost feel bad for that droid that got locked in the cell. He sounds so depressed. “oh..”

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Almost certainly one of the droids that got reprogrammed into a Republic Droid.

    • @Johnathan686
      @Johnathan686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Funny enough you find him in the lego star wars game...stuck in that very same cell...

    • @fartuitous2844
      @fartuitous2844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why did obi wan do that, the droid had a horrible workspace, a terrible day, clearly, and was totally unarmed. Furthermore, jedis are supposed to be kind people. Clearly the legends are wrong

    • @Johnathan686
      @Johnathan686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fartuitous2844 He is a droid. Programmed to kill Jedi. Had he a weapon and not a sponge he would be shooting at them.

    • @kalebashdon
      @kalebashdon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fartuitous2844 obi sure was out of line this time...

  • @ethanwilson7787
    @ethanwilson7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2063

    Me having a normal day:
    Rex: Hello there

    • @datfoxguy4273
      @datfoxguy4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ethan Wilson : General Kenobi

    • @BCrane-ej4iq
      @BCrane-ej4iq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *You are a clone one*

    • @onyxbasilisk9046
      @onyxbasilisk9046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rex: roger roger

    • @pleasestopdisassemblingmylimbs
      @pleasestopdisassemblingmylimbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But unlike Obi-Wan, Rex still has to master the art of the high ground.

    • @DarthGrievy
      @DarthGrievy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *General Grievous:* "General Kenobi! You are a bold one." *The General chuckles softly.* "Kill him!"

  • @davidben5980
    @davidben5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    1:25 Probably the smartest droid that ever existed

    • @tophatstudios9824
      @tophatstudios9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You got 96 likes

    • @atillathehun8831
      @atillathehun8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No the one in the first episodes,the guy who was commanding a tank,was the smartest,and yet he died with his fellow droids being dumb

    • @embo27
      @embo27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which one

    • @youraverageant7888
      @youraverageant7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about bats

    • @Hello-jc5ps
      @Hello-jc5ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you’re talking about battle droids then you’re correct if not then I see you’ve forgotten R2

  • @thehexedcoin1517
    @thehexedcoin1517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    2:15
    My man here need a whole movie or at least comic.

    • @aroojkazmi2871
      @aroojkazmi2871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He dont deserve prison free ma boy

    • @nilasartworkshop8041
      @nilasartworkshop8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There should be a movie for the CLONES or A movie for COMMANDER CODY and CAPTAIN REX
      I hope Disney or Lucasflim does it

    • @WriterKing92
      @WriterKing92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean, at least Obi-Wan and the clones didn’t gun him down while he was scrubbing the prison cell.

    • @albrecht205
      @albrecht205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aroojkazmi2871 he was just cleaning the cell :(

    • @monkey449
      @monkey449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Free up 😫

  • @tkanashidesu6211
    @tkanashidesu6211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20765

    They're like minions but they're actually funny

    • @Tiparium_NMF
      @Tiparium_NMF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

      Honestly if B1s completely replaced Minions I would see it as an absolute win.

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@hunter8153 I will gut you like a damn pig

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Cool Banana Comics yes fart jokes and poop jokes who are addicted to bananas are funny.

    • @hillbillysteve8462
      @hillbillysteve8462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True

    • @Scorecatron
      @Scorecatron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      And I actually feel bad for B1's when they die.

  • @Fives411
    @Fives411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    “My life sucks!”
    “Well it’s my programming”

    • @Inkubun
      @Inkubun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What are you doing here, Fives?

    • @stevegomez6509
      @stevegomez6509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fives the nightmares, their.... Their finally over

    • @Fives411
      @Fives411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stevegomez6509 yes

    • @apolo_loves_music1959
      @apolo_loves_music1959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr droids r the FUNNIEST THING

    • @nilasartworkshop8041
      @nilasartworkshop8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey fives, Echo is still alive with the bad batch

  • @droid087
    @droid087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2926

    It hurts seeing my kind get mercilessly killed. Us droids have feelings

    • @sovietstar6703
      @sovietstar6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      #1:00 Ain’t this you-

    • @droid087
      @droid087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@sovietstar6703 desperate times call for desperate measures

    • @apacheattacktank9030
      @apacheattacktank9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Silence you droid or your gonna be a protocol droid!!

    • @droid087
      @droid087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@apacheattacktank9030*scared droid noises*

    • @battledroidcommander234
      @battledroidcommander234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yes

  • @maybetreyy
    @maybetreyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    i love how obi wan left the droid alone and didnt kill him i actually think he felt bad for the droid

    • @19kp.
      @19kp. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I would agree

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, but it’s arguably worse than death, since he’ll be stuck in the cage for a while

    • @jedinight235
      @jedinight235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poor droid.

    • @jedinight235
      @jedinight235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Didn't even have a weapon. Coulda just left him to keep cleaning with his rag.

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Amelia Scarlett plants have been proven to have feelings, that does not make them sentient. Droids being programmed with a very basic Ai does not make them sentient as they still follow programmed processes.

  • @bsmig5450
    @bsmig5450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I like how one of grevious's quotes were "how are they expecting me to win the war when they give me this?"

    • @Kjf365
      @Kjf365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also him: "fools, I command the most powerful droid army the galaxy's ever seen"

    • @daddysmurf2266
      @daddysmurf2266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG XD

    • @Born...
      @Born... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out the Movie battles 2 multiplayer mod for starwars jedi academy! its 1000 times better than any game starwars game on the market, it has the best lightsaber combat of all time! not only that but has a class system and a crazy high skill ceiling if you are looking for something to be a beast at, has the best starwars roleplay, has almost every starwars characters from the movies, books, games, tv shows etc etc for FREE and many maps! this is the best starwars experience hands down! and is still being worked on to this day with weekly updates! Im telling you if you are a starwars fan that likes any of what i have said above then you owe it to yourself to check out this amazing mod! here is a review th-cam.com/video/hRatNEMQKbE/w-d-xo.html that goes into a little more detail than i do because there is too much to talk about here! this is the mod website www.moviebattles.org/ if you are tired of this stunlocking nonsense and unbalanced game play then try a real starwars game made by the fans for the fans! and last but not least here is the trailer to get you hyped! it only take a couple mins to download and runs on most pc rigs! we love to see new players so please pick up starwars jedi academy on steam or g2a for peanuts and join! may the force be with you

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PanzerVII-df8hg to be really fair these droids were made for numbers, not efficiency, if the droid army was made of actually good battle droids like the IG series then the separatist would have had a chance.
      still not enough to win the war tho, because clones are really efficient

    • @punctuationman334
      @punctuationman334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HeyIamGC there are so many advantages to a droid that would hurt the republic significantly if commando droids and IG droids were mass produced. One clone would be far more devastating to lose than a commando or IG droid that can be mass produced quite easily, along with the advantages of them not having to eat, drink, and not feeling pain.

  • @andreyandrey6362
    @andreyandrey6362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    This what all my braincells are doing when I'm trying to talk to a girl.

  • @LightningCayo
    @LightningCayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    “There’s three of us and one of him!”
    “It won’t matter...”
    *Roger roger.*

  • @Bail.e_y
    @Bail.e_y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Count dooku: those droids are expensive general
    Grevious: *continues smacking droids*

    • @generalgrievous8575
      @generalgrievous8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's their fault for annoying me

    • @Bail.e_y
      @Bail.e_y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@generalgrievous8575 a good episode idea would be tons of rouge b1s and supers just hang up an kill general Grevious

    • @Agent_Combat
      @Agent_Combat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bail.e_y Fr

  • @cyborgcommando0830
    @cyborgcommando0830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    2:18 Disney we need a spin-off show about this droid

    • @ianqueteimporta2297
      @ianqueteimporta2297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol where?

    • @sumbuddy4088
      @sumbuddy4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It’s literally just a 3 hour movie of a picture of the exit door and in the background you can faintly hear “hello? Is anybody there?”

    • @ThunderCrims
      @ThunderCrims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      B1-CL3AN3R
      A star wars movie

    • @mrvoice3436
      @mrvoice3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It would make billions of dollars

    • @pilkers2
      @pilkers2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Some random battle droid: a Star Wars story

  • @Elitus_knightus
    @Elitus_knightus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    1:15
    When the teacher leaves ZOOM and you suddenly join in:

  • @captainrexofthe501st9
    @captainrexofthe501st9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    I’m waiting for a really emotional droid tribute
    Talking about how they were pawns and scared to die in a war they never understood
    Ending with the battle droid quote: “don’t leave me”

    • @rex8354
      @rex8354  5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      They're just droids. They're meant to be expendable.

    • @giaitchison
      @giaitchison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      @@rex8354 NOT TO ME.

    • @vos7619
      @vos7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@rex8354 "Not to me..."

    • @KrisFrost4359
      @KrisFrost4359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Someone should make a droid tribute highlighting all the different types of droids and how they feel about being pawns in everyone's games, using the movies, the Clone Wars, games and maybe even some audio clips from audiobooks (because Fate of the Jedi had that droid that wanted the Galactic Alliance to abolish "droid slavery")

    • @groupdg
      @groupdg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rex8354 agreed sir

  • @technounionrepresentative4274
    @technounionrepresentative4274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:41 i always found it interesting that this b2 showed genuine concern for his fellow droids

  • @jordangardner4246
    @jordangardner4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    "Get out of the way, I'm having a serious malfunction!"
    Other droids: No, I don't think I will

  • @RunnJake
    @RunnJake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "don't open that hatch"
    *shoots*
    *dies from own shot ricocheting like crazy*

    • @ikitclaw4298
      @ikitclaw4298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Poltes2 the laser is just super heated gas so it isint that powerful and thats why wh40k las gun is better

  • @archipandara9441
    @archipandara9441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "Nooo you cant be intimmidating and funny at the same time"
    B1: observe

    • @manojoogo5003
      @manojoogo5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      B1s are about the least intimidating enemy in all of Star Wars.

    • @easiesteevee2532
      @easiesteevee2532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@manojoogo5003 to be fair you're watching jedi take them on, more realistically they would be like they are in star wars battlefront 2. Which are actually fairly deadly.

    • @inaki5989
      @inaki5989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@easiesteevee2532 nah, they arent so bad- **gets one shotted by a missile from a battle droid**

    • @GLYDraws
      @GLYDraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@inaki5989 "WATCH THOSE WRIST ROC-" *proceeds to take a wrist rocket to the face*

    • @hoclok4121
      @hoclok4121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@manojoogo5003 if they're in great numbers, they sure are scary

  • @popinyoyo
    @popinyoyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    2:19 best droid clip of the clone wars no cap

  • @Kramalei
    @Kramalei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    *please, a moment of silence to all the droids who got bullied or died*

    • @gummies3671
      @gummies3671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *silence*

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "a moment of silence I ask you, then move on we must"
      -Yoda

    • @freddyfazbear5837
      @freddyfazbear5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Droids scum

    • @bluetheorange1853
      @bluetheorange1853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These poor battle droids deserved to be treated better they were basically a slave army like the clones were. Press F to pay respects

    • @Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil
      @Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bad batch leak footage!! m.th-cam.com/video/HqEi075ddjw/w-d-xo.html

  • @crimsonseraph3543
    @crimsonseraph3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Droids are just the Star Wars universes version of Grunts.

  • @Zman14888
    @Zman14888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    It's my head cannon that all of these scenes are just the same two droids, and they just keep surviving.

    • @meandtheboys9356
      @meandtheboys9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Well, actually, the Seperatist members collected parts from battles and rebuilt droids. It is entirely possible

    • @sentrysapper45
      @sentrysapper45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Tag and Bink: Roger Roger edition.

    • @sniperdroideka1323
      @sniperdroideka1323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Star Wars: Hobbs & Shaw

    • @Zrtaylor_Foxy
      @Zrtaylor_Foxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sentrysapper45 YES

    • @jamesp3992
      @jamesp3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’ might actually be canon. They have the same voice actors, so it has to be true.

  • @hamontequila1104
    @hamontequila1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:18 love how the clones just locked him up instead of shooting him and also he is one of the few droids with actual feeling

  • @chad4333
    @chad4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly
    ROGER ROGER

  • @schiszle2318
    @schiszle2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3588

    Still more intimidating than the First Order

    • @burningfish156
      @burningfish156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      what about the galactic empire

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well, uh technically uh, nah

    • @Ray-yv7kn
      @Ray-yv7kn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Empire > CIS > Gei Order.

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@droneant7602 Oh sorry it took so long to reply but anyway
      Hux was only made a fool of when Kylo Ren became Supreme Leader, that's something Kylo always wanted to do was make a fool out of Hux, and as for Kylo, I say he's more of the depiction of what Anakin was supposed to be (not saying there was anything wrong with the prequels or Hayden Christensen) but the writing made it hard to take Anakin seriously in what was supposed to be some of his more dramatic moments
      Kylo Ren is basically Anakin but only without the meme worthy dialogue and he's already turned to the Darkside
      That's my take on it anyway

  • @itsuyukke9110
    @itsuyukke9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Droid: Dont be stupid
    Also Droid: *Im programmed that way*
    Me: Owhhh he got a point.

  • @cat157
    @cat157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine accidentally shooting grievous dead and just saying "oh well, it's my programming"

  • @RandomInternetUser-yi5cc
    @RandomInternetUser-yi5cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    F for the cleaner droid.

  • @astonmartin5273
    @astonmartin5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    The best soldiers the galaxy has ever seen vs the droid equivalent of a baby.
    *Seems like a fair match to me*

    • @redshadow3356
      @redshadow3356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *its perfectly fair*

    • @ArcanaStorm
      @ArcanaStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Quantity over quality

    • @camoking3605
      @camoking3605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If an entire clone batalion dies, it may takes years to grow and train a new batch
      A droid platoon gets destroyed, they'll have another one ready to go by tomorrow

    • @randomds3154
      @randomds3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A baby with a gun might i add

    • @corruptedtime2.037
      @corruptedtime2.037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How to describe droids and clones
      Droids
      Dumb
      Most are cheaply made
      Can produce billions daily
      Clones
      Smart
      Skilled
      Takes sixteen years to train
      Expensive

  • @SwazeToasty
    @SwazeToasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    I feel so bad for the droid thats like
    “This is the worst job in The droid army, and it just went into over time. OH ohhh ohhhhhhhh”
    😭😭😭

    • @DarthGrievy
      @DarthGrievy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The droid is like: Why!?!?!!?! 😂😂 Still poor Droid 😭

    • @DonaldWWitt
      @DonaldWWitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      At least he was probably kept in one piece!

    • @sspilex
      @sspilex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DonaldWWitt yep until he slowly ran out of battery power

    • @DonaldWWitt
      @DonaldWWitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ASDGaming Let's Plays You act like that's a problem for a droid, I'm sure somebody would eventually power him back up if only so he can walk himself out of the cell...

    • @sspilex
      @sspilex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DonaldWWitt you know the planet is under republic control after this. He's likely gonna get scrapped

  • @yogii6787
    @yogii6787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how a clone trooper tries to choke out a B-1 at 2:10 like
    "I saw this in a game, it'll definitely work here."

    • @skepabbas9400
      @skepabbas9400 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably tried pulling his head off

    • @overfailed3639
      @overfailed3639 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rex once managed to break a commando droids "neck" in one scene on Rishi. He probably tried to do that.

  • @SSFallingTTB
    @SSFallingTTB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    *he protecc*
    *he attac*
    *but most importantly, he's too stupid to fire bacc*

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean _kind_

    • @Born...
      @Born... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out the Movie battles 2 multiplayer mod for starwars jedi academy! its 1000 times better than any game starwars game on the market, it has the best lightsaber combat of all time! not only that but has a class system and a crazy high skill ceiling if you are looking for something to be a beast at, has the best starwars roleplay, has almost every starwars characters from the movies, books, games, tv shows etc etc for FREE and many maps! this is the best starwars experience hands down! and is still being worked on to this day with weekly updates! Im telling you if you are a starwars fan that likes any of what i have said above then you owe it to yourself to check out this amazing mod! here is a review th-cam.com/video/hRatNEMQKbE/w-d-xo.html that goes into a little more detail than i do because there is too much to talk about here! this is the mod website www.moviebattles.org/ if you are tired of this stunlocking nonsense and unbalanced game play then try a real starwars game made by the fans for the fans! and last but not least here is the trailer to get you hyped! it only take a couple mins to download and runs on most pc rigs! we love to see new players so please pick up starwars jedi academy on steam or g2a for peanuts and join! may the force be with you

    • @embo27
      @embo27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @angelkitsune4856
      @angelkitsune4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how my friends play baseball vs how I play baseball
      1:24

    • @watchdog2065
      @watchdog2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then how does he attacc

  • @cyrillbaur2385
    @cyrillbaur2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    Nobody:
    Droids: _roger roger_
    Captain rex: ROGA ROGAAAAA

    • @ADityaEvilxpirit
      @ADityaEvilxpirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *ROJA ROJAAAAA

    • @oliverp7297
      @oliverp7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In the episode they were trying to take back there base by pretending to be a droid to make them let him in

    • @StinkyGizmoe
      @StinkyGizmoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oliverp7297 umm who asked

    • @shockedobiwan4771
      @shockedobiwan4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@StinkyGizmoe me

    • @StinkyGizmoe
      @StinkyGizmoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shockedobiwan4771 then why did you delete ur reply

  • @mbagimlsn1697
    @mbagimlsn1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I love how Obi Wan just locked the droid in the cell instead of slaughtering it in front of the kid 😆

    • @DarthGrievy
      @DarthGrievy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂😂 Poor Droid. #DroidAbuse

    • @dragonmanfirebane5078
      @dragonmanfirebane5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DarthGrievy at least he didn't get bushwhacked by a plasma stick...

    • @DarthGrievy
      @DarthGrievy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragonmanfirebane5078 True but if I had my way I would have murdered that Battledroid myself, I can never find useful battledroids to help me against the Jedi anyway.

    • @gamingdragon2361
      @gamingdragon2361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’d spare it too.

    • @xel9992
      @xel9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH THATS WHY? I always wondered why it was spared

  • @JoelPerry1
    @JoelPerry1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The severe whiplash of watching this compilation and Darth Porgs Maul compilation back to back is something else.

  • @justaballwithablueeye5870
    @justaballwithablueeye5870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    People Storming Area 51: B1 Droids
    Area 51 Guards: Captain Rex and air support

  • @goldkingnicholas6720
    @goldkingnicholas6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    2:28 Legends say that that droid has been stuck in there even after the clone wars

    • @amateurstopmotionsonvacati6858
      @amateurstopmotionsonvacati6858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What about canon

    • @atillathehun8831
      @atillathehun8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@amateurstopmotionsonvacati6858 ah yes,cOmEdY

    • @Hansolo-ft2ss
      @Hansolo-ft2ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amateurstopmotionsonvacati6858 after rey died

    • @Jadecheetah
      @Jadecheetah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s the only one still existing

    • @ericcaldwell3584
      @ericcaldwell3584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And if you come back now, the floor is so shiny, it looks like a bathroom mirror

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love how they are low key smart sometimes and have some genuine self preservation needs

  • @cameronnewton7053
    @cameronnewton7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    0:16 that scene has much meme potential

    • @Gary118
      @Gary118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then it is a even fight

  • @Killa-B34
    @Killa-B34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    When he said “Roger roger” I felt that

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    2:01 that moment when your family is over for Christmas and you don’t know where your dog Roger went to

    • @bushboy1163
      @bushboy1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why would it be a drill

    • @mrayrick7631
      @mrayrick7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      salty soviet wut

    • @bushboy1163
      @bushboy1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrayrick7631 honestly i have no clue what i posted

    • @Born...
      @Born... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out the Movie battles 2 multiplayer mod for starwars jedi academy! its 1000 times better than any game starwars game on the market, it has the best lightsaber combat of all time! not only that but has a class system and a crazy high skill ceiling if you are looking for something to be a beast at, has the best starwars roleplay, has almost every starwars characters from the movies, books, games, tv shows etc etc for FREE and many maps! this is the best starwars experience hands down! and is still being worked on to this day with weekly updates! Im telling you if you are a starwars fan that likes any of what i have said above then you owe it to yourself to check out this amazing mod! here is a review th-cam.com/video/hRatNEMQKbE/w-d-xo.html that goes into a little more detail than i do because there is too much to talk about here! this is the mod website www.moviebattles.org/ if you are tired of this stunlocking nonsense and unbalanced game play then try a real starwars game made by the fans for the fans! and last but not least here is the trailer to get you hyped! it only take a couple mins to download and runs on most pc rigs! we love to see new players so please pick up starwars jedi academy on steam or g2a for peanuts and join! may the force be with you

    • @bushboy1163
      @bushboy1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrayrick7631 oh when the said do you know whats going on and that one droid says maybe its a drill

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "You bucket head."
    Whoa you kiss your creators with that audio speaker?

    • @Twisted_yer_mum
      @Twisted_yer_mum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shuhrat Kessikbayev underrated comment

    • @nickgriffin7710
      @nickgriffin7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @aegis5021
      @aegis5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Count Dooku doesn't like that kind of talk.

    • @mygeeto
      @mygeeto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aegis5021 HAHHAHAHAHA

    • @mrvoice3436
      @mrvoice3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Droid:but the clones call us clankers

  • @Afrancis16
    @Afrancis16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Say ROGER ROGER if you’re gay
    in case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my little trap.

  • @duppy8470
    @duppy8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    2:30 legends said the droid is still caged.

    • @hawkbatcustoms3172
      @hawkbatcustoms3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Probably ran out of power.

    • @hawkbatcustoms3172
      @hawkbatcustoms3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can see the twileks taping a sign on the cage.

    • @Pricklyshrub
      @Pricklyshrub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But legends arent cannon...

    • @jasoncummings7
      @jasoncummings7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pricklyshrub according to Disney

    • @tophatstudios9824
      @tophatstudios9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'ma coming for em! ( Whatever the ship or place is a exposin somewhere near the cages )

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Me:- "Why was this recommended to me?"
    TH-cam:- "Shut up and watch."
    Me:- "Okay."

    • @tranquilclaws8470
      @tranquilclaws8470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TH-cam: Shut up and watch.
      Me: Roger Roger!

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tranquilclaws8470 I see what you did there.

    • @xel9992
      @xel9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We're you recommended cause you watch the clone wars?

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xel9992 no.

    • @xel9992
      @xel9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ireneparkin3360 well you should

  • @tonymoncayo2790
    @tonymoncayo2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Rex: STOP!
    Padme: DONT OPEN THAT HATCH!
    Battle Droid: Your right, I shouldn’t. I surrender.
    *Credits starting rolling*

    • @williamaton4517
      @williamaton4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      top 10 what ifs in star wars

    • @juliomiguelrocha4318
      @juliomiguelrocha4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Still more cannon than the whole sequel trilogy

    • @thatoneguy7715
      @thatoneguy7715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juliomiguelrocha4318 why are you in charge because that shit was fucking GOLD

    • @jeronimoepic2946
      @jeronimoepic2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *you’re

    • @coronaman-9478
      @coronaman-9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Devin Ledford is this a joke

  • @mccoolfriend6818
    @mccoolfriend6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I actually miss these droids, now everything is the amazing clones which I also love but the old times
    Roger Roger

    • @chaoticdragons9990
      @chaoticdragons9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ROGER ROGER

    • @mccoolfriend6818
      @mccoolfriend6818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chaoticdragons9990 ROGER ROGER

    • @etl0789
      @etl0789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mccoolfriend6818 ROGER ROGER

    • @mccoolfriend6818
      @mccoolfriend6818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@etl0789 ROGER ROGER (some droids getting exploded by the saber's uno reverse card in the background "AAAAAAAH" ) XD

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *#RogerRoger*

  • @dgrunklesamiii4615
    @dgrunklesamiii4615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "Ah well; it's my programming."
    Translation (mechanical to biological): "Ah well; it's my genes."

    • @Supermegamanuel01
      @Supermegamanuel01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Actually, it would be education, genes would be the hardware

  • @di4mgaming115
    @di4mgaming115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    My god, that's very offensive, where's your C-Word Pass?
    My guy actually changed the name of the video to "Clanka" lmao

    • @DatManJB
      @DatManJB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Zanny Reference 😂

    • @Bush_Striker_of_Towers
      @Bush_Striker_of_Towers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      For the Zan Clan

    • @sayvionwashington1939
      @sayvionwashington1939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Grevious is a cyborg, so he can say the C-Word whenever the hell he wants.

    • @di4mgaming115
      @di4mgaming115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sayvionwashington1939 but this channel can't

    • @bibinmohanan3117
      @bibinmohanan3117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Go team zanny

  • @hannahblue7002
    @hannahblue7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2586

    0:28 this legit hurts to watch...hes like "WHYYYYYYYYyyy...." #droidlivesmatter

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The music, editing, and battle droids in this video has secured its spot in my favorites playlist

  • @simpleystubid9615
    @simpleystubid9615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    You can’t create comic relief in a war
    Star Wars the Clone Wars: observe

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cartoon Network: You can't make a show both comedic and dark at the same time
      TCW and Rebels, sorta: Hold my Death Sticks.

    • @girf4233
      @girf4233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah they did that, at the expense of a threatening antagonist

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The droids were definitely still frightening, just not the B-1s.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@artemisorwhatever9828 MASH and Full Metal Jacket kind of did, but I'm old.

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@artemisorwhatever9828
      Rebels? I'll have to strongly disagree

  • @shining2653
    @shining2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    "Lets go"
    "clankers?!"

    • @TheHornedKing_27
      @TheHornedKing_27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dude you can’t say it with the hard R!!
      And you need a C-word pass here let me give you one *gives C-word pass*

    • @CaptainSovereign
      @CaptainSovereign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheHornedKing_27 Let me guess zanny?

    • @TheHornedKing_27
      @TheHornedKing_27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CaptainSovereign YUP!

    • @CaptainSovereign
      @CaptainSovereign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheHornedKing_27 Goood

    • @bluemars8403
      @bluemars8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Shining yo dude cmon not the hard R its Clanka

  • @pixelz8626
    @pixelz8626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Interviewer: So what is your favorite quote that you followed ever since?
    CIS: *ROGER ROGER*

  • @ninjakombatant9722
    @ninjakombatant9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:35 "Hey, that's just rude." My favorite😂👍

  • @Cooltigerrrr09
    @Cooltigerrrr09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
    SAID THE DROID... poor buddy may the 4th be with him

  • @messenger5205
    @messenger5205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    1:11 why does that DROID look like he’s having such a great time when all DROIDS have the same face?

    • @xel9992
      @xel9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      This why body language is so important to photography (just look at him bounce)

    • @karldertoast3952
      @karldertoast3952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      well, he had it easy, he was assigned to kill some defensles escape pods

    • @crismendoza2527
      @crismendoza2527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah body language

    • @RonaldoTheGoat1234
      @RonaldoTheGoat1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fun fact he's actually in a boarding ship boarding a escape pod

    • @bushboy1163
      @bushboy1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he groovin

  • @purplerathalos7226
    @purplerathalos7226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    When I saw the title, I was expecting a droid version of I'm Only Vader.

    • @kride500
      @kride500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. And I was not disappointed.

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how these boys are all individuals despite being dedicated cannon fodder