Kokichi: Statement one: this sentence is true! Statement two: this sentence is true! Statement three: this sentence is false! Kiibo: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *crashes* Me: KOKICHI YOU BROKE HIM YOU LEGIT BROKE HIM
Okay I was thinking about this... the first two can't be lies BECAUSE they're the same statement so no matter how confusing the last statement is, it's the lie
@@PyroGirl-kz2ik But if the last statement is false, that means the sentence is lying about being false, so it's true, but that means it's false (since this sentence is false), and the cycle repeats. That's why it's a paradox and that's why it fried Kiiboy's circuits.
Kiiboy:the GOOD boyfriend Kokichi: the FUN one you go to when your bored boyfriend KIIBOY BEING HELPING YOU WITH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK KOKICHI BEING HELPING WITH BURNOUT FACTS
@@zenitcozz I think there are two Kokichis that are probably concerned because I’ve found their comments on so many videos and replied so many times :,)
Kokichi: "This sentence is false" Kiibo crashes Me: It was a paradox, of course there's no answer! All jokes aside, that was an amazing Portal 2 reference! That part made me laugh. :)
Kiibo: Happiness = good relationship Kokichi: No, Conflict = good relationship Me: I just want hugs.. 👁👄👁💧 Edit: Holy mother of god- 500 likes?! Edit 2: I forgot I even made this comment-
No one: Literally No one: Kokichi: Shut up Kiiboy Dont be a party pooper Funtime freddy: -Yeets bon bon- Bon bon: -Dies- Funtime freddy: Awe what a party pooper
Kokichi: give three examples Me: I used to wear glasses. I have a speech problem. My brother have a speech problem. *after some chitchat* Kiibo: what was the lie Me: I never wore glasses in my whole life. Well never need too.
When he said “the whole fun of the game is that you don’t know the answer right when you here it” I felt hella stupid because I don’t know math. TT__TT
Kokichi really did say let's do something *totally-not-boring-but-super-fun!* Also: NOT THE WINDOWS SOUND EFFECT- RIP KIIBO. F in the chat for Kiiboy. 😔✋🏻
No one:
Not a single soul:
Kokichi: sHuT uP kIiBoY
yeh
LOL!!
*yes*
i was watching this with subtitles and it said ShUt Up KeYbOaRd
@@---md9mq hahahha
Me and Keebo really said "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" me: 👁👄👁 Keebo: 🔘 👄 🔘
🔘👄🔘
🔘🔻🔘
ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
🌟👄🌟
Kiibo CRASHED KOKICHI HOW DARE U
“Just don’t go too wild, ok?”
**looks that we’re only at the two minute mark**
And that when I knew, Kiibo was doomed.
Yup 😭🤚🏻
😃
you were right
*inhale, sigh* well shit, kiibo was completely doomed the MOMENT he met kokichi…
Ikr
When Kiibo is crashed that make me laughing
SAME I ALMOST DIED
Same
Same XD
SaMe😂😂
Same and it’s 9 at night for me
Yo, my dysphoria like disappeared when I listened to this it’s so freaking comforting I-
Omg same
Same
samee i really wish i had English kiibo's voice :'0
K u r a p i k a
Same
Kokichi:(confuses Keebo)
Keebo: (crashes)
My brain: *KEEBO.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING*
SAME!
OMFG SAME
@@Tenk0_S1mp 🍵👀
*not talking for a week 😶*
@@Tenk0_S1mp 😶
Cynna... *it is 7 in the morning, you can’t make me simp I-*
YES I CAN >:D
@@CynnamonVA MAYBEN’T-
Did you guys know that you can... ACTUALLY BREATHE AIR
@@karikamiii WH- PFFT
@@CynnamonVA No it’s too early to make me cry again
kokichi and K1-B0 at 4am on a school night?!
*i'll take it*
Same
lmao same
S a m e
i read this at 4:07 am what the hell
10 mins after midnight on a school night with a 2 truths and 1 lie game with my two best bois..
*NO HESITATION, ILL TAKE IT MF’S*
7:13 ALKAOQNAANSOAAN
I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER AND I JUST WOKE MY WHOLE FAMILY UP XD
LMAO-
K1-B0.exe stopped working
lol
good
Rip
UR KIIBO IS SO PERFECT IM SCREAMING
Kokichi has the maturity of a toddler prove me wrong
@The Mei Behind The Slaughter true
OMG LOL!!!
@Toffee_ omg yeah
He is a bean
I can't prove you wrong because I agree with you 😂😂
Kokichi: Statement one: this sentence is true! Statement two: this sentence is true! Statement three: this sentence is false!
Kiibo: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *crashes*
Me: KOKICHI YOU BROKE HIM YOU LEGIT BROKE HIM
Okay I was thinking about this... the first two can't be lies BECAUSE they're the same statement so no matter how confusing the last statement is, it's the lie
Y'all we Lost kiibo. I repeat we *lost* Kiibo
@@PyroGirl-kz2ik But if the last statement is false, that means the sentence is lying about being false, so it's true, but that means it's false (since this sentence is false), and the cycle repeats. That's why it's a paradox and that's why it fried Kiiboy's circuits.
Tbh he sounds like me when a teacher calls on me to speak during class
{*K1-b0 exe. has stopped working*}
Kiiboy:the GOOD boyfriend
Kokichi: the FUN one you go to when your bored boyfriend
KIIBOY BEING HELPING YOU WITH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK
KOKICHI BEING HELPING WITH BURNOUT FACTS
True, true. Absolutely correct.
Kokichi: look kiiboy!!!! It's your sweetheart!!!
Me: Gun. Now.
☺️🔫 nah im doing it myself-
@@Iswaag oh ok have fun
@@Skoomasipper11 k I am hiding the 10 guns in my closet.
Dam-
*YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED-*
I am not disturbing the 69 likes.
That was a lie.
@@OversizedSquare I’m not disturbing the 90 likes
That. Was. A. Lie. 🙃
@@Stardust29690 I am not disturbing the *120* likes.
That was a lie 😌
@@KapkztAnimates I'm not disturbing the 125 likes....
That. Was. A. Lie~ ☻️💅
Everyone: OMG KIIBO CRASHED KOKICHI YOU BROKE HIM-
Me: **also broken**
Not me being irritated at how close Kokichi is to OUR Kiibo!
**cackles in early**
**cackles in late**
**cackles in late too-**
*dies in 1 month late*
**cackles in i'm a fuckgin late simp**
@Madison Thiel same 😔🤚
Little does Kokichi know I'm very stupid and actually had to think about Kiboy's statements
Same I just got lazy a pulled out a calculator
SAME I FEEL DUMB
Same.
I had to count my fingers to try to find out...I never found it out...
My two comfort characters in one video is 😤👌
Kiibo and Kokichi are definitely my comfort characters too-
Hehe.. yes *i need more comfort characters together in videos like this!!*
I feel nothing for Kiibo
I’m just here for my Kokibean
8:01 Kokichi: *Hey I care about you alright?* me: :DDD
I- *another kokichi, yay!*
Hi Kokichi!
:D
*hugs Kokichi*
Kokichi: *Calls Kiibo a glorified toaster*
Me: N o That job goes to Aegis-
I- lowkey when he said it I was like “kokichi, if u don’t apologise ur getting no more cuddles for 2 weeks”
Ah, i see you're a human of culture as well-
@@jessicabaca6192 hey do u like takis-
@@Comeherekitten Wait how do you know-
Kokichi making a singing contest then regrets it after keebo just goes : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Whenever it played the windows error sound I got sent to outer space with Kaito not even joking-
YOU DID N O T 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@delii6151 I did 😼
@@eeexho 😭😭😭😭😭
@@delii6151 🥺🥺🥺
THATS OUT OF POCKET 💀💀
me:
this channel: *kokichi content*
my brain: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
WHEN KIBO BROUGHT UP MATH I SAID OUTLOUD: “What is this kahoot?”
kokichi oma AND THE ONLY ONE IS ME
@@zenitcozz I’ve seen about twelve Kokichis on my time. And I have been refinding like five of them.
@@kyoaika1836 LMFAO HEP
@@zenitcozz I think there are two Kokichis that are probably concerned because I’ve found their comments on so many videos and replied so many times :,)
I literally said is this my math quiz? But kahoot is a whole new level of hilarious
I can't even explain how happy this made me, especially with how I've been down lately.
Kiibo: *broken*
Me: *AGGRESSIVELY CHASING KOKICHI WITH A SHARPENED SPOON*
Kokichi: *SCREAMING*
*eating popcorn watching kokichi suffer*
( ●v●)
/ >🍿
WHAT THE HECK SODA
@@newborn_kitten HE BROKE TH ROBOT
Me: u wanna borrow my *✨CHANCHELA✨* ?
@@Stardust29690 FR
Kokichi: "It's number 3!! "
Me who guessed statement 2: 👁👄👁
Kokichi: "This sentence is false"
Kiibo crashes
Me: It was a paradox, of course there's no answer!
All jokes aside, that was an amazing Portal 2 reference! That part made me laugh. :)
OMG ITS YOUUU! I like ur videos :)
"Miu, we broke Kii-boy"
-Kokichi Oma
Edit: "Blue screen of death" Im laughing so much right now-
The ultimate glizzy gobla has entered the chat 😎💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
The blue screen of death- K1-B0 it’s not that dramatic-
Kiibo: Happiness = good relationship
Kokichi: No, Conflict = good relationship
Me: I just want hugs.. 👁👄👁💧
Edit: Holy mother of god- 500 likes?!
Edit 2: I forgot I even made this comment-
i made it 69 likes isn't that *nice* ?
:)
Kokichi is a bakudeku shipper-
@@shtackie3499 no-
@@Iswaag of course you would be the one making it 69 xD
Me: I just want to feel like I'm not alone 😔 TWT!
The *"shut up kiiboy"* GAVE ME LIFE SJSHSB
That reboot tho
K I l l u a ? -
Me not knowing what the lie was with kiibos first attempy cuz i forgot what he said as soon as he said it:👁👄👁
The third one
Kiibo: exists
kokichi: *SHUT UP KIIBOY*
*quitely saves into playlist😊*
No one:
Literally No one:
Kokichi: Shut up Kiiboy Dont be a party pooper
Funtime freddy: -Yeets bon bon-
Bon bon: -Dies-
Funtime freddy: Awe what a party pooper
Okay i am FREAKING. Out HOW THE HELL DO YOU SOUND JUS T LIKE KIIBO
"Give the glorified toaster three examples"
I'm happy
I love Six of Crows and would give my lie for Kaz
I burned my entire hand and now I can't sleep
I think I know what the answer is *but I'm not saying it*
@@newborn_kitten *same-*
Statement 1 is false
Your nor happy
Atleast not me 💀
Kokichi: give three examples
Me: I used to wear glasses. I have a speech problem. My brother have a speech problem.
*after some chitchat*
Kiibo: what was the lie
Me: I never wore glasses in my whole life. Well never need too.
This video made my entire day, especially the “nee-heehee” parts and Keeboy’s voice in general 💜💚
kokichi: TACKLE HUG!
Me: O_O KOKICHI-
Kiibo: Perhaps i should-\
Me:*disappears*
Both: O_O
When he said “the whole fun of the game is that you don’t know the answer right when you here it” I felt hella stupid because I don’t know math. TT__TT
Same😔🤚
Well because I already know my threes the lie was statement 3 because 3x9=27 and not 24, but I still really hate math (┬┬﹏┬┬)
🤖Kiibo🌚: Perhaps you may want to reconsider-
🔪Kokichi🍇: SHUT UP KIIBOY.
I regret nothing when i found this channel and nothing can change my mind
Omg nobody’s really been able to do a Kokichi voice/impression well aksjdnshdbsjsbajdnksxjns-
Just to clear things up before they happen: I mean the video was perfect :’D
Kokichi: i think they need some sleep
Me: oh hell yes I’ve been up for over 18 hours
"I don't want to live a boring story"
Man, I want every day of my life to be a filler episode that ends in smiles
When I tell you I clicked so fast-
Kokichi: hey look! You're smiling!
Me: *ends up smiling*
Me when kokichi tackle me *screeching*
I really want more of these
And that is no lie.. ➖〰️👁️✨
heyyy there *buddy* :)
@@Iswaag Wut up best bud =)
@@Iswaag hi kokichi 🤚
@@PastelDollastic hi kokichi, was up bestie! ✨😌💅✨
Try’s to do a voice over
Kibo: Microsoft crash
Me
Wakes up my father from screaming and laughing
Kiibo: *stating multiplication*
Kokichi: *complaining about how it’s obvious*
Me: I don’t know my multiplication tables- 👁💧👄💧👁
Time to watch this at night.. or a sneak peak wont hurt. Also I choked on my hot cocoa when he shut down
The windows sound made me acsend 😭
Me: Oml, hay, I knew this was coming out *Clicks on the video *
Video: *2x playback speed* Ohkeyboi-
Me: I don't think this is right-
JSAB PFP JSAB PFP
13:26 “good night my partner in crime” was 🤌🏼✨
Me: just waiting for them to pick the lie in my statements
Kokichi: eh, idk I wasn't paying attention
Me: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
*I love that I'm sitting here and listening to someone argue with them self-*
WAIT DID HE REALLY SAY GLORIFIED TOASTER L,,MSDKJMDAHJHDAHGGHA I CANT
@Bubble Tea i am sorry i am not able to do that
@Bubble Tea IJS ORRY
@@rantavocadoamami197 yo bro come on ive been missing
@@rantavocadoamami197 i am ur eye
@@rantavocadoamami197 tf you dont you lost right eye
Kokichi: Shut Up Kiiboi!
Me: *Am I Just Not Here Anymore? I Didn’t Come Here To Be Ignored* ._.
*laughs in very early*
this audio fills me with hope 😩
Nagito: 😀
This is so funny and sweet and relaxing. You did a great job, thank you
“What should we do with kiiboy?” Take em’ to miu
Ain’t she dead?
@@alloallen1997 STOPPPP
SORRY I'M LATE I DIDN'T HAVE MY TABLET BUT THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS
The voices fit so well it's Amazing like your impressions are my favorite
*“Blue screen of death”*
GAJAGEJENEJENJ LMFAO SCREEN OF DEATH INDEED-
ISBCIWNSKD THEY SAID THAT RIGHT WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT-
i just wanna say, as a nonbinary person, the two of them referring to me with they/them pronouns made me extremely happy :)))
Damn Kiibo really just said *Windows shutting down*
*hahah notif went brrrrrrrrrrr*
Kokichi : what about you tell the microwave over here an example .
Me : I'm 18 I have a car and my life sucks .
The two lies were on my I’m 18 and I have a car because my life does suck
@@77BrandyS but you have a nice doge 👀
I- 🥺💕
This is so precious and soothing; thank you Cynna
Nobody:
Me: *looking for headphones intensifies*
Me, crying: YALL CAN TAKE OUT THE X LISTENER I'LL JUST BE WATCHING FROM THE CORNER-
"Glorified Toaster" dude that was o e of my old Animal Jam looks- a toaster coyote 💃🚪
Also to make this worse we played this in class 🚶
That’s an interesting look 🤔
I'm Kokichi in a discord server and
AHHWHBB IT WAS AMAZING
Y’all laughed at me ;-;
**pat pat** Death is hilarious, which is why we're all part of the fandom.
@Arianna Schick really..?
@Bubble Tea w h o I s S h e ?
@Arianna Schick pfff
I live for your videos they bring me so much happiness I swear 😭✋💓
i love it when kokichi giggles like-
NEEHEE
I know, it's adorable
kokichi sounds so canon
Kokichi the whole time : “K Į Ī B Õ ŸŸ”
Kiibo : “uh Kokichi-“
Me : *grabs popcorn “this is hilarious-* “
I’m going to listen to this every time I’m sad
i like how kokichi and kiibo are a duo who don't know what love is.
A POLYMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH MY TWO MOST FAVOURITE CHRACTERS?? I'LL TAKE IT
I fell off my bed laughing at kiibo when he crashed.
when this is one of your best asmr channels uve ever seen:
Kokichi:
this sentence is true
this sentence is true
this sentence is false
Kiibo: *crashes*
Me: THE SECOND ONE IS THE LIE 😃
Man I had no idea I needed this until right now-
OUR RELATIONSHIP IS CHAOS HAHAHAH!!!🤣🤣🤣
Kiibo really said 🌐👄🌐
Kokichi be like : silence *KIIBOY*
Kokichi really did say let's do something *totally-not-boring-but-super-fun!*
Also: NOT THE WINDOWS SOUND EFFECT- RIP KIIBO. F in the chat for Kiiboy.
😔✋🏻
I've listened to this so many times that I've almost memorized the whole vid-
Amazing audio dude!! Hope you're doing ok
Just give me a damn hug, Kokichi!
*Hugs Kokichi*
*Kokichi hugs me too*
Cc:shut up keyboard
Me:k e y b o a r d
I should have wake up earlier