Kyle's cousin Kyle

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  • @comradecommie7144
    @comradecommie7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38041

    Cartman's little "Oh man..." When he suddenly realized how challenging the deal was going to be is just golden

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      Made In China He was having so much trouble!!!! Lol

    • @Sweetherbicetea
      @Sweetherbicetea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      No. Cartman spent more money on the jacket, realized he got ripped off.

    • @stargamer7576
      @stargamer7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Made In China you mean Goldstein

    • @alexcardenas9639
      @alexcardenas9639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Ommmm g "maybe he should get sent to a concentration camp. Dam it dammit dammit "😂😂

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Nothing is ever free. Kyle's cousin can tell you all about it.

  • @117kazekage
    @117kazekage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15259

    It’s kinda funny how the most stereotypical Jew cries out Jesus when he’s shocked/scared

    • @m1ckyg21
      @m1ckyg21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +950

      considering jesus was jewish...

    • @Owliare
      @Owliare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah it’s pretty damn funny when ya think about it. :)

    • @anonymousbloke1
      @anonymousbloke1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      @@m1ckyg21 Jesus was a semite ethnically but you can't really consider him to be judaic (member of the jewish faith)

    • @m1ckyg21
      @m1ckyg21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@anonymousbloke1 was martin luther a member of the christian faith?

    • @anonymousbloke1
      @anonymousbloke1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@m1ckyg21 no idea. He was a 20th century black. He coulda been whatever

  • @thenotoriousgigachad3455
    @thenotoriousgigachad3455 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    “I hope one day to be an investment banker”
    Honestly Cartman deserved to get the $40 just for holding back on that one alone

    • @glowingsunrise1030
      @glowingsunrise1030 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But Kyle failed his challenge in my mind to not be such a left handed Charlotte.

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      what does investment banker have to do with being jewish

    • @schoolspirit2751
      @schoolspirit2751 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-mg7wh8zq6vit’s in the name

    • @Furska.
      @Furska. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@user-mg7wh8zq6vits a jewish stereotype that they are very successful as merchants or anything with money

    • @eestwah7147
      @eestwah7147 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Bro I recon he deserves $40 just for lasting the bus ride to school

  • @brianbridges8124
    @brianbridges8124 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +775

    i just realized the comedic irony of someone whos constantly complaining and worried about their health ....who also happens to be extremely durable and keep re-appearing no matter how many times they try to get rid of him.... brilliant.

    • @yuichikita6018
      @yuichikita6018 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      They have to be in tip toe shape for when they end up in a dangerous situation.

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Kenny is dying of laughter somewhere as he reads this

  • @cart.l
    @cart.l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7321

    “You started at $40? You could have done like $12.50!”

    • @paraliez7346
      @paraliez7346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

      Classic jew

    • @jackmehoff5541
      @jackmehoff5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Carter Lewis how bout tree fiddy?

    • @TV.XWORLDDD
      @TV.XWORLDDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jack Mehoff GOLD I LOL’d

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@jackmehoff5541 I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO GODDAMN TREE FIDDY DAMN LOCHNESS MONSTA

    • @danielmejia8814
      @danielmejia8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He's so jewish

  • @bellasiffel
    @bellasiffel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9014

    *"What's that thing?"*
    The way he said that so naturally

    • @belindaheggs6515
      @belindaheggs6515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Kyle Broflovski I’m Cartman’s friend

    • @frankiesamo1563
      @frankiesamo1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Can I play superheroes

    • @bellasiffel
      @bellasiffel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hyper beam Sure.. But it’s up to Cartman I guess

    • @frankiesamo1563
      @frankiesamo1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bellasiffel ile be phsyecic class then

    • @bellasiffel
      @bellasiffel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hyper beam :)

  • @EdginLegend
    @EdginLegend ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    I love how Stan just automatically helps Kyle tape cousin Kyle into the box for the airplane so nonchalantly

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Ride or die for life, that's true best friendship right there

    • @jjharson7344
      @jjharson7344 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      never question your best friend when he needs your help, part of the bro code...

  • @SUB-IN-SUPER
    @SUB-IN-SUPER 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +375

    "What's that thing?"
    "That's my cousin."
    I've laughed too many times at that.

  • @owensanfordstuff
    @owensanfordstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13853

    First thing cartman says is "what is that thing?"😂😂😂

  • @chrisgreig98
    @chrisgreig98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6402

    "Oh, and I hope one day to become an investment banker"
    *"Must fight it... Need. 40. Dollars"*

    • @Trainer_Red.....
      @Trainer_Red..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      40 dollars? You could've done it just for 12.50

    • @bernardopkmDP178
      @bernardopkmDP178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@Trainer_Red..... You gotta lowball these things so you have a place to go

    • @edryan1981
      @edryan1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bernardopkmDP178 uahh ah dude

    • @howardmctroy3303
      @howardmctroy3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Boy it sure is dry out here.

    • @roccoferricelli6923
      @roccoferricelli6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best stereotypes shaming

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    i love how cartman says “what’s that thing?” gold

  • @bonecatart
    @bonecatart ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I love how at 4:20 , Stan immediately disappears when Kyle enters. I know it’s just because of the editing on this video but it makes it look like Stan hates Kyle so much he teleported away

    • @user-gn1tt1oz2r
      @user-gn1tt1oz2r ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Stan really said /tp

    • @tododeku8839
      @tododeku8839 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      THAT’S WHAT I IMAGINED TOO LMAOO

    • @blorbcorporations
      @blorbcorporations 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Stan couldn’t take it anymore

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *CrimsonDawn has left the server*

  • @Joshua-dg4ek
    @Joshua-dg4ek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19031

    I love how even when Kyle 2 and his mom are alone, she still calls him Kyle 2 😂

    • @michaelgualtieri651
      @michaelgualtieri651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

      Still calling him Kyle 2, kinda proves she loves her nephew more than her son.
      Also, she could've just called one Kai. LmAo

    • @BibyJoseph-rt7rx
      @BibyJoseph-rt7rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@michaelgualtieri651 but isn't that his name... I mean what else do you expect her to call him

    • @michaelgualtieri651
      @michaelgualtieri651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@BibyJoseph-rt7rx She could've called her nephew Kyle 2 instead. Or maybe just call either of them Kai as in a nickname so it's less insulting.

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You gotta be consistent.

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Just call one by a nickname, middle name, or last name. The mother is very insultive

  • @thedukeofchutney468
    @thedukeofchutney468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18762

    “I mean I’m a Jew and he’s making me hate Jews!”
    “A self hating Jew? Dude you’re already a stereotype!”
    This gets me every time. 😂

    • @shiriguessman5157
      @shiriguessman5157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Well Jews and Christian Jews are different and I’m a Christian jew

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Shiri Guessman Very true. However, I’m just a gentile Christian.

    • @goldenmemes51
      @goldenmemes51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Shiri Guessman
      No you’re a Hindu converted Christian for money

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Golden Memes What does Hinduism have to do with anything?

    • @goldenmemes51
      @goldenmemes51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Isaiah Stoy you won’t get it you’re
      American white or black , leave this to the Indians to talk about

  • @thatdude27
    @thatdude27 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    “can you put my stupid glasses on the nightstand” 😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Susie_86
    @Susie_86 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    It's the heavy mouth breathing for me 😂

  • @LePLusCoolDesCools
    @LePLusCoolDesCools 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21696

    I love how hard Cartman actually tried. He was genuinely frustrated when he failed to hold back XD

    • @m1k3l1f3
      @m1k3l1f3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +809

      He really needed the 40 dollars

    • @messagefamilystyled1101
      @messagefamilystyled1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +909

      I love how his cousin was disappointed that Kyle started at 40$ instead of lowballing cartman at 12.50

    • @quackman
      @quackman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      that was a lot of money to a kid that age, esp back then!

    • @MMALineMover
      @MMALineMover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I love how Kyle's mom calls him Kyle 2 even when his cousins not in the room

    • @jerrygarry802
      @jerrygarry802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was he? Was he.... freaking daywalker

  • @user-ml6nz2tu9o
    @user-ml6nz2tu9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6712

    "I can see you're clearly a relative of my good friend Kyle here" LMFAO I'm dying.

    • @wilabanodeniro9780
      @wilabanodeniro9780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “LMAO I’m dying”

    • @bigdoinks5884
      @bigdoinks5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      poppin yo asses with clips of family guy funny moments!

    • @lonzobull684
      @lonzobull684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Had me too 😂😂😂💀

    • @fabiana7157
      @fabiana7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wish I could hear Cartman's reply to what he said tho 😂
      I mean, what he would have REALLY wanted to say

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    My favorite part of this episode is the ending. Other Kyle seems like he’s totally oblivious to what the other kids are doing the whole episode, but then he drops the hammer that he’s totally aware they were douchebags the moment they think they can exploit him for money. He was just being polite and non confrontational all those other times.

  • @Saboo27
    @Saboo27 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    My friends and I always use the famous "Im baaaaack" and it makes it even funnier hearing the real one again

  • @ADHD_God5489
    @ADHD_God5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4904

    *”G W A S S E S .”*

    • @benpalma8322
      @benpalma8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      and put them on the night stend

    • @kidanime2540
      @kidanime2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ill tell aunt shiela about you
      *Aunt shieeeeelaaaaa!!!*

    • @kidanime2540
      @kidanime2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ill tell aunt shiela about you
      *Aunt shieeeeelaaaaa!!!*

    • @anom3778
      @anom3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did he say stupid glasses? Lol..

    • @christiananderson4909
      @christiananderson4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm sorry, but I think you mean "glashess."

  • @m4gn3tic82
    @m4gn3tic82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5547

    Eric: MAYBE WE’LL HAVE TO SEND HIM TO C O N C E N T R A T I O N C A M P

    • @justinsimon154
      @justinsimon154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Cartman!

    • @prashantd6252
      @prashantd6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      200th like👏👏

    • @klarcxnt6005
      @klarcxnt6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @apollo_2023
      @apollo_2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was a set up for Cartman probably.

    • @TV.XWORLDDD
      @TV.XWORLDDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bro I went the whole episode without laughing that made me scream

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I love how Kyle straight up knows Cartman will try, so pays him off almost immediately.

  • @FancyyGT
    @FancyyGT 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    1:40 “what’s that thing?” 😂 got me dying

  • @paulv5260
    @paulv5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3745

    "..Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.." - Cartman

    • @ieshapadgett3389
      @ieshapadgett3389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      CARTMAN! 😠

    • @josephmarrison4606
      @josephmarrison4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I feel so bad for laughing at that.

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *Cuts to playground scene*

    • @sultanzod6720
      @sultanzod6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "Aw damnit damnit damnit!!"

    • @Russell3267
      @Russell3267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@josephmarrison4606 I don't, I laugh at the fatalities from Coronavirus, oh and natural disasters. Yea, I'm an asshole.

  • @kylejonas3875
    @kylejonas3875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5184

    I like that Kyle 2 sleeps with his hat

    • @johnny44937
      @johnny44937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I do that too

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

      I like that Kyle 3 pointed that out

    • @darkram3081
      @darkram3081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He got an afro bro what u expect

    • @trashstarr
      @trashstarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@bright-_ nice one

    • @kzoo8268
      @kzoo8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      At least he doesn’t shower with it *looks at Stan*

  • @PrinceRiot
    @PrinceRiot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Sheila calling her own son Kyle 2 even when his cousin is out of the room is so fucking funny, gets me every time

  • @ItsTimeMichael
    @ItsTimeMichael 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    They got this character right down to the adenoidal breathing...🤣

  • @robertsedler4422
    @robertsedler4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8315

    Calls her own child "2".
    That's just wrong.

    • @JoshChristiane
      @JoshChristiane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      When my mom had guests over if their son was named Josh she'd call us Josh 1 and Josh 2. Also in school my teachers did the same. It never bothered me at all, it's all in good humour.

    • @PaladinMika
      @PaladinMika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      it's South Park, wrong is right here

    • @SomeCraftive-Art
      @SomeCraftive-Art 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Buddyboy9000 sdf yeah but calling someone second you always known with the same first name than one you just known with first same name is just kind of wrong if you think about it more...

    • @daniloroksa3766
      @daniloroksa3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know

    • @vfrostbane225
      @vfrostbane225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Buddyboy9000 sdf not a chance. Those close to you come first

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8851

    "I hope one day to be an investment banker."
    Cartman: *nearly suffers a cardiac arrest*

    • @arson2522
      @arson2522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      suffers from a cartman arrest

    • @bananateeth1733
      @bananateeth1733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@arson2522 i found this so much funnier than i should’ve

    • @meyr1992
      @meyr1992 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I dont understand how is that a jewish stereotype

    • @Dave-cw2mj
      @Dave-cw2mj ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meyr1992 basically, in the middle ages Jews were legally restricted to occupations usually barred to Christians and thus many went into money-lending. This led to, through the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, the association of Jews with greedy practices. Wikipedia has an entire page about jewish stereotypes and their origins, if you're curious.

    • @IvnValmont
      @IvnValmont ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @erenjaeger6125
    @erenjaeger6125 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I have virtually every single medical issue that Cousin Kyle has, and this episode had me and my family CRYING LAUGHING. Every two minutes I was like “THAT’S ME!!!!” So damn funny 😂

    • @att2075
      @att2075 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Jew

    • @punchthecake82
      @punchthecake82 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Atleast youre not jewish😂😂 or like money 😂😂 like 100 times worse

    • @keeno1839
      @keeno1839 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wym every single medical issue

    • @nuntet7170
      @nuntet7170 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmbo!

    • @erenjaeger6125
      @erenjaeger6125 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@keeno1839 Allergies, asthma, etc.

  • @SentientIrisu
    @SentientIrisu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Most relatable character as someone with multiple ailments, lmao.

  • @waluigicultmember2539
    @waluigicultmember2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6339

    "I'M BAAAEEEEK"
    *stan teleports out of existence*

  • @nebroc12
    @nebroc12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3740

    "Kyle, this is Cartman. He's my sort-of friend-ish."

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

    • @cobaltprime9467
      @cobaltprime9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That’s progress for them

    • @strawberryjam1150
      @strawberryjam1150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀💀

    • @a_literal_brick
      @a_literal_brick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You'd think Kyle would get along better with a future Rabbi

    • @user-vn9dh6ph3w
      @user-vn9dh6ph3w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a_literal_brick HAHAHA hey im watching this after the special too x)

  • @Bneby
    @Bneby 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    1:40 “what’s that thing?”💀

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    At 2:48 its hilarious seeing Kyle staring over at Cartman hoping he doesnt break 😂

  • @TheCrippledEgg
    @TheCrippledEgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3894

    Kyle is usually the moral compass, but here he's just as shady and opportunistic as Cartman.

    • @streetkid834
      @streetkid834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      honestly if I was Kyle I'd do the same

    • @Karlsruhe00
      @Karlsruhe00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@streetkid834 same

    • @diegozanichelli4071
      @diegozanichelli4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Did you mean "Kyle 2"?

    • @xxzxozkxlxton1344
      @xxzxozkxlxton1344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      If I had that cousin I’d do the same

    • @clickbait3753
      @clickbait3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Yer Nan yeah but then when he stood to gain $5 million he pretend to want him to stay lol.

  • @mikaelskuliatlason945
    @mikaelskuliatlason945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4536

    Cartman had the best line of all time in a TV show ever. “Maybe we’ll have to send him to concentration camp”

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Mikael Skúli Atlason I like how Cartman immediately realized it was a horrible move. One insulting line cost him $40
      However, I don’t know that I wouldn’t be able to hold back that zinger either.

    • @nilsbachellery6939
      @nilsbachellery6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I hope one day i could use this line on someone

    • @runnersdialzero1244
      @runnersdialzero1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Eh, you could see it coming a mile away the second she said the word "concentrate." I don't think the best line in the history of TV involves a predictable joke about the mass slaughter of Jewish people.

    • @nilsbachellery6939
      @nilsbachellery6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@runnersdialzero1244 kinda right xd

    • @jk_ordeanneil3783
      @jk_ordeanneil3783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And that too considering he belonged to a Jewish family. Man it’s literally considered a hate speech in America.

  • @dan240393
    @dan240393 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    He looks like someone combined Elton John and Austin Powers... in a hadron collider.

  • @Bwess2023
    @Bwess2023 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The toenail clipper had my dying 😭 🤣🤣

    • @hardbone6273
      @hardbone6273 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      so did for poor Kenny 😭😭

  • @Acapuculco
    @Acapuculco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4186

    - “I hope one day I’ll be a investment banker”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ksksksksksks8064
      @ksksksksksks8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Finally somebody understand this😂

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Zero_ el_Kero One should 🏦 on it eventually someone would get it.

    • @19martincito73
      @19martincito73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finally someone gets it!

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The memes write themselves, Cartman was holding back so bad

    • @rif42
      @rif42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought Kyle1 would one day want to take over his dad's, Mort, pharmacy in Quahog in Rhode Island. ;-)

  • @p6rksodaa
    @p6rksodaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5817

    “Hey dude”
    “ *w h a t s t h a t t h i n g* “

    • @GameZar13106
      @GameZar13106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Cartman I need to talk to you

    • @GameZar13106
      @GameZar13106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Cartman I'm gonna to make you a deal that there is my cousin from the East coast he's having a really hard time so I'm going to offer you $40 not to rip on him

    • @thebirb6747
      @thebirb6747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Anime Drip “it’s gonna be tough.. but I’ll give it a shot”

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Alright, Kyle this is cartman he’s my sort of friend ish

    • @AtMr8MinutesIsReal
      @AtMr8MinutesIsReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ooh nice to meet you cartman y-you know I saw that same jacket you’re wearing at bostcos for $29.95, how much was yours I-I was just wondering if bostcos is a rip-off

  • @graceherbert-db2es
    @graceherbert-db2es ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how Kyle called his glasses his "stupid glasses"

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Kid has more health problems than any character and Kyle returns like he’s immortal. 😂😂😂

  • @funghxul8144
    @funghxul8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4796

    “I hope he doesn’t suffocate.”
    “He’s fiiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeee.”

  • @JoeSebGriff
    @JoeSebGriff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    "A self hating Jew, you are becoming a stereotype."
    The struggle is real... :(

    • @younot6921
      @younot6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do Jews hate themselves?

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You got Bill Cosby'd Look at Cousin Kyle, he fits every stereotype and South Park’s Kyle worries after he made a good name for Jews this stereotype is gonna ruin it. Stereotypes include the financial trade, being very liberal in beliefs, certain dietary needs, complaining, and more.
      Younger Asians HATE older generations since they slurp their food (culturally correct...IN THE OLD COUNTRY), seem to have a ton of cameras, love tiny things, all fans of anime, all parents are (believed) to be tiger moms.
      Same reason any group hates stereotypes. Not every stereotype is “bad”, but it leads to bad things. What is with an Asian man terrible with math? You mean just because he is Asian he has to be good? Not every Italian kid can cook a ton of Italian food and father’s not connected to the mafia, nor every Irish kid has a drunken father, etc.

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mantidream8179 Yeah and they have an apartheid state and get to spy on America with no consequence

    • @johnsullivan186
      @johnsullivan186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dillon B. We don’t have a lot of days...because of Jews wtf

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@younot6921 Your people being expelled from 110 countries can't be good for your self esteem.

  • @killersharkgamingyt3746
    @killersharkgamingyt3746 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    1:40 “what’s that thing” got me on the floor

  • @platoriamS
    @platoriamS ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The loud mouth breathing is just perfect

  • @AppleOfThineEye
    @AppleOfThineEye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10458

    The energy of Cartman's "Oh my God. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it!" is pure gold.

    • @EnglishTimewithMrChris
      @EnglishTimewithMrChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      The quick cut to Cartman when she says "concentration" is great too. They didn't need to have the teacher saying that word over and over again to hint at the joke they were setting up since they had already done most of the build up with other jokes so the punchline lands even better. Cartman was already almost at his limit and then she said the keyword and so once she said it again it was all over for Cartman getting $40.

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TheLastMillennials Quit piggy-backing off my comment and make your own.

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AppleOfThineEye how old are you?

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheLastMillennials Twenty.
      Is this really your approach? "I'm older than you therefore I'm superior"?

  • @ArunaUtd
    @ArunaUtd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14992

    *I'M* *BEEEEECCCCCKKK*

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      I have honestly been using this for so many years as part of my daily vocabulary and forgotten where it came from until i saw this again.

    • @johnny44937
      @johnny44937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      We need him back in south park

    • @johnny44937
      @johnny44937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Eric Cartman :(

    • @lachyrussell6895
      @lachyrussell6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His feene

    • @justincastillo4739
      @justincastillo4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Joey's WORLD TOUR

  • @timmyflipz
    @timmyflipz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I love the little subtleties that South Park always adds to their episodes, like how Kyle’s mom still calls her own son “Kyle 2” even when no one is around hahahah

  • @user-fe6qq4vz8g
    @user-fe6qq4vz8g 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Still one of the funniest episodes of the whole show to this day

  • @SteadyEddie1983
    @SteadyEddie1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4412

    "I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews!" That one always gets me 😂😂😂
    Edit: Apparently people were confused by my Emojis so I changed them.

    • @supahcomix
      @supahcomix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Francisco Nieves what?

    • @professionalmoron1565
      @professionalmoron1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Edward Finley the writers of the show were Jewish so it isn’t meant to be offensive

    • @mohommadhabibi4616
      @mohommadhabibi4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shut up you jew

    • @professionalmoron1565
      @professionalmoron1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackson Orzekowski well still

    • @SteadyEddie1983
      @SteadyEddie1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@professionalmoron1565 I found it hilarious, not offended in the least.

  • @Bunchun
    @Bunchun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4048

    That quality is crystal, thank you.

    • @thatoneguy779
      @thatoneguy779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think it's from the blu ray discs

    • @poto1418
      @poto1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You can watch all the episodes on the official webside with this same quality, it's great.

    • @coyotecodey1160
      @coyotecodey1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No captions

    • @rylee3412
      @rylee3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avocado really that’s cool it seems like Hulu’s quality isn’t even this good in these early seasons wasn’t this like season 4 ?

    • @hyundaii_sonata
      @hyundaii_sonata 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile pic❣️

  • @MLPAbraxas1
    @MLPAbraxas1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love how Kyle 1 wasn't mad about bribing Cartman but disappointed in him that he would've given him too much money lmaoooo

  • @Kronwalled55270
    @Kronwalled55270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7643

    I've never hated anyone more than Kyle's mom

    • @daniellion5291
      @daniellion5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

      Have i got a song for you

    • @joeythegent3888
      @joeythegent3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Lol the same

    • @ol4037
      @ol4037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll

    • @0blivionvoid139
      @0blivionvoid139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      I dont understand, they never showed Kyle's mom. Now Kyle 2's is a real bitch XD

    • @joeythegent3888
      @joeythegent3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@0blivionvoid139 lol heeez baaaeeekkkkk

  • @ummyg69
    @ummyg69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    If you combine both Kyles together you get Ben Shapiro

    • @Pengowirr
      @Pengowirr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @toyota yaris damnn you got hurt so bad

    • @Godzillaaaaa11
      @Godzillaaaaa11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Ben "my wife is a doctor" Shapiro

    • @nothde9865
      @nothde9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Pengowirr damn you got hurt so bad

    • @nicoledreamcr4666
      @nicoledreamcr4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @Slippschitts Hey Far right moron who thinks his life only make sense if he makes hell out of other people's lifes. Especially minorities.

    • @Underworlddream
      @Underworlddream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @Slippschitts Hey He is a right wing Jewish guy, because of his minority statuse and he is hated by the left because he very good at debating socialist and leftist. That why they constantly call him a Nazi, race traitor, far-right, alt-right, and try to deplatform him because they have a hard time debating him.

  • @hlebushek_mogus
    @hlebushek_mogus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "He's fine"
    Cartman's most famous words

  • @HaIsKuL
    @HaIsKuL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5398

    For an allergy-ridden asthmatic four-eyes weasel, Kyle is really strong surviving through all that.

  • @maybe3xcesive742
    @maybe3xcesive742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    4:49
    “Kyle 2, where’s Kyle??”
    *teleports back to the kitchen*
    “It’s possible he went back to Connecticut”
    “WHAT!?!?”

    • @troomshroom7682
      @troomshroom7682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Grant James Hamilton NANI!?

    • @-mp64-56
      @-mp64-56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WTF!?

    • @XxJonah
      @XxJonah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s edit

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those of us in Connecticut: "No, he's in Franconia Notch"

    • @hypernova_119
      @hypernova_119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle: That is the power of my stand, The World!

  • @JDPower-mk3xe
    @JDPower-mk3xe 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    One of my old friends could perfectly mimick Kyle’s cousin’s voice. It was equally startling and hilarious

  • @jakeh6980
    @jakeh6980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    “It gives me giiiis” lol

  • @danielmedina4276
    @danielmedina4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3022

    He actually called his own glasses stupid. I wasn’t expecting that 😅

    • @thekittehawk6993
      @thekittehawk6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daniel Medina glasses aren’t cool

    • @danielmedina4276
      @danielmedina4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thekittehawk Some people can make it cool. Like The Director from Red vs Blue.

    • @yellya
      @yellya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thekittehawk way to compliment me =(

    • @joystick396
      @joystick396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Glasses really aren’t cool that’s why I stopped wearing mine, blurry vision is the new fad

    • @definetelynotmax
      @definetelynotmax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joystick396 thanks bro

  • @Mettalus
    @Mettalus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5488

    "I-I really think you coulda done it for about 12.50."
    "What?"
    "Wh- I mean you didn't just start at 40, did you? You gotta lowball these things so you got a place to go."
    lmao

  • @DOA-321
    @DOA-321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Kyle sounds like a NYC jew ...Aunt Sheila sounds like the Yentas in my apartment complex..love the accent...make me laff so hard it makes me need da baffroom😅

  • @thepackingpacjack7767
    @thepackingpacjack7767 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like to imagine that Cousin Kyle gets older, he becomes an absolute GigaChad with the exact same voice

  • @cnote2458
    @cnote2458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10354

    I love how Sheila acts more nicer to her nephew then her actual son. Just like my childhood when my parents were lol.

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@TheLastMillennials Okay zoomer

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@AppleOfThineEye zoomer fortniters

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@TheLastMillennials You were born in a year that makes you a zoomer.
      Embrace your zoomerism.

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@AppleOfThineEye Someone born in 2001-2002 are developing into adults surrounded by both the help, expertise and pressures of social media, the internet and advanced technology. The younger millennials were arguably the last generation to have an internet-free childhood. Real millennial definition. Generation Y/Millennials, the generation born in the 1980s and 1990s, comprising primarily the children of the baby boomers and typically perceived as increasingly familiar with digital and electronic technology. Generation Z/Zoomers the generation born in the 2000s and 2010s, comprising primarily the children of the Gen X'ers and typically been raised with screens, smartphones and are the most tech savvy, very much influenced by vloggers and internet celebs. If you're born after the 1900s then you're Gen Z. Gen Z or zoomers remember covid-19 which is part of gen z like 9/11 and it's aftermath with millennials and Gen Z are born after the 1900s and someone who's born in 1900s can't be Gen Z never. Gen Z don't remember 90s or early 2000s they have no clue about 9/11 like steve blue clues and gen z wasn't alive for Bill Clinton. Gen Z culture is different from millennial culture like Gen Z humor or zoomer fortnite internet. Gen Z 2000-2015 or 2001-2016 Z alpha 2015-2018 or 2016-2019 Born after the year 2000 is considered part of iGeneration (aka Generation Z/FORTNITE KIDS). It is so-called due to the technology that existed during the time of their births: iPhone, iPod, iPad, iTunes, Wii, etc, and the way that they are used: individualized. Zoomers! tiktokers, QuaranTEENs, Omegle kids, fortnite kids, tide pod babies, jake paulers, logan paul kids and streamer twitch kids are those born between 2001-2009 and beyond. They all grew up on the same stuff. If you want more facts check my playlists

  • @cheemythedrunkmonke
    @cheemythedrunkmonke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2592

    “I hope one day to be an investment banker”
    He’s more Jewish than green hat Kyle

    • @theinternet6981
      @theinternet6981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Thats the joke

    • @HumanB312
      @HumanB312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kyle 2

    • @Tannerj50
      @Tannerj50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cheemythedrunkmonke jewish isnt a race, Judaism is a religion, it isn't racial , but rather anti semetic !

    • @cheemythedrunkmonke
      @cheemythedrunkmonke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tannerj50 ok

    • @DarrylErickson
      @DarrylErickson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheemythedrunkmonke what u talking about no one said anything

  • @aa-ze5cz
    @aa-ze5cz หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp."
    BRUH... .🤣🤣🤣

  • @daninoob007
    @daninoob007 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love that kyle (cousin) asked for fish in the dinner because he couldn't eat meat, and the fish later made him want go to the bathroom.

  • @crazypancakes7781
    @crazypancakes7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1642

    Every time he breathes loudly with his mouth open, it just gets me so much.

    • @robertgray1811
      @robertgray1811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *intense breathing*

    • @MS-sv1tr
      @MS-sv1tr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It makes me feel a kind of anger I've worked hard to suppress for years, and I resent him for that

    • @Obipolt
      @Obipolt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn u like it

    • @TheLastMillennials
      @TheLastMillennials 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over

  • @worldofhazuli5403
    @worldofhazuli5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2924

    Kyle: I hope he doesn’t die!
    Cartman: *he’s fffffiiIIINNEEEE!*

  • @pchound5962
    @pchound5962 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Let's be honest, we've been around people like him before. Not Jewish stereotypes but just boring one-dimensional people who only complain about their medical problems. And then they use that as an advantage to make everyone feel sorry for them and give them attention. Yes they have a severe problem with their health, but you wish they'd just have a better attitude about it. And on the other hand, there are ones with severe issues who are optimistic and kind.

  • @adrianquinonez5571
    @adrianquinonez5571 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The breathing gets me every time

    • @glowingsunrise1030
      @glowingsunrise1030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?"

  • @starlined2351
    @starlined2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4397

    1:40 “What’s that thing” took me out 😭

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    The way he says, “...it gives me gaais.” Had me rolling. 😆

  • @ChrisAI9
    @ChrisAI9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s a miracle Cartman even lasted that long

  • @Special_kid1
    @Special_kid1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ i grew up in the shitty”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @labrat7382
    @labrat7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    Imagine being so unbearable that a bear brought you home.

  • @stodgiestbow165
    @stodgiestbow165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6011

    “Concentration is the key to success in my classroom”
    “Maybe you should send him to a concentration camp”
    I love this show because it’s not afraid to be offensive

  • @joshuacook903
    @joshuacook903 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how Kyle sees the kid with the NY hat and jersey and is excited, then he walks away and out emerges the other Kyle and Kyle’s face appears disappointed.

  • @I.luv.my.razie_
    @I.luv.my.razie_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Kyle’s breathing never fails to make me laugh.

  • @EMMoney8806
    @EMMoney8806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1628

    "I got dragged for over 100 miles before the bus finally stopped for ges!" Lol HAHAHAHAHA

    • @PolishGuy
      @PolishGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EMMoney8806 he said that and iä heard it damn

    • @wilykat
      @wilykat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm surprised that he was able to survive and make it back to Kyle's house mangled up to tell his ordeal. Lol

    • @ihavenoidea4727
      @ihavenoidea4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wilykat p sure it was a reference to something else, lol. At least the comment is I playing th at

  • @AdamBorseti
    @AdamBorseti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    "I tried to get him lost in the woods, but a stupid *bear* brought him back!" lol. The bear couldn't even take his shit!

    • @fefebtw6264
      @fefebtw6264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      im pretty sure if you were a bear; stereotypes would be the equivalent of stale, disgusting mcdonalds.

    • @edinscot56789
      @edinscot56789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's kind of disturbing when you think about it

    • @KingPiye06
      @KingPiye06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro that's hilarious

    • @AlexanderShamov
      @AlexanderShamov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolutely unbearable

  • @KB-si5fx
    @KB-si5fx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ngl, I'd be friends with Kyle's cousin, Kyle.

  • @nugsymalone1247
    @nugsymalone1247 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just the kids open mouth has me cracking up, so well done

  • @skelebop78yearsago58
    @skelebop78yearsago58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    the fact that Kyle still cares about his cousin even tho he hates him is kinda sweet.

    • @cl0v3rg4rd3n
      @cl0v3rg4rd3n ปีที่แล้ว +101

      bro he taped his sled to a bus😭

    • @TheGreatMii
      @TheGreatMii ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "Care"? Bruh, He wants him around for money

    • @pizza9213
      @pizza9213 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      He's clearly talking about Kyle, you guys are thinking of Kyle

    • @Ojacku
      @Ojacku ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kyle really cared about kyle 2 hes really sweet

    • @THEREALSEVEN
      @THEREALSEVEN ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice username, you had me confused asf for a solid 10 seconds

  • @zachfine3949
    @zachfine3949 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fact that the stereotype is literally true is mind boggling 😂

  • @davidmalone7069
    @davidmalone7069 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He totally seems like the guy to dig tunnels for no reason

  • @letzgetphat3433
    @letzgetphat3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3532

    As a practicing Jew I can in fact confirm that this is extremely and unfortunately accurate.

    • @kenrickpena1453
      @kenrickpena1453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Bronze Spectre bruh

    • @letzgetphat3433
      @letzgetphat3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @Pete Guthrie usually we begin to develop at talking age, then at 8 years old you’re couponing

    • @teddyvincent4833
      @teddyvincent4833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The two toughest kids in my hometown (in Connecticut of all places) were Jews. Both college wrestlers, great guys, and my oldest friends. Can’t wait to send them this clip. They are the exact opposite of Kyle’s cousin in many ways, but so smart fiscally. They’re Jews, so what do you expect?

    • @fabiana7157
      @fabiana7157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What are you doing out of the camp? Get back here

    • @fabiana7157
      @fabiana7157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@teddyvincent4833
      "Tough jews"
      You're funny.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    I love how a lot of South Park is about how we can’t escape our stereotypes.

  • @williampulfer-melville8536
    @williampulfer-melville8536 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Must be bloody annoying when your aunt and uncle name your cousin the same name that you have

  • @lilmike2710
    @lilmike2710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember when this episode aired.
    With me sitting there with a big stupid grin on my face the entire time.

  • @DanknDerpyGamer
    @DanknDerpyGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    3:00 - 3:04 *“Maybe we’ll have to send him to concentration camp ... AH! Dammit, dammit, dammit!”*
    To be fair, he really did try. That outburst though. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @katyushasnagant6124
      @katyushasnagant6124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NO KITEH, THATS MEH POT PEI

    • @CoolNinja925
      @CoolNinja925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "I look forward to become a financial banker" Hahaha 🤣🤣

    • @derjoghurtmitderecke
      @derjoghurtmitderecke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watching this as a german feels a bit uncomfortable sometimes... 👀💦 Although I am a totally different generation.

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who do you think is cute Kyle or Kyle 2?

    • @unclequan5539
      @unclequan5539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funniest part was trying not to make an offensive joke but the Temptation was too strong to have a good laugh 😅😅😅

  • @beanie-man
    @beanie-man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2449

    Cartman: "What's better then ripping on one Kyle?"
    Cartman: "Ripping on two Kyle's."

    • @kingcartman7217
      @kingcartman7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Better*

    • @kylebroflovski7419
      @kylebroflovski7419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tee Hee Man Dang it

    • @doofusdog2663
      @doofusdog2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i need to walk to therapy after this

    • @hanabelay1558
      @hanabelay1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingcartman7217 you are a different cart man

    • @hanabelay1558
      @hanabelay1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylebroflovski7419 you are not a Jew

  • @lagfos1283
    @lagfos1283 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Good job jew" Cartman is the most random and easily the funniest chracter in south park

  • @Pfsif
    @Pfsif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2770

    Investment Banker! Come on, it writes itself.

    • @simpsbelongtothegulags3702
      @simpsbelongtothegulags3702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Its in the blood

    • @scalemaster170
      @scalemaster170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Rothschild

    • @Eetu.R
      @Eetu.R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-me7mm7gr1p oh man i absolutely love the way you think

    • @billyrj973
      @billyrj973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Iskalder Hollywood director involved in white shaming movies, founder of a pro immigration/ refugee association (to Europe and U.S. (but not Israel🇮🇱))

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@scalemaster170 ayee im happy other people know about those inbred scumbags Rothschild family

  • @caleb1413
    @caleb1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4953

    I have Jewish extended family from Connecticut, and i love Kyle’s cousin because, to be perfectly honest, his characterization is actually super accurate. I literally can think of three relatives just off the top of my head who are just like him.

    • @cassidy7684
      @cassidy7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      lmfaoo me too

    • @naser1109
      @naser1109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      I notice the accent is also accurate. Many Jews do speak English like that

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Goldberg... Ok, I believe you!

    • @music79075
      @music79075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I am so sorry.

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      If you ever work in the entertainment industry, you're bound to run into some people like that. They're not even Jewish religiously, but they act like the stereotype so accurately. I think it's how those from the Midwest can't hear their own country accent and mannerisms either unless recorded and played back. We sound different in our own head. lol

  • @mitsubishilancerevov9937
    @mitsubishilancerevov9937 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    cartman was fighting demons for those 40$

  • @thatcadendude
    @thatcadendude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    its funny how kyle literally has to pay cartman 40 bucks