Good luck= English Buena Suerte= Spanish Buona fortuna=Italian Viel Glück= German Succes=Dutch Καλή τύχη=Greek Powodzenia=Polish Boa sorte=Potrugese Mult noroc=Romanian Bonne chance=French Good luck everyone....
Waaay to much fun....Jesus Tal calm down xD I personally preferred his older vids with his old editing where I could actually focus on him talking and not be distracted with the multiple noises in the background....butthat'sjustme.
"You know those moments when your so uncomfortable and you start *precipitating* " *precipitating* - rain, snow, sleet, or hail that fall on the ground Good job tal
Violin Lover2003 thanks you. Like didn’t he go to like first grade like where they like teach you like that song like about frogs toad newt and salamanders like they’re amphibians like tal like. After like saying like twice I like got kind of like carried away.
1.I woke up 2. I became friends with Melanie Martinez 3. I watch Special victims unit 4. I dated cheesecakes 5. I went to bed read in the order of 5,2,3,4,1 I don't know I'm bored so..... Don't judge me......... this is what happens when I'm bored........ Okay bye now....
Your sister When she wakes up at night. What rely confused me whas the fact that Tal thinks salamanders are fishes, salamanders are amphibians and they look like lisards.#trigered
Lol, he isn't going to university. Salamander and Salmon are close, but they are totally different. And Tal doesn't know how salmons look like as salmon are REALLY long.
3:04 Tal.......are you constipated? If you are, i have laxitives, if not, well go see a psychiatrist. 4:26 yeah........you need help............but your not the only one😊
When Tal likes the song "Bring me to life."
wake me up
Allie savagesoftballstitch I thought it was wake me up!!
It's not wake me up
Allie savagesoftballstitch I got so happy when he played it lol
Allie savagesoftballstitch yet you still looked up "Wake Me Up Inside"
Tal has too much fun editing
M4 Life ikr
It makes no sense,in my brain, in my mind, in my soul.
~Tal 2017
YAY KAWAI!!!!!!
îm sô kâwâîî,really😱😱you had to Mock him?!
Harry Lowe its called "quoting".......calm down
Harry Lowe bruh chill they are quoting Tal
geez
Rasberry Lushh I
Tal doesn't know his fish......
Or his lizards.
"Salamander"
Stay in school kids
karma the wolf creepypasta lover salamanders isn't a lizard
Its a amphibian
It’s charzard
karma the wolf creepypasta lover a salamander is an anphibian
karma the wolf creepypasta lover a salamander
ISNT A LIZARD
Tal fishman
"Silent Internal Shattering" *Awwwwww.......*
I honestly love watching Tal slowly slip into insanity
Who doesn't?
I love how you say you don't know fish, but your last name is Fishman 😂
Cassie Mccall hahahahahahah😂
Cassie Mccall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 yass
Cassie Mccall not funny dont tease him
+Mary Maric like he won't mind
You should know because your a "Fishman"
Bao Nguyen it’s a name...
Lol
Bao Nguyen heh I get it
Yeah 😠
Lol I just realized that he doesn't know he's fish but he's tal "FISHMAN" LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NEWS IS TAL NEEDS TO LEARN HIS ANIMALS 😂😂😂
Imra Abdulle. Why his animals? ??
Talimander
Imra Abdulle with you 😂😂😂😃😃😃😅😅😉😉😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😊😊😊😊😊😜😜
Salamander 🤣🤣🤣
What Janis messiah I'll ko local
4:30 his laugh and that pic made my day 😂😂😂😂
Diamond Mitchell ikr😂😂😂
IKR
Diamond Mitchell lol
Diamond Mitchell the vegans are triggered.
Diamond Mitchell Haha ikr?!
4:25 you started looking like ur rll high 😂
Toma Ruzgytė that laugh is creepy ;-;
Lpl
Tal: what the hell the cheese is growing hair!?!?
Me: no the hair is growing cheese XD LOL
Was I the only one that tried to cross my legs like the photo on 4:23 😂😂
Kristian Andreas
i can cross my legs like that, but I dont really do it,,,like ever
Nope!
Kristian Andreas no
Kristian Andreas I did it 😲 omg!!!!
Kristian Andreas same lol
When your friends are headless chickens in a hot bath
Good luck= English
Buena Suerte= Spanish
Buona fortuna=Italian
Viel Glück= German
Succes=Dutch
Καλή τύχη=Greek
Powodzenia=Polish
Boa sorte=Potrugese
Mult noroc=Romanian
Bonne chance=French
Good luck everyone....
Aya Ivy hahahahahahah bonjour!!!!
Aya Ivy Enchanté?
I am a serial killer ah ah hah hah hahahaha ah hah
Aya Ivy please add Russian=udachie
wait, if two vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trey Desautels LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 some kid said that joke in my class
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🦄🦄🦄😂🤣😂🤣
Idk but it makes me wanna laugh 😂😂😂
*Good question. Friend*
Who is scrolling through the comments while watching the video
Luz Sanchez yup
me
Luz Sanchez me:-)
Luz Sanchez me
Luz Sanchez me
I think Tal has way way too much fun editing
Waaay to much fun....Jesus Tal calm down xD
I personally preferred his older vids with his old editing where I could actually focus on him talking and not be distracted with the multiple noises in the background....butthat'sjustme.
Tal has way too much fun editing! 😂😂😂
Remember when the comments were about the video?
not really...
PaTrick Playz this one isn't
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PaTrick Playz
Yeah... ah the good old days...
;-;
They still are on some channels.
PaTrick Playz HA....no
He loves editing doesn't he 🤣
Kaya Nuttall ikr
Kaya Nuttall true
Kaya Nuttall sorry but I don’t get why people always say this?
Lol
3:04 WTF!!!! this sound makes me laugh so bad 😂😂😂😂
It sounds like he is pushing his poop down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2018 anyone?
Jasmin Kooloos me
Jasmin Kooloos meh
Yeahhh boiiii
Meh meeee
I like sexxxxxxxxxxmmmmmmmmm
He said salamander instead of salmon I think
Night mares not a salmon its a Tuna we have small Tuna here in PH👌
Yea he said salamander
meca g h
Night mares it was 💯 tuna
Night mares u right
Salamander!!? 😂 "I don't know my fish." Lmao salamanders are lizards.😭💀
Emma2glossy
Actually, Salamanders are amphibians, like frogs and such
Emma2glossy finally someone who knows their animals!! XD
Emma2glossy That was exactly what I thought when I saw it.
salamander are f***ing amphibians
Emma2glossy THATS WHAT I SAID IT ANNOYED ME SO MUCH
HE CALLED A SALMON A SALAMANDER! OMG 😀😃😄😁😆🤣😂😅🙂
the worst part...it wasn't even a salmon 😂
GhostKiller 36 I think it was a banita
Ummmm that definitely WAS NOT a salmon, salmon are reddish brown
It is not salmon but you were correct that that fish is not a salamander...
Talimandet
"You know those moments when your so uncomfortable and you start *precipitating* "
*precipitating* - rain, snow, sleet, or hail that fall on the ground
Good job tal
I CANT BREATH ITS SO FUNNY
dong nasaupmil
CAN'T*
dong nasaupmil
*CAN'T
*BREATHE
*IT'S
Sorry, I'm a little bit of a grammar nazi
Tal Fishman doesn't know his fish
Chris Doyle. Why HIS??😒
Talimander
"Are people born with their lives?" Great job Tal 😂
Green Queen he said "bored"
A salamander is a lizard not a fish 😂
Josie Lawrence a salamander is an amphibian. A lizard is a reptile
Josie Lawrence it an anphibian
NoPeanutz Allowed reeeaaaallllllllyyy????
1:07 WHAT ARE THOSE!!!
2:06 GOT EM
HAHAH
Video Clips IDK AAAAHHHHH
There flip flops lol 😁
Video Clips LOL LOL
Does anyone else think his laugh sounded like Patrick?
The Radical BroTater ik XD
The Radical BroTater i think hes the laugh of patrick
yeh
Aren Nitsche-funny this is
The Radical BroTater yeah
salamander isn't a fish... 😂
That is what I was going to say
ikr
That was the cringiest part of this video
Violin Lover2003 thanks you. Like didn’t he go to like first grade like where they like teach you like that song like about frogs toad newt and salamanders like they’re amphibians like tal like. After like saying like twice I like got kind of like carried away.
"chickens don't take baths in..my sink"
tal fishman 2017
"These photos are very uncomfortable"
So true!
And I think after this, I'll throw up! 🤢
Who's watching Tal instead of studying
lol me
Cheez-it Cheese he is toooooooooo cute
D Richard yeah I know but after the "foot" scene with tal so I like him about 0.00000000000000000000000001% less how about you?
Cheez-it Cheese I have 3 quizzes .____________. And I am watching
Cheez-it Cheese his name is tal!? My life is a lie!
The cheese looked like smeagle from the lord of the rings
Cameron Stewart lol!!
Cameron Stewart oh yeah 😂😂😂😂😂
Cameron Stewart true dat
XD tru dat
oh my God I have to be disgusting thing in the world
All i want for Chritmas are my two front teeth... MAM GIVE THEM BACK
3:35
Tal:I’m officially quitting TH-cam, thanks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Literally laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For the EVERYONE who see this have a WONDERFUL DAY/NIGHT ❤️❤️❤️
k
Kaitlin Wilson but it's opposite day. It's 5:35 here
Kaitlin Wilson Night 😂
Kaitlin Wilson Opposite Day is January 25
Ender- evie yup same night over here xD
Big boy pants?
Im a girl :/
Jessie Jem me me big boy
Ceca Siahaan I'm a jacksfilms subscriber too!
Hailey auburn eyy
Jessie Jem *TRIGGERD*
CR8TIVE, M8
1.I woke up
2. I became friends with Melanie Martinez
3. I watch Special victims unit
4. I dated cheesecakes
5. I went to bed
read in the order of 5,2,3,4,1
I don't know I'm bored so..... Don't judge me......... this is what happens when I'm bored........ Okay bye now....
Emily Royer
It's fine I won't judge 😊
Emily Royer bio special victims units good
Emily Royer pretty unoriginal but ok
Emily Royer 150th like
I like cheesecake
Your reactions are hilarious 🤣😆😂
You make me laugh so bad with this serie 🤣😂😭
Tal: " I don't know my fish."
Me:" But your last name's Fishman😶"
haha
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
it is the final countdown on the uncomfortable role..
Mikka Dempsey ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN TUTUTUTU TUTUTUTUTUUUU TUTUTUTU TUTUTUTUTUTUTU
Bununubunubununubunununu
😨😨😨😨
its so bad im only 6% no
his laugh at 4:24-4:32 😂😂😂
Isn't salamanders....lizards?
Yes I think
Yep. Anfibians.
They r amphibians I’m a animal/dinosaur so I know a lot
I ate eggs through this video and almost spat it out 😂😂
Galaxy Robot234 lol
Voltres they were boiled already
I don't know who knows his fish tal fishman
Your sister When she wakes up at night good one
Your sister When she wakes up at night. What rely confused me whas the fact that Tal thinks salamanders are fishes, salamanders are amphibians and they look like lisards.#trigered
Elisheba Vento fish*
Sorry to tell you this tal but.............................salamander is not a fish.Its a lizard.
Tacos Vlogs yes thank u!!!!
LOL XD 😂😂😂
Dead mans gaming your the only person who acctually got it right
Tacos Vlogs let me spell it out for you A-M-P-H-I-B-I-A-N-S N-O-T L-I-Z-A-R-D-S
It’s an amphibian
Those fish flip flops! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😁😄🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Bruh a salamander looks sort of like a lizard
Casey Hansen it is a type of lizard
A salamander is an amphibian smart guys
Casey Hansen I thought it was a lizard
Casey Hansen ummmmm bc it is a lizard...
A salamander is an amphibien
AHHHHHHHHHHH IM CRINGING SOOO MUCH
Why am i not cringing? Is it because im goth?
Wat do u guys think?
Little Black Hood probs I’m emo/ goth too
тнє муѕтιᴄ ωσlf fσχ eiiiiii were same lol glad to know someone too is goth in this channel
Me and normal people:
This is a salamander 🦎
This is a fish 🐟
...
...
Tal:
This is a salamander 🐟
This is a fish 🐟
Lol, he isn't going to university. Salamander and Salmon are close, but they are totally different. And Tal doesn't know how salmons look like as salmon are REALLY long.
Gummy Gem bro that's a lizard not a salamander it doesn't have gills like salamanders
Gummy Gem 🦎 is a lizard
Beatrice Tan actually salamanders are amphibians
Joseph Ramirez I was going to type that..........
"This is cute!"
5 seconds later
"Sigh!"
The hot tub chicken is funny
Yeah dude that is uncomfortable and funny
STOP AT 4:29 HE SOUND LIKE PATRICK FROM SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS, IS IT JUST ME...OMG ;D
Alissa Tedesco yeah the laugh tho 😂😂😂😂
Alissa Tedesco,OMG!HE DOSE!!
Alissa Tedesco ikr
Alissa Tedesco omg yes lol
OMG YAS
I still can't believe u have 5mil I remember when u had 200k that was A YEAR AGO 🎉🎉
Little Liza he has 7mil
"Chickens don't take hot tub baths in my sink."-Tal Fishman 2017 4:27
*Tal*: "You know those moments when your so uncomfortable you start precipitating.. " *Me*: (*facepalm*) "Tal, you need some help." :-)
I thought I was just hearing things LOL
Kz TheWolf LOLLL
Kz TheWolf
SALAMANDER?!?!?!?!
I think you mean salmon bro
A salamander is a amphibian 😂 Not a Fish Tal FISHMAN (you should know your Fish TAL FISHMAN) I still love you Tal though 😂
RoastedPeanuts (AJ) Ok, thanks
He meant salmon. And also he said he doesn't know fish.
Nina Daisy yes I was waiting for someone to comment about this and his last name😂
Nina Daisy,BURN!😱😱EVEN THOUGH I WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT TAL!!
Nina Daisy isn't it a reptile a form of lizard or an.i thinking of a newt or something
I will never look at cheese the same way again... tbh I don’t even like cheese. Still..🤢😂😂😂🧀🧀
Me too hour later eating cheese wut cheese my first love
I'm so manly I got blood drawn from my arm
Now I'm wearing a spongebob band-aid
Ujjwal Shrestha so u got blood work me to and I got nothing so manly
Ujjwal Shrestha boi every one gets blood drawn from their arm in their life (unless u r trying to be funny than that is pretty funny 😂)
i got Uncomfortable when he pulled out his hairy leg
Lol
elizabeth ruiz lmao
0:19
Holy snitchzel , Tal's face brighter than my future.
Tierna's Wifi *Schnitzel
Tierna's Wifi OH MY GOD YOUR PRO ICE PICTURE!!! It's Tyjo and Jishwa!!!
"When you start precipitating and like" 😂😂
1:11 WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cutiepaws365 AJ ahhahaha so true
Cutiepaws365 AJ Salamanders
Tartsia lol
*Cutiepaws365 AJ*
Fish sandals :D
Cutiepaws365 AJ hahahahahhahhahahahahha I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Tal is literally the cutest haha!!
Yeah his leg hair it toootally cute (sarcastic)
Sarah Miller 😅
Sparkle Sparkling Turtle heh no kidding
Sarah Miller,no kidding😏😏
Sarah Miller if he's nearby u go out with him
Spoiler alert!
The "feet high heels" are clear shoes you can clearly tell
Emily Woodburn PUN. Accidental pun.
Emily Woodburn OMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DEADDDDD 💀😂
Accidental pun
Emily Woodburn Are you an idiot or are joking? I really can't tell 😂
BRUH
Can you guys see the hair that is falling off is forehead😂😂😂
Love u tal❤❤❤
Salamander=Fish?
The one with the long nails Danielle Bregoli be like
Jake Duff lmfaooooo
Jake Duff nail fight
3:04 Tal.......are you constipated? If you are, i have laxitives, if not, well go see a psychiatrist.
4:26 yeah........you need help............but your not the only one😊
XxMidnight CrystalxX I'm homicidal so me too 😊
XxMidnight CrystalxX lol flipping he got high after those legs
Tal's face at 2:40 is my face when I see my grades 😭🤣
I Didn't Get Uncomfortable *Once*
Edit: Thank You For The Likes
julia banach your not alone😮
Either did I 😂😂
Julia B not true
Julia B I didn’t get uncomfortable once either...I got uncomfortable 5 times 😂
lol
Salamander isn't even a fish salmon is
Paige Guzman yes it is.
The Biscey It's not the type of fish he thought it was tho. But thanks for informing me. I didn't know that.
The Biscey no actually it's an amphibian. Basically a slimy smooth lizard. No trying to be rude btw. Have a great day or night!
Lmfaoooo broo a salamander is not a fish lol
Kiara Gonzales ik
Kiara Gonzales IKR who doesn't know that
Kiara Gonzales those are bonitas
I sat here and watched this while eating
Salamander is not a fish...... bruh... it's a lizard
SK Eskimo a salamander is still a loaded 😂😂 Charmander is a Pokémon 😂
BearsLovePizza actually salamanders are not lizards, they are amphibians. Lizards are reptiles. Both wrong. Btw no hate 😊 I don't do hate
BearsLovePizza.
Bethanie The Jammer Took the words right outta my mouth😂😂
BearsLovePizza it's not a lizard it's an amphibian....
heh "flispers"😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:50 what song in background?
+Voltres I already know what it is
It's Heart of Courage
Caterpie Two steps from hell
4:26 when ur trying to hold ur pee
I don't get it.
Ur Name is tal!?!
Your picture makes your comment better
*YES*
It's actually tal
Look at this dude a salamander is a lizard
Rhea Lewis no it isn't. Lizards are reptiles while salamanders are amphibians!
Rhea Lewis burn
Rhea Lewis look at this dude a salamander is an amphibian
He probably got them mixed up with salmon. :P
Rhea Lewis learn animal biology and edit the comment.
Idk why but I love tal laugh it's so adorable
Maria Duenad awwww
4:55-- R WE A JOKE TO U??😢🤣🤣
who else is breathingg?
Kayra Me hbu
Kayra omg me same wooow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😲😲😲
I am breathing oxygen, what are you breathing?
Fuzz Bear Plush - Pıushbear fart 😂😂
Kayra me
thank you so much for ruining eggs for me😂😂😂😂
why do Americans hate fish and sardines???? Filipinos love it......i love it
Janine Isabelle Villalobos Fish is life 😂
Am I the only who noticed the sad music in this video was from Naruto?
Yes!My fellow Filipinos!
yes,I like fish so much and I'm a filipino too,also please check out and subscribe to my channel.
Unknown TH-camr i subscribe your channel
"...and you just start precipitating."
-Tal Fishman, 2019
I didn't get uncomfortable at all. Idk what's wrong with me 😂😂
Wanna see the MOST uncomfortable thing in this whole vid? Click here. 4:17
laura cockatiel OMG😂
yeah but whut is the song
LOLITTA LULU Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
lol😂
A salamander is a salamander, which is an amphibian. Biology, Tal. Biology.
And perspirating, not precipitating. You're not a cloud, clouds precipitate, which is rain. Geology, Tal. Geology.
Its meteorology Matthew, meteorology (your reply to your comment)
IKR
Kermit the Frog Just a lot of corrections in this thread.
With spike nails u can cut any one
whats the song called at 1:48 please tell me
Splashed Ink two steps from hell
Heart of Courage
The hairy cheese reminds me of the one video that How To Basic posted about them eating that hairs cake 😷😷😷
Sal ous but that video was hilarious lol i never find it disgusting or anythin idk why
Which episode was that??
I think, Tal has way to much fun editing!! ♥️😂😁
they're "slippppeeerrryyy salamander sandals "
Ya about dat... I was in my bed so I was confertable