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his google search: "how many seconds is 17 minutes"
xqc doesn't run the channel
Nah he counted jigachad
@@N5FX who said he does?
And Your google search is how many minutes are in 1026 seconds
@@thatsinteresting8810 or you can just look at the length of the video Pepega
xQc water handle translation:
There is a valve in your house, usually in the basement near your furnace, that turns off all the water in the house. If she had known that, she wouldn't be having a dilemma.
thank u so much!!!! i really couldnt understand what he was saying
Because he didn't specify, and proceedes to call people dumb.
It’s an apartment - people don’t have access to that in apartment buildings most of the time
I live in an apartment building so I probably wouldn't even have access to that right?
It’s an apartment, and a lot of times the units don’t have dedicated shutoffs, hence which is probably why she called her management.
Hey I liked the part where xQcow explains how in your house or apartment has a main water valve in order to turn off your water in case it breaks, thanks xQcow, very good video 😀 👍
I mean...duh?
Clueless
Most of Xqc fanbase is under 12 anyway so it's good that he's telling them basic advice
Lmao bruh I’m trolling😂👹👨🦼
Bruhhh there aint no mf valve where i live you just say fuck it and move 😂😂
0:33 this part with the chat got me dying
11:01 LMAOOOO DUDE SAID "SHI FALLIN OFF THE BONE"
the funniest part of the whole vid was the chat having a second chat
bro thats some james bond secret type of shit, actually hilarous OMEGALUL
how to have a second chat?
Im noob
Thank you MR.cow for making me entertained for 1027 seconds , truly another classic (10:44
thanks for saving my time
you are a true soldier
Holy *BOOBA*
sad
That butt is for breeding 😩
3:03 if by handle he means Main Water Shutoff Valve, most homes have it but apartments mostly don't. They usually have one for the whole complex and it costs like $200 per 10 mins to turn it off.
Tyler the creator telling normal story = pepepains
10:44 for the boys
her face ain't it tho :/
9:22 I don't know why but this new tts immediately sounded like a Fallout 1 or 2 voice actor to me.
That's the video not tts...? Also I think that's Zefrank's voice
3:12 not everyone lives at chateau. this shit happened to me and we had to have our landlord cut into the wall to get to the piping to fix it after accessing the valve outside to turn off water to the whole apartment.
obviously don't know that most places are not as fancy as the places you have lived
17:06 You'll thank me later.
Saved
omg thank you you're time saver
I'd actually love one of those tiny homes, wish I could buy them here, the two story one is more than enough place for me.
'my eyes are buggin out, i cant see anything!' was the funniest part holy shit. im crying.
Those toddler twins straight up WorldStar their mom 💀
Dude the kid and dog one is the most adorable thing I've ever seen
omg i cant wait to watch xqc stare at videos for 17 minutes!!!!
RUBIUS VS XQC ???
10:44 for my fellow men of culture
you're not a man of culture you're just down bad
no fucking shot a grown men, putting the timestamp for a kid 💀💀💀💀💀
you are not a man of culture, marton, youre a porn addict. find God.
1 Paul, a servant of Christ Jesus, called to be an apostle and set apart for the gospel of God- 2 the gospel he promised beforehand through his prophets in the Holy Scriptures 3 regarding his Son, who as to his earthly life[a] was a descendant of David, 4 and who through the Spirit of holiness was appointed the Son of God in power[b] by his resurrection from the dead: Jesus Christ our Lord. 5 Through him we received grace and apostleship to call all the Gentiles to the obedience that comes from[c] faith for his name’s sake. 6 And you also are among those Gentiles who are called to belong to Jesus Christ.
7 To all in Rome who are loved by God and called to be his holy people:
Grace and peace to you from God our Father and from the Lord Jesus Christ.
Paul’s Longing to Visit Rome
8 First, I thank my God through Jesus Christ for all of you, because your faith is being reported all over the world. 9 God, whom I serve in my spirit in preaching the gospel of his Son, is my witness how constantly I remember you 10 in my prayers at all times; and I pray that now at last by God’s will the way may be opened for me to come to you.
11 I long to see you so that I may impart to you some spiritual gift to make you strong- 12 that is, that you and I may be mutually encouraged by each other’s faith. 13 I do not want you to be unaware, brothers and sisters,[d] that I planned many times to come to you (but have been prevented from doing so until now) in order that I might have a harvest among you, just as I have had among the other Gentiles.
14 I am obligated both to Greeks and non-Greeks, both to the wise and the foolish. 15 That is why I am so eager to preach the gospel also to you who are in Rome.
16 For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile. 17 For in the gospel the righteousness of God is revealed-a righteousness that is by faith from first to last,[e] just as it is written: “The righteous will live by faith.”[f]
God’s Wrath Against Sinful Humanity
18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.
24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator-who is forever praised. Amen.
26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.
her face ain't it tho :/
3:21 You're talking about the main stopcock in the house, in the uk we also have one outside our houses
40-50k for a good tiny home vs 500k+ for space you aint gonna use
my thought as well
like what do u need that much space for my mom house they put that old big chairs just for fill space
Huh, you know you have options when buying a house, right? Why buy house with space you aren't gonna use?
@@sosea_exe i'm talking about too much space
@@sosea_exe it's the UU we're talking about; they have a lot of "house restrictions" both on how big the area of the house is + how much of it is your yard and how much of it is the actual house etc which greatly inflates the price of your house.
X's last sentence summed up all the tiktoks.
*quien más vino por qué rubius lo reto? XD*
Ya le contesto y dijo que si
@@platon5529 en donde dio la respuesta
Año 2023: XQC vs Rubius 😾🤝
people were getting so offended when he said the fence looks bad but it really did look like dogshit
Rubius te ha retado, bro, tienes que aceptar
Same 3 titles FeelsGoodMan Clap
bro this chat is probably the worst chat i have ever seen
9:45 your welcome 🙏🏼😳
10:44 Oh ma lawd dat shit fallin off da bone 😩
1 Paul, a servant of Christ Jesus, called to be an apostle and set apart for the gospel of God- 2 the gospel he promised beforehand through his prophets in the Holy Scriptures 3 regarding his Son, who as to his earthly life[a] was a descendant of David, 4 and who through the Spirit of holiness was appointed the Son of God in power[b] by his resurrection from the dead: Jesus Christ our Lord. 5 Through him we received grace and apostleship to call all the Gentiles to the obedience that comes from[c] faith for his name’s sake. 6 And you also are among those Gentiles who are called to belong to Jesus Christ.
7 To all in Rome who are loved by God and called to be his holy people:
Grace and peace to you from God our Father and from the Lord Jesus Christ.
Paul’s Longing to Visit Rome
8 First, I thank my God through Jesus Christ for all of you, because your faith is being reported all over the world. 9 God, whom I serve in my spirit in preaching the gospel of his Son, is my witness how constantly I remember you 10 in my prayers at all times; and I pray that now at last by God’s will the way may be opened for me to come to you.
11 I long to see you so that I may impart to you some spiritual gift to make you strong- 12 that is, that you and I may be mutually encouraged by each other’s faith. 13 I do not want you to be unaware, brothers and sisters,[d] that I planned many times to come to you (but have been prevented from doing so until now) in order that I might have a harvest among you, just as I have had among the other Gentiles.
14 I am obligated both to Greeks and non-Greeks, both to the wise and the foolish. 15 That is why I am so eager to preach the gospel also to you who are in Rome.
16 For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile. 17 For in the gospel the righteousness of God is revealed-a righteousness that is by faith from first to last,[e] just as it is written: “The righteous will live by faith.”[f]
God’s Wrath Against Sinful Humanity
18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.
24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator-who is forever praised. Amen.
26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.
FIND GOD MF!!
her face ain't it tho :/
@@Stallzyx cant see the face when ur hitting from the back
@@hb-mek you will never have any physical contact with her!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
let’s see if these tiktoks will entertain me for 1027 seconds
Wow Mr. Cow! This was really entertaining! These 1026 seconds were the best moments of my life! It was so good i started strokin my shi hard! Thanks mr cow!
1027
BatChest
@@nxtinman bruh...
Ayo?
Hello XQC, RubiusOMG has said that he wants to fight against you in boxing next year.
omg
who?
In most apartment buildings your not allowed to go to the maintenance room they're usually always locked fortunately I live in a Triplex so I don't have that issue
Well it kept me entertained only for 966 seconds. Editor counted for 17.
That tiny house is literally Breezehome from Skyrim 😂
El rubius challenges you to a boxing match for next year
1027 (old title number)
Ya preparado para el año que viene contra Rubius 👀
16:36
My take on this whole video
lmao the dude showing the tiny house sounds like lacari
Family dollar and dollar tree are owned by the same company. Jesus Christ these people lmao
11:07 that's actually crazy lmao
I was entertained for 1026 seconds
Every tiktok is POV of my life.
Tbh tho, say you had enough land. You buy one of those shed. Add insulation, dry wall, electric, and plumbing. Rent it out for 600-1000 a month. After 2-3 years. It’s pure profit.
will it pass safety inspection easily or its gonna be so tricky with this kind of setup
Rubius vs xQc
15:17 ACTUALLY FARMED
He knows about the secret chat
XQC VS RUBIUS VELADA DEL AÑO 3
1:41 this sound is from a good oldsch rap song its a shame its tiktoterrorized
Lets fight rubius
XQC vs Rubius, for the next "la velada del año 3" are you in?🥴
tbf to chat when Mr. Cow said handle everyone probably thought he was talking about the shower handle but I won't fault him for calling the main water line the "handle" because it's his second language.
Here we go again
ok
Can someone link the second chat?
1st clip broke my ears thanks
What xQc trying to say turn the water valve off there’s one in the apartment and if u own a house you have a water tank in the basement usually red lever
me: prepared to be entertained for 1026
tbh i only watched this for 841 seconds
lets fight elrubius
Average american home is more than 30 times expensive than that tiny home. if you're one person that's plenty of room. spend a few thousands dollars for a couple acres and boom you're set. 30k max on that tiny home for full solar plumbing etc. and you really only need power the rest you can do sustainably
99 bottles of beer on the wall!
Rubius vs xQc PogU
whats wrong with the tiny home exactly? 13k isnt bad it only needs like 8k of stuff to be an actual house, you could put on in the backyard and you have a guest house for like 20k or make it your real home if you just buy some land. i dont get why its that bad eso considering this guy doesnt even leave his room
millionare take. hes out of touch, hes been privileged his whole life.
Damn the title is misleading I just got entertained for 1026 seconds only.. sadge
the tiny houses are cool but it would cost a lot for all the amenities to be added but probably cheaper than U.S house right now OMEGALUL
It would also be illegal. You need planning permission. You can't just put up a house, there's no way you'd be allowed do it, there's no foundations and it's shit quality, better off building a proper house
this felt like 3 minutes
El rubiu te ha desafiao locooo
El Rubius te reto a una pelea el próximo año 👀
👀
❤️❤️👁️
WeirdChamp That was only 1026 seconds
Never had a house or apartment with inside personal access to a main water valve for the whole apartment, maybe this is NA Texas things but literally have never had that, we have had issues with water before and had to call a line to get our water shut off and back on.
Every house should have a main water valve, if it doesn't have one the plumber did a bad job.
it is always the spanish ones 10:44
Exactly
"MY EYES ARE BUGGIN RIGHT NOW WTF... I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING"
Ye
That's because your eyes are closed...
Nice thumbnail Mr. Editor 👍🏼
16:35 if anyone needs a tl:dr of the vid
enjoyed the 18 second long video mr cow! forgot what happened to the rest of it.
Pelea contra el rubius 👺👺👍👺👍👺👍👺
xQc vs Rubius en la próxima velada?👀
EL RUBIUUSSSS
LITERALLY 50K ANDY WHILE WATCHING THIS BTW
you can only be entertained for 980.4 seconds, another scam in the books
this entertain me for 1023.6 seconds to be exact thanks pVc
im so glad the no no no song is copyrighted
RUBIIIIIUSS
A la velada III contra el Rubius
We blessed again with content we all love to hate
Xqc vs rubius
“RUBIUS”
how do i find the second chat? Clueless
GIGACHAD 2nd CHAT
10:44 you’re welcome
Thanks for the wrist exercise
🫂
I'm sure pvc milked his snake to this.
he's been downbad recently, just like most of us chatters.
Sadge
1 Paul, a servant of Christ Jesus, called to be an apostle and set apart for the gospel of God- 2 the gospel he promised beforehand through his prophets in the Holy Scriptures 3 regarding his Son, who as to his earthly life[a] was a descendant of David, 4 and who through the Spirit of holiness was appointed the Son of God in power[b] by his resurrection from the dead: Jesus Christ our Lord. 5 Through him we received grace and apostleship to call all the Gentiles to the obedience that comes from[c] faith for his name’s sake. 6 And you also are among those Gentiles who are called to belong to Jesus Christ.
7 To all in Rome who are loved by God and called to be his holy people:
Grace and peace to you from God our Father and from the Lord Jesus Christ.
Paul’s Longing to Visit Rome
8 First, I thank my God through Jesus Christ for all of you, because your faith is being reported all over the world. 9 God, whom I serve in my spirit in preaching the gospel of his Son, is my witness how constantly I remember you 10 in my prayers at all times; and I pray that now at last by God’s will the way may be opened for me to come to you.
11 I long to see you so that I may impart to you some spiritual gift to make you strong- 12 that is, that you and I may be mutually encouraged by each other’s faith. 13 I do not want you to be unaware, brothers and sisters,[d] that I planned many times to come to you (but have been prevented from doing so until now) in order that I might have a harvest among you, just as I have had among the other Gentiles.
14 I am obligated both to Greeks and non-Greeks, both to the wise and the foolish. 15 That is why I am so eager to preach the gospel also to you who are in Rome.
16 For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile. 17 For in the gospel the righteousness of God is revealed-a righteousness that is by faith from first to last,[e] just as it is written: “The righteous will live by faith.”[f]
God’s Wrath Against Sinful Humanity
18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.
21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.
24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator-who is forever praised. Amen.
26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.
FIND GOD!!!!
her face ain't it tho :/
uhmmm according to my calculations 1026 seconds / 60 = 17 minutes so why r u actually clickbaiting mr xq?☝🏼🤓
React to rubius challenging you to the next velada del año what do u think about it
L toenail guy L takes
Vs Rubius???
damn this video was actually good. non-ironically a good reaction that I enjoyed
9:00 anybody knows her name?
why does chat think everything is cringe