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  • @ghostlyh.s7399
    @ghostlyh.s7399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    Cloding, idiosy, hyperactivity, and *STAN*

    • @mizzikitti4952
      @mizzikitti4952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      how do i like a comment more than once on the same account

    • @braverynightfury2974
      @braverynightfury2974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mizzikitti4952 You just say, "I liked it so much I wish I could like it twice!"

    • @braverynightfury2974
      @braverynightfury2974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I liked it so much I wish I could like it twice!

    • @braverynightfury2974
      @braverynightfury2974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@TheBigE9999 He was a part of the apocalypse.

    • @cjkelly7536
      @cjkelly7536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      S "And finally..."
      Me "Greed."
      S "STAN!"
      Brain "wh- What?"

  • @zhneygibson1317
    @zhneygibson1317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    The one about the raising a child while wearing a horse mask hits home for me. My dad has a moustache and always did when I was younger. When I was 4 he shaved it. Being the child I was I went into his room the next morning to say good morning. His face was covered by his blanket and when he uncovered his face I screamed to my mother that there was someone in daddy’s bed and cried for a while after that. Needless to say my dad hasn’t shaved his moustache since. It’s been 16 years.

  • @Dizzybevvie
    @Dizzybevvie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    Im here!
    I'm queer!
    And I'm in fear!

    • @Dizzybevvie
      @Dizzybevvie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@probablyjustamagpie5357 oh I'm fine! XD the last part was a reference. And, if I'm honest, I'm not quite sure where i stand when i say 'queer', but im 202% sure I'm not straight. But I'm fine, thank you for the consideration,,, I've barely seen such a nice internet person anywhere!

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *sees opportunity to make a dad joke*
      Don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it

    • @infinite3365
      @infinite3365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lanky macCrazyhair I gonna say it

    • @Dizzybevvie
      @Dizzybevvie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@infinite3365 please do

    • @infinite3365
      @infinite3365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A friendly Famder Hi here,I’m Infinite

  • @degeneratemilkhater5696
    @degeneratemilkhater5696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    PM, innocently: "I love persephone (per-se-phone) and Hades"
    Me: *inhales deeply*

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Look the entirety of High School class for it, the teacher said it EXACTLY how I said it. CAN WE NOT KEEP CHEWING ME OUT FOR THIS?

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      P.M. Seymour
      Fun fact for you (regarding Greek mythology): There’s evidence through the translation of Cerberus’ name into Proto-Indo-European that this dork of a god named the _THREE-HEADED HELLHOUND_ guardian of the underworld “Spots” (or “Fluffy”, if you translate it from Latin).

    • @degeneratemilkhater5696
      @degeneratemilkhater5696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@PMSeymour I mean that's why I didn't say anything, because I knew you were trying. I just inhaled and never let go, it's okay friend *pat*

    • @skizbees
      @skizbees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Google was like...roll that basic human a ponk. I clenched my jaw and rewound. It's supposed to be funny. Lil Spicy is giggling in the corner but glaring at you. Gonna finish the last 41 seconds now.

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      These comments are a roller coaster.

  • @stanthedemon1263
    @stanthedemon1263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    I love how everybody portrays Hades as the bad guy, for tricking Persephone into the Underworld.
    But in reality, Zeus is really to blame, because when pleaded to, all he says is basically "eh, im too lazy to fully liberate your daughter so I'm just gonna make everybody hate august through december and also January and Febuary. Arent I the greatest?"

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Also, let's not forget about the fact that, in mythology, Zeus won't stop banging random women and having children with them to piss off Hera, his wife.
      And it's not just Zeus. Remember Medusa, the woman with the snake hair? In some versions of the myth, she was a monster because Poseidon raped her in Athena's temple, who proceeded to blame her for it and turned her into a monster. Poseidon also made Pasiphae, the wife of Minos, to fall in love with a white bull, have sex with him (yup, Greek mythology is THAT messed up) and give birth to the Minotaur, just because Minos refused to sacrifice the bull to Poseidon and killed another one instead. To be honest, Hades is an angel compared to the greek gods most commonly refered to as the heroes.

    • @hairohukosu433
      @hairohukosu433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      when are we getting a revised percy jackson pentology then?

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@antitheist3206 Oh, right, I forgot about those. Iirc, though, in one of those cases, it was Eros, the God of sexual attraction, who caused Apollo to fall in love with Daphne, the girl that was later saved from him by being turned into a laurel tree by the gods. But yeah, still proves how Greek gods are quite the assholes.

    • @idiotnotsavant
      @idiotnotsavant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Ohhh yeah. Greek gods were basically all assholes (excluding Hades,) but Zeus was a special kind of evil. His list of screwed up escapades includes, but is not limited to, impersonating a woman's husband to have sex with and impregnate her, killing his first wife by turning her into a fly and eating her (for purely selfish reasons,) and an uncomfortable amount of bestiality. (Both with animals, and with humans in an animal form.)
      Hades, on the other hand, has committed an act of kidnapping at worst - and even then some anthropologists have noted that the story is told through an "unreliable narrator" (look it up), which means that Hades might not have actually kidnapped Persephone at all. In fact, moving to Hades (the place not the god) might have been entirely Persephone's idea in the first place.
      Knowing this has made watching Disney's Hercules very uncomfortable for me.

    • @Mischief_Manager93
      @Mischief_Manager93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@idiotnotsavant Yeah, in most variations of the Myth Persephone stayed willingly and she and Hades are madly in love. Another thing about Hades that's just flat out wrong is that he's a cruel dictator who rules the underworld with an iron fist when in reality he's actually quite level headed and reasonable and really only punishes people who deserve it.

  • @happyconstructor
    @happyconstructor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I was at a summer camp and the professor would always go, “Attention KMart shoppers” when we wouldn’t stop talking.
    It worked.

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I will always hear that line in Michael Keaton's voice.

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only thing I could think of was Beetlejuice when I read this comment
      (Almost called him Beelzebub lmao)

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anonguy772 i mean, close enough.

    • @josephschubert6561
      @josephschubert6561 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've practiced TKD for six years and started teaching as I became a higher belt.
      There's a group similar to boy scouts that I was in.
      I was in marching band in high school.
      I volunteer at a summer camp.
      Every time I had to say "attention" or "line up" or something I had to fight my brain not to say "charyott".

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Guys I made apologies in advance if I messed up any pronunciation.
    Edit: and I am aware of my messup with Persephone, keep commenting on it and it gets marked as Spam by TH-cam.

    • @1caaru5
      @1caaru5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Its ok dad. We all forgive you.

    • @JustSnacko
      @JustSnacko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      here, I'll be nice for future reference.
      Per-sef-eh-nee
      Your welcome my dude.

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      As I stated to another comment on this, high school teacher that taught Mythos said it exactly how I said it, so that was kinda wired into my head.

    • @emjenkins464
      @emjenkins464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Slendy Lord and Lady Filcol - My teacher who is a Classics and Archaeology graduate says it Per-seh-fone-ee, but idk it's Greek. Every c in English is a k, etc.

    • @ghostlyh.s7399
      @ghostlyh.s7399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya good mate

  • @jaymoon2377
    @jaymoon2377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Remember kids: Most to all of the discourse from Greek myth is because Zeus couldn’t keep it in his pants. Legit, so much of the issues in myth is because he couldn’t keep his hands to himself and couldn’t keep it in his pants, just this once.

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only time zeus ever kept his toga to himself was with one lady that's was fated to give birth to a son more powerful than his father and zeus said "Oh. Oh no. I'm fated to be overthrown like i overthrew MY father and.... nope! Nope! Not today! No thank you! My toga stays where it is!!!" and that's somehow more hilarious than any other story where he's sleeping around!!!
      EDIT: grammar and spelling

    • @DaydreamingArtist322
      @DaydreamingArtist322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that the woman Zeus ate?

    • @WHATTHEHELL666
      @WHATTHEHELL666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DaydreamingArtist322 I don't remember her name but she was Athena's mom./g /srs

  • @murrao5820
    @murrao5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    What if you
    wanted to go to heaven
    but God said
    "PONK"

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Aw lawd he coming

    • @nahlotzul7851
      @nahlotzul7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This would be just perfect!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nahlotzul7851 like you!

    • @nahlotzul7851
      @nahlotzul7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@IamaPERSON :3

    • @littledemo0n731
      @littledemo0n731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Leave its not worth it*

  • @dylanbarnes101
    @dylanbarnes101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My new favorite insult is "You piece of festering scab"... Thanks Pat!

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My favorite insult: "You have the personality of a dry mop," OR "You're as pleasant as a wet sock."
      My favorite threat: "I will steal the calcium from your bones."
      Thought I'd share 😂

  • @levivanderveen4671
    @levivanderveen4671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    That fucking dutch cut my lifespan in half
    Serieus wat de fuck was dat?

    • @setanta4004
      @setanta4004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Es war sehr gut! Kannst dich _nicht_ bist ein Fenster?!

    • @fresco825
      @fresco825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      First oft all: That's german

    • @maartjegrippeling
      @maartjegrippeling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Hanhan-fi1dr It was not german but dutch a.k.a. Nederlands

    • @AnixielLu
      @AnixielLu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m shook
      Waar kwam het vandaan tho XD

  • @Ty-yt3lj
    @Ty-yt3lj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    When you upload it makes me go PONK

    • @Gummy_Pop.
      @Gummy_Pop. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PURBLE!

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Greeb

    • @Gummy_Pop.
      @Gummy_Pop. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TuckyBlue RUD!

    • @nava7370
      @nava7370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Buu!

    • @Gummy_Pop.
      @Gummy_Pop. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nava7370 Yallor!

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    7:27 when Mc Donalds started to have espressos they introduced a deal where you could add an espresso shot to 'any' drink for a dollar, so one night at the drive-thru I tried to order a Mc Nugget meal with a Coke and espresso shot. Not an espresso with the coke, that costs more; I wanted my espresso shot. The guy at the window tried to give me a Big Mac combo. I was the only customer. He tried to correct it on the system, but the espresso Coke kept screwing things up worse and worse.
    Eventually he just gave me the Big Mac meal for free, along with the espresso Coke that was foaming out of the cross-cut in the lid because... the Coke was trying to reject the espresso? That's the only thing I could think of. Tasted terrible, btw.

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoulda used Dr. Pepper, it's better for you (not GOOD for you, but better than corosion remover coke)

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Iliadic That's a Pepsi product, Mc Donalds serves Coke.

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SiegeTF ph yeah...I forgot about that, then ya shoulda gone with Cherry coke at least! (Wait.....that would made it taste worse. ..)

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humans are going to hell

    • @ObsidiaBlack1
      @ObsidiaBlack1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@genuineinterest Buddy, I've known that for years; I'm just trying to upgrade from Economy to First Class.

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    clodding
    stupidity
    hyperactivity
    and finally,
    *STAN*

    • @Rat-King
      @Rat-King 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stan would be greed

    • @fallingskymedia4421
      @fallingskymedia4421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stan, the strongest broomman

    • @theweakestbrazilianmale3398
      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You do realize that Stan isn´t cleaning the floor right? He´s using the broom to beat up a child, i hate when the media takes pictures out of context in order to make people seem bad. Stan may have broken every single law known to man but he would never do this.

    • @supersanscraftcommentediti5337
      @supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STAN IS GOD

  • @baileythebirdasona4376
    @baileythebirdasona4376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Teacher: what’s 9 plus 10
    Student: *smirks* twenty o-
    Me: TOOTY TWO!!

    • @Rat-King
      @Rat-King 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Proceeds to board short bus

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Say byebye to college, kids! And hello to, "DING! Fries are done!"

  • @entropy7999
    @entropy7999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    forty four
    *I NOW REALIZE MY MISTAKES*

    • @afaxmachine5045
      @afaxmachine5045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fivety five
      oh wait

    • @thecalliezone6332
      @thecalliezone6332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sixitey six

    • @CappytR
      @CappytR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't worry, it gets back to normal by tenty ten

    • @Rat-King
      @Rat-King 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eleventy twelve

    • @antishibe
      @antishibe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The likes are ninety nine- OH HECK.

  • @dekucake
    @dekucake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    With rhat four horseman of the apocalypse joke, they are, clockwise from the top left: War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death. But *STAN* is a gpod fifth one should anything happen.

    • @trololopez2437
      @trololopez2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just know about the game
      War
      Death
      Strife
      Fury

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trololopez2437 I literally started Darksiders 2 NG+ one minute ago and then I saw this lmao

  • @NamelesssSpinda
    @NamelesssSpinda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Someone, anyone, please, link me the post of that mcdonalds order machine crashing, i NEED to read that error log.

    • @davefromaccounting5209
      @davefromaccounting5209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want to as well

    • @eddie246
      @eddie246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @Rat-King
      @Rat-King 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Morgan same

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarameiwayne2816 Thank you.
      So Order a burger with nothing on it then?

    • @sarameiwayne2816
      @sarameiwayne2816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      USS Prinz Eugen, To be fair it’s a *BONELESS* burger

  • @fangirl3086
    @fangirl3086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I got a new job recently at a pizza place. I usually waitress but they also make me answer the phone 9/10. I've worked five days in a row with very little sleep. As I was trying to get to bed early , my roommate walks in with his friends and they slam the door, waking me. I was scared by the sudden slam and ended up screaming, "THANK YOU FOR CALLING PIZZA KING' The laughter stopped abut 15 minutes later.

    • @fangirl3086
      @fangirl3086 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CrumblezCookie sorry, guess I should have been more clearer. Pizza King is a pizza chain restaurant in Indiana

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fangirl3086 heyyyyy you're in Indiana?? Me too!!

  • @cutesilver1012
    @cutesilver1012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Just chillin in science class as my teacher plays a random as usual, this is why I'm glad he posts stuff faround the same time every day, this is how I do not die of boredom

  • @shanaia3956
    @shanaia3956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    So i saw a video (from Yammy) where she did the random genetic challenge, she randomized the name and surname and the surname ended up as Seymour

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah, yes. Clodding, idiocy, hyperactivity, and finally...STAN!

  • @ghostchan6229
    @ghostchan6229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The family tree of Olympus is messed up. Does anyone understand that Hades is Persephone's uncle? 😤

    • @melodymsg
      @melodymsg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ghost chan it’s like complaining about a rotten apple from a giant pile of rotten fruit
      *-Zeus evidently needed to fix his fridge-*
      It was pretty common place lol (lookin’ at YOU Zeus)

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Remember when Zeus slept with his own grandaughter/ Great-grandaughter Semele (depends on which version of Harmonia's parents you look at)?

    • @kitkat12021
      @kitkat12021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      (Zeus married his sister)

    • @ghostchan6229
      @ghostchan6229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kitkat12021 Didn't hear about Marriage between them, but okay.

    • @LiamLightwolf
      @LiamLightwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ghostchan6229 they're talking about Hera

  • @deadaccount7303
    @deadaccount7303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Clodding, idiocy, hyperactivity, and finally, *_STAN"_*

  • @CrunchyKiwi8799
    @CrunchyKiwi8799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    oh man the one about wiafu pillows is amazing.
    side note. i want to get my friend a waifu body pillow for christmas as a joke (it's an inside joke)

  • @yaboichase147
    @yaboichase147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Cloding,idiocy,hyperactivity,and STAN”
    Best. Sentence. EVER.

  • @kxrimuu
    @kxrimuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A good 85% of Greek mythology only happened because Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants

  • @txmura2727
    @txmura2727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me (Quietly to myself, at three in the morning): "Snart"
    Also Me: *Starts giggling insanely to myself*

  • @SpaceAceSam
    @SpaceAceSam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    And finally...STAN

    • @nateseed2858
      @nateseed2858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samantha di Angelo not the all powerful STAN

  • @thecalliezone6332
    @thecalliezone6332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How I'll respond to a "what's your name" question.
    "Hi what's your name?"
    STAN.

  • @LiamLightwolf
    @LiamLightwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:03 I once again forgot who Nina Tucker was. I almost instantly got angry with this person when I searched her name

  • @rainofda0w024
    @rainofda0w024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Bottoms find a way"
    What the hell am i gonna do soon then
    Also omega lmao

  • @hudgynsasdarl6967
    @hudgynsasdarl6967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Well, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling *_t w o t y t w o_*

    • @vicklepickle301
      @vicklepickle301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why did you think it was a good idea to comment this

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG, I LITERALLY HEARD THAT!!!!

  • @miloo2995
    @miloo2995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LEMMIE TELL YA BOUT HADES! Most people have a common misconception of him trying to screw up every heroes life in Greek mythology, when in reality, that was usually Hera. Let's talk about Hercules (his actual name is Heracules but I'm to lazy to add an a every time) so the Disney movie painted Hera as a loving mother in law and Hades as a total ass bent in screwing every thing up. That was Hera, it was always Hera. And the stuff that happened after the events of the movie is where the fun starts. Hera drives Hercules insane and causes him to kill Meg and their 2 sons. He snapped back to reality after this happened and went to his brother, or uncle or something. It's unclear. And he does his 10 labours, but 2 were "disqualified" so it ended up being 12. And if anything, Hades helped him, when Hades needed to bring Cerberus to his brother or uncle, Hades was totally chill about so long as Hercules didn't hurt him. Also did you know Cerberus roughly translates to spotted, so this nerd named his dog spot. The only time he did mess with someone, was when that dude needed it, cause he was trying to marry Persephone. All in all, leave Hades alone

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, Greek Mythology in a nutshell: ZEUS IS THE VILLAIN, HADES IS NICE. Y'ALL ARE GETTING IT BACKWARDS
      Like, really. Didn't Zeus torture Hera at some point the one time she tried to go against him until she swore not to? And the whole reason why she torments Zeus' lovers is because she can't do that to Zeus? Hades only screwed over 2 PEOPLE, and yes that was the ones that tried to marry Persephone (also they kidnapped Helen and were planning to keep her until she reached legal banging age - she was only 12 when they did)
      I think their names were Theseus and Pirytheus? Idk I'm high on sleep deprivation
      Honestly there's so much more that I could say but TL;DR: Zeus bad hades good, no I'm not kidding

  • @JT33813
    @JT33813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Peridot= War
    Patrick= Famine
    Star= Pestilence
    Stan= Death
    You're welcome.

  • @TheMangoViper
    @TheMangoViper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It took me forever to realize what the Chinese Zodiac post was about (the one with Nina Tucker?). Yeah, I was rewatching FMAB and saw Nina, the post popped into my head and I started CRYING.
    THANKS TUMBLR!

  • @beholdnonsense5100
    @beholdnonsense5100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can we all just appreciate that singing at 5:42 though

  • @dzyango6594
    @dzyango6594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Dutch person I am very proud of you for attempting t pronounce the monstrosity that is that first thing

  • @AnixielLu
    @AnixielLu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    When the first posts ‘insults’ your language
    EXCUSE ME

    • @maartjegrippeling
      @maartjegrippeling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same that was just rude

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly that was an insult to all humanity

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean... he is right though.

    • @AnixielLu
      @AnixielLu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he wasn’t right. Just because Dutch has a bigger vocabulary and is more difficult in general doesn’t make it ‘barely a respectable language’

    • @streamdoubleknot7932
      @streamdoubleknot7932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      αιиυ [ευρнεяια] i'm pretty sure that person is someone who speaks dutch as their first language, so it isn't really insulting, + it was a joke so :P

  • @fizzyinksoda2315
    @fizzyinksoda2315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dm one, imagine groot's player as a fromer orc player in the first movie and in the second movie, the player brings in one of his young kids to help him play as a young groot and the child somehow made the Marry Poppins joke and both the Quinn player and the rodin player went along with it.

  • @katangel115
    @katangel115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Hades was actually really faithful to Persephone as far as I can tell and like... The perfect husband.

    • @freakda96
      @freakda96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And her Uncle... Double Uncle... Persephone was Daughter of Zeus and Demeter, both of them siblings of Hades

    • @thediethrower1803
      @thediethrower1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@freakda96 to be fair in the timeframe that wasn't unusual...

    • @freakda96
      @freakda96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thediethrower1803 greeks were kinda... Extravagant in relationships, to say less.

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly that doesn't surprise me for a couple of reasons
      1. His options were pretty limited
      2. He loved her because Eros shot him, it's a magical love and he probably couldn't ever want to be unfaithful

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Dutchman, I can confirm that the mesage at the beginning is beyond broken.

  • @kttyfly3323
    @kttyfly3323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:02 a dutch angel dragon is trying to make contact to Terra

  • @gilessaint-loup2426
    @gilessaint-loup2426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you... I have been feeling rather anxious and depressed recently as well as a bit grrrry. Your reading and voice make me smile.

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN HOMEWORK
    .....this is why my grades are all B or below, isn't it.

    • @arukab3630
      @arukab3630 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MP Lily same ...

  • @spectralspecs
    @spectralspecs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *me, rewatching after having not seen it in a while*:
    Me, after watching for a little: HOLY FRENCH THIS IS THE PERSEPHONE VIDEO

  • @Bruh-vs8jv
    @Bruh-vs8jv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:35 THANK YOU SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
    (hades is the emo kid in the corner confirmed)

  • @user-dy9ts5ei6j
    @user-dy9ts5ei6j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That part of Hades and Persephone was dangerously close to the Percy Jackson universe... whew

  • @wyrmie7276
    @wyrmie7276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Welcome to the church of Snart*

  • @elizabethinkwell3882
    @elizabethinkwell3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:47 is so pure and wholesome, I love it!

  • @Neon_Swing
    @Neon_Swing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I... have no words.
    I mean, today started out really stressful, woke up late so I had to rush to the school and didn’t get breakfast, then I forgot my homework for first period, my iPad was dead by second, and the music up doesn’t other project, and then what’s that is worse choir went for an extra hour so I was late to my voice lesson, from which I have to walk home in the dark and cold with nothing but leggings and a light button down. I then had to get into the house with through the window keep them locked in case emergencies, I don’t know when was home and had a mental break down because I’m terrified it was the apocalypse.
    what a good five minutes trying to find my phone that was missing for two weeks because I was so terrified, by the time I do I call my mom and find out she’s by my voice teacher’s house with the dog.
    So I than lean against my door waiting for her to get home, or someone to break in, when I figure to open up TH-cam.
    And this, was on the top of my recommended videos.
    I cannot explain the joy this brought me.
    Thank you, Mr. Seymour.
    You just made this crappy day, a heck of a lot better.

  • @Xioxio000
    @Xioxio000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're by far the best reddit/tumblr/whatever reader on TH-cam. I love the voices you do, it adds so much more than any of the garbage commentary that other TH-camrs add.
    This IS it, chief.

  • @entropy7999
    @entropy7999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    persephone is in the underworld because if you eat in the underworld you get trapped there and she ate a half a pomogranit

    • @alexaliona
      @alexaliona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      she ate six seeds, not half of a pomegranate.

    • @entropy7999
      @entropy7999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh thanks! I just know that it was x amount of a pomogranting. thanks for letting me know! @@alexaliona

    • @erisdiscordia1649
      @erisdiscordia1649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny thing, that's not how the earlier myths went. Well, at least not in the sense that she was kidnapped.

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: “Yeah, I’d like a B o n e l e s s B u r g e r”
    McDonalds: “What have you brought upon this cursed land?!”

  • @emjenkins464
    @emjenkins464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:04 the reply is Gaud. If Gaud says it's wrong you gotta delete the whole tumblr

  • @benruniko
    @benruniko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your videos! I laugh every time i watch, even when I have seen them ten or twenty times. Keep up the great work! Be proud of making people happy like this :)

    • @whosmaya666
      @whosmaya666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Benjamin Barney
      *twoty

  • @wishotherwise5656
    @wishotherwise5656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And finally,
    S T A N

  • @catoticneutral
    @catoticneutral 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your creative curse word substitutes they are a healthy low-carb alternative

  • @commanderfiendfyre4095
    @commanderfiendfyre4095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Ex-girlfriend: literally calls me a mistake of God.
    P.M. Seymore: Here is a new video to make you feel better.

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bluntly put, your ex doesn't know shit and you deserve better

    • @commanderfiendfyre4095
      @commanderfiendfyre4095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      P.M. Seymour Well, she is technically my ex; however, we haven’t dated in six months. We ended the relationship amicably. She is prone to drastic mood swings and that is what I blame for the barrage of insults. On the other hand, Her mood swings are no excuse for the way she treated me.

  • @PowerSpirit50
    @PowerSpirit50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:17 In Swedish 'snart' means 'soon' and this is a little threatening to me rn.

  • @faerhazar939
    @faerhazar939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Purse-uh-fown? *per-seph-a-knee* persephthrow me out the window

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos, I didn't think these posts could get better until I started listening to you read them.

  • @colegentry3274
    @colegentry3274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The lake sounds like it's a part of Scottish/Irish folklore because most people die by drowning in Scottish/Irish folklore.

    • @queencyrys6309
      @queencyrys6309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cole Gentry it’s wet out there

    • @colegentry3274
      @colegentry3274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@queencyrys6309 well yea, but does everyone have to die by drowning or being drowned by mythical creatures

    • @queencyrys6309
      @queencyrys6309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cole Gentry lotta lakes, lotta rain, the fae are a strong presence there

  • @vibee6435
    @vibee6435 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last part got to me, and finally STAAN! This is honestly my favorite channel.

  • @thequacken3226
    @thequacken3226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    on the nina tucker post HOW DARE YOU I thought i would never have to remember that ever again why must you do this to me?

  • @YashesLP
    @YashesLP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:50 Now imagine living somewhere where Halloween isn't as bis as it is in the US.
    Germany's stores for example break out the christmas stuff in *August*.

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ew...I'm pretty much the type of person who would sooner celebrate Samhain over Yule, sooo...

  • @shadowgirl1239
    @shadowgirl1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Heh heh. Twoty two. I REGRET NOTHING!!

    • @hairohukosu433
      @hairohukosu433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHY DO I KEEP READING IT AS TW-AH-TY TWO what is wrong with me...

  • @lukeavey9613
    @lukeavey9613 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    P.M Seymour I don't think you will read this but any time I'm having a panic attack or a stress attack (if that's what it's called) and everything seems so dark but you are their a little bit of light that helps me get through so thank you so much for your videos and please never stop

  • @TheAnga27
    @TheAnga27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dutch in a nutshell:
    We have rules tot words
    Not for all though
    And Some words don't count for rules
    Also Some language rules have stuff to help You to remember it! These change every phew years

  • @_chase_1905
    @_chase_1905 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “And finally STAN!”....idk why that was so funny? but I lost it! Also I love you’re videos and wanted to say...You deserve more subscribers! Keep up the good damn work!!

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
    @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:39
    That would be a nightmare for anyone with Thalassophobia (aka fear of big bodies of water)

  • @angelaphsiao
    @angelaphsiao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It isn’t quite a horse mask but I distinctly remember the first time I saw my dad without glasses and being so confused for a second

  • @lucestrasz2312
    @lucestrasz2312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The first person is still watching this video as I type this I'm here so early. Assuming they don't modify playback speed of course...

  • @kirstyjr6330
    @kirstyjr6330 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMFG i have just spent the last hour watching your late night tumbler post vids and i am in pain from laughing so much i love your vids man

  • @rhythm7966
    @rhythm7966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    hi random person scrolling down the comment section 👋💕💕

  • @kennyhearn5699
    @kennyhearn5699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too be fair, in actual Greek mythology, Persephone despised Hades. Absolutely hated him

  • @Hanhan-fi1dr
    @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    hehe.. threety three

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought of something funnier than 23.
      24!

    • @Adam_Strange
      @Adam_Strange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So what? Twoty Two? Fivey Five? WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO ACHIEVE HERE?!

    • @MF-Spiffylad
      @MF-Spiffylad 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tenty ten

    • @littlellama400
      @littlellama400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twelvety twelve

    • @danielmclatchie2053
      @danielmclatchie2053 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forty four

  • @steeladept
    @steeladept 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stan is special, you don't need to mark him as greed.

  • @sleepytimetaquito
    @sleepytimetaquito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I need more insight into the dog job

    • @ohmymarbles
      @ohmymarbles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sleepytime Taquito Watch over sarcastic productions, it’s one of reds miscellaneous myths!

  • @ellajanek
    @ellajanek 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:18 wow who knew Persephone would be the most relatable thing on the planet, I mean when your mom only eats weird stuff and people have pop tarts and chips and stuff you’re just like “hi I love this house and I’m living here now.”

  • @toxicity2817
    @toxicity2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:53 I looked it up, It's called Flathead Lake

  • @wdecently7150
    @wdecently7150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes,
    Clodding,
    Idiocy,
    Hyperactivity,
    And finally... *_STAN_*

  • @CappytR
    @CappytR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If I'm not a morning, midday or even a night person, am I still a person?

  • @skeletonwarrior9393
    @skeletonwarrior9393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:45 Would be funny if it weren’t so relatable. My neighbor decorates his yard with a ton of Christmas stuff every year. Starting in November. Including *MUSIC.* which goes into January, and occasionally even February. It’s pretty much been the same Christmas songs for about eleven years, which I can hear from inside my house. This makes it fairly hard to fall asleep. I know it’s weird, but at this point, I’m pretty much traumatized by Christmas music.

  • @PixelatedPerfection
    @PixelatedPerfection 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "and finally, STAN!"

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how creative you get with your censoring

  • @sometimesstoriesjls7592
    @sometimesstoriesjls7592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do I love this so much

  • @kieyvsquared6817
    @kieyvsquared6817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I've accidentally introduced myself as my OC...

  • @autumngiblex3657
    @autumngiblex3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: *hears someone mention kmart*
    Left Brain: Oh! Something we finally know about comes to light!
    Right brain: *WTF is Kmart?*
    Me: *I totally not-not-not know what Kmart is!*

  • @hai3240
    @hai3240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And finally STAN.
    DUN DUN DUUUUUN

  • @Rat-King
    @Rat-King 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4 horsemen:
    Clodding
    Idiocy
    Hyperactivity
    And S T A N

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Now that I know that the picture used for snart is used from a painting of baby jesus, I cant stop imagining this scenario.*
    Jesus:dad, did I ever have baby Pictures?
    God:yeah, this one.
    Jesus:could I know the name of the person who did that painting.
    God:why?
    Jesus: [holding list of people in hell and a pen] no reason.

  • @ryanricke2247
    @ryanricke2247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    christmas doesn't exist until after Turkey Day

  • @probablyeve5335
    @probablyeve5335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *S T A N*

  • @HardlyBardly
    @HardlyBardly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The swears you guys come up with for the censored words make me die laughing every time!
    Good thing I have a good necromancer waiting on the sidelines or I'd really be screwed!

  • @averagecartoonfan6348
    @averagecartoonfan6348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:22 tag yourself I'm hyperactivity

  • @dreamyvoid9704
    @dreamyvoid9704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:42 Oh my skys.... You... Make.... A GOOD THOR IMPRESSION

  • @elisabethnelson5452
    @elisabethnelson5452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    What was that at the beginning lol

    • @maartjegrippeling
      @maartjegrippeling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was an insult to Dutch people a.k.a %me%

    • @DaBezzzz
      @DaBezzzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Dutch and I don't even know

    • @AnixielLu
      @AnixielLu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t know. But I want to know so I can punch the idiot who thought that was a good idea

  • @kathradyne6801
    @kathradyne6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:45, this puts that scene in a whole new light. I guess you could say the Hulk, wanted to get Ragno"rock"ed.

  • @cassandraxiv5223
    @cassandraxiv5223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a Dutchman... I very much agree with Viktor in that first post...