last summer I lived somewhere with a bunch of paved bike paths, and you could see where other people would ride their bikes off the path in certain places. I tried taking a jump off of a rock and wiped out *real bad* and I would kill to be the two people biking past who got to see it
I'm sorry but 'stretch goals' now refers solely to y'all's efforts to just spontaneously do your first-ever split in the middle of a stream, unprepared.
Thank Rachel for making this episode listenable
Our wish was heard
"I had a BMX accident behind the K-Mart that's now a Dollar Tree" is peak West Virginia childhood memory.
Must be an enormous dollar tree
Either I'm going deaf or Rachel is a wizard but I couldn't tell a difference from a normal episode (Rachel is a wizard that's the answer)
Fr i would not have noticed
occasionally when someone started talking immediately after Justin I could hear some odd audio garble but that's my best guess
All hail Rachel’s amazing audio powers!
Rachel heard your wish! Thanks Rachel!!
"Does ADHD make you strong?"
"Yeah, my muscles are hyperactive."
God. That rules.
Travis saying Obama 2 instead of Osama 2 had me crying
I had to stop my car. I was afraid I was going to crash.
because of how my brain works i absolutely heard osama the first time and didnt even notice until they pointed it out lmao
I was not prepared to hear the phrase "250 lbs of fuck muscle" at 2am.
I’m not sure that I really liked it an awful lot when Griffin said, I quote, “an explosion of cweam”
Best intro ever
I now have the cruel and unsatisfiable craving for minion meat
The whole discussion of the edibility of minions had me cackling. Keep up the masterpieces, brothers.
Gru didn't make the minions, they evolved from single cell organisms and crawled out of the sea. So they would probaly taste like scallops.
Justin doesn’t know how bikes work
the intro caught me SO off guard
last summer I lived somewhere with a bunch of paved bike paths, and you could see where other people would ride their bikes off the path in certain places. I tried taking a jump off of a rock and wiped out *real bad* and I would kill to be the two people biking past who got to see it
I subscribed Justin don't be sad anymore.
Lol Pierce Brosnan was my neighbor when I was a teen. Super nice guy!
"I broke my..." and "I tore a big hole in the butt..." definitely had me thinking that story was going to end up way worse than it did
Ok I thought I was fucking losing my mind going through that WikiHow a second time
I laughed my ass off with this episode!
Why is the audio only not available for your podcast on youtube music? Please fix this
8:48 11/10 pronounciation
Tell the co-worker you only like to mountain bike uphill.
The nastier the toes...the better the bros
Yeesh. That's some uncomfortable energy at the start
17:50 somebody make a compilation of justin changing his mind about bits during the podcast
Is there a different podcast/video Justin talked about not knowing how bikes work or am i going crazy?
The last Donkey Kong Country 2 stream, or the one before it, I think.
thank rachel for rachel
edit: wow juice cool energy for the first five minutes of the show 😐
22:54 bookmarking
I'm sorry but 'stretch goals' now refers solely to y'all's efforts to just spontaneously do your first-ever split in the middle of a stream, unprepared.
Do you think that secret codenames should make people really uncomfortable to say? I think it would be easier to keep people from talking about them
Dohickey
Soylant budget?
52:13 Nah Travis was cooking here. Obama 2 would be bad as well that guy is a monster with a hell of a bodycount to his name.