@Just Some Guy without a Mustache So you go from videos about animations of old games to videos about Mario sucking a F.L.U.D.D. (then again that would be the pot calling the kettle black since I’m here 😐)
THE PROBLEM Failboat didn’t do the funny problem-solution intro THE SOLUTION Watch the video, go into the TH-cam comments, AND MAKE THE INTRO OURSELVES
THE PROBLEM: Nintendo has not put out another Mario game for almost a year. THE SOLUTION: Load up A Hat In time, install level mods, install the playable mario mod, AND MAKE ONE OURSELVES.
Okay but unironically that level with the fire and ice was _really_ good? The switching between the elements, and the powerups that let you progress through each, felt like it was literally just in a Mario game. Kudos to the creator
@@deshawnpannell3907 Just a like wouldve meant you got the pun instead of making me think you found something- and you didnt FIND the pun, you GOT the pun
Fun fact: you can’t jump onto fire birbs because they are on fire, which means they can only die from you giving them a Wackity-Smackity or somehow falling off the world.
17:00 I replayed this exact moment way too many times. I couldn't figure out why it was so mesmerizing. The event, the reaction, the mystery. It all pulled me in and I couldn't get away.
7:35 I never could have expected this... D̵̮̠͍̕A̵͎̘͉͌̓̄͝A̴̩͉̞̥͒̓̽̋̋͗̾̍Ȁ̷̛͕̰̹͙͆́̾̔̌̈́͜͝Ȃ̶̪̳̥̆̍A̴̲̤̓͊̑͌̉̋̎͂͒͝A̷̤͓͂̄̄́̿͛̓͒͛̔A̵̧̬̟̣̞̞̬̍̀̽͌̇̂̕Ẫ̵̮̦͜͠͠A̶̧̮̤̬̻͉͈̾͐̐̑͂̒̒͂̚̚À̴̛͔̖͓͈̫͓̔̕
Between 16:59 and 18:04 I got an earth splitting headache from how much I was laughing. I didn't expect to have needed a health warning for a Failboat video. From *two years ago* no less.
I love this challenge road! It might be my favorite so far. The last first and last levels I absolutely love, and the middle one I like a little less, but it's grown on me. Oh yeah and I hate to be that guy but it's a cherry not an apple wahoo
As you can see in the thumbnail, Mario has completely mastered the art of Hamon. He is doing a zoom punch while looking completly smug. Original, unheard of to the point it might even seem like a lie, and skillful all at the same time.
Failboat : I love the mario weapon a plasma rifle from halo *Shows a storm rifle from halo 4-5* Everyone that's not plasma rifle that's a storm rifle. :(
in before I change the title and make all you guys look dumb
but the title is accurate
Please don't I was about to make a terrible joke about it
Anonymongoose hecc you replyed 3 secs ago
Please don't that'll make my comment make no sense
What mean by in before hhhhmmm 👀👀👀
For those in the future: The video title used to be "Mario is hot"
Your plans have been foiled now Failboat
OH MY GOSH IS THAT CHRISTOPHER MOON
*we meet again*
Christopher Moon I hope Failboat pins this. People need to see this.
“aND aLSo lOoK iTS cHRIStoPHeR m0om sToP StalKinG mE”
I hope fail boat deletes this comment
Thank you
“Remove toxic people from your life.”
Me: (Looks in the mirror) Are you ready to die, sir?
Just Some Guy without a Mustache shoots at the mirror, the bullet bounces back to head
Me: Waves at the mirror
Mirror: *_Doesn't wave back_*
@Just Some Guy without a Mustache So you go from videos about animations of old games to videos about Mario sucking a F.L.U.D.D. (then again that would be the pot calling the kettle black since I’m here 😐)
@@barbecuebaconburger what are you implying?
@superCamborg whaddya mean?
THE PROBLEM
Failboat didn’t do the funny problem-solution intro
THE SOLUTION
Watch the video, go into the TH-cam comments, AND MAKE THE INTRO OURSELVES
Strawberry Boi I thought you were a grape person
TOP QUALITY
The problem cat man eat hobi
The soalroin kill all the VEGETABLES
*ahem* AND MAKE IT OURSELVES
@@beenep5029 his name is donut boi now
Gets Notification: Mario is hot
Me swiping it away: No he’s not
Me: **reconsidering it**
how dare you deny his beauty
Quarantine hitting Hard m8
How dare you swipe away a Failboat video
Rip this comment
Cant like its on 369
The funniest part of this, to me, is that he keeps calling the cherry an apple, when it is, in fact, a "cherry bomb."
We all thought it was an apple at some point.
Pvz flashbacks
Hazbin Hotel
@@unitds27-delta what about hazbin hotel
cherry cookie
*The problem:* Hat kid.
*THE SOLUTION: MARIO*
*OURSELVES*
@@captainblue5096 o no
mar . io
THE PROBLEM: Nintendo has not put out another Mario game for almost a year.
THE SOLUTION: Load up A Hat In time, install level mods, install the playable mario mod, AND MAKE ONE OURSELVES.
They held us off with animal crossing and Luigi's Mansion 3
The problem: I can’t do an intro with the Problem and the Solution.
The solution: *give Mario a gun*
Failboat: “Remove toxic ppl from your life.”
Me: *looks up how to remove myself*
You just have to persona 3 yourself
Let's remove all suicide weapons from the area before he figures it out.
UltraGamerPro 6 and all high places
@@menatrs1 and rivers do he wont drown
@@toxicpk8701 we can't remove those... unless we build a dam
2:08 Why does Mario look like he is sipping a cup of tea with the most chilled face in the universe
I thought that too
17:00 Team Rocket is blasting off again
absolutely killed me with laughter
Okay but unironically that level with the fire and ice was _really_ good? The switching between the elements, and the powerups that let you progress through each, felt like it was literally just in a Mario game. Kudos to the creator
7:03 dont judge him he just wanted some *gears for breakfast*
I FOUND IT.
@@deshawnpannell3907 found what?-
@@RestInReeses The pun.
@@deshawnpannell3907 Just a like wouldve meant you got the pun instead of making me think you found something- and you didnt FIND the pun, you GOT the pun
@@RestInReeses Whelp, can we just say this reply never happened?
12:36 "Forgive-a me for what I must yadoo."
“Mario has a gun”
Mess with the plumber, you goin in the dumpster
Mess with the Jumpman,
You'll end in the Dump, Man...
what is this game called?
7:38 Failboat: “I’m going to bonk on this stupid apple” proceeded to do that exact thing FAILBOAT.EXE has failed restarting...
*insert gliched failboat screaming here *
@@Kilo_Maybe That will be with me forever. XDD
Fun fact: you can’t jump onto fire birbs because they are on fire, which means they can only die from you giving them a Wackity-Smackity or somehow falling off the world.
Toad: hello dominos pizza what can I get you? Mario: a mushroom pizza Toad: *Y O U H A V E M O M M A D Y O U R L A S T M I A*
17:00 I replayed this exact moment way too many times. I couldn't figure out why it was so mesmerizing. The event, the reaction, the mystery. It all pulled me in and I couldn't get away.
7:00 Is that... Is that a Gears for Break-... Clever, Dan. Clever.
Failboat: I was stepping on that man
Me: IT’S LITERAL HEAD WAS ON FIRE
1:55 "Shoot the bird."
Failboat, put your middle finger down!
7:37
*failboat transcends reality from his stupidity*
7:35
I never could have expected this...
D̵̮̠͍̕A̵͎̘͉͌̓̄͝A̴̩͉̞̥͒̓̽̋̋͗̾̍Ȁ̷̛͕̰̹͙͆́̾̔̌̈́͜͝Ȃ̶̪̳̥̆̍A̴̲̤̓͊̑͌̉̋̎͂͒͝A̷̤͓͂̄̄́̿͛̓͒͛̔A̵̧̬̟̣̞̞̬̍̀̽͌̇̂̕Ẫ̵̮̦͜͠͠A̶̧̮̤̬̻͉͈̾͐̐̑͂̒̒͂̚̚À̴̛͔̖͓͈̫͓̔̕
Me: "He made it to the mountain!"
Also me: "Why has only half the video played so far?"
Between 16:59 and 18:04 I got an earth splitting headache from how much I was laughing. I didn't expect to have needed a health warning for a Failboat video. From *two years ago* no less.
I guess you could say... That’s a spicy meat-a-ball!
4:45
When your family leaves the house and you can finally do whatever you want on the computer
17:00 failboat accidentally discovers an actual speedrun mechanic for this game lmaooo
MARIO:*Fly’s*
Failboat:NANI!!??
The problem: Mario's too hot.
The solution: Give him an ice flower.
3:40 "I was stepping on him!"
Yeah you were, but it was on fire so why did you step on it
But he was also on fire, so it should have evened out
@@randomcommenter7900 Exactly
Mario with the gun: *YOU'VE MAMA'D YOUR LAST MIA*
7:03 Mario was having gears for breakfast.
3:35 you do realize he’s an enemy that is *literally on fire* so you shouldn’t step on him and bat him away instead
“Those weren’t 1-Ups, Luigi.”
7:41 Failboat.exe has stopped working
Mario while on fire: this is fine
No-one:
Literally no-one:
Me, when the quarantine started: 4:45
WHY DID U CHANGE THE TITLE? IT WAS PERFECT
What was the old title
The problem: there hasn't been a super Mario game in a while
The solution: boot up A hat in time and make it OURSELVES
7:40 Failboat.exe has unexpectedly crashed.
An amazing title, I must say.
“Can I have a gun?” ~Failboat, 2020
From hot to a normal plumber
1:38 Uhh... That's the Storm Rifle...
"A lot of very hot things"
Bowser with glasses pops up
I love this challenge road! It might be my favorite so far. The last first and last levels I absolutely love, and the middle one I like a little less, but it's grown on me. Oh yeah and I hate to be that guy but it's a cherry not an apple
wahoo
7:38 words said before disaster
Man I’m so glad your doing more AHIT, I miss that incredible and funny gameplay!
I’m gonna bonk on that stupid apple
Bonks
D⃣A⃣A⃣A⃣A⃣A⃣
3:40 unfortunately history will not remember it that way
17:00 I was not ready for that at all
"Can I have a gun? Just curious."
Well Mario is one spicy ravioli after all so he can walk on that fire all day long.
The problem: mario is still sane
The soltuion: kidnap him, take him to the realm of the mad go- I mean hat in time, *AND CORRUPT HIM OURSELVES*
"Mario is hot"
wow i didn't know failboat was a SIMP
7:40 karens when they cant talk to the manager
“What a cool level this is!”
*get it, cuz it’s an ice level?*
could’ve called this “A Mario In Time”
As you can see in the thumbnail, Mario has completely mastered the art of Hamon. He is doing a zoom punch while looking completly smug. Original, unheard of to the point it might even seem like a lie, and skillful all at the same time.
When you get locked in quarantine:
4:44
7:03 I guess you could say that Mario is having gears for breakfast...
ayyyyyyy
"oh I have to swing across with the Minecraft Pickaxe!"
*All of this makes PERFECT sense*
"My right had has purpose again!"
-Failboat, 2020 or something like that
30:19 made me spit out my water loool
16:59 extreme surprise and all Failboat can say is no bonk! lol!
Failboat: Mario is hot
Future Failboat: *my decisions have changed and so has my life*
THE PROBLEM: there are no new Mario games
THE SOLUTION: *make it ourselves*
He had some fun
But fails not done
And don't forget
Mario has a gun
I don't like what "Mario is Hot" out of context implies
Yes you do
You may have outsmarted us, but we have outsmarted your outsmartedness
I’m waiting for Failboat to go through with his comment and see a lot of people seeing “Mario is hot” in comments with no context 😂
3:38 you cant step on the fire birds
Indeed he is...
Failboat: you can make this jump.
Mario: *goes even further beyond*
A new Mario game is going to come out
For anyone that is confused that we are talking different from the title, Fail changed it 😂.
Optimistic Deity from what?
@@skelaboi01 He hasn't changed it.
This Person Does Not Exist
Don’t worry
I have already seen the original title
16:56
Probably one of the funniest things I've seen, LOL
Mario uses sonic to get a time piece - 1985, colorized
(13:03) "WAHA!" He says while chops off someone's head and it goes flying.
(15:23) End of this has
POG FAIL!
(16:22) Toxic Mario.
(18:04) Mario, Noooo!!!!!
Failboat : I love the mario weapon a plasma rifle from halo *Shows a storm rifle from halo 4-5*
Everyone that's not plasma rifle that's a storm rifle. :(
19:03 This hits a bit different with the recent developments in the smash community...
Mario is chillen
7:41 haha funny
"Mario is hot"
Look, Daniel, we ain't letting you oppose Waluigi and then act as if you never said anything!
Failboat: we need a new mario game
Literally haven’t had a mario game for 1 year
The Plasma Rifle from Halo, the most underrated Mario power-up in history.
0:15 don't tell me I saw Mario with a gun every other meme compilation and I saw on vinesauce Joel of an image in Gmod Mario holding a pistol
Me: **Pizza time stops** Failboat: Pizza: **time stops**
12:31
Nobody:
Failboat: CaN I hAVE a GUn?????
This man really loves a hat in time
No one:
Failboat: You are the mamma and the Mia.
Mario is hot
You scare me Dan
Nobody:
Failboat: *Unconscious Mario Noises*
"What does Mario have on his plate? Ewww, gears"
I guess you could say that he's having *_gears for breakfast_*
And also 14:03 would've been a way better model for fire mario in super mario galaxy
Mario is tired of rescuing peach. Mario has decided to rescue failboat instead.
Previous title was "Mario is hot."