Laplus visits the happiest place on Earth: Lui's House
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- hololive's Laplus Darknesss and Lui Takane eat food.
Original stream: • 【 オフコラボ 】#ラプルイ がハンバーグ食...
@LaplusDarknesss @TakaneLui
On the eve before the grand opening of holoX’s dollar-store envisioning of ‘The Happiest Place on Earth’, the Board of Public Safety had dispatched an investigator to ensure the roller coasters had seat belts, the bumper cars did not exceed speed limits, and the ‘You must be this tall to get on this ride’ signs were in their proper positions.
This investigator went by Officer Oozora, emphasis on the ‘Officer’ part. Being a servant of Public Safety, she carried no weapon other than her voice, which could stun a grown man at fifteen yards better than any taser. She pulled up to the amusement park in a Subaru hatchback, government issued and proof that someone among the administration had a sense of humor. She got out of the car and slipped on her reflective Aviators. Before heading for the entrance, she adjusted her polished gold badge so that it would catch the sunlight from almost any angle and would be immediately noticeable. If there’s one thing experience taught her, it’s that establishing authority was the most important part of the job.
With all the majesty of a trumpeter swan waddling down the fairway for a dip in the water hazard on a par four, Officer Oozora sauntered up to the marquis where two obsequious employees awaited her with false smiles and a hunted look in their eyes. Above their heads, in crude paint plastered on a hijacked billboard, where letters whose meaning no team of linguists could possibly discern. It was as if they were written by someone with flippers for hands. An orca, perhaps. At any rate, Officer Oozora was immediately given the impression that this was going to be one of THOSE jobs.
“Who’s in charge here?” she asked, looking from one employee to the other.
The leftmost, tall and hawkish, looked down at her compatriot, who was short and purple and was looking back up at her somewhat like a child who had just been told they had run out of Happy Meals. The tall one sighed and said, “I guess I am.”
The Officer huffed. “Is this your daughter?”
“No,” said the hawk. “It’s my boss.”
The Officer frowned. “Then she should be the one in charge, no?”
“In an ideal world, yes,” agreed the hawk.
“Then why isn’t she?”
The hawk looked down at the subject in question then back at the officer and it was plain from her expression that she did not consider this world ideal.
“Lui,” said the small one, speaking for the first time. “I dropped my Avenger’s playing cards. All fifty-two of them.”
Lui felt something brush against her shin and looked down to behold the ground littered with portraits of superheroes and supervillains. Through her teeth, she said, “Then pick them up.”
“I can’t,” whined the short one.
“Why not?”
“I want you to do it.” The demon child gasped. “Oh no! Thanos is getting snapped by the breeze! Hurry, before they all get blown away!”
“I’m not picking up your cards, Lap.”
“Then who will!?” caterwauled the one referred to as ‘Lap’. Tears bobbled on her lower eyelids. “If only superheroes really existed,” she sniffled. “Then maybe, hic, maybe life wouldn’t, hic, be so bad.”
One thing that could be said about Officer Oozora was that she didn’t join the Force for their sense of fashion. A glance at this poor, sobbing, obviously troubled child was all it took to play the heartstrings of Officer Oozora like a fiddle. After shooting the hawkish woman a look of reproach, she got down on one knee and began picking up the playing cards. In a surprisingly soft tone of voice, she said, “So, you like superheroes?”
“Guh-huh,” blubbered the demon child.
“Who’s your favourite?”
“Jared Leto.”
“Hm. Never heard of that one. What’s their superpower?”
“He morbs.”
“That’s cool.”
“Yeah.”
“How old are you?”
“Thirty-two.”
Officer Oozora had a few follow up questions after this revelation but was not given the chance to voice them. Instead, a bottle of saline solution labelled ‘Fake Tears’ slipped out of the demon child’s sleeve and landed in plain view of the Officer. The last thing she heard before waking up in her Subaru hatchback miles out of town was “Quick, Lui! Hit her with the steel chair! Just like we planned!”
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The idea of Laplus smiling nonstop while spending time with Lui, it brings me peace.
I adore seeing these two talk with each other.
like a mother and child.
Laplus is the cutest, most adorable, cute cutie I've ever seen.
Reaching this level of "Aaaaaaaawww!" shouldn't be possible-
Lui clapping her hand is wholesome.
If you tell me this two were sisters in their previous lives, I will believe it.
Gotta love the special bond they share.
laplus sometime can act as spoiled / polite kid but often become kusogaki
She is more or less a japanese version of Kobo in that regard
listening to the stream had me smiling ear to ear the entire time, thanks for translating some really good bits of it.
what a great day it was, two mom & daughter collabs (mio + ayame being the other one) and the shubawata collab, which was hilarious, that single day recharged my energy for months to come.
Yeah the Subaru/Watame stream was one of the funnier ones I've seen in a while. I'd like to try my hand at translating parts of it, eventually. If I can make it sound half as entertaining in English as it was in Japanese, it'd still be a riot (i hope).
@@MapleLeafTranslations please do try, i know me and the watame fancord would love it
Laplus is, by far, the most tomboy of the HoloX bunch. That should tell you how girly the rest are
Assuming those leaks from her pics are her she is also super girly and this is just one of her multiple personalities
Yet she's the most girly (fashion) irl out of HoloX (based on leaks)
I need Lui impersonating Mickey Mouse now lol
0:52 0:58 I didn't check to see whose video this was when I clicked it but these two translations are so distinct, I was like "wait, this a Maple vid?" haha
Ah they were so cute at the end there
When they talk together I get the image of Laplus in one of those carrying harnesses on Lui’s chest walking around Disney Land.
lapu is a total complete and absolute kid
And if other Holomems are to be believed she is super short IRL too. Shorter than even Aqua
@@tubu4475 didn’t ask
I'm really enjoying imagining HoloX doing a full-group Disney trip - four with the obvious fake deep voices, while Lui's mothering the group with her cheese voice.
P.S.
Maple, your sense for clippable moments has always been excellent - and it's improved by your unmatched (imo) ability to convey conversational tone in your translations.
I guess I was due to say that you do great work and I appreciate you. Thank you
Hey, thanks man! I'm not sure any praise is due in my direction, but I am sure it takes a kind soul to go out of their way to dish it out.
Have a good one!
@@MapleLeafTranslations I subbed after watching 1 or 2 of your vids, keep up the good work!
1:00 😆💖
1:19 Oh, my god; childhood memories...
Laplus sounded like that kid enjoying the happiest place on Earth. 😆💜
I love these precious ladies. 💜💖
Mama Lui being happy to see her child kusogaki Laplus enjoying her food and company. This is next level of cuteness.
Lui seems to act more like a big sister to Laplus than a mama
@@CSLucasEpic adorable nonetheless!
I was lowkey expecting the cheesy “I love your miso soup, can you please make them for me every day”
I just want to say: you are VERY good at translating/localizing. Great work here!
I love LapLui, it reminds me a lot of ShishiLamy collabs but with less screaming.
Before you brought out the reference explanation, I thought Laplus meant Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, a thought which I find scarier than what was actually referenced.
As for the description story, Laplus mentioning Jared Leto instead of his comic book super movie roles got me. And thinking some more about Laplus talking about that stuff, I'm reminded of the fact that she interviewed Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz as part of the press junket for The Batman. That, and Fubuki interviewing Jared Leto during the Morbius promotions.
OH you're right that was Fubuki who interviewed Jared Leto. It was so surreal when it happened I think my brain failed to properly encode into memory what was actually happening on my screen.
@@MapleLeafTranslations The most incredible part of the FBK/Leto interview was Leto clearly asking himself if he was maybe a furry, in real time.
God-tier description as always
Lap+ is happiest when eating a home cooked meal.
I'm just happ la+ sounds happ again ❤️
I was about to be confused about the thumbnail but then laplus explained the merch in her house so I'm good
You missed the moment when Laplus ate something and gave a thumbs up to the camera
That stream was adorable
これはガチで母娘てぇてぇ配信やったｗ
Its incredible how Laplus and Lui immediately fall into a little sister-big sister dynamic when its just the two of them...
I love that La+ doesn't even deny anything Lui points out about her huge grin and obviously having a grand old time, she just laughs.
This is the best, I love La+ and Lui, mostly because of your clips of them, especially Lui, I hope you continue to do more HoloX!
I appreciate your translation of the pun at 0:50 , very good example of localization without losing the meaning!
Lap-chan talking about and enjoying food will be something I can watch and listen all day. It's way too cute. All thanks of Lui-nee ofcourse.
If Horoekkusu were an anime, the first season would be comedic and end with La+ being overthrown by Takane Lui.
S2 would be a lot more serious but would end with Takane Lui adopting La+ as her child. Raising her would be a handful so she would be forced to disband Horoekkusu.
S3 would begin with Tokoyami Towa taking command of Horoekkusu and bringing back La+/Lui as her underlings, almost winning but ultimately defeated by Aqua/Suisei.
S4 would see the rise of Pekora & her forces. They'd be so powerful that the 'heroes' & villains (Holo-X) would join forces to stop her. Takane Lui would die in S4, to save La+.
guess what...we might going to see it soon...I mean their HoloX MEEting is great tho and the probability is there
3:06 laplus essentially said 'this cheese fucks'
3:00 It is sexy if you play the long long man song right there
Oooh noo, please don't tell me Lui is a *_Disney Adult_*
Anything but that
Now we need a _Disney Collab_ with Gooba 🦈 😄
The prognosis isn't looking good, doc...
She just really likes Disney. Lots of Holomems like Disney. They can like Disney without being weird about it lol.
I haven’t visited in a while but I’ll forever adore the Maple’s Stories ;) ❤❤❤
la+ is adorable
this is why I feel lap+ really the best leader of holoX i love her banter with other members~ and simp for towa~
the implication that disney has existed for at least 500 million years is astounding
Just look at the halucigenia and Mickey mouse locked in combat fossil
Officer Subaru has a dangerous job. I assume this isn't over yet.
Luitomo (this includes me): WRITE THAT DOWN! SHE LIKES DISNEY! WRITE IT DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Aaaah, this calmed my kokoro! 😊
when you're on that good good miso and can't handle the kickback
Apparently there is Disenyeland in Holoverse 500 million years ago?
The cute princess (Laplus) like Disney eh?
I bet Gura and Lui would have a great time talking about Disney parks!
As expected of Korone's fellow Disney adult
La+ really sounds like a shots VA.
Just noticed Laplus and Gura share a similar laughter
why go to disneyland when you can go to lui's house and be treated like a king?
楽しい微笑ましい二人やね（＾ω＾）
TIL Lui-nee's apartment resembles a Disney Gift Shop.
Going to Disneyland is like a dream come true for a lot of people, myself included. How would a Vtuber, or group of Vtubers, arrange a visit safely? Or anybody else at risk of being recognized that needs to avoid the public? Like a political figure, or a Hollywood star for example? There's no way Disney parks don't have some kind of private park experience. I mean, even engaging with park staff could put a Vtuber at risk of being recognized... I suppose that depending on the staff not to act on that recognition is the the issue... there would have to be a lot of trust. Doable, but still kinda iffy... Jesus christ, sorry, the whole point of this comment was to say that I hope that everyone in Holo, everybody, all gets to go to Disneyland together someday and have a blast
Holomems go to Disneyland/theme parks somewhat often, they usually just don't mention it until after it's happened. Myth + Kronii went to Universal Studios Japan a week before holo fes and didn't say it on stream until afterwards. It's too bad it's more difficult for them but they can still do it.
All you need are your sunglasses and baggy hoodie sweater if you dont want anyone to find you out. A zombie apocalypse helps too, especially after your wife makes a very large breakfast and you leave without eating any of it.
Lui is a Disney Adult?
When yuri kinda trope isn't sell well like flarenoel okakoro or lamybot, they now go for mother daughter theme, there is marine aqua, the oldies mio ayame, and now this
Okakoro is the only yuri trope that didn't flop. Y'all remember how bad Kiara and Calliope were?
@@rickard486 ooff i even forgot to mention that
ya know since if lui love disney a lot .. what would happen if astel and lui get together to go disney ?
Anpanman?