The Green Card Game Show - Live Sketch Comedy

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  • The Green Card Game Show - Live Sketch Comedy
    #sketchcomedy #livecomedy #greencard
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  • @lizzieyeomans6959
    @lizzieyeomans6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    "Yknow I'm actually Irish myself"
    "FALSE"

    • @claytondefreitaslima1169
      @claytondefreitaslima1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      nice reference

    • @liamkilraine4246
      @liamkilraine4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @ThatGuy-te9wh
      @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i get it

    • @macker33
      @macker33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Irish is a people, ireland is a country, dont confuse the two.

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@macker33 yes, but irish-americans are americans. Not irish

  • @dumblewhoree
    @dumblewhoree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "You need to speak louder"
    "I wasn't talking to you"
    "Vladimir I can't hear you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katesampleseverything
    @katesampleseverything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Foil's American accent is spot on though...down to the confused stutters and over-exhuberance of game show hosts! 😂😂

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wow I didn't even notice he was putting on an American accent xD It just sounded like 'normal English' to me xD

    • @jeremyhull3177
      @jeremyhull3177 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like he’s from New York

    • @misssmalla5581
      @misssmalla5581 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could maybe hear northern United States like Rhode Island or Connecticut, but not so much New York. It was a pretty normal accent…albeit, exaggerated host kind.

  • @LisaYellow
    @LisaYellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    "We were just visiting the Cathedral" 😂😂😂😂

    • @18grape
      @18grape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Am I the only one who doesn't get this?

    • @LisaYellow
      @LisaYellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      They were referring to this:
      www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/13/russian-television-channel-rt-says-it-is-to-air-interview-with-skripal-salisbury-attack-suspects

    • @kestrels-in-the-sky
      @kestrels-in-the-sky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny

    • @monamohammad3494
      @monamohammad3494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally rolling on the floor laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @thomasfowell8181
      @thomasfowell8181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lovely reference to Salisbury there

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    1:58 This is "O'CoailainMacNahunach" and then he goes into actual Irish, it translates as "and that, if you please".

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Only we Irish get this you're doing the world a service

    • @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh
      @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I heard that, did a double take, burst out laughing, rewound to hear it again, and then immediately scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else had heard it.

    • @sharonjohn7487
      @sharonjohn7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had the captions on so I could read what it said

    • @person2776
      @person2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nopw

  • @ebitoro4590
    @ebitoro4590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "Thanks Seamus, yeah we got it, fair play to ya"
    This skit is my absolute favourite 😂😂😂

    • @Anonymous-km5pj
      @Anonymous-km5pj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i like when they sing irish songs "slow slow hands, im leaving here w 1/2 a harvest" rotfl. We all have our faves, this trio is universal, if there was a universe..... which i guess means one language really....

  • @abigailirving9051
    @abigailirving9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    am already so psyched for arms' russian character, only 45 seconds in and i'm so keen

  • @patrickhector
    @patrickhector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    1:24 As someone named Patrick, I feel this- paddywagon, cowpat, patasaurus, helipad, etc, etc, so on and so forth

  • @christinetheravenclaw27
    @christinetheravenclaw27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    4:23 when someone asks you if you ate the last piece of cake

  • @ciaranmcconnon8751
    @ciaranmcconnon8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    When he presses the buzzer and said “oops I did it again” and he said “Britney Spears “ I died

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    “Maybe you’re involved in the military?”
    “.......................”
    Boy was that a loud silence.

    • @JohnSmith-ey6zy
      @JohnSmith-ey6zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Irish Republican Army?

    • @3britishweebs388
      @3britishweebs388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Smith ..

    • @3britishweebs388
      @3britishweebs388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John Smith it’s fish fingers

    • @HairXX
      @HairXX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor Bertha, she just wanted to have a bit of fun.

  • @firecloud77
    @firecloud77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Pretty good American accent.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Foil has been practicing generic American for years

    • @eoinc2246
      @eoinc2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You got the American pronunciation of "Ireland" perfect

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That Russian accent is fairly sharp too.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@foilarmsandhog Yeah he's really good at it!

    • @harkmi3
      @harkmi3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He actually sounds Canadian.

  • @elliee5541
    @elliee5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    “We were just visiting the cathedral” I YELLED

  • @ren576
    @ren576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    “Captain birds eye”
    “Maybe you had something to do with the military”
    “..........................”
    “I like fish fingers”

    • @tomskih203
      @tomskih203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just absolutely brilliance

    • @selenophile410
      @selenophile410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't get it ? Not even european

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IRA

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@selenophile410 captain birds eye is a fish finger brand

  • @joke3020
    @joke3020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    *I LiKe FisH FiNgErS*
    Uhm okay, well don't we all

  • @ItsTheBoombox
    @ItsTheBoombox ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Patrick walks in holding his earpiece, I've seen this a bunch of times and only just noticed that. Really love the atrention to detail.

  • @saif080
    @saif080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Vladimir I can't hear you 😂

  • @Ix3Wales
    @Ix3Wales 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "NO WE WERE JUST VISITING THE CATHEDRAL" I died 🤣

  • @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh
    @RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "And in Ireland I'm Seumas Ó Chaoilein Mac Macothúnach Corcasach aobhainn agus an sin mar 's e do thoil e". *ROFL*

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how meta these live performances are. It's hilarious.

  • @colorfulchameleon9891
    @colorfulchameleon9891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love these guys because they even stereotype themselves

  • @Awesomosarus
    @Awesomosarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "You know, I'm actually Irish myself."
    "False."
    I've been waiting with bated breath for the weekly video, haha!
    I saw you lads a couple of days ago at the Edinburgh Fringe and I already want to see you again! 😁

    • @ralphlyda4545
      @ralphlyda4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      'bated breath. Short for abated breath.

    • @Awesomosarus
      @Awesomosarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ralphlyda4545 - cheers 🥂.

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ralphlyda4545 Is it short for? I think "bated" is it's own word, with "abated" being a contraction of "a-bated", as in "a-waiting"

  • @BigBossIncarnate
    @BigBossIncarnate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Foil: when is Independence Day. ?
    Hog: This Thursday at 9 o Clock on rte2.
    Foil: What bird is the National Symbol of America?
    Hog: Pamela Anderson
    Foil: false the answer was the bald headed eagle.
    Hog: Sorry Britney Spears
    OMG I love how these puns work out so well guys haha Great work. I'm rolling on the ground laughing

    • @lindalumae
      @lindalumae 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it’s not the “bald-headed” eagle. Just bald eagle. Bald was an old term for white and that’s how it got its name. It’s not really bald.

  • @frostyblade8842
    @frostyblade8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:18 as a Patrick myself I can confirm these are accurate names

  • @___Chris___
    @___Chris___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *How thoughtful to show a USA map for the background decoration !!*
    Just thing that's weird: this one has only 6 states and 2 Floridas.

  • @elliec6885
    @elliec6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *incomprehensible Irish muttering *

    • @CornishClan
      @CornishClan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was my favourite bit!! I cried with laughter

  • @jaggazez
    @jaggazez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Absolutely fucking destroyed me with the subtle Salisbury Cathedral gag haha brilliant

  • @cliffritch7304
    @cliffritch7304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The twist is that the Irish were just flexing hard on the Russians. They were causing interference to cause the Russian to ask Vladimir to talk louder

  • @davidagnew193
    @davidagnew193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Getting accused of something you know you did be like. 4:23

  • @ingridsommer2232
    @ingridsommer2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you for having subtitles!!!

  • @BerkeleyMatthew
    @BerkeleyMatthew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Watching this again a year later, in tears laughing. This has got to be one of your best ones.

  • @wumbr6467
    @wumbr6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Sorry for being picky but 'Mikhailvichov' would be pronounced 'Mi-hi-al-ovichov'
    Not 'Mik-hail-ovichov' (and anyway you would only see the ending 'ovich' in a middle name to represent that you are the son of so if your dad was called 'Mikhail' then your middle name would be 'Mikhailovich') and again sorry for being picky, it was great performance (and my qualifications with this are me being from Russia e)

    • @wumbr6467
      @wumbr6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mangoeshello i mean the russian character, he messes it up too

    • @goodgame3374
      @goodgame3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found your comment interesting. I've always been confused by those naming conventions.

  • @Nikoo033
    @Nikoo033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Pats the way”. 😂

  • @jjaayy3063
    @jjaayy3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Arms walking on all wound up had me in stitches 😂 his poor shoulders and foils American accent is on point

  • @prelitsoda
    @prelitsoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Had the pleasure to watch this live! Brilliant stuff!

  • @ChestersonJack
    @ChestersonJack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Damn Foil, that American accent is spot on! As for region... Gosh, it’s tough to tell. TV accents are sort of standardized, more taught than developed organically. Probably closest to some Californian dialect, it’s very Hollywood. Definitely not valley or oakie though... Gosh I need to get my head in the game here.

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So glad the Russian character is back! He cracks me up!

  • @Alex_Whatareyoudoing
    @Alex_Whatareyoudoing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I can just imagine the amount of memes I’m gonna make from this! I’m so sorry hog and arms but you will be the center of most of my memes for a while 😂😂

  • @tomskih203
    @tomskih203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love these guys. They're amazingly funny. Their videos are great company during the lockdown.

  • @samsonlovesyou
    @samsonlovesyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Ve vere just visiting de cathedral.

  • @jmaster1324
    @jmaster1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I expected a joke about illegally crossing the line lol

  • @rdcyoutubediary
    @rdcyoutubediary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't stop watching their sketches!!

  • @wildfireintexas
    @wildfireintexas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love these guys. Wish I could see their show.

  • @uselessalgae9381
    @uselessalgae9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great work as always!

  • @cait812
    @cait812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn the Salibury joke. Nailed it.

  • @mikiberge6427
    @mikiberge6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great, as ever!

  • @Auriga499
    @Auriga499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys never disappoint

  • @Prettyblueshy
    @Prettyblueshy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol! Hilarious! You guys are awesome!

  • @mar1983horrors
    @mar1983horrors ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how at the end the tables got turned thanks to the luck of the Irish
    Wait nvm I commented before the last 2 seconds lol

  • @peppertherealmvp2542
    @peppertherealmvp2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aaaaa lads I can’t wait to see you guys this weekend at Electric Picnic!!! ❤️ I’ve waited actual YEARS to go to one of your gigs

  • @elisabethgreen1268
    @elisabethgreen1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg so excited to see these guys live in Philly!!!!!!

  • @Agasthyar
    @Agasthyar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These guys are legends

  • @casswalkr5557
    @casswalkr5557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this skit!

  • @alexb-vh4nq
    @alexb-vh4nq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jeez you guys are amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @biancarey4855
    @biancarey4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A bit of Matt's Warehouse 🤣

  • @cillianlawlor3160
    @cillianlawlor3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    First day of secondary school today This is EXACTLY what I need. Can't wait to see ye in September!

    • @daithi154
      @daithi154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao lil first year

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daithi154 first years started last Monday.

    • @daithi154
      @daithi154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harriet Antrobus ima first year😂

    • @lorrainecc99
      @lorrainecc99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Harriet Antrobus Pretty sure 11 year olds are still in primary school tbh

    • @cillianlawlor3160
      @cillianlawlor3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harriet Antrobus I'm 13.

  • @once4ever97
    @once4ever97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I AM SO GLAD I ENCOUNTERED THESE GUYS ON FACEBOOK

  • @andreagriffiths3512
    @andreagriffiths3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love It!

  • @br0k3nman
    @br0k3nman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He has “American Kid’s Gameshow host” accent nailed. Greetings from the golden state! Between you guys, Dylan Moran, and the rubberbandits, I’m going to assume I’ve seen everything Irish. 😽🇺🇸🇮🇪😂😉

  • @diamondsam
    @diamondsam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cathedral thing cracked me up lol

  • @wanketta
    @wanketta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perfect! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @eleanorryanryan2442
    @eleanorryanryan2442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another great one lads, thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂🇮🇪😁

  • @abdeldjalilselama2490
    @abdeldjalilselama2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you guys make the best twist

  • @judymanning2538
    @judymanning2538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well done ❤

  • @kellyelizabeth1571
    @kellyelizabeth1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your videos❤️❤️ they are hilarious😂😂

  • @unclefunk2427
    @unclefunk2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I like fish fingers”

  • @Jill_of_trades
    @Jill_of_trades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:34: I think the Irishman was broken

  • @kittttcattt
    @kittttcattt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pamela Anderson is a Canadian from Vancouver I believe other than that you're all super hilarious!

  • @calvinduffy
    @calvinduffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man that was intense.

  • @rwy-ug6pl
    @rwy-ug6pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love your videos :-)

  • @ann-julieweston2613
    @ann-julieweston2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic xxxx😂😂😂

  • @AmethystJadeSalape
    @AmethystJadeSalape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FOIL SOUNDS LIKE JACK WILDER FROM NOW YOU SEE ME LMAOOOO

  • @WhatsernameAI
    @WhatsernameAI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wait, is he Matt Warehouse's brother?! 1:29
    😂

  • @goawayimsleeping509
    @goawayimsleeping509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Pat's the way uh huh uh huh" i am dead

  • @no1fanofthepals
    @no1fanofthepals 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    HILARIOUS

  • @LisaYellow
    @LisaYellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the first time Im awake when your video came out, yay! Im never this early :D

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well done Lisa

    • @LisaYellow
      @LisaYellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foilarmsandhog thank you! Now, where is my coffee😴😴

  • @jessicadavies7230
    @jessicadavies7230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hog sounded at the beginning like pop eye 😂

  • @Marte0107
    @Marte0107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We were just visiting the cathedral 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Junkmnr_
    @Junkmnr_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:58 "Agus ansin mas e do thoil e" haha!

  • @prejalraval
    @prejalraval 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol! Epic! Xx

  • @creeperkiller78
    @creeperkiller78 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Host: Petrov, what vegetable was imported from Peru and caused a massive famine in Ireland
    Petrov: is potato

  • @ksrknwht300klls
    @ksrknwht300klls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's how I feel when I talk to irish people in the pub

  • @mo-po
    @mo-po ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Came across this one three years later. You guys really nailed the Russian attitude.

  • @TheMorganaic
    @TheMorganaic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We went to see cathedral... that’s absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @adamchovanec5010
    @adamchovanec5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The russian bit was the greatest :D

  • @Risaroo77
    @Risaroo77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is actually how we do immigration 😂😂😂

  • @gracevalente9477
    @gracevalente9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "We where just visiting the cathedral"
    Perfect! Love this sketch so much 🤣
    Hope you've recovered from the fringe! Did you win any awards?

  • @ilariaz.143
    @ilariaz.143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this on April 2022, that Petrov is scaryingly realistic, I get mixed feelings. Nevertheless the whole sketch is great!

  • @NakulGanapathy
    @NakulGanapathy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol even his American accent is Irish 😂

  • @Vsure420
    @Vsure420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hilarious! I told my 12 year old about the Russian he s said.
    "So does the whole world make fun of us?"
    Me: Of course everyome pokrs fun at other countries. But more so latelly.....have you seen who our president is?!"

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's so sad that, given the state of things nowadays, I don't automatically know where you're from

    • @Vsure420
      @Vsure420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gongasoso Murica

  • @kapimanen819
    @kapimanen819 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius

  • @emordnilap4747
    @emordnilap4747 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, that was brilliant. Especially how Patty got the national bird wrong in 3 ways. 1, obviously they were looking for the animal, 2, Americans don't call women birds, and 3, Pamela Anderson is Canadian!

  • @jedikaren8112
    @jedikaren8112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This aged very well!

  • @philipdemaeyer1665
    @philipdemaeyer1665 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Luck of the Irish ☘️

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Was the “I’m Irish myself!” Joke from the us border immigration test video?
    Edit: was some of this inspired by that video?

    • @martavdz4972
      @martavdz4972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the joke was inspired by the fact that a lot of Americans claim to be Irish (because their great-grandmother was Irish or something like that). I've read that the Irish complain about it or laugh at it. Because Americans just don't get that the European concept of nationality and ethnicity is different than theirs.

  • @duelmaster6087
    @duelmaster6087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Of course the Irish man got super lucky

  • @srijanumesh5355
    @srijanumesh5355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:04 look at Hog

  • @basicassumption9002
    @basicassumption9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When I saw this live the russian won

    • @blancagomez2981
      @blancagomez2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No he didn't.

    • @blancagomez2981
      @blancagomez2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Prove it.

    • @stephenray95
      @stephenray95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blancagomez2981 you're mistaken.

    • @CityWhisperer
      @CityWhisperer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stephenray95 We were just visiting the Cathedral.

    • @zink_d1665
      @zink_d1665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew it! ))

  • @afcreative22
    @afcreative22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had to take a break at the national bird of the United States because I was laughing too hard

  • @Thechickenmafia
    @Thechickenmafia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that lady at the end had a very shiny face.