With access to the internet, I have a wealth of human knowledge to explore right at my fingertips. Instead I choose to use it to watch a man eat and rate sub-par, knock off fast food burgers. I do not regret my decision.
Even after 14 years, Ashens still didnt change his format. Reviewing subpar toys, legendary PopStations and questionable food. Internet sometimes can be wonderful
"As well as kicking over my rockery this morning, the postman has kindly brought me my Popstation value pack." I don't know how I stumbled upon these, but I will never forget this line. Well done, brain.
Weirdly enough, we have all sorts of these microwavable breakfast sandwiches made by a company called Jimmy Dean and they came up with a great way to do it. Literally all of them instruct you to wrap the entire sandwich in a paper towel, while still frozen, and microwave for varying amounts of time, depending on the type of sandwich. I swear to you, it works. The paper towel absorbs excess moisture and keeps the muffin/biscuit/croissant from getting soggy, but traps just enough moisture in to prevent it from becoming too dry. They're quite a delicious treat. I think it also helps that Jimmy Dean very clearly uses quality ingredients and thus the taste is quite good already.
Would that be the same Jimmy Dean who played Willard Whyte in Diamonds Are Forever? I’ve heard he was a country and western singer/ actor/ sausage magnate.
I love how every frozen microwavable food company uses a microwave that works like no other microwave on the planet to determine cooking times. Over twenty years of eating terrible microwave food and a dozen microwaves, NONE of them have ever heated ANYTHING properly. They alternate between "the cheese is smoking while the center is frozen", to "the bun is literally on fire and the meat is lukewarm", and the really joyful "the whole thing is still frozen even after doubling the cooking time." Notably, the one that left the items frozen was the one that was so powerful that it would superheat a mug full water in 15 seconds to the point where it could melt flesh. Did they leave out a step in the cooking instructions that says "You must turn off the laws of thermodynamics in your local reality to cook this properly"?
The canned soup tells me 6 minutes on 600W, so I put it in for 6:30 The burger tells me 90 secs on 700W, so it get's 1:40-1:50 on 600W depending how I feel about it. the peas tell me 2 minutes on 100W, so they get 1:30 on 800W
That seems like the world shittiest superpower Still a superpower tho. God i wish i could enjoy shitty food like you but i cant my tummy and mouth won't take it
I'm with you. I'll keep bringing it up but the revered and now discontinued Rustlers gourmet was the absolute shit. Better than any gastro pub offering. Sadly no one apart from us wanted to spend £5 on a microwave delicacy.
I live across the street from a KFC, in the United States, but had no idea what a "Zinger Tower Burger" was. Apparently it's an Australia/UK bestseller that's never been sold in the US.
I'm glad there's a serving suggestion, for those who have never seen a burger before. Once you opened the box I was thinking Falling Down and the Whammy burger :D
That's what I usually do. Adding more sauces and all kinds of veggies, keeping the pack from the freezer as nothing more than an excuse to not fry and minced meat with all the work that involves.
Same! I love that he nicely says " oh yeah i nearly forgot to mention the twitch" meanwhile every other video elsewhere will loudly mention something like that 6 times. Its so comforting.
Watched ashens for years and This is just one of those TH-camrs who doesn’t ever have to switch up how they do things. Classic ashens 24/7 and it works.
They're not even bad for the price and how quick you can make them, and if you know how to properly make them especially. Love Ashens but you have to understand he plays it up for the camera because you know, that's his job, to entertain
I'm telling ya, Ashens has become this sort of 'safe space' for me. A lot of things change in life, but you'll be sure that there's always Ashens reviewing mundane stuff on a slightly worn out sofa.
It's taken a year of his Twitch streams to realise what it is, not only does he take a hilarious look at familiar tat, he's actually a genuinely nice man.
I actually quite like these burgers, they’re handy after I’ve finished a long night at work. key is to toast the buns for long enough to mask the lack of flavour in the rest of the ingredients
Just replied to a guy who said about the same thing, gonna spread the love: "You can freeze burger patties you make yourself. Cook however many you want to stock up, let them cool, stack them together with wax paper inbetween (so they can be easily removed individually) and put them in a ziplock. Then just stick in the freezer. Whenever you want one just microwave a patty, get a bun, slap some condiments on that bad boy, and bam. Significantly less likely to give you some form of radioactive meningitis than Poundland Mystery Meat. Unless you like the flavor of radioactive meningitis and add it yourself of course." Cheers.
never had these particular ones, but tbh i actually kinda like the rustlers ones. trick is to just microwave the patty, toast (and i mean TOAST) the bun, butter it, add ketchup or whatever sauce u prefer, and voila! a slightly less-shit, shit burger.
This'll mean nothing to 99% of you, but the Royal Stack reminded me of an episode of Sliders where the team goes to a world dying from -Covid- a generic plague and all of the burgers are in shrink wrap. Its a good episode btw. For a show made 20 years ago it really got the hysteria of 2021 down to a nutshell.
I've just realised that the picture of the bald chap with the beard that you have flashframed over the years was your way of letting us know how you would eventually look.
Dave, the mechanical meat separation machine operator lost his arm to it recently but we couldn't be bothered to stop the machine and clean it, much cheaper to put a tiny warning on the box.
I love when Ashens reviews food, not because I can get the same stuff around me but for the advice like toasting the bread or getting a better meal instead. That's the kind of knowledge only a person passes on after suffering the mildly inconvenience that is eating a soggy sandwich
What the hell, I haven't been on your channel for 4 years. How is your content actually completely unchanged whatsoever. Why is it still interesting, despite the passage of time and my personal development. I am awestruck.
back in the day in an old job that was stuck in a strip mall with [Expensive restaurant] [different expensive restaurant], an applebees and a dollar store, we always went to the dollar store for food since we were all poor, and those sort of crappy frozen burgers and chicken sandwiches were usually what we got, and we just doused them with hot sauce. spice covers up a world of sadness. the crappiest chicken sandwich you can buy is tolerable when you load up on cholula.
@@md_vandenberg I saw it when it came out and have seen it many time since. I didn’t say anything about the joke. All I said they took it out of the menu which actually does change the joke because the burger doesn’t exist with that name anymore
I'm fairly sure the closest the "Chicken" in those burgers has seen to a real chicken is if it was once a box that chicken nuggets were transported in on a lorry.
I haven't watched Ashens in years but I got recommended to watch this today. It felt kind of like coming home to my childhood residence. Nostalgic. Weird.
When I get microwave burgers or a chicken sandwich from my local 7-11, I separate the two buns and the meat and let them heat up in a pan on my hotplate. Usually turns out rather good once some sauce is added. I often go for mayo, Miracle Whip or BBQ sauce.
Heat me, eat me - made by summit foods, snacksters - made by summit foods. I actually had a big stack earlier, along with the heat me eat me doner meat and chips. i personally find the doner meat and chips is one of the better quick snacks from the line up
Due to a medical reasons I've not been able to eat anything burgerrelated for more than a year. You can't talk bad enough about that thing to not make me want to eat it :D
It's crazy how many memes Ashens has been responsible for - and now he's a meme himself. I never thought he'd become the middle aged bald man/goatee trope yet here we are. He's one of a billion bald men over 40 with a goatee. Do they not look around and see how many of them there are? He's become a game NPC basically, just another bald goatee dude in a river of bald goatee dudes. He's becomes Menski/Steve Austin/Phil Mitchell/add your own bald goatee man here.
not getting the opportunity to see any convenience stores or gas stations in UK, it's neat to see how common commercially available garbage really is kind of similar a lot.
I was just checking out your channel and your twitter page like half an hour ago to see if you had posted something new and to see how you were doing. Going to watch the video when I get home. Always nice to know you're still around. I hope all is well with you.
When I was in my teens, BK had a whole range of "doubles", all priced the same, which included the double bacon and cheese, the double rodeo, consisting of BBQ sauce and onion rings, the standard double cheeseburger, which despite its simplicity is one of my favourites, the Big King, which was just a blatant rip off of the Big Mac, and some Italian inspired thing, I can't remember the name, but it was my other favourite which had mozzarella and a rich Italian tomato and basil sauce . Now, the bacon double cheeseburger is ridiculously overpriced, the rodeo was quite recently discontinued, the Italian one was discontinued years ago, the Big King changed to include the stupid middle bun that a Big Mac has, making it an even more obvious rip off, before being discontinued, and I think the double cheeseburger still exists at a reasonable price, but since the lockdowns, they've stopped sellling the standard hamburger and standard cheeseburger. They only sell the "kids versions" which have no onions and pickles. Oh and I'm still mad they got rid of the Chicken Tendercrisp. Sort yourselves out Burger King.
I find it highly ironic and funny that during his review of the breakfast sandwich I was literally having one myself xD mine was on a croissant and had an egg as well but they looked eerily similar in the sausage department lol
Classic Stuart always appears when I am at my lowest. This fine lad cures my depression surprisingly better than my meds and the therapy. I'm so happy every time I see an upload from him
Every time one of these videos is posted, my brain manufactures the smell for me, thanks brain! (the smell I would describe politely as "a compost bin left out in the sun on a really hot day")
Thankyou for cheering me up youtube for me has been quiet and ashans to the rescue!!! iv been enjoying your microwave line up please keep doing thease I love how funny you are in doing these videos hope all is well in these troubling times keep up the good work
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With access to the internet, I have a wealth of human knowledge to explore right at my fingertips. Instead I choose to use it to watch a man eat and rate sub-par, knock off fast food burgers. I do not regret my decision.
welcome to the internet
same here man, same here
Same here.
Truly, it is the peak of evolution
Was going to make the same comment as Technology connection ended up after this one in queue
Even after 14 years, Ashens still didnt change his format. Reviewing subpar toys, legendary PopStations and questionable food. Internet sometimes can be wonderful
nah...you see a man that has found his calling
also you made me realize ive been watching ashens for at least 13 years now...damn...what does that say about me
@@arposkraft3616 It says you got good taste
Not to mention he still has the same brown couch that I’m surprised doesn’t emit any radiation
@@dylanstephens3515 i wouldn't bet on that frankly
That couch has enough stories to write a hundred tell all books, a documentary series, and a trilogy of movies set in the future
It has it's own ecosystem by now.
@@6581punk Still not as complex as one you can find in a Hollywood casting couch
*sad slide whistle*
If couches could talk, it would beg for a mercy killing.
You know it's a set right? Like there hasn't been a full sofa for years? You knew that?!
His original couch as well
The Simpsons "nom" sound effect he makes every time he takes a bite 🤣
...is quite obnoxious
finished for you
LOL!
Even after all these years, Ashens content is still the same. Never change Stuart.
It's not 240p though!
I remember watching these on windows vista
And a couple years ago I watched the sharpest knife video with my family, hilarious!!
It is remarkably comforting
"As well as kicking over my rockery this morning, the postman has kindly brought me my Popstation value pack." I don't know how I stumbled upon these, but I will never forget this line. Well done, brain.
The Homer Simpson-esque "Umgh" before each bite is brilliant.
@dcoog anml molemmat
Classic Ashens. Old figures and nasty food. Staples of TH-cam.
It's weird to think I've been enjoying these videos for 14 years, maybe more.
That's why they call them staple foods
In a way it's almost like... comfort food, wouldn't you say?
Don't forget the classic brown chair!
You forgot the Pop stations.
They should release a microwavable Happy Meal™ knockoff with a depressingly crap toy.
You know someone will microwave the toy and burn themselves and sue the company that made it...
@@PiousMoltar well, don't put it on the us market then. rest should be fine. ;)
@@PiousMoltar Same people that probably melt the cheese with the plastic still on it.
It's Happy Snacksters time now with a knock off transforming robo burger
@@PiousMoltar They could make the toy out of asbestos so it wouldn't burn!
Ashens was one of the first guys I watched ever on the internet. Way back when it was hot new shit to get videos online. I'm still here.
This channel just feels like home honestly
Same dude
Same I watched him back in 2006 when I was in elementary school and now I have kids of my own
Love how the he still doing videos with the same couch.
The only thing that changed is the camera
Weirdly enough, we have all sorts of these microwavable breakfast sandwiches made by a company called Jimmy Dean and they came up with a great way to do it. Literally all of them instruct you to wrap the entire sandwich in a paper towel, while still frozen, and microwave for varying amounts of time, depending on the type of sandwich.
I swear to you, it works. The paper towel absorbs excess moisture and keeps the muffin/biscuit/croissant from getting soggy, but traps just enough moisture in to prevent it from becoming too dry. They're quite a delicious treat. I think it also helps that Jimmy Dean very clearly uses quality ingredients and thus the taste is quite good already.
Would that be the same Jimmy Dean who played Willard Whyte in Diamonds Are Forever?
I’ve heard he was a country and western singer/ actor/ sausage magnate.
@@BungleBare You are correct he was the same guy
@@BungleBare which I never actually knew. I knew Jimmy Dean was a real person, but I didn’t know much about him.
I love how every frozen microwavable food company uses a microwave that works like no other microwave on the planet to determine cooking times. Over twenty years of eating terrible microwave food and a dozen microwaves, NONE of them have ever heated ANYTHING properly. They alternate between "the cheese is smoking while the center is frozen", to "the bun is literally on fire and the meat is lukewarm", and the really joyful "the whole thing is still frozen even after doubling the cooking time." Notably, the one that left the items frozen was the one that was so powerful that it would superheat a mug full water in 15 seconds to the point where it could melt flesh. Did they leave out a step in the cooking instructions that says "You must turn off the laws of thermodynamics in your local reality to cook this properly"?
The canned soup tells me 6 minutes on 600W, so I put it in for 6:30
The burger tells me 90 secs on 700W, so it get's 1:40-1:50 on 600W depending how I feel about it.
the peas tell me 2 minutes on 100W, so they get 1:30 on 800W
Royal stack from Burger Cling.
Have it how you want.
I honestly love microwaved tat like this, its my guilty pleasure. The soggier the bun and the more miserable the meat the more I enjoy it
You're painfully British dear 😂
I was the same until I was sick once after eating one and seeing the sick with it in put me off for life
That seems like the world shittiest superpower
Still a superpower tho.
God i wish i could enjoy shitty food like you but i cant my tummy and mouth won't take it
Same honestly 🤷
I'm with you. I'll keep bringing it up but the revered and now discontinued Rustlers gourmet was the absolute shit. Better than any gastro pub offering. Sadly no one apart from us wanted to spend £5 on a microwave delicacy.
There's something very disturbing about seeing a whole, assembled, frozen burger come out of a box like that.
But not nearly as disturbing as seeing one coming out of a can.
@@saravis Oh god the canned burger. Please I'd rather starve.
@@saravis Agreed. Tha Trekking burger was amazing.
Yeah i agree, its kinda weird.
Agreed. Not as disturbing as seeing a whole chicken crammed into a can and emerge like something form alien when it's tipped out.
I love that 'NOM' noise that Ashens does as he takes his first bite. I actually wait for it every time lol 😆
These burgers are so awful but these videos still make me very hungry.
Oh thank god im not the only one
Thank god I can relate
They're nice ngl
watch the burger in a tin or the chicken in a can video. That will make you change your mind on that.
@@TheHorrorDevotee yes I have seen those ones.
The "Bacon" looks like what I imagine would be the entirety of the circumference of skin, peeled off of the roof of a burnt mouth.
I live across the street from a KFC, in the United States, but had no idea what a "Zinger Tower Burger" was. Apparently it's an Australia/UK bestseller that's never been sold in the US.
KFC is only second to McDonald's in Australia, it's commonly referred to as Dirty Bird here
That's a shame, a freshly made Zinger Tower is a might meal!
Lets riot! I want hash browns on my chicken!!!!!
What burgers do you have in US KFCs?
@@tiki_riot Right now they have a knock-off of the Chic-Fil-A chicken sandwich, but typically they have no sandwiches or burgers whatsoever.
I'm glad there's a serving suggestion, for those who have never seen a burger before. Once you opened the box I was thinking Falling Down and the Whammy burger :D
"Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture? Anybody? Anybody at all?"
Well I know what movie Im watching tonight.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what I usually do. Adding more sauces and all kinds of veggies, keeping the pack from the freezer as nothing more than an excuse to not fry and minced meat with all the work that involves.
A Big Stack is still a Big Stack, it's just _Le_ Big Stack.
Royale with stack
Big Kahuna Stack is better.
And no you may not have a drink of my tasty beverage to wash down your burger.
That's not a tasty burger!
What do they call a Whopper?
That breakfast muffin looks like it's about to start talking. It belongs in the fridge from the Young Ones
Next to the Ketchup and lintels
I almost expected it to bite his hand
Edit: I just got to the part where he said he it looks like it’s about to bite back 😂
"Don't mind me. I'm irrelevant!"
Felt compelled to comment because I'm old enough to remember the Young Ones when it was first broadcast and I'm still not dead
@@wanderer7755 me too 🤣🤣
how did my life come to watching a middle-aged englishman eat frozen burgers
Well he's not eating them FROZEN so that should eliminate some of your shame.
Well you lost your job at Scotland Yard.
@@whoknows8264 shout-outs to this guy for recognizing the pfp
@@gassnake2004 I have to thank MandaloreGaming for introducing the treasure that is the Mystery of the Druuds
How would it not?
I’ve been watching Ashens for so long that whenever a video like this one drops I just feel like i’m home :,)
The world is burning but Ashens is still the same... It's comforting
Same! I love that he nicely says " oh yeah i nearly forgot to mention the twitch" meanwhile every other video elsewhere will loudly mention something like that 6 times. Its so comforting.
Ashens, please never stop doing the Homer Simpson eating sound when you bite into something. It makes me smile every time.
I've watched this man eat microwaved food on his couch for years and by god I'm gonna keep watching for years to come.
Watched ashens for years and This is just one of those TH-camrs who doesn’t ever have to switch up how they do things. Classic ashens 24/7 and it works.
"Muffin in a microwave" sounds like an euphemism for being pregnant.
Well considering bun in the oven, I wonder what it could mean as a sister term....
@@Roadent1241 "I'm pregnant, and so is my sister." Deep south happenings. But yeah, it is certainly a modern twist.
@@Kumimono The speaker being a guy I assume?
@@Roadent1241 Could be either.😁
@@Roadent1241 "muffin in the microwave" - In Vitro Fertilization?
He's done it again. He's eating more terrible microwave burgers for our entertainment
@Kelly Smunt correct easy to critique things what we take for granted but many people are starving on the planet…
the absolute madman
@@DarrenJCalvert they are £1.50 what does he want a £90 Gordon Ramsey dished up burger
They're not even bad for the price and how quick you can make them, and if you know how to properly make them especially. Love Ashens but you have to understand he plays it up for the camera because you know, that's his job, to entertain
He sounds like somebody,,, robotwars commentator? That's not it.
I'm telling ya, Ashens has become this sort of 'safe space' for me. A lot of things change in life, but you'll be sure that there's always Ashens reviewing mundane stuff on a slightly worn out sofa.
It's taken a year of his Twitch streams to realise what it is, not only does he take a hilarious look at familiar tat, he's actually a genuinely nice man.
I always wonder if Ashens makes that sound as he takes a bite just eating in every day life 😜
Must be fun on a dinner date if that's the case. 😆
@@sharona1981 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably.
I suspect so - I certainly do post-Simpsons
Ashens, if you keep this content up for another two years I'll have been a subscriber for more than half of my entire life.
Honestly, it's been a miracle he's lasted this long after eating all the stuff he has for this channel!
1 year now.
Ayy congrats i guess lol
I imagine Ashens wakes up in the morning and thinks "Darn, Im still alive. Oh well, time to get to work on that.".
I actually quite like these burgers, they’re handy after I’ve finished a long night at work. key is to toast the buns for long enough to mask the lack of flavour in the rest of the ingredients
Just replied to a guy who said about the same thing, gonna spread the love:
"You can freeze burger patties you make yourself. Cook however many you want to stock up, let them cool, stack them together with wax paper inbetween (so they can be easily removed individually) and put them in a ziplock. Then just stick in the freezer.
Whenever you want one just microwave a patty, get a bun, slap some condiments on that bad boy, and bam. Significantly less likely to give you some form of radioactive meningitis than Poundland Mystery Meat. Unless you like the flavor of radioactive meningitis and add it yourself of course."
Cheers.
@@silverbeach1557 but that takes a level of preparation and effort beyond the capability of this product's target market.
never had these particular ones, but tbh i actually kinda like the rustlers ones. trick is to just microwave the patty, toast (and i mean TOAST) the bun, butter it, add ketchup or whatever sauce u prefer, and voila! a slightly less-shit, shit burger.
@@heatherheath3834 wow you are wifematerial 😍
@@thempex i know 😳😎😅😅 bon applesauce 👌👌😎😅
I definitely DON'T want a 'Horrible Soggy Sponge Bob' on my bottom.
This'll mean nothing to 99% of you, but the Royal Stack reminded me of an episode of Sliders where the team goes to a world dying from -Covid- a generic plague and all of the burgers are in shrink wrap. Its a good episode btw. For a show made 20 years ago it really got the hysteria of 2021 down to a nutshell.
Sliders rules! I remember putting that episode on when covid first started 😄
Was Sliders the one with Simon Pegg? Or am I thinking of something else?
@@tannerpickle something else, spaced i think.
@@tannerpickle Nah. John Rhys Davis AKA Gimli.
@@AntonioCardenasT Ah Spaced. You're right. Thank you.
This channel does retro gaming, retro gaming handhelds, and weird food. Could not be more relevant to my interests really!
Don't forget the Pop Stations!
And the seasonal tat on Halloween, Xmas, Easter etc!
I've just realised that the picture of the bald chap with the beard that you have flashframed over the years was your way of letting us know how you would eventually look.
5:25 "Although every care is taken to remove all bones, some may remain"
WHAT THE HELL?!
Dave, the mechanical meat separation machine operator lost his arm to it recently but we couldn't be bothered to stop the machine and clean it, much cheaper to put a tiny warning on the box.
I was looking for a way to pass my last half hour at work, hell yeah!
Enough time to watch it twice!
Let's get this in the top comments so her supervisor sees!
@Ff Tg Get your fired to work!
@Ff Tg Celine, I don't blame ya if you don't listen to this bloke. He spells about as well as my boss.
@Ff Tg when you prefer the taste of a boot to a spicy stack...
That 60's transition was the literal best thing, you've got to make it a standard part of your show somehow
Ok ok but I eat these for a quick “meal” after a long day at work and I enjoy it, can’t say my body does…
I hear ya, but the microwavable White Castle sliders are far closer to edible.
Why not cook a thin steak? Takes about the same amount of time If you like it rare.
@@MediumRareOpinions or Steak Ums... make a low budget cheesesteak...
Same.
So why not just stop at McDonald's?
When i'm on a diet and feel hungry, i just watch these videos and the craving is instantly gone!
Oh hey! I just realized that I got your movie box set. I've been very busy recently, so it slipped my mind completely. It's wonderful, thank you!
I love when Ashens reviews food, not because I can get the same stuff around me but for the advice like toasting the bread or getting a better meal instead. That's the kind of knowledge only a person passes on after suffering the mildly inconvenience that is eating a soggy sandwich
It is proof he truly cares for his audience... except the time he opened the chicken in a can... No one deserved to see that.
@@KertaDrake agreed
Everyone else on TH-cam's Sponsor:
Raycon or Shadow Legends.
Ashens: Gaviscon and Immodium.
Raycon: Overpriced branded version of cheap knockoff airpods.
Shadow Legends: a "game" that isnt fun at all.
I laughed out loud! :D
@@TheChodax OK.... Why do you have to tell everyone that you did?
@@hexagonist23because they laughed out loud
"👽 Looks like an alien lifeform" 🤣
TH-cam?
wait what
52 years and youtube still can't make a coherent comment
wait
Yeah
"Anemic muffin" what a good insult
Or band name!
What the hell, I haven't been on your channel for 4 years.
How is your content actually completely unchanged whatsoever.
Why is it still interesting, despite the passage of time and my personal development.
I am awestruck.
Falling Down would be so much different if instead of going into Whammyburger got one of those sorry, miserable, squashed things.
Me when I see the removed eyewhite on the emoji profile pic: 😢
back in the day in an old job that was stuck in a strip mall with [Expensive restaurant] [different expensive restaurant], an applebees and a dollar store, we always went to the dollar store for food since we were all poor, and those sort of crappy frozen burgers and chicken sandwiches were usually what we got, and we just doused them with hot sauce. spice covers up a world of sadness. the crappiest chicken sandwich you can buy is tolerable when you load up on cholula.
That sofa has seen more stuff than me.
I love how you keep it original with the couch and everything and the review style keeps me coming back to the channel for more
Ahh, the knock off FBI, the FMBI. Thanks for being a hero to the microwave consumers, ashens!
2:52 perfect Homer Simpson impression
holy hell you're not wrong
Of course, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
*A ROYALE WITH CHEESE…* 🍔
I see what you did there. Nice Pulp Fiction boop.
Except it was taken of the menu in 2019
2:30 This is Marvin's brain after he was shot in the face
@@Timo8.2. Still doesn't change the joke. Go watch Pulp Fiction.
@@md_vandenberg I saw it when it came out and have seen it many time since. I didn’t say anything about the joke. All I said they took it out of the menu which actually does change the joke because the burger doesn’t exist with that name anymore
You know when In the intro all you hear is “heeuuureghhh” it’s gonna be a good one
I'm fairly sure the closest the "Chicken" in those burgers has seen to a real chicken is if it was once a box that chicken nuggets were transported in on a lorry.
so this is the La Croix of processed meats?
I was just watching you and Barry making “waffles”. I had tears in my eyes thru the whole video. You nailed it every time. 🤣🧇🔥
Sometimes, as a vegetarian, I do genuinely miss meat. Then I watch an Ashens food video and it passes.
I haven't watched Ashens in years but I got recommended to watch this today. It felt kind of like coming home to my childhood residence. Nostalgic. Weird.
"Altough every care is taken to remove all bones, some may remain"
Give them to Slepp.
It'd be extra creepy on a product without any meat ingredients. 😨
No doubt listed on products that are literally 100% bone too...
When I get microwave burgers or a chicken sandwich from my local 7-11, I separate the two buns and the meat and let them heat up in a pan on my hotplate. Usually turns out rather good once some sauce is added. I often go for mayo, Miracle Whip or BBQ sauce.
It was at this point I suspected that Stewart kind of wanted to die.
I'm waiting for when he goes vegan at some point.
He eats rotten food that has been rotting for decades. It's far past a death wish at this point.
New here?
@@LillyP-xs5qe Someone should send him some Soylent...
"Do we break the rules?"
"And do we toast the bun?"
Beautiful lyrics, that song always makes me tear up!
"getting to the point of false advertising". So just like mcdonalds then. That really is an authentic sausage Mc muffin.
I love that I can still just come on over to Ashens' channel and chill. Such relaxing content.
I feel so well seeing this videos, I feel like in the early 2010s and in the late 2000s.
Heat me, eat me - made by summit foods, snacksters - made by summit foods. I actually had a big stack earlier, along with the heat me eat me doner meat and chips. i personally find the doner meat and chips is one of the better quick snacks from the line up
Load of salt in a bap is Burger Thing's official slogan.
Ashens, will be making these videos for decades to come, and that makes me happy
I had to go veggie because of a stomach tumour. When I feel myself tempted to eat meat I just watch Ashens 😵💫
So many years. Same intro, same couch. So many memories. You deserve so many more subscribers
Due to a medical reasons I've not been able to eat anything burgerrelated for more than a year.
You can't talk bad enough about that thing to not make me want to eat it :D
Please share your medical problems with me
-random stranger on YT 2021
Burgerrelated is probably the name for the process to make the meat for these "burgers"
It's crazy how many memes Ashens has been responsible for - and now he's a meme himself. I never thought he'd become the middle aged bald man/goatee trope yet here we are. He's one of a billion bald men over 40 with a goatee. Do they not look around and see how many of them there are?
He's become a game NPC basically, just another bald goatee dude in a river of bald goatee dudes. He's becomes Menski/Steve Austin/Phil Mitchell/add your own bald goatee man here.
I read the title as Führer Microwave Burger Investigations. That would be a VERY, VEEERY, different video.
It gets better with every different interpretation.
How to eat a royal stack. One: take off gross bacon... Two: take a bite... Three: throw it in the bin and run towards a bathroom to purge.
great to know that stuart's guilty pleasure is to eat microwaved burgers.
not getting the opportunity to see any convenience stores or gas stations in UK, it's neat to see how common commercially available garbage really is kind of similar a lot.
I was just checking out your channel and your twitter page like half an hour ago to see if you had posted something new and to see how you were doing. Going to watch the video when I get home. Always nice to know you're still around. I hope all is well with you.
Bamber Bridge, Preston. First time heard that name since a pre-season friendly against Stenhousemuir in thr early 2000's. Ahhh... memories
When I was in my teens, BK had a whole range of "doubles", all priced the same, which included the double bacon and cheese, the double rodeo, consisting of BBQ sauce and onion rings, the standard double cheeseburger, which despite its simplicity is one of my favourites, the Big King, which was just a blatant rip off of the Big Mac, and some Italian inspired thing, I can't remember the name, but it was my other favourite which had mozzarella and a rich Italian tomato and basil sauce .
Now, the bacon double cheeseburger is ridiculously overpriced, the rodeo was quite recently discontinued, the Italian one was discontinued years ago, the Big King changed to include the stupid middle bun that a Big Mac has, making it an even more obvious rip off, before being discontinued, and I think the double cheeseburger still exists at a reasonable price, but since the lockdowns, they've stopped sellling the standard hamburger and standard cheeseburger. They only sell the "kids versions" which have no onions and pickles.
Oh and I'm still mad they got rid of the Chicken Tendercrisp.
Sort yourselves out Burger King.
I find it highly ironic and funny that during his review of the breakfast sandwich I was literally having one myself xD mine was on a croissant and had an egg as well but they looked eerily similar in the sausage department lol
Careful Stu, you may receive the title of 'micro burger boy' if you carry on down this dark path.
I grew up watching you from 2011- now. Thank you Ashens for the constant great videos🙏🏼
Classic Stuart always appears when I am at my lowest. This fine lad cures my depression surprisingly better than my meds and the therapy. I'm so happy every time I see an upload from him
Ashens' "Om" noise is a beautiful thing.
Someone should loop it for 10 hours
i expected a knockof version of the beyond burger named further burger
And eventually Gone Too Far Burger.
The Back Stack
Fake meat burger? Why do people even think about consuming that poisonous crap? Why can't you just eat meat normally like a normal human being?
I'll tell you something very true lol, man on his sofa reviewing random crap with a sence of humour, Ashens TH-cam gold.
I swear it was Homer Simpson who took the first bite.
Aww thank you Dr. Ashen...it's 5am and now I'm hungry
We need a retro reskin of the classic game Burger Time with an Ashens sprite
Every time one of these videos is posted, my brain manufactures the smell for me, thanks brain! (the smell I would describe politely as "a compost bin left out in the sun on a really hot day")
All fast food burgers look nothing like their advertising.
Thankyou for cheering me up youtube for me has been quiet and ashans to the rescue!!! iv been enjoying your microwave line up please keep doing thease I love how funny you are in doing these videos hope all is well in these troubling times keep up the good work
Ashens: *Buys another microwave burger* *Realises is tastes terrible
Also Ashens: *Surprised Pikachu face*
I have just rediscovered this channel after many years. Today was a good day.
I'm still waiting for Snackster's take on the Baconator.
It would be so horrible and salty like you wouldn't believe and like the real baconator a disappointment
Every couple of months i find myself back at this channel and watch nothing but this man in his brown sofa till 8am
Rustlers / Guinsters, only taste half decent when drunk
Ashens in the kina channel that never changes but never gets old