Klozer has not built a single supply depot from minute 2 to minute 9, DESPITE being supply blocked for most of the time. The only way they raised their supply was with supply drops and a CC at the natural. Cheesus Crust. Oh no, it's even worse. Voidhunter has built 2 hellions, 6 tanks and 4 vikings between minute 4 and 10. The Wood League is real.
Voidhunters just build some defens (it's enough for Hard KI) and then just harrased untill the enemy F2-moved army died. It working pretty well BUT normally you should build your own 200/200 F2 Army which he forgot to do.
Novawar says - Oppenheimer: The player may defend with anything and harass with up to 10 supply of units, but can only do a major attack after launching 10 nukes at the enemy. Novawar says - Barbie: Only 3 unfashionable supply depots allowed at a time! The player can only build new depots after the old ones have been made fashionable.
Oh no I'm total dogshit, I just try to amuse. And I shit you not, I actually am plat league, i have no fucking clue how. I got close to diamond several times.
Hey, even if you're Plat, maybe sometimes you wanna just chill and casual it out, simcity it out a bit, like the good old days when play speed wasn't so cocaine-level and the game was more enjoyable.
I agree with closing being the worst. Not only is it low traffic and people take their sweet time, you never know exactly when you get to leave because the whole thing is up to how everyone else performs. Although, he's being optimistic about that 'when you get to leave' thing - for me, it was more like my shift ended at 10pm but I got to go home between 12am and 1am. But hey, at least I got paid for those three extra hours?
Dis ain't no home depot wood. It's that ritzy shit from the local exotic woods dealer. My guy bringing you Dat good good. You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands too cuz erebody be wanting that wood 🥵
OMG, you're right, Voidhunter was in the last Cheese video, and dragged the game out playing with his food, causing grief for our casters, in that one too! LOL
This was a fine match. Legends have been told about the concept where 2 especially skilled individuals battle it out and without saying a words just by crossing swords they can communicate with each other. We have witnessed such greatness here
I worked in a mom and pop shop and closing was more annoying because no matter when you lock the door you will always get people knocking on the door. Dude It's half past closed o'clock I'm not answering. in fact I'm going home. Y'all should cast an open subscriber tournament.
Re: Closing or opening. When I worked at a chain of gas stations in upstate NY known for having their own brand of ice cream, we closed at 11 and somebody came in at like 10:57 and ordered 6 milkshakes. My response was literally "friendly's is open till midnight" and i went back to stocking soda. I didn't even get in trouble for it but the customer was baffled that somebody would tell them to eff off. I ended up quitting a while later for nothing related to the difficulties of late night or lotto addicted customers.
I closed at McD's for a while and I cleaned the PlayPlace. It was nice just running on a schedule, in an order that pleased me, and having no customers. But one time some jackasses were trying to troll me from outside, banging on the windows, and being obnoxious. I flipped them off and they actually came in to complain about it. Supervisor was a bro and told them to gtfo. They got told off because they were bothering me. Simple at that.
Voidhunter was just trying different things. He advanced like every tech path, which is why he didn't have much army. But he did have a fair number of tanks so he wasn't too bad off in terms of defense (although still would have lost if he was A moved.. but judging from the rest of Klozer's play, he likely would have messed that up too.). Nukes were still epic.
Man I feel that closing the store hate. When I worked at Circuit City way back when that was a thing, we had a store policy that we would NOT announce that the store was closing and we could not tell the customers we were closing. We just had to keep asking them if they needed any help, and if they happened to ask, "what time do you guys close?" we could reply "10 minutes" ago or whatever, and we'd just look like total douche bags because of a stupid store policy.
I spit out my drink when you said this was platinum. You know what kind of platinum this is........ This is the kind of platinum that a credit company makes you pay for. Its cheap plastic. You get nothing. You lose. Good day sir. 🤣
This is what I find what Terrans around gold and plat do, is where they get faaaaaar too defensive, to the point where that is 90% of their focus until 200/200. Then again, this is some wood league shit.
I was so annoyed at each of those harass after the first one. None of them should've worked! The guy had dozens of marines, just put a couple near the mineral field.
You guys have been killing it, I have returned to playing starcraft on a daily bases, almost a full addiction at this point, May I suggest some co-op content also
Holy shit this is my game. I prepare to be roasted. I know I'm shit at the game. I've been trying to get onto here for years :D :D :D However, I excel in one thing only. Not APM, not being good. But by driving my fucking opponents crazy. I'll be back with more stupid bullshit that shouldn't work to amuse the soul.
reminds me of my first and only protoss game i played when legacy of the void came out, i built cannons at front of base, then i teched up to Tempest, enemy built some too, but i just kept building them and he stopped, so i won- no other units that wernt probes i was in bronze. one time i got lucky and enemy left at start, so i ranked up to silver, then next day they reset the ladder and i was sad and never laddered again
Y'know, I do have to kinda wonder, going back and rewatching the whole game, was this Voidhunter's plan the whole time, to get Klozer to think he had nothing good to attack with and get him complacent so he could just blow him away with nukes?
Just to correct a little bit of misinformation here, it is NOT optimal to long distance mine after 16/16. 16 or 2 workers per patch is optimal saturation but maximum saturation is 24/16 or 3 workers per patch. While you want to be expanding to keep optimal saturation and so ideally will not reach 24/16, 3 workers per patch is still much more efficient than long distance mining.
Voidhunters idea is cool as fuck: 1st build Tanks/turrets as defens 2nd harrass over and over 3rd see enemy F2 A-Move army die to tanks/turrets/a thor 4rd wonder why enemy die to harras
You guy were edged so long Adam had to get married and sellout to ant legion. Thank you guys for all the laughs and great commentary. I'll continue to download all your sponsors but I fail at pvp games that put me against pay to win players that have 28+ kills in 4 free-for-all matches in a row when second place doesn’t even get 3 kills. I quit mech arena after that. Hope your next sponsors have more none pvp content. Ant legion spoiled us by not having pvp requirements in a pay to win game
I fucking DIED at 17:14, when the scan went off AFTER the nuke dropped. XD
It's like covering your head when you think there's a monster in the house and finally peaking to find your house in fire and your family murdered.
LMAO absolutely cracked me up too😂
I was surprised the boys didn't react to it. It was comedy gold.
Klozer has not built a single supply depot from minute 2 to minute 9, DESPITE being supply blocked for most of the time. The only way they raised their supply was with supply drops and a CC at the natural. Cheesus Crust.
Oh no, it's even worse. Voidhunter has built 2 hellions, 6 tanks and 4 vikings between minute 4 and 10. The Wood League is real.
Void built 3x factory with add ons and double armory a bunch of missile towers. Any upgrades? I think no, almost no units no workers.
Voidhunters just build some defens (it's enough for Hard KI) and then just harrased untill the enemy F2-moved army died.
It working pretty well BUT normally you should build your own 200/200 F2 Army which he forgot to do.
Novawar says - Oppenheimer: The player may defend with anything and harass with up to 10 supply of units, but can only do a major attack after launching 10 nukes at the enemy.
Novawar says - Barbie: Only 3 unfashionable supply depots allowed at a time! The player can only build new depots after the old ones have been made fashionable.
that makes sense, it was novawar says!!! BOTH SIDES DOING IT
What is the microwave build, from nova war says. You're not original, you're not clever. Stop.
NovaWar Says - The Voidhunter Patent: All SCV harassment must be by Viking.
Oppenheimer should be your first nuke has to be a demo that hits in an empty area. Then the next two nukes go for maximum damage.
10:10 the way Adam keeps interrupting Jeff 🤣
I find it annoying when he does that.
The question "how is this platinum" is exactly what I was thinking. I could never get to platinum, and I could have won this easily.
They both must have been drunk it's the only explanation.
Either that or platinum isn't what it used to be.
"you're a lot worse, then what you think you are" - WinterSC
@@RockTheEternal I don't doubt it, but not that bad.
Oh no I'm total dogshit, I just try to amuse. And I shit you not, I actually am plat league, i have no fucking clue how. I got close to diamond several times.
Hey, even if you're Plat, maybe sometimes you wanna just chill and casual it out, simcity it out a bit, like the good old days when play speed wasn't so cocaine-level and the game was more enjoyable.
Going mass nuke against someone with one orbital is actually kinda smart
I agree with closing being the worst. Not only is it low traffic and people take their sweet time, you never know exactly when you get to leave because the whole thing is up to how everyone else performs. Although, he's being optimistic about that 'when you get to leave' thing - for me, it was more like my shift ended at 10pm but I got to go home between 12am and 1am. But hey, at least I got paid for those three extra hours?
that mule stuck behind the siege tank at 12:01 cracks me up
Those nukes had me laughing hard as fuck, not gonna lie. The payoff after watching all those failed harass attempts, was so damn worth it XD
There's just something special that happens when Adam and Jeff lose their minds. 🤣
You know its gonna be a good game when I can read the title in Adam and Jeff's screaming voices
I love wood league players, they know how to entertain
This isn't your average wood league game: this is mahogany, not cheap particle board
Dis ain't no home depot wood. It's that ritzy shit from the local exotic woods dealer. My guy bringing you Dat good good. You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands too cuz erebody be wanting that wood 🥵
NovaWar says: must harass with squadrons of 4 Vikings at a time, preferably into the most heavily defended of the opponent’s bases.
Voidhunter in back-to back games with the "trolliest" almost "Novawar Says" strategies.
OMG, you're right, Voidhunter was in the last Cheese video, and dragged the game out playing with his food, causing grief for our casters, in that one too! LOL
@@minimoose7890 WAIT I GOT THE LAST ONE TOO? :D
lol thank you lmfao, love that my stupid bullshit is appreciated. I lose a lot of games, I do a lot of dumb shit, but I try to make sure it's amusing
@@tempestofchaos9459 Legend 😎
This was a fine match. Legends have been told about the concept where 2 especially skilled individuals battle it out and without saying a words just by crossing swords they can communicate with each other. We have witnessed such greatness here
Adam's disbelief made this even funnier. =))
Fire cast!
Closing is worst then opening.
Opening means you can leave how it is.
Closing means you can’t leave till it’s how it’s supposed to be
I worked in a mom and pop shop and closing was more annoying because no matter when you lock the door you will always get people knocking on the door. Dude It's half past closed o'clock I'm not answering. in fact I'm going home. Y'all should cast an open subscriber tournament.
That was one of the best worst games I've ever watched
The 94 kills ghost didn't even die lol I think you see it walking away and leaving some of the fun for the other one
Yeah, he was running out of energy so he left
My side cramped from laughter at that 4th nuke
Facebook money, Oprah money? The scan at 17 minutes Holy fuck 😂😂😂😂
YOU FOOL!!! Love hearing these guys get animated.
Laughed at the “watch old guys do StarCraft” lmao
Re: Closing or opening. When I worked at a chain of gas stations in upstate NY known for having their own brand of ice cream, we closed at 11 and somebody came in at like 10:57 and ordered 6 milkshakes. My response was literally "friendly's is open till midnight" and i went back to stocking soda.
I didn't even get in trouble for it but the customer was baffled that somebody would tell them to eff off. I ended up quitting a while later for nothing related to the difficulties of late night or lotto addicted customers.
Love it boys. Back to the Roots!
this is the quality content that i come to LAGTV for
This gave Terratron, a robotic construct of the Terran spirit, robo-cancer. Think about that.
Ah these casts take me back to better times
I closed at McD's for a while and I cleaned the PlayPlace. It was nice just running on a schedule, in an order that pleased me, and having no customers. But one time some jackasses were trying to troll me from outside, banging on the windows, and being obnoxious. I flipped them off and they actually came in to complain about it. Supervisor was a bro and told them to gtfo. They got told off because they were bothering me. Simple at that.
Never knew I missed "you fool!" so much.
this is the QUALITY content i'm here for.
Please bring back AI Craft. I need this in my life.
Voidhunter was just trying different things. He advanced like every tech path, which is why he didn't have much army. But he did have a fair number of tanks so he wasn't too bad off in terms of defense (although still would have lost if he was A moved.. but judging from the rest of Klozer's play, he likely would have messed that up too.).
Nukes were still epic.
I’m gunna be honest… this is a fire game 😂😂😂
Wood catches on 🔥
Man I feel that closing the store hate. When I worked at Circuit City way back when that was a thing, we had a store policy that we would NOT announce that the store was closing and we could not tell the customers we were closing. We just had to keep asking them if they needed any help, and if they happened to ask, "what time do you guys close?" we could reply "10 minutes" ago or whatever, and we'd just look like total douche bags because of a stupid store policy.
I spit out my drink when you said this was platinum. You know what kind of platinum this is........ This is the kind of platinum that a credit company makes you pay for. Its cheap plastic. You get nothing. You lose. Good day sir. 🤣
American Express 👍
This is what I find what Terrans around gold and plat do, is where they get faaaaaar too defensive, to the point where that is 90% of their focus until 200/200. Then again, this is some wood league shit.
I love wood league hahaha
That closing line by Adam lolzzzz
Four fester hit squad? Old news. Four valkyrie sac squad? Galaxy brain
This was the best TvT I have seen in a long time XD
Love this content! Please never stop
the only thing that saved this game are nukes lol
I was so annoyed at each of those harass after the first one. None of them should've worked! The guy had dozens of marines, just put a couple near the mineral field.
You guys have been killing it, I have returned to playing starcraft on a daily bases, almost a full addiction at this point,
May I suggest some co-op content also
My man Voidhunter playing like a bot on casual in the first half of the game
Edit: lmao they call out AICraft immediately after I post the comment
This is the greatest game of all time.
Hope you guys are doing okay with the floods in Nova Scotia.
that was insane honestly
Might be the best game ever
Classic LagTV!!! 😂
I have not played on ladder for over 5 years, but if this is plat now, maybe I should.
Holy shit this is my game. I prepare to be roasted. I know I'm shit at the game. I've been trying to get onto here for years :D :D :D
However, I excel in one thing only. Not APM, not being good. But by driving my fucking opponents crazy.
I'll be back with more stupid bullshit that shouldn't work to amuse the soul.
Fight the good fight my guy
reminds me of my first and only protoss game i played when legacy of the void came out, i built cannons at front of base, then i teched up to Tempest, enemy built some too, but i just kept building them and he stopped, so i won- no other units that wernt probes i was in bronze. one time i got lucky and enemy left at start, so i ranked up to silver, then next day they reset the ladder and i was sad and never laddered again
Klozer and Voidhunter must have actually been afk for large portions of that game. There is actually no other explaination.
Y'know, I do have to kinda wonder, going back and rewatching the whole game, was this Voidhunter's plan the whole time, to get Klozer to think he had nothing good to attack with and get him complacent so he could just blow him away with nukes?
Haven't watched yet, but going off that title.... This should be good
Ayy glad to see you guys putting the league icon in the top right again. If this is plat then maybe I should start playing again lol
If this was AI don’t worry, no one’s job is getting replaced.
When i played i never really ranked because of ladder anxiety. And when i did it was bronze or silver. But god damn, this was plat?
Patented 4 Viking hit squad lmao
Look, good games, are good to watch, but bad games, are even better.
Klozer was watching pron on the other screen during the game.
I going to say they are both doing there own personal version of nova wars say, it makes it easier to cope with this game
the pull out analogyy
This was amazing
This was epic 🤣🤣🤣
Did the thing🎉
It's not a Lagtv video if Jeff and Adam aren't asking us to get them off (their asses so they can cast more Starcraft)
Jimminy Christmas.
I can't believe this is platinum, I haven't played starcraft for at least 5-6 years but I am confident I could do a much better job then these two :)
this looks like what bronze used to be, not exaggerating at all
this wasnt a good game but damn was it entertaining
Just to correct a little bit of misinformation here, it is NOT optimal to long distance mine after 16/16. 16 or 2 workers per patch is optimal saturation but maximum saturation is 24/16 or 3 workers per patch. While you want to be expanding to keep optimal saturation and so ideally will not reach 24/16, 3 workers per patch is still much more efficient than long distance mining.
Ahh, yes, the Oppenheimer Gambit
amazing comedy
I'm pretty sure Klozer never even scout the enemy base.
Only on lagtv ^^
Holy crap this game has to be one of the craziest we've seen in a long time.
Voidhunters idea is cool as fuck:
1st build Tanks/turrets as defens
2nd harrass over and over
3rd see enemy F2 A-Move army die to tanks/turrets/a thor
4rd wonder why enemy die to harras
YOU FOOOOOL!
You guys don't even know the famous 11 minute 4 hellion rush? ESL pro move there!
Doze nuka duggas 😆
Bro after nuke 2 I would be moving heaven and earth not not be anywhere near a CC
Where in the Philippines is Adam going to?
Achievement unlocked
I thought I was watching videos from a decade ago then you drop chatgpt. Had no idea you guys were casting new games .
Stupid Question:
Where are the times you build 200/200 supply Marines with 0/0 no upgrades and then just F2 A-Moved and WON?
Klozer had to be doing a personal challenge or something
Can't wait
I was mediocre plat player in the early SC2 days...feel like I could be a GM if this is the current standard lmao
Classic LAGTV title
Imma keep it a buck this is what we all truly want anyways.
Klozer is high or tired. I can't decide which.
10 supply holy fuck lmao
Come on, lets get that one last nostalgia hit, hit up HD starcraft for that colab
un in stall
I did the thing
You guy were edged so long Adam had to get married and sellout to ant legion. Thank you guys for all the laughs and great commentary. I'll continue to download all your sponsors but I fail at pvp games that put me against pay to win players that have 28+ kills in 4 free-for-all matches in a row when second place doesn’t even get 3 kills. I quit mech arena after that.
Hope your next sponsors have more none pvp content. Ant legion spoiled us by not having pvp requirements in a pay to win game
I don't even