Bro became the wizard that got tired of ppls shit and started casting super enethical spells like "instant brain hemorhage" and "unending panic attack"
This is not just wand crafting, this is wand crafting turned into art. I'm so used to just going for simple and efficient wands that just kill things, seeing these wands felt like a breath of fresh air.
8:58 "Once inside Minas Domain Expansion: Metempsychological Prestidigitation. The infinite souls of Minas past lives diffuse into the target causing their body to violently erupt with cursed energy, killing them instantly. It is feared among even the most powerful of Sorcerers as Minas cursed wands allow them to perfectly manipulate Cursed Energy to their will similarly to the Six Eyes of Gojo Satoru. The end result is a Technique that not even Limitless could defend against. It is a perfected Work."
Before his inevitable death, The Master of Masters asked Minä: "Are you Noita because you are pursuing knowledge, or are you pursuing knowledge because you are Noita?" She replied: "When it comes to the pursuit of knowledge, there is no one except me. Because throughout Infinite Parallel Worlds I alone am The Creative One."
Not only that but NO RECHARGE is insane, bro i struggle to get a functional spark wand build most of the time and my all time strongest wand only dealt around 100k damage per shot (it was a spark trigger to summon rocks that had 2 of the projectile auras on them iirc, it was fun until i touched a few pixels of poly and the rocks came right back at me)
@@surr3ald3signOh, i know the method. Anyway, if you want a lot of damage from simple wands the easiest way is to combine accelerating shot with bounce projectiles. Their damage scale with their speed compared to how fast they were at the start
This guy would be the type of wizard that would call "Testicular Torsion" a rookie spell, and then invent a whole new unethical spell in an afternoon drunken bender that somehow combines slowed time perception, hyper regeneration, constant ejaculation, and transmute-sperm-to-super-acid.
What... The actual... I can barely assemble a flamethrower, and this guy made TWO SEPARATE WANDS affect each other! What the hell! That was just amazing.
This is some real wizard shit. Crafting masterwork artifacts that thoughtfully combine basic elements to bend the fucking fabric of reality and summon mind-boggling destructive forces. Idk if i can even pick a favourite. Malevolent Shrine is obviously sick as hell, and the SOUND of it is legendary too, but the "pocket dimension" combo feels so clever, and the artificial sun being able to do solar flares has me creaming my jeans!!!!
When I saw pocket dimension I was like: "That looked like some sort of domain expansion huh", and then he pulls a real one. Holy shit man. I've still got so much to learn about this awesome game. It's like Magicka but 1000 times more combinations
Been cooking this one up for like a month or so, some of the wands use slightly different spells from the ones I posted but their function remains the same. Note: Although none of the wands use any modded spells, some do use spells from the beta/experimental version of the game, I've marked such wands with the slow-but-steady icon, (I have also marked wands that require unlimited spells with its icon as well)
me: oh hey a trigger spell with an explosion is a great combo the least deranged noita wand builders: RAINING ARROW THE SUN COKC AND BАLLS ANNIHILATION
I love the extra effort to make them as accurate as possible, like the judgement cut having a delay, or the malevolent shrine making cleave more powerful. Good video!
I mean, you could use circle of stillness then casting it at NaN-coordinates by giving it "infinite" speed using a ton of fly upwards. This will freeze every single enemy which is close enough lol.
@@fatrat600284It was released in Oct 2020, and had its last intended update in Mar 2021. If this is you "having your eye" on something, you must be blind af.
@@fatrat600284the early access tag you see on steam is from the "added by the community tags" Noita has been full release for several years but even in beta it was a better game than pretty much everything else on steam
The puzzles are interesting for people in the know and definitely a staple of the community, but aren't most people interested in the solutions, not the process? Especially as convoluted as solving the eyes. If I wanted to get someone into noita, i'd show them reviews like albino's and wand builds like this one, since there aren't a lot of spoilers there, the wow factor is huge and they give a good impression of what the game is like. The eyes are simply too far down the iceberg for people that aren't active in the community. But once it will be solved, I can't wait for the 2 hour video essay from SummoningSalt about the solution.
Me: * makes my first sparkbolt machine-gun wand * "So...I must be really good." APOTI: "By the beard of Merlin, the fool doesn't even know of the pocket-dimensional meteor-shower megalodon-ultrakill spell! May their crystal ball forever scry buffering runes!"
to make something cinematic is so hard to do in freeform games, ones without cutscenes and scripted events. You are glorious, and these are wayyyy too sick.
Please make another video explaining these wands, how every spell affects the final outcome. I want to make one or atleast get close to making one of these in an actual run. Especially the malevolent shrine, that one had my jaw on the floor holy shit, it could not have gotten any more accurate. I've long thought that world teleport wands were the peak of wandbuilding insanity but you've shattered my concepts of reality with these wands. Something like the explanation of the poly-safety egg wand will suffice, if only for the malevolent shrine wand, because the egg video looked like a lot of effort.
As a Noita player I remember doing tinkering to non-descrip manners, trigger shotgun, divide by 10, gravity field, homing, the greek one that makes tho nest spell cast (no charges needed), rock... then I changed rock to thunder didn't worked as I planned and blew my self in super slow motion. how I love Noita, Noita is the friends (and warcrimes) made along the way
**Gets to wand 7: pocket dimension** “As someone who’s never watched JJK this is basically domain expansion in my mind.” **The very next wand comes up** “O-Oh…” (Seriously though these wands are actually so unbelievably cool)
looove the sun wand with it's pretty swirls and the explosion one from the pocket dimension section, something beautiful about the orbs floating towards the targets before the explosion on that one. On a side-note: fucks me up that I legit made a "the sun is a deadly laser" reference just yesterday when talking to a friend and then today I see this video and it makes the same reference! Neat coincidence to me.
This is the guy that sells the shovels. This is the guy that sells the pitchforks and torches. This is the guy that sees death ride in on a pale horse, and with no reaction says “you need a Shootin’ iron?”. This is the guy that will end the Wizard War. This is the guy that gets a cowboy hat tipped in his direction and hears the words “from one legend to another” but doesn’t check to see who spoke those words. Its Him. Himothy Main-Character Andy.
The sun wand is wild... the fact that you can even throw out solar flares is wild (surely that wasnt originally intended but is a cool coincidence lol)
Noita was release as a social experiment by real wizards to see if humans could be trusted with magic. We have failed horribly and the wizards have left to their home dimension
these are, without a doubt, the coolest wands i have ever seen i am so impressed. also the second wand was my favorite i didnt even know it was possible to make spells rain and i have over 500 hours in the game :p
I am in genuine aw at what the community of this game is capable of. This video just further convinced me that Noita is the greatest rougelike that I ever played and most likely also will ever play. I just wish that there will come a day where I get a god run where I'll be able to create a masterpiece wand like these
I was going to say the pocket dimension and explosion wands were just a domain expansion but then you somehow made Malevolent Shrine. Seriously I would love a detailed explanation of how these things work
I wish i could make things like this, i really do. I can make things that do a lot of damage or teleport me really fast, but things like this are actual art and a true demonstration of what's possible in this game
I haven't even gotten Noita yet. I'm just waiting for a sale, because the game seemed pretty cool. I didn't think this was possible. Knowing you can do crazy stuff like this now makes me even more excited to play. I think Judgement Cut End and Domain Expansion looked the coolest
I havent finished the video yet, but i have to say, my jaw quite literally hit the floor when i saw that thunderstorm wand. I saw the title of the video chapter and thought "it would be so cool if it conjured a scaled up thunderstorm". Then i saw it procing on the enemy over and over and thought "oh ok thats kinda boring". Never mind i guess bro caught ragnaroth and forced it into a wand.
Я настолько задрот, что понимаю как работают все эти палочки. Хотя дождь с горозой меня удивил, теперь хочу поиграться с этой механикой. Как тебе идея создать Врата Вавилона? С права от тебя из чёрных дыр, или чего нибудь круглого и золотого появляются выстрелы заклинаний, или волшебные палочки. В принципе это даже не сложно, правда не очень представляю как заставить их появится на одной линии.
I saw the pocket dimension one and thought "You could almost call this the "domain expansion" wand and then you fucking pulled out Malevolent Shrine lmao. I yield.
The existence of Noita proves that reality is not a simulation. If it were, _the Noita community would probably have found out a way to copy stars onto planets by playing a flute._ EDIT: I made this comment before seeing you turn yourself into a literal sun. Case in point.
ive been playing noita for a few months now, this community absolutely scares the shit outta me on a regular basis, but bravo this, this is terrifying
I find it kinda funny that Noita is one of the (slightly) less deranged games to come out of Finland
I've been playing for years, and this scares the shit out of me.
@@Kristopian Cruelty Squad and ULTRAKILL come to mind
@@CursedSFMS I was thinking of both when I commented this, I have a hard to explain to normal people amount of hours in Cruelty Squad
@@CursedSFMS they also have Clash of Clans, and Angry Birds, although those are deranged in a completely different way
"here's a wand that summons the fucking sun" - only in noita
"As a fun extra, i made other one that can launch the sun"-also only in noita
" I cast *_THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN._* "
One made out of *lasers*
CRUEL SUN
He said calmly.
Bro became the wizard that got tired of ppls shit and started casting super enethical spells like "instant brain hemorhage" and "unending panic attack"
Little trolling :)
Enethical 😭😭
Ah at least he didn't use the famed "Testicular torsion" spell.
"alright man that's it that's the last fucking straw I summon ZEUS"
POWER WORD: SCRUNCH
This is not just wand crafting, this is wand crafting turned into art.
I'm so used to just going for simple and efficient wands that just kill things, seeing these wands felt like a breath of fresh air.
Someone will make baba is you engine in wand spells one day. And run Doom in baba in you because why not.
8:58
"Once inside Minas Domain Expansion: Metempsychological Prestidigitation. The infinite souls of Minas past lives diffuse into the target causing their body to violently erupt with cursed energy, killing them instantly. It is feared among even the most powerful of Sorcerers as Minas cursed wands allow them to perfectly manipulate Cursed Energy to their will similarly to the Six Eyes of Gojo Satoru. The end result is a Technique that not even Limitless could defend against. It is a perfected Work."
Me 3 minutes later, I did not expect the malevolent shrine after pocket dimension XD.
@@stevesabba2379 i think "domain expansion" name suits pocket dimension one better
Before his inevitable death, The Master of Masters asked Minä:
"Are you Noita because you are pursuing knowledge, or are you pursuing knowledge because you are Noita?"
She replied:
"When it comes to the pursuit of knowledge, there is no one except me. Because throughout Infinite Parallel Worlds I alone am The Creative One."
This goes hard af
I'm stealing this. Sorry, its too good.
optimizing wands that deal millions of damage to need only 30 max mana makes me so proud of the community. You are all more scary than any cryptid
Not only that but NO RECHARGE is insane, bro i struggle to get a functional spark wand build most of the time and my all time strongest wand only dealt around 100k damage per shot (it was a spark trigger to summon rocks that had 2 of the projectile auras on them iirc, it was fun until i touched a few pixels of poly and the rocks came right back at me)
@@surr3ald3signOh, i know the method.
Anyway, if you want a lot of damage from simple wands the easiest way is to combine accelerating shot with bounce projectiles.
Their damage scale with their speed compared to how fast they were at the start
@@surr3ald3signpiercing short range homing area teleport spark bolt with trigger that fires off freeze-charged tentacles.
Technically it also needs spell capacity but yes lol
The pocket dimension one feels like a final smash
it literally is
same with the storm
It's literaly a goddamned Domain expansion like WTF-
This guy would be the type of wizard that would call "Testicular Torsion" a rookie spell, and then invent a whole new unethical spell in an afternoon drunken bender that somehow combines slowed time perception, hyper regeneration, constant ejaculation, and transmute-sperm-to-super-acid.
why are they all sex related
@@tx7300 To 1-up on testicular torsion, duh
These wands make testicular torsion look like a cheap spell
bro... dont remind me. had that shit when i was younger. worst pain ever. had the operation so it could never happen again
"For his neutral special, he wields THE SUN"
You ever just throw a G class star at your enemies? It's very therapeutic
What... The actual... I can barely assemble a flamethrower, and this guy made TWO SEPARATE WANDS affect each other! What the hell!
That was just amazing.
This is some real wizard shit. Crafting masterwork artifacts that thoughtfully combine basic elements to bend the fucking fabric of reality and summon mind-boggling destructive forces.
Idk if i can even pick a favourite. Malevolent Shrine is obviously sick as hell, and the SOUND of it is legendary too, but the "pocket dimension" combo feels so clever, and the artificial sun being able to do solar flares has me creaming my jeans!!!!
ok but could you pair pocket dimention with some kind of stun to make infinite void
3:38 "No, the sun is a deadly lazer!"
Good reference, however. The sun is more of a deadly bomb in this case.
"Not anymore. There's a blanket "
you get obliterated if you touch poly.-
"whats that??? thats not my master!!!!" game over
This is the kind of shit that traumatizes people in the wizard war.
You didn’t show us wands, you showed us war crimes
It's not a war crime the first time.
That’s what Wands stands for in noita
War crimes
A
N
D
Stuff
Wand crimes
War crime sticks
8:00 the judgement cut one and 4:30 the stand are so fucking awesome. Actually they are all awesome, especially the anime ones. Such fancy death.
Bro made a domain expansion wand 😂😂😂
When I saw pocket dimension I was like: "That looked like some sort of domain expansion huh", and then he pulls a real one. Holy shit man. I've still got so much to learn about this awesome game. It's like Magicka but 1000 times more combinations
Been cooking this one up for like a month or so, some of the wands use slightly different spells from the ones I posted but their function remains the same.
Note: Although none of the wands use any modded spells, some do use spells from the beta/experimental version of the game, I've marked such wands with the slow-but-steady icon,
(I have also marked wands that require unlimited spells with its icon as well)
could you make a list of the specific spells/order for each wand, im relatively new and it dosent say in the video
The pocket dimension is crazy it's like you have a cutscene finishing move just on hand at any time
This dude just straight uploading forbidden magic on youtube.
me: oh hey a trigger spell with an explosion is a great combo
the least deranged noita wand builders: RAINING ARROW THE SUN COKC AND BАLLS ANNIHILATION
People really be out here building The Throngler
I love the extra effort to make them as accurate as possible, like the judgement cut having a delay, or the malevolent shrine making cleave more powerful.
Good video!
You had me goin for a second there with the Star Platinum: The World bit that you actually found out how to stop time😭😭😭
I mean, you could use circle of stillness then casting it at NaN-coordinates by giving it "infinite" speed using a ton of fly upwards. This will freeze every single enemy which is close enough lol.
@@A_Person_OTI Sounds more like Gojo's Limitless lol
Noita spells are why i fear being drafted into the Wizard Wars, my 'Power Word: Krill' just ain't gonna cut it against 'Spell of Sun Throwing'
Or Sukuna’s domain expansion,
*casts pocket dimension* "it's so sad steve jobs died of ligma"
"what?"
"ligma balls"
I love how this meme went from being an actual joke to the glorious shitpost that it is today.
I've had my eye on Noita since it came out, waiting for 1.0, but man i didn't know you could get this insane with it's magic system.
"Waiting for 1.0" is crazy, what do you MEAN, it's been in it's final release for years.
@@AsdayasmanYeah, well last time i looked at the game it was in early access.
@@fatrat600284It was released in Oct 2020, and had its last intended update in Mar 2021. If this is you "having your eye" on something, you must be blind af.
@@fatrat600284 go get it chief. This is but a fraction of the absurdity you can achieve.
@@fatrat600284the early access tag you see on steam is from the "added by the community tags" Noita has been full release for several years but even in beta it was a better game than pretty much everything else on steam
I summon my Stand, Shadow Wizard Money Gang
3:42 so the sun IS a deadly lazer.
🎵not anymore there's a blanket 🎶
There is no better noita content than wand showcases
I politely disagree with the counter point that the puzzles make for very interesting videos (like the eye puzzle that we STILL cant solve)
The puzzles are interesting for people in the know and definitely a staple of the community, but aren't most people interested in the solutions, not the process? Especially as convoluted as solving the eyes. If I wanted to get someone into noita, i'd show them reviews like albino's and wand builds like this one, since there aren't a lot of spoilers there, the wow factor is huge and they give a good impression of what the game is like. The eyes are simply too far down the iceberg for people that aren't active in the community.
But once it will be solved, I can't wait for the 2 hour video essay from SummoningSalt about the solution.
Aint no way bro is casting epic magic. We unraveling the Weave with this one 🔥 💯‼️
FORGOTTEN REALMS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥
Me: * makes my first sparkbolt machine-gun wand * "So...I must be really good."
APOTI: "By the beard of Merlin, the fool doesn't even know of the pocket-dimensional meteor-shower megalodon-ultrakill spell! May their crystal ball forever scry buffering runes!"
to make something cinematic is so hard to do in freeform games, ones without cutscenes and scripted events. You are glorious, and these are wayyyy too sick.
0:16 The search for the brown note wand.
Very cool demonstartoion. I got chills when saw the malevolent shrine.
Please make another video explaining these wands, how every spell affects the final outcome. I want to make one or atleast get close to making one of these in an actual run. Especially the malevolent shrine, that one had my jaw on the floor holy shit, it could not have gotten any more accurate. I've long thought that world teleport wands were the peak of wandbuilding insanity but you've shattered my concepts of reality with these wands.
Something like the explanation of the poly-safety egg wand will suffice, if only for the malevolent shrine wand, because the egg video looked like a lot of effort.
What the actual fuck, this is really really impressive, I've never thought you could build some of these! Also great pacing on the video!
This is by far the most creative showcase I a have ever seen
As a Noita player I remember doing tinkering to non-descrip manners, trigger shotgun, divide by 10, gravity field, homing, the greek one that makes tho nest spell cast (no charges needed), rock... then I changed rock to thunder didn't worked as I planned and blew my self in super slow motion.
how I love Noita, Noita is the friends (and warcrimes) made along the way
The poor frog staring into the sky as I cast thundering silence upon him
You have achieved mastery in crafting. Recreating super attacks from anime using wands is an art.
"The Gods question your sanaty at the sight of your creations."
**Gets to wand 7: pocket dimension** “As someone who’s never watched JJK this is basically domain expansion in my mind.”
**The very next wand comes up** “O-Oh…”
(Seriously though these wands are actually so unbelievably cool)
looove the sun wand with it's pretty swirls and the explosion one from the pocket dimension section, something beautiful about the orbs floating towards the targets before the explosion on that one.
On a side-note: fucks me up that I legit made a "the sun is a deadly laser" reference just yesterday when talking to a friend and then today I see this video and it makes the same reference! Neat coincidence to me.
>something beautiful about the orbs floating towards the targets before the explosion on that one
in essence, the FF Flare spell
I've been playing this game since 2020 and I still don't understand how these radically complicated wand builds are both thought of and executed.
This is the guy that sells the shovels. This is the guy that sells the pitchforks and torches. This is the guy that sees death ride in on a pale horse, and with no reaction says “you need a Shootin’ iron?”. This is the guy that will end the Wizard War. This is the guy that gets a cowboy hat tipped in his direction and hears the words “from one legend to another” but doesn’t check to see who spoke those words. Its Him. Himothy Main-Character Andy.
you've earned more than my respect. there is no word to define how highly i hold u after watching this.
this guy is really out here making malevolent shrine in noita. i don't even know how he increased cleave's range like that its literally magic
Lightning bro just throws a little spark at u, and u teleport him into a dimension of pure torment. Crying.
As a dmc5 lover this was the POWER I needed, time to get MOTIVATED and hear those devils cry
The sun wand is wild... the fact that you can even throw out solar flares is wild (surely that wasnt originally intended but is a cool coincidence lol)
Judgement cut was so cool and Malevolent Shrine was very creative 😂
My favorite was the pocket dimension though
Noita was release as a social experiment by real wizards to see if humans could be trusted with magic.
We have failed horribly and the wizards have left to their home dimension
This community amazes me, intruiges me, and scares the hell out of me. Fantastic.
This makes me very happy. I want more. Cool wizard doing anime techniques is cool. Indeed.
Really cool wands !
All of these are actually so creative and incredible, I can't even chose a favorite!
Judgement Cut End and Domain Expansion absolutely sent me, these are absolutely fucking genius homie
man thanks for this, now my bones wand folder is gonna shred my future runs in STYLE.
these are, without a doubt, the coolest wands i have ever seen i am so impressed. also the second wand was my favorite i didnt even know it was possible to make spells rain and i have over 500 hours in the game :p
I am in genuine aw at what the community of this game is capable of. This video just further convinced me that Noita is the greatest rougelike that I ever played and most likely also will ever play. I just wish that there will come a day where I get a god run where I'll be able to create a masterpiece wand like these
10:55 this right here. Noita is the best mage game. you cant change my mind after this!
Wand architects terrify me, keep up the good work
this is incredibly impressive, both your wands and what Noita is capable of doing
4:28 cant help but imagine Come A Little Bit Closer - Jay & The Americans as background
The wizard wars are about to get even scarier
awesome! the possibilities of magic in this game are just incredible
I was going to say the pocket dimension and explosion wands were just a domain expansion but then you somehow made Malevolent Shrine.
Seriously I would love a detailed explanation of how these things work
This is *amazing*. You made all these feel amazing. Most people just build wands for efficency and yours are a true spectacle. Well done!
make a super mega long wand crafting guide, no one has ever done it, and you possess the editing skills to do it. the noita community needs it
3:14
“I cast fireball at 10th level”
I wish i could make things like this, i really do. I can make things that do a lot of damage or teleport me really fast, but things like this are actual art and a true demonstration of what's possible in this game
I haven't even gotten Noita yet. I'm just waiting for a sale, because the game seemed pretty cool. I didn't think this was possible. Knowing you can do crazy stuff like this now makes me even more excited to play. I think Judgement Cut End and Domain Expansion looked the coolest
Number seven really be "Domain Expansion: Get Blown The Fuck Up"
I havent finished the video yet, but i have to say, my jaw quite literally hit the floor when i saw that thunderstorm wand. I saw the title of the video chapter and thought "it would be so cool if it conjured a scaled up thunderstorm". Then i saw it procing on the enemy over and over and thought "oh ok thats kinda boring". Never mind i guess bro caught ragnaroth and forced it into a wand.
Hardcore noita players are genuine irl wizards.
2:03
Dude literally create Weather Control SW from Red Alert, daaamn.
Dude that's awesome! Vergil and Sukuna were especially cool. They're all actually cool!
I want all of these wands in my Noita's bones folder
Я настолько задрот, что понимаю как работают все эти палочки.
Хотя дождь с горозой меня удивил, теперь хочу поиграться с этой механикой.
Как тебе идея создать Врата Вавилона?
С права от тебя из чёрных дыр, или чего нибудь круглого и золотого появляются выстрелы заклинаний, или волшебные палочки.
В принципе это даже не сложно, правда не очень представляю как заставить их появится на одной линии.
Окей но зачем говорить по-русски на английском видео?
@@steampunklich,
Потому что я плох в английском, а в ютубе встроенный автоперевод
I appreciate the reference to "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"
i love this video. the references, the wands, this sorta thing is why i love videogames
I cast *Domain Expansion*
That second wand of the pocket dimension hella invokes Nox Obliterate vibes
What the hell man. I can't even start to comprehend how can you begin to achieve such effects in this game :I
Very cool shit. Great work !
Now this is what i call MOTIVATION!
I saw the pocket dimension one and thought "You could almost call this the "domain expansion" wand and then you fucking pulled out Malevolent Shrine lmao. I yield.
400 hours in this game and i still feel like a beginner, thats noita for you
2:11 THIS MAN JUST USED DOMAIN EXPANSION ON THE POOR SLIMEBOY 😭
edit HE HAS ANOTHER DOMAIN EXPANSION
these wands are sick
I have played noita a small amount, enough to get what I thought was a modest idea of the game... this video put the fear of god back inside me
Bro these are way too stylish, this is unreal how cool it is
This is absolutely insane
Now my pathetic adversary, gaze unto lustrous oblivion.
I cast 13th level spell, *GOLDEN VOID*
I will fit it into my dnd somehow.
Now we need explanation video of how this wands are working, cuz it would be funny to cook some cursed wands
Недостаточно похвалы ХК и Ликорису, а так збс, горжусь комьюнити
Behold, the power of the sun in the palm of my hand.
The existence of Noita proves that reality is not a simulation.
If it were, _the Noita community would probably have found out a way to copy stars onto planets by playing a flute._
EDIT: I made this comment before seeing you turn yourself into a literal sun. Case in point.
that's funny how jjk name translates as "sorcery fight" and he made wands for casting a whole damn domain expansion
I was about to comment "domain expansion" on the pocket dimension one but then you made one directly to make malevolent shrine lmfao