THIS JUST IN: A new fad has taken the world by storm, a mix of shorts and jeans titled Jorts. This new fad has brought irregular weather patterns all around the globe, including Jortnamis, Jortquakes, and a phenomenon known as the Jortex. Jorthulu has arisen from the Denim Sea across the horizon to shape and sew our world into the new Jirth. If anyone jout there is still jalive, pray jhat the mighty denim gods jave jercy on our jouls. Seek jafety and jelter, and jor jhe jove of jod, jo JOT JEAR JORTS.
for the gunky goopers out there (auditory processing disorder is a nightmare idk how accurate i got this, Help) *now with the official lyrics!! :) [NARRATION] This just in: We are receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm. It's name? JORTS. But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe... [LYRICS] (WOO!) It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas', and my dad likes to preen I'm not like either of them I got the recessive jean/gene JORT STORM! JORT STORM's coming tonight! a JORT STORM! It's a category 5 JORT STORM! JORT STORM's coming tonight, I said a JORT STORM'S coming so run and hide!!! JORTICANE! JORTNADO! JORTNAMI! JORTQUAKE! JORTRUPTION! JORTALANCHE! JORRRRTPOCALYPSE! The JORT STORM's coming, (JORTS!) So you'd better start running Fast, it's a chase But be careful 'cause these jorts will chafe you, yeah! They're the new sensation (JORTS!) Wear 'em to every occasion Jorts in the pool, Or even better wear them to a funeral, yeah! (J-J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!) My personality is 99% jorts, I got a genetic test, but all my jeans/genes were shorts! THE JORT STORM! JORT STORM's coming tonight! a JORT STORM! It's a category 5 JORT STORM! JORT STORM's coming tonight, I take off my fuckin' jorts, I got-a jorts inside!!! [NARRATION] Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the JORTEX, and it's headed straight for this studio. To my wife Cheryl, and son Timmy, I love y-AAAAHHHHH [LYRICS] (JORTS!) The elders foretold, (JORTS!) Of a fashion so bold A new god of the earth, (JORTHULU!) To seal it in denim and turn it into JEARTH [KAZOO SOLO]
I am so sorry to be the guy, I don't mean this in a rude way, these are just the corrections and I totally understand! My dad likes Supreme I said a jort storm's comin' go run and hide Be careful because these jorts will chafe you down Sorry!
@@pickledrelish3703 now that the official lyrics are out, you were right about the last two, but i am happy to get the dub over "my dad likes to preen" >:) teehee
I’m looking out my window rn and I see a bunch of wind and what looks like… uhhh, I think pants, jeans maybe?… wait those aren’t jeans. Oh god those are jorts… it’s the… it’s the JortStorm oh my god
@Cibu Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the jor-tex and it is headed directly to this studio To my wife Cheryl and my son Timmy I love YOOOOOOUUUUUUU-
[Intro] This just in We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm Its name? Jorts But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe [Verse 1] Woo, it's the warmer season, so I can't wear jeans I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas' and my dad likes to preen I'm not like either of them, I got the recessive gene [Chorus] Jort storm, jort storm's coming tonight A jort storm, it's a category five Jort storm, jort storm's coming tonight I said, "A jort storm's coming, so run and hide" [Bridge] Jort-icane Jort-nado Jort-nami Jort-quake Jort-ruption Jort-alanche Jort-pocalypse [Verse 2] The jort storms coming (Jorts) So you better start running fast, it's a chase But be careful 'cause these jorts will chafe you (Yeah) They're the new sensation (Jorts) Wear 'em to every occasion, jorts in the pool Or even better, wear them to a funeral, yeah (J-J-J-jorts) My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts I got a genetic test, but all my genes were shorts [Chorus] Jort storm, jort storm's coming tonight A Jort storm, it's a category five Jort storm, jort storm's coming tonight I take off my fucking jorts, I got-a jorts inside [Interlude] Breaking news Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the "Jortex" And it's heading straight for this studio To my wife Cheryl, and son Timmy, I love you- AAAA [Verse 3] (Jorts) The elders foretold (Jorts) of a fashion so bold A new God of the Earth (Jorthulu) Seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth
This just in We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm Its name? Jorts But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe It's the warmest season so I can't wear jeans I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas and my dad likes to preen I'm not like either of them I got the recessive gene Jort storm Jort storm's comin' tonight A jort storm! It's a category five Jort storm Jort storm's comin' tonight I said a jort storm's comin', so run and hide Jorticane Jortnado Jortnami Jortquake Jortruption Jortalanche Jortpocalypse Jort storm's comin' (Jorts!) So you better start runnin' Fast, it's a chase But be careful 'cause these jorts will chafe you down They're the new sensation (Jorts!) Wear 'em to every occasion Jorts in the pool Or even better, wear 'em to a funeral, yeah (J-j-j-j-j-jorts!) My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts I got a genetic test, but all my genes are shorts! Jort storm Jort storm's comin' tonight A jort storm It's a category five Jort storm Jort storm's comin' tonight I take off my fucking jorts, I got a jorts inside! Breaking news Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex And it's headed straight for this studio To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy I love y- Aaaaargghhh! (Jorts!) The elders foretold (Jorts!) Of a fashion so bold A new god of the earth (Jort-thulhu) Seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth
Oh thank god, I had a comment direct me to the name of this instrumental, I was going insane listening to so many videos and realizing Jort Storm was playing in the background
Just wait until you fall deeper in the 80s nostalgia music. Soon you learn about from the Synthwave now to Vaporwave. Go ahead and listen to Oneohtrix Point Never
god… this song reminds me of my mom, she just loved dressing cas’.. yanno? her and my dad were just complete opposites, where as he liked to preen… it makes me sad though since im not like either of them, because i’ve got the recessive gene 😞
Was sucked into the jortex and now I listen to this constantly
they’re the new sensation
wear them at every ocasion
@@gabrocaptor8205 jorts at the pool
@@in_the_starz even better wear them to a funeral
@@LilPulp my personality is ninety-nine percent jorts
@@cafek9661 I took a genetic test; AND ALL MY GENES ARE SHORT
i got a genetic test but all my genes are shorts
JORT STORM, A JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT!
JORTSTORM ITS A CATEGORY FIVE
Why does all of the reply's including the comment have at least 1 spelling mistake
@IHave_NoFreakingIdea I had no idea I had made a spelling mistake. Ty for letting me know lol
@@Mel_TheBudgie It’s fine but I wasn’t dissing you I just thought it was funny lol
Imagine listening to your favorite artist, going to the comments and seeing people talk about jorts and storms...
That's exactly what just happened 😂😂
OHHHH it's Slimecicle's song! Never mind lol
It's a Category Five, so understandable that they'd want to warn you
This song gives me the weird urge to wear some jorts
how peculiar
very odd, me too
in storms
Honestly, great job from Charlie with using this instrumental. Genuinely impressive work.
This reminds me of a storm that happened once
Did it start with a J?
@@binarycode404 and ended with a x
@@jaroIG i lost my mother, brother and pet goldfish to the Jortex that fateful day. . .
Sorry man (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)@@FurnzSaysStuff
the jortstorms coming
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE JORTEX WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👖🩳👖🩳👖🩳👖🩳
THIS JUST IN:
A new fad has taken the world by storm, a mix of shorts and jeans titled Jorts.
This new fad has brought irregular weather patterns all around the globe, including Jortnamis, Jortquakes, and a phenomenon known as the Jortex.
Jorthulu has arisen from the Denim Sea across the horizon to shape and sew our world into the new Jirth.
If anyone jout there is still jalive, pray jhat the mighty denim gods jave jercy on our jouls.
Seek jafety and jelter, and jor jhe jove of jod, jo JOT JEAR JORTS.
THE FIRST JORT STORM COMMENT
Yep, that's the first one
This gives a whole 80's vibe!! love it!!
for the gunky goopers out there (auditory processing disorder is a nightmare idk how accurate i got this, Help)
*now with the official lyrics!! :)
[NARRATION]
This just in: We are receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm.
It's name? JORTS.
But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe...
[LYRICS]
(WOO!)
It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans
I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses cas', and my dad likes to preen
I'm not like either of them I got the recessive jean/gene
JORT STORM! JORT STORM's coming tonight!
a JORT STORM! It's a category 5
JORT STORM! JORT STORM's coming tonight,
I said a JORT STORM'S coming so run and hide!!!
JORTICANE! JORTNADO! JORTNAMI! JORTQUAKE!
JORTRUPTION! JORTALANCHE! JORRRRTPOCALYPSE!
The JORT STORM's coming, (JORTS!)
So you'd better start running
Fast, it's a chase
But be careful 'cause these jorts will chafe you, yeah!
They're the new sensation (JORTS!)
Wear 'em to every occasion
Jorts in the pool,
Or even better wear them to a funeral, yeah! (J-J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!)
My personality is 99% jorts,
I got a genetic test, but all my jeans/genes were shorts!
THE JORT STORM! JORT STORM's coming tonight!
a JORT STORM! It's a category 5
JORT STORM! JORT STORM's coming tonight,
I take off my fuckin' jorts, I got-a jorts inside!!!
[NARRATION]
Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the JORTEX, and it's headed straight for this studio.
To my wife Cheryl, and son Timmy, I love y-AAAAHHHHH
[LYRICS]
(JORTS!)
The elders foretold,
(JORTS!)
Of a fashion so bold
A new god of the earth, (JORTHULU!)
To seal it in denim and turn it into JEARTH
[KAZOO SOLO]
Actually his dad like Supreme
@@xapia3372 that's what i heard at first but then i replayed that part to make sure and it didn't sound like supreme anymore😥
I am so sorry to be the guy, I don't mean this in a rude way, these are just the corrections and I totally understand!
My dad likes Supreme
I said a jort storm's comin' go run and hide
Be careful because these jorts will chafe you down
Sorry!
@@pickledrelish3703 now that the official lyrics are out, you were right about the last two, but i am happy to get the dub over "my dad likes to preen" >:) teehee
I was just going to come say that!
Another awesome hit by the incredible Lupus Nocte!!
Ye
Jorts
Listening to this in my jorts rn
this sounds like a storm
Omigod I can't believe they released an instrumental version of the famous original song Jortstorm by famous composer and singer Charlie Slimecicle
THIS JUST IN-
WERE RESEVING REPORTS THAT A NEW FAD IS TAKING THE NATION BY STORM-
I’m looking out my window rn and I see a bunch of wind and what looks like… uhhh, I think pants, jeans maybe?… wait those aren’t jeans. Oh god those are jorts… it’s the… it’s the JortStorm oh my god
loot gamer get 🎵
JORT STORM'S COMIN TONIIIGHT
JORT STORM, ITS A CATAGORY 5
@@Mel_TheBudgie JORT STORM'S COMIN TONIIIGHT
I TAKE OFF MY FUKIN JORTS
I GOT ON JORTS INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
@Cibu
Breaking news:
Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the jor-tex and it is headed directly to this studio
To my wife Cheryl and my son Timmy
I love YOOOOOOUUUUUUU-
@@Mel_TheBudgie JORTS
the elders foretold
JORTS
of a fashion so boooold
@Cibu A new god of the earth
Then decided "better turn it into Jearth"
Love from India 🇮🇳 - Indian Backpacker | Anmol Jaiswal ❤️ This music is ... 🤌🔥
I also hear this song in his vlogs
This artist is awesome! I'm a kid of 80s!
The elders foretold of a FASHION so BOLD, A NEW GOD ON THE EARTH!
To seal it in DENIM and turn it into JEARTH!
jorthulhu
JORTS!
i love to listen to this music... its boost my fighting spirit and feel the 80s vibes.... those were the days...
I LOVE THE INSTRUMENTAL SO FUCKING MUCH THE 0:40 MELODY SCRATCHES MY BRAIN.
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP IVE BEEN SUCKED INTO THE JORTEX AND AM NOW FACE TO FACE WITH JORTHULU!!!
JORT STORM
Not gonna lie this song absolutely carried in Jort Storm
Bro i listened to this once and my jeans turned short.
[Intro]
This just in
We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
Its name? Jorts
But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe
[Verse 1]
Woo, it's the warmer season, so I can't wear jeans
I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses cas' and my dad likes to preen
I'm not like either of them, I got the recessive gene
[Chorus]
Jort storm, jort storm's coming tonight
A jort storm, it's a category five
Jort storm, jort storm's coming tonight
I said, "A jort storm's coming, so run and hide"
[Bridge]
Jort-icane
Jort-nado
Jort-nami
Jort-quake
Jort-ruption
Jort-alanche
Jort-pocalypse
[Verse 2]
The jort storms coming (Jorts)
So you better start running fast, it's a chase
But be careful 'cause these jorts will chafe you (Yeah)
They're the new sensation (Jorts)
Wear 'em to every occasion, jorts in the pool
Or even better, wear them to a funeral, yeah (J-J-J-jorts)
My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts
I got a genetic test, but all my genes were shorts
[Chorus]
Jort storm, jort storm's coming tonight
A Jort storm, it's a category five
Jort storm, jort storm's coming tonight
I take off my fucking jorts, I got-a jorts inside
[Interlude]
Breaking news
Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the "Jortex"
And it's heading straight for this studio
To my wife Cheryl, and son Timmy, I love you- AAAA
[Verse 3]
(Jorts) The elders foretold (Jorts) of a fashion so bold
A new God of the Earth (Jorthulu)
Seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth
We’re being sucked directly into the Jortex with this one
the warmer season is fast approaching
Well, can't wear jeans anymore. Whatever shall I do?
well my mom likes cas' and my dad likes to preen ,but I'm not like them cuz I got the recessive gene! JORTS OF COURSE
JORT STORM JORT STORM’S COMIN TONIGHT🔥🔥🔥🔥
JORT STORM! IT'S A CATEGORY 5!
This just in
We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
Its name? Jorts
But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe
It's the warmest season so I can't wear jeans
I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses cas and my dad likes to preen
I'm not like either of them
I got the recessive gene
Jort storm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
A jort storm!
It's a category five
Jort storm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
I said a jort storm's comin', so run and hide
Jorticane
Jortnado
Jortnami
Jortquake
Jortruption
Jortalanche
Jortpocalypse
Jort storm's comin' (Jorts!)
So you better start runnin'
Fast, it's a chase
But be careful 'cause these jorts will chafe you down
They're the new sensation (Jorts!)
Wear 'em to every occasion
Jorts in the pool
Or even better, wear 'em to a funeral, yeah (J-j-j-j-j-jorts!)
My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts
I got a genetic test, but all my genes are shorts!
Jort storm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
A jort storm
It's a category five
Jort storm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
I take off my fucking jorts, I got a jorts inside!
Breaking news
Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex
And it's headed straight for this studio
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
I love y- Aaaaargghhh! (Jorts!)
The elders foretold (Jorts!)
Of a fashion so bold
A new god of the earth (Jort-thulhu)
Seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth
COMIN AT YOU LIVE FROM PLANET JEARTH
JORT STORM, JORT STORM’S COMIN’ TONIGHT
the dude im not scared series brought me here but so did a jortex
JORT STORM, JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT
Oh thank god, I had a comment direct me to the name of this instrumental, I was going insane listening to so many videos and realizing Jort Storm was playing in the background
I like this type music !
Just wait until you fall deeper in the 80s nostalgia music. Soon you learn about from the Synthwave now to Vaporwave. Go ahead and listen to Oneohtrix Point Never
Not bad Lupus, not bad
Sam Chui brought me here from Air India video.. lovely music
I didn’t realise this was the music used in jort storm
Love how this song is now just jort storm
Where do I download this slimeciclle did it while all I get is "download the app" or "pay up boi" it's too hard
J-J-J-J-JORTS
These jorts will chafe you down
I give it Category 5 out of 5
00:28
THE JORT STORM! JORT STORMS COMIN’ TONIGHT! THE JORT STORM! ITS A CATEGORY 5! 🩳
Got from Indian backpacker ❤❤
Anmol bhai❤❤😊
Excelent song👏👏
This just in.
god… this song reminds me of my mom, she just loved dressing cas’.. yanno? her and my dad were just complete opposites, where as he liked to preen… it makes me sad though since im not like either of them, because i’ve got the recessive gene 😞
be careful the weather is getting a bit rough out there
I still hear the sound of a distant Jort Storm
🤣💀
Lupus Nocte the goat!
Very cool
BUT ALL MY GENES WERE SHORTSSSZZZ 🐺🔥
райз спасибо за трек
awesome sound..
it’s the warmer season so i can’t wear jeans
I really like the denim, but not the length of the seams
This song gives me MacGyver flashbacks / nostalgia! Love it xD
this shit is a category 5 fr
Wow, what a hit that would have been in the heyday of the genre!
I've listened to jort storm too much that I hear the lyrics by heart
Spoko muza - Kuba ma extra gust (albo Palma ;)
500+ na hulajce #6
Pzdr dla teamu Klawiatura🖖
Were getting sucked into the jortex with this one 🔥
it's coming tonight, fellas.
Indian Backpacker ❤
This Song is Just EPIC !!!
0:28 Mete kayagil Gen Z izleyenler anladı
Better than Laserdance! Wow! Can't believe I'm saying that!
Райзу спасибо! Трек 10 на 10
Nice and energetic trek ❤
do you got any more song like this
I hear this song in indian backpacker vlogs and finds in everywhere. Finally get this song by shazam
BREAKING NEWS:
THE JORTSTORM HAS ARRIVED
ALL THE COMMENTS ARE JORTS
GOD HELP US ALL
Incroyable
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i listened to this while doing a blooket, somehow my heart rate still hasnt lowered that shit was fucking intense
JORT STORM JORT STORM COMING TONIGHHHHTTTTTT 💚
FINNALY I FOUND IT NOW ALL MY GENES CAN BE SHORTS
same
Just started listening to this and i swear i saw a pair of short pants fly past my window.
why ist'n the original jort storm on spotify 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thanx Shmondenko I have found this song (Shazam)
JORT STORM! JORT STORMS COMIN' TONIGHT!
Jort Storm inbound
Dollar!!
I fucking found it finally!
I heard this in a War Thunder video and couldnt find it.
Sqaure Eyes brouht me here
imagine going to this song without being in the jortex💀
So, I've listened this to 147 times so far today, how about you?
FRIGGIN BONNIE DANG TYLER ON STEROIDS I AM FREAKING OUT.
I have a weird urge to go put on some jean shorts…
i was wondering why i heard jort storm everywhere
The 1:42 and 1:57 parts sound like a JORTEX power up theme from a platformer game
Shoutout to Viniccius13 and Napoleon that brought me to this hit!
Carai, vini13 fez vídeo com essa música? Eu conheci por uma música chamada Jort Storm
Can I use this if I give credits in the description?!
FIRST SLIMECICLE AND NOW DIMENSION20?!
YEAHHH!!! IT'S USED IN 'NEVER STOP BLOWING UP'!!!
I apologize to fans of this song, but everytime I hear this song I will just think of jort storm by Charlie slimescle, I’m so sorry ,0,