"I won't hesitate to hit you with my frisbee hat"... omg, my Scara fantasies are coming true, rofl. Also, I always love the bits of Russian. Foreign language = super hot (am I allowed to say that? 🤣)
Scara: “Ow! Who told you that you can punch me in the arm? You got some nerve...” Me: *grabbing listener by shoulders and shaking them* “DUDE! DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH OR SOMETHING???!!!” This was so cute!! Adorable!! Loved it!! Keep up the great work and stay hydrated and safe~
"You're clumsy,you studder and you don't seem like you have your sh- together " Me: **le GASP** "Let me guess you're also the one who ends up doing all the work by ys " Me: why you gotta expose me like that ;-;
Would be Perfect if I went to school but I didint since somebody got covid in my class also hello how are ya feeling good?Make sure to eat and drink so you wont get sick 😌
You get sent home when someone gets covid in your class? Theres been a rising in covid cases in yr10 in my school, im in yr10 yet they dont bother sending us, they told us we dont have to wear masks anymore instead
@@safron8284 yes I do get send from my school but manly the peopel who got in contact with the person who got it my school may have strick rules but there Don't want any deaths in there school history there also Don't want to go broke if a 9 years old kid die
5:05 i said that to my sister 😂 And when my father turned 50 i said "you have 50 years done and left to live" (something like that... i'm not saying he's gonna live up to a 100 years old tough 😅)
I was literally called out when he said always stuttering,couldn't keep my self together, and only person to do the group project but I still can protect myself tho😂
*Scara:* Or meeting someone and making out, by the way if I catch you making out with someone on- *Me:* Lemme cut you off here… You wish that was you, huh?
"Let me guess you're that one person that ends up doing all the group work by yourself" I mean not really I don't do any of it in the first place I'm basically that one person who doesn't do anything and gets the same grade as everyone else
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“Congrats you’re a year closer to death” Thank you so much Scaramouche I know that 🥰🥰
First off, ur username is everything
And second, YAY I MADE IT ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT DYING!
He would definitely be the hall monitor at school! Messing with people all the time😂😂
And he'll act all goody two shoes in front of teachers😂😂😂
@@hyacinthvocals omg yes
"Your clumsy, you stutter, and you dont seem to have your sh-- together"
I died-😂✋
I mean I’m not gonna deny it
Scara: whats so special about a Monday?
Me: its literally my birthday...?
Scara: oohh its your birthday
CUT THE GODDAMM CAMERAS
UnU
N-O
No
I will not cut the cameras.
Just kidding lemme do that rq
Hyacinth is in our walls😭
Scaramouche : Congrats your a year closer to death
Me : Thank you, I already know and I'm ready for that-
"Frisbee hat"
I wheezed for 4 minutes 😭
Your audios make my day 💖
I- same *weeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee*
Same here
LITERALLY SAME
freesbee hat
"Let me guess you're that one person that ends up doing all the group work by yourself"
I mean he's got a point- damn
I had the same reaction and that's only because it's true
@@BlueWillow1875 Its not true.. Its facts !!
@@dead5564 yes by the way I love your profile photo
@@BlueWillow1875 Thank you! I love urs too! sorry for late reply I was asleep.
Well god damn way to call me out scara😭
WHO LET THIS MAN BE A HALL MONITOR?! 😭
The owner of this yt account
@@Itamisupremacy ... Yeah- technically yeah
@@Strawberrybell420 obv 😘
"Congrates, you're a year closer to death"
"Thank you 🥰 I'm looking forward to it!"
SAME 😍 */kinned this comment*
Frrr guys like🥳❤️
same :)
“I’ll hit you with my frisbee hat”
I started wheezing so hard I forgot to breathe ☹️
"I won't hesitate to hit you with my frisbee hat"... omg, my Scara fantasies are coming true, rofl.
Also, I always love the bits of Russian. Foreign language = super hot (am I allowed to say that? 🤣)
COLLETTE IS DAT YOU?!
@@KaiZriex *shifty-eyes* Mebbe 🥰
@@misscollette2545 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@KaiZriex ❤️
Scara: “Ow! Who told you that you can punch me in the arm? You got some nerve...”
Me: *grabbing listener by shoulders and shaking them* “DUDE! DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH OR SOMETHING???!!!”
This was so cute!! Adorable!! Loved it!! Keep up the great work and stay hydrated and safe~
This is me
man yk that the viewer is listener
Listener (Me): Lowkey wanting to kick him in the shins now.
I got an ad with Xiao right after and I fucking lost it. He just went: "adpetus Xiao. I'll be there when you call" Thanks...XD
Lmao 😭🤚
"You're clumsy,you studder and you don't seem like you have your sh- together "
Me: **le GASP**
"Let me guess you're also the one who ends up doing all the work by ys "
Me: why you gotta expose me like that ;-;
bro you made me wheeze so hard that i can't breath in the part "I'm gonna hit you whit my frisbee hat'
"Watch where your going idiot"
I so felt the sass in that ngl
"Your clumsy, you stutter, and you dont seem to have your sh-- together"
me: i mean your not wrong
Fr
Scaramouche:congratulations your one year closer to death
Me:AYYYYYY THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID ON MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY
"Did you really believe I am a hall monitor?"
No...not really
When he said “ theirs no way you forgot the way out of these hall ways”
My only reaction was “I have bad enough memory so I probably would”
Me: I am transfer this is my first day
Same
Damn when he was like "who are you" its to damn accurate to real school 😭🤚
I channeled my inner Mean Girl HAHA
@@hyacinthvocals YOU DEAD ASS DID😭
Saving this audio to listen to it again on my real birthday
Oh sh-
YES-
I've been waiting for Scarmoche :))
2:27
my bilinguall ass: no se leer gringo fandango
🙄
and that is how you escape the situation, follow for more life tips
THE FRISBEE HAT PART HAD ME DIEING 😭
Omg we need Part 2 Hyacinth-
“geez you’re seriously a teacher’s pet”
ya and youre a hall monitor how is that any better
this has me feeling some time of way…
Y'all I'm watching this on my birthday, so when scara said "It's your birthday?" I was like OoO
frisbee tryna make being hall monitor seem cool- 😭✋🏻 I'm dying 💪🏻😭😭
Scaramouche: it’s not even Valentine’s Day yet.
Me, someone who was born on February 13th: *Thats really ironic*
am i stupid or did you actually tried to say "kotyonok"(kitten) on russian 🥴🥴 because it sounded cute
This is amazing ❤️😍
Scara: who are you
Me: I am gay
Plot twist: Your birthday is Valentine’s Day
Scara:good kitty
Me: *Meow*
“How are you”
Me:”how are you, how are you even saying I am the loser of the game-“
Scaramuche would be that one annoying Hall monitor-
THE CANDY LOVE BACKGROUND
So like his taller than the listener now? Dang-
Help im literaly his height 😭🤚
(Sorry if i spelt something wrong :^)
my Oc is 4'1 while im 5'5 so either way i guess it works out for me?
Scara: who told u to punch my arm
me: MY FISTS 😁
Amazing asmr once again! I love watching you videos a load! ❤
"Frisbee hat"
I spent an hour wheezing and talking about how it can be a boomerang Frisbee hat💀
"Oh, congratulations! You're a year closer to death!" Ngl I say the same thing💀💀💀💀💀👍
If you ever think you wanna make another part to this it would be amazing 😍😍😍😍 u don’t have to
The title say that he won't let me go while I won't even try to running away from him
“Frisbee hat.” 💀
WHY WAS ONE OF THE BITS FUNNY 💀
I'm I the only one who kinda want a after school audio I'm just wondering what gonna happen
The fact that I know where this background comes from.. 💀👩🏻🦯
I NEED PART 2 OF THIS PLS😭💗
There will be part 2 right?
“I won’t hesitate to hit u with my Frisbee hat” OMG YES HIT ME😩
WAIT HE'S THE HALL KAREN MONITOR?! LMAOOOOO
"For all I know that could be weed"
XD I imagined my sister in that situation lmfao
omg Amour sucré's background ☠️
yanfei pls dont kill me
Hello Ei ......
@@littlegriseo lumine?????
@@Kittsuk1 Hello.....
Would be Perfect if I went to school but I didint since somebody got covid in my class also hello how are ya feeling good?Make sure to eat and drink so you wont get sick 😌
You get sent home when someone gets covid in your class? Theres been a rising in covid cases in yr10 in my school, im in yr10 yet they dont bother sending us, they told us we dont have to wear masks anymore instead
@@safron8284 yes I do get send from my school but manly the peopel who got in contact with the person who got it my school may have strick rules but there Don't want any deaths in there school history there also Don't want to go broke if a 9 years old kid die
Oof
11:05 locker
Bro rick rolled us with the haul thibg
I NEED A PART 2 PLS-
2:37 q no ablo inglés
The lockers remind me of scarabs hair🤣
5:05
i said that to my sister 😂
And when my father turned 50 i said "you have 50 years done and left to live" (something like that... i'm not saying he's gonna live up to a 100 years old tough 😅)
Why is no one talking about the background??? Jugadores de Corazón de Melón los invoco.
Imagine slapping yourself to a fricking audio
My birthday sadly falls on a Sunday, and I have no friends but sadly it falls on a Sunday
I was literally called out when he said always stuttering,couldn't keep my self together, and only person to do the group project but I still can protect myself tho😂
“You got love letters on your birthday. It’s not even valentines yet.”
my birthday is in March-
4:59 My birthday is November 22nd on Monday-
2:16 what if I told u I’m gay huh?
Okay I may be seven months late but... this is the hall from 'My candy love'??? I NEVER EXPECTED THAT
I'm even later but - I WAS JUST THINKING THAT. So glad someone else noticed too
Frisbee Hat💀😭
5:07 😭😭😭😭
“You’re seriously a teachers pet.”
Says the fucking HALL MONITOR.
Well shit he’s not a hall monitor
“Congrats! You’re a year closer to death.”
I know! Isn’t it lovely? ☺️
FRIZBEE HAT 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
3:45 bro know what I got
I honestly thought listener had a tampon or something LMAO
"its not even valentines day" - my birthday is feb 26th ;-;
Pls- my birthday is on a mon, like literally next mon-
LLMFAOOOO
*Scara:* Or meeting someone and making out, by the way if I catch you making out with someone on-
*Me:* Lemme cut you off here… You wish that was you, huh?
But, so like, is Ninngaung or Zhongli the Principal?
My birthday was actually on Jan 4th,But Lets just pretend ☺
Happy very late birthday
Dam that's a rare birthday
Idk how but i have heard another guy say the same exact things xiao said and i am like confused right now XD
It’s my birthday in two days and idk ⟟ just wanted to share that I’m ⏃ year closer to death
I clicked on the video faster than I can do a roast
Why am I in school in July?
I mean just kill me it’s not like Sayori will be left hanging
He’s short asf just go under him smh
You mean up 💀💀💀💀
@@yaosaobao8521 I CANT-
LMAOODNSKJSJDJS
hmm this sounds familiar
i think someone copied them
Or they used the same script
"for all I know, it could be weed"
is it because I'm black? /j
"Let me guess you're that one person that ends up doing all the group work by yourself"
I mean not really I don't do any of it in the first place I'm basically that one person who doesn't do anything and gets the same grade as everyone else
will there be a part 2??