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  • New WR by Matty here: • Morrowind Any% Speedru...
    Use 720p for better text clarity. ~~World Record~~ from 6/17/2014 to 8/2/2017. using SDA timing (load times removed, time starts when gained control of character and ends when losing it. You lose control when you get within a radius of Azura). This is the same timing used in the old 4:19 and 7:30 runs on TH-cam.
    I got this run a couple months ago and never bothered to upload until now. I guess I'm happy with this time. There were a few small mistakes, though. 3:05 is possible and I'll try to get that one day.
    Most of the time saved over my previous 3:41 run is due to the "lockpick instant kill" glitch. The rest comes from better execution and minor route changes.
    Original Twitch recording here / 4272622
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  • @FatalisSRL
    @FatalisSRL  9 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    PSA: "noclip" on the right side of the screen is a joke. There are no cheats used in this run. I'm just abusing broken mechanics built into the game, which is perfectly fine within the speedrunning community. If you use levitate as high speeds you can go through walls.
    - If you prefer to see more of the main questline, check out AlbinoAlbatross' All Main Quests in 23 : 55 th-cam.com/video/KQBx9F1zWTY/w-d-xo.html

    • @XaneMyers
      @XaneMyers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      FatalisSRL I like the explanation captions.
      Also, is the ending a video, because it is half the frame rate of the actual game.

    • @XaneMyers
      @XaneMyers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** So that's a video cutscene?

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ***** yes

    • @xdraygul5169
      @xdraygul5169 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "youre implying hes been freely no clipping all along"
      No, I'm not. I didn't type anything of the sort. You appear to be an idiot.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That person put a speed run at any percent. So that means that person can do a speed run with glitches. Otherwise said by the title.

  • @brandonshiflett2481
    @brandonshiflett2481 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2585

    "Your Journal Has Been Updated"
    Dear Journal,
    What a fucking day.

    • @user-mj8yx5tx3q
      @user-mj8yx5tx3q 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      No ........ Dear journal what a fucking 3 minutes lol XD

    • @Henalphabet
      @Henalphabet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +jo sanderson your grammar.

    • @ShiftySetax
      @ShiftySetax 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dear Journal, Gotta go fast

    • @crey3361
      @crey3361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dear Journal, i should stop using drugs

    • @johneckleston9826
      @johneckleston9826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brandon Shiflett hahahahaha

  • @PathofCultivation
    @PathofCultivation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    3 minutes? Took me 4 minutes to finish speaking to Jiub.

    • @cheeseyasscheek9186
      @cheeseyasscheek9186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      PathofCultivation*saint jiub

    • @adam1984pl
      @adam1984pl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Too me more time to unpack the game.

  • @analien4813
    @analien4813 8 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "Don't cause trouble."
    *Minutes later*
    "I killed a god."
    *Facepalm*

  • @TheBlackPigeon
    @TheBlackPigeon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2066

    "Legend of the Nerevarine: Hero of Morrowind"
    as told by M'aiq the Liar.

    • @averyterribleperson5292
      @averyterribleperson5292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Lmfao how fucking high would he have had to have been to tell that lie xD

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      +Buffalo Ruffalo skooma's a bitch

    • @awobbie.3140
      @awobbie.3140 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To be fair, everything Maiq says after this game is at least part true.

    • @Weltenbruch
      @Weltenbruch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      best comment ever xD

    • @theddrumdrummer6669
      @theddrumdrummer6669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha hell yes

  • @KingMoon110
    @KingMoon110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Guards: We are releasing you, don't cause troule.
    *4 minutes later*
    Kills God and blows up mountain.

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "HR is going to love this."

    • @Hoggaththegreat
      @Hoggaththegreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      King Moon trouble*

  • @AnomalyAlter
    @AnomalyAlter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    This goes to show that glitches are more powerful than gods

    • @XaneMyers
      @XaneMyers 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cole Jenkins Now the question is are they more powerful than Dragonborn?

    • @PantsuGod
      @PantsuGod 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Almighty Dru Except Anu and Padomay

    • @federicotobaldo
      @federicotobaldo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** Dragonborn isnt as tough as the Hero of Kvatch, and even the hero is before Morrowind's hero

    • @MasterFancyPants
      @MasterFancyPants 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *nerd glasses* I'd say the Dragonborn is tougher than the Hero of Kvatch. In Oblivion you were just an errand boy, the story was really about Martin. At least until the Shivering Isles.

    • @4f52
      @4f52 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MasterFancyPants You can't say "until" because Shivering Isles is history.

  • @porygonlover322
    @porygonlover322 8 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    this is the canon version of events

    • @bigcat5348
      @bigcat5348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kzinssie (porygonlover322) C0DA makes it canon

  • @Davidkeb1
    @Davidkeb1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Me: spends over 100 brutal hours to beat game.
    You: spends 3:14 and beats game.
    THE FUUUCKKKKKK?????

    • @IcepickL
      @IcepickL 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      But those brutal hours were amazing, right outlander?

    • @Entropy3ko
      @Entropy3ko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So what? You play the game to enjoy the story and the world, not just to beat it... Otherwise you might just go back and play Atari.

    • @flyingspaghetti
      @flyingspaghetti 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Entropy3ko
      And that's why 97% of the people that played any ES game, NEVER read any books, notes, journals etc. I was the only one who spent 2 f*cking hours in the imperial city library in Oblivion reading all the crap, even if I already read those books in Morrowind and Daggerfall.

    • @Entropy3ko
      @Entropy3ko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always collect and read all the different books when I play Morrowind :D

    • @ijirving
      @ijirving 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Davidkeb1 The guy that did the speedrun spent a hell of a lot more than 100 hours to be able to beat it in 3 minutes.

  • @aRealGhost_
    @aRealGhost_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    lol 1:58
    "Hello! Welcome to-"
    "gimmie this, this, this and this here's your gold bye"
    ".....k?"

    • @amspook
      @amspook 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Alex H. Sir, you receipt......Nvm....

  • @AinsleyHarriott1
    @AinsleyHarriott1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Man.. more than anything I just love the utter creativity and thought that went into this. All the tiny and little aspects that just knock seconds off of your time, and those incredible shortcuts that cut hours and hours off with a single preparation or trick. Flying through maps with no clipping using scrolls and choosing specific traits for speed... I am seriously impressed.

    • @420steezy420
      @420steezy420 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ainsley Harriott sarcasm?

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +420steezy420 Probably not.

    • @soupit32
      @soupit32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didnt even use noclip just glitches

    • @mikeymcmikeface5599
      @mikeymcmikeface5599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have never jumped looking at a pixel.

  • @s3blastois3
    @s3blastois3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Girl: "You have saved-"
    Dagoth: "Uhh, I'm still here!"

    • @TheMorokei
      @TheMorokei 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Girl GIRL What did you call the Goddess Azura you N'wah.

    • @stars111535
      @stars111535 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      >Girl
      Are you fucking slow?

    • @kingkholera
      @kingkholera 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      stars111535 girl enough

    • @DarksiderDarmoset
      @DarksiderDarmoset 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SHODAN: You are the nerevarine and you did it
      Dagoth: you will never stop me

    • @Umbreongodofhalo
      @Umbreongodofhalo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sebass calling a Daedric prince girl
      S'wit.

  • @pp-zj1mv
    @pp-zj1mv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The Vvardenfell Times: Bald Redguard Moving at the Speed of Light Saves Morrowind
    Have you ever thought about doing a 100% quest run (or as close to one as you can get)?

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      www.twitch.tv/albinoalbatross/ he does All Main Quests

  • @Nuberax
    @Nuberax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Q: Why?
    A: Fast.

  • @TheMGSlow
    @TheMGSlow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Gotta go fast.

    • @amspook
      @amspook 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheMGSlow Sanic is sooooo proud.

    • @gamaterian0122
      @gamaterian0122 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muhammad Nazrin Not Fast enough for his Sanicness.

    • @Conquered
      @Conquered 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gamaterian 01 sanic runs fast so the illuminati doesn't catch him

    • @Conquered
      @Conquered 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Gamaterian 01 he gets his super speed frum doratitos and meontin dew

  • @HJYTAPOUT
    @HJYTAPOUT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    thanks i never played this game now i know the story and can play oblivion

    • @aster1222
      @aster1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait what?You never played this game? It is a cool experience,you should at least try it!

    • @marunomi
      @marunomi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Menlo it's a joke

  • @yesman1231
    @yesman1231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Dear diary, today I will kill a local Cliff Racer and offer it as a feast to the people of Seyda Neen to ensure that I am accepted in this country, I'll be viewed as a proper hero!"
    "Edit: The other prisoner who was on the boat with me has killed a god and fulfilled an ancient prophecy within 4 minutes of waking up this morning....I shall kill EVERY Cliff Racer and offer them to the people of Seyda Neen, I WILL be the hero of this day dammit!"
    -Diary of Saint Jiub, apocalypse bringer to the accursed cliff racers.

  • @akoloops
    @akoloops 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I swear I watch this like twice a month.

    • @williamclark5647
      @williamclark5647 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too Bruh. It's pure perfection.

  • @jasonrogers6221
    @jasonrogers6221 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn that's some serious control while moving at that speed.

  • @winsys3210
    @winsys3210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Hey remember that guy we let off the boat a few minutes ago?"
    "Yeah, what about him?"
    "He just killed a god."

    • @VladiSSius
      @VladiSSius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      copy paste noobs

  • @TheAgamemnon911
    @TheAgamemnon911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These scrolls of flight must be the most convenient "drop" in the history of speedrunning.

  • @TheRansyn
    @TheRansyn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok, that was badass as hell. Based on this, you will no doubt have 3:05 one day. Keep it up:)

  • @Daywalker727
    @Daywalker727 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Excuse me as I now shall cry in my bed sheets for spending so many hours in the game and never gotten close to finishing it.

    • @Daywalker727
      @Daywalker727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Update:
      I finished it and it took 2 years.

    • @zgaulua3021
      @zgaulua3021 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daywalker727 holy shit 😂😂

    • @solaire7692
      @solaire7692 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Update:i 100% finished this game and started to pčay oblivion it takes me 7 months.

  • @100Wilbur999
    @100Wilbur999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It is not too late for my mercy-"
    *end cutscene starts*
    "Oh. Well... Maybe it is"

  • @GameflyMonsterSR388
    @GameflyMonsterSR388 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks for the explanation of what you did. I have been playing Morrowind for years. It IS my favorite Elder Scrolls game and now thanks to SGDQ2014 I am now going to start speedrunning it. Just one question for ya. What version of the game are you using? 1.0?

  • @sharpy5095
    @sharpy5095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are too young to remember the Nerevarine, he killed Dagoth Ur and saved us all from the blight.

  • @bennetv6125
    @bennetv6125 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me:Wanna play sum Morrowind for old times sake?
    Friend:Sure,let me just hook up my controller and change for our SLEEPOVER!!*Walks away
    Me:DONE!!

  • @apropercuppa8612
    @apropercuppa8612 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You entered a new land, killed a god and freed the people faster than I could drink my beer...
    What am I doing with my life?

  • @DiscoCokkroach
    @DiscoCokkroach 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:34 "If you switch to a Lockpick before landing a hit, any NPC will die in one hit." Okay, I laughed pretty hard at this part XD

  • @loveking2915
    @loveking2915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i feel like if i even dare tried this i would not accomplish it in that exact time frame

  • @gokturk15
    @gokturk15 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I recently installed this game and playing for the first time. I'm having a lot of fun. But clearly, some people think they didn't get enough.

  • @pooface5
    @pooface5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is hilarious/awesome.
    this is the experience Bethesda intended! lol

  • @fantification1
    @fantification1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I wanna go fast" - Ricky Bobby

  • @Rys1ify
    @Rys1ify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    xD omg well done:) i've finished the game after it was realesed many years ago, but it took me something like 4months:) ohh i read almost all of the books in the game :P

  • @RickTheSmugLord
    @RickTheSmugLord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn son, took him around π to finish the game!

  • @jennykruger8881
    @jennykruger8881 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    After watching this my skyrim loading finished

  • @An_Ian
    @An_Ian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok Im gonna get off the boat run through a wall teleport to an alchemist shop jump to a volcano with magic then run so fast physics cant keep up whilst I smash this magic heart of death

  • @ceedott
    @ceedott 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you gotta save the world at 2:30 but you have a date at 2:40

  • @DaVince21
    @DaVince21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why 3:14 and not 3:35 like the timer says?

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      load times removed

    • @DaVince21
      @DaVince21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ahh, okay! Impressive stuff. :)

    • @punypoppy9147
      @punypoppy9147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First thought why remove load times, but ofc the hardware that's being used is a factor in load times. :) Makes sense.

  • @Mannnnnnnn
    @Mannnnnnnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had no idea what the fuck was going on 97% of the time

  • @1920akaST
    @1920akaST 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Блин) То что я сделал за несколько месяцев он сделал за 5 минут))

  • @уменяполныештоныщастя
    @уменяполныештоныщастя 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Чувак, поздровляю!

  • @sora15151SomethingAppropriate
    @sora15151SomethingAppropriate 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The final boss must be SO fucking confused as to what just happened.

  • @ds4433
    @ds4433 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How do you survive wielding Sunder and Keening without Wraithguard?

    • @Zeraphor
      @Zeraphor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ds4433 THIS I wondered as well. Also: Dagoth Ur was never actually killed, why does this count as beating the game?

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SireVivitan correct

    • @andrewearl8926
      @andrewearl8926 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Getting the end credits to display sounds like finishing the game to me.

  • @358thorn
    @358thorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fucking beautiful, forever.

  • @hansapils4889
    @hansapils4889 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    amasing :)
    how do you do that at the start with the ring ?
    I just saw, that u have a zero chance to cast this spell and thenn for 1 second you do .
    i only know this from turning tgm on ? can ypu please tell me what ur trick was ?^^

  • @alphaamigo9688
    @alphaamigo9688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The soundtrack is ❤️

  • @conrute
    @conrute 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One more game before bed
    *but mom*
    Ok fine... 5 minutes.

  • @cooperthomason2923
    @cooperthomason2923 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    C0DA makes this canon.

  • @HiddenVallley
    @HiddenVallley 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this is an old video but i really want to speedrun this game. I have a torrented copy and im having trouble downgrading it to 1.0. Where do i replace the files and with what?

  • @Sonny32
    @Sonny32 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome run. I've just learnt the whole thing so i'm working on time now but i have a couple of questions. 1. When i buy/take something a menu pops up asking me how many i want, i noticed you didn't have that. Is there a way to get rid of the menu? 2. How did you have enough fatigue to make the jump? I always have to end up waiting or stop running to regen enough to make it. And 3. I haven't actually completed the run yet as I either randomly die towards the end of the run, OR the recall potion does not actually teleport me, i just stay there. Yes, i'm running the 1.0 version.

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1: ctrl+click 2: never jump 3.1: random death means you had keening/sunder out too long 3.2: always restart the game after making it past the super jump and that won't happen anymore, it's a bug

    • @Sonny32
      @Sonny32 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      FatalisSRL Sorry but what do you mean by "had keening/sunder out too long" as i never have them actually drawn. Also if you have to restart the game every time to stop the recall glitch how do you complete it without restarting? Thanks for the quick reply though :D

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrClassy I just restart every time I fail a run past the super jump or when I complete a run. The same bug also causes scripts to break and give an annoying popup. Regarding random death, I still say it has to do with sunder/keening. Bind the next/prev weapon keys to your scroll wheel.

    • @Sonny32
      @Sonny32 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      FatalisSRL oh ok, think i got the recall glitch down pat, thanks. still not sure about the random death though as i died while going up the steps to go outside just after getting keening. i'm gonna have another few tries soon though and see how it goes.

    • @Sonny32
      @Sonny32 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, i just finished it. The quitting thing definately seems to solve the problem and i just scrolled through sunder/keening more and i didnt die. Just one last thing though, are the Almsivi and Ondusi scrolls in the same place for you everytime? For me they arent and i have to search for them. Thats my last problem i have and then i just need to speed things up :D

  • @HeelDashing
    @HeelDashing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Out of curiosity, how much slower would this be if done on the xbox version

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      probably 3x slower

  • @markgaskell5370
    @markgaskell5370 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clearly no milk-drinker

  • @MadCarTK
    @MadCarTK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The title "3:14"
    The timer in the video "3:35"
    me: "So that was a fucking lie."

    • @fatalis___yt
      @fatalis___yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're an idiot. it's time without loading times, the standard timing method on pc. read the description

  • @noob19087
    @noob19087 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, I thought I was good for beating it in 24 hours. (It was my first time playing the game, by the way.)

  • @JohnnyCasey
    @JohnnyCasey 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love those diangle boost in all these games

  • @theonly1978
    @theonly1978 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did you record the keys pressed during play?

  • @jakepiekarski1715
    @jakepiekarski1715 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    took longer than 3:14, but still awesome and the fastest run i've ever seen.

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jake Piekarski load times removed read description etc

    • @UlyssesKrunk
      @UlyssesKrunk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake Piekarski Not the length of the video, dumbass.

  • @xjankaix
    @xjankaix 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    FatalisSRL what program are you using to show the segments of the times. Also how does the program know the segments times and how do i get this software?

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  9 ปีที่แล้ว

      xjankaix livesplit.org

  • @mattkeener7954
    @mattkeener7954 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    thought you had to read everything in that game..

  • @jaycebishop1237
    @jaycebishop1237 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have no words

  • @hakaitokicroak3206
    @hakaitokicroak3206 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    By the time I pick the race I want to be he's already beat the game...

  • @jamesmackes4531
    @jamesmackes4531 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4823

    Guard 1: Hey, Guard 2?
    Guard 2: Yeah?
    Guard 1: Remember that guy we let off of the boat three minutes ago?
    Guard 2: Yeah, why?
    Guard 1: He just killed a god.

    • @thelonewanderer9164
      @thelonewanderer9164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :D

    • @silentlamb21
      @silentlamb21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      +James Mackes Guard 2: "They grow up so fast!" *snif*

    • @terraytia
      @terraytia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +James Mackes Caius Cosades: "...."

    • @user-mj8yx5tx3q
      @user-mj8yx5tx3q 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Guard 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait witch God???
      Guard 1: Your favourite.
      Guard 2: KILL HIM!!!!!!!

    • @Jeff-hg1rc
      @Jeff-hg1rc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +jo sanderson xD lmfao good fuckin' meme xDDDDDDD so fuckin' funny hahahaha XddDDdXddd

  • @Geologese
    @Geologese 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3051

    Friend: "Hey man going to take a shower"
    You: "K going to play some morrowind"
    Friend: *Gets out of shower* "So are you done making your chara...
    You: "I'm done the game"

    • @nnn_2000
      @nnn_2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Cameron Gibb lol I wonder how I would react if a friend complete a game that takes many hours of gameplay in 3 minutes

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      +Cameron Gibb More like going to take a piss.

    • @frost7478
      @frost7478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      +Kevin Meisenbacher you take a 3 minute piss?

    • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
      @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You take longer in the bathroom thank you think buddy.

    • @misanthrop3546
      @misanthrop3546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Why is your friend taking a shower at your place?

  • @DagothUrWelcomesYou
    @DagothUrWelcomesYou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2344

    "What a fool you ar- WAIT what the hell are you doing!?NOSTOP-AUUUGHHH"
    Best final boss ever.

    • @user-gv3cc5gv2b
      @user-gv3cc5gv2b 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DagothUrWelcomesYou lol, that was awesome.

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      [DIES]
      ...
      Dagoth Ur welcomes you

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      no such thing as bx about it

    • @Kirokill1
      @Kirokill1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DagothUrWelcomesYou Like Aku

    • @bc3f4a
      @bc3f4a 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xDDD

  • @bren97122
    @bren97122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    >Be Dagoth Ur
    >Built giant robot, grand master plan in place.
    >Just need to wait for the Nerevarine now.
    >A minute later, the Nerevarine phases through the wall, levitating while shoving entire potions into his mouth and juggling two weapons.
    >Ignores me, punches the Heart a few times, flies back out of my chamber.
    >Phases through a wall and disappears while I'm tripping over my words and shouting at him.
    >Morrowind is a strange place.

    • @rhyzkarbonate1026
      @rhyzkarbonate1026 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +bren97122 This'd make a great greentext story

    • @Cube930
      @Cube930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Logged in just to upvote this. Comedy gold.

    • @jkbscopes1236
      @jkbscopes1236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i could imagin the final boss beigng like this in real life if he saw that

    • @MegaZsolti
      @MegaZsolti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idek much about morrowind, but this made my day.

    • @edrice2621
      @edrice2621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

  • @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim8646
    @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim8646 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    "What a fool you are... HEY STOP D:"

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      lol

    • @Zachebi
      @Zachebi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I died when dagoth was still monologuing after already losing

  • @FangsofYima
    @FangsofYima 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    "Didnt we just let that guy off the boat a few minutes ago?" -port guards

    • @MrSwiftdemolition
      @MrSwiftdemolition 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Perfect comment.

    • @chanbla11mit
      @chanbla11mit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MrSwiftdemolition tfw a comment praising a comment gets more likes than the comment it's praising

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chanwu Oh
      No

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only four replies?

    • @o80y1
      @o80y1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      weeb

  • @Mikhail2331
    @Mikhail2331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    "Nerevarine! You need to save the world!"
    "Yeah sure whatever, give me 5 minutes."

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Dagoth UR be like "who are you? how did you get here? wait what are you doing? wtf is happening , damn it azura dont interrupt me, what im dead already wtf"

    • @nathanniesche6380
      @nathanniesche6380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That reminds me of the mission on Vice City where you have to go shoot up a mall, and Tommy says 'I'll be back in 5 minutes'.

    • @Teutius
      @Teutius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mikhail2331 when you blow through the main quest real quick

    • @OompaL0ompa
      @OompaL0ompa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give me 5min.will be back in 4min.

    • @Genericname
      @Genericname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Actually, I’ll do it in 4!”

  • @LosEagle
    @LosEagle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    at least you returned the ring

    • @pavelkoshevoy316
      @pavelkoshevoy316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      rofl

    • @catbug1708
      @catbug1708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LosEagle lmao

    • @saafi9723
      @saafi9723 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LosEagle S

    • @catbug1708
      @catbug1708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joseph Joestar Jotaro >

    • @Skyfox94
      @Skyfox94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That actually has a purpose for those that don't know - you'll get a discount at arriles - which he needs to buy all the shit.

  • @Devic13
    @Devic13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    First thing you do is pick the black guy then steal something smh

    • @eatit6526
      @eatit6526 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      we wuz kangz and shiet!

    • @R-Sick
      @R-Sick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lmaoooo

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      _What're you tryin tuh sey bruh?_

    • @SuckYourBone
      @SuckYourBone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      NOTE that they also run faster than any other race

    • @hellothere9407
      @hellothere9407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Eat It We killed a deity and shiet

  • @vincentchaikchan4340
    @vincentchaikchan4340 10 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    LOL that captain is probably still waiting for the prisoner to show up with the document.

    • @roydm143
      @roydm143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      4 minutes later...
      "Oh here you are, what took you so long?"

    • @dustin872
      @dustin872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah sorry, I was busy killing a God.

    • @giantrobot5804
      @giantrobot5804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *reporting to Caius after killing god*
      Caius: "You're new and you look it, here's 200 drakes, go buy yourself some clothes, or armor.."
      Nerevarine: *rolls eyes* thanks.

  • @timewasteland
    @timewasteland 9 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    so basically all that about becoming hortator and to lead the ashlander clans and seeking the ring and talking to vivec and all the other vital parts of the main quest, are actually not needed to complete the main quest.
    this is why i love morrowind.

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *****
      It's Wraithguard (a gauntlet). Wielding either Keening or Sunder without Wraithguard will eventually kill you without seriously breaking the game (they deal as much as 125 damage per second to you while you hold them).

    • @eNSWE
      @eNSWE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ***** don't really know if I'd call this "holding the sword normally" though

    • @Shadowdemon2311
      @Shadowdemon2311 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What do mortal gods care about the customs and traditions and prophesies of mere mortals?

    • @nopushbutton
      @nopushbutton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +eNSWE it's more like the "hot potato" method of sword wielding

    • @user-mj8yx5tx3q
      @user-mj8yx5tx3q 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I LOVE THIS GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Klemes67
    @Klemes67 9 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    0:50"Going fast is good." --> I loled.
    3:28"Going fast means you can go through walls." --> I tried IRL... Guess I wasn't fast enough. I'm sure I'll get it next time when I'm out of the hospital though, I'll keep you posted about my progess.

    • @AlexRoseGames
      @AlexRoseGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Klemes67 It's true in real life too. Quantum tunneling. Something fast enough going at a potential well it shouldn't be able to escape can get out.

    • @Klemes67
      @Klemes67 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Alex Rose I know right ? That's what I keep telling people. But I'm interested in your opinion : how fast do you think I should run to get though a quantum tunnel or something ? I could even ride a bike to go extra fast !

    • @janisir4529
      @janisir4529 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Klemes67 You need to go fast enough to make the distance of the wall under 1 Planck time. So about 10^45m/s should do it.

    • @Tobitake
      @Tobitake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Jani SIr hold my beer

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sanic

  • @xplicit188
    @xplicit188 8 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    i wonder what the creators of this game think when they see this lol

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "We spent so much time on Morrowind, hoping players can spend hours on this masterpiece, and this guy beat it in less than 4 minutes."

    • @gilensoto3022
      @gilensoto3022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      this is an old version of morrowind, they repair all those glitches in later patches and versions

    • @FatalisSRL
      @FatalisSRL  8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      ha

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gilen Soto They've basically stopped fixing the game after a year or 2 from that. But though there is still some game breaking mechanics that hasn't been resolved.

    • @Poopgamer666
      @Poopgamer666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "ahah ppl still play this"

  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032 8 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    And the legend says...
    Sellus Gravius (whom you complete the Character Creation procedure with) still waits for the Nerevarine for his release papers.

    • @handled_3045
      @handled_3045 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TheForgery

    • @stupidrainbo
      @stupidrainbo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh, they're probably stealing stuff in the other room again...

    • @boiwifeyasmr4U
      @boiwifeyasmr4U 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whom? Trying to sound smart I presume? Whom is used next to prepositions.

    • @sharki9876
      @sharki9876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its mostly correct still I think, would be better if he said "with whom"

    • @vassalofthenight9945
      @vassalofthenight9945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, it's been just 3 minutes, he wasn't waiting for too long.

  • @johndee7303
    @johndee7303 9 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    And here I am, having put 300+ hours in this game and I never even started the first mainquest.

    • @Nimandrous
      @Nimandrous 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Dee Probably having a better time for hours spent.

    • @danemania001
      @danemania001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that's just silly

    • @Zachebi
      @Zachebi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I played this when i was 6 and couldnt be bothered reading, i’d repeatedly ruin save files and start over never once doing a quest and still put hundreds of hours in

  • @elijahnakumura4375
    @elijahnakumura4375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "You're journey will be long and treacherous...oh....OH..thanks then"

  • @tekwerk
    @tekwerk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    The best part about this? This is entirely lore friendly. Keening, the weapon being used to perform the glitch, is one of Kagrenac's tools, used by the Tribunal to literally make themselves living gods. Using it to phase through walls and fly around sounds pretty tame in comparison, huh?

    • @hacnsm
      @hacnsm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't the heart required for achieving godhood?
      Not lore friendly, but still funny.

    • @tekwerk
      @tekwerk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No thanks Lorkan was a Padhomaic entity and a symbol of change, it can be argued that what was extracted using the tools was not necessarily raw power but was in fact closer to something like chaos or uncertainty. The player character can also be thought of as a Padhomaic entity, because the story literally revolves around them and the change that they bring through their actions, so it can be argued that using those tools to perform this glitch is in a way actually draining raw chaos from the player character. This is evidenced by the fact that this glitch drains your HP.

    • @hacnsm
      @hacnsm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** If that were true, why do you still get the speed bonus when you wear wraithguard?

    • @tekwerk
      @tekwerk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shit, coaxed into a snafu.
      Iunno a wizard did it.

    • @karolusp.9741
      @karolusp.9741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BRAVO KIRKBRIDE

  • @jamesmedina3297
    @jamesmedina3297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    don't do anything stupid while your here!
    *flies around at light speed and kills a god*

    • @jimmyjager
      @jimmyjager 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahhaha AWESOME comment!

  • @Redheadeddude41
    @Redheadeddude41 9 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Based off of this video, the plot is pretty weak.

    • @commanderlucifer
      @commanderlucifer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I know this is a week old, but I'd just like to say:
      I and many others find that the plot to Morrowind is the strongest of all of the Elder Scrolls games. All quests in the game and the atmosphere build together to make a much more thought provoking and emotional experience than games such as Skryim could ever do.
      You start off as the weakest of the weak, but as you grow stronger, the people and groups around you react accordingly, and you really do feel a sense of accomplishment.

    • @Redheadeddude41
      @Redheadeddude41 9 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      My comment was loaded with a good dose of sarcasm fyi

    • @NWolbaum93
      @NWolbaum93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Darth Aussie He says based off the video.. not morrowind itself. its a joke btw

    • @flyingspaghetti
      @flyingspaghetti 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Redheadeddude41
      Based on actual gameplay time, Skyrim's plot is even weaker. Choose sides, kill dragon. But that's ES games in a nutshell.

    • @hepzibah4573
      @hepzibah4573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Darth Aussie Wow that sarcasm missed you by a fucking vvardenfell didn't it?

  • @rauqui5318
    @rauqui5318 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    -If you switch to a lockpick before landing a hit, any npc will die in one hit *WHAT*

    • @provo26
      @provo26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Old comment, but this glitch was patched a long time ago

  • @fadde98
    @fadde98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    >Be me.
    >Decide to spend a Sunday evening to watch a Speedrun, due to boredom.
    >Can't decide which one.
    >Eventually decide to watch a Speedrun of an older game, for the sake of nostalgia.
    >Remember Morrowind.
    >Find the current world record of a Morrowind Speedrun.
    >"Three hours and fourteen minutes? Perfect, I'll warm up some leftovers."
    >Leave room, realize I forgot to pause the video.
    >"Whatever, I doubt much can happen In a couple of minutes". I think to myself.
    >I have never been so wrong.
    >Go back to computer with leftovers.
    >I notice what's happening on the monitor.
    >This fucking guy is flying through the air, phasing through walls and juggling weapons as if he's made of greased lightning.
    >Stare in a combination of utter amazement and shock at the screen.
    >Realize I misread the title, it was 3,14 minutes, not hours.
    >Ending speech starts playing.
    >Decide to just call it a day and go to bed.
    >mfw this guy beat a game that took me months to finish.
    >mfw a black guy jumped halfway across the continent.
    >mfw he also stole the first thing he saw.

    • @remonjules
      @remonjules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      cringe

    • @fadde98
      @fadde98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      remonjules Ouch.

    • @abyssknight6131
      @abyssknight6131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      remonjules well that was needless

    • @Madmagic
      @Madmagic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Marcus Magnusson best comment

    • @accipiterluscus7881
      @accipiterluscus7881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      why would anyone not steal that platter?

  • @Suburbanmonsterez
    @Suburbanmonsterez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    LMAO dagoth Ur would be sitting in his room with his war machine as this ragged flying random comes in at incredible speed with a knife and shanks the heart and leaves as quickly as he came in ahaha

  • @sunofmoon3435
    @sunofmoon3435 8 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Sums it up:
    Dagoth Ur: Ah, Finally my plan has been plotted out, now i must wait a few months before Nerevar arives in my citadel!
    3 minutes later, Nerevar fucking flies through the wall.
    Ur: Ah Nerevar how happy to see you ag- WHAT THE SHIT?!!! No stop! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
    Ak, the Dwemer Robot blows up...
    Ur: Well shit... This happened
    Nerevar just flies out the wall like nothing ever happened, meets Azura in a vision and calls it a day... :>
    Ur: Sup Sheo, sup Bal... what happened to you guys?

    • @da_cat
      @da_cat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Sun of Moon lol

    • @samael5323
      @samael5323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sun of Moon LMAO
      I DIED AT YOU COMMENT

    • @Sina-dv1eg
      @Sina-dv1eg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sun of Moon I

  • @hundragant
    @hundragant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    plot twist.
    he never left the boat.
    him and jiub overdose on skooma.

  • @aaphades4179
    @aaphades4179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Almost 3yrs later I'm still creating my charecter.

  • @doritounicorn7458
    @doritounicorn7458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "What a fool you are... oh god... no stop.. ahhhhhhhh" lol

  • @projectpems8304
    @projectpems8304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I think the scariest part is that Vivec could probably explain all of this...

    • @captlionpants
      @captlionpants 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      in a really backwards, weird poetic way that involved a bunch of daedric dick jokes and creepy stories about his mom being a half-mermaid robot

  • @Gamberbro237
    @Gamberbro237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    There, I've saved your bloody world! Now leave me alone!

  • @ruvenmb
    @ruvenmb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    What the hell did I just watched.

    • @PoppingCobble
      @PoppingCobble 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Morrowind Speedrun in 3:14 (WR)

    • @mindw0rking
      @mindw0rking 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Destiny fullfilled in 3 minutes

    • @IronFudge123
      @IronFudge123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A person going fast.

    • @redtails
      @redtails 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IronFudge123 gotta go fast

    • @TheRansyn
      @TheRansyn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** gofastgogogogogogogofastfastfastgottagottagofast

  • @cletusawreetus-awrightus2799
    @cletusawreetus-awrightus2799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You spent half your time creating your character. So, not much different from the average play through.

  • @steelerain5878
    @steelerain5878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Doctor: you have an hour to live
    Me: i know, I'll watch a Morrowind play-through! It always was one of my favorite games
    Me 5 minutes later: well now what

  • @libertyprime2985
    @libertyprime2985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    what a fool you are, im a godWHAT ARE YOU DOING STAHPhow can you kill a god? what a grand and intoxicating innocence. how could you be so naive?Dagoth Ur welcomes you, Nerevar, my old friendthere is no escape. no recall or intervention can work in this place. come. lay down your weapons. it is not too late for my mercy

  • @KingDuken
    @KingDuken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Little did they know, the Oblivion Crisis took place shortly after lol.

    • @tewigaming2537
      @tewigaming2537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      KingDuken Only for it to be resolved in 5 minuits

    • @georgestoebig3811
      @georgestoebig3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      10 actually, waiting for Nauru’s to get out of the way and all.

    • @georgestoebig3811
      @georgestoebig3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baurus*

  • @colingg21
    @colingg21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This run was easy as pi.

    • @hadzicrae5364
      @hadzicrae5364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment. I think most people wouldn't get it 😂

    • @joet8218
      @joet8218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that was the best pun of all time.
      truly gg

    • @pizzatime4700
      @pizzatime4700 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But that means it goes on forever so impossible is what your saying

    • @anthonyferguson9282
      @anthonyferguson9282 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Defining it goes on forever.
      It is finite.
      It is literally over before 3.15 seconds.

  • @YarbroK
    @YarbroK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Chooses a redguard, steals a bunch of skooma, runs real fast, and back stab an unexpected person.
    This GTA right?

  • @pppaaaooo13
    @pppaaaooo13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Nerevarine was so in hurry that he took a shit will he was flying.

  • @blazt87
    @blazt87 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I just saw the headline and assumed he ment 3 hours and 15 minutes, and thought, hey thats pretty fast. Then i saw him skipping the guard to save 1 second, and i was like. boy try hard much. then i realized he ment 3min14sec.P damn

  • @janisir4529
    @janisir4529 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oh shit, I blinked, now I have to watch this video again.