@@guilhermesouza3095 I literally just quoted the movie, because this video is about the movies exclusive from the books, nobody asked what the books say
"it was wet" from the books: "Mars is bright tonight" "Ron ejaculated" "Mr Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry;s wand than anyone elses." "I dunno," said Harry. "Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride." "Did he use- his thing?"
1:22 something's about the first movie is so lively. The music, the new atmosphere, the forming of the golden trio's friendship, the warm, friendly colors, the introduction of Harry Potter and the first of many movies and etc. The food, the people. It's all so amazing. The first movie is easily probably my favorite, it's feels so nice watching it, and sort of nostalgic, too. I also like the second one too, it's hard to say which one I like the most.
Barty: I'll show you mine if you show me yours Ron: That's my girlfriend you numpties!!! Voldemort: I can touch you now Ron: ....but i'm your brother Ron: Your saying Dean's dating my sister because of her skin? Harry: Well..... you've been snogging her for 3 months
Hermine:how could I be so stuuuuuupied I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading Ron: this is LIGHT Hermine: (looks at Ron as in to say go jump of a cliff
OMFG THERE'S ME AT 2:54 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also, there's 3 scene where Seamus got burned tho. this one, the one trying to change rum, and at the 6th movie, when potions XDXD
0:56 - 1:01 I- Why did I not notice?! He didn't even say "Your mind" No one: Absolutely no one: Literally no one: Positively no one: So that's why Snape was limping 1st year, damn, who knew Harry was a switch. Who knew Snape could be a bottom. Is that why they met up in the middle of the night, nearly every week in Harry's 6th year?
1:20 I always thought Dudley said 'Wake up Pottah' not 'Wake up cousin'. Is this one of those hearing illusion things!? Because now I can switch between both words 😂
"My dad didn't strut." (of course, Harry, he was a deer or whatever shit, he pranced) 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I WANNA DIE SO BAD THAT IS SO HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
*When you know Harry Potter so well, it doesn’t even sound out of context anymore*
lmao yes
deadass LMAOOOOo
IKR-
U caught meeee
Hahahah so true !!!
"I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist"
I started laughing for the wrong reasons💀
Ik same😭
😭
Oh gosh no- 😭
Wrong type of dark arts snaps-
sameee
Ron:“ your parents are dead, you have no family”
Harry: *joins his family… through his sister*
Harry: YOU JUST GOT VECTORED
ron never said that in books!
@@diyakm7633 and what?
Diya K M 1:47
@@guilhermesouza3095 I literally just quoted the movie, because this video is about the movies exclusive from the books, nobody asked what the books say
"Give me the stone!" "Yes, Harry. That's it."
Pls- that’s sounds like they were doing IT.
Which part? I didn’t see it
@@alviramikaelson7597 Look up AllMovieVideos and you'll find it in no time. I don't think it's in this video.
@@joshuaadamstithakayoutubel2490 ohh ok I remember now and which scene it is
Lol
Perfect editing sequence.
Ron: You're dating my sister because she's got nice skin?
Harry: You've been snogging her for three months
i-
i never thought of it like that
I remember I went to the channel when that happened at the exact moment, i died laughing
sweet home alabama 😟
Ik I noticed that too, for anyone who hasn't watched Harry Potter they might confuse that as being part of the same scene! 😂🤣
Lol 🤣 I laughed sooo hard at that
Harry: "oi you're never gonna let him forget this are you?"
Fred and George: *"never"*
if you're saying you didn't read that in their voice you're lying
*My unhealthy obsession with this franchise doesn’t process ‘out of context’... it’s too hard to unsee everything*
Same
Yup
Same
Samers
Imagine you're watching it the same approach as IASIP. Worked for me.
"Spiders... The spiders they want me to tap dance, I don't want to tap dance.."
"Well tell those spiders, Ron"
"it was wet"
from the books:
"Mars is bright tonight"
"Ron ejaculated"
"Mr Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry;s wand than anyone elses."
"I dunno," said Harry. "Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride."
"Did he use- his thing?"
Wait which book was the last quote from 😂
The second to last tho😂😂😂
@@bookandanimelover4life582 5th book when Harry and dudly come back home from after the dementor attack
@@b3yourself91 thank you!
Can I get context for "Ron ejaculated" ?
1:22 something's about the first movie is so lively. The music, the new atmosphere, the forming of the golden trio's friendship, the warm, friendly colors, the introduction of Harry Potter and the first of many movies and etc. The food, the people. It's all so amazing. The first movie is easily probably my favorite, it's feels so nice watching it, and sort of nostalgic, too. I also like the second one too, it's hard to say which one I like the most.
ZOO
@@TheBakingYeast 🤣
Barty: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Ron: That's my girlfriend you numpties!!!
Voldemort: I can touch you now
Ron: ....but i'm your brother
Ron: Your saying Dean's dating my sister because of her skin?
Harry: Well..... you've been snogging her for 3 months
This is why it would be hilarious to send this to one of my friends who's never watched or read Harry Potter! 😂🤣
@@Cr4zy3lf agreed if I had friends I 100% would do that 😂😂😂
“What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?” remains probably the funniest line in the entire series, with or without context
Correction: “Shoelace”
“That’s my girlfriend you numpties”
My heart...AHH
The fact that this is funnier if you have not watched the movies yet is pure gold
“Hey, you were right” *Gets slapped in the face*
"I ignored one from my gran once, it was horrible" What went wrong here in children's book boys?
He ignored it and it exploded in his face and started shouting so loudly even the minister of magic could hear it. Lmao
that 'nice one james' was uncalled for :(
0:18
Ron: Vomits
Ron one second later: Roars like an absolute chad
You know the prefects bathroom on the 5th floor? not a bad place for a bath...
NO HEDRIC NO
I love that fact that you called him Hedric. I’m not trying to make fun of your spelling, just saying…HeDrIcCcCcCcCcCcC!
@@ollie.1564 It’s the Harry x Cedric ship name not a typo 😭
Hedric LOL I see the Hedwig and Cedric mix there lol
I love when the fanbase gets to contribute, some of the funniest videos 😂
0:47 "Sunshine daisies butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
- Iconic Ron Weasley
wrong time
0:53 THATS MINEEEE YEEEEE
Yesss I was included! “Nice one James!”
Therapist: It's okay, they're in a better place now
Card: Declines
Therapist: 1:46
Lol
OMG HAD ME CRYING
Ahh, I hate it when my therapist tells me that we're identical.
Maybe you ment 1:40 unless of course you were traumatized with having a lost twin or smth
1:02 I have never heard this out of context before, I am now forever scarred
Thanks a lot 🥴😑
1:00 is probably my favorite scene ever, i cant even explain it i just love it so much
i agree
1:10 'dRy uP DurSLeY yOu gReAt pRUnE' *POW-*
0:57 (law and order SVU intensifies)
I came as soon as I got the notification oml
Draco: *bites his lip while he looks Harry up and down, smirks, and proceeds to walk closer to him*
CAN I JUST SAY
YOU HAVE SUPERB EDITING SKILLS
ITS SO PERFECT
Bellatrix: u stupid elf! You could’ve killed me!
Dobby: I wasn’t to kill you. Just maim. Or seriously injure.
2:26 draco’s face 💀💀💀
THE PENETRATE ONE
Here's one from Half-Blood Prince: "It's perfect! I daresay a single drop could kill us all!"
Hermine:how could I be so stuuuuuupied I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading
Ron: this is LIGHT
Hermine: (looks at Ron as in to say go jump of a cliff
the first one caught me off guard💀
"I can touch you now."
*"But I'm your brother."*
2:16 oh my god that was so well timed
OMFG THERE'S ME AT 2:54 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also, there's 3 scene where Seamus got burned tho. this one, the one trying to change rum, and at the 6th movie, when potions XDXD
PLS- HOW DO I NOT REMEMBER "wake up cousin we'r going to the zoo" BAHBAHBAH IM OBSESSED WITH IT NOW
0:24 when Voldemort's restraining order expired.
"I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled."
"Don't lOOk aT mE!"
Flure/Harry
Gryffindor...wins...the house cup !
"ENTIRE GRIFFINDORS SCREAMING"
“IS THAT A STUDENT?”
Malfoy: "Aaaaaaaooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Sent this to a non-potterhead friend. I highly recommend it, because now she’s begging me to tell her where to get the books
Harry “never let him forget this”
Twins “nEvEr”
I HAPPEN TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND
WELL *I* HAPPEN TO BE HIS
friend.
✨FrIeNd✨💅
Best channel right here ladies and gentlemen
“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CUP-“ “dumpledoor says calmly”
Ahh a classic
The awkward hug between Draco and Voldemort
Housekeepiiiiingg ...
*EXTREME ROAR*
. . .
deer's out of context videos are awesome honestly
I cried at "i will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist" 😃😃
" I AM NOT AN OWL"
The housekeeping and mcgonagall & Ron dancing one really got me laughing
0:51 harry:SHUT😊UP😊SHUT😊UPPPP
"I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS" OMG I WISH I WASN'T DIRTY MINDED RN
*Insert george miming do you wana go to da ball with ma?*
Moody: “it tasted like goblin piss”
Fred/ George: “had a lot of experience in that area have you Mad-Eye?”
*Moody: Fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss*
@@leannepotter8903 yeah. That’s the whole quote, I just sectioned it and spelled it wrong😅
I was included yay!!
I love these types of videos ✨
Why are you on a muggle app Lestrange?
Professor McGonaggall: We NeVeR UsE tRaNsFiGuRaTiOn aS A pUnIsHmEnT
Moody: *sticks tongue out awkwardly*
1:21 yall i thought he was saying "WAKE UP POTTER" i didn't know he was saying cousin... i'm so stupid😂
I thought so too! I always heard that Idk why, Lol. 😂
this is the american version, so maybe in the british version it changed? i know that they had to refilm everytime they said philosopher’s stone
1:44
Ey that's mine!
Ron: *This... is light?*
Her: *deaths stare*
1:01 I sent this to my friend who has never seen Harry Potter and that asked, “are they gunna, you know-😏🥵💋“
Now I can’t see this scene the same.
Same! 😭
Dumbledore: Let's say, something beyond either of our help.
0:56 lmao that one is too much
"He's been poisoned, you daft dimbo!"
"Turn to page 394"
"Im gonna be in my room making no noise and pretending that i dont exist"🤠
0:56 - 1:01 I- Why did I not notice?! He didn't even say "Your mind"
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Literally no one:
Positively no one: So that's why Snape was limping 1st year, damn, who knew Harry was a switch. Who knew Snape could be a bottom. Is that why they met up in the middle of the night, nearly every week in Harry's 6th year?
i have a headcanon that McGonagall made ron dance with her because of the chess thing in the philosophers stone
that guy with the *All Might* profile picture be like: *_I AM HERE!_*
As a twin, I think the
"Wow. We're identical."
is a brilliant line.
My favorite out of context line has to be
"My body's gone!"
“I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist”
Stop I cry every time I see “Nice one James!”
Mcgonagall: I-i-is that an student!!??
i love how happy McGonaggall looks when dancing with ron
Ill be in my room making no noise and pretending i don't exist 🙄- harry POTTAH
0:46 from what I've learned about James Potter, he ABSOLUTELY did strut!
I respect the grind of Harry Potter it took to make this video
1:20 I always thought Dudley said 'Wake up Pottah' not 'Wake up cousin'. Is this one of those hearing illusion things!? Because now I can switch between both words 😂
epic. was in the video too so im happy af
And Who are you?-arthur
"YOU FILTHY HALFBLOOD" and "play with your chemistry set" should be in this too:DD
"Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting "
The first one with Barty I always knew was even more sus without context lmao. Its my favorite 🤭
harry potter has comedians jobless
Slughorn: The flower petal had come from a lily
"Honesty lady u call yourself out mother"
"Who are you most afraid of now"
"SNAPE"
not the 'i'll show you mine if you show me yours'😭😭😭😭😭
"It's Ron's first time (to Hogwarts) as well"
0:56 HARRY LOOKS TRAUMATISED
1:02 WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY 💀💀
"My dad didn't strut." (of course, Harry, he was a deer or whatever shit, he pranced)
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I WANNA DIE SO BAD THAT IS SO HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂