- “I want to be a soccer player, just like Cristiano Ronaldo.”
- Wears a Barcelona jersey to the tryouts
@@jtr5540, it has nothing to do with Messi. It's just the fact it would make more sense that he wore a Man U or a Real Madrid jersey, given that Ronaldo played on those teams.
@@Cpt_Katsuragi He said "like" though to be fair, you can want to be like someone without following everything they do...being devils advocate but honestly it is kinda dumb
@@jtr5540 Maybe cause CR7 was like a Real Madrid legend which is THE rival club of Barca ?
This is the only reaction content I actually enjoy because it makes Dhar Mann videos bearable.
A couple of them just started to trigger my anxiety, like the girl trying to find a job but can't because she has no experience 😔
@@laurendaley2503 honestly, mood
how in the seven fucks are you supposed to get experience IF NOBODY HIRES YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE?
The second abducting dad moment got me laughing really hard. I NEED more Dhar Mann reaction videos
the fact they went 18 minutes without noticing his hand is both pretty nice and a horribly missed comedic opportunity
I love how he spent a couple weeks in surgery to attach the leg even though they attach it on a silicon sock they don't like weld it into your thigh
i was hoping they would make another dhar mann video i absolutely loved the last one
the first dhar mann vid you guys did was seriously the most ive ever laughed at a video. the internet need more of this my friending
The guideline strike jokes hit too close to home in this one. 😆
This video is like a phoenix, gets taken down and rises up again
Okay as someone who works at Nike at the HQ, the fact that the business card says Phil Knight, one of the founders of Nike who is a 80 something white dude is absolutely sending me, especially with the fact that I know how fast people at that company work and they would not have something put together for something like this in a matter of weeks.
Y’all should do this again sometime your commentary is gold
Nike shows up "we're here to talk to you about you're legs extended warranty"
Dooo was in the zone in this video 😂 I’ve never heard Ethan laugh this hard before.
YEA MORE DHAR MANN REACTIONS LETS GO!!!
Need more of this react videos. Laughing so much
This is what they meant by Dooo having that comedic awakening
"Which one jumps out at you?"
*picks the one without a leg*
I'm so glad they did this again, never laughed so hard in awhile
yo please do more of these😂this has been the only thing to help me recover from my flu
I've been waiting for the part 2 for so long, did not disappoint.
I’ve been waiting for this. Love it!!!
That defcon joke is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. Also true lmao
Y'all need to do more of these
Only Dhar Mann could write a one legged kid who thinks he’s gonna be a soccer super star.
I’ve been waiting for another one for so long
This reminds me of watching Mystery Science Theater 3000! Just the guys talking crap watching a video 😂
'At least he records landscape'
-TheDooo, man of culture
7:28: after doo said "3 mil in 3 days", i love the echoing of that.
Man Ethan and Dooo really shined in this video, fucking hilarious
he single handedly and single leggedly got everything he worked for
It's back baby, can't wait for more
I thought i saw this notification yesterday and vigorously search all the goons channels for it thinking i was insane
This videos taught me to never ever try and help a disabled person even if they're evidently struggling.
I was waiting for a joke about his only one "full" hand, can't believe nobody noticed it 😂😂
I need to stop watching this at night I wake up my entire family
Bruh i didnt know what to expect, but fuck me I'm crying laughing
Rofl love Doo using the Chills voice 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like these are the only people who can do this and NOT be cancelled
More of these please they are fucking hilarious
PLEASE MORE ITS MIDNIGHT AND IM CRYING
i haven't laughed this hard in a while I love their dark humour 🦔❄
Honestly I more Impressed that they didn't joke even once about the boy hand
He goes to the hospital operating room for a prosthetic? Lmao clearly these people have no clue how wrong that statement is off the bat.
"At least he records landscape" lmfao
i like how these guys laugh in harmony
Finally honestly been waiting for another video 😂 hope to see more
I thought the coach was going to say "He has a lot of heart... just too little leg."
I have been WAITING for this to happen again!
i'm tired af, but i can't even get a yawn here without laughing
This is hilarious we need more of this y’all are too funny
Ethan's laugh gives me life, especially at 2:53
No one gonna talk about how at the start they were watching a video titled, “10 awesome things you can do with zip ties”?
this is so good i need more
Do more dhar Mann reactions pls you guys are hilarious
this is the best clickbait I've ever come across bro i ain't even mad
Soup almost got his drunken disabled Olympic player
This has to become a series
YES I’ve been waiting for more!!!
Are we not gonna talk about the first tab they had open? "10 amazing things you can do with zip ties"?
I didnt know I needed this in my life until now!! :D
I'm surprised they didn't notice his messed up hand
tbh, i waked up crying about my life 20 min ago
but this video instantly made my day
thx for that
This is the funniest commentary video I’ve seen in a while
I never thought walking into Dhar Mann video would result in a Jimbo crossover.
Didn't realize till the end that he only had one hand too lol
Kids about to get he world record for the most times kidnapped in one night.
We need MORE OF THESE!
I missed this. Yall need to do this more often
I love that I have ads for treadmills right under this video
As an amputee.. i approve of this video..
laughed my ass off watching this 🤣
there's a special place in hell put to one side for you guys.
never laughed out loud so much in a single vid before.
Never thought I'd experience the goons talk about soccer
I thought there was gonna be a joke about this car having 3 wheels for a moment.
You know what woulda been funny as hell? If that dude from Nike still introduces himself as being from Nike, still actin' like he's gonna change the kid's life....but then he turns to the Dad and he's just like "PSYCH! Actually I'm just here to serve you papers. Apparently you got drunk at a bar one time? and started beating a man with his own prosthetic leg? He says you still haven't paid his damages. Anyway, have a nice day sir. Kid." * just nods and leaves* 😂
Having to pay an arm and a leg has a whole new meaning now. That’s like, $14,000
bruh that ihop joke got me rolling XD
These videos are golden!!! We need moreeee... OR ELSE!!! *insert punch sound here*
More of this would be appreciated.
This entire stream was chaos.
Literally the best channel to watch on the bathroom
So cool and awesome and funny and relatable
more just give us more lol and I'm surprised you didn't notice the kids hand either lol
ngl, this turned out way better than expected
might b the funniest vid ive ever watched
No way no one laughed when dooo said “a leg bank.” Shit was hilarious
Ethan wheezing is a funny noise
Jesus, one year since the last one of these, worth the wait
Saw it twice and laughed my ass off both times!! This was hilarious, hope you guys make more
Instead of a gofundme it should've been a kickstarter.
One of my friends saw me watching this and he was like y tf u watchin dhar man?
I’m watching the dooo he’s making fun of dhar man 😂
in real life the dad would’ve shut that other kid down so quick 😂
Y’all notice how that kids hand was messed up to I’m surprised they didn’t make any jokes about that
Nike Rep materialises just to tell Alex about his leg's extended warranty
Make this a weekly series plz
🤣🤣 yeah more would be great this had me crying I couldn't catch my breath
the defcon 3 joke was golden
Hey Dooo. I'm trying to get back into guitar. I used to play a little, kinda knew some of the basics, then I took a break for a few years and I've forgotten most of what I know. I was wondering if you could give me some tips? Anyway I love your videos and keep up the great work!
"You're, not going to be a soccer player, you're gonna be a damn mechanic." I felt that in my soul.
We all did
@@lilbaa8381 Not me.
Yep, I did too