Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? I'll (blah blah cravat line) because it's fucking wrong. Why? Well, you little bitch, if you could take a look at this (mofo)ing *U P D A T E D A U T O P S Y R E P O R T*
「STAND ABILITIES」Can nullify any objections made in a courtroom, no matter which side presents the objection. Also has the ability to tell the user the right peices of evidence to present in which order in a court of law-real or otherwise
this plays in toddlers heads when they are saying that they did not write their name on the wall in crayon and that it was, in fact, their 15 year old brother who has been at work all day.
when i played ace attorney investigations i was expecting to present an updated autopsy report instead i got the adventures of gumfuck and miles updated autopsy repost
Me in 8th grade going a pretend trial. Opponent: *gives an unstable argument* Me: Um, actually, objection dumba$$ OR Opponent: is stubborn af and won't give up Me: taps my forehead and grins Opponent: Why do I hear Lying Coldly Or Someone: Why did you become a lawyer? Me: cuz of this, look...UM, ACTUALLY *Lying coldly starts* Someone: wha-? Me: *dancin like Edgeworth*
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fool! you fell for it! thunder cross split attack!
![Pursuit ~ Wanting to Find the Truth 2011 [REMASTERED]](/img/n.gif)
Sometimes I wonder what kind of monster I created with that video of mine
This was *6* minutes ago.
*6*
You're god damn right.
Sometimes I wonder how you made it (srsly tho) 😂
WHOA OKAY I WAS *NOT* EXPECTING U WOULD COMMENT ON THIS LOL-
10 hours ago tf
@@moved2216 ahaha lol yeah I guess I'm a lil late since this vid was posted 7 months ago oops
salary cutting noises
I'm dying lmao
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? I'll (blah blah cravat line) because it's fucking wrong. Why? Well, you little bitch, if you could take a look at this (mofo)ing *U P D A T E D A U T O P S Y R E P O R T*
(celebratory jumping)
Gumshoe's salary is probably just a dollar or two
@@markiemoo9265 wrong instead of getting money hes losing money now
*This is one of my most viewed videos and all I did was edit a song in Audacity.*
There’s beauty in simplicity, and this is a fine example.
It shows up when you search Lying Coldly as like the 3rd option lol
That’s how TH-cam algorithm works.
Always remember to never try too hard.
Fame can come from the stupidest places
「STAND MASTER」 Miles Edgeworth
「STAND NAME」「Updated Autopsy Report」
Phoenix had never seen anything quite so horrible in all his life.
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「STAND ABILITIES」Can nullify any objections made in a courtroom, no matter which side presents the objection. Also has the ability to tell the user the right peices of evidence to present in which order in a court of law-real or otherwise
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Imagine not knowing what any of the updated autopsy report memes mean
@funny society man those poor souls...
Using logic, that means that they have died because they have autopsy reports!
I know Ace Attorney just for two weeks
Enough for me to know the community and their weird paraphilia with outdated autopsy reports
@@youraverageenclavesoldier umm actually
@@deadassbird3763 objection, dumbass
"She could not have written maya's name on the paper! The *autopsy report* says that she died instantly"
Shut up m8 heres your 20 bucks and a updated autopsy report.
umm actually
@@Bowling4986 objection dumbass
@@Bowling4986 Objection, Dumbass
Roses are Red
I'l see you in court
UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
0:39
Thx...
*UM ACTUALLY*
objection, dumbass
PK Sonikal Haven’t you heard?
You absolute failure. Did gumfuck not tell you?
updated autopsy report jokes aside,
can we appreciate how edgeworth in the logo looks like he has a sick mullet
He looks like Chapter 1 Manga Joey
I just love that everyone is trying to replicate the video in each comment thread. You know which video I’m talking about.
Objection dumbass
Haven’t you heard?
You absolute failure
Did G U M F U C K not tell you ?
**salary cutting noises**
This sounds like a rival’s theme from a Pokémon game.
Guys, hold my fist because im going this guy so hard that he will be lying coldly after that
It goes from an song for a logic puzzle to a song for a turn based rpg with just a slight speedup.
Me: sees dislikes "You absolute failure."
Your profile picture matches the comment.
*Salary cutting noises*
Did gumfrick not tell you?
Your garbage excuse of a *hypothesis?*
"Now, i'm going to update your autopsy report."
BANG BANG BANG
Here for my daily dose of updated autopsy reports
Hello everyone
This is YOUR
Daily dose of Updated Autopsy Report
Day:??? Of quarantine and I just listen to this nonstop
dude same
Month:??? of quarantine and I randomly start doing the Edgeworth dance while singing the lyrics please help.
I love how this man hearts everything
This is actually nice ngl
most songs that were nice beforehand will still be nice after minor bass boosting
There should be a tribute to this is the next game. Maybe if you press the keys A-U-T-O-P-S-Y Edgeworth will start flamenco dancing.
UMM ACTUALLY
*objection, dumbass*
Haven’t you heard?
You absolute failure.
Did Gumfuck not tell you?
**salary cutting noises**
your garbage excuse of a "hypothesis"?
When von karma says the trial will end in 3 minutes but you havent presented the updated autopsy report
Um actually
objection dumbass
@@SpadeOfNades haven't you heard?
you absolute failure
@@grimmthenightmare did gumfuck not tell you?
@@beta5017 *salary cutting noises*
I can't believe you invented nightcore
You, sir, are a saint.
i unironically like this
I just found this masterpiece and I'm very happy🤩
This video updated my autopsy report
this plays in toddlers heads when they are saying that they did not write their name on the wall in crayon and that it was, in fact, their 15 year old brother who has been at work all day.
i feel like this comes from personal experience
Please i need this on my spotify playlist
The description is an absolute 10/10 holy fuck
The time of the murder wa- Miles 0:39 OBJECTION
Bring *it* out.
Fissionist u m a c t u a l l y
Objection Dumbass.
Haven't you heard
@@yukinyanyers you absolute failure
When you're rushing to get to work or an appointment on time.
memes aside I get touhou vibes from this... like I wouldn't be surprised if I heard this beat somewhere in a touhou game!
i need a 1 hour version
The beginning sounds like a mario kart track on the final lap
Sounds like a Touhou boss music ngl.
This madlad still out here hearting comments
when i played ace attorney investigations i was expecting to present an updated autopsy report instead i got the adventures of gumfuck and miles updated autopsy repost
HELP THIS IS SO GOOD
UMM ACTUALLY,
Definitely sounds pog and salary cutting noises..
Shazam loses its shit over edited songs apparently. It never gave me Lying Coldly
When The
When The Updated Autopsy Report Hits Different
THANK YOU
Sounds like a mario kart track theme
Me in 8th grade going a pretend trial.
Opponent: *gives an unstable argument*
Me: Um, actually, objection dumba$$
OR
Opponent: is stubborn af and won't give up
Me: taps my forehead and grins
Opponent: Why do I hear Lying Coldly
Or
Someone: Why did you become a lawyer?
Me: cuz of this, look...UM, ACTUALLY
*Lying coldly starts*
Someone: wha-?
Me: *dancin like Edgeworth*
Objection dumbass
0:39-0:57 is the moment
I'd like to see Lying Coldly But its sped up and bass bposted But its sped up and bass boosted.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fool! you fell for it! thunder cross split attack!
oh wow :|
Yo this actually a bop
*U m m a c t u a l l y*
*objection, dumbass*
@@QualityJo_ Haven't you heard?
you absolute failure
@@Kaibaneado Did Gumfuck not tell you?
@@keitoucreations2727 **salary cutting noises**
Normal = feels unnatural
0.75x = let's just go back to normal
I tried 0.75x, you were right, it was awful
Now all that's missing is Edgeworth's cravat and an outdated autopsy report...
Music to update the autopsy report to...
If only I could use my speaker that can be bass boosted (It's quite broken)
**DID GUMFUCK NOT TELL YOU?**
when i lie to my parents but my siblings who are trying to help arent helping
The ones who disliked this got probably arrested.
God damn, capcom has some of the most ass blaster soundtracks of all time
This is one *miGHTY UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT*
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
*insert Edgeworth dancing*
T I M E S 2 S P E E D
Me when new autopsy:
Play at 0.5
3,500th like.
did gumfuck not tell you?
*salary cutting noises*
Ok
Nigthcore autopsy report
autopsy report!!!!!!
0:39 ummm actually
Objection Dumba**
@@0vxx haven’t you heard?
you absolute failure
2:04 Umm...
Actually
Objection Dumba**
0:40
Your welcome
4th
u p d a t e d
a u t o p s y
r e p o r t
umm actually
I am the person who is responsible for the tenth dislike
oh no where's my autopsy report
Has Gumfuck not told you
why I looked this up?
Trial starts in my replies
@kakyoin the milf hunter yes
Your mother
Umm, actually
Objection, dumbass
Haven’t you heard?
You absolute failure
*Salary cutting noises*
Your garbage excuse of a “hypothesis”?
Um, actually,
Objection, dumbass
@@notinsideyourwalls have't you heard??
@@theretrovideogamekiddo2338 you absolute failure
@@notinsideyourwalls [salary cutting noises]
@@theretrovideogamekiddo2338you forgot about the did gumshoe not tell you part
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Actually.
Objection, dumbass.
Legend says those who disliked this video got their autopsy reports updated by Edgeworth
I’m busting this out at my next debate meet
He fucking cutted my salaries
@Freeman Gordon haven't you hear?
@@parlerler3872 you absolute failure
Phoenix wright is the beat example
salary cutting noises
0:40
Umm, actually
Objection, dumbass
@@thatoneguywhohasthatonenam151 Haven't you heard?
You absolute failure
@@divinethundia9111 did Gumf*ck not tell you?
@@ultik7789
*S* *A* *L* *A* *R* *Y* *C* *U* *T* *T* *I* *N* *G* *N* *O* *I* *S* *E* *S*
Everyone:is talking about 0:39
Me, an intellectual : 2:03
OBJECTION!
i dont have an objection i just wanted to say that lol
@Miles Edgeworth HOLD IT!
I already stated that I ONLY WANTED TO SAY IT!
@Erik follower HOLD IT!
no u
@STK Sonic OBJECTION!
yes it is
Umm, actually
Objection dumbass
Haven’t you heard
You absolute failure
did gumfuck not tell you?
Robi *Salary cutting noises*
Bruh. Everyone talks about 0:39 and 2:03, but no one talks about the short period of 1:07-1:19. That shit's good
exactly, that part slaps
everything is
Fr
* plays it at 0.75 *
now it’s time to get *funky*
Im suprised.. this is not bad at all on 0.75x
holy shit it slaps
oh that is FUNKY
Wow, not a bad idea
Yes very *FUNKY*
“You're not a clown, you're the entire circus.”
You're
Not
@@mta9395
umm, actually
objection, dumbass
@@deadangel03 Haven't you heard
@@yukinyanyers You absolute failure
To quote another comment “Gumshoe’s salary is a rollercoaster that only goes down.”
Edit: Grammar corrections.
Straight downward at godspeed
Ah, yes that comment in that video
The true theme of updating autopsy reports and cutting salaries.
this is edgeworth when the witness dosent state their name
this is edgeworth when the wicked witch of the witness stand appears
Dosent
Do sent
@@gabrielc7861 bro this comment is ancient history 😭
This feels like a "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got 'em" piece
I mean, that is where it plays ingame, so...
*Meme noises intensifies*
Umm, actually
when you realize Courtney updated the autopsy report on Edgeworth
Me when I caught a person in Among Us lying:
It looks like you’ll have to update their autopsy report by ejecting them so they can actually have an autopsy!
When you finally get that chance to present the updated autopsy resport to Phoenix
Notice how there isn't a single dislike on this masterpiece
Welp, there is now...
Under- Fan nope
@@under-fan7492 Objection!
'tis but two
Theres 2 now?? Why?? 😔
When Edgey runs to Phoenix for telling him about updated autopsy report