The guy was searched. The cop had a panic attack that made his legs go limp. The department let him retire instead of charging him for assault with a deadly weapon. If you or anyone else shot up a car over an acorn you’d be in prison but he gets Qualified Immunity.
Qualified immunity would require the officer to be Qualified. Qualified means extensive training. There's no way he had a panic attack if he was trained. Therefore he shouldn't have Qualified immunity. Ik you was just stating what they said happened, so this isn't directed towards you.
Yeah, something smells off. After he burned 3/4th of his mag on the back of the car, he laid down saying "I'm hit" and burned the rest ... was there multiple acorns?
I've seen hundreds of these videos and these guys often keep a small firearm tucked in their ass. One video has them searched, handcuffed, and the guy fires on police.
@@xpaulyxableSo they cuffed an assailant and then said assailant pulled a gun out of his arse? People like you will come out w anything to defend a badge
It doesnt have to be about 'revealing' clothes... my Missus calls me 'the talking mirror' ..she asks me opinions about her work outfits sometimes and i will tell her if it 'aint working' , she tells me as well when i am looking a state , its one of the cool things about relationships.... frikkin feedback
Because only somethings are funny, I like the show and guests but half the time the jokes are shit , I don’t find them as funny as when they were on crowder,
@@weadoneBecause Stephen is Hilarious. Wish everyone shouted the punchlines. Also being you’re someone who spells some things as one word, I suspect a lot of the humour goes over your head.
Ive never seen a person pull a real life ricky bobby. That acorn sounded nothing like a gunshot... dude just started screaming and rolling around. Help me tom cruise!!
The statistics on cohabitating prior to marriage and its correlation with divorce are clear and irrefutable. It's actually one of the easiest demonstrations of "common sense" being at odds with reality.
7:59 Standard issue Glock 19 is usually 15-20 rounds, more with an extended mag. 8+1 is more for, like, a 1911. Edit: Went back and counted - he fired 20 rounds.
Great show guys! Luckily, I got to watch after the little one went to bed because j was dying laughing the whole time. PS- I agree Meaux looked beautiful tonight 😍
Not really. If your genes are too similar to a potential partner's, then they will stink and you'll generally be unattracted to them. Beyond that though, I agree with you.
I agree. If one has a twig and berries and the other has a taco, theyre sexually compatible. "Sexual compatibility" sounds like code for looking for a sex god at the expense of what really matters.
WORST transtition ever I can't imagine the face of miracle sheets people after hearing that one I laughed so hard I couldn't breath and almost needed my own sheet ! that's the power of comedians right there turn a negative into a positive well done
Not 8 rounds, 17 rounds. Per mag. Dude dumped 35 rounds, plus the other cop shot a few. So call it 40 rounds and none of them connected with the acorn.
The pro live together or sex before marriage argument is cope to the highest degree. It's made by people who don't want responsibility. If someone fakes who they are before marriage, living together doesn't rule that out. So called "compatibility" is just an excuse to bang. If you are compatible, then don't bang again until after your married. Except that isn't the real reason, is it?
Police are issued 15 round mags. I am only allowed to own 10 round mags. Apparently the police need every bit of their capacity. I on the other hand would have 9 rounds remaining.
Is the prohibition of sex outside of marriage old testament, or new testament? Because the old testament is moot. Jesus fulfilled the old testament law so we didn't have to.
There’s a reason for the saying, “There’s something in the wedding cake”. People can keep their crazy hidden, even when living with someone. I sadly have friends who lived with their future spouses for anywhere from 3-10 years. Didn’t hit the skids until they tied the knot. I’m sure it’s harder to hide the crazy when living together, but it’s not enough of a stop-gap to outweigh the relational complications that come from the tepid commitment and supplemental intimacy that is a hallmark of living with someone who isn’t your spouse. Not that those relationships can’t work out, but it’ll start your marriage off on the wrong foot and requires some recalibration. …And you could still end up with crazy.
" U've Been Roofied" 🤣is why I can never stay mad at Dave. Even knowing that him reading this comment, though he won't, would probably be like "Who is this looser nobody who get's that involved with a youtube comedian?" Well Dave if we didn't watch you would not have a show and I was a comedy junkie since Fred G. Sanford, Jerry Lewis et. al. If I had ten wishes one of them would be to go toe to toe on dark humor with you. It would be a blast. Edit, it wouldn't be youtubeable. 😎
Depends on the model of Glock, but it’s 15-17 rounds in the Glock 19 or 17 which are the most common models in law enforcement. So 2 magazines is up to 35 rounds shot which is nothing short of miraculous that no one was shot!!
I believe you, but its true that you can get shot and not even notice. Its because of the adrenaline rush you get in a fight or flight situation. It will still hurt later when the adrenaline wears out though.
@@Likexner I believe that, as well. I actually didn't know I was "shot" at the time. I was in my car at the time and I thought someone threw a brick through my window. I felt the impact, but didn't know the extent of the damage until later.
The guy was searched. The cop had a panic attack that made his legs go limp. The department let him retire instead of charging him for assault with a deadly weapon. If you or anyone else shot up a car over an acorn you’d be in prison but he gets Qualified Immunity.
Qualified immunity would require the officer to be Qualified. Qualified means extensive training. There's no way he had a panic attack if he was trained. Therefore he shouldn't have Qualified immunity.
Ik you was just stating what they said happened, so this isn't directed towards you.
Yeah, something smells off. After he burned 3/4th of his mag on the back of the car, he laid down saying "I'm hit" and burned the rest
... was there multiple acorns?
I've seen hundreds of these videos and these guys often keep a small firearm tucked in their ass. One video has them searched, handcuffed, and the guy fires on police.
@@xpaulyxableno you haven't.
@@xpaulyxableSo they cuffed an assailant and then said assailant pulled a gun out of his arse?
People like you will come out w anything to defend a badge
Cop: "Come out with your hands up!"
Squirrel: 🙌
Squirrels return fire eith mpre accorns
I find the lack of Ahoys disturbing
Indeed
I agree with Flawd. Ive been married for 26 years. Dont shame your man by advertising your bare bodies to other men
It doesnt have to be about 'revealing' clothes... my Missus calls me 'the talking mirror' ..she asks me opinions about her work outfits sometimes and i will tell her if it 'aint working' , she tells me as well when i am looking a state , its one of the cool things about relationships.... frikkin feedback
How are the ambiguously Normal duo not at 1M subs yet. Let's do this!!!
Because only somethings are funny, I like the show and guests but half the time the jokes are shit , I don’t find them as funny as when they were on crowder,
They don't promote enough. I heard about this show kinda.....through the grapevine....
@@weadoneBecause Stephen is Hilarious. Wish everyone shouted the punchlines.
Also being you’re someone who spells some things as one word, I suspect a lot of the humour goes over your head.
"If you bring your loved one to a former pizza hut, you get what you get"
Dave is so damn funny
Flawd calling out Angela on her feminist views was great 👍👍
Another excellent show! Love the Normal World
Ive never seen a person pull a real life ricky bobby. That acorn sounded nothing like a gunshot... dude just started screaming and rolling around.
Help me tom cruise!!
How the hell did Angela work for Crowder 😂
Absolutely unhinged episode… loved it.
Flawd is right on the sex issue. Feminism has ruined dating and the beauty of being in a relationship
Flawed is actually pretty based, respect
Cop was carrying a g17, or 19. The 17 has a 17 rnd mag, the 19 has a 15 rnd mag.
I love flawdzilla i been watching him since he was just rap music reactions
This show is awesome. Y'all gotta promote it more! This channel deserves a Million
This was an extremely riveting show! Lol
The statistics on cohabitating prior to marriage and its correlation with divorce are clear and irrefutable. It's actually one of the easiest demonstrations of "common sense" being at odds with reality.
The question I ask is why? A lot of people see a statistic like that and don't even attempt to explain why, they just accept it as fact.
Best episode
Dave had the housekeeping staff change his sheets to Miracle Made
Finally getting to watch! Yay! Flawd and Meaux! Love you!! Hey Dave, hey QBG, hey Angela! 👋
Who dis
Meaux is looking super healthy, I know, weird thing to say, but true.
Flawd is hilarious as always
The squirrel in the tree, freaking butter fingers.
That squirrel emptied his bowls.
Flawd and Meaux are Cool As... always been a watcher and they definitely deserve as much success as is Humanly possible ....
BIG UPs from England
The cop is the real life equivalent of a Storm Trooper from Star Wars lol.
"on valentines day, no means yes!" I'm dying!!
With police like these, who needs criminals?
I live right down the road from that funeral home
Lucky.. did you get any free soup?
That cop video was nuts...
Yaya! Flawd and Meux!! I love when all of yall are together! I do miss Elijah though...
Acorns falling from trees at my house have literally dented my car. I get it. We've never thought we were being shot at though. Lol
7:59 Standard issue Glock 19 is usually 15-20 rounds, more with an extended mag. 8+1 is more for, like, a 1911.
Edit: Went back and counted - he fired 20 rounds.
IT WAS ONE OF THEM GHOST ACORNS WITH A ILLEGAL BUMP STOCK
Great show guys! Luckily, I got to watch after the little one went to bed because j was dying laughing the whole time. PS- I agree Meaux looked beautiful tonight 😍
I like Body Hut personally,it would even have a great slogan:No one outbodies The Hut. 😂
The acorn shouldn't have resisted
9 rounds in a Glock eh?...
Didn't know cops were adhering to Cali compliance 🤣
"Sexual compatibility" is 110% feminism
Not really. If your genes are too similar to a potential partner's, then they will stink and you'll generally be unattracted to them. Beyond that though, I agree with you.
I agree. If one has a twig and berries and the other has a taco, theyre sexually compatible. "Sexual compatibility" sounds like code for looking for a sex god at the expense of what really matters.
Best ad read yet!!
Your ad-reads are getting better and better! 😂
For being in Texas, you know way too little of basic firearms
He thinks a glock has 9 rounds in it 😂😂
Glock 17 = 17 rounds +1 in chamber
Glock 19 = 15 rounds +1 in chamber
17:43 "She looks hot here"
No, she doesnt. She looks slightly less ugly. Women dont determine the hotness of women. Men do.
Note the distinct lack of gunshot noise accompanying the acorn
WORST transtition ever I can't imagine the face of miracle sheets people after hearing that one I laughed so hard I couldn't breath and almost needed my own sheet !
that's the power of comedians right there turn a negative into a positive well done
If he's made of chocolate that makes Garret a Kinder Surprise
whoops. Sorry google kids,
that's a comment meant for rumble...
Not 8 rounds, 17 rounds. Per mag. Dude dumped 35 rounds, plus the other cop shot a few. So call it 40 rounds and none of them connected with the acorn.
“Nine round clip”Nice job guys.
This must be the origin story of Paul Blart and how he ended up as a mall Cop...
theory: some kid in a back yard with a sling shot
Wheres Dave broadcasting from? a 1979 Howard Johnson
Stardust in 77
I laughed so hard in this episode, I actually blacked out...came to, and am now, re watching
American say E-mooo. Aussies say E-myooo
I'm American. I say Ee-mew (or 'E-myooo' as you wrote it).
Much love from FLAWD SKWAD 🎉
Love that this has a translation for this😂
He crawled out of the street beside a car that was in a driveway cross the street from the cruiser 😂😂😂
SHEETS?! LMAO
15 +1 rounds in a Glock 19 if you're using a standard magazine.
That TryMiracle segue was so smooth it came wrapped up in their sheets.
I laughed my ass off. Great show guys.
I love this line up. Its so wild seeing Meaux and Flawd getting more and more conservative (independent conservative)
Is that his wife?
🤦🏻♀️ yes
It's also nice to see conservatives not reject someone just because they have tats, or aren't a traditional conservative.
@@Baham-n3h I think common law maybe
@@spracketskooch Tattoos are cringe though, especially on women. Nose rings are even worse. I call them uglifiers.
Daves room looks like a furnished apartment in 1982
That ad read....
I'm pissing myself walking my dog in an english field and I might just buy some new sheets.
Depends on the type of magazine for pistol. Some are 10, 15, 17 or 21.
Funeral home joke:
I dropped grandpa's ashes and forgot to clean up, water got on them and now g-pa is a step
How come no one smelled the bodies?!?! 189?!?! 😮😮😮
Best Miracle Made sheets ad ever😂
As soon as Angela said "sheets" I knew exactly what was coming next.
I shed a tear while laughing multiple times.
This stream was amazing! 🤣
Dude rolled around like Ricky Bobby "on fire". Someone call Tom Cruise, or Baby Jesus.
You love your spouse enough to have children but you don’t love your children enough to say with your spouse sounds fucked but it kinda makes sense
QB, I must know where you got your sweatshirt. I need one.
Dave is hilarious. He needs to be on this for me to listen
I like the other people especially Garrett, but Dave really makes this show work.
I love them all! Good people!👍 Funny show!
Dave's last joke, from the balcony.
That damn Ice Age squirrel gets around.
Squirrels causing havoc
It’s usually 15 or so in a Glock. Depending on the Glock. The ones they were using most likely 15 or 16
38:11
murder is only 5% of what John Wayne gacy did.
The rest was r@p3
The pro live together or sex before marriage argument is cope to the highest degree. It's made by people who don't want responsibility.
If someone fakes who they are before marriage, living together doesn't rule that out.
So called "compatibility" is just an excuse to bang. If you are compatible, then don't bang again until after your married. Except that isn't the real reason, is it?
“Ah man, we missed it”
“We got next year”
Still February guys… Can still do it this year.
I have to know where QB Garrett got his sweatshirt!!!
I think dave was just phoning it in this episode
Police are issued 15 round mags. I am only allowed to own 10 round mags. Apparently the police need every bit of their capacity. I on the other hand would have 9 rounds remaining.
Without a spouse partner, the kids are at a loss at the jump. Marriage matters more, then kids, then everything else
I love Gareth's sweater!
Angela's feminism got triggered lol
Sex should definitely be after marriage. God’s order matters, even though all of us probably didn’t wait.
Is the prohibition of sex outside of marriage old testament, or new testament? Because the old testament is moot. Jesus fulfilled the old testament law so we didn't have to.
The cop had ptsd, he fought the great squirrel war of 1999.
Great show guys! Love Flawd and Meaux
Smash that like button folks- give em the ol handy
There’s a reason for the saying, “There’s something in the wedding cake”. People can keep their crazy hidden, even when living with someone. I sadly have friends who lived with their future spouses for anywhere from 3-10 years. Didn’t hit the skids until they tied the knot. I’m sure it’s harder to hide the crazy when living together, but it’s not enough of a stop-gap to outweigh the relational complications that come from the tepid commitment and supplemental intimacy that is a hallmark of living with someone who isn’t your spouse. Not that those relationships can’t work out, but it’ll start your marriage off on the wrong foot and requires some recalibration. …And you could still end up with crazy.
It's spelt 'Emu' but I was taught it was pronounced 'Eem-yew'.
I love your show.. Especially the intro sounds... Real smooth..👍
Quarter black world. Normal Garet
The squirrel jokes will flow...
" U've Been Roofied" 🤣is why I can never stay mad at Dave. Even knowing that him reading this comment, though he won't, would probably be like "Who is this looser nobody who get's that involved with a youtube comedian?" Well Dave if we didn't watch you would not have a show and I was a comedy junkie since Fred G. Sanford, Jerry Lewis et. al. If I had ten wishes one of them would be to go toe to toe on dark humor with you. It would be a blast.
Edit, it wouldn't be youtubeable. 😎
QB you got this keep at it
Depends on the model of Glock, but it’s 15-17 rounds in the Glock 19 or 17 which are the most common models in law enforcement. So 2 magazines is up to 35 rounds shot which is nothing short of miraculous that no one was shot!!
Meaux and Angela are so pretty! The guys are alright, I guess. 😅
I've been shot. It hurt.
I believe you, but its true that you can get shot and not even notice. Its because of the adrenaline rush you get in a fight or flight situation. It will still hurt later when the adrenaline wears out though.
@@Likexner I believe that, as well. I actually didn't know I was "shot" at the time. I was in my car at the time and I thought someone threw a brick through my window. I felt the impact, but didn't know the extent of the damage until later.
Flawd world.