It was mostly used for people who were obnoxious and went about playing horribly to the point that they annoyed everyone around them. There was a reason the punishment was kept fairly mild. It was meant to (hopefully) get them to stop annoying the hell out of every one else, but not necessarily hurt them. It generally wasn't inflicted just because, but as a hopeful solution to a legitimate problem. We are talking people who were likely repeat offenders that lead to other people going to who ever was in charge and complaining about it. It would be like charging people fines these days for willfully disrupting the peace, but maybe unlike today it actually got results. xp
I just realized it recently. We, in our generation, just keep making fun and laughing at this kind of torturing method because we never felt or even seen this procedure in our entire life, thus couldn't comprehend the pain and suffering of those in the past. You were right; human cruelty has no bounds. I hope no one will ever experience or conduct such a heinous method again. Man, it's good to be alive and well.
@@pablo-arteaga it actually wasnt real,just one day some explorers found some iron spikes next to a cage and thought of sticking them together.(im not 100% sure it was founded thet way but thats what i know)
"Weeping glass" was a torture method where thin rods of glass or obsidian were dipped in rubbing alcohol and threaded through a victim's flesh, before being smashed into pieces by whipping them with a heavy belt. Particles of glass/obsidian would continue to be pushed through the victim's tissue with every movement, and even breathing inflicted searing pain. Bits and pieces of glass would be pushed through the victim's epidermis over time, giving the impression they were "weeping" glass, hence the name.
Similar torture was used by some Croatian war criminals during Yugoslav wars, which included filling the floor with shattered glass and forced victims (mostly Serbian civilians) to dance over that. This isn't punishment, but a torture
Fun fact: Flaying was sometimes done in front of a mirror and the flayers would start face first. The victim was forced to watch his own face without his skin and because the eyelids came off with the skin, the victim could not close his eyes.
If by it is true, victim would most often die or lose their consciousness of pain shock before they saw their face in mirror without skin. Also, removing somebody’s skin would be very slow and difficult thing to do. Somebody saying the victim would see their face etc. have zero idea about pain and torture. Probably the worst pain they experienced is some mild headache or toothache treated by Advil.
One time a 12 year old boy accidentally shot a king with a bow and arrow during war and the king understood it was an accident and told the people to leave him be but when the king died the boy was flayed right after
it boggles my mind that at one point in history a common method of torture essential boiled down to ‘confess ya crimes or i’mma let the goats steal ya toes’
fun fact: goats only have bottom teeth and molars, so it'd be difficult for a goat to actually bite a finger/toe off unless your hand/foot is deep in their mouth
What i find disturbing about all of these is the fact that all of them was created and taught by another human... We're truly living in the best possible era
The Oubliette seems to me deserving of a higher score. Prolonged suffering in a dark rotten dungeon with insects and rats and human remains? That is truly horrendous and inhumane. Though I agree that Immurement was far worse, especially if one suffers claustrophobia. Just thinking about it makes me sick.
The type of torture used by the Oubliette is known as "white room torture", especially when they can't see or hear the outside. You have nothing but yourself - no food, water, light, or other stimuli. Lack of toilets and interaction induced the feeling of neglect. Basically, the less a person has, the worse white room torture becomes, which is named after some prisons who keep prisoners isolated in rooms with no clocks where everything is colored hospital white, and even the food is tasteless rice, fed irregularly to avoid them keeping track of time, sometimes driven to hunger, to really nail in the fact that they are nothingness in a void.
Im really missing 'Keelhauling' on this list. Imagine being tied up, thrown off of one side of the ship, dragged under the water while the barnacle infested keel rips you to shreds only to be pulled up on the other side of the ship and having the process repeated.
🎵I see you standing Standing all on your own It's such a lonely Place for you, for you to be If you need a shoulder Or if you need a friend I'll be here standing Until, the bitter end...🎶
"For dangers untold and hardships unnumbered,I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city! To bring back the child which u have stolen... For my will is as strong as yours!! My kingdom is as great!!...............you have no power over me!!" ~Labyrinth
Given that for every day we live, something else must die (being an animal of a plant). And that we can tune out the evil we do at will. To be honest, there is no way to survive in this world while being a 100% good with every living being. The closest to good is a tree. Which we will never be. So yes, we are monsters. Some admit it, others live in denial. Some are Monster's Inc. Kind of monsters. Others are Berserk kind of monsters.
The worst method is making someone watch all 9 episodes of She-Hulk, in one go. Yes, this method is used by federal agents this day, but nobody talks about it.
The worst torture Ive ever seen was a cartel video known as “Ghost Rider”, basically they kept squirting rubbing alcohol on this guys head and setting it on fire, over and over, until eventually there’s no flesh left and his head is just a mangled blood red skull. That and one known as “The Guerro Flaying” where the cartels flay someone’s face, they literally remove the skin from the person’s head and face in one long piece, while they’re alive. Highly DONT recommend looking for those.
I've watched that,that's pretty neck on neck with funkytown,quiero agua and mrs pacman IMO. I also heard the ghost rider person was a perparator of the guerrero flaying.So he kinda deserved that.
?! EXACTLY!! This has happened to me too where they literally change the breakfast menu *in front of you* and then say 'no... you can't order breakfast...' It was right there!! You swapped it as I opened my mouth!!!
@@thediamondkittygamingmore6614Had order breakfast on the mobile app. When I get to the drive thru expecting to pick up my already made breakfast they tell me, nope, you had to get here before breakfast ends. Apparently they don’t even start making the food until you get there. I had ordered in advance so I don’t have to worry about that because I was in the middle of something then had to drive there. I GOT THERE 4 MINUTES AFTER BREAKFAST ENDED. Fuck them
Even worse, many of the obliettes were more narrow than the length of your thigh bone, meaning that you couldn't sit down in a comfortable way and were forced to stand for as long as it took you to die
I can say goats have soft tongues, but friction for extended periods of time would change the sensitivity of the flesh. Not to mention goats bite at times x.x
I can't tell if you are Russian who is extremely fluent in English or an English speaker with a very convincing Russian accent. Great job, love the videos.
He's not Russian, he's Lithuanian, he's clarified it quite a few times (for example in a FAQ video). However, Lithuanians tend to have a rather similar accent as Russians because Lithuanian is a Baltic language and Baltic and Slavic languages were once a single large language family, so there are still quite some similarities (especially in the phonology). But Mr. Slav probably also actively imitates the Russian accent as such because although he's Lithuanian, he loves the Slavic people. As he himself said, who you are doesn't depend on your nationality, but on who you are in your heart. ❤
Vlad the impaler, was also known to invite people who he felt were betraying him to dinner. When the alleged betrayer was on their way, he had other people who would go in and steal their kids, then he would have the alleged betrayer over for dinner and only after they had enjoyed their meal, would he reveal to them that they had eaten their own children.
Something I notice is how much your local community made these punishments effective. Not saying we should go back to torture people but non-violent criminals ending up in prison come out and are more likely to commit violent crime. The US prisons are so broken they are doing the opposite of what their purpose is. Then comes the corruption in all levels that land innocent people in prison.
I honestly would've thought they would die during the skinning, no, it's much much worse; so when you really explained how horrible flaying is, it made me realize how bad it would be to live on the planet Nostromo then have the Warhammer 40k Batman come out and flay you because you were trying to commit unalive on yourself...a much worse, and slow process.
Yeah it's such a horrific detail when you realize that someone can stay alive and suffer prolonged torment from getting their skin pulled off.. There is a modern horrible murder that happened around Poland i think? Where this monster tricked a girl to meet him at a farm house & he held her captive then skinned her alive. They only found this out because a fisherman was driving his boat and something got caught in the motor. They checked and found it was a person's skin... Which started the investigation. It's awful
@@benmcreynolds8581 holy crappola! That is some sick stuff. Glad they found out about it, but sad that she fell into that psycho's trap, no one deserves a death like that. There are some crazy people out there, stay safe man!
@@GreysenBell definitely sucks. I can't believe real life can be so much worse than any made up paranormal horror movie. If you look up that case it's just awful how he tricked a girl who was going thru a tough time in life, she had a promising future & even tho they discovered the evidence, it took them forever to make progress on this case. It's honestly mind boggling. Sorry about the difficult topic. I Hope you have a great day.
@@benmcreynolds8581 Life just keeps getting crazier and crazier, and everyone's doing crazier and crazier things. Insane stuff has happened in real life, worse than some horror movies, so bad that some horror movies are based on real killers, such as Leather Face, but im glad that we haven't (yet) reached the grim darkness of Warhammer 40k; but that's messed up that it took them a while to solve it. Also, it's fine, I'm interested in this kind of dark stuff, why do you think I am commenting on a video by Mr. Slav lol, but you have a great day too, and watch out for those loonies, they're everywhere
The worst punishment in our school back in the 2000 to 2013 , was to make boys stand shirtless with their hands raised up. Their upper body would be bared completely. It was a very terrible corporal punishment.
@@concept5631 one of my male friends was made to stand shirtless with his hands raised up, in front of the headmistress. He took the punishment very gallantly. The headmistress would poke his navel with a cane stick, every time he tried to relax his arms. This way he was tortured.
The cartel have carried out both flaying and lingchi on a single person whose hands they cut off, while pumping him with adrenaline so he could feel it all. Humans will always be depraved.
The water drop one actually sounded painful. Isn't it a well-known fact that if you constantly drip water onto a rock, it will eventually break a hole in the surface?
I always thought it was the tediousness and the annoying drop of water that turns you insane, you wouldn’t be strapped on those things long enough for that to happen (cuz like the human body would be ancient as hell)
Many think that humans have not progressed morally. The fact that almost all of us reject, and are appalled by, these cruel old tortures suggests that, despite being deeply flawed, we've improved to some extent.
I guess in medieval times it was very important to keep rotten food around so that you can fit in with everybody when it was time to throw it at people. Imagine not having any rotten food. You would be an outcast. You'd probably get rotten food thrown at you. But at least then you'd have rotten food. And then you wouldn't be an outcast anymore. But at what point is your food just too damn rotten to touch? I mean even rotten food requires some management. When does it go from not being edible to be good enough to throw it someone? And then how long do you have rotten food before the dogs won't even eat it and you don't want to even throw it at anyone? Do you save that really really rotten food to throw with sticks of people who commit capital offenses?
Whenever I'm feeling unwell due to anxiety or having a full-on panic attack, watching your videos helps an absolute ton. Your content, new and old, is the main component of the glue holding my mental stability intact
The fact that the Saw movies haven't touched most of these is criminal. Like seriously they have them like five movies worth of potential traps. Like i think the angel of death was inspired by blood eagle but I wanna see one about the wheel torture
Fun fact the miltary complex dose not consider sleep deprivation torture. For two main reasons and both are awful. The first one is too make solders and civilians to do anything they went (work harded, stay up longer on missions, March longer e.t.c), and not have a outlash, this leads to the second use of why... torture No matter what human you are, you are NOT HIM. without sleep, you and everything that makes you whole will slip away without sleep
Lol kid you have no idea what youre talking about. I can guarantee you that and you have absolutely no experience with the military, another thing I can tell
@@Panzermeiller I want each of you three panini heads to attempt military level sleep-deprivation and come back and say that you have all your shit still together!
There was an even more terrible execution, but it was practiced in hot countries. The head and body of the executed person were fixed, the mouth was sewn up, and a tube was inserted into the nose, through which a centipede or a large centipede, and more than one, was released... execution is really CREEPY when it gets into your lungs and starts crawling there in search of a way out...
New torture method in 2024.. If you get a bad report card you're going to have to deal with your dad with a belt and can't be on your phone for 2 weeks
I bet they probably used the scold's bridle when a woman said: "I dont feel like cooking dinner, do you mind doing it for me? I litteraly have the plague"
I don't know about Phalaris being a "bad guy"; he was paid to make a torture device by a tyrannical ruler. Yeah some say the ruler was either "really horrified" or "really fascinated" by it, so that's up for debate. Not to mention that a good portion of the time, the condemned would have their tongues removed.
if i recall, method 19 also had a name where im from. we called it a "træhæst", meaning wood horse (shape wouldnt necessarily be triangle, but could be just a rectangle, tho what mattered was how it worked). reason why weight was put on the victims' feet (not sure if that was every time, or just sometimes), was because otherwise it had happened that they fell off, so the weight would prevent that. and yes, if you were put on this for long enough, it was lethal. in history class ive been told about some guy who finally reached the end of his punishment, but shortly after vomited blood and died
The most unhinged thing about it is all of those things might didn't even exist at those times, most probably turning out to be fictional/made by people long after to make profit on the shock factor. Now I can't stop thinking about future archeologists finding "Saw" movie props and thinking that we *actually* used those as torture devices.
@@fakeaccount9376 Your English sucks, so you aren't making the explosive argument you think you are making. Cruelty is in fact part of human nature. This is indisputable fact. But that doesn't mean there aren't redeeming qualities as well. Thus, to "only see" cruelty as a "part" of human nature actually means to see all the other qualities as well. Perhaps you meant to say "which sees only cruelty". Given how you seem to have the intelligence of a doorknob, this is likely the case. Still, not the "gotcha" you expect. It's a totally fallacious strawman to imply that acknowledgement of the factual existence of these torture devices means to acknowledge that there is ONLY cruelty in human nature.
There has been extensive documentation on pretty much everything in this list. Just about every society that ever existed has had its own methods and devices of torture. People are still implementing and refining ways to harm each other. Nobody is saying humans are totally irredeemable. Most of us watching this wouldn't dream of doing such things listed here. But to pretend things aren't as bad as they really have been is a naive way of looking at things. It would cause us as a species to fall back into even worse habits. We have to remember our history.
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGun you know what iron maiden is? A pretty grotesque medieval torture device, google it. It was all over medieval torture device exhibitions at it's times. There comes the neat part: there was no historical evidence of it before the said exhibitions. That one case made me reconsider my views on that topic. I'm not saying that humans didn't torture each other in past, but that I believe they didn't use such grotesque methods.
Man!, the way this go slowly from bad to worse gives us an idea of torture! I don't think goats have soft tongues: they eat thistles and other thorny plants! When they go hungry, and have nothing better to eat, they beggin ripping off tree bark, so it can't be difficult for them to do the same on a person's foot.
I don't know you guys would believe me... I wouldn't believe it if someone tell me a story like that, but is true to the last word. When I was like 5-6 years old I was with my grandma in the backyard with the farm animals and a goat came close to my face and licked my forehead and a part of my hair. The same licked part of my hair stayed up even when I washed it. It wasn't like that before the licking. I'm now 33 years old with a soldier haircut and when I grew my hair a little longer like 2 fingers the same part of my hair still stays up 'till this day. I don't know what kind of lick was that, but that part of my hair is not fixable. It only stays up.
@@blackman5867 Pics? You won't see a thing, because I'm with a soldier haircut right now. I think I have some photos of me when I was younger with some longer hair. It stays up over my right eye. It is a messed up part of the britton.
Society: video games make people violent!
People before video games:
FR
For real
People before video games..."Hold my beer"😂
Also Saw movie, but ended up quickly when runout of time
That was EXACTLY what I was going to say haha
imagine you get tortured just for fucking being bad at playing an instrument bruh 😭
I've been to enough open mic nights to feel that it's justified
It was mostly used for people who were obnoxious and went about playing horribly to the point that they annoyed everyone around them. There was a reason the punishment was kept fairly mild. It was meant to (hopefully) get them to stop annoying the hell out of every one else, but not necessarily hurt them.
It generally wasn't inflicted just because, but as a hopeful solution to a legitimate problem. We are talking people who were likely repeat offenders that lead to other people going to who ever was in charge and complaining about it. It would be like charging people fines these days for willfully disrupting the peace, but maybe unlike today it actually got results. xp
6th graders in beginning band would be known for that for the rest of their lives
the hetric thingy nahhh i would not want thst
420 likes :)
"I was born in the wrong generation" been real quiet since this dropped
Real 😟
You got that right
Not as quiet as people in the shut-up cage
@@salmongoat7110That's crazy 😭
@@chaus1kuYoo the uttp bot got killef
I just realized it recently. We, in our generation, just keep making fun and laughing at this kind of torturing method because we never felt or even seen this procedure in our entire life, thus couldn't comprehend the pain and suffering of those in the past. You were right; human cruelty has no bounds. I hope no one will ever experience or conduct such a heinous method again. Man, it's good to be alive and well.
Heinous*
@@Mitrashi thanks for the correction, learning everyday
thousands of people are experiencing incomprehensible pain every day
right now
Funkytown
"Just one more video before bed."
The video:
😂😂
Damn that's me rn
my ass got caught 💀
India don't burn dead body not allowed
Literally me right now its 10:30 at night
Love how torture devices are called stuff like "heratic's fork", "pear of agony", "iron maiden", etc.
Then ones just called the "shut up cage"
Fun fact the iron maden was actually NOT a torture device
@@ozkannazli What was its actual use?
@@pablo-arteaga it actually wasnt real,just one day some explorers found some iron spikes next to a cage and thought of sticking them together.(im not 100% sure it was founded thet way but thats what i know)
Or the hug my wife
@@ozkannazli same with the pear. People examined the ones found, and the springs were too weak to actually damage anyone.
"Weeping glass" was a torture method where thin rods of glass or obsidian were dipped in rubbing alcohol and threaded through a victim's flesh, before being smashed into pieces by whipping them with a heavy belt. Particles of glass/obsidian would continue to be pushed through the victim's tissue with every movement, and even breathing inflicted searing pain. Bits and pieces of glass would be pushed through the victim's epidermis over time, giving the impression they were "weeping" glass, hence the name.
holy fuck
Source? You know, for science research, or history.
☹️
God damn
Similar torture was used by some Croatian war criminals during Yugoslav wars, which included filling the floor with shattered glass and forced victims (mostly Serbian civilians) to dance over that. This isn't punishment, but a torture
"Hug my wife" looks like something that you will find in a horror game or a movie and it would become sentient and kill a child or something
Nah it's a choice in a choose your own adventure book
It was basically the IRL Iron Maiden
@UTTPPOLICE touch grass
@zenity_racer76 Who
I don't feel like going through the whole vid but I can't find the hug my wife one, is it the scold's bride one?
“Mom I’m going to school”
“Son don’t forget to take the rotten potatoes just in case”
Fun fact: Flaying was sometimes done in front of a mirror and the flayers would start face first. The victim was forced to watch his own face without his skin and because the eyelids came off with the skin, the victim could not close his eyes.
That fact wasn't fun😢
Ohhhh that’s wicked 👁️👁️
If by it is true, victim would most often die or lose their consciousness of pain shock before they saw their face in mirror without skin. Also, removing somebody’s skin would be very slow and difficult thing to do. Somebody saying the victim would see their face etc. have zero idea about pain and torture. Probably the worst pain they experienced is some mild headache or toothache treated by Advil.
..fun fact?
One time a 12 year old boy accidentally shot a king with a bow and arrow during war and the king understood it was an accident and told the people to leave him be but when the king died the boy was flayed right after
it boggles my mind that at one point in history a common method of torture essential boiled down to ‘confess ya crimes or i’mma let the goats steal ya toes’
Only fans be like
fun fact: goats only have bottom teeth and molars, so it'd be difficult for a goat to actually bite a finger/toe off unless your hand/foot is deep in their mouth
*"The writer's barely disguised fetish."*
fr 😭
Dayum i would steal shit everyday
"From now on, it's getting pretty dark"
He says as if it hasn't been pretty dark since like, number 6.
And then immediately shows torture, changed version of which is used in sex plays
Lol maybe you are just too weak?
@@joe125fulwe have a strong guy here who can sustain punishments unitl 6
@@joe125fuledgy
@@joe125ful??
Still not as bad as continuously writing "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
Hello world!@@robloxian10qq
@@robloxian10qq no p tho
@@robloxian10qq It does, but so does the sentence "sphinx of black quartz judge my vow" and is 1000x more metal.
@@LeSpongedeStardust today i learned "jump" doesn't have a p in it
@@LeSpongedeStardustbro there is
0:14 tickling
1:06 stool of repentance
1:44 flute of shame
2:16 drunkard’s cloak
2:51 ducking
3:23 scold’s bride
3:57 pillory
4:52 water drip
6:00 whirligig
6:32 cangue
7:22 ash chamber
7:53 oubliette
8:50 immurement
9:33 schwedentrunk
10:05 poena cullei
10:38 the iron apega
11:39 heretic’s fork
12:11 ana-tsurushi
12:52 judas cradle
13:28 crucifixion
14:31 the rack
15:25 brazen bull
16:21 rats
16:57 impalement
17:34 flaying
18:21 lingchi
19:11 scaphism
20:24 quaresima protocol
Thanks
You're my hero
Please bring these all back, todays crime, is just unbelievable......
Thank you!
At what point does one become worse than the criminal.
When it reaches Persian and Chinese punishments
When the lowly period usurps the indomitable throne of the question mark.
Also when my comments duplicate themselves on their own.
@@werecat9834 giggled at this
What i find disturbing about all of these is the fact that all of them was created and taught by another human... We're truly living in the best possible era
Like imagine living in a time where you get sawed in half for stealing a loaf of bread. Im so happy i was born in this generation.
@@edge_onchelseaI'd be bite my nails to the shoulder bone if i was there
plus no medicine so you're gonna die by your 20s or 30s anyway (that too if ur really luck)
We’re living after the end of the hard era
Unfortunately there is a cycle.
Hard times greate strong men.
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
The Oubliette seems to me deserving of a higher score. Prolonged suffering in a dark rotten dungeon with insects and rats and human remains? That is truly horrendous and inhumane. Though I agree that Immurement was far worse, especially if one suffers claustrophobia. Just thinking about it makes me sick.
The type of torture used by the Oubliette is known as "white room torture", especially when they can't see or hear the outside. You have nothing but yourself - no food, water, light, or other stimuli. Lack of toilets and interaction induced the feeling of neglect. Basically, the less a person has, the worse white room torture becomes, which is named after some prisons who keep prisoners isolated in rooms with no clocks where everything is colored hospital white, and even the food is tasteless rice, fed irregularly to avoid them keeping track of time, sometimes driven to hunger, to really nail in the fact that they are nothingness in a void.
For the love of God, Montresor!
Few days or weeks of unimaginable pain vs sitting for a decade in a dark damp hole. One was begging for it to end, another was just contemplating it.
@@MRSLAV the oubliette is probably the worst phycological one. the ones worse than it are all physical pain.
Or “oh blyat”
01:30 Imagine being punished for adultery and you end up dying because someone in the crowd decided to cast Vicious Mockery.
The impending sense of doom gradually increasing as you see a guy holding a lute walk towards you, evil smirk on his face:
Oh no 😅
better yet... she cast Colin Mochrie at him
@@MoltenBrohe plays a nice tune to amuse the folks around him before opening his mouth to speak. He spoke slowly and sneakily, but loud…
“CRACKER!”
The worst torture is having your phone fall on your face repeatedly...
Person in the middle ages: breaths
**so you have chosen death**
Self-inflicted human extinction speedrun
Being tortured for not being a good musician is wild
Maybe not as bad as some musicians torture themselves by hiding in the dark and not performing
“It was so much better in the past”
“I would like to live in medieval times”
You, me, and Ignatius Reilly.
You, me, and Ignatius Reilly.
You, me, and Ignatius Reilly.
These things still happen today. Look at the cartel.
Yeah this world may be bad now but at least when you get death row it's for something really bad like Jeffrey dhamer bad
me- "what the fuck can water do to hurt me??"
the grand canyon- "dude, you have NO idea"
This comment is way too underrated
@@wildbirbs9797 thank you :)
The punishment of Loki in Norse myths...only instead of water, is a poison falling on his head...😢
@@wildbirbs9797Real
if done for long enough the skin softens and then starts to peel off .
Im really missing 'Keelhauling' on this list. Imagine being tied up, thrown off of one side of the ship, dragged under the water while the barnacle infested keel rips you to shreds only to be pulled up on the other side of the ship and having the process repeated.
@UTTPPOLICENO NOT MR SLAV
Nah I'm good
Wasn't the trade to Keelhauling that it's fine IF you survive, which no one did.
Never thought of the barnacles, that’s knarly.
a wise man once said "some people threw rocks which is a little bit harder than lettuce"
He really thinks he’s hiding the fact that he’s a vampire 😭😭
Still not as bad as facing the wall to 'reflect' on actions.
YES
Still not as bad as hearing someone you look up to say "I'm not mad, just disappointed"
Real
@@guydude439 hear our parents saying that hurt more then 1000 cuts.
or wearing a face mask
The "Oublyat" torture sure is lonely
Spells it the gyat way
🎵I see you standing
Standing all on your own
It's such a lonely
Place for you, for you to be
If you need a shoulder
Or if you need a friend
I'll be here standing
Until, the bitter end...🎶
@@Thrustqlrizzy way
"For dangers untold and hardships unnumbered,I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city! To bring back the child which u have stolen... For my will is as strong as yours!! My kingdom is as great!!...............you have no power over me!!"
~Labyrinth
@@blackman5867na na na na na na na na na na now now oh oh oh oh oh oh...yeah love me some GnR man what made you write that?
It's honestly terrifying seeing the extent of humanity's capacity for cruelty against their own kin. We truly are monsters...
They*
Dont put me with them
@@randomguy2076wut?
@@michaelselz3389 They are saying that because they dont want to be associated with humans
@@randomguy2076 what are you?
Given that for every day we live, something else must die (being an animal of a plant). And that we can tune out the evil we do at will. To be honest, there is no way to survive in this world while being a 100% good with every living being. The closest to good is a tree. Which we will never be.
So yes, we are monsters. Some admit it, others live in denial. Some are Monster's Inc. Kind of monsters. Others are Berserk kind of monsters.
The worst method is making someone watch all 9 episodes of She-Hulk, in one go. Yes, this method is used by federal agents this day, but nobody talks about it.
“JUST LIKE A NAGGING WIFE IN A CAR” LOL 5:58
The worst torture Ive ever seen was a cartel video known as “Ghost Rider”, basically they kept squirting rubbing alcohol on this guys head and setting it on fire, over and over, until eventually there’s no flesh left and his head is just a mangled blood red skull. That and one known as “The Guerro Flaying” where the cartels flay someone’s face, they literally remove the skin from the person’s head and face in one long piece, while they’re alive. Highly DONT recommend looking for those.
I've watched that,that's pretty neck on neck with funkytown,quiero agua and mrs pacman IMO.
I also heard the ghost rider person was a perparator of the guerrero flaying.So he kinda deserved that.
This is not even a bruh moment, what the fuck is wrong with you
Yo-you actually saw that? I could never.
You mean "Zacatecas Flaying"
@@WhiteIrishGoatwhat this ghost rider did?
Not as cruel as McDonalds when you arrive one minute past breakfast time.
Mf thinks he's William Foster from Falling down
go on a diet.
?! EXACTLY!! This has happened to me too where they literally change the breakfast menu *in front of you* and then say 'no... you can't order breakfast...'
It was right there!! You swapped it as I opened my mouth!!!
@@thediamondkittygamingmore6614Had order breakfast on the mobile app. When I get to the drive thru expecting to pick up my already made breakfast they tell me, nope, you had to get here before breakfast ends. Apparently they don’t even start making the food until you get there. I had ordered in advance so I don’t have to worry about that because I was in the middle of something then had to drive there. I GOT THERE 4 MINUTES AFTER BREAKFAST ENDED. Fuck them
Bro this what I needed after watching that traumatising video
“That’s it, I’m putting you in the spiny cage for three moons!”
Three moons?? I can’t tell what that’s a reference to??
@@L-ghtlessSky it’s a samonella academy reference
@@KiiXii I was thinking either warriors (moons=months) or WOF (they have 3 moons)
i thought that was a fucking warrior cats reference 😭
@@ghostlyaxolotletsu same
Having the heretics fork tattooed on your throat would be the most metal thing ever
because it is metal isn't it
Even worse, many of the obliettes were more narrow than the length of your thigh bone, meaning that you couldn't sit down in a comfortable way and were forced to stand for as long as it took you to die
I would definitely be sentenced to the shut-up cage.
Missed opportunity to make a "Lettuce begin" joke after saying you will rate with cabbages
I can say goats have soft tongues, but friction for extended periods of time would change the sensitivity of the flesh. Not to mention goats bite at times x.x
This comment is cursed lmao
Garrincha: 💀
Why are you letting goats lick you for so long…?
Expected furry comment
Cool video! Well written and inspiri-- I mean informative!
💀💀💀
Very inspiring if you're writing a horror story 😌
Nah bruv very good comment but not much likes
@@XFHSDB I know right??!? I deserve way more 😆
ahh what a nice video to play at 1:50 AM on a school day
pov: you fell asleep first at the sleepover
Fax
Not a place to make jokes
Rookie mistake
@@aimannaufal1036I’m sure the 16th century peasants won’t be up in arms at the moment
Drawing a 🍆 on someone’s sleeping forehead is .001 rotten cabbage.
I can't tell if you are Russian who is extremely fluent in English or an English speaker with a very convincing Russian accent. Great job, love the videos.
his accent and emphasis on certain sounds is literally so beautiful, I couldn't get over it while watching LOL
He's Lithuanian
Sorry, I can't tell some accents apart easily. Thanks for clarifying@@lewisclarke2840
He's not Russian, he's Lithuanian, he's clarified it quite a few times (for example in a FAQ video). However, Lithuanians tend to have a rather similar accent as Russians because Lithuanian is a Baltic language and Baltic and Slavic languages were once a single large language family, so there are still quite some similarities (especially in the phonology). But Mr. Slav probably also actively imitates the Russian accent as such because although he's Lithuanian, he loves the Slavic people. As he himself said, who you are doesn't depend on your nationality, but on who you are in your heart. ❤
How do you know? He wears a sock on his head, how you know he is Russia?
The fact that he put berserk in makes me want to cry. What happened to Guts was so insane.
You mean Griffith?
@@Lollakukboth of them ig
@@akisatsuki8444 Nah fuck Griffith
Bro they aint torture Guts 😂
@@sameveland8560they can't lmao
Vlad the impaler, was also known to invite people who he felt were betraying him to dinner. When the alleged betrayer was on their way, he had other people who would go in and steal their kids, then he would have the alleged betrayer over for dinner and only after they had enjoyed their meal, would he reveal to them that they had eaten their own children.
Omg, that's so brutal
...
Fred makes pizza
Damn!
Something I notice is how much your local community made these punishments effective.
Not saying we should go back to torture people but non-violent criminals ending up in prison come out and are more likely to commit violent crime. The US prisons are so broken they are doing the opposite of what their purpose is. Then comes the corruption in all levels that land innocent people in prison.
I honestly would've thought they would die during the skinning, no, it's much much worse; so when you really explained how horrible flaying is, it made me realize how bad it would be to live on the planet Nostromo then have the Warhammer 40k Batman come out and flay you because you were trying to commit unalive on yourself...a much worse, and slow process.
Yeah it's such a horrific detail when you realize that someone can stay alive and suffer prolonged torment from getting their skin pulled off.. There is a modern horrible murder that happened around Poland i think? Where this monster tricked a girl to meet him at a farm house & he held her captive then skinned her alive. They only found this out because a fisherman was driving his boat and something got caught in the motor. They checked and found it was a person's skin... Which started the investigation. It's awful
@@benmcreynolds8581 holy crappola! That is some sick stuff. Glad they found out about it, but sad that she fell into that psycho's trap, no one deserves a death like that. There are some crazy people out there, stay safe man!
@@GreysenBell definitely sucks. I can't believe real life can be so much worse than any made up paranormal horror movie. If you look up that case it's just awful how he tricked a girl who was going thru a tough time in life, she had a promising future & even tho they discovered the evidence, it took them forever to make progress on this case. It's honestly mind boggling. Sorry about the difficult topic. I Hope you have a great day.
@@benmcreynolds8581 Life just keeps getting crazier and crazier, and everyone's doing crazier and crazier things. Insane stuff has happened in real life, worse than some horror movies, so bad that some horror movies are based on real killers, such as Leather Face, but im glad that we haven't (yet) reached the grim darkness of Warhammer 40k; but that's messed up that it took them a while to solve it. Also, it's fine, I'm interested in this kind of dark stuff, why do you think I am commenting on a video by Mr. Slav lol, but you have a great day too, and watch out for those loonies, they're everywhere
@@benmcreynolds8581 I think I found what you were talking about, was her name Katarzyna Zowada?
3:28 Back in the day, a woman being "very rude" probably meant she wasn't obeying her husband or letting him control her.
Still is today.
Dam strait.
If she simply expressed her opinion without his permission 😅
If that was true then a woman wouldn’t get married, probably more so for public outbursts or something.
@@legalza0843women had little to no other option than to get married, for social and economic reasons
As someone from Sweden I can say with certainty that we don’t shove crap into people’s mouths anymore
😔
How about snus though
surströmming doesnt count?
@@MRSLAVsome snus have fruit flavour these days.
I don't believe you
The last one is by far the worst
You won't just be dead at the end of the 40 days you won't be human
5:55 "...but you have no means to escape...just like a nagging wife in a car"
*Boom, roasted*
I love how he uses cabbages for a rating system 😂😂😂
Herectic fork was the ultimate jaw workout
I thought about scoliosis treatment
Those Medieval people knew the TRUE way of mewing. Those Medieval people were true Sigma's and Alpha's.
hard-core mewing
Ancient mewing device
mewing final boss
You know how messed up we are when half of these "torture" methods are now commonly used in the bedroom. Most common being pillory and Judas triangle.
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OH HELL NO -
@@AUDACITY245 Oh hell yes, unfortunately. Or quite fortunately depending on who you ask.
Wtfff 😟
I personally love flaying
The worst punishment in our school back in the 2000 to 2013 , was to make boys stand shirtless with their hands raised up. Their upper body would be bared completely. It was a very terrible corporal punishment.
Sounds stinky. Teenage boys haha
That's pretty weird. Your school was pretty weird for making people do that.
@@concept5631 yeah! I agree. We girls would be made to kneel down with hands raised up.
@@Saba_Rizvi193 *Oh.* *_Nah._*
That's messed up. Sorry you went through that.
@@concept5631 one of my male friends was made to stand shirtless with his hands raised up, in front of the headmistress. He took the punishment very gallantly. The headmistress would poke his navel with a cane stick, every time he tried to relax his arms. This way he was tortured.
Guy is 100% Lithuanian
The cartel have carried out both flaying and lingchi on a single person whose hands they cut off, while pumping him with adrenaline so he could feel it all. Humans will always be depraved.
The water drop one actually sounded painful. Isn't it a well-known fact that if you constantly drip water onto a rock, it will eventually break a hole in the surface?
Over the course of _thousands of years,_ yes.
my boy that process is more than the human lifespan LMAO
Still those water drops can numb the skin and after long time the skin starts to peel off like boiled potatoes.
I always thought it was the tediousness and the annoying drop of water that turns you insane, you wouldn’t be strapped on those things long enough for that to happen (cuz like the human body would be ancient as hell)
The water removing skin is a lie. If it's a pressure washer, maybe, but not just regular water drops.
Many think that humans have not progressed morally. The fact that almost all of us reject, and are appalled by, these cruel old tortures suggests that, despite being deeply flawed, we've improved to some extent.
Yes but then mexican cartel still doing this kind of thing right now. And was filmed. Maybe improved didnt apply to us all.
@@TeemoonMaster Barbarity is less mainstream today, more fringe.
Not really.
😂
@@TeemoonMasteryeah but it's still not as common as it was
@@AlmostEthical These torture elements were not common, and usually for criminals, or unfortunate maidens to a king being beheaded.
I guess in medieval times it was very important to keep rotten food around so that you can fit in with everybody when it was time to throw it at people. Imagine not having any rotten food. You would be an outcast. You'd probably get rotten food thrown at you. But at least then you'd have rotten food. And then you wouldn't be an outcast anymore. But at what point is your food just too damn rotten to touch? I mean even rotten
food requires some management. When does it go from not being edible to be good enough to throw it someone? And then how long do you have rotten food before the dogs won't even eat it and you don't want to even throw it at anyone? Do you save that really really rotten food to throw with sticks of people who commit capital offenses?
Lol "Relieving tension for money" (Prostitution) I love your way of wording things.
Whenever I'm feeling unwell due to anxiety or having a full-on panic attack, watching your videos helps an absolute ton. Your content, new and old, is the main component of the glue holding my mental stability intact
Never give up! ❤
This is either wholesome or terrifying I'm sorry
Think of this whenever someone tries to claim that society is sick now and used to be more wholesome.
This 100%
You're just spewing a blanket statement. You have to compare components.
Society got better obviously but regressed since the 2010’s
@@TheBeggies95 Nope. Not sure why you'd think something that's so blatantly wrong.
Look up necroderm mtf. Society rises and falls, right now we're on a downslope.
The Kramer family bloodline has a rich and accomplished history. So glad to see John keeping it alive in the modern day.
The fact that the Saw movies haven't touched most of these is criminal. Like seriously they have them like five movies worth of potential traps. Like i think the angel of death was inspired by blood eagle but I wanna see one about the wheel torture
I was thinking Cosmo Kramer lmfao
the second one makes me laugh more than it reasonably should, because it almost feels like "sit down and think about what you've done! >:("
Fun fact the miltary complex dose not consider sleep deprivation torture. For two main reasons and both are awful. The first one is too make solders and civilians to do anything they went (work harded, stay up longer on missions, March longer e.t.c), and not have a outlash, this leads to the second use of why... torture
No matter what human you are, you are NOT HIM. without sleep, you and everything that makes you whole will slip away without sleep
English is not your first language 😢
Lol kid you have no idea what youre talking about. I can guarantee you that and you have absolutely no experience with the military, another thing I can tell
@@cameronspence4977Who wants to have experience with the military? Bunch of psychopaths.
This has to be one of the craziest thing i read in a while. Your personality don't vanish when you are tired wtf
@@Panzermeiller I want each of you three panini heads to attempt military level sleep-deprivation and come back and say that you have all your shit still together!
when he said "the rats would bite into the very bowels" it kinda sounded like "the rats would bite into the very balls" lmao
WTF
@@พิไลพรคงเรือง it was bc of his accent lol
"hell took notice of the cruelty that man was capable of, and took notes..."
The last torture is how springlock almost killed afton i guess
never had i realize how grateful i am to be born in this generation
Might test these out! Thanks for the suggestions Mr. Slav!
what the fuck
Pls test them out on me, gurllll (especially the tickling one) 👋😚💗
Wtf
@@summer6762 was wrong lil broda? U wanna join 2 ?
thats not funny bro
I wasn't even close to expecting to hear the phrase "more cabbages, worse the torture" today 😆😆
Yeah man corned beef and cabbage go hard asf
There was an even more terrible execution, but it was practiced in hot countries. The head and body of the executed person were fixed, the mouth was sewn up, and a tube was inserted into the nose, through which a centipede or a large centipede, and more than one, was released... execution is really CREEPY when it gets into your lungs and starts crawling there in search of a way out...
Nope! Nopenopenopenopenopenope
New torture method in 2024..
If you get a bad report card you're going to have to deal with your dad with a belt and can't be on your phone for 2 weeks
To be honest I have to face that when I was 14....
1:23 and then the chair evolved to the internet lol
To think of actually going through one of those is awful
aint no way 💀💀first one freaky as hell
I'd like to try it on my gf tho.... if i had one
Man, seeing an old game that I grew up with being used in a video to showcase a torture device is honestly surreal 😂😂😂😂
Stronghold !
@@ad_noctis loved the game, growing up. Ended up buying the game on steam for the nostalgia 😂😂😂
@@ShadowBane4 same same. I got the remastered version a few weeks ago to relive it
Not the only one I see
Tho the creator forgot that the water dipping torture with chair was also present in Stronghold Crusader
@@d3nny_s3mpai also rack pulling
I bet they probably used the scold's bridle when a woman said: "I dont feel like cooking dinner, do you mind doing it for me? I litteraly have the plague"
I love how your content transitioned from shallow autoscrolling lists to this. It’s nice to hear brutal topics explained by a slavic voice :D
6:19 like those things on the playgrounds where you climb or get in it and begin getting spun 😭
And you ask them to stop and they just go faster
It made a cameo appearance in saw as a trap
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGuntrueee
Yea.. MOMMMMYYYY THERE STRANGERS TRYING TO MAKE ME FAINT AWAY MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY *cries* WAAAAA
I don't know about Phalaris being a "bad guy"; he was paid to make a torture device by a tyrannical ruler. Yeah some say the ruler was either "really horrified" or "really fascinated" by it, so that's up for debate. Not to mention that a good portion of the time, the condemned would have their tongues removed.
if i recall, method 19 also had a name where im from. we called it a "træhæst", meaning wood horse (shape wouldnt necessarily be triangle, but could be just a rectangle, tho what mattered was how it worked). reason why weight was put on the victims' feet (not sure if that was every time, or just sometimes), was because otherwise it had happened that they fell off, so the weight would prevent that.
and yes, if you were put on this for long enough, it was lethal. in history class ive been told about some guy who finally reached the end of his punishment, but shortly after vomited blood and died
I think it was also was known to be the Spanish Donkey
Imagine what some of those rulers would have thought of if they'd knew about radioactivity...
Israel uses some of these methods to this day.
like wha
The most unhinged thing about it is all of those things might didn't even exist at those times, most probably turning out to be fictional/made by people long after to make profit on the shock factor.
Now I can't stop thinking about future archeologists finding "Saw" movie props and thinking that we *actually* used those as torture devices.
Cope. You clearly don’t understand human nature
@@drygordspellweaver8761 do I? Or is it your unquestionable edgelord self, which only sees cruelty as a part of human nature?
@@fakeaccount9376 Your English sucks, so you aren't making the explosive argument you think you are making.
Cruelty is in fact part of human nature. This is indisputable fact. But that doesn't mean there aren't redeeming qualities as well. Thus, to "only see" cruelty as a "part" of human nature actually means to see all the other qualities as well.
Perhaps you meant to say "which sees only cruelty". Given how you seem to have the intelligence of a doorknob, this is likely the case. Still, not the "gotcha" you expect. It's a totally fallacious strawman to imply that acknowledgement of the factual existence of these torture devices means to acknowledge that there is ONLY cruelty in human nature.
There has been extensive documentation on pretty much everything in this list. Just about every society that ever existed has had its own methods and devices of torture. People are still implementing and refining ways to harm each other. Nobody is saying humans are totally irredeemable. Most of us watching this wouldn't dream of doing such things listed here. But to pretend things aren't as bad as they really have been is a naive way of looking at things. It would cause us as a species to fall back into even worse habits. We have to remember our history.
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGun you know what iron maiden is? A pretty grotesque medieval torture device, google it. It was all over medieval torture device exhibitions at it's times. There comes the neat part: there was no historical evidence of it before the said exhibitions. That one case made me reconsider my views on that topic. I'm not saying that humans didn't torture each other in past, but that I believe they didn't use such grotesque methods.
21:06 Griffith showed🥰
Man!, the way this go slowly from bad to worse gives us an idea of torture!
I don't think goats have soft tongues: they eat thistles and other thorny plants!
When they go hungry, and have nothing better to eat, they beggin ripping off tree bark, so it can't be difficult for them to do the same on a person's foot.
About crucifixion, it often caused the dislocation of arms and legs when the outstretched body was hoisted up after being bailed.
Literally the thumbnail:
“Shut up cage”
I don't know you guys would believe me... I wouldn't believe it if someone tell me a story like that, but is true to the last word. When I was like 5-6 years old I was with my grandma in the backyard with the farm animals and a goat came close to my face and licked my forehead and a part of my hair. The same licked part of my hair stayed up even when I washed it. It wasn't like that before the licking. I'm now 33 years old with a soldier haircut and when I grew my hair a little longer like 2 fingers the same part of my hair still stays up 'till this day. I don't know what kind of lick was that, but that part of my hair is not fixable. It only stays up.
Do you got some pics?
@@blackman5867 Pics? You won't see a thing, because I'm with a soldier haircut right now. I think I have some photos of me when I was younger with some longer hair. It stays up over my right eye. It is a messed up part of the britton.
That's funny because some people call hair that sticks up on certain part of someone's scalp, a cow lick
@@philswift795 In Portugal we call that a "peido", translated it means "fart" 😂
OHHHH so that's probably why it's called a "cow lick" I bet when farm animals lick your hair that happens.
0:55 the Goat Rizz
real
not funny
@@xrysa.mitsou not to you maybe
its like making ohio jokes @@yeezoyoutube
@@xrysa.mitsou maybe my humor is beyond repair but it got a hyuck out of me
Still not as bad as getting up for work every day
Blud at least you have a job
Never give up! ❤
Getting up for work every day is not even a punishment
@@blackman5867 damn😂
11:22 the spikes were positionated at strategic spots so they wont hit any critical parts of the victim's body and prolongate the pain.
“A psychological torture done in Scotland” Say no more fam, being trapped in Scotland is a torture in and of itself.
We’re definitely at the hands of unpredictable water torture!
thanks for the ideas.
ayooo
It's going to stay hypothetical, isn't it? ISN'T IT???
@@dg148_online no thats boring
Not funny
Wut
the kids in our basement might enjoy these ancient fun rides😁😁 thanks for the suggestion
10:03 The anticipation for a punchline was strong on this one
Long sudden pause
Drawing and quartering is one of my personal favorites. The quartering part in particular.
1:57 the writing on the image translates to "flute of shame for bad musicans " btw
I feel like the shut up cage would be more useful today especially for twitter.
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