Julius Caesar: Unbiased History - Rome VIII

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  • @Dovahhatty
    @Dovahhatty  4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    You can watch it on other video platforms as well:
    - Bitchute: www.bitchute.com/video/gHNVzAapPus/
    - LBRY/Odysee: odysee.com/@Dovahhatty:7/8--Julius-Caesar:5

    • @birgaripadam7112
      @birgaripadam7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot to mention the prophecy of king who is the only one who can defeat anothet king which ceased were about to show people it was him

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lepidus: the dude noone remembered, gave ceasar the last dinner before his death, had a triumph for doing nothing, was honored with a golden statue on the forum for (not at this time) beating the pompeius-pirat and Mark Antonius (he didnt), until the senat realiced it, sat on his fat ass in africa surrounded by 16 legions, 6 were loyal to octavian, lived a happy live in luxus, while everyone made a civilwar and than crossed to sicily to support octavian fights against pompeius-pirat, actual beaten the pompeius-pirat by watching agrippa and octavian doing his job, took 10 legions of pompius-pirat under his own command and THAN octavian formed up with his army in front of his army-camp for fearing a betrayal by the more-powerfull lepidus and his legions run to octavian, he was pardoned by octavian (after all he did nothing) and lived to his death a happy luxurious live under lockdown.
      in some sense, he had a great live and was not killed like most powerfull people in these times. lost potencial? probably, but he knew, he couldnt win, so he didnt fought. what? his son was killed by octavian later? pfff only after the son of Lepidus created 2 kids with the daughter of octavian's daugther. (yep thereby octavian killed his step-grandson) and the female line of Lepidus created the actual sane and more popular line of octavians, who were killed of by Nero and his bitch-wife and stoped to unite earlier with clodius (like it was set up by octavian/augustus) by bitch-Messalina.
      in some sense, this lepidus-octavian connection is the true, sane, good line of roman emperors.

    • @Hello-ig1px
      @Hello-ig1px 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why did you say f**g*t in this video?
      you do realize that no one says this word anymore, right?

    • @Alexios1389
      @Alexios1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hello-ig1px every body says it

  • @hanspetrich6520
    @hanspetrich6520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5772

    Finally a channel that can give me a truly unbiased education about the perfect Roman Empire and it's glorious leaders

    • @Vesporeon
      @Vesporeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      Caesar did nothing wrong
      *Denies Gaulicide like a boss*

    • @tomlazz2199
      @tomlazz2199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I think he’s being satirical about it

    • @Vesporeon
      @Vesporeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@tomlazz2199 perhaps we are as well?
      *NO! ONLY A FILTHY PLEB, BARBARIAN OR GREEKOID WOULD SAY THAT!*

    • @craizymartis5356
      @craizymartis5356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@tomlazz2199 No, he is not. He's simply spitting the facts

    • @mogyesz9
      @mogyesz9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He was stabbed 23 times, not 27. I cannot trust this channel anymore.

  • @jamesrussels7766
    @jamesrussels7766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3625

    La benis was a stroke of genius.

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4259

    1M celts killed
    1M celts enslaved
    *dabs on em*
    lmfao

    • @merlotingreigory3606
      @merlotingreigory3606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      based

    • @qliphalpuzzle5453
      @qliphalpuzzle5453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      And yet Columbus gets shit on because he has a holiday

    • @athomicritics
      @athomicritics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      its good but not good enough , it should have happened to the germanic tribes

    • @simonpeter5032
      @simonpeter5032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@qliphalpuzzle5453 JC has a month, July

    • @koatam
      @koatam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@simonpeter5032 Caesar has the whole calendar to be honest.

  • @y.r._
    @y.r._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    Simps: "Caesar evil! He genocided the gauls!"
    Apologist cucks: "Nooooo that was no genocide, caesar is not evil, genocide wasn't defined as a war crime back then hurr durr"
    True history chads: "TWO MILLION CELTS WEREN'T ENOUGH!"

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Based

    • @mingthan7028
      @mingthan7028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Mythology writers: Make it double

    • @journaiistic1395
      @journaiistic1395 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It will never be enough..

    • @SK0LDR1
      @SK0LDR1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shitalians still seethe that their glorious civilization got BTFO by a few shirtless maniacs

    • @duartepereira9400
      @duartepereira9400 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Neither were 500k jews ...

  • @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731
    @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    I thank you for making this video in my honor

  • @rchetype7029
    @rchetype7029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3123

    This video isn't accurate at all.Julius Caesar was a red square, even Livy confirms this.

    • @gavinhopkins9948
      @gavinhopkins9948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Historis Civilis ?

    • @nicetry69420
      @nicetry69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Ignore that Caesar hating cuck, he's a gaulfag

    • @kobyschuman7006
      @kobyschuman7006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I love Civilis

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nicetry69420 What was so good about Caesar?

    • @patchesohoolihan666
      @patchesohoolihan666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Appropriate, given he was a pleb pleasing populist. Caesar=Commie

  • @levimogford3202
    @levimogford3202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Dovah then: "23 min special"
    Dovah now: 40 minute episode.
    God bless

  • @VARVIS_
    @VARVIS_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2362

    Ceasar could possibly be the biggest chad to have ever existed

    • @bobesponja7791
      @bobesponja7791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      What about biggus dickus?

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Alexander is his only challenge. Maybe Genghis Kahn too. But I don't know enough about their chad status or chad achievements to be sure.

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@lastmanstanding7155
      Chengis was a chang

    • @jackkeenan4616
      @jackkeenan4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Only surpassed by Alexander.

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      These are men so chadly they make Theodore Roosevelt look like a virgin by comparison. And T.R is the chaddest president behind only Lincoln and Washington

  • @nickcara97
    @nickcara97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    The Chad Caesar vs. the Virgin Senate

    • @drageben145
      @drageben145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Virgin: i am the senate

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Le Benis: :D:D:D:D:D:D

    • @MoreMallards
      @MoreMallards 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      imagine taking first stabs at god, but you only graze him on the shoulder. Casca shoul dhave killed himself right there

    • @gameoflife9576
      @gameoflife9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@drageben145 not yet

    • @drageben145
      @drageben145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gameoflife9576 it's treason then
      Reeeeeeee

  • @troybaker5120
    @troybaker5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    “The Gauls won’t genocide themselves”

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A sad state of affairs that plagues Europe to this day indeed...

    • @throwthrough4053
      @throwthrough4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Troy Baker are you sure about that?

    • @caominhnhat1455
      @caominhnhat1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel b French now is no Gaul they are more Germanic I believe

    • @felipegome1
      @felipegome1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@caominhnhat1455 They are Gauls in the north (Langue D'Oil) and Latins in the south (Langue D'Occ)

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@felipegome1 The Celts in Bretony! Don't forget them!

  • @Aester
    @Aester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    "hands are chob chob"
    -la benis :D :D

    • @cashmininger2503
      @cashmininger2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Dude I just tried to pronounce your name and my furniture started floating wtf.

    • @Aester
      @Aester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cashmininger2503 Eastern Magic is in the air brother

    • @xaph5575
      @xaph5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fugg :DD

    • @jh5596
      @jh5596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      shids fugged :DDDDD
      - Le benis

  • @dunadan7136
    @dunadan7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    On Labienus, Labienus was one of Caesar’s lifelong friends, and even when Labienus defected to Pompey and denounced Caesar as a traitor, Caesar still regarded Labienus as a friend. He’s also a brilliant commander and a match for Caesar in battle

    • @iDeathMaximuMII
      @iDeathMaximuMII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Indeed, and Caesar was incredibly sad to hear that he died during the Spanish Campaign as he wished to pardon him & re-enlist him in his Army

    • @Apeironus55
      @Apeironus55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Labienus will always be a legend to me. Shame he isn’t held on the same level of importance as cato, cicero, antony, etc.

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iDeathMaximuMIIimagine if Caesar still had him and Pompey to make use of in war… imagine that Parthian War…

    • @padraig6200
      @padraig6200 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's honestly criminal how over shadowed Labienus is by Caesar.
      Titus was every bit as good a general as Caesar was and he proved it time and time again in Gaul and in the civil war, he just wasn't as lucky.

  • @Dovahhatty
    @Dovahhatty  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    Gods, 100k views.
    Was it because of le benis?

    • @restituororbis8988
      @restituororbis8988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Le Benis is a legend!

    • @diegos.uniqueuser
      @diegos.uniqueuser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Y35

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@restituororbis8988 You're god damn right my man.

    • @imranmeco3393
      @imranmeco3393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I came here when someone who posted the Romans dabbing told me the source.

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@imranmeco3393 Be welcomed then friend.

  • @theepicolaf-gunther1389
    @theepicolaf-gunther1389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I, as a fellow german angry man, just love the german subtitles at 4:41 xD first of all, he used "Sie" to address his fellow germans, which is a polite/formal version of "you"(plural). Then he used "Zivilisierung". I guess you meant to use "Zivilisation", which means civilization, while Zivilisierung can also mean that, but is rather used for the process to civilize someone.
    So the german leader formally commands his troops to destroy the process to civilize someone xD

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Which is exzctly what Germans do though...ypu don't just hate the byproduct, you aee hardcoded to hate the process and the concept.

    • @Louigi36
      @Louigi36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@TheBayzent Can confirm. It's not that I hate civillized people, but the right of man is to fling shit. Trying to stop someone in the middle of a good throw is deeply immoral.

    • @radeknp.kowalski
      @radeknp.kowalski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he actually mentioned many times that he makes this mistakes intentionally, e.g. pronouncing Cilicia as Sicilia

    • @finonevado8891
      @finonevado8891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Louigi36 wew fair enough

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@finonevado8891also, pants.

  • @Anouar1347
    @Anouar1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    "dEgEnErAtEs LiKe YoU bElOnG tO a CrOsS"
    -Some random Legionairy

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Ave, unto Caesar.

    • @maximumthrottle5391
      @maximumthrottle5391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ave, true to kimball.

    • @canadariots1139
      @canadariots1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@maximumthrottle5391 Not funny didn't laugh. Plus you're NCR.

    • @maximumthrottle5391
      @maximumthrottle5391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@canadariots1139 >tfw you realize you've fucked up so much in your life that you unironically support the legion

    • @canadariots1139
      @canadariots1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@maximumthrottle5391 Bold of you to assume I wasn't being ironic when we're literally commenting under an 'unbiased 'history video

  • @monkeyt2675
    @monkeyt2675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    My humanities teacher actually showed this to my class!

    • @calleocho2107
      @calleocho2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Lmao now that’s a 21th century typical class lesson

    • @alduinthepimpmaster7251
      @alduinthepimpmaster7251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Based

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Hadrianon Roman propaganda isn't an education.

    • @unclesam5230
      @unclesam5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I couldn’t like this because it’s at 117 the height of the Roman Empire

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@jasonbelstone3427 wrong

  • @Seagull780
    @Seagull780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2207

    "I hate English pronunciation"
    *continues to pronounce Caesar as seesar*

    • @jocojoel
      @jocojoel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      @TheHuwhiteKnight the correct latin pronunciation is "kaysar"

    • @theallnumbcrow8685
      @theallnumbcrow8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yup. The ae in Caesar is similar to æ found in old Germanic languages and pronounced 'I'. Can also make an A noise, as in Chael.
      Also C can sound like S like Cicero, and V can sound like W. As in 'Ave hail Caesar'
      Europe is weird.

    • @anter11
      @anter11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @TheHuwhiteKnight its actually pronouned like Kasser

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@theallnumbcrow8685 no

    • @theallnumbcrow8685
      @theallnumbcrow8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fressejetzt840 Sure.

  • @BroadwayRonMexico
    @BroadwayRonMexico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Curious how he'll handle Constantine when he gets to him. On one hand, the series really doesnt like Christianity, but on the other hand, even he'll probably have to admit Constantine was definitely one of the most Chad emperors

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @TheHuwhiteKnight The foundations had already been derailed for decades, let's not kid ourselves. The Severans had already done that.
      And he had a brand new capital city as splendorous as Rome itself built in just 6 years. Didnt like the senatorial class, so he told them off by building a newer, shinier, wealthier capital which was named after himself (and they had to capitulate to him to be allowed to move there). There arent many ways more chad than that to give your enemies the finger
      Not too many monuments were destroyed under Constantine either. That really began in earnest under Theodosius I

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same way he went from Pro Optimate to Pro Populares just a few videos ago. Constantine only accepted the Eastern Death Cult as State Religion because of Diocletan's failures to clean Europe from Christcuck scum, and who only "accepted" Christianity fully in his deathbed.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Association of Free People Renaming =/= Founding

    • @thenogoodbandit6971
      @thenogoodbandit6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Almost there bro, Constantine is next episode

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Verdict in: chad. Christianity is cool because it's just a retexture mod for the cult of sol invictus, but christcuckery is still bad (eg. Arianus heresy etc)

  • @anonymousv1
    @anonymousv1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    You need a lot of Roman meme knowledge to actually enjoy this.
    I pity the plebs who don't possess the same.

    • @tylerdurden3722
      @tylerdurden3722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Lol the salt on Carthage was the funniest.

    • @2010Temperato
      @2010Temperato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Meme knowledge and BIG DICK ENERGY

    • @CoolDrifty
      @CoolDrifty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Anyone who says they have “roman meme knowledge” is a pleb and I pity them

    • @anonymousv1
      @anonymousv1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@CoolDrifty sure, 'CoolDrify'

    • @CoolDrifty
      @CoolDrifty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@anonymousv1 At least my name wasn't made by smashing my keyboard

  • @ericchu117
    @ericchu117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    This is like a Historia Civilis' video on steroids

    • @raaaaaaaaaam496
      @raaaaaaaaaam496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And way more inaccurate

    • @raaaaaaaaaam496
      @raaaaaaaaaam496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      But on purpose ik

    • @marcose1137
      @marcose1137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      GamingRanger accurate*

    • @MichaelS-vy1ku
      @MichaelS-vy1ku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      apparently HC is a marxist too

    • @pseudoproak
      @pseudoproak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably heavily inspired by HC

  • @Deriak27Forever
    @Deriak27Forever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    >1812 Overture
    I see you're a man of culture

    • @rottik3327
      @rottik3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vivaldi's Winter too

    • @Meyour67120
      @Meyour67120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's even more a man of culture when you know the 1812 overture of Tchaikovsky was a hommage to the French national anthem... On point with the topic since we're talking of genociding Gauls.

    • @TheTonyMcD
      @TheTonyMcD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "le benis" Yes, very cultured indeed.

    • @JonyTony2018
      @JonyTony2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Meyour67120
      Hommage to the French? It served as a commemoration of the Russian Glorious victory over filthy Frenchmen! Anthems alternate, as one side gains upon another, with Marseillaise playing first and then "God save the Tsar!" later.

    • @sircoloniser5454
      @sircoloniser5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Russian empire actually claimed to be the third rome

  • @dagdamor1
    @dagdamor1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I see that Centurii-Chan over there in the corner.

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I see..you are a men of culture as well

  • @TheTeoras1
    @TheTeoras1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    10/10, the chad way to learn history.

  • @alienworm1999
    @alienworm1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    4 years of Historia Civilis summarised in 20 minutes

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Minus the liberal whining about "muh genocide of Gauls". His videos are excellent and in-depth, but his anti-Caesar biases would show at times. It wasn't John Green level, but it was still enough to be noticeable.

    • @alienworm1999
      @alienworm1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@comicsans1689 bruh

    • @koatam
      @koatam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "He Genocided the Gauls!"
      The world is better for it.

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@comicsans1689 You think genocide is something to gloss over?

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@liamjm9278 Yes, he does - it's easy to be a piece of shit when you live on the internet and don't have to confront or interact with the reality behind the edgelord shit you endorse. Not to mention to this guy simply ACKNOWLEDGING genocide is 'whiny shit' - not, it's history. True history to people like him is whatever agrees with his preconceived worldview - he is weak like that - a pleb.

  • @admontblanc
    @admontblanc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The story ends on a sad and tragic note, but the sequel totally makes up for that.

  • @AncientIrishCelt
    @AncientIrishCelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    "...and the worst thing of all. Britons"
    *Everyone in Ireland liked that*

    • @ingold1470
      @ingold1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      But what if the Irish are Britons? The Anglos didn't arrive until well after Rome fell...

    • @40kbrit47
      @40kbrit47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ireland was, is and will always be worthless.

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@40kbrit47 tfw when Ireland’s the sole English speaking nation in the EU has close relations with all the major western powers, England depends on them for exports and supplies,have the most renowned peace keeper force in the world, fed the British empire was the most important part of the empire both strategically and agriculturally.

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@40kbrit47 tfw when England is just the lapdog of America nowaday

    • @ningen7736
      @ningen7736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@itnotmeitu3896 Dude Ireland could be asked by the US to bark and they would reply “how loud”

  • @afkbeto
    @afkbeto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    While La benis is all fun of a pun, Titus Labienus Chadus Maximus was a mad lad much better than Marcus Antonius. Even Gaius Iulius Caesar Chadus Optimus considered him as a great friend.

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who was Labienus actually? I confess my knowledge on Romans beside Caesar and Trajan is shitty, so I don't know much about that guy. All I know about him is that he's a pretty solid general. But that's about it really.

    • @mel577
      @mel577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Agreed. Labienus helped Caesar win his most of his battles. He was a great general and in the end, betraying Caesar was our of principle rather than personal.
      Let's not forget Caesar violated Roman law and pulled a Sulla, the very same dictator who almost had a young, innocent Caesar killed out of spite.

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Association of Free People He asked for permission? Damn. Now that's a bro right there. They may be enemies on principles, but bros are still bros, and no senatorial bullshit is gonna change that. No wonder Caesar valued him greatly. A friend like that is a good one, even if on opposing sides.

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Association of Free People Since you know more about him, why did he stayed loyal to the Republic? I mean, him and Caesar has obviously been through a lot together, and the war in Gaul is very much hellish. Those kind of straits should have really cemented their friendship, above and beyond the call of brohood so to say. It just struck me as odd that he would stick to a corrupt Republic instead of his friend. Did he had any special devotion to the Republic?

    • @CrazyNikel
      @CrazyNikel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said

  • @zeriel9148
    @zeriel9148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Labienus was kind of a badass. He was instrumental in a lot of Caesar's earlier victories, and the only guy who had a good record against Caesar when he fought, it was really the incompetents he was surrounded by that made him lose. If he had been fully in charge I think it's questionable if Caesar would have won.

    • @marcorc5167
      @marcorc5167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's a good theory but Caesar destroyed even Pompey in the civil war, along with Labienus and others of good military record.
      He defeated all of them in the end so to me it's no doubt Caesar was better.

    • @zeriel9148
      @zeriel9148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@marcorc5167 Labienus was in control of a particular wing of the forces, he wasn't in control of the overall army. And that wing of the forces gave Caesar a lot of trouble, it was a draw that would have verged towards victory for Labienus if Caesar hadn't withdrawn, and it was later moves by Labienus "superiors" that saw him (Labienus) defeated.

    • @GateCaptain
      @GateCaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@zeriel9148 Lets not forget that after Labienus was killed his head was brought to Caesar, who then ordered his men to find Labienus' body so he could be buried with full honors. Considering that the two had served together for several years and had a close friendship, it's kind of sad that it ended the way it did.

    • @Master-Bait
      @Master-Bait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LaBenis :DDDDD

    • @xaph5575
      @xaph5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fug :DD

  • @ChudicusMaximus
    @ChudicusMaximus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    REMINDER
    Even Napoleon was Italian.

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      So the great Chad leaders sometimes skips generations then

    • @1000eau
      @1000eau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He was french. When he was born, Corsica was already french. And he always considered himself as french and was not considered as "really corsican" by other corsican as he killed a lot of corsicans for the French Republic...

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@1000eau He was Corsican by birth - trying to retroactively assign nationalism to places that weren't yet nationalized is an exercise in stupidity. That said, I'm willing to bet if you asked him he'd say he were French, and that has to count for a lot, but regardless of his self-identity, you can even look at the ole boy and see them Italian genes floating around.

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@fuzzydunlop7928 We are just not assigning nothing, his parents were from Tuscany and his mothertongues were tuscan and corsican both italian languages, therefore he was italian

    • @alduinthepimpmaster7251
      @alduinthepimpmaster7251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@1000eau Napoleon was Corscian, during his younger years he believed in Corscian Nationalism. It wasn't till later he saw the benefits of the French Republic and wanted Corscia to accept the French which led to him being exiled and fully embracing France.

  • @cletusawreetus-awrightus2799
    @cletusawreetus-awrightus2799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

  • @hugsli
    @hugsli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    still the best /his/torian!

  • @federicoarmada8775
    @federicoarmada8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    00:34: Gaius Julius Caesar
    01:18: Cicero
    01:29: Catiline
    01:43: Cato the Younger
    02:07: Crassus & Pompey
    02:38: Bibulus
    03:23: Clodius
    03:39: Labienus
    04:23: Ariovistus
    04:45: Publius Crassus
    06:09: Galba
    06:32: Decimus Brutus
    07:34: Cassivelanus
    08:42: Vercingetorix
    09:36: Marcus Antonius
    13:00: Domitius
    13:55: Lepidus
    14:36: Brutus
    15:18: Cleopatra
    15:59: Mithridates of Pergamum
    16:23: Pharnaces of Bosphorus
    17:13: Scipio, Juba & Lebenis
    18:43: Gnaeus & Sextus (Pompey's sons)
    19:00: Octavius
    20:59: Cassius

  • @Snaut1
    @Snaut1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “The coming of Caesarism breaks the dictature of money and its political weapon, democracy. [...] The sword is victorious over the money, the master-will subdues again the plunderer-will.”
    - Oswald Spengler

  • @Fruzhin5483
    @Fruzhin5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "The year was 69 BC"Nice

  • @_Channel-ce4vq
    @_Channel-ce4vq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Apreciate the little nod to Historia Civilis

    • @_Channel-ce4vq
      @_Channel-ce4vq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Jackson DeCourcy The Bibulus reward. Look at the trophy he holds up at 14:12

    • @chai8941
      @chai8941 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      100+1_Channel Which episode is the Bibulus Award in?

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was it an insult or a nod?

    • @tinyman1144
      @tinyman1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chai8941 Pompey dies

  • @CosmaSan99
    @CosmaSan99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    15:03 I knew it was coming, i just felt it

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar2319
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What, he was

    • @CosmaSan99
      @CosmaSan99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gaiusjuliuscaesar2319 H E W A S A C O N S U L O F R O M E

    • @yeboxxx_channel_2505
      @yeboxxx_channel_2505 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A consul of Rome...
      For a Consul to be killed like some low thief!

  • @Pandadude-eg9li
    @Pandadude-eg9li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    19:52. You know the guy to Brutus' left as Cassius.
    Fun fact: Gaius Cassius Longinius was one survivor of Carrhae.
    That same battle, he was the ultimate reason Marcus Licinius Crassus died.
    He's more of a virgin than any other character in this entire series.

  • @MuffinmanondruryIane
    @MuffinmanondruryIane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    t. le benis :DDDD

  • @johnwadsworth5946
    @johnwadsworth5946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That was definitely unbiased; especially the bit about Cleopatra. I loved it.

  • @adamm2091
    @adamm2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    COOOOOOONSUUUUUUUUUUL
    OFFFFFFFFFFF
    ROOOOOOOOOMEEEEEE

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shame.

  • @trevor5666
    @trevor5666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “And no one can say it wasn’t justified.” 😂😂 So much of this video feels like a Historia Civilis clap back, lmao

  • @mbgdemon
    @mbgdemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    So many hours reading Tacitus and Livy and looking at the sculptures of the emperors and this series has managed to brainwash me into visualizing the Chad meme as what all great Romans look like... the statues just look wrong now

    • @theta_clips
      @theta_clips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me with Domitian lol, seeing him depicted as a sort of immature looking smug prick does not align with my understanding of him lol.

    • @alik5972
      @alik5972 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO ME TOO. At least we can visualize Scipio Africanus as one since he has no remaining statues, or at least from when he was fighting Hannibal

  • @Verm1n
    @Verm1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    wow, this video's been out for almost a year and i just now noticed that you can see Aurelian's helmet in the sky when Caesar looks towards the sun

  • @beybladeguru101
    @beybladeguru101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Julius was stabbed 5 times while he was alive, and 18 times when he was dead.

    • @Sp1rit19
      @Sp1rit19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Historia civils..and Brutus stabbed him in the groin we might say that was brutal..eh..ehh? Ehem

    • @JingleJangle256
      @JingleJangle256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What can you expect from a bunch of virgin senators too cowardly to get their hands dirty. It took half a dozen armed nerds to kill the unarmed chad Caesar.

  • @brotherian6845
    @brotherian6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    it truly is a beauty thing when /his/ and /pol/ come together in one like this

  • @AntonioBrandao
    @AntonioBrandao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    As a proud citizen of Braccara Augvsta, founded by Augvstus in 20BC, I endorse your truthful account of events. Requesting a video explaining why Rome should have remained Pagan and reject that middle eastern cult that plagued the empire later on.

    • @Dovahhatty
      @Dovahhatty  5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      There'll be a bit of that on the next vid

    • @christianfreedom-seeker2025
      @christianfreedom-seeker2025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean that Middle Eastern Cult of Demeter that adopted Jesus as a side deity and was known as the Roman Church which split into the Orthodox and Catholic Church? You would be surprised how close to the truth you came in your statement. The true faith in Christ remains small and fairly well hidden and someday, when it is all over, Jesus will sort out the Good from the Evil and will reward the Good and destroy the Evil.

    • @buuuuuuurn-the-heretic
      @buuuuuuurn-the-heretic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Heil IVPPITER OPTIMVS MAXIMVS!!!!

    • @justinleecw
      @justinleecw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not exactly accurate in hindsight, but certainly amusing.

    • @fireballbastard7873
      @fireballbastard7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The purest of cringe.
      There's a reason why Constantine was associated with the last golden age of Rome, even as it was already dying.
      Wholesome, heterosexual monogamy = good
      Fucking everything with a pulse, and giving your wife an STD you got from an enslaved male prostitute = bad

  • @Cristiano95ify
    @Cristiano95ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Dova: "Only a fool would trust a German"
    Theodosius: "Hello there, i'm the Great"

  • @mathtonight1084
    @mathtonight1084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I always forgot about Labienus, and now I don't think I'll ever be able to forget him again. Thank you for the wonderful video.

  • @Seltkirk
    @Seltkirk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    A CONSOLE OF ROME!!!

    • @burnttoast546
      @burnttoast546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      xbox playstation nintendo

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A CONSOOOLE
      FOR
      CD-ROOOOOME

    • @hyperchetnikmapping3401
      @hyperchetnikmapping3401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I have the PlayStation Crassus not as good as the Xbox Caligula’s Horse but better then the Nintendo Balbinus

  • @sargisshirinyan6280
    @sargisshirinyan6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    dude, you're awesome. i love how you put everything together, and i love how you use references. like weapons and scenery from skyrim or music form AC ezio auditore and stuff. you're amazing, thanks for doing what you do.

  • @animefreddiemercury
    @animefreddiemercury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love your videos, also appreciate the slower pace. My tiny Germ brain can't handle the fast paced stuff.

  • @SolarpunkEnjoyer
    @SolarpunkEnjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Sometimes, late at night, when I'm struggling to fall asleep because of Pompey's death, I roam the house for hours, sometimes yelling "HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!". My neighbours love me.

  • @srifenbyex
    @srifenbyex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I guess it's time to install Rome total war again

  • @taylorday6244
    @taylorday6244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Titus, get the gladius" your animations are top notch they add so much to the video. Keep it up!

  • @MrGenoHydra
    @MrGenoHydra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Chad edition Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture really does fit this episode.

  • @andrewabate5544
    @andrewabate5544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love the ROME reference u put in there at 15:01!

  • @islamicschoolofmemestudies
    @islamicschoolofmemestudies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your video is surprisingly detail. I learned more about caesar from you than from my history teacher. Thank you bro
    YOU ARE THE CHAD!!!

  • @MediaGhost_
    @MediaGhost_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "The Caesar has marked you for death, and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!"

  • @Survivethejive
    @Survivethejive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    i lol'd

    • @Dovahhatty
      @Dovahhatty  5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Glad to hear it, barbarian apologist.

    • @SneedPatch
      @SneedPatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      luv me Boudicca
      luv chariots
      luv mead
      'ate Romans
      'ate Saxons
      'ate walls
      not racist just dont like em simple as

    • @modedealer8155
      @modedealer8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dovahhatty hes a fascist...

    • @modedealer8155
      @modedealer8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrAwrsomeness alright, let me report him.

    • @qaesar09
      @qaesar09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      **laughs in proto indo european**

  • @bigsmoke6675
    @bigsmoke6675 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wonderful video as always
    t. le benis :DD

  • @Cesar-fq6ng
    @Cesar-fq6ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    >tfw just realized dovahhatty is the same guy as the vocaroo caesarboo

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The who

    • @lolihitler4198
      @lolihitler4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dabtican4953 probably some infamous anon on /his/

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pretty hilarious video, don't know why it was recommended to me but I laughed out loud at several of the events being described; love your brutal up front approach to no sugar coating any of the facts (and celebrating them) the chad vs virgin visuals were also pretty funny.

  • @iii8410
    @iii8410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is like 3 years of Historia Civilis summarised in one video

  • @Cba409
    @Cba409 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im binge watching this whole playlist for the first. Absolute genius my friend. The world needs you.

  • @420judaspriest
    @420judaspriest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    LMFAO OMG LETS SEE HOW MARC ANTONY IS DOING IN ROME ....OMG THAT SONG OMG OMG OMG ILOVE YOU BRO this shit how do you not have a billion views as far as i can tell everything so far your saying is correct.

  • @machoflops
    @machoflops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so fucking well done, like holy shit. Ive been putting a lot of these off for some time but wow man, you are truly a messenger of the gods with this series

  • @MrLolx2u
    @MrLolx2u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Caesar actually wanted to be emperor but only the population denied or voiced their displeasure about it.
    The event where Marcus Antonius found the crown wasn't far from the end of the Civil War and all the time while Caesar was back, he haven't greeted the plebians that supported him yet so when Marcus Antonius got back to Caesar, he brought the crown with him.
    It was recorded somewhere that when Caesar saw the golden olive crown, he din't say anything much but told one of his slave to hold on to it behind him. Then he went out to the balcony and waved at the crowd. The crowds were cheering and Caesar had an idea to test the "water" (idea) of crowning himself emperor. With the crowd still going wild looking Caesar in the face, he took the crown and hovered it above his head, signalling he's donning it. However, the crowd went silent. When it took it out, the roar erupted again. Caesar thought for a while then tried it again. The same thing happened and for the third time he did it, it happened again and this gave Caesar a clear sign who places the crown back on the cushion, sent the slave to the back and then addressed the crowd properly.
    When he retreated back into the balcony, his aides, especially Marcus Antonius was furious on why did Caesar not declare himself emperor when he had the chance to but Caesar simply answered "The people did not want it and I shall not go against the people".

  • @iacobus_riparius
    @iacobus_riparius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:27 Is this what you came to look for, dear stranger?

  • @b0rnless42
    @b0rnless42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is so fucking well made man, can't believe I just now found this channel. Fucking gold.

    • @Dovahhatty
      @Dovahhatty  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you, pleb

  • @offside_frag
    @offside_frag ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bro dovahatty is the only guy who can make roman dictators and emperors so likeable

  • @99gorman
    @99gorman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Damn this was fantastic. Get rid of the cringy furry transformer avatar though.

  • @kanesmith8271
    @kanesmith8271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love the Chad artwork, subscribed

  • @nikolajsteffensen6578
    @nikolajsteffensen6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "if you get the feeling Lepidus doesn't matter. it's because you're right" -Blue OSP

  • @stephenn1056
    @stephenn1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is the based history channel I never knew I needed

  • @a.h.tvideomapping4293
    @a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Mom can we have Historia Civilis?
    “No we have Historia Civilis at home”
    Historia Civilis at Home:
    Me: This is fine

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did Tribune Aquilla give you permission to enjoy this video?

  • @RealShrigmaMale
    @RealShrigmaMale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I appreciate the Chad art style.

  • @janekfan666
    @janekfan666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You, my friend just got a new subscriber. Amazing stuff, keep it up!

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Liberators: Don't worry, we've killed the tyrant, now things will go back to normal
    Augustus:

  • @NationalDevin
    @NationalDevin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It is truly mind boggling to consider the vast ocean of genetic phenotypes that the Roman's just wiped off the genetic face of human diversity.

  • @jsoth2675
    @jsoth2675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is an absolutely great telling of the narrative. Good stuff, man.

  • @genildomiranda1690
    @genildomiranda1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "oh a neutral representation of the gallic campaigns..... ohhh i get it now"

  • @mrawesome669
    @mrawesome669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantastic video, love your dark humour, subscribed!

  • @joelmaynard5590
    @joelmaynard5590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    rip Caesar so much left undone

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar2319
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Need not to worry my friend for we shall meet and get things done together in the after live, SALVE

  • @pokoy0633
    @pokoy0633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:03, in case you came looking for it too.

  • @papapok13
    @papapok13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:41 Gotta love Antony being himself :D

  • @Razzle_Dazzle-
    @Razzle_Dazzle- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:31 absolute baguette removal

  • @FateFreeman
    @FateFreeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    in an age where historical facts are decided by politburo bureaucrats, this is the best historical media-content made to date

  • @sqly3129
    @sqly3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "back to the civil war" Rome in a nutshell

  • @alexvig2369
    @alexvig2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rewatched on The Ides of March, 2021

  • @almostthepointofnoreturn9403
    @almostthepointofnoreturn9403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best thing is, is that the music during the casualty list, is 1812 overture, which uses the theme of the Russian Imperial anthem, God Save the Tsar. Tsar of course being a transliteration of Caesar. Truly, God save Caesar!

  • @senmidesenmide109
    @senmidesenmide109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So glad to be from Ireland. During all this we were just chilling

    • @ShadeStormXD
      @ShadeStormXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      > chill vibes hibernian gang

  • @hihi-nm3uy
    @hihi-nm3uy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:17
    You truly are a chad for gaining the rights to the Biblius Award from a fellow chad.

  • @maxmagnus3793
    @maxmagnus3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You must be a big fan of Historia Civilis. Fun to see the same material from a new and less biased perspective

  • @yacinekoutti9284
    @yacinekoutti9284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Video ! Great Work ! It was like watching Rome of HBO series all over again !

  • @elite4702
    @elite4702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "1 million Celts killed."
    Anglos dream of this much.

  • @GenMaj_Knight
    @GenMaj_Knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:56 Very nice touch with the Civilization Revolution music. I can recognize that shit from 1000 miles away.

  • @soviettankmen
    @soviettankmen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that there is Centurii-chan in your thumbnail

  • @Stoneworks
    @Stoneworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The climax of the Gaulic wars in this vid is a triumph in itself

  • @Fulcrox
    @Fulcrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not Even Centurii-chan wanted to be left out of the chadest episode of the Chad History of Rome, Caesar Saga