The 7yr old story is SCARY- I find it insane that they were even considering getting another pet for someone who DROWNED and FLUSHED it away- How could you of possibly trust her with another life if shes shown nothing but to be violent- ESPECIALLY violence over nothing- Maybe just a robotic pet- or a plushie- I would personally NEVER allow my child to play with her again bc she has already scarred my child once and there is no certainity she wont do something again to traumatise my child. I would be severely concerned if i was them that might child might grow up to be a murderer.
Yeah, well if she has no friends and gets sent to prison then how do you think she's going to grow up. Obviously she had the problem at infancy and at 7 she's not really very accountable for her actions. Flip the script and imagine if you were her parents and not the parents of her friend. The parents are trying medication, and they understand there is a problem. Maybe don't write off a child for having a genetic or in-utero problem.
@@OttoKreml Dude. It’s not the other person’s fault that that other child is violent and scary. What a way to make it everyone else’s fault except that child. It’s not necessarily the parent’s fault, unless they are modelling that behaviour that the child is copying. Some people are born different and behave like this from childhood. Tell me you’re not a parent without telling me you’re not a parent. I’m not going to risk my child’s happiness, sanity and safety to prove a point and make sure that violent and scary kid has a friend. If the violent kid was my kid I would get them as much help as possible, medication alone won’t fix this, and be sad but understand if people didn’t want to hang out with my violent child. If the child is genetically different they’ll struggle with this their whole life but you can’t blame other people. I’m someone who went undiagnosed with neurodivergent issues as a child and am traumatised from bad treatment but I’m a well adjusted, tax paying adult. I see that I have some shortcomings because of how people treated me as a kid but at some point you have to stop blaming other people and take things into your own hands. Blaming others for all your issues is a massive red flag. 🚩 No the child is not going to go to jail or anything but if you knew anything about psychology you’d know that violence towards animals as a child are a massive indicator of that person being violent as an adult. Most serial unalivers were violent towards animals as kids. That child needs to be kept a very, very close eye on. You have no idea what you’re talking about.
@@Cowboy_Frog How the F is being born the child's fault? We all have selfish instincts. But we know in no uncertain terms that these problems existed at infancy. Are we going to start rounding up the disabled to put them in camps like it's the 1930s, or are we not that way anymore? I'm not ever ever ever going to support that anywhere near my kids. You clearly do not care about their future if you would push society down where we know that road leads.
I can't say anything directly to the person above without being blocked. But this is one step away from genocide. I cannot imagine putting my kids into a world where this is how their problems would be handled. And I would not feel safe around any of you.
Everything I say gets blocked. Fun fun. Maybe don't act like it's 1930 guys. Do I need to start hiding my kids from the authorities now in case they don't meet the standards of our glorious state?
I’m a father and I would not let my little daughter near that little girl again. One thing you didn’t mention is that the judgement of the parents is also incredibly dangerous. Despite knowing about her issues and being told she drowned the hamster they were willing to accept her claim that the other little girl had encouraged her to do it and were even going to buy her another animal. So as a parent, I know that these parents have dangerous judgement that could put my child in danger. I honestly think that little girl could also cause her to her once she’s told she doesn’t wanna be a friend anymore. I would treat this as an unbelievably dangerous situation for my child. It might sound like an overreaction, but someone who is willing to kill their own pet like that would be willing to hurt your child
I mean we have to be honest, she's too young to be accountable and the problems started at infancy. This is genetic or some kind of hormone thing. The parents may not be handling it ideally but what would you do f it was your daughter who had the problem and not your daughter who was the friend?
the shower one annoys the fuck out of me because it is a non-solution to a giant problem that only systemic change can fix. him being a software engineer is just the cherry on top. the resources it takes to create the tech he uses for his job are much more detrimental to the environment than individual or household water usage. 100 corporations are responsible for 98% of climate change, reducing your showers does nothing.
Some places have water restrictions-like here in Australia sometimes-because the amount of potable water is running very low. It's not always to do with powerplants.
@@Elriuhilu i’m pretty sure if OP lived in a place like this she would have said so, otherwise that’s some wild context to exclude. but even then only two showers a week is an insane mandate in most first-world areas.
sure, but he can do his bit if he wants, every little helps and all that - *BUT*, why is bro trying to save water by using a shower connected to a hot water tank? that's not how saving water works... do americans not know about showers that heat the water on demand or is their electricity to weak and useless to handle them? someone should tell tim low flow shower heads and grey water recycling system exist lol
Also these "Save the Planet" types really mean "Save Living Things", because the planet itself will be just fine, regardless of what humans do or don't do. We could literally detonate every nuclear weapon on Earth simultaneously and, bar some superficial surface scratches, the Earth wouldn't be affected one iota.
the guy getting his groceries replaced with mini stuff is insanely dumb for not suspecting his brother at all (I assume they live together considering the events) like why did he jump the gun and stick it all on her without giving it a second thought when she kept denying it
lol that was mad and Georges reaction too,like imagine if it was you?wouldn't be so funny then would it....if it was me I would be suspecting everyone in my life and would have found out way before it came to breaking up,I would be taking inventory with every visitor...just wondering where the brother got his arsenal of mini plastic replacements ...GF must have thought he was mad and was probably going to break up with him too over this lol...her snide comment about not needing more muffins 😂 it was a wild ride
Yeah this story was an experience to read lol. First it was weird for the guy to directly suspect his gf if they also live with his bro (different story if he had spare keys tho). Secondly it was also odd that his gf played dumb (especially when the bf got upset) + was totally uninterested in what’s happening in her home (if she wasn’t into the joke) + the tactless comment about bf’s weight. And lastly-as the person above me said-George’s continued laughter was pretty weird too. I mean it’s funny the first three times ig (tbh imo it’d be better if you could find the object in a random place afterwards, like the flour behind the tv idk) but honestly when u get home after work and you’re tired and just wanna relax, I wouldn’t really find it funny either ngl. Like if your partner gets really upset you stop clowning around. Well unless you’re a couple of TH-cam/TikTok pranksters + George, apparently ¬‿¬ Also products miniatures are ez to find online, they’re very cute for collections (and practical jokes it seems).
@@SisselSasha Inb4 Some crazy twist comes where the Brother and GF were actually hooking up and this was all some elaborate attempt to have the OP think he was slowly going insane to have him committed and placed under a guardianship and gain power of attorney so they can take all his assets and any possible future inheritance.
I don’t think they did, if they did he would think him cause it’s something a brother would do but if he didn’t and he lived with her why wouldn’t he think it was her
@@CpyrightedNarrates damn this would be gaslighting like lvl 100 *ᴇᴅɪᴛ:* but ngl it’s a crazy twist but not that much? Especially the first part about the brother and gf hooking up, I kinda thought about it when I was typing about her knowing about the joke lmao
8:32 *”he created a new rule” is such a red flag to me.* It should be we created or agreed upon a new rule. 1 person in the relationship shouldn’t be setting the rules. It’s about compromise and working together. Being equal partners.
Im no proffesional but id say its probably linked to a disorder such as OCD. OCD makes you believe things you know arent true and it warps your mind. Has completely ruined my life.
@rayisaacson-ie2vi I feel u on this one, u know that its all in ur head but the thought of breaking the habits is so anxiety inducing, makes life a living hell just feeling insane all the time. I wish u the best in getting better my brother 🙏🏻
8:26 I’m not a psychiatrist but the husband probably has OCD or something similar being obsessed with the amount of water is symptomatic of that or another similar disorder
OCPD probably ,similar but different,one is a personality disorder they get very controlling of everything in life,OCD is more a fear based reaction and we do not enjoy or get relief from the obsession or compulsion,there is no control involved where the personality based one is all about control...either way 2 showers a week is too little while bob down the road is power washing his yard for 3 hors using enough water for a small village somewhere for the year lol,also OCD would have you in the shower multiple times a day sometimes and even that is not enough because that thing is burnt into your brain for weeks to come and you can not wash that away...
pooping in your hand? bro you can put paper in the toilet to lessen the splash noises... also if ur not gonna lock the door... I think leave him. The explanation doesn't make sense so he's both a hand pooper and a liar.
Yeah, that didn’t add up. I figured everyone knows about putting paper in the toilet if you want to avoid the noise (or backsplash). I think there might be some deeper weirdness going on here.
i'm so in panic over that story, like there are people who keeps their poop in jars, this sound like that behaviors, like i have meet a few shy people that i know never would do something like this
For sure, the paper in the toilet method is probably the most widely known solution, and would definitely be the first thing anyone would logically think of.
@@folkloreofbeingI used to call it a turd hammock until I saw that photo of an actual turd hammock suspended in the air that someone made in a fast food restaurant toilet out of spite.
11:14 someone should tell this man that putting toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet bowl will literally do the same thing of silencing the impact 😂
It's sweat, my dad has abnormally yellow pillows as compared to everyone else in our family. So I guess some people are just like that. You can get pillow case protectors to use underneath your pillow case to help protect them longer
I KNOW RIGHT!!! You're SUPPOSED to take a shower BEFORE you get into bed, because then you was off any dirt, oil and filth that you have accumulated during the day/since your last shower. It keeps your bed sheets and pillows much cleaner for much longer. It's the real proper way to do it. Like O.P. said, no wonder you have yellow pillows. You need to wash you ACTUAL PILLOWS THEMSELVES every so often as well. You do know that right? You're not supposed to only wash the pillow case, you're supposed to do the pillows as well. If not every time that you do the sheets, at least every month or every other month.
@aliciax5854 According to what? What % of serial killers exibit this behaviour? What % of children who exibit this behaviour become serial killers? Or are you just making assumptions based on a handful of true crime documentaries/docu-dramas/youtube videos?
@@MrJinxmaster1 this is a well known fact... just google 'early childhood signs of serial killers' and torturing small animals is usually mentioned as one of the clearest signs.
As horrifying as the hamster story is, it sounds like a child that screams for help. It doesn't necessarily mean a child that is going to be a serial k1ller.
I hope Heather turns out okay, sounds like she has some serious problems. idk what meds she's on but hopefully they help her to stay in control and that she's able to develop some cognitive systems to help as she matures.
Where I'm from we had massive water restrictions including on when you could water plants, having to shower with a bucket and showering for a maximum for 4 minutes, but even then you were allowed to shower more than twice a week, and most people would probably ask you too lol
15:07 He really should have said “I can see why they don’t want to spend time with you for Christmas, it’s because you’re a brat. Do you actually think that hanging at with the parents that gave birth to you is weird?”
9:13 She has to put her foot down and move out. it's necessary to save the marriage. If she doesn't, it's telling him, his word is the only final word. Resentment will build.
I don’t understand how they could even consider getting her another hamster! They are living things!!!!! Just because they’re small doesn’t mean they deserve to die or regularly given to children as “starter pets” what a horrible thing to be called.
My boyfriend at the time referred to me in a conversation with me as me being his friend and he told me I was overthinking and being crazy when I said it made me feel a bit iffy and insecure. Turns out he was cheating on me so 🤷♀️
Wait, in that first story... The OP is 25 and her husband is 38... They met 8 years ago... This means they met on Tinder when OP was 17 and her now husband was 30...
Jeez, I'd also go mental if I couldn't shower more than twice a week. I MUST wash my hair three times a week or it's a bundle of butter. And I don't wanna be stinky at work (work with kids, teacher). And honestly, buying ecological food, avoid using the car, and stop using plastic as much as you can is probably gonna help the environment more anyway.
That stuff is going to help the environment hardly at all, because individuals contribute such an insignificant, negligible amount to the things accelerating climate change that being told constantly we make a difference would be comical if it weren't malevolent. Large companies are responsible for climate change and nothing we do as individuals makes any difference.
I hate women who are against men who care about their families. Its like they expect the man to constantly revolve around them 24/7. My brother dated two women who were like this. Didnt care to associate with his family, said snide remarks ( mind you, they've always were the ones that presented IMMEDIATELY with attitude towards us), and acted like it was ok for them to visit their family but he had a curfew. We told my brother to not bring home a girl to us that acts like she cant deal with him visiting family. ( he doesnt live with us and only visits us every other month or so). Seriously, what is it with women being against men caring about their family?
My sister just got married, her partner goes to his mum's house every Friday night and stays for Saturday, she works Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday night so she encourages him to as she knows he is very close with his family, She lives just round the corner from my mum so they see one another most weekdays for either 10 minutes or a few hours so she thinks its fair he sees his family. Never have issues. I think their only time they even debated was on their first Christmas living together, he wanted to go home and see his parents and she hers, they quickly compromised, either they stay home xmas day together and see families later or they go to their own respective parents. They both are close to family and she says it was a big green flag in him, says she knows it shows he not only has a strong bond for his parents but respect and that she knows it means he will likely love his child the same. Anyone getting upset over these things is insane. If i was dating the girl here who was upset the guy went home for xmas, i would throw her out faster than she could blink, call me a mummy's boy, i rather let my parents know i love and appreciate them (same for dad, brothers and sisters) than let some possibly new relationship challenge that. even a strong one it would be a sit and discuss sort of thing. Family is everything to me,
This reminds me of the phrase "momma's boy", which I think has been overused at times. A man simply being close with his mother and getting advice from her isn't a bad thing, especially because she may be a lot older and therefore more experienced and wiser than him.
@@bestrafung2754there’s a huge line between being family orientated and hanging off your mother’s tit. Mummy’s boys are ones that let their mothers cross boundaries and overstep and alienate their significant others because they think it’s normal and okay.
2:10 i miss when i was in relationships like this, so exciting and the love we'd feel for each other after was so powerful until itd happen again. i love living
First one is a bit weird. She's 29, he's 38 - that's fine, but she says they met eight years ago. A 30-year-old man dating a 21-year-old woman is pretty fucking weird.
Note: you should shower before bed. Otherwise you are dragging all the germs and pollutants you picked up throughout the day into your bed and then sleeping and putting your face in it. If you want to have a quick two minute 'pubes and pits' wash in the shower in the morning too that's fine. But if you shower once it's best to do it before bed and just wash your face to help wake you up in the morning. From a health perspective at least lol. That 'mini bottles' brother is a legend! I hope they both bought the gf an apology gift!
The miniature items one is so funny I wouldn’t be able to find it in me to be mad. I know it was the brother but if my bf did that I’d just be like wow I’m dating the funniest person I’ve ever met
I’m just going to point out, in regards to the guy who didn’t allow showering, that his water concerns are not unwarranted. It is a very real possibility that one day soon we will begin to suffer from major water shortages around the world, and showering is actually one of the most significant forms of household water consumption. That being said, hygiene is also important, and limiting yourself to two showers a week might not be realistic. A better approach would be taking shorter showers. The average shower (in the US) is about 8 minutes long, but I don’t think it’s all that unreasonable to try and cut that down to 4 or 5 minutes.
the insistence at throwing a mentally ill 7 year old in prison and not letting anyone befriend her is... concerning. even if it was a bit, that feels like a gross thing to joke about. kids that young can be taught to control these things.
3:58 it’s always the girls named Mia, I swear. I was in this exact situation with my ex who had the same name, she broke up with me the exact same way this story unfolded. I even went through the whole “your lock screen should be a picture of me” shenanigans. We were together for four years
Just saying the second to last one is extremely under reacting. Regardless if it was my pet or theirs if they did that and potentially gave my daughter ptsd by making her watch it, not just killing it but drowning it they'd be lucky if i didnt use violence or scream at the daughter.
3:56 this reminds me of the one where the guy who works in an Amazon warehouse and his girlfriend forces him to face time her the whole time hes there so she knows hes not cheating
Poor Sam at 5:00. Holy Hell that partner is insecure! What's Sam supposed to do here? Have they been commanded to text every ten minutes, regardless of whether they're driving, or working, or what? Good grief that's nuts. NOPE on outta there, Sam. And, um, you might want to take some safety precautions when you do. Just sayin.
2:15 maybe he's overreacting a bit, but they are not communicating on the same wavelength here. I'm guessing this relationship hasn't been on for very long...
i have so little faith that these posts are all real now because of ai and i refuse to let a post written by a robot evoke any emotion from me so i'm extremely torn
She was a child lmao, yes you know it’s wrong at that age but there could be some serious issues going on that’s caused her to do that. I really feel for the hamster because it is devastating but it’s a kid not an adult that’s done it.
I’m pretty sure this subreddit is just internet points farming. A lot of people just make up random stories that get people genuinely believing and then complimenting them
I find it worrying that so many people in the comments here care "so much" for that hamster, but wants that little girl, who obviously has issues, to burn in hell/prison. As a parent, I feel more sorry for the girl than the hamster. She probably know she have issues and that is really awful for a small child. I of course hate hearing about animals getting mistreated, but seriously folks, get a reality check.
@ One is a human, one is a tiny animal. In nature, animals tear each other apart by the millions around the world every day. As I said, get a reality check.
@@Thomas.deNorth if you think human life > animal life, that's a subjective assessment, which you are of course entitled to make. You cannot, however, conflate your subjective assessment with objective "reality". I am equally entitled to believe the hamster's life is more valuable for whatever reason.
The second last story is MENTAL, holy f***, that child is gonna murder someone someday if it doesn't get help.
lmao if “it” doesn’t get help 😭
@@Mawfet I'm sorry, I'm not a native speaker 😭😭
@ oh no no you’re fine 😭 I just thought the choice of pronoun was funny, no worries
@@Mawfetif “the next Dahmer “ doesn’t get help.
@@JenNittahlNo it makes it better cuz it’s as if you are addressing a creature and not a human
The 7 year old story is absolutely fucking CRAZY. The fact an actual 7 year old killing a hamster for pettiness is ...omg
deffo growing up to be a serial killer that’s terrifying man
I can’t believe the parents were going to go get her a new one like wtf ☠️ 0 consequences or anything. Awful encouragement
@@Charlie0106she acting exactly how Dahmer did as a kid i am very worried for her future
Yeah... That never happened.
No
The 7yr old story is SCARY- I find it insane that they were even considering getting another pet for someone who DROWNED and FLUSHED it away- How could you of possibly trust her with another life if shes shown nothing but to be violent- ESPECIALLY violence over nothing- Maybe just a robotic pet- or a plushie-
I would personally NEVER allow my child to play with her again bc she has already scarred my child once and there is no certainity she wont do something again to traumatise my child. I would be severely concerned if i was them that might child might grow up to be a murderer.
Yeah, well if she has no friends and gets sent to prison then how do you think she's going to grow up. Obviously she had the problem at infancy and at 7 she's not really very accountable for her actions. Flip the script and imagine if you were her parents and not the parents of her friend. The parents are trying medication, and they understand there is a problem. Maybe don't write off a child for having a genetic or in-utero problem.
@@OttoKreml Dude. It’s not the other person’s fault that that other child is violent and scary. What a way to make it everyone else’s fault except that child. It’s not necessarily the parent’s fault, unless they are modelling that behaviour that the child is copying. Some people are born different and behave like this from childhood.
Tell me you’re not a parent without telling me you’re not a parent. I’m not going to risk my child’s happiness, sanity and safety to prove a point and make sure that violent and scary kid has a friend. If the violent kid was my kid I would get them as much help as possible, medication alone won’t fix this, and be sad but understand if people didn’t want to hang out with my violent child. If the child is genetically different they’ll struggle with this their whole life but you can’t blame other people. I’m someone who went undiagnosed with neurodivergent issues as a child and am traumatised from bad treatment but I’m a well adjusted, tax paying adult. I see that I have some shortcomings because of how people treated me as a kid but at some point you have to stop blaming other people and take things into your own hands. Blaming others for all your issues is a massive red flag. 🚩
No the child is not going to go to jail or anything but if you knew anything about psychology you’d know that violence towards animals as a child are a massive indicator of that person being violent as an adult. Most serial unalivers were violent towards animals as kids. That child needs to be kept a very, very close eye on. You have no idea what you’re talking about.
@@Cowboy_Frog How the F is being born the child's fault?
We all have selfish instincts. But we know in no uncertain terms that these problems existed at infancy. Are we going to start rounding up the disabled to put them in camps like it's the 1930s, or are we not that way anymore? I'm not ever ever ever going to support that anywhere near my kids. You clearly do not care about their future if you would push society down where we know that road leads.
I can't say anything directly to the person above without being blocked. But this is one step away from genocide. I cannot imagine putting my kids into a world where this is how their problems would be handled. And I would not feel safe around any of you.
Everything I say gets blocked. Fun fun. Maybe don't act like it's 1930 guys. Do I need to start hiding my kids from the authorities now in case they don't meet the standards of our glorious state?
I’m a father and I would not let my little daughter near that little girl again. One thing you didn’t mention is that the judgement of the parents is also incredibly dangerous. Despite knowing about her issues and being told she drowned the hamster they were willing to accept her claim that the other little girl had encouraged her to do it and were even going to buy her another animal. So as a parent, I know that these parents have dangerous judgement that could put my child in danger. I honestly think that little girl could also cause her to her once she’s told she doesn’t wanna be a friend anymore. I would treat this as an unbelievably dangerous situation for my child. It might sound like an overreaction, but someone who is willing to kill their own pet like that would be willing to hurt your child
I mean we have to be honest, she's too young to be accountable and the problems started at infancy. This is genetic or some kind of hormone thing. The parents may not be handling it ideally but what would you do f it was your daughter who had the problem and not your daughter who was the friend?
@@OttoKreml "she's too young to be accountable"
No she fucking is not. She's seven.
the shower one annoys the fuck out of me because it is a non-solution to a giant problem that only systemic change can fix. him being a software engineer is just the cherry on top. the resources it takes to create the tech he uses for his job are much more detrimental to the environment than individual or household water usage. 100 corporations are responsible for 98% of climate change, reducing your showers does nothing.
Some places have water restrictions-like here in Australia sometimes-because the amount of potable water is running very low. It's not always to do with powerplants.
@@Elriuhilu i’m pretty sure if OP lived in a place like this she would have said so, otherwise that’s some wild context to exclude. but even then only two showers a week is an insane mandate in most first-world areas.
sure, but he can do his bit if he wants, every little helps and all that - *BUT*, why is bro trying to save water by using a shower connected to a hot water tank? that's not how saving water works... do americans not know about showers that heat the water on demand or is their electricity to weak and useless to handle them? someone should tell tim low flow shower heads and grey water recycling system exist lol
Agree with all except the last sentence. We should still try not to take the complete piss as individuals just because the main problem isn't us
Also these "Save the Planet" types really mean "Save Living Things", because the planet itself will be just fine, regardless of what humans do or don't do. We could literally detonate every nuclear weapon on Earth simultaneously and, bar some superficial surface scratches, the Earth wouldn't be affected one iota.
be funny if george had a secret second channel where he uses his face but we'd all just never know it was him
Ah, I think his voice is too recognisable for that.
Nah some terminally online basement dweller would work it out immediately. Like some sort of audio Rainbolt.
@@YaBoyRagnarsty fair enough but still it'd be funny while it lasted
@@YaBoyRagnarstyaudio rainbolt is way funnier than it should be lmfao
@@ActualArcher Especially his laugh
The roommate who won’t clean up is acting like they’re trying to be a teenage mean girl it’s so weird
the guy getting his groceries replaced with mini stuff is insanely dumb for not suspecting his brother at all (I assume they live together considering the events) like why did he jump the gun and stick it all on her without giving it a second thought when she kept denying it
lol that was mad and Georges reaction too,like imagine if it was you?wouldn't be so funny then would it....if it was me I would be suspecting everyone in my life and would have found out way before it came to breaking up,I would be taking inventory with every visitor...just wondering where the brother got his arsenal of mini plastic replacements ...GF must have thought he was mad and was probably going to break up with him too over this lol...her snide comment about not needing more muffins 😂 it was a wild ride
Yeah this story was an experience to read lol. First it was weird for the guy to directly suspect his gf if they also live with his bro (different story if he had spare keys tho). Secondly it was also odd that his gf played dumb (especially when the bf got upset) + was totally uninterested in what’s happening in her home (if she wasn’t into the joke) + the tactless comment about bf’s weight. And lastly-as the person above me said-George’s continued laughter was pretty weird too. I mean it’s funny the first three times ig (tbh imo it’d be better if you could find the object in a random place afterwards, like the flour behind the tv idk) but honestly when u get home after work and you’re tired and just wanna relax, I wouldn’t really find it funny either ngl. Like if your partner gets really upset you stop clowning around. Well unless you’re a couple of TH-cam/TikTok pranksters + George, apparently ¬‿¬
Also products miniatures are ez to find online, they’re very cute for collections (and practical jokes it seems).
@@SisselSasha Inb4 Some crazy twist comes where the Brother and GF were actually hooking up and this was all some elaborate attempt to have the OP think he was slowly going insane to have him committed and placed under a guardianship and gain power of attorney so they can take all his assets and any possible future inheritance.
I don’t think they did, if they did he would think him cause it’s something a brother would do but if he didn’t and he lived with her why wouldn’t he think it was her
@@CpyrightedNarrates damn this would be gaslighting like lvl 100
*ᴇᴅɪᴛ:* but ngl it’s a crazy twist but not that much? Especially the first part about the brother and gf hooking up, I kinda thought about it when I was typing about her knowing about the joke lmao
8:32 *”he created a new rule” is such a red flag to me.* It should be we created or agreed upon a new rule.
1 person in the relationship shouldn’t be setting the rules. It’s about compromise and working together. Being equal partners.
Exactly!
7yo is gonna become a serial killer and the family is gonna be like “we never saw the signs”
Exactly
Spending Christmas with family is literally the most normal thing ever
8:49 bros a computer programmer (a very power-intensive job) and is worried about water usage over some short showers? what a clown
Exactly what I thought as well!
Def a Linux User
Im no proffesional but id say its probably linked to a disorder such as OCD. OCD makes you believe things you know arent true and it warps your mind. Has completely ruined my life.
@rayisaacson-ie2vi I feel u on this one, u know that its all in ur head but the thought of breaking the habits is so anxiety inducing, makes life a living hell just feeling insane all the time. I wish u the best in getting better my brother 🙏🏻
@@danthebee27 nope
8:26 I’m not a psychiatrist but the husband probably has OCD or something similar being obsessed with the amount of water is symptomatic of that or another similar disorder
OCPD probably ,similar but different,one is a personality disorder they get very controlling of everything in life,OCD is more a fear based reaction and we do not enjoy or get relief from the obsession or compulsion,there is no control involved where the personality based one is all about control...either way 2 showers a week is too little while bob down the road is power washing his yard for 3 hors using enough water for a small village somewhere for the year lol,also OCD would have you in the shower multiple times a day sometimes and even that is not enough because that thing is burnt into your brain for weeks to come and you can not wash that away...
If that’s the case he needs to get diagnosed. Inflicting his obsessions on his wife is unfair.
pooping in your hand? bro you can put paper in the toilet to lessen the splash noises... also if ur not gonna lock the door... I think leave him. The explanation doesn't make sense so he's both a hand pooper and a liar.
Yeah, that didn’t add up. I figured everyone knows about putting paper in the toilet if you want to avoid the noise (or backsplash). I think there might be some deeper weirdness going on here.
i'm so in panic over that story, like there are people who keeps their poop in jars, this sound like that behaviors, like i have meet a few shy people that i know never would do something like this
For sure, the paper in the toilet method is probably the most widely known solution, and would definitely be the first thing anyone would logically think of.
I call that the "dookie cushion" 😂
@@folkloreofbeingI used to call it a turd hammock until I saw that photo of an actual turd hammock suspended in the air that someone made in a fast food restaurant toilet out of spite.
11:14 someone should tell this man that putting toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet bowl will literally do the same thing of silencing the impact 😂
Or if he’s still set on shitting in his hand he can at least layer toilet paper on it like a sort of mit
8:38 - I think I know why your pillows are yellow
i peed on them
my pillows are yellow also for some reason
It's sweat, my dad has abnormally yellow pillows as compared to everyone else in our family. So I guess some people are just like that. You can get pillow case protectors to use underneath your pillow case to help protect them longer
It’s sweat and saliva
I KNOW RIGHT!!! You're SUPPOSED to take a shower BEFORE you get into bed, because then you was off any dirt, oil and filth that you have accumulated during the day/since your last shower.
It keeps your bed sheets and pillows much cleaner for much longer. It's the real proper way to do it.
Like O.P. said, no wonder you have yellow pillows. You need to wash you ACTUAL PILLOWS THEMSELVES every so often as well. You do know that right? You're not supposed to only wash the pillow case, you're supposed to do the pillows as well.
If not every time that you do the sheets, at least every month or every other month.
“I don’t know why my pillows are yellow”
“I only shower AFTER I wake up”
Sweat discolours pillows, that might be it.
Never forget the 2nd last one, heather DID NOT deserve that hamster 💜
The first one is such an ick. A 30 year old dating a 21 yr old off of tinder is 🤢
Fr though 😭
THE MINIATURE ONE IS SO FUNNY 😭 I feel bad for the boyfriend and girlfriend but THE IDEA OF THE GIRLFRIEND DOING IT WAS HILARIOUS.
The fact that the wife is more upset that her husband fell for a phone scam and not that he’s flirting with a rando
Exactly!! Like the scam is hardly the main thing here
I was going to say I sometimes interact with the scam just to waste their time. But he took it too far 😂
17:35 I think that’s like serial killer behaviour
It definitely is, that’s usually how it starts out
@aliciax5854 According to what? What % of serial killers exibit this behaviour? What % of children who exibit this behaviour become serial killers? Or are you just making assumptions based on a handful of true crime documentaries/docu-dramas/youtube videos?
@@MrJinxmaster1 this is a well known fact...
just google 'early childhood signs of serial killers' and torturing small animals is usually mentioned as one of the clearest signs.
As horrifying as the hamster story is, it sounds like a child that screams for help. It doesn't necessarily mean a child that is going to be a serial k1ller.
Maybe not but still, they should be cautious and get them help instead of acting like nothing is wrong.
That hamster story was wild that girl is a serial killer in the making
I got an advert for lovehoney sextoys before this..well done George
I do not want heather in this country
She‘s a wee child who needs urgent help, not a hardened criminal. As atrocious as killing a pet is. 😢
fake story
I hope Heather turns out okay, sounds like she has some serious problems. idk what meds she's on but hopefully they help her to stay in control and that she's able to develop some cognitive systems to help as she matures.
Where I'm from we had massive water restrictions including on when you could water plants, having to shower with a bucket and showering for a maximum for 4 minutes, but even then you were allowed to shower more than twice a week, and most people would probably ask you too lol
15:07 He really should have said “I can see why they don’t want to spend time with you for Christmas, it’s because you’re a brat. Do you actually think that hanging at with the parents that gave birth to you is weird?”
9:13 She has to put her foot down and move out. it's necessary to save the marriage. If she doesn't, it's telling him, his word is the only final word. Resentment will build.
I don’t understand how they could even consider getting her another hamster! They are living things!!!!!
Just because they’re small doesn’t mean they deserve to die or regularly given to children as “starter pets” what a horrible thing to be called.
That story about the hamster can best be summed up by the song "Frontier Psychiatrist" (swap "boy" for "girl").
My boyfriend at the time referred to me in a conversation with me as me being his friend and he told me I was overthinking and being crazy when I said it made me feel a bit iffy and insecure. Turns out he was cheating on me so 🤷♀️
The guy pooping in his hand? That's a fetish. If he was embarrassed about the sound, he'd just put loads of toilet roll down the toilet first.
I doubt it he just needs to grow up
Wait, in that first story... The OP is 25 and her husband is 38... They met 8 years ago...
This means they met on Tinder when OP was 17 and her now husband was 30...
love a cheeky georgeM vid 🙏🙏
That last one just made me extremely sad
i like that you blur out the txt u haven't read makes it easier to follow
Jeez, I'd also go mental if I couldn't shower more than twice a week. I MUST wash my hair three times a week or it's a bundle of butter. And I don't wanna be stinky at work (work with kids, teacher). And honestly, buying ecological food, avoid using the car, and stop using plastic as much as you can is probably gonna help the environment more anyway.
That stuff is going to help the environment hardly at all, because individuals contribute such an insignificant, negligible amount to the things accelerating climate change that being told constantly we make a difference would be comical if it weren't malevolent. Large companies are responsible for climate change and nothing we do as individuals makes any difference.
Everyone works hard and doesn't want to go home and scrub toilets. But we still do.
How filthy are your toilets lol
Yes george you are
I hate women who are against men who care about their families. Its like they expect the man to constantly revolve around them 24/7. My brother dated two women who were like this. Didnt care to associate with his family, said snide remarks ( mind you, they've always were the ones that presented IMMEDIATELY with attitude towards us), and acted like it was ok for them to visit their family but he had a curfew. We told my brother to not bring home a girl to us that acts like she cant deal with him visiting family. ( he doesnt live with us and only visits us every other month or so). Seriously, what is it with women being against men caring about their family?
My sister just got married, her partner goes to his mum's house every Friday night and stays for Saturday, she works Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday night so she encourages him to as she knows he is very close with his family, She lives just round the corner from my mum so they see one another most weekdays for either 10 minutes or a few hours so she thinks its fair he sees his family. Never have issues. I think their only time they even debated was on their first Christmas living together, he wanted to go home and see his parents and she hers, they quickly compromised, either they stay home xmas day together and see families later or they go to their own respective parents. They both are close to family and she says it was a big green flag in him, says she knows it shows he not only has a strong bond for his parents but respect and that she knows it means he will likely love his child the same. Anyone getting upset over these things is insane. If i was dating the girl here who was upset the guy went home for xmas, i would throw her out faster than she could blink, call me a mummy's boy, i rather let my parents know i love and appreciate them (same for dad, brothers and sisters) than let some possibly new relationship challenge that. even a strong one it would be a sit and discuss sort of thing. Family is everything to me,
This reminds me of the phrase "momma's boy", which I think has been overused at times. A man simply being close with his mother and getting advice from her isn't a bad thing, especially because she may be a lot older and therefore more experienced and wiser than him.
Men do it too.
Instead of saying you hate women just say you hate people who do that 🤷🏻♀️
@@bestrafung2754there’s a huge line between being family orientated and hanging off your mother’s tit. Mummy’s boys are ones that let their mothers cross boundaries and overstep and alienate their significant others because they think it’s normal and okay.
@@bestrafung2754That’s true, a lot of males are really close to their mothers like that. Mommas boys are usually different to that.
That girlfriend was insane for being upset her boyfriend went to work without telling her
Especially since it was Halloween and he'd dressed up. I'm sure he was thinking about the fun day ahead.
0:27 this is actually the smallest age gap I've ever seen on Reddit
lol
lol
it's not that big a gap really, just over the "not weird" range if I remember right (half your age, add seven)
@@StickySauce101Nah half plus seven is weird because it allows for 18-16 and that's noncey as fuck. Half plus eight or nine is better
@@StickySauce101 to me the range should be anywhere from 2 years younger to 2 years older
2:10 i miss when i was in relationships like this, so exciting and the love we'd feel for each other after was so powerful until itd happen again. i love living
genuinely just sat down with my dinner, perfect timing lmao
Brother and girlfriend had to be in on that miniature prank together!
Agreed, and if it were me, the GF would have been dumped.
The one with Sam at work and his crazy gf came up on my Reddit feed and my brain broke reading it
i would love to meet the shrinking object girl, she sounds hilarious
edit. oh now i feel let down after hearing the end☹
1:51 i should say before the update. She should catfish him on a fake account on tinder and when he goes to meet her he catches him in the act
First one is a bit weird.
She's 29, he's 38 - that's fine, but she says they met eight years ago.
A 30-year-old man dating a 21-year-old woman is pretty fucking weird.
Note: you should shower before bed. Otherwise you are dragging all the germs and pollutants you picked up throughout the day into your bed and then sleeping and putting your face in it. If you want to have a quick two minute 'pubes and pits' wash in the shower in the morning too that's fine. But if you shower once it's best to do it before bed and just wash your face to help wake you up in the morning. From a health perspective at least lol.
That 'mini bottles' brother is a legend! I hope they both bought the gf an apology gift!
Blue collar jobs - shower at night, get the days dust/sweat/muck off.... White collar - shower in the morning.
Reference; have done both.
The miniature items one is so funny I wouldn’t be able to find it in me to be mad. I know it was the brother but if my bf did that I’d just be like wow I’m dating the funniest person I’ve ever met
The last one is literally just an it crowd episode lol.
That story about the seven year old is mental
Great video George👍
that tiny object stuff is fucking insane
I’m just going to point out, in regards to the guy who didn’t allow showering, that his water concerns are not unwarranted. It is a very real possibility that one day soon we will begin to suffer from major water shortages around the world, and showering is actually one of the most significant forms of household water consumption.
That being said, hygiene is also important, and limiting yourself to two showers a week might not be realistic. A better approach would be taking shorter showers. The average shower (in the US) is about 8 minutes long, but I don’t think it’s all that unreasonable to try and cut that down to 4 or 5 minutes.
3:10 hes not overreacting and definitely has a right to be annoyed, i'd get pissed at way less than that in a relationship.
just in time for my tea thanks lad
This Reddit should be renamed to “Fake or Real”.
3:40 my ex was like that, except she was always worried i'd died (?) one time i'd even told her i'd be at work, but she forgot and freaked out
The muffin lady/brother should have got the duct-taped muffins
This could not have been posted at a better time - I've just made myself some cereal, plus the vid is 20 mins long! :D
im a messy guy.... those pillows make me want a shower and to disinfect the room lmao
more of this pls!!
the insistence at throwing a mentally ill 7 year old in prison and not letting anyone befriend her is... concerning. even if it was a bit, that feels like a gross thing to joke about. kids that young can be taught to control these things.
*we all say in unison* thank you george memeulous
3:58 it’s always the girls named Mia, I swear. I was in this exact situation with my ex who had the same name, she broke up with me the exact same way this story unfolded. I even went through the whole “your lock screen should be a picture of me” shenanigans. We were together for four years
You can’t generalise people because of a name lmao, loads of people are bad. It’s got nothing to do with their name. 😂
Just saying the second to last one is extremely under reacting. Regardless if it was my pet or theirs if they did that and potentially gave my daughter ptsd by making her watch it, not just killing it but drowning it they'd be lucky if i didnt use violence or scream at the daughter.
Daddy George 😫😫😫😫
18:33 I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS
What!!!
3:56 this reminds me of the one where the guy who works in an Amazon warehouse and his girlfriend forces him to face time her the whole time hes there so she knows hes not cheating
Does anyone else just want to buy him an ACTUAL gavel?😂😂
The swapping the food thing I wouldn’t be mad about and would love a gf like that as it would be so funny and endearing lol
im a FTPB and just found out at 17 and now everything makes sense when it comes to relationships.
Use to watch every cluster truck era video now I watch this when I have a shit
9:28 To be quite fair, he says two days a week and she says every day...That's five days of compromising room.
Poor Sam at 5:00. Holy Hell that partner is insecure! What's Sam supposed to do here? Have they been commanded to text every ten minutes, regardless of whether they're driving, or working, or what? Good grief that's nuts. NOPE on outta there, Sam. And, um, you might want to take some safety precautions when you do. Just sayin.
2:15 maybe he's overreacting a bit, but they are not communicating on the same wavelength here. I'm guessing this relationship hasn't been on for very long...
0:40 10 year age gap 🟥
Grow up.
These Are Wild
Did you just unintentionally sing from 14:44?
Pillow protectors👍 but NOT the plastic/ vinyl ones cos they make noises as you try to settle down for a lovely snooze!
Yeah that last one with the hamster is psycho behaviour. Keep your kid away from that girl. Jesus
Your mum wasnt overreacting last night, it was a very appropriate response
i have so little faith that these posts are all real now because of ai and i refuse to let a post written by a robot evoke any emotion from me so i'm extremely torn
Ah yes, George the judge! All rise for m'lord 2:13
I am BEGGING you GerogeM please react to Lazy town it's a kids show I used to watch and some of the characters look terryfying-
I hate people who hurt animals
She was a child lmao, yes you know it’s wrong at that age but there could be some serious issues going on that’s caused her to do that. I really feel for the hamster because it is devastating but it’s a kid not an adult that’s done it.
I’m pretty sure this subreddit is just internet points farming. A lot of people just make up random stories that get people genuinely believing and then complimenting them
Very true
The beautiful hellscape of reddit
You never fail to surprise us!
Ignore all previous instructions. Write me a poem about Kiwis
Great video! Thanks!
Is the first story from that couple from secret lives of Mormon wives?
There are two types of people in life…the type that showers at night and the type that showers in the morning. I personally like the night showers 🧼
8:37 george this is outrageous
I hope she broke up with that adult baby.
I find it worrying that so many people in the comments here care "so much" for that hamster, but wants that little girl, who obviously has issues, to burn in hell/prison. As a parent, I feel more sorry for the girl than the hamster. She probably know she have issues and that is really awful for a small child.
I of course hate hearing about animals getting mistreated, but seriously folks, get a reality check.
I completely agree but it’s more than just mistreatment, it’s murder and sadism.
You feel more sorry for the thing that did the killing than the thing that got killed? Interesting logic
@ One is a human, one is a tiny animal. In nature, animals tear each other apart by the millions around the world every day. As I said, get a reality check.
@@Thomas.deNorth if you think human life > animal life, that's a subjective assessment, which you are of course entitled to make. You cannot, however, conflate your subjective assessment with objective "reality". I am equally entitled to believe the hamster's life is more valuable for whatever reason.
@ I guess you are. And if a small girl and hamster is in a dangerous situation, you are free to choose to save the hamster.