2 billion dollars in damages from antifa and BLM Who've also shut down free speech and others from even assembling And only now do democrats call a single incident domestic terrorism I'm Australian I have no input or am affected from this I'm just pointing out a fact
If it weren't for the late night philosophers - aka comedians - who kept this s*** show in perspective, I might have had the nervous breakdown we also richly deserve. Thank you Jimmy, Stephen, Seth and Jimmy Fallon for the courage to use your platform to tell the truth.
@@awddfg Hater we will be a lost city like Atlantis in about 150 years so stop being a vibe killer but if another president like trump get elected expect a nationwide Nuke 🤣
I have every hope some of the terrorists will get COVID, a serious case of it. They are already mentally and morally sick, so what's a case of a potentially, deadly disease?
Some will but the real problem is here the senators that fed this bullshit will get away with it even though they’re are complicit in causing this and totally unrepentant.
I’m hoping that with a new Dem majority, the Senate votes to expel Hawley, Cruz and the others who joined Trump’s attempted coup. They’ve clearly violated their oath of office, and the procedure for expelling them is right there in Article I of the Constitution.
@@randyschwaggins Yes, I considered that, but non Star Wars fans wouldn’t know what I’m saying. Like how non-ASOIAF fans don’t know what AC stands for.
@@DebbieBensonpjc Apparently some people use onions to help make tears to "flush out" stuff like mace or other irritants. IDK if that works, seems like it would just irritate things more, but people will believe all sorts of stuff...
JIMMY Kimmel and his team ...such great cutting biting sarcasm. Amazing how many jokes packed into one sentence! Thank you for fighting the good fight and keeping the lights of liberty on!
Don't disrespect rats, even they have more dignity than those politicians who let Trump's behavior slide by for years but decided to turn on him just days before the new administration takes office
Daniel Rodriguez America is Antifa. At least it used to be. Back when we *fought* and saved the world from the fascists. Anti-fascism. It's an ideology, not an organization.
Sad days for the USA, the second wave of marxism won and they went full 1984. The patriots are labeled as terrorists and the actual terrorists (BLM/ANTIFA) are called peaceful protesters. They indoctrinated/brainwashed so many people in every instance of our society that now it's almost impossible to revert this process, and they actually think they are doing good, just like the nazies.
@@ladyoflight86 while attacking our democracy directly with his unremitting false claims that the election was stolen from him even though the 60+ cour case loses say otherwise. Then inciting his supporters to "take back thier country" and to "fight" in his failed coup attempt.
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.
@@KR-te8kw Google DC guy yelling from porch. There’s different websites that have the vid and also info on how they ended up meeting after the vid went viral, with pics.
This piece should find itself in the TV All-time Hall of Fame. To have come up with such an effortless performance with the highlights of the storming of Capitol Hill in such a short time and in such a sarcastic ( and of course humorous way) is creativity of the highest order.
"Hey America, this is Mexico, yeah, we've rethought the whole 'wall' thing, yeah, we can probably throw in a few bucks, how much do you need?" "Yeah, just hang on Mexico, I got Canada on the other line"
How much for two additional walks along both coasts, possibly high enough that no airplane can fly over it? I mean ye know, there was this one dictator in 1940s who reportedly fled to Argentina, what if the current American wannabe dictator comes up with similar ideas? I mean we in Europe don't wanna deal with this BS, and I'm pretty sure Asians, Africans, Australians and polar bears will sign up with us.
Sorry guys that is half of this country... is that fair? Imagine 8 years ago... wherent we building America together? Why should now half the country get the rewards instead of no ALL of us?
@@eraumavez1968 it’s a funny gesture, but that trump supporter thing doesn’t refer to all republicans and is meant as an insult to the extremists that rallied in the capitol
@@averysmith456 why fell so many Germans for Shitler? Not blue not antifa but brainwashed conspiracy theorist fascists like Shitler. Find the parallels...
Amazing when we fought ww2 over it. Our history as a white supremacist country has just been fully exposed. I hope more people read up on the history and origins of the police. Behind the bastards has a great series on that. So now we need to break the rest of the systems that support the prison industrial complex and other drivers for slavery. Feels like we need to reform all federal institutions in many ways.
@@magnusmadkrantz147 its sad isn't. I took a look at her Twitter a few days ago....it was a list of the worst of the worst alt right....She has since deleted over 100 but there is still enough to see who she is as a person.
My relatives in Scotland are telling me how they are opening back up since they handled the virus correctly that makes me ashamed in America because we look like a huge laughing stock
You don't look like it... you ARE the laughing stock of the world. I feel sorry for all the US families that had to be sacrificed by your witch doctor to prove it.
Australia is incredibly successful, they are almost entirely back to normal. From the beginning, they made it clear to citizens that the virus needed to be taken seriously and that they might need to give up their rights momentarily in order to have an extreme quarantine. They chose a short, extensive lockdown in trade for a long-term, normal life. I wish the U.S. followed in their footsteps.
The attack antifa and blm 40 people dead small businesses burned to the ground and 9 months of terror i guess that's just fine u lib tards its peaceful protest
@@jonsixxx6569 CLASSIC TRUMPER RESPONSE, REDIRECT TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC. THE CAPITOL OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WAS RAIDED BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND PROMOTED BY THE PRESIDENT! GOD EVERY RESPONSE FROM A TRUMPER IS THE SAME SONG AND DANCE YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT AND WHAT ABOUT THAT. ONE MORE REMINDER, THE CAPITOL OF THE UNITED STATES. LOST BY 7 MILLION VOTES WITH NO PROOF ELECTION FRAUD, ARE YOU HIGH?!
I believe once your pardon you cant ever invoke a 5th amendment right...so if they choose to be involved in any future crime they cant protect them shelfs with the right of self incrimination....
Well good ol' Dereck got 3 months in jail, 3 years supervised probation and 4000 dollar fine. Now where's Diaperman to help his people?? He could afford to pay that. Nowhere to be found!!
25th just suspends him from office. Impeachment by House and conviction by Senate relieves us of paying him a pension, relieves us of paying for his Secret Service protection, and relieves us of ever having to see him run for office again.
@@shinybeast8946 you might want to look at the unemployment rate when Obama took office and what it was when he left . I’ve seen it went from 7.8% down to 4.7 % . The unemployment rate was already going down when trump took office it went from 4.7 % to 3.5 % . It was the lowest but trump was just ridding on Obama’s coat tails and it was not as big of a percentage drop as Obama’s . Look up trumps vs Obamas economy on multiple websites .
@Lowena Hobbs The bible also tells us that satan seeks to deceive, divide & destroy. (Sound familiar?)... and that satan is always on the prowl for a willing vessels to carry out his deeds/will. 💗💗💗NERDS ROCK!!!💗💗💗 PS: There's a new-ish song out on YT called "2020" by Mitch Rossell. I hope you'll check it out. You'll be very glad you did..I PROMISE!!!
Yes! I saw pictures of it that show it more clearly. But when you consider that, she came prepared to pretend she got maced? What level of stupid/depraved/ignorant/morally bankrupt person goes to an event intended to overthrow an election prepared to pretend she was pepper-sprayed???
@@dailybls Yeah? I thought it was milk. That doesn’t work either! Personally, when I cut myself with a piece of paper, I chop my hand off with an axe. Finger doesn’t hurt anymore!
Imagine, getting maced during a revolution! No one could be expected to endure that! You're lucky the English didn't have mace in 1775, or you'd still be a British colony...😂
Well if you compare these fools to Jim Jones and David Koresh, it's a bit more understandable how GULLIBLE and stupid many people are. And willing to believe the obviously blatant lies presented to them.
that dude was amazing, Jimmy needs to get him on the show... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there in '021.
@Quentin Styger humor-it’s a healthy coping mechanism sometimes; try it sometime? I agree with the other commenter-you still wish you were us, as “pathetic” as you deem “us”.
@@Therealhtrinity Worse yet, Hellige Trinity and others with such smug self-righteous attitudes likely are already enabling such malignant and despotic narcissists in their own ranks. Or perhaps allowing Putin to slither into THEIR election processes, too.
People have developed some ways to help combat the effect of tear gas, with milk and onions and vinegar being used at past demonstrations across the globe.. the onion is placed near the nose in that case so I don't know the full thing.. Also many sources later claimed that it was ice soo..
John wayne called Democrats stupid all the time in fact that quote I'm sure was him referring to the herd of sheep known as Democrats. Believe what your told and obey is all you guys are good at.
Legit, most of the people who wanted him in the first place didn't know about his prior dealings in detail, only that he was, as per his own words 'a business man, doing business'. Hell, most people in general didn't know or care to know the first damn thing about him until after this political fiasco.
I think perhaps I am a black sheep in the state of West Virginia, because I certainly do not agree with what went down yesterday. As far as Evans..all I can do is smh. If I was his mom..that boy would have a sore tail until he is my age 😡.
Omg. MATT GAETZ IS SMOKING SOMETHING. LET'S SEE. SPEECH SAYING WE ARE GOING TO WALK DOWN TO THE CAPITAL. SO I THINK THIS IS HOW IT WENT- THEY STARTED ENMASS TO THE CAPITOL. WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING THE MAGGOTS SLOWLY SEPARATED FROM THE MOB, AND IN THEIR PLACE. ANTIFA SLOWLY BLENDED INTO THE MOB NOW THAT MAKES SENSE.
I Love how Jimmy goes person by person identifying people who were in the U S Capitol....They need to be named and shamed. Such behaviour needs to be punished this way.
@Netflix Entertainment Most people have dubbed any crazy activity in Florida as Florida Man. There's a ton of stories about people from Florida doing the most bizarre things .
To see the incoming President Joe Biden on top form and his mission to make America great again just type on TH-cam the following "Joe Biden mixes up Donald Trump with George Bush".
@@dragonfly6908 Does that make you feel better, sweetie? That Biden fumbled his words? I hope it helps you to watch it on replay while your precious wannabe dictator leaves in disgrace.
@@plaidpanda They aren’t intelligent enough to see the boat burning and jump ship. They’ll go down with their captain. I’ve honestly never been more excited to watch them pay for it. Burn, baby, BURN🤣
@@davidstewart1061 & Suzanna did u see Graham on Fox pleading with Mr Biden to “have the courage” and phone Pelosi not to impeach Trump...🤨🤨who died and made Graham an “important messenger” to “negotiate” with Mr Biden after “turning on” Trump🤨🤨🤨
Trump needs to be put in the TIME-OUT room with NO access to the Nuclear Codes, OMG, Lock Him Up.the world is not safe with Trump on the loose,Trump is going to throw one of his Tantrums,,please God have trump locked-Up until the Real President is Sworn-In
It's a dangerous precedent for a politicians to one of their own responsible for the words they speak. I don't think these guys are ready for that kind of commitment.
4 years and there were no consequences why would there be consequences now when he has 2 weeks left in the office?They do this all the time, something horrible happens, they are all quick to go online, condemn and talk but nothing happens. America has been a joke to me since they elected Trump as president.
Jimmy I’ve not really been a fan of American talk shows but yours is really good! I’m an ex pat Pom living in Australia and have been following trumps escapades with a mixture of disbelief and anger. The US is a great country and it’ll come good again especially with guys like you telling it how it is, we’ll done.
We spend billions in national defense and the capital gets breached by Duck Dynasty??? I want my money back!!!
We’ll say🤣😂😅
I know I'm pissed😂
😂😂😂😂now that's funny
yeah, thanks to the traitorous guards. we're lucky Trump's secret service guards are better, we don't need a martyr and a civil war.
Seriously
I love the fact Jimmy is showing their faces and giving names
2 billion dollars in damages from antifa and BLM
Who've also shut down free speech and others from even assembling
And only now do democrats call a single incident domestic terrorism
I'm Australian I have no input or am affected from this
I'm just pointing out a fact
@@jamespratt2828 Is there a different definition for terrorism in Australia?
@@jamespratt2828 In my opinion, it's the fact that our Capitol was disrespected. Our country stands by democracy and it was violated.
@@jamespratt2828 the dems actually don't acknowledge either BLM or Antifa. BLM has been trying to get a meeting with Pelosi since the riots.
@@jamespratt2828 BLM has a reason for protesting these idiots were mad their president lost so they rioted?
At this point, Mexico is considering to pay for the wall.
Hahahahhahaha
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one really funny ! Make my day. 👍👍
he he he
The only one who will possibly take Trump may be Canada, because Canadians are really nice people.
The closing part of the monologue is one of the best explanations ever given to this whole multi-year circus. Kudos to the writers.
Sara Palin needs to stop talking.
Every time she opens her mouth, stupid falls out and dribbles down her chin. Her voice is still like fingernails on a blackboard to me.
@@janupczak1643
To me as well, and I'm Canadian... lol
@@janupczak1643
Sarah Palin reminds me of an Orwelian society ....LOL
Stupidity has no cure.
People have to stop giving her camera time.
That little fist punch into the wall had me rolling XD
Mhm. The only wall Trump could punch a hole into would be a wall made of soaked cookies when he hasn't had his morning bucket of KFC wings.
@@Eranell Even then he'd still have to get his nappy changer (Mike Poonce) to punch the wall for him.
The size of a plug quarter!
Same ... nothing else has made me laugh more in the past 12 months. Then I cried a little, but that’s normal these days.
@@michelledawnharpist
lol
OMG that tiny hand hole is f***ing hilarious
Kept rewinding it and laughing at it 😂🤙🏾
That was priceless!!!
Haha, right!! It was quite a bit of effort to get to that joke, but worthwhile!
I'm a very small women and I think my hand is equal to, or bigger than, Trump's. Just less obese.
If it weren't for the late night philosophers - aka comedians - who kept this s*** show in perspective, I might have had the nervous breakdown we also richly deserve. Thank you Jimmy, Stephen, Seth and Jimmy Fallon for the courage to use your platform to tell the truth.
Florida and Texas are in close competition: who is world biggest exporter of scum bags
Lol Texas
*_Texas is very slowly turning blue, there is no hope for florida, best to nuke it. Give it to cuba._*
Uh what?
@@awddfg Hater we will be a lost city like Atlantis in about 150 years so stop being a vibe killer but if another president like trump get elected expect a nationwide Nuke 🤣
I live in Florida now.... it’s a tie. Trust me.
So convenient that they refused to wear masks. Makes things a bit easier for the actual law and order people.
Bravo
I have every hope some of the terrorists will get COVID, a serious case of it. They are already mentally and morally sick, so what's a case of a potentially, deadly disease?
Not like the world health organization said they wouldn’t work.
@@FortBuscusNathanielXVI Proof please
@@MCnataS from the world health organization!
Now everyone knows who these people are. Hope they get prosecuted.
Some will but the real problem is here the senators that fed this bullshit will get away with it even though they’re are complicit in causing this and totally unrepentant.
Keep on dreaming. Corruption is everywhere.
I’m hoping that with a new Dem majority, the Senate votes to expel Hawley, Cruz and the others who joined Trump’s attempted coup. They’ve clearly violated their oath of office, and the procedure for expelling them is right there in Article I of the Constitution.
They might be determined unable to mentally stand trial!
😂😂😂
"We're storming the Capitol! It's a revolution!" This is why education is so important.
Facts
But she is rubbing a fresh onion in her eyes from her towel.
And it's also why religion should be treated like hard liquor.
😊 Damn straight 👍
so true!
“Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan, 1977
0 BBY/ABY would be a better date
So True.
Why not both
@McMunchie dont think he said the quote as he emerged from his mothers womb
@@randyschwaggins
Yes, I considered that, but non Star Wars fans wouldn’t know what I’m saying. Like how non-ASOIAF fans don’t know what AC stands for.
This was the greatest monologue that Jimmy Kimmel has ever given.
UliKunckle Jimmy has got us through this last year...He’s our HERO!
He’s done a number of great ones, though Jimmy has his finger on exactly what many of us are thinking.
You think????
This was great!
"WE'RE STORMING THE CAPITOL, IT'S A REVOLUTION! WHY DID I GET MACED?!"
😂
She had an onion in that towel. She wasn’t even maced.
Surprised that she was not shot
@@DebbieBensonpjc Apparently some people use onions to help make tears to "flush out" stuff like mace or other irritants. IDK if that works, seems like it would just irritate things more, but people will believe all sorts of stuff...
@@666thunderz She's white, she's not gonna get shot.
Remember when the right advocated for gunning down BLM protestors for storming public streets?
JIMMY Kimmel and his team ...such great cutting biting sarcasm. Amazing how many jokes packed into one sentence! Thank you for fighting the good fight and keeping the lights of liberty on!
After all this time, and everything that he's allowed & supported, Lindsey Graham doesn't deserve to just break up like that.
Snake
Lindsay needs to wipe trump off his chin before going any further.
This guy is praising trump's subservience to Israel . Shame
He needs to act like a man, not a child.. He supported trump. Own it. It’s fine to admit it you were wrong but don’t try to rewrite history.
Lindsey, if you don't impeach, you condone it
Lindsey a just trying to save apparences... “I got nothing to do with what happened.” He s guilty as the other gops.
Exactly, he’s a hypocrite, their behaviour has been like these hooligans except dressed in words...
Miss Lindsey gots the 'Vapors!'
He is definitely one of the major actors who started this violent coup.
Its crazy how the perpetrators did all the FBI’s work for them. The power of a camera in your hands
man camera tv
@@brucebaker810 huh
Great episode...My heart breaks for my US neighbors
I hope and pray there will be peace soon
“Heroes come in all forms.” There is a huge difference between a hero and the first rats off a sinking ship.
Don't disrespect rats, even they have more dignity than those politicians who let Trump's behavior slide by for years but decided to turn on him just days before the new administration takes office
That's an insult to rats.
@@G-B-F123 totally agree
@@G-B-F123 They are polticians,did we realy expect any less
Freedom fighters of the last hour....
'They did not see it coming. They're Notsees.' Hilarious! As a German linguist, political scientist and a historian I adore this joke.
Hello...
Ok
It really is brilliant haha
Anne Frankly, that made you Führious!
That was a BAR!!!!... I guess the time spent wit Eminem Paid off.. 😆🤣😂
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross": James Waterman Wise
Daniel Rodriguez America is Antifa. At least it used to be. Back when we *fought* and saved the world from the fascists. Anti-fascism. It's an ideology, not an organization.
Truth.
@@itsd0nk well you better let the ones with the meetings in ND and AK and MS and AL and FL and GA and TX and TN know.
Sad days for the USA, the second wave of marxism won and they went full 1984. The patriots are labeled as terrorists and the actual terrorists (BLM/ANTIFA) are called peaceful protesters. They indoctrinated/brainwashed so many people in every instance of our society that now it's almost impossible to revert this process, and they actually think they are doing good, just like the nazies.
“Fascism will come disguised as liberalism “
Iraq and Afghanistan: You think we should invade America and enforce democracy over there??
Ouch! Lol 😆 🤣 good one
Democracy is what Trump is enforcing by signing the Insurgency Act.
@@ladyoflight86 while attacking our democracy directly with his unremitting false claims that the election was stolen from him even though the 60+ cour case loses say otherwise. Then inciting his supporters to "take back thier country" and to "fight" in his failed coup attempt.
@@mateowey oh so you watched the election and don't see any corruption? Ru fkn kidding me? 😂🤦🤣
@@mateowey dude I'm in New Zealand and even we watched it get hijacked! Let me guess... You watch your news updates via MAINSTREAM NEWS MEDIA? 😂😂😂😂😂🧠💩
At this rate, Iraq is going to send troops to stabilize the Washington D.C. region.
This one made me laugh. LOL! Props to you, good buddy.
LMAO - having been to Iraq, I can say you are absolutely right :)
Areppo@😂🤣😁
Too late for that !
Trump asked Syria already
Maybe Afghanistan can join in as well!
Dump punches an _enormous, _*_pencil-sized_*_ hole_ in the wall!
*_TERRIFYING!!_*
Ha ha ha it was funny
It took them this long to realize that he was out of his mind, the day he said he would build a wall and have mexico pay is when I knew he was crazy
Yep
I knew when he forced Spicer to lie about of the size of his crowd. A nutter from the start.
Child, the day he decided to run for president I was all “oh helllll no”. To b fair, it wasn’t even because of political party. He’s just insane.
i think from the moment he ran for president i thought he was out of his mind.
Yes
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.
TREASON is punishable by death
Poor Elizabeth. She wasn't ready for the revolution 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
if youll look closely she's rubbing an onion in her eyes to force herself to cry.
Did you notice how she said that with CONVICTION.....................lights on, but nobody home
She was ready to fake cry about it, though, with the onion in her towel that she was rubbing against her face. :P
@@vanity6775 what..Is that onion on her towel?
Isn’t that guy yelling from his front porch really all of us?
Yes he is, he most certainly is. I replayed a couple of times.
And the woman in the car was so moved to tears that he used the word Cracker acuratly
Not, but a great MANY!!!
Yes he represents about 70% of the country
I agree
That guy yelling out his front door speech was more noble and rock solid in honesty than Lindsey sniveling
If you haven’t seen it, you should watch the whole video of the guy. It’s much better than that snippet.
@@areyoufriendly what is the video called?
I really like that guy pn his porch!!!!
@@KR-te8kw Google DC guy yelling from porch. There’s different websites that have the vid and also info on how they ended up meeting after the vid went viral, with pics.
This piece should find itself in the TV All-time Hall of Fame. To have come up with such an effortless performance with the highlights of the storming of Capitol Hill in such a short time and in such a sarcastic ( and of course humorous way) is creativity of the highest order.
Aunt Teefa is on a cruise to the Mediterranean. Leave her out of this.
😂😂
🤣😂😉♥️
😅😆😆😆
If Obama didn't do it, Aunt Teefa did it!
Well said, LOL!
I burst out laughing when the women said "We're storming the capitol, It's a revolution".
My world, what a dummy.
And then she gets all indignant that she got maced.
lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MMG-q1v , yeah, that was hilarious! If all revolutionaries were that easily discouraged, you'd still be a British colony! 😂
She should have been grateful she wasn't shot. Another entitled Karen.
i died with that poor karen..."they maced me, We're storming the capitol- it's a revolution!!" LOL
It's cute that they think that revolution hasn't changed in 250 years
There's an onion in that blue towel look closely
You cannot fix stupid
@Wolf82 Some people believe, quite incorrectly, that you can use onion to cry the mace out... these people are darwin awards waiting to happen 🤦♂️
Jesus H Christ Lock her up this excuse for a human
Oh Jimmy you never fail to make us smile even under a horrible week
*“They did not see this coming. They are na-zis.”*
Best one!
Not-see's
Hasan Minhaj said this during the correspondent's dinner speech.
Not-sees...
If they were a BLM group they would have been more than prepared
Hasan used it in the correspondents' dinner
They need to impeach him a 2nd time just so he can't run again in 2024.
If the SDNY do their work he can't run because he's in jail
Yes please!
Absolutely!
doesn't matter because most of his allies and some of his family will be running again in the future for senate or presidency
Shouldn't one impeachment suffice?
"Hey America, this is Mexico, yeah, we've rethought the whole 'wall' thing, yeah, we can probably throw in a few bucks, how much do you need?"
"Yeah, just hang on Mexico, I got Canada on the other line"
"Hello? Umm... This is the middle east, you guys need a bit help with terrorists and democracy? We'll help for a bit of oil. Thanks!"
😂That's a good one!!
How much for two additional walks along both coasts, possibly high enough that no airplane can fly over it? I mean ye know, there was this one dictator in 1940s who reportedly fled to Argentina, what if the current American wannabe dictator comes up with similar ideas? I mean we in Europe don't wanna deal with this BS, and I'm pretty sure Asians, Africans, Australians and polar bears will sign up with us.
We as mexicans dont have much but we can offer labor.
@@Kasiarzynka lmao the polar bears..
That guy yelling at them from his porch was great.
Hey Jimmy, you inspired a new greeting: "Hello my fellow Americans and you Trump supporters!"
Lol
Perfect
Sorry guys that is half of this country... is that fair? Imagine 8 years ago... wherent we building America together? Why should now half the country get the rewards instead of no ALL of us?
True
@@eraumavez1968
it’s a funny gesture, but that trump supporter thing doesn’t refer to all republicans and is meant as an insult to the extremists that rallied in the capitol
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
I will never look at mentally handicapped ppl the same again!
Pretty much explains BLM and Antifa.
100%
@@averysmith456 why fell so many Germans for Shitler? Not blue not antifa but brainwashed conspiracy theorist fascists like Shitler. Find the parallels...
Large FOX group
Throughout this entire political sh.t show Jimmy has nailed it. Every comedic commentary has been spot on. Keep up the good work Jimmy and team!
At this point Iraq should send troops to protect America's democracy.
Turkey offered.
Ha! Please don't give them any ideas. Hilarious for a headline in The Onion though.
I hear South Korea wants to do that to return the favor.
Putin is offended. 🤣
I’ll bet Mexico is considering paying for that wall now.
Jimmy, this episode was brilliant; the whole thing was smart and very funny.
you're a bot
I love how being against fascism is played like a dangerous concept by conservatives... WTF?
Well, fascists hate anti-fascism.
Well its dangerous to THEM, because .... you know ;-)
Amazing when we fought ww2 over it.
Our history as a white supremacist country has just been fully exposed.
I hope more people read up on the history and origins of the police. Behind the bastards has a great series on that.
So now we need to break the rest of the systems that support the prison industrial complex and other drivers for slavery.
Feels like we need to reform all federal institutions in many ways.
Short explanation: 2020's GOP actually supports fascism
@@vennril Oh! Shots fired. Ha!
In quarantine my favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Friends and American politics.
Mine too!!
Genius has it's limits, but stupidity knows no bounds.
Einstein said that -_-
Sorenstam is MAGA through and through. The scary type.
@@BeachBushandBeyond. I did not think a native Swede would go along with this criminal.
@@magnusmadkrantz147 its sad isn't. I took a look at her Twitter a few days ago....it was a list of the worst of the worst alt right....She has since deleted over 100 but there is still enough to see who she is as a person.
@@BeachBushandBeyond. As an native Swede I am disgusted.
My relatives in Scotland are telling me how they are opening back up since they handled the virus correctly that makes me ashamed in America because we look like a huge laughing stock
They are just closing again Uk, you fool
You don't look like it... you ARE the laughing stock of the world. I feel sorry for all the US families that had to be sacrificed by your witch doctor to prove it.
Australia is incredibly successful, they are almost entirely back to normal. From the beginning, they made it clear to citizens that the virus needed to be taken seriously and that they might need to give up their rights momentarily in order to have an extreme quarantine. They chose a short, extensive lockdown in trade for a long-term, normal life. I wish the U.S. followed in their footsteps.
CORRECTION!, We ARE the laughing stock of the free world, and we just got an ENCORE..............
He's also half German and I have German ancestry which is disturbing.
Still he's a Scottish anchor baby.
That tiny (hands) whole Trump punched in the wall under his picture, cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣
I seriously don't find this funny anymore. He should be sacked now before more peoples do crazy things
When has it been fun?
You mean Kimmel or Trump? .......... krik krik..... :)
True
I don't understand. When was he ever funny.
Trump may have already planned many things like he prepared police not to react to this one
This attack on the capitol was insane.
The attack antifa and blm 40 people dead small businesses burned to the ground and 9 months of terror i guess that's just fine u lib tards its peaceful protest
@@jonsixxx6569 Attacking the Capitol because some man-child was a sore loser vs. an African American being killed unlawfully.
@@jonsixxx6569 Nobody cares because that is a democrat campaign and they can't figure it out death people and city on fire without social distance 😕
@@jonsixxx6569 CLASSIC TRUMPER RESPONSE, REDIRECT TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC. THE CAPITOL OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WAS RAIDED BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND PROMOTED BY THE PRESIDENT! GOD EVERY RESPONSE FROM A TRUMPER IS THE SAME SONG AND DANCE YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT AND WHAT ABOUT THAT. ONE MORE REMINDER, THE CAPITOL OF THE UNITED STATES. LOST BY 7 MILLION VOTES WITH NO PROOF ELECTION FRAUD, ARE YOU HIGH?!
Yeah! Wat he ∆ said. 😐
The old guy screaming from his porch is what patriotism looks like.
I would've said the exact same thing!
Yes. Yes it is.
Go find the whole video of him yelling because it gets even better! That guy is awesome
@@puma1812 any link? I'd like to watch it.
@@puma1812 link 🔗??
"They did not see this coming. They're Not-Sees"
That was a great joke
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in” ..... I don’t think I will ever forget that. 😯
The moment Trump told that snake story I knew he was talking about himself.
I love that song my daddy use to sing it when I was a teenager. I’m 66 yrs. proud to have live this long and healthy 😄
By the way ...that song ic called Tender hearted woman by Al Wilson
@@robinnewton1061 Keep on keeping on.
Anyone impressed with the deepity of the song...should google "The Frog and the Scorpion." The better version the lyricist copied from.
"... he'd let this country burn if he could be king of its ashes." - Lord Varys docet
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Legend
Well hello there fellow fan 😂
it is known.
In Russian, it's called a pogrom. Ebook: 'Right Wingers Duped' ....tells more.
"What are the odds he pardons these animals before he goes out." Just another in a long list of reasons to invoke the 25th.
I believe once your pardon you cant ever invoke a 5th amendment right...so if they choose to be involved in any future crime they cant protect them shelfs with the right of self incrimination....
Well good ol' Dereck got 3 months in jail, 3 years supervised probation and 4000 dollar fine. Now where's Diaperman to help his people?? He could afford to pay that. Nowhere to be found!!
Those rats and snakes are jumping off the sinking ship 😂
Ship of Fools
Not fast enough. And plenty are clinging.
@@EagleEyeChioru Good. They need to be trapped inside, sink with it to the rock bottom of the ocean and never resurface
"They did NOT SEE this coming... They're "Not-see's"" 😂
Omg I missed the word play!!
This is genius. Thank you.
Candy or fascist?
That's funny!!!
😁
Impeach!!!
If he’s “Impeached” he’s BANNED from running EVER AGAIN!!! 😉 EVER!!!😁
no republican committee will ever select him to run for them, impeached or not impeached.
@@blingbling2841 he could still run independently
The only way he will run again if he has enough money from all the tax he owes to the irs
Good luck getting the Repugnican Senators to find him guilty 🙄
25th just suspends him from office. Impeachment by House and conviction by Senate relieves us of paying him a pension, relieves us of paying for his Secret Service protection, and relieves us of ever having to see him run for office again.
Trump: I'll make America great again, just like Germany in the 40's
30s :) 1933 REICHSTAG TAKE OVER - same MO used for this
At least the US helped Gemany after the war . As a child I remember those little rations handed out in school. My first crackers and chewing gum.
Lowest unemployment in 50 years before the china virus.
@@shinybeast8946 you might want to look at the unemployment rate when Obama took office and what it was when he left . I’ve seen it went from 7.8% down to 4.7 % . The unemployment rate was already going down when trump took office it went from 4.7 % to 3.5 % . It was the lowest but trump was just ridding on Obama’s coat tails and it was not as big of a percentage drop as Obama’s . Look up trumps vs Obamas economy on multiple websites .
@@paulm8830 It was going down steadily since Bush too so......
Jimmy, I loved your commentary, it was definitely on point.
Kimmels monologues are a level above the rest right now.
Definitely, Stephen Colbert is pretty on point currently too
The comparison with Trump to a snake is unfair. Snakes are intelligent creatures.
Agreed. But the bit was really well done.
.. and snakes EAT rats vs hire them.
the comparison is a disgrace to all snakes
@Lowena Hobbs The bible also tells us that satan seeks to deceive, divide & destroy. (Sound familiar?)... and that satan is always on the prowl for a willing vessels to carry out his deeds/will.
💗💗💗NERDS ROCK!!!💗💗💗
PS: There's a new-ish song out on YT called "2020" by Mitch Rossell. I hope you'll check it out. You'll be very glad you did..I PROMISE!!!
Hahaha
Thanks Jimmy for getting me through covid and trump!!!!#
THE GIRL THAT GOT “maced” WAS ACTUALLY RUBBING AN ONION ON HER EYES LMAOOO
Yes! I saw pictures of it that show it more clearly. But when you consider that, she came prepared to pretend she got maced? What level of stupid/depraved/ignorant/morally bankrupt person goes to an event intended to overthrow an election prepared to pretend she was pepper-sprayed???
@@ewvasquez2001 @ItsFizzy
Are you real? People do that to counteract the effects of mace.
I have been maxed during training for the military, and most of us couldn’t open our eyes for an hour.
@@dailybls Yeah? I thought it was milk.
That doesn’t work either!
Personally, when I cut myself with a piece of paper, I chop my hand off with an axe. Finger doesn’t hurt anymore!
Imagine, getting maced during a revolution! No one could be expected to endure that! You're lucky the English didn't have mace in 1775, or you'd still be a British colony...😂
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."
-George Washington
Sorry but explain, would like to understand this
I guess this means to gaurd against people who pretend to be patriot but actually have their own agenda.
What is parrotism?
Pretended exaggerated patriotism is called chauvinism
Just cause someone carries a bible doesn't mean they are a Christian or a minister .
“An open enemy is better than a false friend.”
True
Open and Trump do not go together.
Well said.
I believe him to be both,from his Own Mouth....
Brilliant piece Jimmy Kimmel, pure genius! Thank you.
Lock up his cronies like Rubio, Ted Cruz
As well
Cruz is particularly pathetic because after all the hateful, childish comments he made about his wife, he's still bending over for Trump.
It’s just sad how these people believe lies
Wait what
which people?
Sad for us.
Cult is like that...they believe any man who call I am the god
Well if you compare these fools to Jim Jones and David Koresh, it's a bit more understandable how GULLIBLE and stupid many people are. And willing to believe the obviously blatant lies presented to them.
That old white guy yelling at the terrorists from his stoop deserves the Medal Of Freedom.
that dude was amazing, Jimmy needs to get him on the show... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there in '021.
@Quentin Styger as pathetic as we are you still wish you were us.
@Quentin Styger well, it was telling at a group of fascists, so it's definitely a step above the guards at the capitol hill
@Quentin Styger humor-it’s a healthy coping mechanism sometimes; try it sometime?
I agree with the other commenter-you still wish you were us, as “pathetic” as you deem “us”.
@@Therealhtrinity Worse yet, Hellige Trinity and others with such smug self-righteous attitudes likely are already enabling such malignant and despotic narcissists in their own ranks. Or perhaps allowing Putin to slither into THEIR election processes, too.
I heard the “maced” women was holding half an onion in her hand. And rubbing it on her eyes. You can even see it in the video clip.
There's even pictures of her rubbing it in her eyes
Yup
That's so pathetic. I hope she's remembered for this for the rest of her life
People have developed some ways to help combat the effect of tear gas, with milk and onions and vinegar being used at past demonstrations across the globe.. the onion is placed near the nose in that case so I don't know the full thing..
Also many sources later claimed that it was ice soo..
completely unnecessary. she could have had dinner at taco bell, and have similar results
The tiny hole in the wall got me more than I’d like to admit.
They were like: we can all say it was antifa and then use each other as "sources" ...
Hit the nail on the head. That's how it works.
@@OculusQuestFun agreed
*“Life is hard; it’s even harder when you’re stupid!”* - John Wayne
That made me 🤣
This is hilarious 😂
John wayne called Democrats stupid all the time in fact that quote I'm sure was him referring to the herd of sheep known as Democrats. Believe what your told and obey is all you guys are good at.
"A woman can afford it to be stupid, a man don't ". - djzrobzombie
You mean marion morrison?
Who tf thought TRUMP would be a candidate in the 1st place? Haven’t you learned anything from his “tv career” and “businesses”?
Legit, most of the people who wanted him in the first place didn't know about his prior dealings in detail, only that he was, as per his own words 'a business man, doing business'. Hell, most people in general didn't know or care to know the first damn thing about him until after this political fiasco.
The guy on his front porch screaming was me at my TV
Me too, being appalled.
😂
Me as well!!! All those horrible Republicans!
"Shut up Sarah Palin..go back to your igloo!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's an insult to Alaska's Native American population.
Should have said...ice cave?
I almost forgot about that dingbat!
And seal the hole with snow 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
“Shut up, Sarah Palin...go back inside your igloo.!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...it was here daughter 8th pregnancy
She should have had Both of her largest holes permanently sealed ...before she was allowed to procreate.
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow !
@@gluteusmaximus1657Zappa knew!
Hey. She can see RUSSIA from the porch of that igloo, buddy.
That thing with the snake was perfect. Chilling
Derek Evans: "It looks like you overturned an election after all...your own."
It wasn't "his." He lost. That's the cause of all this insanity.
He must be absolutely brain dead this guy🤪
Regards 🇮🇪
I think perhaps I am a black sheep in the state of West Virginia, because I certainly do not agree with what went down yesterday. As far as Evans..all I can do is smh. If I was his mom..that boy would have a sore tail until he is my age 😡.
Derrick Evans should be removed and charged
Omg. MATT GAETZ IS SMOKING SOMETHING. LET'S SEE. SPEECH SAYING WE ARE GOING TO WALK DOWN TO THE CAPITAL. SO I THINK THIS IS HOW IT WENT-
THEY STARTED ENMASS TO THE CAPITOL. WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING THE MAGGOTS SLOWLY SEPARATED FROM THE MOB, AND IN THEIR PLACE. ANTIFA SLOWLY BLENDED INTO THE MOB
NOW THAT MAKES SENSE.
I Love how Jimmy goes person by person identifying people who were in the U S Capitol....They need to be named and shamed. Such behaviour needs to be punished this way.
They're terrorists plain and simple
@Stephania Pierce Why won't they? they offer NOTHING for trump, they have no money or influence. They are easy pickings.
“The Vice Poodle is off the leash!”😆🤣😂😅
14:43 "Oh, we can't say he didn't warn us." Damn, Jimmy, that nail on the head!🤦
“He lives in Florida”
“Shocker”
My man Kimmel just acknowledged the Florida man joke 😂
I always thought Florida man was more random and overall funny. Also there was an awful lack of alligators and meth....
@Netflix Entertainment Most people have dubbed any crazy activity in Florida as Florida Man. There's a ton of stories about people from Florida doing the most bizarre things .
Actually to buy Mara lago Trump agreed to not have it as anyone's residence. Now he supposedly lives there.
There's a new Florida man every day. Punch a random date followed by Florida man into a search bar. It never fails
@@robertnett9793 have you seen those people scaling that wall?? Meth was definitely involved lmao
We should never buy a My Pillow again. Frankly they are the worst uncomfortable pillows ever.
I bought one 5 years ago and they do suck.
I felt a sample at Bed Bath & Beyond and it was very lumpy.
STORES NEED TO BOYCOTT HIS MERCHANDISE NOW! IF HE SUPPORTS trump, HE IS A TRAITOR TO THIS COUNTRY!
Got one ☝🏽 as a gag gift. It’s the worst!
I'm one of those people who toss and turn and switch the cool side of the pillow at least 3 times
I can’t believe he’s handing out FREEDOM awards today and those bastards showed up to receive them 🤯
To see the incoming President Joe Biden on top form and his mission to make America great again just type on TH-cam the following "Joe Biden mixes up Donald Trump with George Bush".
@@dragonfly6908 Does that make you feel better, sweetie? That Biden fumbled his words? I hope it helps you to watch it on replay while your precious wannabe dictator leaves in disgrace.
@@plaidpanda They aren’t intelligent enough to see the boat burning and jump ship. They’ll go down with their captain. I’ve honestly never been more excited to watch them pay for it. Burn, baby, BURN🤣
@@dragonfly6908 Still a better choice than trump
@@plaidpanda Fumbled?, more like he could not remember.
After all he's done, they cant let him leave with dignity. He's got to be removed, even if one day before the end of his presidency
Exactly, he's helped us out Tremendously.Greatest President Ever.
They should remove the president before he pardons himself and his family.
Joe Biden?, something to look forward to?. Just type the following on TH-cam "Joe Biden mixes up Donald Trump with George Bush".
@@dragonfly6908 try to stay on topic, cupcake
@@dragonfly6908 Inauguration day = Something to look forward to.
If they remove Trump from office, Joe Biden will not become the 46th President of the United States. You know that, right?
@@everwhat013 Let him rant. He's desperate to find some way to prevent Biden from becoming the President.
“He looks like a 9 year old trying to buy beer” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the roast 😂😂👌👌👌
I thought he said 9 yr old with a fake beard...bc thats exactly what i thought it was.
That's why he doesn't shave he thinks he looks older and more manly!!!
with a company ID, and fired within an hour?
Yeah he does 😂. You high?
"Lindsey Graham said that he & Trump have had an amazing journey, but Enough is Enough and he decided not to give tRump the final rose." LOL!!!
Did you see him get mobbed at the airport by the people he represented before he decided to jump ship?
@@davidstewart1061 & Suzanna did u see Graham on Fox pleading with Mr Biden to “have the courage” and phone Pelosi not to impeach Trump...🤨🤨who died and made Graham an “important messenger” to “negotiate” with Mr Biden after “turning on” Trump🤨🤨🤨
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." It does make sense. The irony.
Twitter: suspended
Facebook: block
Instagram: block
Missile button: has anyone block his little hands for pushing the button?
I know it was a joke but the President cannot launch any nuclear strikes by himself.
@@LarsRyeJeppesen thank god for that
@@JP-lh1uy Absolutely
Hotel: Trivago
Trump needs to be put in the TIME-OUT room with NO access to the Nuclear Codes, OMG, Lock Him Up.the world is not safe with Trump on the loose,Trump is going to throw one of his Tantrums,,please God have trump locked-Up until the Real President is Sworn-In
The mini hole in the wall got me like 5 times - LMAO. "Hiyaaaaaa! Bad Mike"
48 hours later: Still Zero Consequences!
there won't be any unless until the executive that incited it is no longer in power.
It's a dangerous precedent for a politicians to one of their own responsible for the words they speak. I don't think these guys are ready for that kind of commitment.
4 years and there were no consequences why would there be consequences now when he has 2 weeks left in the office?They do this all the time, something horrible happens, they are all quick to go online, condemn and talk but nothing happens. America has been a joke to me since they elected Trump as president.
Jimmy I’ve not really been a fan of American talk shows but yours is really good! I’m an ex pat Pom living in Australia and have been following trumps escapades with a mixture of disbelief and anger. The US is a great country and it’ll come good again especially with guys like you telling it how it is, we’ll done.
"I love that these people are just now realizing he's unfit for office". Only when their lives were in danger they wanna push the 25th amendment.
4 MORE YEARS!! 4 MORE YEARS!!
Go Trump
@@starsforchrist345 your account was made 11 hours ago? Yeah you’re obviously not a troll.
@@starsforchrist345 4 more years of what?
@@jameswillis8349 yes sir, Go straight to jail
Worst President Ever
14 more days, forget the 20th of Jan, we need to unleash the 25th NOW
I believe that impeachment would be easier.
Impeachment and dishonourably dischargement.
If he's impeached, does that mean he can't run for president again?
@@Anonymous-rp1rs exactly
@@evanneal264 is this hope I'm feeling, it's been too long