@clockworkman8210 No... Just McKallaster doing what he does... I was just laughing at England losing a goal to San Marino 8 secs after KO as any jock in an English pub would, to the normal commentary... Can't remember how they were reacting, but I'm sure I found that hilarious as well at the time 😁
@@MrDaiseymay THEY DIDN'T NEED ONE... I FELT PITY FOR THEM AND LEFT THEM TO CRY INTO THEIR BEER... besides, there were only 10 of them. Wouldn't have been fair. 😘
Im English but i think his commentary is so frigging funny. Lampards non goal off the bar v Germany, about a foot over the line. That is "inconclusive" 😂😂
@TheWPhilosopher yes mate. So funny. And when Hurst went through for the 4th for the famous "some of the crowd are on the pitch, they think its all over, it is now!" as he hammered it into the top corner...There's people on the pitch, why ain't the ref stooping it..that's a booking when Hurst shot. Absolute comedy gold
I remember it well, possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The whole pub erupted in laughter and there were two English boys on their own sitting at a table in the hotel bar, I’ll never forget their faces😂😂😂😂😂
I was 12 at the time and I remember watching this. Dave seaman looked to my 12 year old eyes like a giant, and yet now, watching it at 43, he's books like a kid in this video. Such a strange experience.
“Statistically the worst football team in the world…… against San marino “😂😂
Got me giggle like a 9 years old 😂
dude.... exactly what i wanted to write :D
Even as an England fan, I had a feeling that would be said and still laughed 😂
The timing ... the suspense there was perfect. Good one, Wee Davey! 🙌
A remember that game 7-1 to england
"... all the long suffering San Marino fans..
all across Scotland" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
... and the Kingdom of France
Chin Chin
Theeeen, it ends up as 7-1 England, soooo…
@@slimemasterchief1177 Supposed to win by 7 clear goals for chance in qualification soooo...
@@slimemasterchief1177its San Marino yall want a medal
"I've not even opened my second can yet..." He's ALREADY downed a can in the first few seconds... Buckle up, folks.
Also why I can't remember the 2nd half.
Well that's not exactly what he indicated with that. He just said he hasn't even opened his second can yet.
Damn bruh you slow aren’t ya
@@emmanuelenyinwa1443 normal Scottish drinking pace. Especially when the football is on lol🏴🏴🏴🏴👍
@@McKallaster probably a good thing
The biggest surprise here is that he knew the name of the striker instantly when he scored lol
He’s done his homework like all good commentators 😉😁
Wee Davey was a hero in Scotland.
@@McKallaster too right he was, I nearly spilled ma pint when he scored! 🏴😁
@@McKallaster Doesn't take much to be a hero in Scotland 🥶
@@McKallaster 😀😀😀🏴🏴🏴😀
Downing a full can in 8 seconds while continuously talking is part of the Scottish citizenship test
WITH AN AMAZING 100% ACHIEVEMENT
@@MrDaiseymayonly if your Scottish or possibly Irish haha 🏴🏴🏴
Only Irish can top this.
I'd attribute this idea to the Irish more than anyone else.
Yeah your all born alchys offf your mothers sorry lads....
"All the long suffering San Marino fans.............all across Scotland."
Cheers mate, thought my ears weren’t working for a second
Didn't England win 7 to 1.lol
The fact it was Sam Marino
chin CHIN
Remember watching this in an English pub... The silence was deafening... apart from me laughing my socks off
@@gjaxx and that's how it should be. I'd be the same if it was Scotland playing.
@clockworkman8210 No... Just McKallaster doing what he does... I was just laughing at England losing a goal to San Marino 8 secs after KO as any jock in an English pub would, to the normal commentary... Can't remember how they were reacting, but I'm sure I found that hilarious as well at the time 😁
😂😂😂 I'd have laughed and I'm English 😂😂😂
HOW LONG BEFORE THE AMBULANCE CAME ?
@@MrDaiseymay THEY DIDN'T NEED ONE... I FELT PITY FOR THEM AND LEFT THEM TO CRY INTO THEIR BEER... besides, there were only 10 of them. Wouldn't have been fair. 😘
"8 seconds gone and I've not even opened my second can yet"😂🍻
Then you hear the second can opening 😂
Fucking turned the world upside down with the "against san marino" line.
McKallaster you are the Golden God of Commentators.
Bags of laughter and admiration from Germany !
Hearing his second can opening.... Priceless
That well timed comedic pause before announcing "against San Marino"...
This is the best commentary I've ever heard even as Englishman 😂
For fair, unbiased commentary you cannot beat this guy😂❤🎉
Everytime these come up im in stitches laughing. These are fantastic 🏴🏴🏴
Thank you.
@@McKallaster no sir thank you, all the way from the home of the mighty Ross county lol
We won by a boatload - Germany v Scotland, not too dissimilar
@@McKallasteris this real or a parody
I’m as English as they come and I’m pissing myself. 😂😂
Him screaming “CHIN CHIN!!!!!” at the top of his lungs at the end was the best bit🤣🤣
"Ive not even opened my 2nd can yet" how the hell did he down the first he never stopped commentating 😂😂
He did not drink the first one yet, he had only opened it ;)
He's scottish. The beer was gone the moment he opened the can 😂😂😂
Dont you doubt the prowess of a Scotsman!
I was wondering the same and looked for this comment I was sure I was t the only one that noticed he never stopped talking
Intravenously
Absolutely brilliant... chin chin
Real unadulterated commentry..what a breath of fresh air..thank you sir
I'm English and these commentaries are fcuking brilliant. Love the cans being popped. Chin, chin.
Das is großartiges Kommentieren, wundervoller Humor und nur die Wahrheit. Prost liebe Schotten!
This commentary is legendary. Everything I hear the Scottish commentary I die of laughter. Aw so good
Im English but i think his commentary is so frigging funny. Lampards non goal off the bar v Germany, about a foot over the line. That is "inconclusive" 😂😂
I'd love to hear commentary from him about the England non-goal against Germany in 1966 - it'd be hilarious :-)
@amssydsing3475 I seen that. Brilliant
@@bryanwarren7843didn't he roar about the CHEATS that they ARRRRRREEE!
@TheWPhilosopher yes mate. So funny. And when Hurst went through for the 4th for the famous "some of the crowd are on the pitch, they think its all over, it is now!" as he hammered it into the top corner...There's people on the pitch, why ain't the ref stooping it..that's a booking when Hurst shot. Absolute comedy gold
@@bryanwarren7843 Brilliant, love it and the commentator in general 🤣
"Margaret Thatcher your boys have taken a helluva beating today".
England vs Norway 1981.
So what's your point?
This is the best stuff on YT at the moment😂😂😂😂..greetings from Croatia..and please if its possible to do Croatia England semifinals in Russia 2018?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Odličan je 😂
@@skopjanec8392 vr..jako se dugo nisam tako smijao
Hrvatiiiii
You are right. Best from Germany. :)
This is the best channel ever, what the internet is meant for! Keep it up you are amazing 😂
This channel deserves more exposure 😂
Me, watching this from San Marino 😂🇸🇲
The fact that he knew the name of a san marino attacker speaks how much he was rooting for them lol
50,000 subscribers. Should be 50 million. Legendary
The best commentary I ever heard in my life 😂
Hilarious this channel love it . 😂
I love these videos they always make me laugh, keep it up😂😂😂😂
The way he chugged down the first can in seconds while commentating are borderline sorcery.
Best sports comentator ever! 😂
As a Englishman,i can honestly say i fukin luv your vids😂😂
I love this bloody channel 😂
I love these videos 😂😂🏴
I love my algorithm for sending me these. I'm no Scot but these kill me everytime.
It's official: this video is my favorite one in TH-cam.
Haven’t opened my second can yet 😂
Whatta hilarious commentary 🍻
As an English man these vids are hilarious 😂
Foe all the long suffering San Marino fans, all across Scotland 😂😂😂
as an irishman theyre even funnier
I could listen to McKallaster all day long!
"8 seconds gone, I've not even opened my 2nd can yet!" Brilliant 😅
This man made me root for san marino with his damn Scottish passion
Underrated: opens 2nd can while the replay still runs.
I'm hugging my baby, watching this I cant stop laughing and wake my baby up 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the second vid of this guy on my feed. My first was the 1966 wc final. I genuinely thought it was real commentary from
The game
I remember it well, possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The whole pub erupted in laughter and there were two English boys on their own sitting at a table in the hotel bar, I’ll never forget their faces😂😂😂😂😂
Them:how many times have you watched this
Me:yes
At this rate, he’ll have drank a six pack by the 5th minute of the game 😂
He downed a cab in 8 sec so he’ll drink 6 in less than than 50 sec
@@L3-33. insane 🤯
Tartan army is the best supporting group in the world, period!
Big regards to Scottish people from Macedonia ❤❤❤
Regards from Argentina! What a genius! He has the mind and feelings of an Argentine!
I'd like to hear him comentate on Maradona's "Hand of God" goal.
How can't anyone love this simply amazing McKallaster?👏😀🤣
These videos are awesome❤
We celebrate the goal every year as a community! Chin chin!!
Stop this.STOP IT.Its too funny.im absolutely in pain laughing at everything.
I love you-no Diddy.
I was 12 at the time and I remember watching this.
Dave seaman looked to my 12 year old eyes like a giant, and yet now, watching it at 43, he's books like a kid in this video.
Such a strange experience.
This channel is genius
Can we have this guy in the next world cup?
This is my favourite youtuber atm and im in Nigeria😅
PERFECT delivery on that "...against san marino." line. Props good sir, I'm dying laughing.
The cans opening is hilarious 😂😂😂
These shorts are so hilarious, pure gold!
The can,! The feckin' can! That did it for me!😂😂😂 Love this guy! Love hive to death! Pure Scot!😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Not even opened my second can yet😂😂😂
Then the sound of the ring pull being opened
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This channel is so good.
Loving these😂😂😂
Brilliant commentary love these sketches
This is absolutely hilarious 😂
Genuine classic 😂😂😂
In Portugal we also say "tchin tchin"!😂
Salute!!!!!!!😅😂❤
This is QUALITY❤❤
Canadian here, huge England fan. You rock mate! Cheers!
Why in the word would you cheer for the worst word champion of all time
@@bluemoon-q2g it's my heritage mate. Dad's English, Mums Canadian. That's all.
"Statistically the worst football team in the world.... Against San Marino"
LMAO IM DYING WHY ARE THE SCOTTISH SO FUNNY
Love this!
Is this channel owned by the Scottish gentleman that purchased a flag of every country that played against England at the Euros?
Which one 😂
That could be anyone in Scotland bud haha😂
@@acehighjohn1759lol you beat me
What a sad, miserable existence
@@Alan_Wigz Is it as sad as singing "It's coming home" for 30 years but it not ever coming home though 🤣🤣🤣
That last Chin Chin is said with so much passion, I love it 😂😂😂
The chin chin at the end! LOL!
No escaping that was a dismal period for England football, but I can’t help noticing that you have to go back more than 30 years to find it.
Deze is zo grappig dat ik hem gewoon in het nederlands waardeer.
Goud!
As an American, I can affirm that soccer is boring, but we've all just became San Marino fans. Chin chin.
First time in years I've enjoyed watching football again. Chin chin.
The can opening😂😂
I love that guy
He didn’t heaven get through his first yet 🤣🤣
Love scottish people❤ abu Alba! 🏴
They played against half of the population of san marino
Legendary broadcasting. Chin-chin!
That 2nd can opening 😂
I need this guy to do the world Cup in 2 years time
Love it!
Should have hired this guys for European finals 😂😂😂
Stuart Pearce Defending
Still marginally better than kyle walker harry maguree and tripye!
Yup, he fked up in the semi v Germany 3 years later
Absolutely classic mate lol 🍻 😅
That "chin chin" was truly magnificent. So much intent.
Loved this from Malaysia 🇲🇾
I’m English and I love these 😂😂😂