Best HFY Stories: Professional Military

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  • @tobiasmoller3837
    @tobiasmoller3837 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    1st. they forgot a phase, Information gathering, never go blind into a fight

    • @widdershins5383
      @widdershins5383 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Depends, if you’ve been powering over everything for a couple thousand years, I highly doubt you’re gonna keep up with proper recon. Simply because that’s what you’ve been used to, so why would you? Unless you’re constantly fighting yourself, but that’s an empire constantly on the brink.

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Plus, you can pull Off that Part while bulking Up your conventional firepower.

    • @tomnorton8499
      @tomnorton8499 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That phase should have been done whenever you first meet a new species and start doing business with them.

    • @45Mistuikeidentity
      @45Mistuikeidentity 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Info is key to any millitary engagement those xenos complety fumbled the bag on that part

    • @KaiHenningsen
      @KaiHenningsen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@45Mistuikeidentity Well, given that they obviously fumbled their economy shortly before that ...

  • @dariustiapula
    @dariustiapula 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    Militia - For defending your village.
    Mercenaries - When you are seeking profit.
    Professional military - When you want to win.

  • @CaedmonOS
    @CaedmonOS 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "I'm an idiot and I doomed us all."
    Signed: God King

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I remember seeing a military tactician talking about "what should NEVER be attacked unless there's active military taking cover at it", one of the things were the "Tomb of the Unknown Soldier" and such historical and cultural monuments, it would be more of a rallying cry than a depolarization.

  • @MagicalGeekMV
    @MagicalGeekMV 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    In other words they manage to unite Humanity

    • @johns6014
      @johns6014 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, it just sounds like a standard military operation would have sufficed. Disrespecting the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier wouldn't be enough to unify humanity - there's already a faction of Americans who disrespect the currently standing American model, which actually exists. The aliens were too clean and orderly about it, and didn't actually attack anyone, they just made demands then declared war. No dead kids broadcast to earth, no mothership hovering on the other side of the room - the diplomat technically did more damage to the aliens by destroying that chair than the aliens did to humanity, aside from offending their pride.
      This basically amounted to a kid throwing a temper tantrum, and "Dad" - a standing human military - coming in and sending them to their room without dinner.

  • @Beth_OMette
    @Beth_OMette 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    sounds like somebody "found out"

  • @Darkinu2
    @Darkinu2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    RIP Chair armrests. O7

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, he did

    • @Kitsune10060
      @Kitsune10060 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      most tragic of all the casualty's in this war, the chair was innocent.

  • @devilfanmik
    @devilfanmik 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Ngl they got off lite cause if a xeno dared to touch a ship or deity forbid harm a child the galaxy will be one race lighter.

  • @luzifershadres
    @luzifershadres 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Its funny how the Emperor almost had a standart egyptian name, indicating that these werent aliens, but all the theories about the pyramids were real and egyptian went to space to colonize it.

  • @DRAONWEED
    @DRAONWEED 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    They learned a valuable lesson about picking a fight. You don't go to war with the army you want, you go to war with the army you have.

  • @SpiritWolf1966
    @SpiritWolf1966 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I enjoy all of NetNarrator videos 🎉🎉

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    he he.😁 Wrong house.😠

  • @orangecitrus8056
    @orangecitrus8056 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    L aliens