Bhau banne k liye creativity and Imagination chahiye. 😂 So apne @SatishRay bhai k paas nhi hai. 😂 🤣 Edit :-Well it was Sarcasm for those who don't understand it. 😂
@@ashurana7101 tum keh rahe ho ko bhau jo sorf galiya bakta hai aur ye aadmi ji sketch karta hai interview karta hai monologue banata hai ye creative nahi hai. Kaha jee rahe ho ..
Ghanta hai... Isne bola motivation diya karo....abe voh Sandeep Maheshwari nahi hai. Voh doctors hai. Jb voh operation karte hai tum yeh nahi bolte ki pyaar se kaato, voh kaat te hai tbh tum thik hote ho. Video funny hai par iss baar jyaada illogical hai.
Best dialogue: 1.बाबा भी सिलबट्टे पर पिस कर कुछ बनाए है।। 2. चाइना के साथ बिस्तर गर्म करता रहा। 3. फूफाजी वाला मुंह बना के रखो हो कि हमें सरबत नहीं मिला 4. कब सेटिस्फाई होगा या हमारी गर्लफ्रेंड की तरह कभी नहीं होगा। 5. एक ठाकुर जी का खीर भेजेंगे तुमको सब ठीक हो जाए गा।
Epic dialogues of this Video : "Kitna target rakhe ho tum?" "Tum Kabhi satisfy huya ke nehi yea Humare gf ki tarah ho kya?" "Baba bhi kuch banaya hain... silvatta par piss kar " 🤣🤣😂👏
Satish bhaai u r jst awesome.... its like more then 50 times i have watched this video and more of urs.... behterin point of view hai tumhara... and dhaasu content...
Abey yaar tum to kamaal ka actor ho! The way you deliver dialogue with so much intensity like method actor Nawazuddin does! Your content was great with powerful nd well packed written dialogue! Good job bro! Best of Luck ahead in your career with best performance with meaningful content!!!
I don't even remember how many times have I watched this video... You are amazing Ray.... Keep rocking... And btw.. I have liked your video, subscribed to your channel long back,shared to my whatsapp groups... And now commented aa well...Khush raho yaar tum.... Ya phir..Satisfied..😜
SHARE KARO 1 WHATSAPP GROUP MEIN AUR VACCINE BANWAO :)
Are bhaiya bhaiya bhaiya🤣🤣🤣
Love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️ bhai
Lol
Fan ho gaye bhaiyaa 💓 charan kaha hai 🤔 aapka chuna hai 🤣🤣
Big fan bhai
Hotel : Trivago
Set Max : Sooryavansham
Sarcasm : Satish Ray
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Oyo ko bhul gaya..
Sarcasm k liye RAM BHAGAT try Krna...
Satis Roy bhi bahot sahi..
No one beats Devesh Dixit in sarcasm...
So basically alpha pandey is bahut mehnga, decent, cuter version of Hindustani Bhau😅😅.
This is my favorite character ♥️♥️♥️.
Bhau banne k liye creativity and Imagination chahiye. 😂 So apne @SatishRay bhai k paas nhi hai. 😂 🤣 Edit :-Well it was Sarcasm for those who don't understand it. 😂
Bhau kewal gandi galiya deta hai bss creativity to iss bande me hai hr ek punch line me🤣🤣🤣
@@rishabhpasi98 समझ जाओ भाई. 🤣
@@ashurana7101 tum keh rahe ho ko bhau jo sorf galiya bakta hai aur ye aadmi ji sketch karta hai interview karta hai monologue banata hai ye creative nahi hai. Kaha jee rahe ho ..
@@anubhasethi7756 boss didn't you ever familiar with Sarcasm?! Well I was sarcastic on my first comment. Chill bro.
Such a serious matter served with laughter. Made my day 😊
00:24 perfect bihari accent 😎
Hasi nahin ruki😂😂😂kheer
@@Harshfxd p
"Silbatta pe pees ke..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bhai tum mast ho!
Even though these are all jokes, but he has got a lot of good points on WHO to think about... 😅😅
Ghanta hai...
Isne bola motivation diya karo....abe voh Sandeep Maheshwari nahi hai. Voh doctors hai. Jb voh operation karte hai tum yeh nahi bolte ki pyaar se kaato, voh kaat te hai tbh tum thik hote ho. Video funny hai par iss baar jyaada illogical hai.
बाबा भी बना रहे है कुछ सिलबट्टे पर पीस कर 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 EPIC..
😅😅Here comes the warning to Nepal and China by Hariya harami...maza lijiye- th-cam.com/video/sGU2pNl4PKk/w-d-xo.html
🤣🤣🤣
EPIC HAI BHAI YE🤣🤣🤣
Most laughing 🤣 point during the whole video
Silbatte par pees k mtlb?
Felt depressed throughout the day but his video brought smile at my face❤
Funny meme for YOUUU
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Alpha Pandey will say tm depressed Kyu feel kr rha th re ******
3:16 epic line "बाबा भी कुछ बनाये है सिलबट्टे पे पीस के |"
I couldn't stop myself to laughing like crazy.. After hearing this line😂
Neha. U Mishra I laughed so hard dat I farted...I didn't cough n got isolated...
@@PRASHANTKUMAR-nb1rv kehna kya chahte ho😂
Might be you mixup two things😂😂
Alpha pandey to Nepal
ye ramdev baba ke liye bola hain na..
WHO be like
“ Gazzab bezzati hai yar”
Aayush mantralaya to ALPHA PANDEY
“Are bhai bhai”
😁😂🤣🤣
*Notification of Satish Ray*
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Me running to grab the earphone😂❤️
Hahaha
Haha same here
Language bhai saab bht gandi hae inki Gaali bht hee dete hain ye
Tb aapne bhau ka naam nhi suna hai 😂😂
@@nazneenbegam20 bhai
To ye jaake dekh le
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"Jake china ke paas bolega babuji maar diye." 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😁😁
चाइना के साथ बिस्तर गर्म करता रहा..... 🤣🤣🤣👌👌
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Best dialogue:
1.बाबा भी सिलबट्टे पर पिस कर कुछ बनाए है।।
2. चाइना के साथ बिस्तर गर्म करता रहा।
3. फूफाजी वाला मुंह बना के रखो हो कि हमें सरबत नहीं मिला
4. कब सेटिस्फाई होगा या हमारी गर्लफ्रेंड की तरह कभी नहीं होगा।
5. एक ठाकुर जी का खीर भेजेंगे तुमको सब ठीक हो जाए गा।
😍
@@SatishRay1 i can't believe you replied...
Love you bhai 3000😍😍
@@suryakantsharma8816 congratulations Bhai 😂
@@user-yn4wv9px9y shukriya bhai...☺️😅
Bandar v bola nhi kaam kar raha hai
No background voices no drums no faltu ki dhudum wali noise just a real and pure actor with his pure acting skills♥️
I want to see 10M ppl on this channel. Becoz you deserve it.
Of course u will reach more.
WHO wants to know your location😂😂
Who...? Wants to know his location...? Just tell me....
We will fuck WHO
@@gauravsrivastava8779 Who we wil fuck?
@@imAkkie5 we will fuc who
fuc who
I can feel the real anger and pain in his voice..😣😣😣
today i sent this video's link to my friend he suddenly sent me another link nd asked to watch video nd guess what
it was the same vdo❤️
😍
@@SatishRay1 Bhai Gajab 🙏
@@SatishRay1 same case bhai mera aur mere bhaiya k saath huwa😅
@@SatishRay1 kamal ho gaya dhamal ho gaya , imandar ka dhoti fad ke rumal ho gaya
Ramesh
Suresh
Satish teaches us that making long video is not the point .
He makes videos of barely 5 min of length and there's no point where u don't laugh .🤘🔥
That's what her Gf said too 🤣🤣🤣
The way he said" Bsdk" has a separate fan base😂.
Like Pankaj Tripathi
Epic dialogues of this Video :
"Kitna target rakhe ho tum?"
"Tum Kabhi satisfy huya ke nehi yea Humare gf ki tarah ho kya?"
"Baba bhi kuch banaya hain... silvatta par piss kar "
🤣🤣😂👏
My favorite jokes
@@SatishRay1 👌🙌
And one more...tumse aacha to bablu pandal wala hai😂😂😂😂
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@@SatishRay1 mtlb laundiya ko to reply krna hi h... 😂
Kbhi satisfy hoga ya hmare girlfriend ki trah hi ho..😂😂😂
Damn goood bro💥
“Alpha Pandey to Nepal” kab aega?🤣
"China k sth bistar garam kr rha tha"
This is line so epic 🤣🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻
This is for a joke but makes me serious at every 5 second
You should be the official spoke person of India in WHO.. 😂😂
Dil ki bat chhin li
doland trump ka daina tang hai wo koi mazk nhi mere bhai ko lekar
"Foofaji wala muh ki sharbaat nhi mila hai" ded
2:40 That Bablu pandaal dialogue was lit as hell. 🤣
🤪😤
3:17 Best moment Bhai
Baba bhi kuch banaye hai silpatte pe peese ke 😂😂😂
Luv u dude keep going.
2:44Tum se badhiya toh bablu pandal wala hain.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like for this line
Who is watching this in April 2023 and taking old taste 😂😂.
Us time saach mein laaga tha kaise ye time guzre gaa😢
"China ke saath bistar garam kar rha"....best line😂😂😂👏
The guy from W.H.O. after watching this..
"Main kya karnu job chod du"
😜😜😜
Haa chod de be. Waise BHI job kae rehke kuch kiya toh hai nahi 🙄😂😂
I lost it when he said 'seelbitte pe pees ke'🤣🤣🤣
Exactly
Baba bhi kuch bnaaye h silbatte p pees ke.. 🤣😂
I first relate baba to pakistan. 😆😆😆
"baba seel battei pe pees k"..this line stole the show..although it was one man show with the pic of WHO guy..
Next Video :
ALPHA PANDEY TO UGC !!!
BSDK KA HAI NEET KE BARE NO BOLE?(READ IN HIS VOICE)
3:17 सिलबट्टे पे पिसके. 👌
3:29 This was indeed (🤭) a pleasant surprise "ek thakur ji hain, unka kheer hai"🤣🤣🤣
Satish bhaai u r jst awesome.... its like more then 50 times i have watched this video and more of urs.... behterin point of view hai tumhara... and dhaasu content...
"Baba bhi Kuch banaye he sil batte me pis ke".... This was epic man.🤣🤣
His way of delivering dialogues is amazing....❤️❤️
Next Video: Alpha Pandey to KP Sharma Oli
This is epic and it clearly shows the frustration everyone is going through 😂
That "BHOSDK " has separate fan base 😂
Watching this with my Dad and he’s enjoying too 😂😂
So good to know
Are Bc 😂 really?
Are Baap h ki dev manush be😅
Tum hardik Pandya wali harkate kar rahe ho kofee with karan dekhna band karo .
😂😂😂
Happy Birthday To Best Ever Comedian with World Class Experience And World Class Accent 😂😂
Good sense of humor ❤️❤️
🔴🔴Petition to give this video CHINESE SUBTITLES 😂😂😂😂
Shai kha
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abe chinese nahi dekh payge isko...vha youtube nhi chlta
@@bharatvashisth5914 Unko bho VPN use karne aata hai Bhai 😂
I second this .
3:17 baba bhi banaye hai kuch sil batte pe pis K....so epic...🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👍
I've never been this fast in my life ever **innni khushiii** 🥺😭
Fufa ji vala mu bana ...thakur ji ki kheer.. 😂😂😂😂 too good yaar.... Perfect blend of humour and sarcasm.. 👍👍👍
baba bhi bana rha hai kuch silvatte pe peeske..😂😂
-(Coronil by Ramdev)
Legends are waiting for Imaandar Sharma.
I laughed like a maniac in the middle of the night.. maza aa gaya.. lots of love.. ❤️❤️❤️ your expressions are too good. God bless you
Uff sukanya..u r a cutiepie...where r u from?
Abey yaar tum to kamaal ka actor ho! The way you deliver dialogue with so much intensity like method actor Nawazuddin does! Your content was great with powerful nd well packed written dialogue! Good job bro! Best of Luck ahead in your career with best performance with meaningful content!!!
You're fantastic yrr how do it yrr such a enjoy full person u r
Oh man I can listen you for hours. Keep doing videos of alpha pandey
*Best Dialogs :*
*1: Foofaji Wala Muh Banate Ho Jaise Sharabat Nahi Mila*
*2: Tu kabhi satisfy hoga ki tu bhi hamari GF ki tarah hai*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Foofaji wala mast tha.
Ketna Ka target liye ho China se 🤣🤣
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Satish ray ।। Love this one Yara .... Love from Uttarakhand
//Jo sapne me Aaya so keh dete ho//
WHO ki aisi taisi maar diye ho tum!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
WHO to poora duniya k maar lia phr bhi kam mara poora maar k bawasir bana dena chaiye
When Satish Drops a video
Me: Ham First, Ham First.🏃
Best way of presenting facts with humour..
Humours but serious points has been raised by bhai...👍👍👍👍
After this WHO wants to close the organization
1:41 - 1:59 It's f*cking serious and funny at the same time.
foofaji wala mooh 😂
WHO VACCINE KE JAGAH PRESS CONFERENCE KA SCRIPT LIKHNE ME BUSY HAI....
Pandey ji aj WHO walo ne apki sunli..pehli bar positive news diya hai ki "People should not fear spread of COVID-19 in food,packaging"
Trust me, it’s just 18 seconds and I’m start laughing 😂😂😂 god bless you bro.. you bring smile to everyone’s face
Love uh a lot Satish Sir ❤️ a huge fan of ur's 🙌
Carry Minati is overrated!
This guy deserves 20M subscribers.
Share this video to max guys!
Bilkul sahi tiktok par video banane ke baad wo sach me overate ho gaya. Jabki wo
utna funny video bhi nahi tha
Carryminati ka aaj ka content uske purane content se kaafi bekar hai tbh
Zyada ho gaya
2:48 TVF ASPIRANTS ke Writers Ne Sathish Ray ki Lines chura Li. #JusticeForSatishRay😂🙏
The way he says "ummmm" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriousness dekh rhe ho 😂😂😂
Very well going dude.
3:44 thakur ji ka kheer🤣🤣🤣
"Fufa ji wala muh sarbat nahi mila ruth gaye he"....😂😂😂
Kitna ka target rakhe ho 🤣🤣🤣🤣 epic line
❤️❤️ Big fan of your contents
bhai aap kya ho 😂😂😂😂 what a genius man really loved you
Future star of TH-cam ❤
"ek thakur ji hain unka kheer hai, bolte hain jo khata hai unka sab bimari nast hota hai" 👌👌😊
WHO ko bhejo bhai iskooo..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Twitter pe trend krwa dooo
"Phoopha ji wala muh" Best line....
Recent best:baba ji silbatte par pees ke
Silbatte waali line epic 😂
Bhai
Es condition mai jaha sab stress aur depression mai hai aapke vedio chehre par muskaan bikher deti hai
Dhanywaad dil se
Sarcasm with straight face...
💯💯😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
One of the best character - ALPHA PANDEY 🔥🔥👌👌👌❣️😂😂
This is one of the best video i have seen so far. Just love this character.
Bhai Yaar Alpha Pandey ke video aur chaie yaar😂😂😂
Ekdam best😂😂😂
Hey Satish! This time i am speechless man!!!♥️ You areeee too goooddd satish! Love you man! Hilarious!!!!! Keep creating....
Hi sis Mera Channel bhi dekho Mera ek chota sa prayas comedy ka.🙏
Keep* creating
I don't even remember how many times have I watched this video... You are amazing Ray....
Keep rocking... And btw.. I have liked your video, subscribed to your channel long back,shared to my whatsapp groups... And now commented aa well...Khush raho yaar tum.... Ya phir..Satisfied..😜
Fufaji Wala mu sharbat nai Mila ho or Ruth gye ho😂😂👌🔥🔥
Is video me boli gayi har baat ek dam sateek hai -
Absolutely right brother.
Your sense of humour is awesome
1:15 ... " Fir bola... Ummmmmm" 😜😜😜
Omg ...u are the best 👌👌👌..we all have same point to ask to WHO.
Good
Baba silbattey pe kuch pees raha hain🤣🤣Zabardast humour Bhaisahab!
Remove just the letters 'sh' from his name and replace with 're', it becomes SATIRE, its that easy for him to come up with Satires!!🙏🙏
Everything is on point and his sarcastic face..😂
All the words are very close to my heart especially pandal wala. Keep it up bro 👍🤗🤗
एकदम सही पकड़े हैं पांडे जी, ये ही है सारे फसाद की जड़