Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Youngest African-American Pilot, Lesbian Break-Ups

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  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    The ending part where they tell him to tell the joke and then terribly act as if they're offended gets me every time. LOL!

    • @thewpbard
      @thewpbard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I'm waiting for him to do this, and when he does the "Black women and lesbians are liars" line, look to Jenny when he says "black women" and look to Amber when he says "lesbians".

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know I love this shtick! It never gets old, keeps getting funnier! And Amber's laugh is rainbows and black girl magic!

    • @19stalkern
      @19stalkern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neghie Thervil ..... it gets funnier every time they do it!!

    • @19stalkern
      @19stalkern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      T Graham .... I couldn’t agree more... I love Amber’s laugh!!

    • @eddoriordan99
      @eddoriordan99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YOU SAID IT WOULD BE OK 😄😆

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    these three are so cute, their on-screen chemistry is really good

    • @mastelsa
      @mastelsa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +

    • @jaspermoon8566
      @jaspermoon8566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No they were not cut at all! that was degrading to Lesbians and he owes an apology.OMG how stupid.

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Have you noticed he sits closer to Amber and almost never looks at Jenny? It's true in all the episodes of this segment. I wonder what the backstory is.

    • @glipgloppapi9959
      @glipgloppapi9959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jess Liu I heavily agree with you

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I noticed the same thing my first time through these but I kinda ruled against a backstory. 1. I'm pretty sure Jenny's voice is easier to hear and I bet Amber is quiet IRL. 2. I think the shape of the studio, the camera blocking has a little to do with it. 3. their seating is good use of natural personality differences: Jenny is definitely an older sister and Amber a younger, and everyone knows the older sister gets a bigger safety circle while the others huddle more. 4. Maybe gay women are more different from straight men than black women are from white men.

  • @AnkushMudgal0396
    @AnkushMudgal0396 8 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I love how giggly Seth gets when he does these bits...

  • @beccahawkins1905
    @beccahawkins1905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "You're basically a woman."
    "Heeyyyy!"
    "Oh, I'm sorry, is that an *insult*?"
    "......"
    So hilarious. :)

  • @whoiamiamnot2334
    @whoiamiamnot2334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The way Amber delivered that "bigger dicks" punchline was just perfect.

  • @AndrewSmith-vh3gu
    @AndrewSmith-vh3gu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    This is fantastic satire, great jokes, terrific exposure for writers -- plus it's good to see 1) black 2) gay 3) women representing their positions on TV for smart, funny girls dreaming about going into showbiz.

    • @jamesdangelo4538
      @jamesdangelo4538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hell Yeah! Late Night is coming into its own!

  • @cecoletti1
    @cecoletti1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    This is their best segment honestly

    • @jusbertmeza4424
      @jusbertmeza4424 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      this one or closer look

    • @gajaga789
      @gajaga789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I vote for Affirmations, but these are a close third and second, respectively.

  • @ptegegn1
    @ptegegn1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    "black women and lesbians are liars"
    lol i dieded

    • @ptegegn1
      @ptegegn1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jasper Moon chill bro, it is just a prank XD

    • @MrFantocan
      @MrFantocan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you remove black and lesbians the statement is still true!
      Joking men lie too... just a lot less.

    • @HailSagan1
      @HailSagan1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah because our government is mostly women right?

    • @doctorboot7191
      @doctorboot7191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      liar!

    • @angelwashington8424
      @angelwashington8424 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ptegegn I laughed way to hard at that!!!

  • @akacj7
    @akacj7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    hands down the best bit in late night. sorry carpool karaoke, sorry hungry for power games, sorry mean tweets and thank you letters and every other legitimately funny bit on every other show, but this one takes the cake. just three people sitting there telling jokes and it's never not perfect.

  • @Kelly-ik6pn
    @Kelly-ik6pn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    To quote John Mulaney, I feel like when God created Seth he made like 3/4th of a gay guy and forgot to flip the final switch.

    • @johnIZaUWL
      @johnIZaUWL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kelly his brother is WAY MORE of a "Dandy" the way his mannerisms are I've noticed. Kinda hard not to eh?

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol when did he say that

    • @richyyLR
      @richyyLR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnIZaUWL when you spot the boomer

    • @dolphinsupremacy4590
      @dolphinsupremacy4590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but maybe he is just more liberated. ;)

  • @travisgates6623
    @travisgates6623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    They really need to credit these ladies in the description. They are hilarious!

    • @jamesryder8305
      @jamesryder8305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @upuntil6 To an extant you are right.

    • @paulmorris905
      @paulmorris905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      they she there name

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jokes Amber and Jenny CAN tell. We know who they are now. Make them searchable.

  • @ArtemisScribe
    @ArtemisScribe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I know the're all adults but I love the classic Sit-Com family dynamic this segment has going on.
    Seth has like the whole Sit-Com Dad vibe going on and Jenny's doing the sarcastic cool teen (Daria) thing while Amber's going for the whip smart spunky kid vibes.

  • @Philandos
    @Philandos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    This segment is so corny and predictable but the three of them are having so much fun. I love it!

  • @elyca6329
    @elyca6329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    that segment is genius XD Instead of whinning that he can't tell some jokes (liek a lot of people do with that kind of sensitive subjects), he just did the best thing to do: Let the people involved take that in their own hands. XD I love it

  • @sabbiemoon
    @sabbiemoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Did anyone else notice that when Seth squints his eyes, he looks like he doesn't have any? ... love you, Seth

    • @sabbiemoon
      @sabbiemoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Noooo... That's not what I meant... I meant when he laughs... ahhh...

    • @johnIZaUWL
      @johnIZaUWL 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jeffrey Hinkle oh the "Marxist Card"🙄🙄🙄 are we a Michael Savage groupie???

  • @Jade-mm1wl
    @Jade-mm1wl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    2:33 seth's eyes disappear

    • @deycallmemari
      @deycallmemari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jade I dont know why i laughed the hardest at this comment omfg

  • @travisgates6623
    @travisgates6623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    I love this bit.

  • @FritzSchober
    @FritzSchober 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Seth, bringt those two woman more often in the spotlight, they both are funny in their own way.

  • @bg6b7bft
    @bg6b7bft 8 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I'd like to see him do this segment where *he* doesn't know the punchline ahead of time. Just to get his reaction.

    • @mellymel6543
      @mellymel6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      his reactions seem pretty genuine

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      7 years later I'm here to say, watch the special 50th episode of this segment.

  • @JohnnyRoseofVersailles
    @JohnnyRoseofVersailles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I love the fake outrage in the end so much!

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joni Rose a white woman with a fat ass!

  • @MindfulBlabber
    @MindfulBlabber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm loving this bit.
    "You're basically a woman."
    "Heyyyy!"
    "Oh, I'm sorry, is that an insult?"
    *triggered

  • @pursuingancientpaths8131
    @pursuingancientpaths8131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    This is actually really good imo. we have waaaay to many white dudes telling jokes on late night, and while they try to make jokes relevant for more than theur demographic, its true that sone jokes just need a different teller. Nice to see different faces and voices, we just need more.

  • @vangelissopamena
    @vangelissopamena 8 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Fantastic idea! I LOOOVE this segment!

    • @Knight-Bishop
      @Knight-Bishop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think this was one of the funniest so far, I'm dying!

    • @alvinkeegangoh
      @alvinkeegangoh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too

    • @MegaChickpeas
      @MegaChickpeas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hilarious! Especially that bigger di*ks joke on gifted programs!

  • @madi846
    @madi846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    the ending bits where they all start yelling always have me weak

  • @ahlam1688
    @ahlam1688 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    seth is amazing

    • @Hard-Core-Gaming
      @Hard-Core-Gaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      first time I see someone from Algeria that likes Seth :D ... reply on this comment if you want chat :)

    • @LuckyRose8
      @LuckyRose8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ew, chill dude, she's making a comment on a youtube video, not a dating site!

    • @Hard-Core-Gaming
      @Hard-Core-Gaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's none of your business :) & who said anything about dating !! I just want to chill & talk with seth's fans from my country ...

    • @Hard-Core-Gaming
      @Hard-Core-Gaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wow :D that's why the whole world hate America :) ...

    • @Hard-Core-Gaming
      @Hard-Core-Gaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      really !! how about this :
      Jim Crow Laws
      Slavery
      The Salem Witch Hunts
      Indian Land Sale/The Trial Of Tears
      Vietnam War Veteran Rejection
      Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
      Ku Klux Klan
      Lord’s Resistance Army
      National Liberation Front of Tripura
      Antibalaka
      Catholic Reaction Force/Protestant Action Force
      The Orange Volunteers
      The Aryan Nations
      The Christian Identity Movement
      & the list goes on ....
      you idiots think you can fix the world & look what the USA have done to Iraq & Libya they were better off without you !! they we living in peace !!
      the so called democracy does not come after night & day it take years & people will make it own democracy, the USA disabled the middle east only for oil & the whole world know that ...

  • @dillimeinbilli
    @dillimeinbilli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    They just look like they're having so much fun!

  • @davidmanhart1
    @davidmanhart1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love Amber's comedic character and timing.

  • @MyChannel773
    @MyChannel773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i’m surprised no one pointed out stefon when seth asked if he’s a little gay

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I watch these secondly for the jokes but firstly for Amber's insane overreactions at the end

  • @fraeuleinpusteplume2730
    @fraeuleinpusteplume2730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This segment is my favorite thing on the internet right now!

  • @prashantbhatia2007
    @prashantbhatia2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You guys are killin' it ! This segment keeps getting better and better. Keep 'em coming and please try some other minorities too.

  • @Ebbagull
    @Ebbagull 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really like this segment! The three of them are just about giggling through the whole thing! XD

  • @Lip22Gloss
    @Lip22Gloss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG this is the best segment in HISTORY. MORE PLEASE, SETH!!!!!

  • @daviddelaney2407
    @daviddelaney2407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "... we're LIVE, bay-by!"
    --Dave, don't ever change, Amber

  • @Butterflier00
    @Butterflier00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Amber, Jenny, and Seth are just ADORABLE!!!!!!!

  • @gemmaskate
    @gemmaskate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That Dean joke makes me laugh every time

  • @LordOfTheBored
    @LordOfTheBored 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well Seth Meyers is pretty underrated. He really has funny segments like that one!

  • @fahadm8260
    @fahadm8260 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the last joke is always the best

  • @hanselmenezes1406
    @hanselmenezes1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3 years old, and i'm STILL re-watching these ; love their chemistry

  • @Book7BrokeMyBrain
    @Book7BrokeMyBrain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I always love this bit.

  • @chrischart2386
    @chrischart2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amber and Jenny trying not to laugh when he says the totally offensive joke at the end is always the best part.

  • @oneopinion6806
    @oneopinion6806 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite parts are the excited reactions Seth has at the punchlines, that illicit joy!

  • @vww3606
    @vww3606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THIS AND CLOSER LOOK ARE THE BEST

  • @athena8778
    @athena8778 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this! All of it had me laughing, but I lost it at 2:33 when Seth scrunched his eyes shut. IT LOOKS LIKE HIS EYES DISAPPEARED. lmaoo

  • @makaipost260
    @makaipost260 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amber has the best laugh ever. I crack up every time she dose.

  • @bethhartfield6212
    @bethhartfield6212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    THE GREATEST SEGMENT I love it so much

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:51 The little dance Seth does that the ladies join in on is so cute.

  • @heminator89
    @heminator89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amber's smile is SO delightful!

  • @DocReeg
    @DocReeg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a black dude, I thought that last joke was hilarious. (and accurate)

    • @alvenawasim3572
      @alvenawasim3572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's probably more offensive to fat white women than black guys

    • @humansovercavemenandmongol1100
      @humansovercavemenandmongol1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any overweight or ugly nonblack woman can always count on the low self esteem of black men.

    • @enchantressdch1207
      @enchantressdch1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alvenawasim3572 I don't think it was offensive at all.. Funny as hell.. and from my personal experience, very true.. lol

  • @lilyb26958
    @lilyb26958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We need more of these. Always.

  • @cindieshanthakumaran312
    @cindieshanthakumaran312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really enjoy these segments ^^

  • @probably-aquarion
    @probably-aquarion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This came up in my recommended vids, and I am amazed. This segment came out perfectly formed, and has not changed a single iota since, nor does it need to. Heres to another hundred of them.

  • @talkindurinthemovie
    @talkindurinthemovie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    so I'm in love with amber

    • @seanbrown8920
      @seanbrown8920 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      talkindurinthemovie she's a white girl with a fat arse!

  • @kates4911
    @kates4911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love everything about this segment

  • @GenuinelyGage
    @GenuinelyGage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love these ladies!!! They're gorgeous and soooooo funny :P

  • @jacobgarofalo635
    @jacobgarofalo635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Straight", I dare him to say that to Stefon's face.

  • @ricobhi
    @ricobhi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I quite literally have been sleeping on this show... until just now. It's now my new favourite show! This sketch was HILARIOUS!!

  • @Mxlpxl
    @Mxlpxl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am literally laughing out loud.

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I think Seth could have told that prom joke.

  • @_Al__
    @_Al__ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amber's offended face is the most amazing thing ever i love her

  • @jpayne8097
    @jpayne8097 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good chemistry... Moe, Larry, & Curly...ment as a compliment!

  • @redbead01
    @redbead01 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched several of these and you guys are having way to much fun for being at work. Laughed and peed a little.

  • @TheoneandonlyDrops
    @TheoneandonlyDrops 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The prom joke had me on the floor :p

  • @RRRackCity
    @RRRackCity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is literally my favorite segment

  • @patsygay7398
    @patsygay7398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite part of Seth's show!!!!! Priceless, keep up the good work.

  • @DiarmuidOhibicin
    @DiarmuidOhibicin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "A white woman with a fat ass!" Comedy gold! Love you guys!😊

  • @sinbadsf
    @sinbadsf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the funniest segment.😂

  • @Theadambshapiro
    @Theadambshapiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching Amber try to appear shocked and offended when she's trying not to laugh is one of my favorite things ever!

  • @KazenoniKakuremi
    @KazenoniKakuremi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    brilliant concept...should b a regular segment

  • @sarahglick566
    @sarahglick566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how they end it the same way every time lol

  • @imightbedaanika
    @imightbedaanika 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favourite segment from any talk show ever 😂

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jenny's eyebrow wiggle after the "box office" punchline was the best.

  • @Dedition
    @Dedition 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How am I just finding this? This is hilarious!!

  • @NoirEtBlanc86
    @NoirEtBlanc86 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "White woman with a fat ass...!" her face was hilarious, lol! she's adorbs!

  • @jamesdangelo4538
    @jamesdangelo4538 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music always gives me chills So good.

  • @fym90
    @fym90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this Segment is great! more please!

  • @clairegarcia7286
    @clairegarcia7286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't know what's funnier : the jokes or their reactions ?

  • @Bumbleshepherd
    @Bumbleshepherd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This segment is amazing. I’ll never get tired of it.

  • @ivan_kolom
    @ivan_kolom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best segment of the show

  • @etjrowe
    @etjrowe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In a world where everyone is increasingly looking for something to be offended about, this bit is amazing!

  • @Theadambshapiro
    @Theadambshapiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love amber's face when she's trying to act offended, but she loves the joke (and probably wrote it)

  • @FiS_Kiddo
    @FiS_Kiddo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching all of the Jokes Seth Can't Tell videos today. I didn't expect to hear any news about my hometown, let alone good news. Lol

  • @cadmiumsd3541
    @cadmiumsd3541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    best segment ive seen on this show so far!!!

  • @fquint6468
    @fquint6468 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was hilarious lmao the end was fantastic as well! Love this bit.

  • @dilrukshi12345
    @dilrukshi12345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seth's "i'm honored" had me dead

  • @ODUBlue
    @ODUBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unapologetically binge-watching ALL of these right now. And be honest, you probably are too 😂❤️

  • @IbrahimSiawash
    @IbrahimSiawash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is your best segment. give us mooooreeee.....

  • @ttthecat
    @ttthecat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never EVER get tired of this segment!!

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the fake outrage at the end when they tell Seth he can tell one of those jokes, hilarious.

  • @emanny1986
    @emanny1986 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Lawd, almost died laughing! What a good time for comedy.

  • @ghizlainenemri2397
    @ghizlainenemri2397 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE THIS !! Make it a regular thing! It's hilarious !!

  • @rileyscott7197
    @rileyscott7197 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so cute I love how much fun they have with Seth (;

  • @Seapatico
    @Seapatico 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These delight me so much.

  • @firewordsparkler
    @firewordsparkler 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still one of my all-time favorite segments on this show.

  • @debadev2179
    @debadev2179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I looooooove this please keep it going

  • @johnIZaUWL
    @johnIZaUWL 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    A wee more subdued than the last one but STILL😆😆😎😆😆 F'ing BRILLIANT!

  • @dontcallmelil8619
    @dontcallmelil8619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who's the cutest?!
    It's sooo hard! They are all sooo cute!

  • @andrewpearce9948
    @andrewpearce9948 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely hilarious!!!
    Seth, you make my heart happy. 😁

  • @jeanwilson3752
    @jeanwilson3752 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my 1st time seeing this. but it's so refreshing and catchy. Keep it coming.

  • @readwrecks
    @readwrecks 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hilarious! I hope you guys do more of these.