Well, welcome! If you liked this, you're going to love the rest of the channel, even if it's patently mental at almost all times and more. The most common Vidiots quote is "this is the worst thing we've done yet," which is usually true. Tell your friends! ;)
So glad someone finally sent in a physical Billy-Ray Saurus Rex, my drawing of him and Billy-Ray Wormrus should hopefully be with you guys soon too! :)
Peter, your knowledge about design is quite impressive, with your comments about font types etc. Do I detect a fellow design/art graduate? XD Awesome video, as always, although this one was a particularly dreadful game!
A philly cheesesteak - philly ray cyrus. A cyprus hill album - billy ray cyprus. A Dr Dre album - billy dre cyrus. A sex toy - dilly do cyrus. A bad watersports enthusiast - fail-e ray cryus. A boat - Saily ray cyrus A postbox - maily cyrus Gyroscope - billy ray gyrus All of the above have previously unstated googly eyes and fake austin powers teeth taped to them to add effect.
Here’s all the shark facts, if you’re curious. Please read in Peter’s voice: 1. The largest shark ever found was a whale shark measuring 41.50 feet; 2. The smallest shark is the dwarf lantern shark; it measures 6 inches; 3. The most common shark is the ocean whitetip; 4. The fastest shark is the short-fin mako shark, and it can swim up to 65 mph; 5. Sharks detect a blood drop in an Olympic pool; 6. A shark bite generates up to 40,000 pounds of pressure per square inch; 7. The great white shark eats 22 times more than an average human; 8. Sharks are not mammals; sharks are fishes; 9. There are roughly 500 species of sharks; 10. Sharks are between 425 and 455 million years old; 11. Sharks are older than dinosaurs; 12. The oldest shark teeth were found in Europe; 13. Sharks were in the 5 percent of the species that survived five major mass extinction events; 14. Sharks use their electro-sensors (Ampullae of Lorenzini) to locate prey and navigate the oceans; 15. Sharks can open their mouth to nearly 180 degrees; 16. Sharks have rows of teeth; 17. A shark may produce roughly 6,000 teeth each year; 18. Sharks don't have bones, only cartilage; 19. Bull sharks can live in both salt and fresh water; 20. Salmon sharks regulate their body temperature to live in the Alaskan waters; 21. Shark mating can involve biting; 22. Reproductive cycles for sharks can last two years; 23. Some female sharks can store sperm for up to a year; 24. Shark sight works similarly to that of humans; 25. Sharks see in dark or murky water up to ten times greater than humans in clear water; 26. Sharks get cancer; 27. Half the world's shark fin trade in goes through Hong Kong; 28. Commercial fishing kills 100 million sharks each year; 29. Shark fin soup is a Chinese specialty since the Ming Dynasty; 30. It hasn't been scientifically proven that shark liver oil or its components are effective against cancer; 31. Only 10 out of 500 species of sharks have been involved in incidents with humans; 32. Sharks hunt in the evening and night; 33. The average life span of most shark species is 20 years; 34. The spiny dogfish shark can live more than 100 years; 35. Sharks sleep with their eyes open; 36. Sharks live in the waters from 7,000 feet to 10,000 feet; 37. Shark have a rough skin; 38. Blue sharks like cooler waters; 39. Some shark species drown if they stop moving; 40. Your odds of getting attacked and killed by a shark are 1 in 3,750,000; 41. There's intrauterine cannibalism in the shark world; 42. Sharks prefer to hunt solo; 43. Galeophobia is the excessive fear of sharks; 44. Sharks have a 360-degree vision; 45. Sharks only have inner ears; 46. Sharks have seven senses; 47. Great white sharks jump 10 feet in the air; 48. Sharks can be found in all oceans of the world; 49. The majority of sharks are ovoviviparous; 50. Sharks are part of the Hawaiian mythology; 51. The great white shark is protected in South Africa since 1991.
************* I had a quick checkuz on wiki for the definition of the word "game". "A form of play..." for entertainment, education, work, art, achievement, or reward. IDK if All Star etc. counts. *************
I'm genuinely interseted if both your parents are well off and if you feel that would helped you starting endevours like this? as a kid from a poor home I genuinely don't think there would of feasably been a way to set something like this up untilI was maybe 27-28
Not sure, but regardless best of luck with your channel! Don't worry about getting hugely expensive equipment or anything at first (I know I won't be with my podcast) just as long as you get started somewhere and make what you enjoy making. I believe in you! :)
Ok, it wasn’t actually Simon, but it’s fine. Everything is fine, Whether it is Simon or not, we can all pretend it is Simon, and just have a great time! Or not! It’s up to you if you want to imagine Simon being on every intro. That’s what makes life wonderful.
right i get that the W.C. stint had to end because i guess the management was annoying or something, but why make another channel after vidiots? I know there are occasional podcasts or something on there but why have something in addition to that? I mean Peter Potter and Ben Austin (yes their names are better swapped like this) are great presenters and all that but it seems like lateral move. From my appalling memory there was some moving involved but you could make occasional videos with all 3 skype calling or something, possibly best we can hope for.
There are so many in-jokes now I feel a bit sorry for the poor bastards who've only just come across Vidiots
Yeah, well, imagine how I feel in 2024
@@FrankyBabes You poor, poor bastard...
I’m new here, but I’m amazed at the amount of puns you can make from Billy Ray Cyrus
Oh you sweet summer child, you think *this* is a lot? Wait until you meet the whole family. Oh yes, there are _a_ _lot_ more.
Let's not forget everyone's favorite seagull
Well, welcome! If you liked this, you're going to love the rest of the channel, even if it's patently mental at almost all times and more. The most common Vidiots quote is "this is the worst thing we've done yet," which is usually true. Tell your friends! ;)
Hello is this Rules Boss?
Billy Ray Walrus
“Jizzed on by Neptune” is a good name for a band
There is no channel more loved than this one - we love you guys
I'm glad you guys didn't re-do the intro :)
Fun fact: My second-cousin was an original member of the Penetrators. Their original frontman went by the name of Buster Hymen.
Can we just have a video of one of you reading all the shark facts?
I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the developers got their six year old to write them
“sharks aren’t mammals sharks are fishes”
Are you familiar with Ross Hornby from Hat Films?
So glad someone finally sent in a physical Billy-Ray Saurus Rex, my drawing of him and Billy-Ray Wormrus should hopefully be with you guys soon too! :)
the vidiots fandom is the most supportive and loving fandom i’ve ever seen.
we love you guys
You weren't supposed to open the box...
Peter of what?
Peter of WhatCulture Gaming
"Spelled B-O-R-E-D" - Tiny Peter with the Norm McDonald reference
I didn't know they were still publishing PS1 games in 2003, the PS2 had taken over for a while by that point
If i'm not mistaken the last offical PS1 game was Black/Matrix 00 in Japan, Fifa 2005 in US and Moorhun X in Europe
The PS2 lived until FREAKING 2013!!!!
@@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta Considering that the PS4 and Xbox One were ready to launch around the same time when the PS2 was discontinued.
you can see the melancholy and sadness in peter´s eyes.
The Melancholy of Peter Austin.
This game came out six years after Wave Race 64.
Two years after Wave Race: Blue Storm.
It's 1am I should be sleeping but I feel sick atleast vidiots can brighten my life with worst games ever
speedwaynutt it's currently half past 6pm in the uk
Just to let you know the act of 'jibing' (as in jibe) is changing the direction of the sail.
A jib is a *type* of sail
I think it's spelt 'gybe'
@@thegamingtrainspotter4582 probably
love the editing! great vid
sharks generally have 5 rows of teeth but this can go all the way up to 50 rows in the case of Bull sharks +*The More You Know*+
Well that's just excessive.
Damn, nature, you scary.
This has to be the worst so far, at least catwoman had some sort of gameplay! Fair play for putting yourselves through this! Big love
THIS IS SHARK ATTACK!!! oh the nostalgia
Had a massively bad day today and as soon as I saw this video I felt sm better thanks guys
I thought the guy at the beginning was going to say "It's very windy. Tell your friends" lol
That really was a shit game, but you gents aren't wankers. Keep up the great work!
Peter looks so dead inside, like he's about to be a father on accident or something...
Oh wait..
eXtreeme swimming: now includes living shark and drop of blood in every olympic pool
Peter, your knowledge about design is quite impressive, with your comments about font types etc. Do I detect a fellow design/art graduate? XD Awesome video, as always, although this one was a particularly dreadful game!
oh-voh-vie-viparous, i know its a mouthful, i had to learn about all those different -viparouses in zoology
Watching one of your vids for the first time while drunk and just realized how you two speak together real often, it is freaking me out.
Sneaky Peekums is the name of my Bluegrass alter ego
Peter Peter Peter... First you mention "the company" and then you go and make a shark list...are you okay?
A philly cheesesteak - philly ray cyrus.
A cyprus hill album - billy ray cyprus.
A Dr Dre album - billy dre cyrus.
A sex toy - dilly do cyrus.
A bad watersports enthusiast - fail-e ray cryus.
A boat - Saily ray cyrus
A postbox - maily cyrus
Gyroscope - billy ray gyrus
All of the above have previously unstated googly eyes and fake austin powers teeth taped to them to add effect.
"it's like getting jizzed on by Neptune" Is that what Ben's hand was trying to show at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not sure who edited this one but good job keep it up👍
LOL NHS dig :P Love it. Also what happened to "NAME REDACTED"?!
All Star Watersports, with special guests Donald Trump and R. Kelly.
Name no longer redunded
Yeah, nice going _Peter_ .Ten months of redunded, and you ruined it, _Peter_ . 😂
Here’s all the shark facts, if you’re curious. Please read in Peter’s voice:
1. The largest shark ever found was a whale shark measuring 41.50 feet;
2. The smallest shark is the dwarf lantern shark; it measures 6 inches;
3. The most common shark is the ocean whitetip;
4. The fastest shark is the short-fin mako shark, and it can swim up to 65 mph;
5. Sharks detect a blood drop in an Olympic pool;
6. A shark bite generates up to 40,000 pounds of pressure per square inch;
7. The great white shark eats 22 times more than an average human;
8. Sharks are not mammals; sharks are fishes;
9. There are roughly 500 species of sharks;
10. Sharks are between 425 and 455 million years old;
11. Sharks are older than dinosaurs;
12. The oldest shark teeth were found in Europe;
13. Sharks were in the 5 percent of the species that survived five major mass extinction events;
14. Sharks use their electro-sensors (Ampullae of Lorenzini) to locate prey and navigate the oceans;
15. Sharks can open their mouth to nearly 180 degrees;
16. Sharks have rows of teeth;
17. A shark may produce roughly 6,000 teeth each year;
18. Sharks don't have bones, only cartilage;
19. Bull sharks can live in both salt and fresh water;
20. Salmon sharks regulate their body temperature to live in the Alaskan waters;
21. Shark mating can involve biting;
22. Reproductive cycles for sharks can last two years;
23. Some female sharks can store sperm for up to a year;
24. Shark sight works similarly to that of humans;
25. Sharks see in dark or murky water up to ten times greater than humans in clear water;
26. Sharks get cancer;
27. Half the world's shark fin trade in goes through Hong Kong;
28. Commercial fishing kills 100 million sharks each year;
29. Shark fin soup is a Chinese specialty since the Ming Dynasty;
30. It hasn't been scientifically proven that shark liver oil or its components are effective against cancer;
31. Only 10 out of 500 species of sharks have been involved in incidents with humans;
32. Sharks hunt in the evening and night;
33. The average life span of most shark species is 20 years;
34. The spiny dogfish shark can live more than 100 years;
35. Sharks sleep with their eyes open;
36. Sharks live in the waters from 7,000 feet to 10,000 feet;
37. Shark have a rough skin;
38. Blue sharks like cooler waters;
39. Some shark species drown if they stop moving;
40. Your odds of getting attacked and killed by a shark are 1 in 3,750,000;
41. There's intrauterine cannibalism in the shark world;
42. Sharks prefer to hunt solo;
43. Galeophobia is the excessive fear of sharks;
44. Sharks have a 360-degree vision;
45. Sharks only have inner ears;
46. Sharks have seven senses;
47. Great white sharks jump 10 feet in the air;
48. Sharks can be found in all oceans of the world;
49. The majority of sharks are ovoviviparous;
50. Sharks are part of the Hawaiian mythology;
51. The great white shark is protected in South Africa since 1991.
The seven senses are: touch, taste, smell, hearing, telepathy, psychokinesis, and smell again.
but they cannot see you
Any chance you were in Cambridge this week, Ben?
This game is terrible, there's too much water.
At least we can all be "board" together...haha... :),
You boys should play Constantine for Halloween.
jetski is a trademark. they have to be called watercraft
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I had a quick checkuz on wiki for the definition of the word "game".
"A form of play..." for entertainment, education, work, art, achievement, or reward.
IDK if All Star etc. counts.
*************
the game background music has serious TMNT Turtles in Time vibe
Riding the hurricane out with the Dudes🤘💙
I guess Peter misses Name Redacted.
I think I had the jet ski game in it’s own. I bought it from a supermarket for a fiver. Was what I expected
Olympic pool's closed due to sharks.
Dental plan.... Lisa needs braces
I live in Malibu and I can confirm they NAILED the look. 😏
7:10 is awesome
minor note but i just checked and the dude who did this weeks tell your friends had his twitter suspended. possibly sad
Someone needs to send in Chris Kamara’s Street Soccer. Please.
I owned this on PS1 😂😂😂
I too like it when it's private.
Miley just gave up on life there at the end xD
This is the best game ever.
those waves tho
I'm making it my soul life goal to find you the most shite game in existence.
7:20 like Lydia on a horse
SOME..... BOOODY ONCE TOLD ME...
NO ITS NOT THAT ALL STAR
I live about fifty minutes from the sonoma coast
Damn, I was hoping they'd do the beach contest. I was getting myself all ready to see some dead or alive type of jiggling. Graphics: Off.
Isn't it a PlayStation 1 game? Weird how they releasing games a few years into the ps2 era
I'm from the Sonoma coast!.......Is that cool? I think that's cool.
Same
I'm from near the Sonoma coast too!!
Did you see your house on the beach?
Unfortunately it was JUST over the dune jpeg
IAmKenkira I don’t think it’s cool at all.
sneekumpeekums
The "sharks have seven senses" fact makes way less sense (pun not intended) when you realize that a human being has way more than 5.
Love this series please keep it going it brilliant and funny seeing you rip the shit out of them shit games for wankers for life 😂
Seeing as it's the most watched series and they have so many games, it probably won't end any time soon. :)
Truly, this game is worse than most
I'm genuinely interseted if both your parents are well off and if you feel that would helped you starting endevours like this? as a kid from a poor home I genuinely don't think there would of feasably been a way to set something like this up untilI was maybe 27-28
Not sure, but regardless best of luck with your channel! Don't worry about getting hugely expensive equipment or anything at first (I know I won't be with my podcast) just as long as you get started somewhere and make what you enjoy making. I believe in you! :)
These Marvel Strike force ads are cancerous ....
I had this game as a kid 🤣🤣
All Star Watersports, rated Pee for...
Piss-poor.
Lads, did you go out and have a big night before filming this?
10:27 graphics:on
Looks like they noticed. Oh well
You're Who from Where?
Jet Rider 2 had better graphic than this, 1997...
"It was like some kind of sea side book ache."
Was he trying to pronounce bukake?
It's purposeful mispronunciation.
@@em_birch I know as a running gag they purposely mispronounce words. I do it myself, just wasn't sure if that's what that one was.
@@dbone3356 I think it mighta been one of the OG gibberish words they ran with.
Props to you guys for making such a great WGE out of such a shit game.
Anyone actually play this? Or was it just me?
'; D
Bad game
Yeah! Another Simon Miller intro!
Oi
Don’t put Simon Miller down like that
Simon Miller is in all our hearts. So every intro is a Simon Miller intro.
Ok, it wasn’t actually Simon, but it’s fine. Everything is fine, Whether it is Simon or not, we can all pretend it is Simon, and just have a great time! Or not! It’s up to you if you want to imagine Simon being on every intro. That’s what makes life wonderful.
Do you think Simon could win a fight against the 3 Vidiots?
Thats a TH-cam Red show i want to see.
right i get that the W.C. stint had to end because i guess the management was annoying or something,
but why make another channel after vidiots?
I know there are occasional podcasts or something on there but why have something in addition to that?
I mean Peter Potter and Ben Austin (yes their names are better swapped like this) are great presenters and all that but it seems like lateral move.
From my appalling memory there was some moving involved but you could make occasional videos with all 3 skype calling or something, possibly best we can hope for.
They’re really acting like they’re forced to do this. They’re not feeling it, it seems
you guys look really tired in this vid...
I would guess it is three pints in
Boooo-whuppp. Hot fresh science facts.