Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Albi the Racist Dragon'

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  • @seanrichardson3485
    @seanrichardson3485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    I love the fact that this is supposedly part 6, which means that there are 5 episodes where Albi is just unashamedly racist.

  • @amazeedayzee
    @amazeedayzee 16 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "No...no, Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety. But I was left very badly disfigured," laughed the boy.

    • @JG_3024
      @JG_3024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      excuse me

  • @raider6714
    @raider6714 10 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    "But I was left very badly disfigured" Laughed the boy

    • @maxcunningham1570
      @maxcunningham1570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder where his di** went after he was disfigured 😆

    • @marcushendriksen8415
      @marcushendriksen8415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heh, that was always my favourite part

  • @davidgousse5322
    @davidgousse5322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "...Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty". Gets me every damn time!

  • @oOflanbyOo
    @oOflanbyOo 15 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "But I was left very badly disfigured" Laughed the boy
    lmao they're awsome

  • @beatlesandcoffee
    @beatlesandcoffee 15 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday"! grumbled Albi quite Racisly. BEST PART

  • @serenity222
    @serenity222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "Are you crying at that kids show?"
    "Yeah, so? Are you crying?"
    "Yes, so what?"

    • @musashih8633
      @musashih8633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Serenity iam not crying it’s just been raining. On my cheek

  • @girlsaysstuff
    @girlsaysstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “The badly burned albanian boy from the day before” huh this is the first time i’ve gotten albanian representation and I gotta say I’m not disappointed

  • @KrunkCobain
    @KrunkCobain 11 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "but I was left badly disfigured" laughed the boy.

    • @jucklowe
      @jucklowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah,, we have ears, dickhead.

  • @KeatonIsFTW
    @KeatonIsFTW 15 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how Bret was sitting in a cardboard box while watching tv... i think everyones done that at least once.

  • @YoungWarriorCatfish
    @YoungWarriorCatfish 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "No, no Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured," laughed the boy.

  • @lilefletcher8175
    @lilefletcher8175 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how it says: Laughed the boy

  • @richardtheconquerer
    @richardtheconquerer 14 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's weird that there are FOTC fans who only like the live stuff, but not the show and vice versa. The live version isn't "better." Both are outstanding.

  • @bettersnowboarder13
    @bettersnowboarder13 15 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "laughed the boy" gets me every time

  • @jaemochiboi
    @jaemochiboi 16 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Are you crying over a kid's tv show?"
    (Tearfully) "Yeah...so?"
    XDD so cute!

  • @rockkevinrock
    @rockkevinrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how Bret is just in a cardboard box watching TV, he's such a cat. Actually Jemaine is very much a cat too. The show is a bunch of cat people. Mel is a dog though. She loves everybody.

  • @MechaFright
    @MechaFright 17 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "dragon tears...which we all know turns into JELLYBEANS!!"
    "mumbled Albi, quite racistly!"
    lmao
    LOVE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!

    • @nika9559
      @nika9559 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this comment is older than me

    • @theaddictofgaming9174
      @theaddictofgaming9174 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nika9559Big Oof

  • @shortyktfc
    @shortyktfc 16 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Love the bit before Albi starts "and later, another episode of "what have you done to my house?"
    LOL!

  • @thatprettyb8machine146
    @thatprettyb8machine146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty

  • @truealchiemist
    @truealchiemist 14 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how he's sitting in his favorite box

  • @chrisstevenson8346
    @chrisstevenson8346 10 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "grumbled albi, quite racistly."
    lol so random

    • @IcepickL
      @IcepickL 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Random? How so?

    • @chrisstevenson8346
      @chrisstevenson8346 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      just the way he says it. it feels like he says it out of no where. or at least I think so. I've been a fan of these guys for years

    • @gorgolyt
      @gorgolyt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chris Stevenson A racist saying things racistly?SO RANDUMB LOL

    • @Yizak
      @Yizak 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Chris Stevenson Raaaaaaaandom!!

    • @GunEagle531
      @GunEagle531 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Chris Stevenson haters gonna hate

  • @wingedhamham
    @wingedhamham 17 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just have to say this show is pure genius! Flight of the Conchords just...just...SEE!? No word is good enough to describe such art :)

  • @SpontaneousCourage
    @SpontaneousCourage 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Well Albi damned.

  • @Edmar_Fecler
    @Edmar_Fecler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    bubblegum pie sounds disgusting. just gonna throw that out there.

    • @lukejohns5900
      @lukejohns5900 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Two good things that do not go together

    • @googleyboogley2821
      @googleyboogley2821 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly!

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't knock it 'till you try it.

    • @govansquared4759
      @govansquared4759 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      to be fair, it doesn't really look that appetising either

  • @GeoffBlackmore
    @GeoffBlackmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:19 Jermaine almost laughs. It was probably the best take they could come up with!

  • @fuzzydunlop1
    @fuzzydunlop1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Tonight on 'What Have You Done To My House?' is a real stinker - a Cottage Cheese Cottage.

  • @not4yman
    @not4yman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Quite racistly

  • @BlinkinFirefly
    @BlinkinFirefly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love those two guys so much!

  • @maiohatawa
    @maiohatawa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.

  • @theemperorstarwarslegends8075
    @theemperorstarwarslegends8075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Came here because I was learning about Multicast MAC Addressing and someone said, "very badly configured."
    My mind goes to wild places in times of absolute confusion.

  • @kakashiwithoutmask
    @kakashiwithoutmask 16 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    XD this is one of my favs!
    "'but you did leave me very badly disfigured,' laughed the boy" that was my favorite part

  • @angelica3744
    @angelica3744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bret in his favorite box that his mum sent him.

  • @PhoenixSolblade
    @PhoenixSolblade 16 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It was so dark and so scary in there that Albi began to cry...dragon tears. :(
    ...which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
    :D

  • @7clippers1
    @7clippers1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need flight of the concords to make more songs about other issues I don’t know how to deal with as an adult 😂

  • @Aginor27
    @Aginor27 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love when Bret gets the box "oh my faovurite box!"
    i laughed so hard.

  • @beatpirate8
    @beatpirate8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why is this soooo good. even though its so many years later. can i watch more! more like this please! lessons for both children and mostly for adults please!

  • @plexpopper8763
    @plexpopper8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how this is done in the style of a New Zealand kids show

    • @ulture
      @ulture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think that's the joke

  • @allancurrie8088
    @allancurrie8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't everyone have a favourite cardboard box?, Mine was a fridge box, my brother and I played in that for hours, then went outside and pretended too kill each other, with guns we made from bits if wood, around the house, that's NZ for you in the 70s, ha

  • @coniferoustrees
    @coniferoustrees 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And suddenly... albi wasn't racist anymore XD

  • @FlamingoGaming58
    @FlamingoGaming58 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this has to be the best song ever got this played on the radio recently!:)

  • @becauseican01
    @becauseican01 17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "grumbled Albi, quite racistly"
    That's the best line ever!

  • @Thecuregalore94
    @Thecuregalore94 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's quite a warped sense of deadpan humour, like a lot of British comedies. I think of Flight of the Conchords as a cross between Peep Show and The Mighty Boosh.

  • @ReirMuchoProductions
    @ReirMuchoProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This just randomly popped up in my brain

    • @jacquelinem5286
      @jacquelinem5286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol me too xD was trying to see if anyone else commented recently!

  • @loveabitofliverpool
    @loveabitofliverpool 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    as much as i love Bret, you can see the real genius is Jemaine. what a legend

  • @badlyburntalbanianboy7800
    @badlyburntalbanianboy7800 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Parts one to five PLEASE!!!

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shame it got cancelled after season 1, Albi's character arc only just started getting good.

  • @Elphie18
    @Elphie18 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It left me quiet disfigured" Laughed the boy (me: Hes NOT laughing!!! LOL)

  • @lolliegumpop231
    @lolliegumpop231 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    its awesome how Bret is in a box while Jermaine is on the couch

  • @atlasthedefendor
    @atlasthedefendor 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I told this story to my younger cousins and I got in so much trouble. I don't know why. It's quite educational.

  • @Maddyisnotshort13
    @Maddyisnotshort13 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best thing EVER
    Geniuses.
    The funny thing about this is that it is so much like what is actually on t.v in Australia and New Zealand.Kids acutally watch stuff like this.Which is disturbing and hilairous at the same time.

  • @j_freed
    @j_freed 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    ".... laughed the boy" - the #2 reason I came to hear this again after #1 '... quite racistly (not even a word LOL)."
    And why does Albanian Boy sound halfway between Scottish and East European Bubbie? It's like Mrs. Doubtfire-meets-Fiddler On The Roof.

  • @KNakanishi
    @KNakanishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is still so good!

  • @SuperPiposaru
    @SuperPiposaru 9 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    better than teen titans go

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was afraid I’d have to go a day without thinking about TTG, but here it is, right in my face!!! Thank you, kind sir

    • @CChrist-mh4mk
      @CChrist-mh4mk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SuperPiposaru better than the original teen titans to

    • @StxckyBxurritos
      @StxckyBxurritos 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for this

  • @surgicalphoenix
    @surgicalphoenix 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahaha one of my absolute favourite scenes of FotC. xD
    "Abli began to cry dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into jellybeans!" xD

  • @nymand196
    @nymand196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still a better lovestory than twilight

  • @ingrid_inthesky
    @ingrid_inthesky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The little Albanian boy voiced by Joel Vargskelethor😆

  • @Dvalb
    @Dvalb 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "get your hand of my tail.. You'll make it dirty" :D

  • @henrydog80
    @henrydog80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that Bret is sitting in his favorite box.

  • @ZeroZX999
    @ZeroZX999 14 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "But I was left badly disfigured..." Laughed the little boy!
    XD

  • @thishollowhill
    @thishollowhill 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is probably the funniest bit of dragon comedy since Trogdor.

  • @nwknwk
    @nwknwk 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:19 his voice cracks because he's laughing lol

  • @3awsomepoeple
    @3awsomepoeple 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "No, no albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon breath, I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured" Laughed the boy
    xD

  • @AOTS123
    @AOTS123 16 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LMFAO "Get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty!"

  • @BooNBoX
    @BooNBoX 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i still love their LIVE show more!! hahaha... it's the intensity and the tone of their live show that makes them so funny!!! hahaha

  • @TKainZero
    @TKainZero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Where are parts 1-5!!!!

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

  • @emperorglenuff
    @emperorglenuff 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its moments like this the new season lacks. Just pure random.

  • @chrish408
    @chrish408 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE?!! Ironically on St Georges Day. Have a good one, all my neighbours to the South.

  • @McCartneyfangirl
    @McCartneyfangirl 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE FAIRY TALE EVER! even though if pritty messed up. it's still my favorite story!

  • @anav3tti
    @anav3tti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Are you crying over the kid's show? "yeah.. so" ".." "..are you crying?" "yeah, so what." xD

  • @ard1232
    @ard1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ‘Quite racistly’ 😂😂😂

  • @ZydosTheDrake
    @ZydosTheDrake 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just tried to conceptualize a bubblegum pie.. that would be fucking sinister >:3 try eating THAT thing

  • @evietibbatts
    @evietibbatts 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that made me cry with laughter. that doesn't usually happen! Love Bret and Jermaine :)

  • @The1996Pieman
    @The1996Pieman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    and suddenly Albi wasn't racist anymore

  • @FsEtNrDaEtR92
    @FsEtNrDaEtR92 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would watch this show everyday if it came on television lol.

  • @albigjika3356
    @albigjika3356 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Omg my name is albis and I'm Albanian that is so creepy

  • @TayDuffers
    @TayDuffers 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh geez, gotta love flight of the conchords :)
    "and it was so dark and so scary that Albi began to cry, dragon tears...which as we all know turn into, JELLY BEANS" classic i must sya :P

  • @FFCFulham94
    @FFCFulham94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have a 3 year old that I've read this story with the different voices every single bedtime, my girlfriend thinks I'm crazy but he loves it 🤣

    • @Jenny_Metzelar
      @Jenny_Metzelar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listen I do love the story, it’s hilarious, but you are crazy

  • @ladyscribe21
    @ladyscribe21 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of their best adaptations to TV so far. :)

  • @JACrazy3
    @JACrazy3 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dam, that pie looked good

  • @TeaInABox
    @TeaInABox 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    A couple of students at my school just did this as their Tri-M piece. It was amazing.

  • @albi8229
    @albi8229 11 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    My name is albi....
    BUT I'M NOT RACIST D;

    • @VHSNostalgiaSwe
      @VHSNostalgiaSwe 11 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      But you are a dragon?

    • @phun1901
      @phun1901 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well, not anymore...

    • @Sharakomusic
      @Sharakomusic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter Hunt ha ha

    • @redfive02
      @redfive02 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ishtiak albi are you sure?

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't like us because.. we're different from dem!

  • @hyperdoxical
    @hyperdoxical 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Laughed the boy" ... classic!

  • @TheSeanoman
    @TheSeanoman 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you can tell how much Jemaine wanted to laugh after "cottage cheese cottage?"

  • @KutsaiChan
    @KutsaiChan 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are you crying?
    Yeah, so what?
    XD Love these two!

  • @TheBigGayLawyer
    @TheBigGayLawyer 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fucking love this

  • @tinkersvest
    @tinkersvest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sparks coming from the badly burnt boy 😅😅😅

  • @jerrystreen4277
    @jerrystreen4277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the Goody bye moon man guy from Rick and morty

  • @stefanstephanstephen
    @stefanstephanstephen 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha that was one of the best comebacks ive ever read on youtube! well it was kinda a comeback but yeah well done :)

  • @jilliansmithy9438
    @jilliansmithy9438 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Albi... Albanian... Sidearms? Anyone? No. Okay.

    • @caden5712
      @caden5712 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knowwww!

  • @ToKerrIsHuman
    @ToKerrIsHuman 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video, but for the lyrics there was a little typo.
    Albanian boy from the day before.
    What are you doing? I thought I
    killed you {yesterday}!
    the "yesterday" was missing, just a heads up. but really these guys are hilarious i love watching them thanks mann

  • @albizykaj3244
    @albizykaj3244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    and i am albanian

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ... are you badly burned?

    • @albizykaj3244
      @albizykaj3244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont think so

    • @videotroll72
      @videotroll72 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      please dont touch me, you will make me dirty

  • @lemongirlohyeah
    @lemongirlohyeah 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Bret looks funny both with and without a beard !
    btw if Jemaines got a kid I have'nt heard about it ! :O
    nice to meet u btw

  • @mathiasormestadfrendem5246
    @mathiasormestadfrendem5246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Donald Trump needs to see this. It would make the world a better place.

  • @Camweeno7
    @Camweeno7 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this part of fight of the concords

  • @albizykaj3244
    @albizykaj3244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    my name si albi but i am not racist or a dragon

    • @quitepipe
      @quitepipe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but are Albanian? Yes?

    • @albizykaj3244
      @albizykaj3244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes

    • @LaborHours
      @LaborHours 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you disfigured?

    • @kylaedwards3431
      @kylaedwards3431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Albi Zykaj U sure Ur not a dragon xD

  • @mickkilcourse
    @mickkilcourse 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Possible inspiration for Albi? See Lee Hazlewood's video "First Street Blues".

  • @kerrybonicel158
    @kerrybonicel158 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wtf is this???? xD

  • @lemongirlohyeah
    @lemongirlohyeah 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could not agree with u more !!
    I dont know how Bret kept a straight face while Jemaine raps behind him. lmfao

  • @Leo-qq6qp
    @Leo-qq6qp 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    180 people are racist

  • @psyquack
    @psyquack 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha!
    For some reason I love the soundeffect when the first tear burst into jellybeans.