3 Scary CHRISTMAS Games

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  • @fai4743
    @fai4743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4088

    I appreciate that the last one is just "Markiplier has a Nervous Breakdown: The Game"

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
      they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @lexib7641
      @lexib7641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@technoraver99 I’m not reading all that. Happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened.

    • @Formless_Blob
      @Formless_Blob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@technoraver99 That's a whole lot of words o.o

    • @jagar5580
      @jagar5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tags: mindbreak

    • @TheBigManWithTheBiggerPlan
      @TheBigManWithTheBiggerPlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@technoraver99 this is an absolute mess of an essay. I read 2 thirds of it and I am still confused about what is being conveyed, and he suddenly switches topics from firstly talking about how to live better (tldr technology bad) to how to make the world better to how to fight corona (i think?). Why????

  • @johnology5037
    @johnology5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4042

    Everyone's talking about the Chimney Crawler game but can we just appreciate how downright dumbfounded Mark is throughout the entirety of Zombie Claus

    • @tamplushboy8452
      @tamplushboy8452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lmao his brain farted so many times that even the World’s Dumbest Human would feel bad for him.

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Because this game is Russian torture device

    • @ChicagoRatHole
      @ChicagoRatHole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      iconic

    • @thefluffygamer2173
      @thefluffygamer2173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i was the one to make the like counter 666 :D

    • @tamplushboy8452
      @tamplushboy8452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@thefluffygamer2173 nobody actually cares

  • @BigFella117
    @BigFella117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    Mark: *eats Santa’s cookies*
    Also Mark: “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @Radiosilenced
      @Radiosilenced 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      **proceeds to beat game on second try**

    • @fletcharn8205
      @fletcharn8205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Sephiroth theme plays*

    • @polyminutes8788
      @polyminutes8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      [chuckles] I'm in danger

    • @joeymadden-s5d
      @joeymadden-s5d 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      BOOM BOOM BANG

  • @theroyalnapkin379
    @theroyalnapkin379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    Mark going completely insane in the last game has honestly got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @catgamer3763
    @catgamer3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2236

    Mark: “He’s coming up the Stairs”
    Me who lives on the bottom floor: How.

  • @ThatOneMisMelody
    @ThatOneMisMelody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2799

    Mark: eats Santa’s cookies
    Parents: “Don’t eat Santa’s cookies”
    Mark: 👁👄👁

    • @joylolly4458
      @joylolly4458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I literally lost it when he realized that, I love Mark so much, he's such a goof XD

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
      they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @air-headedaviator1805
      @air-headedaviator1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Congratulations you played yourself”

    • @JakOTheShadows
      @JakOTheShadows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@technoraver99 this is a very strange platform for this, my dude

    • @themanofseals3531
      @themanofseals3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@technoraver99 👁️👄👁️

  • @emilyshirkey4794
    @emilyshirkey4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    mark: "he's coming up the stairs"
    everyone who lives on a 1 floor house: "chill im safe"

    • @GhostlyShadow45
      @GhostlyShadow45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yep, I have an attic, but Santa wouldn’t be able to fit in there.

    • @averagecrusader5509
      @averagecrusader5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me who's in my basement.

    • @L570CK
      @L570CK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right

    • @ignaciogimelli1613
      @ignaciogimelli1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I live in the 11th building of a building so i'll probably be fine

    • @shadowwolf2216
      @shadowwolf2216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When he said santa is in my chimney I knew I was afe because I don't have one.

  • @hannahrosa9264
    @hannahrosa9264 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Mark after the 2nd game: I will never get an experience like that again in my life
    The 3rd game: Hold my beer.

    • @thesenate1916
      @thesenate1916 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@seanpinder34 hell no

    • @generalgrievous4254
      @generalgrievous4254 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      TECHNICALLY it’s the third game. Don’t forget the second game, in which Mark gave a very short attempt.

  • @FaithJman69
    @FaithJman69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    The comment section: “He’s coming down your chimney.”
    Me, with a wood stove oven: *”Then burn.”*

    • @quacker7900
      @quacker7900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Set the fireplace on.

    • @TemmieABAS
      @TemmieABAS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Just say no, Santa can't legally enter without your consent

    • @butterbirdds8216
      @butterbirdds8216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@TemmieABAS shit, u rite-

    • @SmrtkaTV
      @SmrtkaTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TemmieABAS *_Santa doesn't care, nothing can stop him. He is the ultimate demon._*

    • @Warmishcookies
      @Warmishcookies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We have three chimneys. Idk which he’d be coming down.

  • @popsiclesticks3254
    @popsiclesticks3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Mark: "Santa knows your awake, he's after you"
    Me, who is watching this on December 27th at 9:12 am: " I'm flattered that's he's taking time out of his schedule"

    • @Athoroughgamer
      @Athoroughgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Who are you, who are so far into the future

    • @TemmieABAS
      @TemmieABAS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just say no, Santa can't legally enter without your consent

    • @speachless-5966
      @speachless-5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh man I'm glad I'm not the only one late 😅

    • @labcrab3573
      @labcrab3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHAT PART OF THE WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN????

    • @rojeyjo
      @rojeyjo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@labcrab3573 lmao they live in the australian eastern daylight time. its approx 18 hours before pacific standard time

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17036

    Santa is back. But it's not cookies and milk that he's after. It's souls and blood.

    • @elizabethmorgan8026
      @elizabethmorgan8026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      😂😂 the way i imagine that being said is almost as funny as it

    • @garfieldfanatic
      @garfieldfanatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Merry Crisis, verified person

    • @lost6040
      @lost6040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's 2020, what could you expect?

    • @racoo06.
      @racoo06. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂💀

    • @sussybaka1095
      @sussybaka1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hohoho, it’s ya boi Krampus.

  • @galaxyocicat5660
    @galaxyocicat5660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I cried laughing during the whole last game. The way Markiplier was just confused the whole time.

  • @Fayerinee
    @Fayerinee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I just can’t get over the fact that the “house elf” was a gnome.

    • @undeadpm4208
      @undeadpm4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was what I was thinking too

    • @TrolletSam
      @TrolletSam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A lot of the “house elf’s” in Scandinavia are portrayed as gnomes actually,,, A lot of shows, books and stories tend to tell them as if they’re tiny chubby little elfs.

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
      they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @undeadpm4208
      @undeadpm4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TrolletSam ok then, I learned something new today

    • @madisonhopkins7973
      @madisonhopkins7973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg same

  • @JumboHere
    @JumboHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10789

    Merry Christmas everyone❤️🎄

  • @voltagevictor5765
    @voltagevictor5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3172

    “He’s going up the stairs”
    Me with no second floor or basement: um

  • @pbglunkusberollin1110
    @pbglunkusberollin1110 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    That last game just instantly broke Mark's remaining sanity as well as my own lollll

  • @andersonle68
    @andersonle68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Mark: *eats Santa's cookies*
    Sign: "Don't eat Santa's cookies"
    Mark *proceeds to eat the rest of the edible items*

    • @animegod9221
      @animegod9221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL HAHA

    • @mozzerellafolla443
      @mozzerellafolla443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He isn't a masochist he isn't a masochist

    • @ThatStupidIdoitMatt
      @ThatStupidIdoitMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ho-Ho-Holy crap

    • @Sunimec
      @Sunimec 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like your comment, but you have an among us pfp.

  • @isabellalohse4691
    @isabellalohse4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5420

    Mark: joking about santas ass cheeks clapping
    The game: EXCELLENT IDEA

    • @yorkielover2676
      @yorkielover2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ahaha i started laughing. wthh

    • @citron8077
      @citron8077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      y e s

    • @gregmeir
      @gregmeir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Was way to stoned nearly turn purple from laughing

    • @Tigron101
      @Tigron101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The ONE time he wanted to be wrong.

    • @piggyman-st8iu
      @piggyman-st8iu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I laughed with the last game. It’s just pure insanity and chaos.

  • @anintellectual1637
    @anintellectual1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    "Hes coming up the stairs"
    Me in a car:
    *o shit, he comin*

  • @Lucy_the
    @Lucy_the ปีที่แล้ว +56

    i didnt expect to see so many russian gamers in the last game on that screen lmaoo, felt good to understand what they were saying (and seeing Mark getting very confused and scared as well)

    • @Xeem_Pad
      @Xeem_Pad 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's part of the Christmas vibe to watch some let's plays

  • @Tokkosoap
    @Tokkosoap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Mark: Santa's coming up your stairs
    Me who has a one floor house: *Y o u f o o l*

    • @MegaTomPlays
      @MegaTomPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wanted to like this but the like number prevents me from doing so.
      👍For you

    • @ItsBlaizeken
      @ItsBlaizeken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what if your house had a basement that had been previously patched up before you lived there?

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't have stairs, or a livingroom.
      Or a chimney.

    • @Tokkosoap
      @Tokkosoap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ItsBlaizeken then it was probably patched up for a reason and im probably living with ghosts-

    • @ItsBlaizeken
      @ItsBlaizeken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tokkosoap Nice. Now you have to demand them to pay ghost money for their ghost rent but make it fair price so that they don't turn against you.

  • @MrMeme1975
    @MrMeme1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Mark: santa is crawling down your chimney
    Me who doesn't have a chimney: *confused screaming*

  • @mayathemayar4469
    @mayathemayar4469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Chimney Prowler narrators: Doing decent rhymes
    " For Santa was *pissed* "

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I loved that intro poem so much 🤣

    • @templarhelmet3844
      @templarhelmet3844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The intro to it was pretty Based

    • @tvfhwd
      @tvfhwd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@templarhelmet3844 the hell does based mean I see it everywhere

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tvfhwd same, checked on UD, still processing it. (Not am a native eynglisch)

    • @tvfhwd
      @tvfhwd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Space_Potat hey I'm not engilsh either I'm russian, what's your native language

  • @heddja
    @heddja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    you can see the confusion growing for every game 😂😂

  • @shelbythebes7137
    @shelbythebes7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Mark: He's currently coming down your chimney.
    Me: I don't have a chimney
    Mark: He's coming down the stairs
    Me: We don't have stairs, its just one floor
    Mark: he's knocking at your door-
    Me: He could just open the door, it doesnt have a lock, im too poor to get renovations-

    • @MoodyRugrat
      @MoodyRugrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      o o p w r o n g h o u s e

    • @isabelletoussaint8863
      @isabelletoussaint8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, literally me 😂

    • @cyisdown1516
      @cyisdown1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      literally same-

    • @Pfromm007
      @Pfromm007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's like one of those thriller movie tropes were they reveal last second that the killer is in a different house.

    • @rholandreyes529
      @rholandreyes529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same lol

  • @plagued_inferno6059
    @plagued_inferno6059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    "He's coming up the stairs."
    Jokes on you, my house only has one floor!

    • @LotusHoshi
      @LotusHoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's coming up from a hidden pathway or from Hell itself

    • @darkrose7774
      @darkrose7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My house has two floors. I would've seen him by now.

    • @jaydenmccain1629
      @jaydenmccain1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dude i got a fake chimney and i got only one floor.😂

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Wait what why’s he going up in the attic”

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
      they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

  • @salemgriffith6748
    @salemgriffith6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    "Its the clap of Santa's Ass cheeks" I loved that, Mark was actually Right

  • @cleverusername6526
    @cleverusername6526 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The last one is such a fever dream, and it’s made even funnier by markiplier being confused as hell

  • @aamirjalal7002
    @aamirjalal7002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    Markiplier: "He's coming up your stairs"
    Me who lives in a 1 story home: o_o

    • @katherine_rosalita
      @katherine_rosalita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      xd Same, there are no stairs in my house, so that creep didn't work very well

    • @melanny8574
      @melanny8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Which stairs ? Didn't know I have ! 😰😱

    • @spiral4364
      @spiral4364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@melanny8574 Your English skills am have very poggers.

    • @melanny8574
      @melanny8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@spiral4364 Maybe cuz my mother tongue isn't English. 🤷‍♀️
      At least u could have told me the mistake I made. 😉

    • @cam-rs4qi
      @cam-rs4qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @melany cazet I think the mistake they were talking about was the second sentence, it should probably be “didn’t know I had any” but your English is pretty good, I got what you meant

  • @BeingScared
    @BeingScared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3377

    Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. 🌙

  • @erimyagnozkan3135
    @erimyagnozkan3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Mark: "He's coming down your chimney."
    Me who lives in a house with no chimney:
    *Excuse me wtf*

    • @leonidassmith6661
      @leonidassmith6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And then there is me, with a chimney. However, my chimney was covered over by *w a l l* long before I lived here and possibly after my grandmother left

    • @bananaepic601
      @bananaepic601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If I had an chimney,
      I would let the fire on and he would burn.
      This means I have no chimney xd

    • @erimyagnozkan3135
      @erimyagnozkan3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leonidassmith6661 *Such weak defenses such as walls can't stop santa*

    • @leonidassmith6661
      @leonidassmith6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@erimyagnozkan3135 you do have a strong point. However, if he did break through wall, it is very unlikely that he will do so silently. Therefore, once he's heard, escape becomes much more likely due to the extra time to run/hide/murder

    • @erimyagnozkan3135
      @erimyagnozkan3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leonidassmith6661 I think you very underestimate Santa, the only way to survive is being a good boy.

  • @justlife1112
    @justlife1112 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Markiplier: "He is crawling through your living room"
    Me who lives in an open concept house, sitting at my kitchen table: *Looks behind me* "nothing"

    • @xKDxx
      @xKDxx ปีที่แล้ว

      pp

    • @CrossbredManiac
      @CrossbredManiac 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He could be anywhere

  • @venus1526
    @venus1526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    "he's coming up the stairs"
    me: damn that sucks for everyone who doesnt sleep in the basement

    • @wrackz.-751
      @wrackz.-751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I sleep on first floor so I’m safe for this one

    • @u1timatezer040
      @u1timatezer040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      My house is only one story 😂

    • @karateparty100
      @karateparty100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@u1timatezer040 same haha

    • @RhinoPlayz666
      @RhinoPlayz666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I sleep in the dungeon

    • @PannyKat
      @PannyKat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's leaving

  • @animelover-zo5pt
    @animelover-zo5pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Mark: "Santa is coming down your chimney rn"
    Me: "That f*cker build a chimney in my home!?!?!"

    • @colettes4girls
      @colettes4girls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL same

    • @thetoastedbread8012
      @thetoastedbread8012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same i dont have a chimney he'll have to go down stairs

    • @KittyKat365dayz
      @KittyKat365dayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i dont have a chimeny but i have a kinda freaky singing santa in my living room lol

    • @subwayroomba5468
      @subwayroomba5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine being stoned as shit, casting this video on your living room TV, sitting in a spot with a lot of open space behind you, and have your animals roam and make noise behind you.

    • @bananbred1846
      @bananbred1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark: "santas coming up the stairs"
      me: "damn this guy time to build stairs to walk up them?

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    Imagine: it’s almost gonna be 2021, you’re super excited, but then, you hear *clap clap* in the distance.

    • @taylorgreenwood9880
      @taylorgreenwood9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I was reading that right as I clicked of the comments and I was like "hold up, that's funny"

    • @grimlikesfire6113
      @grimlikesfire6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Santaaa 😏

    • @xxmintythegameguy
      @xxmintythegameguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Before this happened you wanted a sibling for Christmas. Santa be like: oh yeah... I already know what to do to get this present

    • @primesstopmotions2245
      @primesstopmotions2245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Clap.......Clap.......Clap.......Clap

    • @alexmercer4114
      @alexmercer4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Twas the night of St.Dick

  • @DerangedVoices
    @DerangedVoices ปีที่แล้ว +28

    How can you still hear Santa clapping while chasing you in his sleigh? Well, the trick is, it's not the reindeer who are pulling the sleigh, but rather Santa clapping his ass cheeks to propel him forward. The power of the jolly ass claps is mighty powerful.

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Santa: "I can taste your fear"
    Mark: "You can taste my REAR? God, Santa, you're too kinky for my taste"

    • @katherinemccartney4174
      @katherinemccartney4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      100% Died of laughter

    • @the_frontdoorplz8743
      @the_frontdoorplz8743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i understand marks concern

    • @TemmieABAS
      @TemmieABAS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just say no, Santa cant legally enter without your consent

    • @andyouare266
      @andyouare266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read the comment and Mark said it as soon as I started

    • @angryasfman9077
      @angryasfman9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH DED!!!!!!!!!

  • @cosmicnautilus1345
    @cosmicnautilus1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Santa: "You will die"
    Me: "I know, Memento Mori."

  • @thatguy3000
    @thatguy3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "I hope he drank my _special milk_ ." This should be clipped to Mark out of context.

  • @CorruptedDioSan
    @CorruptedDioSan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Mark: **Plays Russian game**
    Also mark: I can't understand!
    Me a Russian: **Laughs in Kuplinov**

    • @frog_from_your_garden
      @frog_from_your_garden 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Я заржала уже на надписи "ВЫ МЕРТВЫ"
      Хз почему, но меня жестко прорвало с этого😭😭

    • @CorruptedDioSan
      @CorruptedDioSan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@frog_from_your_gardenlol, he was flabbergasted

    • @joeymadden-s5d
      @joeymadden-s5d 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      RE HE HE

  • @Cuiasodo
    @Cuiasodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Grumps play Zombie Santa: mild confusion, hysterical laughter.
    Mark plays Zombie Santa: complete and total mental breakdown.

    • @nikikeya939
      @nikikeya939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, poor Mad Vladd from The Outer Middle show got motion sick from running around so much and literally needed to stop recording to go throw up.

    • @TheTiberianWolf
      @TheTiberianWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As Civvie 11 said, "OH ITS SLAV JANK, OF COURSE"

    • @shadowmaster2.039
      @shadowmaster2.039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your right

    • @lavenderotaku2481
      @lavenderotaku2481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **Visible non-Russian-speaking confusion intensifies**

    • @aidange8863
      @aidange8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone realize it has the exact same layout as Houseparty?

  • @iminlovewithyoongioof
    @iminlovewithyoongioof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Can we all agree that this whole video was a fever dream

  • @evanrobert175
    @evanrobert175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    "it sounds kinda like clapping."
    Mark: "How thick is Santa?"
    *A minute later* "Oh god... It makes sense... It's the clap of Santa's cheeks!"
    Mark: "I didn't want to be right."

    • @vengefulkatana7613
      @vengefulkatana7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yesssss

    • @woahhello9167
      @woahhello9167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i have lmaoed

    • @thegusscuss6413
      @thegusscuss6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one got me good

    • @belmoon01
      @belmoon01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oh no! that’s not santa, that’s, it’s... it’s the clap of Ethan’s THICC CHEEKS!

    • @generaljakeb9230
      @generaljakeb9230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Id give anything to be wrong poor mark 😆

  • @z0xy306
    @z0xy306 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Hyped for more scary christmas games 2023!

  • @krestfresh
    @krestfresh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Mark: "He's coming up the stairs..."
    Me: Welp thank god I don't have one.

    • @samuraifamily_iykyk7788
      @samuraifamily_iykyk7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because you have 12

    • @theolrazzledazzle
      @theolrazzledazzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      are you sure? have you checked? you might just find ethan the cryptid building you some for santa.

    • @AniKnee
      @AniKnee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, it could just mean that he’s already with you... :)

    • @bacon_freindly5760
      @bacon_freindly5760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes me too.

    • @jaycoj.castrobasabe4703
      @jaycoj.castrobasabe4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, it could be the stairs from hell

  • @angeliquehernandez1440
    @angeliquehernandez1440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    Mark: * he's coming up your stairs *
    When your in your basement
    "Wrong way bud"

    • @jenniferweeks3287
      @jenniferweeks3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao!

    • @justkiokui6578
      @justkiokui6578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Me upstairs: (o.o)

    • @GotGreen
      @GotGreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Me not having stairs in my house 🤦‍♂️

    • @katlovedart
      @katlovedart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same

    • @JadeEcho
      @JadeEcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me not having stairs

  • @jhett_4415
    @jhett_4415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2292

    “It’s the clapping of Santas Ass cheeks”. That made me die
    Edit: 16:08 is time stamp

    • @ghostlyfae8721
      @ghostlyfae8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Mark never wanted to be right in this scenario XD

    • @thetruesopop
      @thetruesopop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "Its the clap of santas" *I paused and wheezed*

    • @Eliza.the.Smithy
      @Eliza.the.Smithy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How many takes were needed to get it right

    • @SCPFanMY
      @SCPFanMY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whenever I watch that part again, it always made chuckle

    • @rubb3rlizard607
      @rubb3rlizard607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s not what made me laugh, it was his reaction to that. “Oh no, I didn’t want to be right. I would do anything to be wrong in this scenario.”

  • @radioactivenico1987
    @radioactivenico1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "hes coming up your stairs"
    me who sleeps on the living room couch: *stealth 100*

    • @darkfiredemoness1967
      @darkfiredemoness1967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live in a trailer and at first I was like haha I don't have any stairs but then I realize that I have stairs leading up to my front door and my back door so I was like well I'm boned

    • @joeymadden-s5d
      @joeymadden-s5d 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i live in a apartment so i thought i was safe until i realised
      the apartment building stairs

  • @DrVincent_Gray
    @DrVincent_Gray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "Its not a chimney, its a CHOMNEY" is the best quote from today on.

  • @stellarmaiden
    @stellarmaiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "I never wanted to be right."
    - Markiplier 2020 Christmas 🤣

    • @LivingHe11
      @LivingHe11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Shut the fuck up"
      ~Shakespeare

    • @averagecrusader5509
      @averagecrusader5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LivingHe11 Draw 4, fucking challenge it, i dare you.

    • @Paul_Revere451
      @Paul_Revere451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stellar Maiden 😂😂

  • @Veerle_
    @Veerle_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Mark: "He's coming up the stairs"
    Me, sitting downstairs: "WRONG WAY SANTA"

  • @GamesSavedMyLife
    @GamesSavedMyLife ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I find it hilarious that most likely all of us could hear the faint clapping of Santa's ass cheeks but Mark himself couldn't 😂

  • @insidiousvim2679
    @insidiousvim2679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I love that "3 Scary Games" is the title of Mark's series and doesn't actually tell how many games he plays. Could be 2, could be 3, could be 5.

  • @catwantssushi2614
    @catwantssushi2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "he's coming up the stairs"
    jokes on you I don't have any

    • @awesomewolf7197
      @awesomewolf7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But I do...
      Oh no...

    • @tomhawl
      @tomhawl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @zxlty
      @zxlty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *now you do*

    • @umeboshi-plums
      @umeboshi-plums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We have suddenly acquired stairs, we now will suffer immense tragedy

    • @XemeraldXD
      @XemeraldXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I hope you locked the door"
      Me taking a shit:

  • @luigithewall2224
    @luigithewall2224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Markiplier: "Don't answer the knock"
    My dad: "OPEN THIS F-ING DOOR! I FORGOT THE KEYS"

  • @raidalzahrani5699
    @raidalzahrani5699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Markiplier: 13:56
    The Game: 16:10
    Markiplier: "I never wanted to be right!"

  • @SeerIncYT
    @SeerIncYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    "santa is currently crawling down your chimney."
    me, in a house without a chimney: uh-

    • @mr.macintosh2570
      @mr.macintosh2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Santa enters through the toilet

    • @exvuiaa
      @exvuiaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same Santa just waltz through my door

    • @pump6536
      @pump6536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@iguanotorious9806 flush it

    • @pugthug1391
      @pugthug1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOUR CHIMNY

  • @miguelpelia2396
    @miguelpelia2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3351

    I love how Chimney Prowler was less horror and more dumb jokes
    “It’s the clap of Santa’s ass cheeks

    • @EreanReyn
      @EreanReyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      That keeps alerting the guards

    • @shirogane7106
      @shirogane7106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      i wonder what went through their heads when they created and voiced that game-

    • @xvampyreboyx
      @xvampyreboyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@greenteagoddess5271 yeah, the whole joke at the start was just "haha progressive bad." really dumb....

    • @hayleyannmarie1173
      @hayleyannmarie1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@greenteagoddess5271 the into made me highly uncomfortable

    • @sharksausages2647
      @sharksausages2647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@hayleyannmarie1173 the intro was really not good, but the "im gonna put some coal in your hole" made me giggle. but the intro really,,, made me uncomfy

  • @xtravague8013
    @xtravague8013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Mark: he’s making his way across the living room
    Me who is currently in the living room: WHERE?

    • @andromeda4173
      @andromeda4173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this one made me laugh the most lol

    • @gamerdplays2733
      @gamerdplays2733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Behind you

    • @hailie_bug_art9777
      @hailie_bug_art9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s invisible

    • @mayawhitt1025
      @mayawhitt1025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read the where on Mark's voice

    • @testofeagle
      @testofeagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jokes on him, I don’t have stairs.
      *Hears knocking under the floorboards*
      😶

  • @Versataxity
    @Versataxity ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:16 HOW DID YOU KNOWWWWWW????? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @P0nder_
    @P0nder_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    ‘‘Twas the night of Christmas all was silent just as the night before when suddenly there came a clapping right outside my chamber door it was Santa dummy thicc and nothing more “

  • @thespectacularman9873
    @thespectacularman9873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Mark: Hes coming up the stairs
    Most people: What stairs
    Some people: What House?

    • @eandro2129
      @eandro2129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What chimney

    • @prettiepaw1614
      @prettiepaw1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what door?

    • @pi22aBoy
      @pi22aBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What floor?

    • @kaidenvi
      @kaidenvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      rich people; which house?

    • @rhmb1019
      @rhmb1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And even some, who’s Santa?

  • @leonardschotte7054
    @leonardschotte7054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "Lixian put in the scary music"
    Lunky: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @Luzaverse
      @Luzaverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @RightOn653
      @RightOn653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lixian killed Lunky a video or two ago o.o

    • @Jayxbird666
      @Jayxbird666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RightOn653 or so you think...

    • @supadakta2235
      @supadakta2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lixian put in the scary music.
      *Plays Lunky theme*
      Mark: ... help.

    • @xenowreborn
      @xenowreborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jayxbird666 he got Cleaved in half with an Axe...followed by Lixian saying "I'm Mark's editor!"
      before Rachel and Marcus made themselves known

  • @yolomasterplaysbiggames9607
    @yolomasterplaysbiggames9607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    THE FIRST TIME MARK WAS RIGHT ABOUT A BAD GUY WHO HAD ASS CLAPS 16:02 (YALL NEED TO START PUTING TIME STAMPS IN YOUR COMMENTS)

  • @spookyskull4053
    @spookyskull4053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Yes, house elves do exist. Here in Norway they’re called “nisse” and you leave porridge out for them and they’ll take care of your home and animals.

    • @JacobSk545
      @JacobSk545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg im norwegian too!😃 brunost og sånt

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Do they eat you if you don't leave out anything for them?

    • @JacobSk545
      @JacobSk545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@unofficialsliceofbread6461 yep

    • @JacobSk545
      @JacobSk545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@unofficialsliceofbread6461 almost happend one time but luckily i had brunost in my pocket

    • @thedemonking2196
      @thedemonking2196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unofficialsliceofbread6461 they don't eat you, no.

  • @crypticvale
    @crypticvale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Mark: he knows that right now you're awake.
    People passed out with autoplay on:

  • @supercomputer0448
    @supercomputer0448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Mark: "he's crawling down your chimney. He's coming up the stairs."
    Me who has nither: -_-

  • @seanwallis2050
    @seanwallis2050 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Marks confusion of the clapping was so funny bro

  • @ScaryASMR
    @ScaryASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    “The clapping of Santa’s thicc cheeks “ needs to be repurposed into a story book

    • @asha-cf2yv
      @asha-cf2yv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i gotchu

    • @ScaryASMR
      @ScaryASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asha-cf2yv you gonna make one?

    • @asha-cf2yv
      @asha-cf2yv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ScaryASMR yes 😂

    • @ScaryASMR
      @ScaryASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@asha-cf2yv awesome please let me know when you do somehow!

  • @brendacooper9881
    @brendacooper9881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Mark: He's currently crawling down your Chimney
    Me: Sucks to be him cause I dont have one

  • @owl7072
    @owl7072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    13:55
    Santa: Sorry guys, I tried to sneak up on them but the clap of my ass kept alerting Mark

  • @Slacker_eepy
    @Slacker_eepy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I should be hearing the cumulative clapping of the rein-i'm dead now."
    Top best last words

  • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
    @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "He's crawling down your chimney."
    "He's coming up the stairs"
    Me: * laughs in apartment living *

    • @tiagoviana263
      @tiagoviana263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for this comment to relate to it

    • @Adraeth
      @Adraeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      * also laughs in european non-chimney-having house *

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Santa has a copy of your key

    • @thesirenaspen
      @thesirenaspen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      * laughs in single wide trailer house *

    • @lucasselvaggio6847
      @lucasselvaggio6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in my basement

  • @flameofficial3382
    @flameofficial3382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Me looking at all the comments:
    "WHY IS EVERYONE IN WEIRD PARTS OF THEIR HOUSE?!"

    • @superkillskulldeath6624
      @superkillskulldeath6624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good point like wtf i am just waiting for one of them to say they live in a trach can next

    • @mohammadkayed7780
      @mohammadkayed7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superkillskulldeath6624 I live in a "trach" can

  • @orchestratedeath8669
    @orchestratedeath8669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    3 Scary CHRISTMAS Games... more like Mark losing his mind and having a mental breakdown and existential crisis at the same time.

    • @hailie_bug_art9777
      @hailie_bug_art9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean any time mark plays games mostly the scary games 😂

    • @ShyGuyLord
      @ShyGuyLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He lost his mind so much he played 5 instead of 3.

    • @hailie_bug_art9777
      @hailie_bug_art9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShyGuyLord he never had a mind in the beginning 😂

    • @TheAwes0meo
      @TheAwes0meo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShyGuyLord Actually it was 4 games.

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
      they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

  • @alexanderk.6869
    @alexanderk.6869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don’t speak Swedish, or any Scandi languages for that matter, but mark’s pronunciation of “hustomten” made me giggle

  • @user-ii8xx2tf5x
    @user-ii8xx2tf5x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "That's a C H O M N E Y"
    Markiplier 2020

  • @Magarro
    @Magarro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    “Christmas must be scary” bro please.. it’s 2020, let’s just have few normal days in this year 😩

    • @reptarr.5294
      @reptarr.5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Just be ready for 2021

    • @drew4564
      @drew4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Blue is sus.....

    • @gakr8493
      @gakr8493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha no

    • @CapSb73
      @CapSb73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @꧁ YJDP JOHN ꧂ i would be too

    • @doge_master534
      @doge_master534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why are you commenting on every christmas video

  • @orpharax609
    @orpharax609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    It’s funny how the “3 scary games” list has turned into “several scary games”

    • @LaserBeem
      @LaserBeem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "funny" lol

    • @AceSophFace
      @AceSophFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking he was roasting the other games by satin they weren't scary lol

    • @skyflex4988
      @skyflex4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jacksepticeye may have discovered Bigface, but was Santa Claus Bigass this whole time?

  • @thtsmypurseidkyou
    @thtsmypurseidkyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "Chimney"
    "I dont have a chimney"
    "Stairs"
    "I dont have stairs"

  • @blumpet6250
    @blumpet6250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    "He's coming up the stairs."
    Me who *does* have a two story house: shIT-

    • @bigbee3954
      @bigbee3954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Omg same and my room is tight at the top of the stairs

    • @maginglancen
      @maginglancen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Me, who has 1 story house: lol u can’t-
      My outside house stairs: Am I a joke to you?

    • @thenutanat-or139
      @thenutanat-or139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      me who sleeps in the basement

    • @georgischrys3809
      @georgischrys3809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha yes me too i also don't have a chimney

    • @Qwerty-wk3jy
      @Qwerty-wk3jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maginglancen gottem

  • @metalpunk1234
    @metalpunk1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The Santa's ass cheek clapping is what got me the most, mark almost laughed at that part.

    • @HeyKILL3R
      @HeyKILL3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did hear that same clapping noise last night

    • @metalpunk1234
      @metalpunk1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeyKILL3R when, why and where my dude??? Lol this I need to know. Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HeyKILL3R
      @HeyKILL3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metalpunk1234 coming from my parents room maybe Santa was in there

    • @metalpunk1234
      @metalpunk1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeyKILL3R then I guess you need to consult the counsil of the booty lounge then, cause shit, you need help. Lol 🤣🤣

  • @benjaminthenuggetking9718
    @benjaminthenuggetking9718 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:11 now I under stand he isn’t saint Nicolas
    More like saint thickolas 😂

  • @DeinonychusCowboy
    @DeinonychusCowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "It's the clap of santa's ass cheeks!" -- are there awards for best indie game voice acting because this line killed me

  • @NightShade1218
    @NightShade1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Mark: "Is that the clap of Santa's cheeks?"
    W E L L . . .

    • @silverbullet5083
      @silverbullet5083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ritawant1033 GO AWAY BOT

    • @nathanbradshaw22
      @nathanbradshaw22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The clap of my ass cheeks are alerting the guards

    • @prachisinha4757
      @prachisinha4757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol it turns it was.

    • @zenon459
      @zenon459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverbullet5083 Those usernames are so damn funny

  • @Smeggy-RiRi
    @Smeggy-RiRi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Markiplier: “that’s not a chimney, that’s a CHOMNEY”

  • @Schw1cky
    @Schw1cky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how Mark assumed that whoever was watching was sitting upstairs in their bedroom to scare them, because people who sleep on the ground floor fear nothing.

  • @Aroproductions53
    @Aroproductions53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Note: Dont eat Santa's cookies.
    Mark: That can't stop me because I can't read!

    • @marcusaintsleepin6424
      @marcusaintsleepin6424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does this comment say?? I dont know because I CANT READ

  • @SnaaveI
    @SnaaveI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Mark: He's at your door
    Me who doesn't have a bedroom door: **CONFUSED SCREAMING**

    • @elliedove7899
      @elliedove7899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad I wasnt alone

    • @lookorionisonthesky605
      @lookorionisonthesky605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elliedove7899 who needs door if you have Curtains... still a *door*

    • @justanamericandoggo6725
      @justanamericandoggo6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lookorionisonthesky605 *confused screaming*

    • @lookorionisonthesky605
      @lookorionisonthesky605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justanamericandoggo6725 door is just.... curtains dunno Thats what i called in my country.... how about Card boards? 🤔

    • @adriannacristallini3075
      @adriannacristallini3075 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliedove7899 same

  • @kanewolfstar
    @kanewolfstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "God, Santa, you're too kinky for my taste."
    - Markiplier 2020

  • @Twinrehz
    @Twinrehz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "It's the clapping of santa's ass cheeks"
    Mark: "I didn't want to be right! 😭"
    Me: *ugly laughing intensifies*

  • @staceyivyr7485
    @staceyivyr7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Mark:
    >can't read russian
    >almost lost his mind after russian videos
    me, russian: * laughs quietly *

    • @tomashowell4040
      @tomashowell4040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I Lagit wanna know Russian, German, and Norwegian( I can learn Spanish from technoblade and quackity) and maybe Irish teach me your Russian ways of language

    • @calebbergendahl6052
      @calebbergendahl6052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Да 😂

    • @maabzeenat7425
      @maabzeenat7425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tomashowell4040 i am learning german for my friend from duolingo its easy and fun there

    • @tomashowell4040
      @tomashowell4040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maabzeenat7425 I had that but I don’t have time and I don’t like the way it teaches

    • @maabzeenat7425
      @maabzeenat7425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomashowell4040 oh well thats ok then. It suited me so am good 🥺

  • @RaynexD
    @RaynexD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    “Thats not a chimney, that’s a chomney” 😂
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @panicinthespacestation238
    @panicinthespacestation238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    Mark: eats cookies
    Santa: _"Understandable, time to die."_
    Edit: _Spits eggnog_ Holy crap, dats a lot of likes!

  • @ms.phantom3205
    @ms.phantom3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mark: "He's heading down the chimney and up the stairs"
    Me, someone who lives in a house with neither one of those:"HmMmMmMmMMMMmmMmMmmMm...."

    • @Pixyystix
      @Pixyystix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m your 10 like

  • @starfallentertainment9131
    @starfallentertainment9131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    The “Don’t eat the cookies” sign should be by the cookies

    • @extra1243
      @extra1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But then it be too easy and you don't get to experience the guilt after... 😂

    • @exfale6034
      @exfale6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is

  • @TheEnchantedFighter2
    @TheEnchantedFighter2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "I would really like a Christmas tree shoved up my ass"

    • @jellybutton4694
      @jellybutton4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He swears he's not a masochist but sometimes he'll say things that contradict that

    • @Dinoshark223
      @Dinoshark223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jazzy Bean that’s... the joke

    • @TemmieABAS
      @TemmieABAS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just say no, Santa cant legally enter without your consent

    • @swagandstupid
      @swagandstupid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @darthvahlias8904
      @darthvahlias8904 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TemmieABAS Oooohhhhh, he’s a Vampire!! That makes absolute sense!

  • @BlackSlave477
    @BlackSlave477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "He's coming up your stairs"
    Me sleeping on the first floor:Get finessed kid

    • @jennysmoot385
      @jennysmoot385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Student Zachary Maldonado same

    • @reezabaksh1297
      @reezabaksh1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Student Zachary Maldonado me in a house without a chimney or stairs: visible confusion

    • @ClareNovell
      @ClareNovell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me sitting in the living room in a house with no stairs or chimney: nice try Santa

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me living in a single floor flat/apartment: Lol nice one!

    • @jayden_1719
      @jayden_1719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ClareNovell same

  • @paigehays3240
    @paigehays3240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love you so much Mark. You make my day better by just being yourself. I love watching you when I'm depressed because you always cheer me up.