may i recommend chunks of meat with any pair to making the sausage segments, the channel from wreckless eating does sausage segments where they add anything with meat and call it, "will it sausage".
When you remove the top of the can, you can break the seal on the bottom to neutralize the vacuum. Most food will slide out easily afterwards. Also that is one top-tier kitty
There's an episode that mr.sausage deemed so bad that he removed it from his channel! If you want to see it, it's the Balut sausage, you can find it here But I would strongly recommend against watching it
To get out something thick like that from a can, simply open up both sides with your can opener, leaving the lid on one side (cut it all the way around, but don't peel it off). Then use a pokey object like the handle of a wooden spoon as a ramrod to push on the lid and push all the contents out the other side.
Hi, Icelander here 🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸 You actually supposed to put the can in a tub of water mixed with sulfuric acid and open it using a giant cleaver called pylsa. And don't forget to burn 1/5 of the can's content and use it as a seasoning
There was a strange old butcher, who's name was Dunderbeck. He was very fond of sausage-meat, and sauerkraut and speck. He made the finest sausages, that ever you did see, Till one day he invented a sausage-meat machine. (Chorus) Oh Dunderbeck! Oh Dunderbeck! How could you be so mean! To ever have invented the sausage-meat machine; Now all the rats and Alley Cats will nevermore be seen; they're off the street and ground up meat in Dunderbeck's machine. One fine day a little boy came walking in the store, He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor; The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune, The sausages they jumped, they barked, they danced about the room. One day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go, So Dunderbeck he crawled inside the hopper to see what's wrong you know; His wife, she had the nightmare, and walking in her sleep, She gave the crank one heck of a yank, and Dunderbeck was meat.
What you wanna do to cleanly remove something like that out of a can is just take the top off, flip the can upside down, and use the can opener to crack a couple of holes on the bottom side of the can. Maybe even remove the bottom entirely, if you want. That'll allow air to flow into the bottom of the can when you're trying to dump the contents out and break the suction that it has if only the top lid is removed.
The batmans relationship with Mr. Sausage feels like what Batman would do to a villain that is compelled into turning things into sausage: Send him ingredients at Arkham because it keeps him too busy to terrorize Gotham.
You should make a spin off series dedicated to solely Batman’s donations. Also this could’ve been a perfect time to introduce Fermented *Iceland* Shark into the cast!
Hey my guy, I just wanted to offer some help. Over the years I've eaten many canned foods. The best way to get them out is by using a knife to scrape the sides of the can and create air in between whatever is in the can and the can. Another way to do this is to also either cut the other end off to make more air flow or to put a hole in it. Hope that helps in future canned episodes.
If you want it out in 1 piece you open on both sides and push it out using the "lid", might need a bit of scraping around the outside of the can too loosen it from the walls, but it'll come out in 1 thick tube
Gotta be that guy. If you piece the bottom of the can after opening the top of the can it helps get stuff out of the can easier. Works for thicker stuff like creamy soup, cranberry sauce and probably this pudding abomination
Watched this before I went to sleep and had some really weird dreams of the fish pudding sausage. I made my own sausage and turned it into a candle, lit it, and eat it, and then told people that Mr. Sausage’s show inspired me to make my own sausage and they should too.
4:27 it FINALLY happened, we officially broke Mr. Sausage. Lucky for us he's a very resilient man and was able to recover quite quickly. Godspeed Mr sausage.
I know you won't read this but you were the comfort channel for my family. I wrote how my dog loved you. Both my mom and dog have now passed away within hours of each other and I just want to thank you for bringing happiness to my family for the last four years. I can't believe I'm crying over this video but it just reminds me of happier times so thank you. And anyone reading this please hug your family human or pet for me. RIP mum and token
@OrdinarySausage If you want to get that out of the can intact you need the following. First get a "safety" can opener. I recommend the Kuhn Rikon Auto Safety Master Opener. It's amazing and everyone should own one. It will open the can so there is no edge or sharp edge. I use this even if the can has a pull tab. Second Poke a hole in the bottom with a knife or something then put your mouth over the hole and blow. The pressure will force the contents out. I use this technique with refried beans all the time. Contents should plop out in one solid can shaped lump.
Use the opener the other way (the safety way) on both sides, then use something like a chopstick to go around it all to get it out as one cylinder, then cut in to rounds
I wonder if cooking it longer would have solidified it up more. Well, probably not really feasable with the sause-casing but those fish-puddings on the front of the can looked formed up.
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You can remove the other side you know :D :D
Mr Sausage when will we get the Mark Ruffalo sausage?
Mr Cat Food Sausage, I own five cats. When are you taking up a cat food sponsor?
@@TheYank2763 That long hand for pube sausage? (no offence ruffalo, your hairs a bit pubey lad)
may i recommend chunks of meat with any pair to making the sausage segments, the channel from wreckless eating does sausage segments where they add anything with meat and call it, "will it sausage".
"It's like hyper cat food"
Ah, you should love it, then.
😂 I was sure it was going to be a 6/5 when he said that
Yeah, I figured the floor was a 3.
> smells like hyper cat food
> scores lower than cat food sausage
Amazing.
It didn’t taste enough like cat food 😔
He didn't eat it with spices. My man's gotta spice his cat food, he isn't a savage!
Cat food is perfect as is to Mr.Sausage.
I love how bitter the sausage community is about cat food sausage's score
@@BrentBlueAllenThey're cowards, I'm very tempted to try cat food, I just never remember to buy extra wet food
"it- it- it- it- it- it- it- it- it- it- it- it- it- it-" - Ordinary Sausage
Man is dopey cute
I honestly was expecting a "Y'all ready for this?" followed by a remix dub
That comment they were missing in the It- movie.
tashtes like *generates the most upsettingly odd mix of ingredients*
I have a similar stutter 😂
Absolutely unprecedented level of destruction here. Scratched the cutting board with the can. Bent spoon. Broken mic. Absolutely wonderful
+cat insult
Nearly wrecked the blowbox too
this reads amazingly in Evrarts voice
Don’t forget the chef knife inside a metal can
The Batmans are the true villains of the Sausage-verse
Perhaps, like their namesake, they are the heroes and Mr. Sausage is the villain. We only have one perspective afterall.
I wonder if something happened to their parents…
@@DiegoPoop Their donations have given us great content.
Not the heroes we deserve, but the ones we need right now
@@ianprivitera9617 He ground them into sausages.
Him calling pudding hyper cat food and then his kitty trying to verify the claim is the Ordinary Sausage moment of all time.
You can tell if Mrs. Sausage is home for these by how violently he throws the sausage in the oil
the mic was the funniest thing I heard all day
He was soundin like Megatron up in here
@@iambeef More like Starscream
Sausagescream
Either way, he's a Desausagecon.
"What can I say except I'm sorry" makes for a great tagline for this channel.
This is true, but my brain was 115% prepared for him to say sausage instead of sorry
When you remove the top of the can, you can break the seal on the bottom to neutralize the vacuum. Most food will slide out easily afterwards.
Also that is one top-tier kitty
And even if it doesn't he could just open both sides and push it through
You gotta know with the way you worded this that Mr. Sausage is just going to stab the bottom of the can with a kitchen knife!
@@TehZergRush And that would probably solve the problem so perfect method
this can looks like it has the top on both side so you can remove both ends. otherwise a can puncher would work on the other end to break the seal
@@AJellieDonutmakes too much sense, but it’s absolutely preposterous
The spoon, the cats, the mic, the air freshener. All time episodes
At this point, I feel like the Batmans do more grocery shopping for you than themselves.
Someone has to keep this man fed!
@@the_true_batman So why do you keep giving him things he's not going to keep in his stomach?
@@maltheopia it’s not my fault he won’t eat what’s being served.
@@maltheopiaBeggars can't be choosers, and Mr. Sausage is always begging for it.
The fact the cats were hovering over it made me laugh
the broken mic makes this the officially most cursed episode to date
There's an episode that mr.sausage deemed so bad that he removed it from his channel!
If you want to see it, it's the Balut sausage, you can find it here
But I would strongly recommend against watching it
@@AstraBlight i did see it and it is not pretty but this is worse in my opinion
Baloot
Socksage was also pretty cursed.
dalekian!
To get out something thick like that from a can, simply open up both sides with your can opener, leaving the lid on one side (cut it all the way around, but don't peel it off). Then use a pokey object like the handle of a wooden spoon as a ramrod to push on the lid and push all the contents out the other side.
Fake news
1:53 you can't fool me sausagenator
Automaton!
Hi, Icelander here 🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸
You actually supposed to put the can in a tub of water mixed with sulfuric acid and open it using a giant cleaver called pylsa. And don't forget to burn 1/5 of the can's content and use it as a seasoning
I'm going to look this up... and if you're shitting me I'm gonna be so mad
@@TheFriendlyGod what did you find???
The is like one of those "The best lies are like 2/3 truth."
Only the finest Icelandic culinary tips here, ladies, boys and elves.
I just wanted to know if you had to put it in warm water or something lol
Mr Sausage: "It smells like hyper cat food."
Kitty: "You don't say...?"
As a life long cat haver, I like where you open that can of whatever fish mess and be surprised that there isn't a cat face there immediately.
0:20 Ah nice! We get to see the new divots the sausage fella is making in his board
🫣
I had no idea how much I needed robosausage in my life. The broken microphone might have been the best part of the episode.
Videos Mr. Sausage has avoided cutting himself on the grinder guard: 64
We should start a new counter for avoiding breaking his mic
The ligma fork finally has a friend
Yes it does :) today is a good day
The sugma spoon
@@Christian-rn1ur I second this suggestion
Who the hell is Steve Jobs
Alright, thankyou
0:53 it's like the cone of fish was made for the grinder hole 🫦
"Grinder hole" is definitely a choice of words 🫃
THIS HOLE… IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
Wow. Somehow this managed to be like 50% more stressful than the average episode
Rip spoon, you didn’t deserve such a fate
It is not the spoon that bends, only yourself.
"It's not strong in the fishy department" is a sentence I can see myself using in multiple occasions.
Breaking his mic was the smartest idea he had this year.
Dalek Sausage Voice is a thing I didn't know I needed in my life, until now...
Ft mickey mouse
At this point every 2 episodes is a Batmans donation
It’s not quite that often, but he does have quite the backlog to work through.
Like most weird Nordic people fish food, I imagine it has some incredibly specific preparation and eating method that makes it just palatable.
I came straight from the Fermented Greenland Shark episode. To see Mr. Sausage sausaging ANOTHER prepared fish product from the Batmans is WILD.
Lobster boiled in Surstromming
Enough
I agree
Oh Jesus...
Dear god man
He’d literally have to burn down his house after that
0:45 so that's the cat who threw up in the beef wellington sausage episode
I think that’s his new kitty cat that he recently adopted (it looks smaller than Fivel and Ms Kitty)
@@MatchaManx oh really, I think I haven´t seen the other ones
@ They’ve appeared in several of his videos. The Chicken Jelly Belly Sausage video will allow you to see both!
@@Mattrk698 New kitty has been destroying his hands and feet
0:40
Mr and Mrs Sausage vs Mr and Mrs Batman. A rivalry for the ages.
There was a strange old butcher, who's name was Dunderbeck.
He was very fond of sausage-meat, and sauerkraut and speck.
He made the finest sausages, that ever you did see,
Till one day he invented a sausage-meat machine.
(Chorus)
Oh Dunderbeck! Oh Dunderbeck! How could you be so mean!
To ever have invented the sausage-meat machine;
Now all the rats and Alley Cats will nevermore be seen;
they're off the street and ground up meat in Dunderbeck's machine.
One fine day a little boy came walking in the store,
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor;
The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune,
The sausages they jumped, they barked, they danced about the room.
One day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go,
So Dunderbeck he crawled inside the hopper to see what's wrong you know;
His wife, she had the nightmare, and walking in her sleep,
She gave the crank one heck of a yank, and Dunderbeck was meat.
5:20 last frame literally looks like an angry face 😂😂😂😂
This episode is definitely one of the most of all time
This feels like the most chaotic episode we've had in a hot minute and I'm so here for it
Why have I watched your channel religiously for the past 4 years ?
You know you're in for a great sausage episode when the batmans donate.
We aim to please.
Just not Mr. S.
What you wanna do to cleanly remove something like that out of a can is just take the top off, flip the can upside down, and use the can opener to crack a couple of holes on the bottom side of the can. Maybe even remove the bottom entirely, if you want. That'll allow air to flow into the bottom of the can when you're trying to dump the contents out and break the suction that it has if only the top lid is removed.
We all know the real reason he didn't season it
He definitely fed it to the cats 😂❤
what happened to "no more obscure Icelandic food sausages"??
Not that I'm complaining or anything but
The batmans relationship with Mr. Sausage feels like what Batman would do to a villain that is compelled into turning things into sausage: Send him ingredients at Arkham because it keeps him too busy to terrorize Gotham.
Factors entire menu sausage
Genuinely enjoying learning about horrible foods of the world via this channel.
Cat wants to know why you're eatting their food again.
You have only yourself to blame for continuing to indulge the Batmans' villainy.
Using the can-opener, open both ends.
Use the lid to push it through the other open end.
I really appreciate the random parts shown in reverse. They give me a quick chuckle and keep me on my toes. XD
You should make a spin off series dedicated to solely Batman’s donations.
Also this could’ve been a perfect time to introduce Fermented *Iceland* Shark into the cast!
Hey my guy, I just wanted to offer some help. Over the years I've eaten many canned foods. The best way to get them out is by using a knife to scrape the sides of the can and create air in between whatever is in the can and the can. Another way to do this is to also either cut the other end off to make more air flow or to put a hole in it. Hope that helps in future canned episodes.
the reverse oil pour really made my heart sing! the heaven is in the details.
If you want it out in 1 piece you open on both sides and push it out using the "lid", might need a bit of scraping around the outside of the can too loosen it from the walls, but it'll come out in 1 thick tube
You're supposed to open both ends of the can and just push it out. Like cranberry sauce.
1:52 Oh snap!! Is that T-Pain?!
At least it looks like you got a clean crew! 😂😂😂😂😂 😺
The culinary bravery this man commits for us is on a completely different level
Gotta be that guy. If you piece the bottom of the can after opening the top of the can it helps get stuff out of the can easier. Works for thicker stuff like creamy soup, cranberry sauce and probably this pudding abomination
Mr sausage got replaced by a robot for the second half of the video
Watched this before I went to sleep and had some really weird dreams of the fish pudding sausage. I made my own sausage and turned it into a candle, lit it, and eat it, and then told people that Mr. Sausage’s show inspired me to make my own sausage and they should too.
I was fully prepared to finish the video w the broken mic
Mr sausage will never financially recover from replacing the hundred thousand dollar microphone
I look forward to these videos, thank you for always being so entertaining.
You can't fool me Sausage M-1000, what have you done with Mr. Sausage?!
Nice to see Mr. Sausage finally got that procedure to become a sausage-tasting cyborg.
the greenland shark not being present to say hi to his icelandic fish buddy is preposterous
I gotta ask, did you plan for the kitty to come up there or did she/he just go up there and you caught it on film
Mister Sausage valiantly defending his precious cat food from the creatures it was actually meant to feed
That was a cat that was put upon the counter for a bit, and than was confused when it was yelled at to "git".
I'm on to you Mr Sausage.
4:27 it FINALLY happened, we officially broke Mr. Sausage.
Lucky for us he's a very resilient man and was able to recover quite quickly. Godspeed Mr sausage.
Using inappropriate size container to pour ingredients
"It gets everywhere"
Never change OrdinarySausage, never change.
4:15 Mr. Sausage ASMR whispering
I know you won't read this but you were the comfort channel for my family. I wrote how my dog loved you. Both my mom and dog have now passed away within hours of each other and I just want to thank you for bringing happiness to my family for the last four years. I can't believe I'm crying over this video but it just reminds me of happier times so thank you. And anyone reading this please hug your family human or pet for me. RIP mum and token
For stuff like that - stab the bottom of the can before upending it. Creates air so that it can slide out easier.
"There's no water?" Peak horror
The bit at 1:50 genuinely startled me I thought my laptop speakers broke
You know its gonna be a chaotic sausage when the Batmans supply the ingredients
I genuinely expected “what can I say except I’m sausage” instead of ‘sorry’
You don’t have to do this
A New Challenger Enters! Underwater Mr. Sausage is the latest in the cast of characters.
The reversed oil pour will never not make me laugh
@OrdinarySausage If you want to get that out of the can intact you need the following.
First get a "safety" can opener. I recommend the Kuhn Rikon Auto Safety Master Opener. It's amazing and everyone should own one. It will open the can so there is no edge or sharp edge. I use this even if the can has a pull tab.
Second Poke a hole in the bottom with a knife or something then put your mouth over the hole and blow. The pressure will force the contents out. I use this technique with refried beans all the time. Contents should plop out in one solid can shaped lump.
And here I thought the Batman couple's signature move were deadly spicy things, but looks like they got more under their sleeves!
Pro tip, cut both sides of the can open with the opener. Then simply push one of the lids from either side until the contents are freed from the can.
Use the opener the other way (the safety way) on both sides, then use something like a chopstick to go around it all to get it out as one cylinder, then cut in to rounds
Does he not know to make a hole in the other side of the can so it slides right out? He must know... he's just messing with us.
I've always wondered how fiskbúðingur would taste like as a sausage. Thanks to you I won't need to anymore ♥
"I'm married buddy" i love how it's im married and not im straight 😂 open minded sausage guy ❤😂😂😂
"AMAZING NEWS EVERYONE! I WAS ABLE TO PUT FISH IN YOUR PANCAKE BATTER!"
"What's wrong with you?"
This one was pure gold comedy, specially the first 30 seconds
Where's the dude counting down how many episodes mr sausage hasn't cut himself on the sausage grinder guard he cut off
he's up there, it's 64, allegedly
"It smells like hyper cat food"
Your cats: "Oh?"
Put a hole in the bottom of the can
A perfectly uniform sausage. Were this episode produced 300 years earlier this sausage would revolutionise manufacturing
THANK GOD TH-cam DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT YOU 😁
Edit: also i can confirm to yall new viewers that this is one of the most normal videos that he did
I wonder if cooking it longer would have solidified it up more. Well, probably not really feasable with the sause-casing but those fish-puddings on the front of the can looked formed up.
This video has everything a sausage fan would want. Modern classic!!!