Once, my dad also had some sort of blood infection, but the abnormal colour was black instead of red. My mom and dad realized this just before the infection reached the heart. Luckily, he survived and doing well now. He's gonna turn 50 this year.
No one : Like really no one Not even my dead grandma Anomaly: So We ArE AcTuAlLy cOlLabOrTinG wItH YoUtOoZ *3 seconds later* Starts Gaysex with papanomaly
@@mryomens perhaps you didnt get it or you tried making a joke but "no one" comments are the worst type of jokes it aint even that funny. maybe it used to be funny but now it has been overused to the point where it has reached the same level of cancer as leafyishere fans used to be
Dude, I had the same experience 4 months ago. I was alone with my brother in the house and I was sitting on the floor searching for something that had fallen under a piece of furniture. Suddenly, the glass door that is (well... was) located next to that piece of furniture came to me lightning fast due to the air flow. 2 doors were opened on the opposite sides of the house and the air was menacingly strong that day. So the door came at me closing super fast and I instinctively put my hand to protect myself. At first, I heard a big boom and then all the glass falling to the ground. I looked at the floor and said to myself, "oh shit, what the hell have I done this time"? Due to the adrenaline, I didn't realise what had happened. The next moment, I remember looking at my hand and seeing blood dripping like a fucking river on a raining day. I quickly shout help and when my brother arrives, he was like, "oh shit, here we go again". In general, I have broken all my body parts, except my head, of course, at least twice. He quickly applies pressure to one of the two cuts that is located on my wrist, exactly above my wrist veins, with a towel, and I am doing the same with another white towel to the other, way deeper wound in my thumb. Blood just wouldn't stop. The whole time I was repeating to myself "I am gonna fucking die and I am only 15". Then, about a quarter of an hour later, my parents arrive and take me to the hospital. I was awake the whole surgery and was watching as the doctor sew me 11 times. Right now, all the stitches are gone but 2 scars are still there. By the way, the white towel I was applying pressure with to my thumb's deep cut, is now completely red to brownish. A towel 120cm×70cm is completely covered and has sucked in about a litre and a half that I lost that day.
You know that your video is 11 FREAKING MINUTES LONG and you are talking about all the times that you almost died..... This is insane man xD (Btw i'm french and i died when you said "Oh Merde")
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fat
but me poor :(
Aaaaaa very nice;)))
Give figure fat boy
Anomaly & Papanomaly very nice (i am rich norweagian som im gonna cop ur figures)
Damn it, all of the assasination failed, papa need to hire better people.
"Fine, I'll do it myself"
Yeah that bird was a jerk anyway
And better snek
@@davidfelso1932 "Why diid joo not kill him Mis-ter Snayk?"
Moon Lake hire better long white balck boi
Anomaly: Sees dangerous af snake
Also anomaly: oo long fish :D
Snek
Fuck u, u spoiled for me. ):
oooh wat a long boii
@BackStaber but how are he do it
dont ask me i dono
Title should be: Everytime papa was dissapointed his plan wasn't executed properly
Man papa should have hired a better hitman
Hahahah
@@theblazingtrail6282 a streatman
@@marcelinehvh Not funny. Didn't laugh. Fuck you.
@@Schitzor He didn't say its funny
Already at the age of 3 Anomaly was choking on sausage lmao
xD
You would know all about that, wouldn’t you, Pope?
"like mother, like son." - Victor
*Anomaly proceeds to chase Victor wearing only a bathrobe.*
@@UltimateGamerCC second lqter theyre layin on da floor (fuckin)
He got a headstart.
bruh anomaly is pretty much a florida man, but swedish
Sweden Man: Florida Man's successor
Yasser Hadian its called a swede
Yasser Hadian its the same thing
Swedish man
I’m from Florida
Plz don’t hurt papa he is 2 young to live trough this
Anomaly: almost dies 7 times
Satan: this kid is a god
No Face ehe 24 years old
@@poopsandwich8344 still a kid
@@kasperi7421 yeah, mentally
Papa should make a video all the times he’s been abused
Some of them are on pornhub but it's the other type of abuse ._.
Wait, all of these videos wasnt a compilation already? Oh fuck
@@JM_E46 gladly :) UWU
The video is gonna be like 2 hours
Ye
Video Title: "ALL THE TIMES I ALMOST DIED"
8:40: "Next up is a fun one"
And it's one where if the other engine died they would have plane crash
Why is there no "i oppened karambit marblefade and got stroke "
Or a heartattack
*talking about times he almost died*
Anomaly:"Next one is a funny one"
8:40 lol
Haha death by bird so funny
*anomaly punches glass with fist*
Anomaly: Yeah I got a scar on my foot
Valley529 SCAR PATTERN!!??
I think that was a different story wen anomaly was leaning his feet on a window, then you know the rest
Lmao
What can I trade you for those silver hearts?
kuishiba Yeah if you give me a red heart I will give you a soul heart :-)
Anomaly: Sees hell of a dangerous snake -->
Also Anomaly: *He has become the LONG BOY but how are he DO it??? Well maybe the snake CLICCED you...*
he ARE THE wide BOI.
9:43 Papa already done magic by just chugging a whole bottle of whisky
9:14 *We JuSt GoT bOmBeD bY a BiRd*
What
Kiko YTBツ Air control was probably like: The w h a t ?
Dame he are the bomb. But how are he do it?
@@InkoPeako He have become the bomb boy. But how are he do it??? 😂😂
Anolmaly already wanted to kill himself at the age of 3 xd
@@televison_is_dead game over
@@televison_is_dead bro tf same
i tried to purposely fall on my face on concrete
Even if Anomaly dies, He'll yeet out of heaven.
Hell*
And going to hell
yeah, God will throw him out lol
*hell is better, heaven is boring
@@ChataTheGamer Nice album
9:45 a drunk man trying to do magic to little kids, I dun know man that kinda weird.
Bomber Harris I wonder who
Sounds like my 6th birthday party.
The fact that papanomaly remembered all this is proof that he is actually an amazing father.
Once, my dad also had some sort of blood infection, but the abnormal colour was black instead of red. My mom and dad realized this just before the infection reached the heart. Luckily, he survived and doing well now. He's gonna turn 50 this year.
Anomaly: Has 10 near death expierences
Also Anomaly: XDDDDDDDDD
That's 9 d's
when you maxout your luck skill over intelligents
No wonder he gets so lucky with cases
minion he made a deal with the devil
@@alfa5468 this not funny
@@macvac5222 don't care
@@alfa5468 ok?
Where is the story of you getting shot at by the Maltese Army?
He probaly got shot in the brain now just his clone
3:09 scar?
More like *SCAR 20 GROTTO*
Very nice, Yes
Franciszek Drozdowicz scar pattern case hardened
Coronagrotto scar on lung
Thanks
Papa's failed assassination attempts.
it almost sounds like papanomaly is a bad hitman :S
paperwing a gay Swedish/polish batman will h liver cancer and an autistic robin
Death: its time to die anomaly
anomaly: no
@@mvschiline nice
2:43 when ur uncle sneaks into ur room and turns off the lights
When you get a very low grade in your exams:
7:16
1:23
Anomaly: we're gonna talk about the times I almost died
Papanomaly: Yes :D
Lets go in cronologiacal order from i was a kid until i was still a kid
@Isak Nilsson den mest svenska kommentaren xD
Jag är från Finland
@@bigboyazrael Nii oon minäki... MP mun kanavan nimi :DDD
Tappakaa minut
hinttejä
Papanomaly is legit just having bad flashbacks in the video. He looks so upset
10:27 *Now I get it, your head was amputated that's why you wear a mask!*
Ladies and gentlemen, we got'em!
what😂
That's not amputation that's decapitation
@@fuju7871 wOoOoOosH
@@NK-mu3yk you literally have no clue what woooosh actually means
wha
Anomaly: Walks up a set of stairs
Also anomaly: (ALMOST DIED XD)
Anomaly: i almost died
Papanomaly: yes
I spend all of my skill points to self destruction.mp4
i like the design choice of the video. Focusing on the greenscreen and not on you
artistic vision
*4:54*
"Papa be thinking it was 30% chanse of anomaly dying"
4:30 my teacher when i forgot to do my homework
Anomaly is like Fidel Castro but god instead of the CIA
2:43 When you find little kid in dark forest alone night
The kid is prolly doin sum drugs out there
Instead of finishing my two hour painting this is what I'm watching
1:13 Alabama sweet home 💕
Papanomaly: I knew i shouldve used a condom smh
Anomaly: I was eating a hot dog and began to choke, and that changes my life forever.
Valley529 stop commenting you’re not funny
When is the “almost” going to turn into nothing?
Fence
Gate
Fence Post
3 year old anomaly chokes on hot dog. Now anomaly everyday chokes on suasages
*SUCC*
7:45 Yes, because you are atleast a size of 30 man
Men*
This is the most I’ve ever heard Popanomily speak. Good to know he is a normal high functioning alcoholic. Very nice.
"How many times anomaly tried to kill himself"
The video was on youtube 6 mins after the announcement on steam wth youtube
anomaly: Literally any sentence
papa: Yes!
anomaly: are you a pedophile
papa: Yes!
Not relevant to the video but Papa's english has gotten so good over the years its amazing! :D
Ez giveaway, ez youtooz, looks like great quality tho
Anomaly tried to kill himself at the age of 5. Thats what I call *DEPRESSION*
Anomaly: goes to the mall
Also Anomaly: Almost died xD
No one :
Like really no one
Not even my dead grandma
Anomaly: So We ArE AcTuAlLy cOlLabOrTinG wItH YoUtOoZ *3 seconds later*
Starts Gaysex with papanomaly
stop
@@mryomens perhaps you didnt get it or you tried making a joke but "no one" comments are the worst type of jokes it aint even that funny. maybe it used to be funny but now it has been overused to the point where it has reached the same level of cancer as leafyishere fans used to be
@@eribic650 if you think they are not funny then ignore it ;)
@@yskeety that's like saying "if you dont like humans then ignore them" its impossible
Papa’s Vocabulary: Yes! Yea! Hello! Beer!
No one:
Litreally No one:
ANOMALY:Almost Died XD
ekss dia
anomaly: i almost died
also him: i guess im unlucky
Anomaly everyday, wake up with suicide thoughts, so every day is (Almost Died XD)-
I love Papanomaly's "Yes!" That he says all the time
Annomaly: and that’s one of the ways I almost died
Papa Annomaly: Yaaaaaaaaaaaa
No one:
Three year old Anomaly: I’m blue da ba de da ba daee
If these are real my life is a lie and if there not this video was hilarious! 😂😂😂 XD
Dude, I had the same experience 4 months ago. I was alone with my brother in the house and I was sitting on the floor searching for something that had fallen under a piece of furniture. Suddenly, the glass door that is (well... was) located next to that piece of furniture came to me lightning fast due to the air flow. 2 doors were opened on the opposite sides of the house and the air was menacingly strong that day. So the door came at me closing super fast and I instinctively put my hand to protect myself. At first, I heard a big boom and then all the glass falling to the ground. I looked at the floor and said to myself, "oh shit, what the hell have I done this time"? Due to the adrenaline, I didn't realise what had happened. The next moment, I remember looking at my hand and seeing blood dripping like a fucking river on a raining day. I quickly shout help and when my brother arrives, he was like, "oh shit, here we go again". In general, I have broken all my body parts, except my head, of course, at least twice. He quickly applies pressure to one of the two cuts that is located on my wrist, exactly above my wrist veins, with a towel, and I am doing the same with another white towel to the other, way deeper wound in my thumb. Blood just wouldn't stop. The whole time I was repeating to myself "I am gonna fucking die and I am only 15". Then, about a quarter of an hour later, my parents arrive and take me to the hospital. I was awake the whole surgery and was watching as the doctor sew me 11 times. Right now, all the stitches are gone but 2 scars are still there. By the way, the white towel I was applying pressure with to my thumb's deep cut, is now completely red to brownish. A towel 120cm×70cm is completely covered and has sucked in about a litre and a half that I lost that day.
this comment is hella old but hope all is wel brother
@@samnejberger5546 Fortunately, all is well brother. Thank you!
r/thathappened
@@reaction9918 Things happen you moronic Redditor.
I love you guys! I did all entries, wish me luck 😂👌🏻
Papanomalys face during all the stories... a lot of past sorrows coming up.
But he's a cool dad, he cares.
This mans almost died every single year of his life
Not only are you lucky with opening cases, you're also lucky in real life wtf
Jesus, how many times did you travel as a kid?! :O
You know that your video is 11 FREAKING MINUTES LONG and you are talking about all the times that you almost died.....
This is insane man xD
(Btw i'm french and i died when you said "Oh Merde")
Anomaly: I want to tell you all the times I almost died
Papanomaly: saying "yes with happiness in he's voice"
you know exactly why the figures are 4 inches tall ;)
4:37
Me: *SINGING* ITS A LITTLE BIT DANGEROUS
...how many missed opportunities
1:50 it's not the first time Anomaly chocking on a hot dog :-) nice👍
People : Dyeing is sad and not nice
Anomaly : I ALMOST DIED XDXDXDXDXD
Nobody:
Anomaly: (GONE WRONG)
Creampied my sister! Mom almost caught us! Any other ideas?
@@somesandman8328 Wtf
9:50 he sounds like hes from texas😂😂😂
The times I almost died
Me before the video starts: DIABETES!
Papanomaly " she could have stayed a lil bit longer"
Ahahahah papanomaly sava AF 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭💀💀💀
Dude i love the papanomaly one 😍😍
This guy is rich he went to nice countries
Upside down choking? Sound like 69
You have one really interesting life.
When anomaly dies, he‘lol be too fat to make it to heaven so he’ll just stay on earth, becoming the Greek god of gluttony
Anomaly we wish u a good and safe life
"next one is a fun one" "i almost died"
So before the video starts, I almost died XD
Too many chances where anomaly could've died. Papanomaly must be utterly disappointed cause he survived
Well now we know that you aren't only lucky with gambling, but with your life too :D
Papa must be a baller all these holidays as a kid . I love papa he is awesome !!!
Can i make the Anomaly figure into a voodo doll??
YES!!
No one:
Papanomaly: Yes
Yes
No one:
Anomaly: helllllllllllllllllllllllllow
Isac Sommer
No one:
Papa: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiisssss
Maslav Chanell eeee what
Very nice 👌 🅱️alenciaga are my favorite lines
7:08 a French boi came to check out Anomalys little snake ;D
When i was three one time i choked on a ”piggelin” and my dad also had to hold me upside down and shake me.