Bert Kreischer Invents a new P*rn Category - Answer the Internet

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  • @zakburcham4738
    @zakburcham4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    That's why Bert was the best ever at this, there's a story involved with every question.

  • @emilys9149
    @emilys9149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I love that he didn’t answer a single question without an entire story first

    • @martyhunt7425
      @martyhunt7425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because that’s what Bert is: a storyteller

    • @JCannon211
      @JCannon211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the point of the show. And comedians

    • @colbymarsh2074
      @colbymarsh2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s Barnt Chrysler for you

    • @shanespence120
      @shanespence120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t

    • @maxjenkins4199
      @maxjenkins4199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colbymarsh2074 🤣🤣

  • @ek1046
    @ek1046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Nocturnal emissions is the most intelligent thing Bert ever said and of course it's related to sex

    • @Law9652
      @Law9652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turns out he's a prude when it comes to sex.

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Nothing but trouble"
    Is the name of the Dan Aykroyd "Dick nose" movie Burt was talking about and it's hilarious

    • @TheOutdoorDude
      @TheOutdoorDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES! I came to comments to see if anyone knew this. That movie was awesome! He says something like "I like mine with mustard" and bites the hotdog.

    • @jonathanmartin726
      @jonathanmartin726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheOutdoorDude Here’s how I like em, and I suggest you have em the same way.

    • @TheOutdoorDude
      @TheOutdoorDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonathanmartin726 You're right! Good pull dude.

    • @jonathanmartin726
      @jonathanmartin726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheOutdoorDude My dad would pull that quote out A LOT.

    • @priceguns_and_roses
      @priceguns_and_roses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is an amazing film. I own it on Dee Vee D, and I love it.

  • @creedns
    @creedns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The Simple Jack reference 😂 they shoulda made it a standalone movie

    • @NathanCline12-21
      @NathanCline12-21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They should make it now starring Bert.

    • @michaeldoyle189
      @michaeldoyle189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I reference this "movie" way too frequently.

    • @creedns
      @creedns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaeldoyle189 I'll see you in my head movies. Except these movies make my eyes raaaaain. 😂 😂 😂

    • @petitpirate6759
      @petitpirate6759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@creedns lmao

  • @evildonkey20
    @evildonkey20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the readers and shades in the v neck is a solid move

  • @BangBTS
    @BangBTS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    3:07 we’re going to make this for you asap Bert

    • @DeeDubious
      @DeeDubious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO 💀🤣

    • @e.wwwwww
      @e.wwwwww 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont be shy, hit us with a link to it once it's out 😁

  • @Frag4x
    @Frag4x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I feel like Gavin could have made so much money if he found a way to monetize that dumbass snail joke😂

  • @jumpingilly732
    @jumpingilly732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’ve been trying to convince my friends that it’s wheels rather than doors, was hoping Bert said doors to help my argument

    • @jaiplays661
      @jaiplays661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, now that Bert said wheels, I'm starting to think it might actually be doors lol

    • @andrewgrulke7476
      @andrewgrulke7476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Motorcycles, dislikes, atvs. And then add the wheels on bikes, skateboards, scooters and rollerblades, Hot Wheels (if those count). There have to be more wheels for sure!

    • @spartangames836
      @spartangames836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewgrulke7476 if hinged things are doors, then jaws and mandibles are doors, and there is an incomparable amount of jaws and mandibles, etc on the planet

    • @andrewgrulke7476
      @andrewgrulke7476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spartangames836 idk if jaws and mandibles really count as doors though. More as "portrays" to the stomach I guess

  • @TheSassygrasshopper
    @TheSassygrasshopper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1000000% doors. Think about all the shipping containers, and massive ships, hotels, apartments this one is almost a no brainer

    • @skylerbagley1365
      @skylerbagley1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      While you're probably right, i bet its closer than you realize. Imediately you think about cars, but you cant forget about things like bicycles, motorcycles, scooters, rollerblades, shopping carts and office chairs. The chair im sitting in right now has 12 wheels. Its a ridiculous question but now its bothering me haha.

    • @timmytimay602
      @timmytimay602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also what counts as a wheel? Steering wheel, flywheel,etc! Interesting question

  • @KatieDeGo
    @KatieDeGo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bert should do this weekly

  • @pmcg1238
    @pmcg1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Simply amazing...will you guys please please keep AYG in your secondary or I guess primary podcast promoting!! The Bert episode was absolute gold and like you guys said, he could have at least 5 more episodes or pure garbage entertainment!!!

  • @TheHouseofBurritos
    @TheHouseofBurritos ปีที่แล้ว

    The movie is "Nothing but Trouble". LOL

  • @kcbadboy84able
    @kcbadboy84able 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    King and the Sting and the Wing already mauled in on the doors v wheels debate!

  • @tylervilla8616
    @tylervilla8616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THE MACHINEEEE

  • @tobeyc2962
    @tobeyc2962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Demi Moore,Tupac and digital Underground are in the movie too. "Nothing but Trouble" HDTGM classic

  • @Samoht324
    @Samoht324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just the wheels inside of watches alone beats doors….

    • @j.collett2364
      @j.collett2364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're cogs or gears bro

    • @Samoht324
      @Samoht324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j.collett2364 still a wheel.. thats like sayin a tire is a tire not a wheel..

    • @j.collett2364
      @j.collett2364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Samoht324 I disagree, when counting doors or wheels we have to consider only things that are undoubtably only one thing. I.e. tires are part of a wheel but a tire alone can’t do the job of a wheel. Cupboards aren’t doors but by definition they serve the same purpose.

    • @Samoht324
      @Samoht324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j.collett2364 those rules were never stated. Id consider a cupboard a door 100%.

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Samoht324 Is a hatch a door also then?

  • @neutthehuman9029
    @neutthehuman9029 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!!!!! BoBo & Lil Devil🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aidentrench7599
    @aidentrench7599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bert isn’t looking great 😂😂😂😂 I do love him he is so funny so I hope he is with us for a long time !

    • @whiskbiscuit7199
      @whiskbiscuit7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being fat and racist will do that to you

    • @IzzyDizzy101
      @IzzyDizzy101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is getting huge lol. I listen to basically everything him an tom and tom is constantly saying he’s getting fatter

  • @shondashear5573
    @shondashear5573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing but trouble

  • @teraslaakso2144
    @teraslaakso2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wtf is gas tank door? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rockyfrat1981
    @rockyfrat1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing but trouble is the movie with Dan Aykroyd. And it's awesome

  • @mccarterjg
    @mccarterjg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I'm googling how fast a snail moves

  • @jimromesadouchee3605
    @jimromesadouchee3605 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "How do we get this room darker"

  • @blakeroarkkk2048
    @blakeroarkkk2048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounding fun as hell

  • @joshuahales7551
    @joshuahales7551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Burnt Chrysler!! He's the best on this!

  • @powertechn2
    @powertechn2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tupac and Humpty were both also in the movie, along with Dan and Peter Akroyd, Chevy Chase, John Candy. It's Nothing But Trouble, fuckin great flick 😂 absolutely hilarious!!

  • @maxwilso915
    @maxwilso915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ 7:24 hes talking about "Nothing but trouble"

  • @tougewagon
    @tougewagon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely more wheels

  • @GCT1990
    @GCT1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The movie he's talking about is called "Nothing but Trouble 1991" it's actually a really good movie, it's not really a penis it just takes the shape of one... Kinda.

    • @jblz86
      @jblz86 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm almost 40, and that dinner scene where they're eating sausages still freaks me out to this day.

  • @strungoutny
    @strungoutny 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The movie is Very Bad Things. I own it. "Fix em' up a couple of dogs"

  • @shaggyterrell8460
    @shaggyterrell8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Chevy Chase movie is called Nothing But Trouble, it’s great! Tupac and Digital Underground preform in it too actually

    • @creedns
      @creedns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Digital Underground lol but close enough.

    • @neong
      @neong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Digital Underground.

    • @shaggyterrell8460
      @shaggyterrell8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah yeah, I know, thanks lol I was in a hurry

    • @shaggyterrell8460
      @shaggyterrell8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      IMDB it X X, it’s Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, ect.

    • @BP-or2iu
      @BP-or2iu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shaggyterrell8460 Yeah for some reason I thought he said Steve Martin which made me think about Roxanne where Steve Martin has this big dick shaped nose.

  • @andrewsutton2266
    @andrewsutton2266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bert the name drop Kreischer

  • @hunterwilkes3059
    @hunterwilkes3059 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He’s talking about nothing but trouble that movie is fantastic

  • @chrispohl7185
    @chrispohl7185 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thinking the same movie when they ask the question.. nothing but trouble even has shock g, tupac & john candy in, I though it was a great movie

  • @fillbrin
    @fillbrin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The movie is Nothing but Trouble

  • @osdreadlord3205
    @osdreadlord3205 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some doors have wheels.

  • @Gotien718
    @Gotien718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    knew he was gonna say the U 100%

  • @no_nosestill_close8010
    @no_nosestill_close8010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7pm?
    You have premium promos for ati? Just release berty boys 20th appearance. And make 20 more because hes the best on it. Tied with Gillis.

    • @neong
      @neong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I want to see Bert and Shane on together.

    • @dougschimpf8733
      @dougschimpf8733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah shane n matt again. Bert’s annoying

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soder is the best one.

  • @salwayballer
    @salwayballer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The goat

  • @WaziYolo
    @WaziYolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just answer the question, Brett.

  • @dylanrichardson764
    @dylanrichardson764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bart is pushing three bills here

  • @crazestyle83
    @crazestyle83 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sky scrapers, houses, office buildings all exist in countries that don't have many cars. Common sense.

    • @crazestyle83
      @crazestyle83 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even Tupac and run dmc were in that d!ck nose movie

  • @jrob5516
    @jrob5516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    100 percent more doors than wheels

  • @justinours3190
    @justinours3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Dan Aykroyd movie with the dick nose is Nothing but Trouble. It's so weird, but funny. I don't think I've met another person who knows that movie.

  • @kingragnar4434
    @kingragnar4434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr Kool aid himself

  • @liamengram6326
    @liamengram6326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:50 Don't forget The Rock was on that team.

  • @kingjellybean9795
    @kingjellybean9795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The movie is "nothing but trouble"

  • @PopsDadd38
    @PopsDadd38 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That my girls is how u answer the internet

  • @TheOfficialFloridaMan
    @TheOfficialFloridaMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The gas cap door is not a door because you cannot move through it.

    • @moose2577
      @moose2577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So cabinet doors don't count?

  • @aidencolletti8890
    @aidencolletti8890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brent is the best

  • @DinoNuggies333
    @DinoNuggies333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Burnt Kushner

  • @johnbethel96
    @johnbethel96 ปีที่แล้ว

    Movie is Nothing But Trouble crazy ass Movie. It'll make you not eat hotdogs for awhile.

  • @travisfayy4446
    @travisfayy4446 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lucky he doesn’t need glasses on stage

  • @bravedown50
    @bravedown50 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael Irvin and Warren Sapp didn’t play at the same time

  • @PimpMacSlickBac
    @PimpMacSlickBac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stole Gavin Free's question and called it an internet classic lol

  • @musthavebeenyou5771
    @musthavebeenyou5771 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More wheels
    18wheeler

  • @moshecohen7976
    @moshecohen7976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    office chair wheels count for every door in a building

    • @neong
      @neong 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lego wheels, doors loose.

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neong what about cabinet doors?

    • @TheSilentEaglesNest
      @TheSilentEaglesNest 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josefstalin9678 Tons of pull out cabinets have dozens of ball bearings in the slides

  • @daviddingdong2291
    @daviddingdong2291 ปีที่แล้ว

    fix the sounds next time please, if using single track change it so that both tracks have the sound in the editing software. Thanks

  • @xdg6451
    @xdg6451 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘86 Mets is the only answer

  • @franquil85conn
    @franquil85conn ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael irvin left Miami in the late 80s (88 i believe)

  • @gmwarsaw
    @gmwarsaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    somebody overthought the audio

  • @tylerhrenko6177
    @tylerhrenko6177 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I now see why people are starting to hate Bert 💀 losely tying in stories that are quite literally bits in his special to questions that have nothing to do with them (and the bits aren’t even that good in this shortform version)

  • @Simply_chase
    @Simply_chase 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brent Kersher

  • @bushidobot8251
    @bushidobot8251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please get Stavros Halkias on here

  • @breazybear
    @breazybear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The snail question is dumb, just ask a friend or loved one to step on it for you

  • @d.r.3397
    @d.r.3397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dick nose movie is Nothing but Trouble. A classic awesome horrible movie.

  • @DesireeH
    @DesireeH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn I missed it

  • @nathanornelas207
    @nathanornelas207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The doors versus wheel debate is weird to me has anybody seen an apartment complex?? Every person that has a car usually has a house/apartment with at least 7 to 10 doors in it plus there's more doors on a car than tires.

    • @dezerttim
      @dezerttim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think about all the hotels and apartments in places like Vegas, New York etc. Even in hotels, every basic room has 2-3 doors at minimum.

    • @charlieberra4959
      @charlieberra4959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dezerttim there are so many different wheels in places you would never think of in all of those places

    • @skylerbagley1365
      @skylerbagley1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Office chairs, Hotwheels cars (most doors arent functional), motorcycles/scooters.

  • @WTFrankLive
    @WTFrankLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow, whats wrong with the audio

  • @Simply_chase
    @Simply_chase 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruce Krencher

  • @throughtheearthscore3999
    @throughtheearthscore3999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaron Rodgers? Out of everyone?

  • @GetShmanged
    @GetShmanged 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:05 give Rooster Teeth their credit

  • @Simply_chase
    @Simply_chase 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bryce Krenshaw

  • @keegangleason837
    @keegangleason837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    audio is fucked

  • @Iansco1
    @Iansco1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is he wearing a shirt?

  • @WackJallis
    @WackJallis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    .01% is the max. Anyone that thinks they’ve seen more of the entire porn database on the internet is insane

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, that's a new kind of hubris. Pubris!

  • @ellstackeradventures
    @ellstackeradventures 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yoooo

  • @rickymorphew2245
    @rickymorphew2245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    there are definitely more wheels. no contest

  • @kinetikx
    @kinetikx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listening to this show with earbuds is annoying. There's too much reverb/room echo. And the stereo split with Bert mainly in one ear and the room full of laughing dudes in the other just doesn't make sense.

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many lines did bert do before this?

  • @usc199113
    @usc199113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    audio is awful..the dude who ok'd this should be fired

  • @Deuceswild47
    @Deuceswild47 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I thumbs’d down because it’s Bert.

  • @alvarovargasbang-wutang8461
    @alvarovargasbang-wutang8461 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    After 3 and a 1/2 minutes I switched to legion of skanks they got a new Podcast on Thursdays

  • @Smellmyfartz
    @Smellmyfartz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    T

  • @Whattatwist
    @Whattatwist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s definitely doors btw, cuz every car has doors and cars make up most of the worlds wheels gaurentee.

    • @willmalone41
      @willmalone41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cars don't even make up a fraction of the world's wheels

    • @NitronNeutron
      @NitronNeutron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lego has more wheels than cars.

    • @fire_breathing_turtle
      @fire_breathing_turtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Toy cars/rc cars, strollers, skateboards, rollerblades, motorcycles, bicycles, dirtbikes, atvs... just to name a few.

    • @nicholashale7216
      @nicholashale7216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure this is closer than you'd think. 18 Wheelers alone is an 18 to 3 (4 depending on how you define a door) ratio and the trucking industry is massive. This is just one example.

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicholashale7216 I thought of this and surprised you're the only one I found that brought it up

  • @TJ-ss1tv
    @TJ-ss1tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert is unbearable

  • @cadezschiesche7721
    @cadezschiesche7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn I was finally starting to come around on this guy because of PMT interview. Completely out again after he said Aaron Rodgers. Fucking sicko.

    • @klekster12
      @klekster12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Found the weak minded sheep🤡

    • @Bennybot90
      @Bennybot90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...okay dude

  • @jaybrack7272
    @jaybrack7272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This dude has never been funny to me.

  • @artvandelayRFC
    @artvandelayRFC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert is a pathological liar. I'm not a fan of his comedy but it is funny how many blatant lies he's been caught telling.

  • @roosterboy7357
    @roosterboy7357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing but trouble