A houseboat is literally the solution to all their problems. Wade gets to be one with the water, Bob & Mark get to rotate the houseboat towards the sun & rise before it.
I love how Mark and Bob tried to make this into an inspiring daily routine for betterment in the new year and Wade treated it like he's planning his retirement 😆
Bob: "How are we gonna afford the house without the hour and 15 minutes of work?" Wade: "NO Were going out on the water and enjoying the boat." "ILL STAB YOU"
I absolutely love how both Wade and Bob just take Mark's premise, crunch it and throw it into the trash bin, living him with an assortment of chaotic ramblings that he has to somehow turn into an episode.
I definitely imagined wade like an angry toddler screaming and hitting the table. “WADE WANT BOATTTTT” Alternative: caveman wade going “boat? Me want boat. WADE WANT BOAT”
I love how any time tries to give concise instructions about how to better other people or themselves, Wade and/or Bob will deviate into whatever they want to do. Every time. It’s hilarious to watch it unfold.
😂 Mark and Bob are nuts. My perfect day is pretty much the same as Wade’s, but it’s ‘LAKE’. In the morning, around 8, mom and I (before I moved out) would pack the car with a big cooler full of food and drinks, a bag of towels, her lawn chair, my blu-tooth radio, etc., and from 8 am to 5 pm (or sometimes even 7 pm), we’d just hang on the edge of the lake! I’d go swimming, she’d read a book, I would take breaks to come onto shore to play games (Yahtzee, Uno) with her, we’d have lunch from the cooler, I’d go back swimming while she takes a nap in her chair, I come out of the water to do some photography along the lake edge, I’d take a nap on the ground next to her then go back swimming, then we’d have dinner from the cooler and I go back into the water until it was late and we decided to head home. Some of my best, most perfect days was just that. So when Wade says BOAT- I understand 100% exactly what he means and, to me, it does indeed sound like the perfect day. 😌
I think that relaxation is an important step in self-improvement that is often overlooked and unattended to, but can therapeutically contribute to an overall sense of accomplishment and self-love Nerd
😅😄😭 Well, that escalated quite quickly. 😅 If Wade wants a boat, let him have his boat. I wouldn't want to be six feet under the ground, or sleeping with the sharks the next morning.
Honestly Wade’s idea of a perfect day is valid, in a lot of ways?? That kind of day sounds perfect for mental health improvement and Mark just seemed a little too fixated on whatever studies he was reading to give it any kind of merit. I’d take Wade’s plans for self improvement over whatever Mark was trying to encourage.
for some reason if I look at Marks eyes, when Wade talks, Mark is looking at him, when Bob talks, Mark looks at him, but the animation in his eyes didnt changed! O_O
This was the funniest moment recently. It was probably enhanced by the fact that i had seen the thumbnail for this clip, and when i heard WADE WANT BOAT, all i could picture was this. Hilarious!
I feel like 90 percent of the problem Mark had was because he wanted the perfect self improvement day, but that's boring as hell so Wade just wanted the perfect fun day
@@henryreed4697 did you seriously want a whole 60 minute podcast that was basically a seminar on how to live a healthy life? I come to Distractable for laughs my guy
Too be fair. Wade's boat isn't as one diamentional as Mark and Bob all think it is. Most if not all outdoor activities aren't so one dimentional. This are lots of ways doing stuff on a boat can be done to better yourself. Self improvement - Swimming - Exercise Snorkeling - Exercise Stand-up Paddlboading - Exercise Play Board Games - Family Time Read a Book(s) - Self-Improvement Boatgating - Socializing Dock and Dine - Socialing and New experiences Camping - Relaxation Sunbathing - Relaxation Kayaking - Exercise Cooking - Family Time Knot tying - Gain new skill Teach your kids nautical skills - Family Time Paint - Self-Improvement Write something - Self-Improvement Scuba Dive - Exercise Use a Paper Chart - Gain new skill Breath Fresh Air - Self-Improvement Fun - Water Skiing Fishing Wakeboarding Towable Tubing Watch a Movie
I feel like in the trio Wade is definitely overshadowed by Mark and Bob, not a slight against them by any means they just have huge personalities while Wade seems a little more “subdued.” But man he is hands down my favorite.
I love how there is ZERO prompt for “I’ll stab you!” he just GOES for it, that’s genuine
yeah i fucking love that i feel like Bob did not expect that 😂😂😂
Wade's perfect day got ruined, I'd be pissed too.
@@cordero6960 Don't think anyone did. I just lost it. 🤣
I read this as I heard it 🤣
1:18
A houseboat is literally the solution to all their problems.
Wade gets to be one with the water, Bob & Mark get to rotate the houseboat towards the sun & rise before it.
Sooooo, Raft?
Raft. They're in Raft.
Raft Peen House
Raft House
Forgot houseboats existed. That's a good idea.
Wade is a simple man. All he wants is boat
“WADE WANT BOAT” has to be a new favourite Wade quote… because I also want a boat 😂
I love how Mark and Bob tried to make this into an inspiring daily routine for betterment in the new year and Wade treated it like he's planning his retirement 😆
Twist: retiring is the best way to have perfect(productive) days.
Bob treated this like a day with I.B.S.
He's getting older
@@carterm.488 God we NEED an episode about this X)
It's not just that Wade went to violence so quickly. It's that it genuinely scared Mark enough to break his flow this time
“WADE WANT BOAT” sounded like an cut shout in Skyrim
Wade devolving into wug speak is what I live for.
I thoroughly enjoy the term “wug speak”
Omg I need to watch the whole episode where is it xD
Wade doesn't just want boat. He will STAB for boat. XD
🅱️⭕🅰️✝️
👁️👄👁️
Wade NEED boat
Yandere Wade
Bob: "How are we gonna afford the house without the hour and 15 minutes of work?"
Wade: "NO Were going out on the water and enjoying the boat."
"ILL STAB YOU"
I’ve never heard of anyone so ramped up about a boat. 😂
Also, Wade should do his own interactive series called:
On a Boat with Wade
MAKE IT HAPPEN WADE!!! PETITION TO START A NEW SERIES CALLED ON A BOAT WITH WADE!!!
We call this Raft 😂
I would watch that and I think it would kinda be like "a date with markiplier"
that would get so many more views than In Space with Mark.
Wade: BOAT... BOATS PERFECT DAY.... WE WANT BOAT
I think it was "Wade want boat!!!!!!"
2:50
I wish we could see Wade's face when he shouts "WADE WANT BOAT"
I absolutely love how both Wade and Bob just take Mark's premise, crunch it and throw it into the trash bin, living him with an assortment of chaotic ramblings that he has to somehow turn into an episode.
Wug finds his love for maritime relaxation
“Wug” the perfect abbreviation for wade.
WADE WANT BOAT! 🤣🤣 this whole episode is fantastic
Wade has just become so unhinged since he started on Distractible and I am here for it
I like how this episode was basically just wade having a temper tantrum
I love moments in this podcast where you know EXACTLY what their expressions would look like if there were a video with this
I definitely imagined wade like an angry toddler screaming and hitting the table. “WADE WANT BOATTTTT”
Alternative: caveman wade going “boat? Me want boat. WADE WANT BOAT”
The perfect day for Wade is spending time on the raft and swimming.
Wade you can have a boat, when we see Mark's mom making you eat turnip soup. On camera.
Good throwback
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
@@ActuatedGear *gets impaled by spike trap*
@@Anonymous-73 Eat your termit!
He wants boat, Wade can't be more clear!🤣
"I'll stab you."
-Wade
I love how any time tries to give concise instructions about how to better other people or themselves, Wade and/or Bob will deviate into whatever they want to do. Every time. It’s hilarious to watch it unfold.
That "I'll stab you" just has me fucking cackling
This energy was even better than "bobs fridge", good job wade. Holy hell.
I love how chaotic this is when all it is is Wade wanting a boat. Bravo, Wade. Brave, friends.
this has to be one of the funniest moments/clips from distractible lmao
It's lucky that Bob actively wanted Wade to win in this part because Wade reeeealllly wanted boat.
Lmfao Wade's day is definitely better than what ever mark was thinking 😂🤣
That image in the thumbnail is just so viscerally relatable. I love it.
Wade, have I ever told you about the ship of theseus?
😂 Mark and Bob are nuts. My perfect day is pretty much the same as Wade’s, but it’s ‘LAKE’. In the morning, around 8, mom and I (before I moved out) would pack the car with a big cooler full of food and drinks, a bag of towels, her lawn chair, my blu-tooth radio, etc., and from 8 am to 5 pm (or sometimes even 7 pm), we’d just hang on the edge of the lake! I’d go swimming, she’d read a book, I would take breaks to come onto shore to play games (Yahtzee, Uno) with her, we’d have lunch from the cooler, I’d go back swimming while she takes a nap in her chair, I come out of the water to do some photography along the lake edge, I’d take a nap on the ground next to her then go back swimming, then we’d have dinner from the cooler and I go back into the water until it was late and we decided to head home. Some of my best, most perfect days was just that. So when Wade says BOAT- I understand 100% exactly what he means and, to me, it does indeed sound like the perfect day. 😌
You're missing the entire point though.
The topic was about the perfect day for self-improvement.
Not the perfect day for relaxation.
I think that relaxation is an important step in self-improvement that is often overlooked and unattended to, but can therapeutically contribute to an overall sense of accomplishment and self-love
Nerd
Wade makes boating sound absolutely perfect, and I love it.
Wade is my kinda person, someone who just wants a couple of things. For him, food, family, and boating. For me, food, my dog, and video games.
"WADE WANT BOAT" needs to be a t-shirt.
no it does not
Don’t let anyone dumpy on your boat dreams, Wade!
I love how rapidly a topic such as "Perfect Day to help improve yourself" descends into utter chaos
We wake eat and sleep on the boat! There are no other options
I love how wade is a baby in the thumbnail 🤣
Wade, the new Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The lake is an all day affair. Breakfast boat ramp, fishing, lunch, water sports, dinners, boat ramp home.
It's okay, Wade. I want boat too.
Man he'd love riding on the ship of Theseus
Wade: GIMME A BOAT OR I'll STAB YOU. Wow Give The Man A Boat Everyone.
wade want boat!!
same wade. same
"BOAT! BOAT IS PERFECT DAY!!!"
Boat Want Wade.
Give Wade a boat
2:51
The best part while I was listening to the podcast 😂😂😂😂😂
This just solidifies my idea that Wade is the funniest member of this podcast 😂
Mark wanted the perfect day so that he could write Groundhog Day 3 (the second one was a VR game)
I know how to combine Bob and Wade ideas.
Stream more RAFT!
I wish I could’ve seen Wades face when he was ranfting about the boat
Holy shot I can
Absolutely love the podcast, Mark, Bob, and wade are my favorite ever.
Something about seeing wades model say "I'll stab you" with such a cutesy face, is disturbing to say the least
😅😄😭 Well, that escalated quite quickly. 😅 If Wade wants a boat, let him have his boat. I wouldn't want to be six feet under the ground, or sleeping with the sharks the next morning.
Mark and Bob - let's make us better!!
Wade- head empty no thoughts just boat!!!!
1:18- WADE GETS SERIOUS....🤯
Honestly Wade’s idea of a perfect day is valid, in a lot of ways?? That kind of day sounds perfect for mental health improvement and Mark just seemed a little too fixated on whatever studies he was reading to give it any kind of merit. I’d take Wade’s plans for self improvement over whatever Mark was trying to encourage.
I wish baby wade had a full beard
::cues theme to Boat Dog:: BOAT WADE, BOAT WADE, BOAT WADDDEEE
I was in agreement with wade the whole time, I love being on or in the water.
for some reason if I look at Marks eyes, when Wade talks, Mark is looking at him, when Bob talks, Mark looks at him, but the animation in his eyes didnt changed! O_O
The man knows what he likes. He hates Tacos, friggin loves boats.
Funniest moment of the whole episode of distractible.
This part reminded me of Ethan wanting brick
This was the funniest moment recently. It was probably enhanced by the fact that i had seen the thumbnail for this clip, and when i heard WADE WANT BOAT, all i could picture was this. Hilarious!
Get this man a boat
WADE; WANT; BOAT
WADE; WANT; BOAT
WADE; WANT; BOAT
BBOOAATT; NOW!!!!
REEEEEEE!!!!!!
Guys I think Wade wants the boat
Wade want boat
"WADE WANT BOAT!!"
I feel like 90 percent of the problem Mark had was because he wanted the perfect self improvement day, but that's boring as hell so Wade just wanted the perfect fun day
You're being a little harsh there don't you think?
@@henryreed4697 did you seriously want a whole 60 minute podcast that was basically a seminar on how to live a healthy life? I come to Distractable for laughs my guy
@@nateds7326 honestly yes. And who says that it couldn't have been funny?
Poor Wade, all he wants is to boat.
man, that thumbnail gave me the feels, i hope little baby wade gets his boat :')
yes i'm a softie
Dude just wanted to spend time of a boat.
Marks laugh is something you can see with your ears.
WADE WANT BOAT😭
So that is why wade likes playing raft
Why this are never animeited okay i understand how much Time that take but still those thumbnails are so perfect :D
Too be fair. Wade's boat isn't as one diamentional as Mark and Bob all think it is. Most if not all outdoor activities aren't so one dimentional. This are lots of ways doing stuff on a boat can be done to better yourself.
Self improvement -
Swimming - Exercise
Snorkeling - Exercise
Stand-up Paddlboading - Exercise
Play Board Games - Family Time
Read a Book(s) - Self-Improvement
Boatgating - Socializing
Dock and Dine - Socialing and New experiences
Camping - Relaxation
Sunbathing - Relaxation
Kayaking - Exercise
Cooking - Family Time
Knot tying - Gain new skill
Teach your kids nautical skills - Family Time
Paint - Self-Improvement
Write something - Self-Improvement
Scuba Dive - Exercise
Use a Paper Chart - Gain new skill
Breath Fresh Air - Self-Improvement
Fun -
Water Skiing
Fishing
Wakeboarding
Towable Tubing
Watch a Movie
the thumbnail brought me here
Just let bro have his boat! 😭
wade is willing to murder a homie for a boat :0
WADE WANT BOAT!
That's a saying on a t-shirt that would start conversations.
No it would not.
The thumbnail for this video is the best image of today
As someone who also enjoys boat I’m with Wade on this one
WADE CAN NO HAVE BOAT
as a wise man once said… *BOAT.*
no they did not
I feel like in the trio Wade is definitely overshadowed by Mark and Bob, not a slight against them by any means they just have huge personalities while Wade seems a little more “subdued.” But man he is hands down my favorite.
I was at work when I heard "I'll stab you" and it took everything in me not to bust out laughing. Good bit lol
Ohh Wade, I wish I could just give you a pat on the back, it’ll be okay buddy… yes yes Boat, very nice
This thumbnail is a masterpiece
To be fair, I grew up on a lake and I miss it so much that I too, want boat.
wade just force a change
The thumbnail is perfection
Yeah but a caveman would have been better for me.
Wade want boat grrrrr.
Yeah, That thumbnail just about sums up Wade.
Wade became Wug when he demanded that boat. Actually, can we have an episode of the podcast where Wade is just Wug the whole time?
I believe Wade will get The boat of Theseus.